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winkwonkwankwenk · 3 months

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I love how you write Alastor! Maybe you could write more about the first time he eats reader out? x

Alastor x Fem!Reader

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SFW/NSFW

Your boyfriend is such a clingy lightweight. At least that's what you thought-

He can't hold liquor.

He knows he's a bit of a lightweight which is why he never joins drinking games with everyone. He was going to stay out of tonight's game too but then he saw you talking to Lucifer, his stare a bit too focused on your face. He marched over and they ended up playing beer pong.

"Shimmy shimmy yay, simmy yah~" He was slumped over the bar by his second cup, staticy voice gone and replaced with his slurred singing. "Swalla-la-la~"

You end up being the one to drag him to his room, his arm around your shoulder as if he isn't two feet taller than you. He wasn't super drunk, just a little tipsy and loving the attention you were giving him. You even started to think he's faking how inebriated he was but when you tried letting go he almost fell over. He can't stop laughing, that eerie giggle he does when he's up to no good echoing in the halls. He had already started sobering up, but he wanted to hold onto the liquid courage before it disappeared completely.

"Let's begin~" He whispers in your ear, humming. "I'm gonna make you take this twelve inch dick~"

"Al, you're going to bed." you force yourself not to laugh, "How'd you get your cup mixed with Angels? There's no telling what you just had."

You stumble into his room, laying him down as gently as you can but he's a heavy deer despite his slender appearance. He pulls you down with him, refusing to let go so you can't even close the door. You groan and give up, letting him bury his face in the crook of your neck. You shiver when his tongue flicks against your skin, squirming when it trails up to your ear.

"Quit it, Al, please-"

"What's the matter, hm? Did you really think I wouldn't notice." His teeth graze your neck before sinking down, making you gasp. "You've been shying away from me all week...and I couldn't figure out why until yesterday."

Yesterday? What were you doing yesterday?! You can't think straight when he kisses you, melting in his arms. He's so impatient, pushing his tongue into your mouth and groaning when your lips suck it. Your eyes widen when he slides over you, albeit hesitantly. It's strange seeing him nervous, so focused. He pauses, beige skin flushing until it matches his hair. He hides his face in your neck again, fingers intertwining with yours.

"What's wrong?" You kiss his forehead, smiling when his ears perk up.

"I want to taste you, Darling." His eyes narrow when he says it, as if his words aren't his. He won't look you in the eyes, his voice low. "More than just your mouth. I want to touch you too...it's a strange feeling."

"Al..." You're breathless, gulping quietly. "We should wait until morning-"

"I've waited long enough." He grumbles, nudging your legs apart with a firm hand. "If you don't want this as desperately as I do, then I'll stop. Tell me to stop."

You can't, because you've also waited too long. You know you're his first everything, and you've always been quiet about your needs because you didn't want to pressure him- you were just going to wait for it to happen. Well, now it was. You gasp as his kisses get sloppy, his tongue tracing your teeth. He rips your skirt apart, fabric shredded and raining down like confetti as he slides two thick long fingers into you. He's mimicking how he's seen you touch yourself, thrusting his fingers in and out, watching your juices trickle from your needy little cunt. How were you even taking his fingers with such a tiny hole? Your hands clench in his shirt, thumbs pressing on the buttons as his circles your clit. Your friends can probably hear you downstairs, crying out when he jabs your sweet spot and all of those babbled pleas.

"I know you've been having fun without me. Why?" He murmurs against your mouth, "Touching yourself as if I can't."

"I d-didn't want to-fuck~ bother you." You manage to whine, taking sharp breaths as he tugs your hair. "Al~!"

"Bother me? Darling, you could never do that." His nose is pressed under your neck, tongue tracing it. "From now on, let's have fun together. How does that sound, hm?"

You nod, shaky and squeezing his shoulders as he spreads his fingers and stretches you open. The noises leaving your lips are embarrassing, so much so that you purse your lips together. His eyes narrow and he curls his fingers, pushing that button that makes you scream his name. Your vision blurs, low buzz filling your foggy mind as your orgasm crashes over you. Drowning, you're gasping like you've been underwater for eons. He doesn't even give you a moment to recover before sliding down and slipping his head between your legs.

"Al, wait- mmh~!" Your hips arch up as his tongue digs inside of you, hands curling in the sheets.

