I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)
like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me
it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this
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ok i know that i am like an icemav disciple, a true icemav devotee (for context just wrote 5k of disgustingly sickly sweet smut), but ive been thinking about it and there’s something extremely appealing about platonic icemav too. Like canon besties icemav, figuring out that they actually have a lot in common, a slow developing friendship over decades, laughing at each others jokes, Mav & slider competing for best man at straight-ice’s wedding to not-his-sister-sarah, ice & mav getting drinks in DC & bullshitting about the navy and ice teasing him year in and year out “still single?” “You wound me, kazansky.” ice & mav & sarah drinking mimosas on the back deck. mav as part of the kazansky family anyway no matter what. this is an incredibly pleasing idea to me. & it’s basically canon so there’s no real point to this post but I’d just like 2 make my opinion on this public
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Hi!
What's your favourite Disney movie? And does your preference for the dorms have any influence on their movies and vice versa? Like I know you love Diasomnia so is Sleeping Beauty high up there for you?
I'm just asking because Snow White is actually my favourite Disney Princess and her movie is my favourite yet Pomefiore is my least favourite dorm (but Lion King and Savanaclaw are both in my top two) and I was wondering if it's similar for you?
yessss someone else whose favorite princess is Snow! ❄️
that said, it's hard to say what my favorite movie is, because I'm one of those annoying people who's like "well it depends" (on different aspects, on my mood, on the phase of the moon, etc). though out of the ones represented in Twst, I think it probably is Sleeping Beauty! I think it's really pretty and just a delightful movie! it hits a nice sweet spot for me of being kind of...gently grounded while still having that floaty-fairytale feeling, if that makes sense also I might have had a huge villaincrush on Maleficent that is being massively projected onto Meleanor, shh
although I actually sort of hated Diasomnia at first (l-look, they didn't have cards at first and all we had to go on were the website descriptions that make everyone sound horrible). so I dunno, maybe the influence helped win me over to them! or maybe just because, like everything else in Twst, they were unexpectedly enjoyable in practice?
(I don't think there are any that had a negative influence either, because I am also one of those annoying people who's like "well I don't have a least favorite, I like everybody!") (sob. it's true though.) (I just, I just love characters so much --)
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kpanniversary2024, prompt 4: Tension
"It's not your choice, Macau."
The noise Macau makes with his mouth rings like a gunshot in Vegas' ears. His eyes widen as he stares at his brother's flustered face. His nostrils flare.
Macau is wearing his anger like an armor made of rusty metal on his skin. He thinks it protects him, keeps him safe, when all it does is reveal all his weak spots to the enemy.
Presumed enemy, in this case. Pete is not - could not - be an enemy of his in the first place. Not even when he was the main family's guard dog.
He was a fool. In a way, he still is.
Vegas is afraid to look at him. He does it, regardless.
Saliva is trickling down Pete's forehead, down the path formed by the creases of his furrowed eyebrows, down the curve of his nose, almost but not quite missing his pursed lips.
He is standing by the kitchen table completely still, statue-like. His eyes are closed. His body is tense. He looks like he's about to start crying, or screaming, or both.
He does neither.
He just opens his eyes, slowly, and stares at Macau with an unreadable expression; another kind of armor, equally rusty and ineffective.
He doesn't wipe the spit off his face.
"Who do you think you are to say that to me?" Macau yells, unperturbed by what he did.
Vegas's breath hitches.
He has to intervene, somehow. Say something to stop this madness from continuing, salvage any of the last, remaining pieces of his broken family. He has to-
"You're not my brother, so stop acting like it!"
"Macau!"
He's too late.
Pete's face crumbles. He lowers his head to hide it, but Vegas can still see it, can still see Pete's bottom lip quivering, his shoulders shaking.
He wants to hit himself.
It wouldn't solve anything, fuck, it'd make everything worse, but he can't help seeking the familiar sting a slap would provide. A punch, even more so.
He gets pulled out of his thoughts by Pete whispering something he doesn't catch.
It's an easy guess to make.
For a moment, Vegas thinks the bullets that had pierced his torso all those months ago had hurt less.
Macau says nothing and runs away to his room.
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wait wait wait, is it just me or has there just...never been a diavolo-centric event yet? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? and are there any other characters who haven't gotten a single event yet? like, i'm a solomon lover but damn him, barbatos etc. (or just them?) have gotten two events and then there's (supposedly, i think, idk i'm asking) diavolo and...presumably others (who i'm not aware of because i honestly do not keep up with events apart from looking for enough spoilers to see if it's worth it for me to go search up more about it, but never play it myself obviously lol) as well? like...am i missing out on something? i think i might be? isn't that unfair or is there something i was supposed to know? because i haven't seen a single SOUL ask about him so far (or am i not looking hard enough?)???
Okay, anon. This question sent me down the rabbit hole because I was like I need to look this up.
So with the help of the Obey Me! Wiki, I have determined a few things about the Spotlight events.
I had noticed that sometimes events were focused on a character, but didn't list them as being in the spotlight. For instance, the Scroll of Thirst event was very much about Solomon, but no spotlight was listed. I felt like the Chess event was also very focused on Belphie, but again no spotlight. Or the Blue Para event being mostly about Levi.
This happens when it's a Celestial Blessing event and there are outfits for multiple characters. Those events seem to be focused on those characters, as if they were having a spotlight event. But there is no mention of the spotlight and I suppose it's because they don't want players to think that there's only one outfit for that character? Either way, that seems to be the distinction.
That being said, there are plenty of events that do list specific spotlights. So with that in mind, I went through them to see who we have had spotlighted.
The results are rather uneven. The events were either a solo spotlight or a shared spotlight with two characters. Here's the breakdown:
Lucifer - 1 solo, 1 shared
Mammon - 2 solo, 2 shared
Levi - 1 shared
Satan - 2 solo, 1 shared
Asmo - 2 solo, 2 shared
Beel - 1 solo
Belphie - 1 solo
Diavolo - none
Barbatos - 3 solo
Simeon - 1 solo, 1 shared
Solomon - 1 solo
Luke - none
Not sure how much people care about Luke, but for the record he also hasn't had a spotlight.
I was SHOCKED to see that Lucifer only had one solo event. And inexplicably Barb has had THREE??? LOL two of them were about sports and the other one was about video games. Make it make sense.
Anyway, as you can see Diavolo has also not had one. I think you could argue that Levi hasn't either, since he's only had one that he shared with Satan.
So you aren't missing anything, it is an unfair distribution. I know it took us forever to get Beel & Belphie events. I don't know why they're doing it this way, but it's pretty dumb. I can only assume we'll eventually get a Diavolo spotlight event because aside from Luke, he's the only one who hasn't had one.
For reference, here is the list of the spotlight events in the order they happened and which characters they spotlighted. Putting it under a read more because this post is already really long lol.
Starting with events that were only in OG.
Satan: A Star for You
Barbatos: Super Smash Devils
Mammon & Asmo: Princess Rose
Simeon: A Weird White Day
The rest of these were in NB as well.
Lucifer & Asmo: The Cursed Seed and the Fertilizing Flame
Simeon & Mammon: RAD on Stage
Satan & Levi: Whisked Away
Mammon: Hell Marine Festival
Lucifer: Terrible Time Trouble
Asmo: Devil's Water Panic!
Barbatos: Fangol Ultra Bowl
Mammon: An A-mazing Adventure
Asmo: Fabulicious
Beel: The Great Devildom Outdoors
Satan: Exciting Inn-cidents!
Solomon: Bon Voyage!
Belphie: Poison Hunting & Candy Making!
Barbatos: Dust Storm Panic
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