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[newbloggycat]

Joke of the day - Last straw

Joke of the day – Last straw

“I think this is the straw that broke the camel’s back.” http://www.tenor.com

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#clean jokes #funny cats #funny jokes #funny one-liners #good jokes #humor #jokes #last straw #short jokes #straw #straw jokes

[arunneronthird]

you're standing tall, dragon's son

#i hope u know the first idea for the title was ''felt cute might get impaled later'' and then decided #u know what lets not make hilarious jokes to avoid bodily harm #monkey d. luffy #luffy #one piece #if ur a bit lost this was based on the marineford scene where he gets to the admirals with a giant wooden stick #my art #injury #straw hat pirates

[spielzeugkaiser]

Chopper when he looses: 🐬🐬🐬

#one piece #cookies for you if you get my stupid joke #mugiwara crew #straw hat pirates #monkey d. luffy #tony tony chopper #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #nico robin #usopp #excuse me but the davy back fight has to be my favourite ark so far?? #also I don't wanna say it but I got to say it- #toei why are you making sanji and zoro kiss twice in the span of like 100 episodes or so?? what is up with THAT.

[opbackgrounds]

Zoro looks so serious

I'm surprised that Usopp agreed to this seeing how miserable he was acting as Zoro's sword at Enies Lobby

I don't know what Franky was planning here, but I hoped it involved Chopper piloting the mech Ratatouille-style

It's okay, Franky, you'll get to turn yourself into a zord soon enough

5. I think this is a legitimately good character moment for Robin, because it shows she feels comfortable enough within the crew to refuse to do something she finds embarrassing

6. The three that are shown to be the most upset are the members of the crew, minus Luffy, that get excited for Franky's robots post timeskip, and Luffy ends up being represented by Oars

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch472 #I lol'd #straw hat pirates #nico robin #character development #don't overlook the jokes #Oda's expression game is on point

[sashaforthewin]

"I made you guys bracelets!" Steve announced, in lieu of a greeting as he walked into Family Video.

"I take it the princess party went well?" Eddie asked.

"It was a girl's night slumber party, thank you. Max would kick your ass if she heard you call it a princess party."

"Girl's night?" Eddie questioned, eyebrows raised in challenge.

"Shut up, I am an exception and it was my house so I get to join in."

"Wait, I'm a girl! Why wasn't I invited to girl's night?" Robin demanded, suddenly realizing she had been snubbed.

"Take it up with Max and El, I'm only an honorary member and have no sway. But anyways, back on the subject at hand, I made you guys gifts!"

Steve produced some brightly colored plastic beads bracelets. They had mismatched and disorganized colored beads and in the center, some white beads with black letters on them. He handed one each to Robin and Eddie and then kept two for himself.

They both examined their bracelets, which both read 'RIEND'.

"Um, what does this mean?" Eddie asked, trying not to sound unappreciative.

Steve showed off his own bracelets, putting one next to Eddie’s. This one read 'BOYF' and the other read 'BESTF', which he held out for Robin to see.

Eddie stared.

"Boyfriend. Why would you split it there? Boyfriend is literally already two words stuck together!"

"I wasn't gonna walk around with a bracelet that says boy or best, that would look dumb."

"You're so right, Steve, that would've looked dumb," Robin laughed. "I love your stupid brain so much."

Steve beamed, glad they were as amused by it as he had been when he thought of it. Eddie was laughing his ass off and trying to stop, but every time he looked down at Steve's bracelet that said BOYF, he would lose it again. His eyes were watering and he was doubled over in pain from how hard he was laughing at BOYF.

Eventually he pulled himself together and took one final deep calming breath, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"Our bracelets match, too!" Robin pointed out, holding her wrist next to Eddie’s, comparing their RIEND bracelets.

"We do have shared custody of the most beautiful doofus to roam the planet, it makes sense. And I could think of worse people to match."

"You're not so bad yourself."

"I was talking about myself," Eddie quipped.