You're sweet, soft around his tongue. He holds you down by your thighs, squeezing when you shudder and slurping loudly. The door is still open, you have to at least try to be quiet but you can't when he's rubbing his nose between your folds. You muffle yourself with a pillow, wrapping it across your face as you mewl. His tongue is wide, long, sticking to your walls apart and stroking where you can never reach when you're alone. The pillow is snatched away from you by a dark tentacle, more of them wrapping around your lips and forcing you to stay still.

"I'm trying to pleasure you and you're hiding from me?" He looks up at you, flicking your clit. "Do you want me to stop?"

"N-No, please-"

"Then watch me, Darling." He rasps before diving back in, tongue swimming around your insides.

He's smirking, taunting you as he devours you. Your back arches, eyes rolling back as he sucks around your hole, thrusting his tongue in and out of you and gulping down every drop of your juices. He's staring straight up at you, tentacles tightening around your arms and legs when you dare squirming. They're going to leave a bruise at this point, you'll be walking around with rings on your skin. He doesn't stop until you're on the verge of passing out, face tear streaked from all the orgasms and voice hoarse. He laps up your cunt until it's clean, biting your inner thighs until his toothmarks are indented deep into your skin.

"Did you enjoy the show, Darling?"

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ihaveyourleftsock · 3 months

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Ace: You know, the prefect has been pretty quiet today.

Deuce: Maybe it's the stress. They've dealt with four overblots and it hasn't even been six months since the school year started.

Yuu/MC: *playing music in their head* Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya, drank, Swalla-la-la.

#twisted wonderland shitpost #twisted wonderland #disney twst #ace trappola #disney twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst shitpost #deuce spade #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes

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ryotono · 1 year

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More Upper moons and [Y/N] and quotes and Chaos, curse and whatever the god damnit it's this

Enjoy! :D

[Y/N]: good evening, my only amazing master Muzan, the glorious king of demons

Muzan: what did you do?

[Y/N]: I burned down a city

Muzan: what

[Y/N]: yeah ik I f*cked up but listen-

Muzan: [Y/N] YOUR MISSION WAS NOT EVEN NEAR A CITY, HOW DO YOU BURNT A WHOLE CITY?

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[Y/N]: I will die for you.

Kokushibo: we are demons, in fact we can't just die

[Y/N]: I would take a bullet for you

Kokushibo: It wouldn't affect you

[Y/N]: I WOULD SET MYSELF IN THE SUN FOR YOU

Kokushibo: don't be dumb and kill yourself, you need to serve Muzan

[Y/N]: kokushibo for the glory of akaza tits, pls accept my demonstration of love

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Douma: ngl master Muzan, but [Y/N] is your favorite isn't?

Muzan: of course they are, they can f*ck the whole mission? Yeah, but at least THEY COMPLETE THE MISSION, THING NONE OF YOU DO, Y'ALL PIECE OF DOG SHI-

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Daki: oh yeah, how did you get rid of that group of slayers?

[Y/N]: well...

Demon slayers: We got you demon, there's nowhere to run!

[Y/N]: Guess have no choice, going to use mine Blood Demon Art...

[Y/N]: SHIMMY YAY SHIMMY YA SWALLA LA LA

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Kokushibo introduces Kaigaku to the rest of the upper moons:

Kaigaku: hi

[Y/N]: what the f*ck was that

Kaigaku: It was me, Kaigaku, the new upper moon

[Y/N]: oh, jesus christ! Is that a fucking Gremlin?

kokushibo: [Y/N] no

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Akaza: How are we going to tell Muzan that we failed the mission?

[Y/N]: distracting him!

Akaza: how?

[Y/N]:

Akaza: ?

[Y/N], dancing: tell me, tell me, tell me, you, want me, want me-

Akaza: NO

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After Swordsmith Village Arc events:

Muzan: [Y/N] what do you have there?

[Y/N]: oh, after you sent me to help Gyokko and Hantengu and they failed miserably, I was on my way back and found this doll.

Muzan: doll?

[Y/N]: yeah look! (show Yoriichi Type Zero)

Muzan: FUCK-

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Extra!

X: What's your opinion on [Y/N]?

Muzan: just another lazy pig who works for me (you are his favorite child)

Kokushibo: as longs they serve Muzan, I'm fine (he loves you)

Douma: [Y/N]? I love [Y/N]! Even when I can hear they walking inside my walls, threatening me, almost ripping my head of, and giving me nightmares every night, I love them!

Akaza: it's okay ( he loves you too, especially after you beat his ass in a fight)

yes you're strong as hell here love u

Hantengu was crying a lot, so take it as his opinion.

