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‘The dogs seem to like you,’ he said.
‘I get on well with animals, sir.’
Teatime’s face was young and open and friendly. Or, at least, it smiled all the time. But the effect was spoiled for most people by the fact that it had only one eye. Some unexplained accident had taken the other one, and the missing orb had been replaced by a ball of glass. The result was disconcerting. But what bothered Lord Downey far more was the man’s other eye, the one that might loosely be called normal. He’d never seen such a small and sharp pupil. Teatime looked at the world through a pinhole.
He found he’d retreated behind his desk again. There was that about
Teatime. You always felt happier if you had something between you and him.
‘You like animals, do you?’ he said. ‘I have a report here that says you
nailed Sir George’s dog to the ceiling.’
-Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)
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Due to a horrible mix up, Jonathan Teatime has been sent to Dracula’s Castle rather than Jonathan Harker. What follows is a mailing list service that chronicles Teatime’s attempts to slay Dracula by slowly erasing all evidence of vampire lore. People not believing in Dracula doesn’t effect him in any meaningful way, but the sudden lack of respect and appropriate fear from the peasantry does make him very upset.
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when the hog is a father or whatever
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Re: walrus vs. fairy:
"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. How often have you been presented with an apparently rational explanation of something which works in all respects other than one, which is just that it is hopelessly improbable? Your instinct is to say, 'Yes, but he or she simply wouldn't do that.'"
"Well, it happened to me today, in fact," replied Kate.
"Ah yes," said Dirk, slapping the table and making the glasses jump, "your girl in the wheelchair - a perfect example. The idea that she is somehow receiving yesterday's stock market prices apparently out of thin air is merely impossible, and therefore must be the case, because the idea that she is maintaining an immensely complex and laborious hoax of no benefit to herself is hopelessly improbable. The first idea merely supposes that there is something we don't know about, and God knows there are enough of those. The second, however, runs contrary to something fundamental and human which we do know about. We should therefore be very suspicious of it and all its specious rationality."
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul
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