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ladysqueakinpip · 5 months
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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wizzidoodles · 4 months
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In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back this masterpiece
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cactle · 1 month
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POV: You’re watching the marineford live stream
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opportunityarose · 7 months
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they are 12 year old boys
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lotus-pear · 2 months
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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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kiisaes · 4 months
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momma's boy
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b-e-e-h-o-p · 10 months
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DID YALL KNOW THAT SOMEONE MADE SPEEDRUNS DEDICATED TO HOW FAST THEY CAN GET TO THE PUNCH SOLAS SCENE 💀💀💀
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you have such a interesting body ethan ...
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cherries-and-knives · 5 months
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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lemonteeths · 3 months
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huh? the bell, used to keep track of livestock and preventing them from going astray, symbolizes The Lamb's position as a permanent servant, bred for slaughter? WRONG ‼ ‼ jester lamp :3
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applejuicewerewolf · 9 months
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Bhaal cultists: The Lord of Murder demands sacrifice. We will paint the city red in his honour and revel in his glory!
also Bhaal cultists:
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heartorbit · 5 months
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stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈
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aledlastbestie · 3 months
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-Interviewer: How did you make the prince fall in love with you?
-Simón: Not much, I just told him to his face that I hate his family and everything they represent and he was like "that's hot"
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dragonstar2568 · 3 months
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Every time one of (his) The kids or Eddie do something they weren’t supposed to Steve always gives them the same rant about how they could have gotten hurt or lost how they could have died. Que Eddie doing something stupid, where he could have gotten hurt.
The second eddie (and the kids following behind to watch him get yelled at) see Steve with his arms already crossed he knows he fucked up, so he tells him :
Steve: (arms on hips) (starts to open his mouth)
Eddie: (hangs his head down) I’m so sorry, I know what I did was reckless and wrong, I could have died or gotten hurt, I know I scared you and I shouldn’t have brought the kids along and it would have been all my fault if something had happen to them or me, I know you love us and don’t wanna see us get hurt. I love you too and I will clean your car and take the kids to school all week as punishment. I will be up our room to think about what I did.
The kids : (shocked)
Steve: (shocked & speechless) y-yes you will. a-And don’t do that again?
Eddie: (kisses Steve on the cheek) I won’t
Mike: What the fuck ?!
Dustin: He just gets off Scott free!?
Steve: (still in a daze) w-
Eddie: (walking into the house) Watch your mouth Mike.
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apathetic-microwave · 4 months
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Literally fucking couldn't stop giggling while making this it's so stupid
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