Nakime: PLEM PLEM PLEM sorry (Translation: she likes you, good job!)

Gyokko: That Satan and Lucifer bastard child, always breaks my pretty pots and calls my art bullshit! (bc it's bullshit, anyway, Gyokko doesn't like you since he gifted you a pot, you yelled "YEET" and threw it away)

Daki: [Y/N] is not like these uglies, they have good taste! She is referring to herself (She adores you and would do anything to protect you, but would probably fail and call her brother)

Gyuutaro: meh they cool I guess (Guess what! He loves when you hangout with him and his sister and you ofc)

You three match nail color

Kaigaku: Terrifies me (In fact, he is traumatized because of you)

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More Extra! (Because I think this post is short, and not that funny)

[Y/N] missions be like:

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That's all for today!

Thank you all for interact with my other post about [Y/N] and Upper moon, makes me really happy, love y'all!

Again, sorry for any spelling mistakes, english is not my first language.

Bye ;)

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haunted-headset · 3 months

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pov: you're one of my irl friends listening to me sing "shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yah swalla-la-la" for the 50th time today

@vopixx @zuuriell @vibestillaxxx @mochamuff1n @joviepog @ax-y10 @o-kye this is why im glad none of you guys know me irl

#hauntytalks

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mellybabbles · 3 months

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Shimmy shimmy A Shimmy A Shimmi UH

Swalla lala

Swalla-la-la (drank) Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la) Swalla-la-la Freaky, freaky gyal My freaky, freaky gyal

#melly's silly talks #anon ask

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chepooka · 7 months

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"Shimmy shimmy yay,

shimmy yay, shimmy ya (Drank)

Swalla-la-la (Drank)

Swalla-la-la (Swalla-la-la)

Swalla-la-la"

~ Aleister Crowley

#aleister crowley #esoteric #esoterism #invocation #thelema #magick #ritual #black magic #occult #chanting

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antariqsh · 26 days

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shivi shivi yay shivi yay shivi ya (drank), swalla-la-la

so mad at myself for laughing and so mad at you for making me laugh at this

#आस्क्स #𐂂

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kuni-kuun · 2 years

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shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya drank swalla la la

#anon whoever you are i hope you know i actually spent time to make this #just for this ask #ask cocoa

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lighteez · 1 year

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How would the straw hats act in the club?

★ disclaimer !! im still at ep. 265 , so i haven't met all the members of the straw hats. not all of them will be here !!

the straw hats arrived at the club, and the first song they hear blasting through the speakers is "Swalla" by Mr. Derulo. Immediately, Nami and Robin run to the dance floor and start shaking ass on each other, meanwhile the others are still examining the club

raging lights flashing to the beat of the song as they all stared in awe, not franky though, he's in the dance floor drinking already.

luffy, ussop, and chopper are walking through the dancing bodies and they immediately get excited from all the lights and people having fun screaming the lyrics.

zoro and sanji on the other hand are getting dragged by different women to the dance floor, but zoro being zoro, he politely declined and went to the bar to get his booze like always and sanji was just getting nosebleeds left and right with all the pretty women.

★ LUFFY :

he's 19 now, so ofc they all go to a 18+ club.

at first ussop, chopper and him are all mesmerized by the flashing lights, but after a while he gets so excited and orders all the sprite there is.

he's hispanic, so ofc when he hears the song "La vaca" or "El teke teke" playing, he's out there screaming the lyrics at the top of his lungs like

"TENGO UNA VACA LECHERA, LA VACA MOO!" or "EL TEKE TEKE TEKE"

he's busting out his dance moves while his hat plays as a prop. when i tell u this man knows how to moves his hips to "la vaca" , he got the hips like shakira frfr

WHEN USSOP TAKES OVER IN A SONG CHOPPER AND HIM ARE RAPPING THE BG VOCALS AND ITS SO FUNNY WHEN THEY DO A DUO DANCE

he wears glasses in the club, be fr, this mans swag is outta the world. the crowd gathers around him when dancing to any spanish song

at some point he started making it rain on sanji, he got them dollar bills out and ready to throw.

ussop and chopper are his partners in crime at the club ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

★ ZORO :

his fave song to sing along to? "Shots" by lmfao.

you heard me... he's out here singing his pretty little heart out screaming,

"WHEN I WALK IN THE CLUB, ALL EYES ARE ON ME, WITH THE PARTY ROCK CREWWW ALL DRINKS ARE FREE, WE LOVE TO ROCK!"