"Wow, okay."

Eddie made grabby hands at Steve until he came close enough to be snatched into a hug.

"Thank you, Stevie, you're the best boyf a guy could ever have."

#drabble #ficlet #steddie #stranger things fic #steve/eddie #if you know about my crazy straws kindly shut up and let me reuse my own jokes

[saragapen]

Scorpions from the past

#the Scorpions are a reference to his comics and past trauma #i definitely think that ghost would have triggers or moments where he beeaks down and some of them are during really bad moments #also i post more soapghost on twitter #It's 7am and I have yet to sleep but my mind is only thinking about the next part of the comic #simon would most likely disassociate and ghost would take over #soap would blame himself because he couldn't calm him down in time to not let ghost come out #If he hadn't pressed his mouth closed so hard or bs able to properly calm down #that he wouldn't have to build this wall up again. #i also think ghost would come out especially when he realizes that Simon's directly putting not only soap but himself in harm's way #But the comfort bits where soap slowly softens ghost back up by just spending time near him #telling jokes and getting simon to realise he's safe again so he doesn't need to put up the walls #but soaps inability to help was the final straw that let ghost out so it'll be really rough to loosen his walls again #simon riley #ghostsoap #john mactavish #soapghost #fanart #mw2 fanart

[gravelsong]

He sippy while he bitchy

#love the fucking straw. be careful with that thing you could start a war- *I am immediately killed for bad joke* #transformers #transformers spoilers #transformers 2023 #transformers skybound #starscream #skywarp #my post

[oksurethisismyname]

Ideal date ideas for different pairings with Sanji!

Luffy + Sanji : romantic dinner cooked by Sanji ❤️🍖

Zoro + Sanji : beating the shit out of eachother 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Ussop + Sanji : taking a xanex 💊❤️

Nami + Sanji : shopping 🛍️💕

Law + Sanji : trauma dumping 😭❤️

Ace + Sanji : chain smoking 🚬💕

#romantic date ideas #only half joking #one piece ships #black leg sanji #zosan #roronoa zoro #straw hat nami #sanami #lusan #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #LawSan #acesan #portgas d ace #ussop

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

hot man hot birdman im so sorry hot fire bird man?!?!

aka glorious gijinka!Tengu Jin design by @hirumi25 has made me 👀💦?!?! because wowie thats some hecking fire design!

and of course i couldnt just not draw Hirumi's Nomi-kun with him too

#rc9gn #rc9gn tengu #ninjanomicon #human!ninjanomicon #human!tengu #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #hirumi-san i feel like i should apologize because i got overboard a little (maybe???) but i really do love your art so much i often #scroll through your blog to look at it. alsofor calling you Hirumi-san in my head xD it just kinda happened and your name just sounds nice #saying it like that haha. hope you enjoy the sillies art tho it was fun todraw! sometimes one just wants to draw some cool designs ;) #listen i adored hirumi-san's art for YEARS because their First content is some fine food but this humanized tengu was the last straW #i spent days after seeing that art going WOAaaah because literally he looks so cool???? all joking about me simping aside its very silly #but i absolutely adore that you gave him little wrinkles under his eyes it makes him look so dignified and your outfit for him us just *MUA #i wish i could character design like that *sigh*

[thejasontoddarchives]

Brothers in Blood will trick you into thinking it’s just a silly crack scenario brought to life and Jason just concocted this plan for shits and giggles. Then you get a single page like this:

Nightwing (1996-) #121

that reveals he wanted/desperately needed shreds of acceptance even if it was coated in layers of resentment irritation and doubt after going through this:

