I'm gonna watch next week but I can't not draw him ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Edit: I finally watched the movie and turns out he's not as unhinged as people make him out to be jsjdhdkdkd he just doesn't want people ruining his hard work 💔
Spider-Man TAS (Without Spider-Man): Mutant’s Revenge
So is Peter Parker right when he says the world would be better off without Spider-Man? Let’s find out.
Wolverine is hot on the trail of Jubilee when he runs into Hobgoblin outside the Langdon research labs. Hobgoblin has every intention of stealing the army tech destined for Kingpin from Langdon, and using it for his own means. Like robbing banks or something. He’s so caught up in his own monologuing that Wolverine gets the drop on him, and beats the tar out of his ugly mug, demanding to know where Jubilee is.
Of course, Hobgoblin thinks that Jubilee is some kind of kid’s birthday party store, so he tells Wolverine to check the mall. This only infuriates Wolverine further, who thinks Hobgoblin is being coy (he’s not). However a sudden and barely discernable cry for help stops Wolverine from fricassee-ing Hobbie.
Meanwhile, Langdon and his assistant Dr. Plot Device are monologuing to Jubilee about how mutants are just so ew ick. Jubilee keeps crying out for help because that’s what she does best, and sure enough Wolverine stampedes through about a hundred laser shooting guards and several blast doors. He tosses Langdon into the pot of boiling evil, and frees Jubilee while Dr. Plot Device runs away crying.
Langdon turns into a giant multi-eyed green monster (obviously), just as the rest of the X-Men show up. Beast is aghast that his old friend and colleague used his old research to try to kill Jubilee, and is deeply embarrassed it turned Langdon into a kaiju. The X-Men use a bevy of one-liners tailored to their abilities (”You’ve been dealt the wrong hand mon ami” says Gambit as he hucks charged playing cards... look you just had to be there), and Beast figures out that voodoo radio waves will reverse the mutation kind of.
Langdon shrinks down to a good size (good enough for Dr. Plot Device, who is also a mutant?), but is now half Swamp Thing. The X-Men consider that a good Thursday and piss off.
Fun fact for people who might not know this: Spider Noir is canonically weaker than most versions of Spider-Man.
It’s pretty well known at this point that Spider-Man holds back during fights because he doesn’t actually want to seriously hurt or kill anyone. Noir is a little less inclined to that particular aspect of Spider-Man, so naturally the man really isn’t holding back. He goes 100% every fight and will still sometimes get his ass handed to him. He is almost constantly in kill or be killed survival mode. This is also part of the reason why he wears bullet proofing, wears all black, has weapons like guns, and goes for more of a stealth approach.
hits the disinformation machine with a bat a big bat a big heavy lead-core thick wood bat kablam whack whack whack whack whack. miguel ohara does not have "spider instincts," he has never in even one piece of official material ever had nor experienced the phenomenon that fandom colloquially refers to as "spider instincts," okay, that concept is entirely and 100% a fandom-born headcanon that people created post-ATSV as an excuse to write the guy as a stupid Feral Brown Beast-Man caricature . lord have mercy. it takes. two seconds of research 2 not perpetuate racist malarkey. do better