he always fights with sanji, but this song- they get along so well when this song comes on that they dance and sing into the mic screaming,

"THE LADIES LOVES US, WHEN WE TAKE SHOTS, THEY NEED AN EXCUSE TO SUCK OUR *****"

(peep luffy, ussop, franky and chopper yelling, "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" or "IF YOU AIN'T GETTING DRUNK, GET THE F*CK OUT THE CLUB!")

all the girls are swarming to get a taste of zoro, but he's respectful and declines, but he joins his crew members on a few dances

GOES CRAZY TO SPANISH SONGS WITH LUFFY TOO, SPECIFICALLY TO "EL COCO NO"

i can already see him... "NO TE ME SUBAS AL COCO NO, NO TE ME SUBAS AL COCO NO!" LMFOAOAOA

drinking like a drunk tio in a kids party (Zoro is Hispanic too, my cute beaner 🥺🫶)

he also falls asleep like a kid in a hispanic party bro... asleep on a chair, near the loud ass speakers with only his coat as a blankey LMFAOAO

★ SANJI :

this man will bust out his moves to Jennifer Lopez and you can't tell me otherwise, or to Shakira ehe

he may be Italian, but he knows how to dance zapatiado with luffy and zoro fr fr

HIS FAVE SONG? "Talk dirty" by Derulo bro... he out here trying to seduce women to make em fall for him

but before he could even get any girl to look at him, he was too weak... he didn't except many gorgeous women all around him, so ofc he got nose bleeds (⁠;⁠;⁠;⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)

OVERALL-

after the nose bleeds, he's dancing and drinking, he drank so much that he was singing with zoro bro (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

he eventually got to dance with Nami... shockingly

sanji would eventually get too drunk to the point where he's shaking ass and luffy and ussop are throwing cash at him LMFOAOAOA

drunk sanji is- truly something, shaking ass and then passing out on the bathroom floor is crazzzyyyy

but dw, good thing zoro is tipsy enough to help sanji, cause if zoro was sober he would've left his ass to sleep there LMFAOAO

★ USSOP :

don't get me started, at first he's terrified, but after seeing how the girls and franky are enjoying themselves , he starts dancing too

look, he gets girls too bro

and from then on, his confidence sky rockets

AS HE SHOULD THOOO, HE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER 😎💃🏻

after the shy awkward phase, he takes control of the dance floor

he loves attention, so he starts rapping with chopper and luffy to any song !!

the three of them think they are in a music video, medium sized speakers in their shoulders (idk where they got it from tbh), glasses, hats, a "cigarette" in their mouths (its just a plastic straw), etc. you name it and they out here vibing

they out here rapping, and owning that sht fr 🤩

his favorite song? "Party rock anthem" AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME NO!!

(im currently listening to a specific list of songs where they would go crazy for)

"PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSEEE TONIGHT!"

all eyes on party captain ussop 😎💅✨🧚‍♀️💃🏻

somehow he would explode confetti bombs and everyone getting more hyped

another song he likes? "Sexy and I know it"

he's SCREAMING the lyric

"EVERY BODY STOPS AND STARES AT ME"

"IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT"

*cue the cheerleading from luffy, chopper, sanji and franky

does he go crazy to this song to the point he takes off his shirt? hell yeah, is everyone cheering? FCK YES. does he get on a table and dance? FCK IT UP USSOPPPP!!

he also takes pictures when he's not rapping or dancing of all the strawhats, including himself LMAO

★ NAMI :

man... SHE'S DROPPING JAWS LEFT AND RIGHT WITH HER BEAUTY FR

u can't tell me she won't shake ass to nicki minaj , pitbull, rhianna, etc.

her song to go crazy? "Culo" by pitbull 😎

she's shaking ass to robin

who's the cheer team for her? EVERYONE!

"ESTA TAN LINDA, ESTA TAN RICA, TIENE TREMENDO- CULLOOOOO"

yeah... to those who don't know what culo means then uh... good luck on google ehe

this woman is creating a choreography with all the women atp

HER HIPS DON'T LIE LIKE SHAKIRA

she finds out that luffy ussop and chopper is making rain on sanji, with real money 🕴️

ofc shes chasing them around the club cause now they lost money

(dw she gets the money back bc sanji collected the money again)

GETS TIPSY WITH FRANKY AND ROBIN

i can def see her doing some "seducing" movements and all the girls follow her

made all the guys have nose bleeds 😎🤘

at some point, she ends up with zoro after passing out on a random chair and ofc zoro taking care of her and sanji

tho, she hears "Anaconda" by the queen minaj and immediately she wakes up to rap the entire song while smacking womens ass

"OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HER BUTT"

after this song she passed out again LMFAOOO

★ CHOPPER :

he's still young so he doesn't understand what half the lyrics of the songs are saying

he somehow starts a conga line... don't ask how or why

OH, HE GOES UP TO THE DJ TO ASK TO SPIN FEW SONGS

imagine a reindeer spinning tunes at a club, now THAT is exciting

he literally vibes to any song, hell he curses his little tiny heart out frfr

tho at first he's scared, but seeing the others enjoy he lets loose and goes crazy with ussop and luffy

the trio are always at a crime scene...

for example, chopper accidentally bumped into someone and the person spilled the drink, so now everyone was tripping and slipping

or they helping sanji to not puke, but failed and he ends up puking on them LMFAO

he enjoys the Macarena a lot, you can't tell me otherwise

HE'S SO JUMPY BRO

his fave song? "Livin la vida loca"

yep yep... you heard that right, he starts another conga line to this song

everyone loves chopper, so he somehow ends up with so many things, like hats, glasses, chains, rings, hell- he ends up getting free drinks too

he ends up returning everything at the end tho , and he pays for half the drinks (not all cause we all know nami will get pissed)

★ ROBIN :

"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME"

loves the queen Rhianna

she ends up having a dancing cue to "S&M"

sanji and franky are her cheerleaders fr 💃🏻

she follows namis choreography

DOES SHE GET TURNED UP? HELL YEAH

she's out here crowd surfing with Franky

another song she likes? "Maneater"

SHE SOMEHOW ENDS UP WITH STACKS OF CASH IN HER HAND

does she care? HELL NO, NAMI SNATCHED THE STACKS OF MONEY BEFORE ROBIN CAN RETURN IT LMAOAOO

ik she has a good singing voice, so she ends up singing in the mic as well 💅💃🏻

atp she has a "Robin fanclub" at every club she goes to

she does get tipsy, but at the end of the day, she's more sober than anyone

ofc she's shaking ass as well, this is the only time she will let loose

oh btw, if any dude decides to be disrespectful, nami and her are kicking ass 😎

(franky gets pissed af and fights all the men outside, no one touches his crewmates)

★ FRANKY :

ofc he knows everyone at the club, he gets the vip room without getting charged

each time he goes to any club around the world, he gets free shit bc when he comes, the clubs sells out

sht is packed bc they all wanna party with franky

CROWD SURFING IS HIS SHT

yknow he got women left and right bro

gets turned up for the song "Turn down for what" by dj snake

"SHAKE THAT ASS, SANJIII!"

hes the one that got luffy , ussop , and chopper in trouble after putting the idea out to throw money to sanji 💃🏻

does he take responsibility? hell no, hes taking shots with zoro before going back to the dance floor

ik his ass would also dance to the song "Bailar" by Derror ft. pitbull, elvis crespo

"YOU AIN'T READY FOR ME, CAUSE I KNOW A THING A TWO ABOUT THE THINGS TOO, IT'S LIKE BANG BANG CLEAR THE ROOM!"

his cheerleaders are- well everyone ofc eheheh

ngl i would love to hang out with franky at a club, he's so fun to hang out with

EVERYONE LOVES FRANKY TOO, HE'S THE MAIN PART OF THE CLUB

in the end he ends up talking to a drunk person and he cries when he hears the persons life story

(he makes a whole song for them too)

OH BEFORE I FORGET, HE'S EVERYONE'S HYPE MAN

he sees a guy trying to get with a girl or vice versa, next thing you know franky is there getting them together

plays cupid most of the time towards the end of the party too ehehe

HE FIGHTS BTCHES WHO DARE LAY A HAND ON NAMI AND ROBIN WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!!

before the strawhats leave the building, they get an encore from the crowd telling em to come back soon

the straw hats aren't only wanted in jail, but in night clubs too 😎 they all fun to hang with

and yes, since chopper is young, they smuggled him in LMFAOAOOO

"we better come back here to party" luffy exclaims as he's happily singing and dancing with ussop and chopper, going back to their ship

"don't worry, next island there's more clubs, i know a few guys who can get chopper a fake ID" franky howls in excitement, he didn't know that they would enjoy the party, especially robin and zoro

p.s. zoro got stuck with carrying nami and sanji back to the ship since they got too drunk LMFAOOO, poor zoro (not rlly, he smuggled out a few bottles from the bar)

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