#source: the librarians
Heiji: Don’t correct me!
Shinichi: Don’t be wrong!
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Sariel: Don’t correct me!
Shiro: Don’t be wrong!
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The Duke: May I get you anything to drink?
Lady Dimitrescu: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
The Duke: I have jasmine tea.
Lady Dimitrescu: Ooh, jasmine. Yes, please.
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Sorcerer: Don’t correct me!
Wizard: Don’t be wrong!
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Mammon: Don’t correct me!
Satan: Don’t be wrong!
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Doctor Strange: I’m here to do science and math and sometimes hallucinate.
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Boba [running towards the weapon lockers on the Razor Crest]: SHOTGUN ON THE ROCKET LAUNCHER
Din: Does that mean you want the shotgun or the rocket launcher?
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Donna: You're not as charming as you think you are.
10: I'm precisely as charming as I believe I am, to the decimal place.
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Bdubs: You know, sometimes I think you don’t take me seriously.
Etho: Really? There’s times you think I do?
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Roy: Sometimes I think you're not taking me seriously.
Olivier Mira Armstrong: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?
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Bakugou: Don’t correct me.
Todoroki: Don’t be wrong.
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Shinichi: You see the blue wire?
Kaito: Yeah. *goes to cut the blue wire*
Shinichi: Don’t touch the blue wire.
Kaito: *recoils away from the blue wire*
Kaito: Next time start with “don’t”!
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dumbledore: you see the blue wire?
snape: yeah. [goes to cut the blue wire]
dumbledore: don’t touch the blue wire.
snape: [recoils away from the blue wire]
snape: next time start with “don’t”!
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Steve: Isn't there someone else you can torture with your presence?
Stephen: Probably, but I choose you because I hate you.
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Sorcerer: You know, sometimes I think you don't take me seriously.
Wizard: Really? There's times you think I do?
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Toga: Don’t correct me!
Dabi: Don’t be wrong!
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Sasha: Do not antagonize the local law enforcement.
Raz: But it’s so much fun!
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Phryne: Are you drunk, Dot?
Dot: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?
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9: You see the blue wire?
Rose: Yeah. [begins to cut the blue wire]
9: Don't touch the blue wire.
Rose: [recoils away from the blue wire]
Rose: Start with "don't!"
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Quirrel: Can I get you anything to drink?
Voldemort: The tears of my enemies, wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed!
Quirrel: ...I have jasmine tea.
Voldemort: Ooh, jasmine! Yes, please.
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