Sonic: *half-dead for the 5th time this week* I'm fine! 😃👍
Tails: *gets lightly bruised* I'm f-
Sonic: WHO THE FUCK HURT MY BROTHER I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU WANNA GO-
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21+ reverse-icks
highly HIGHLY requested. Read at your own caution
imagine him pressing his forehead against yours when he finishes
The whimpers/grunts he makes when he's close, almost like he's in pain
When his chest is shiny in the moonlight from sweat
When he stays inside of you after finishing
Imagine making eye contact with him the whole time
Hearing his breathless voice right next to your ear in a dark room
The eagerness and soft gentleness in his hands as he touches you
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Uhh... zoro worrying and/or thinking about his captain's safety pre-TS era???
Orange town
Arlong park
Reverse mountain
Alabasta
Jaya
Water 7
Enies lobby
Thriller bark
Sabaody archipelago
Post war
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Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.
But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.
Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.
Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.
Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.
Just.... Insanity.
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a mock zoom call for a very very self-indulgent modern office au lmao
two important facts about this AU that exist in my head:
The King is the equivalent of 55-year old Betty from Finance, mortal enemy to the 24-year old office worker from a different department, like that one post. Except it's everyone. He has collective beef with everyone.
Loop exists in this AU as they are. They got reverse isekai'ed(?) in since it'd be Funny :)
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Monsters
The Dark Side
Sentimonsters - Monsters - Monsters (alt ver) - Savior
original:
The Dark Side (alternate reality) by Muse
I hail from the dark side
For all my life, I've been besieged
You'd be scared living with my despair
And if you could feel the things, I am able to feel
Break me out
Set me free
Save me from the Dark Side
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Too sane to be an arcanist but insane enough to drive the narrator crazy.
Vertin is an eldritch horror. There's actually a Carbuncle under her top hat piloting her, Ratatouille style.
Jokes aside this line right here drives me nuts:
"If there is really one in the world that should be..."
WHO? WHAT? The narrator talks too much yet manages to never say enough. He acknowledges Vertin is unusually rational for an arcanist but claims her special talent is her intuition. I think he missed something about Vertin though.
Here is the theory:
Her rationale is irrational, making her unique amongst arcanists and sets her apart from humans.
We know she isn't as "adjusted" as humans. In the Intermission she was debating on whether she should take a sip from a weird bottle she found. She slapped a mustache on Regulus as a disguise (which worked but its still ridiculous). She is unfazed by actual insanity where as ordinary humans fall apart. She accepts the illogical as a truth (Gnosis at work) and then applies logic to it to better grasp it. Humans would not be able to accomplish step one in this process but we've seen other arcanists do this. For example, Melania has a similar thought process.
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