Batman (1940-) #650

And it had to be from someone who isn’t Bruce

#jason todd #dick grayson #dc #brothers in blood #look sometimes people need to find the least vulnerable way to be vulnerable and this was that #because the fact is he is vulnerable but the last time he revealed that without undercutting the moment with jokes and giggles #it turned out fabulously wrong for him #if he distracts Dick as much as possible so he'll never find out how much of a mess he is right now or what he actually wants #he can still get that confirmation that Dick cares about him without risking something happening that would be his second final straw #even the telegram where he finally sort of reveals what this was about by thanking Dick for still having his back he has to make it wacky #the ww3 comic that preludes this is even more fascinating #because I do think the cover art is ... impactful? #Jason's holding the Nightwing suit in one hand and the red hood helmet in the other and looking solemnly at his Robin suit glass case #granted it is the pill helmet but still. anyway #he’s doing this not long after Bruce slit his throat and prior to that told Alfred to keep the glass case as in the cave in uth #because meeting Jason again changed nothing and he might as well still be dead to him so that uber-tombstone stays #ofc Jason never heard that convo but it's clear he put the pieces together by himself now while looking at the case #and he’s stranded as to what he should do + silently devastated #because he knows now that he doesn’t matter (in the only way that does matter) to the one person who was the most important in his life #after his parents were gone #so then he decides to come to Dick with this because he really is the only other person who was in his life if only very briefly #anyway that was just my interpretation of that cover but how Jason is actually written in the story is just … off in many ways #but yea #this page and that ww3 cover did kinda solidify what his motivation was for the brothers in blood arc #it was good #if only the execution of everything else was better … The premise/foundation was there

[silver-horse]

Merrill during The Last Straw ...  

#🤣🤣 #actually the templar corpses are lovely to see so yeah you know what I do agree! #Merrill #freedom is coming! everyone rise up on this beautiful evening! the revolution is here #the last straw #jokes aside this is just one of the many things that show how rushed the ending was #this is the final quest of the game the big climax and they didn't give them unique lines to say when we click on them #just generic night time dialogue #dragon age exodus #dragon age 2 #Dragon Age II #Dragon Age #da2 #hilarious #funny #my post #my posts #daedit #da mine

[person25]

I find it absolutely hilarious that the crocomom theory is basically canon on this app.

#everywhere else i’ve seen it has been a joke #but on here? #no no no #we’re very serious abt this #one piece #crocomom #dadodile #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon the revolutionary #luffy #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece luffy #straw hat luffy

[wigglesdtuff]

So my 40 year old coworker likes to make a lot of dad jokes and in retaliation he now knows way too much information about One Piece than he ever wanted to I'm sure, but he thinks Brook is funny, so I've started leaving Skull Jokes on his desk. Here are the first three.

#one piece #brook #brook one piece #mugiwara #straw hats #i am already afraid i'm gonna run out of funny skull jokes i think the bone-ly one was the best one so far #i've peaked and it's downhill but at least we're having fun #he bought me a luffy keychain and a bonekichi pop figure unprompted so i don't think he's bothered LOL #he's like my work brother it's great

[jayzzu]

late day 8: saint

#i dont have anything better to share my bad everyone #the joke is that day 8 was womens day btw #rw art month #rain world #diary of a wimpy kid #im sorry women #saint #saint rain world #sliver of straw #rain world downpour #my art jumpscare #if i had a nickel for everytime i redrew a diary of the wimpy kid meme with 2 characters from one of my interests id have 2 nickels #iterator

[greeneyedsigma]

Luffy, deadpan, to Kid and Law: What do Pirates pay for corn?

Kid, shrugging: No clue

Law: Why would I know that?

Luffy: A buccaneer.

Kid, mildly amused: pfft

Law: *wheeze laughing*

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #incorrect quotes #one piece au #one piece incorrect quotes #straw hat luffy #monkey d luffy #female luffy #eustass kid #trafalgar d water law #source: old man who was telling me grandpa jokes

[nok-joke]

I think they would team up to be a little silly

#no significant harassment #seven red suns #sliver of straw #rain world #i live in a world where nothing bad happened to any of them and they can all be happy together/j #sometimes i will engage seriously with the lore and sometimes i simply want to be funny #joke rambles #my art #joke draws