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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Bruce: That’s it? That’s all you saw?
Barbara: No, Bruce, I’m withholding pertinent information for fun.
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Monk: May I get you anything to drink, Barbarian? Barbarian: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed. Monk: We have jasmine tea. Barbarian: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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Wei Wuxian: How was I?
Lan Jingyi: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns.
Wei Wuxian: Business as usual then.
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Haymitch: How was I? Effie: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. Haymitch: Business as usual, then.
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Zordon: Do not antagonize the local law enforcement. Zack: But it's so much fun!
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Conan: You see the blue wire?
KID: *getting ready to cut the blue wire* Yeah.
Conan: Don't touch the blue wire.
KID: GAH!
KID: Start with "don't!" Start with "don't!"
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slashingdisneypasta · 28 days
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Splendorman: Has anyone found the occult section of Slender's library??
Jeff, walking in thoroughly shaken and covered in sticky spiderweb: Yeah, I got them. They were mixed in with the French cookbooks.
Jeff, slamming occult books down on table: And its INFESTED with fucking spiders!
Splendor: Ah. Well, spiders are our garden friends, Jeff-
Jeff: Splendor. They were 3 feet long.
Splendor: .. ah.
Splendor: I'll order some bug spray.
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danganronpafakes · 10 months
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Chisa: May I get you anything to drink? Gundham: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed. Chisa: I have jasmine tea. Gundham: Ooh, jasmine. Yes, please.
Source: The Librarians ("And the Apple of Discord")
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incorrectbensler · 10 months
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Elliot: I know that face.
Olivia:
Elliot: That’s the “I should be happy but instead I’m unnecessarily worried” face.
Olivia: Oh yeah? And what’s my “If you don’t leave me alone, I’m going to punch you in the face” face?
Elliot:
Olivia:
Elliot: That one.
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Malia: That’s it? That’s all you saw?
Eli: No, Malia, I’m withholding pertinent information for fun.
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incorrectspquotes · 5 months
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Guild: And you’re willing to risk your life for this? Fletcher: I won’t risk my life, but I assume I can outrun anything, so I’m in.
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notafraidofstopping876 · 11 months
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Katniss: You're not as charming as you think you are
Finnick: I'm precisely as charming as I believe I am, to the decimal place.
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Stephen: I’m here to do science and math and sometimes, hallucinate.
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Shadowheart: Isn’t there someone else you can torture with your presence?
Lae’zel: Probably, but I choose you because I hate you.
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the2fort9 · 7 months
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*Demoman is talking Scout through defusing a bomb* Demoman: "You see the blue wire?" Scout: "Yeah." Scout: *goes to cut the blue wire* Demoman: "Don't touch the blue wire." Scout, jerking his hand away from the wire: "Gah!" Scout: "Start with 'don't'! Start with 'don't'!"
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You know, you have a talent for turning a bad situation into a worst case scenario.
Doctor K to Ziggy, Power Rangers RPM
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