Tw: a wizard vents his worldly troubles
So I was visiting a village I stayed in for a few years before coming to wizard island and i saw this maiden sewing something right? I think it was a kilt or something, but basically her act of sewing together random unmatched parts inspired me.
I stroke a conversation on the philosophy of sewing, the usual jumbo and how she inspired me.
Fast forward a week later, I come back to her with my newest project: DIY necromancy I call it.
It consists of sewing together human parts like a build a bear, and for this occasion I had sewn the body parts of the maiden’s deceased relatives.
I thought it would be a nice gift yk? Be a good guy for once. Maybe she wanted to settle a debate she had with her dead aunt Morag…
But no
She had to go in an emotional outburst on how I’m a monster and a fiend who desecrates graves of innocent people, and how she never wants to see me again
AITA?
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It’s been said before and the fact that I’m an Izzy simp aside like having a character who survives the most certain death shit ever (shooting himself in the head at point blank) and literally being nicknamed by another character “indestructible” and then become a symbol of protection for a whole group of people die from a fucking bullet to the side that was established in universe to have no vital organs in order to “atone for his sins” or however you wanna spin it and have him say he wants to go after (see point one) literally trying to kill himself in the show that is literally about growth and betterment of the self in a cruel world that wants you dead and where the main (and mostly queer) characters survive the most batshit insane injuries is like COSMICALLY stupid writing like I don’t even understand how you get there and the fact that it’s supposed to be a kind/ happy/meaningful ending is beyond me
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Chosen Faces 97 + 98
This comic is a Good Omens AU wherein Aziraphale is an eldritch horror pretending to be an angel.
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Remember how in its first years of existence, FEH tried to shoehorn some link between characters by having them by drawn by the same artists?
Like Seliph and Siggy, Julia and Deedee, Arvis and Saias, Lewyn and Ced etc etc (wait it's only for Jugdral characters?)
Now :
The New Supreme Leader alt is drawn by teffish...
Who also made the evil lizard lady's evil alt !
And let's not forget cuboon, who made Brave Supreme Leader's padded armor, and also designed a milktruck F!Billy and Rhea's swimsuit alt!
Also, Supreme Leader's swimsuit alt has flowers for some reason... placed where Rhea usually put lilies in her own hair.
it only means one thing to the feh devs : Supreme Leader could have been born with pointy ears!
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at a certain point i think that the people on here who insist on making destiel confession meme format posts about every single news story that ever breaks need to perhaps consider if using said meme format is really appropriate or not in the context of the individual news stories they are using it for. just thinking
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Professor: you better do your homework seriously!
me: Daisy Supreme
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if y'all haven't figured it out yet i plan to be the head of the stupid side of tumblr
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there are moments when i think know i'm going crazy (know i'm going crazy)
but it's gonna be alright
(you'll soon be changing everything)
everything will be so different
when i'm on you take me off the stage tonight
tonight the super trouper lights are gonna find me
shining like the sun (sup-p-per troup-p-per)
smiling, having fun (sup-p-per troup-p-per)
feeling like a
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Robin fic snippet
Palm scrubbed over her shining cheeks, Elle sat on the ground and said, shudderingly, “Well. I know why you’re alive.”
“For you.”
It probably should have stung, but it didn’t. Not really. A magic girl born in a place magic couldn’t quite thrive, protected in the one way harsh, horrible way Gotham knew how: hope. A woman who’d come back someday, and love it still, blood and crime and chaos all, the whole festering soul of a city.
Jason had belonged to so much worse.
“What?” She blinked. Scowled, wiping under her eyes like Jason couldn’t have told her her face was still perfect, if she’d only asked. “No. Jesus, Jason. It doesn’t have anything to do with me.”
He didn’t believe her, and Eleanor clearly knew it, rising up on her knees and drawing closer on the uneven ground.
“You were born in the city,” Elle said, softly. Fiercely. “Magic can’t love like people can, but Gotham loves you. That’s why, god, it didn’t know how to fix you, but it tried. You came back in pieces and it put you back together because it didn’t want to let you go.”
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Top 3 annoying experiences on this website is having people who are not from your country loudly and confidently share misinformation and be wrong about your country's domestic politics because they think having their tumblr dashboards and twitter feeds full of posts (true or not) about American politics means they actually know anything about what the politics here are actually like or how the government works lol
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