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wolfsbane54 · 17 days

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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Alexis | Quackity, Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures, Existential Crisis Summary:

Technoblade and the voices have always been together. None of the Voices could remember a time when they were not with Techno. Always with him on his ventures and battles. Through the good and the bad times. They were even there when he met the famous adventurer, known as the Angel of Death, who was known as the mate of the Goddess Death herself, followed by crows. They were there as a close friendship was struck and bonds grew. Surprisingly, while only Techno was the only one to ever hear the Voices, the crows of the Angel could as well. The Voices and the Crows became close, which sometimes meant Techno now had a flock of crows following him along too.

(Or Phil's Crows and Techno's Voices get into some mischeif that run Phil and Techno on an adventure they never thought they would ever have.) (I don't know how to summariese this one. I've had it on my computer for a while now.)

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vala-dreams · 2 years

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Treasuring Voices

There were voices in his head.

He doesn't know where they came from, or who they were. All he knew was that they were there from the beginning.

(The beginning of what? Him, perhaps? When was this beginning? He couldn't tell you)

They were fewer back then. Back when his name wasn't known to all, before the blood God, before the king of Minecraft, before everything. Back then, they'd come and go as they pleased, never really staying.

(And it hurt when they didn't. When they left. He doesn't know why. He doesn't know why he cares.)

But that doesn't last very long. He trains and trains and trains, he works hard, ignoring his sweat and harsh breaths of exhaustion. He hones his skills, his mind, and he wields them like the realm's deadliest sword.

(And it pays off. The voices stay longer and newer voices pop in everyday. They grow louder and louder by the day as as more voices join the chaotic symphony. His symphony.)

All know him as Technoblade now. The Blood God. The Slayer of many. Awed looks and whispers follow him now. They look at him and see a God. Someone indestructible. He sees the fear in their eyes. He couldn't be more pleased.

(He finds out he could when the voices begin creating for him. He doesn't know how, but he sees their creations—their paintings, chronicles, books, stories, masterful works of art made just for him. He treasures it all.)

He has never felt more alive. He soars like a hawk over battlefields, striking down like he had never known mercy, revelling in death as it spills by his hand like hot blood.He was on top of the world Truly, he was invincible. After all, Technoblade never dies.

(The voices screeched, they begged for blood. "Blood for the blood God", they screamed in harmony. And he loved them too much to deny them.)

He was invincible. But not for long. He senses this long before the voices do, this sick rot inside him, a wound left untreated, raw and festering. He cannot save himself, this he knows. He must accept his fate and go with grace.

(The voices do not take it well. They wail and screech, they beg him to stay, to not go. But they know it's all in vain. What must happen will happen, and in no way can they cheat death herself)

He knows when his time comes. He senses death. Hears his mother's footsteps, the rustling of her many skirts, feels the familiar cold chill as she slowly walks to his bedside.

(They weep. Soft wails echo through his head as more and more creations are pushed into his mind. Lullabies, messages of goodbyes, artworks, masterful works of art made just for him. He treasures them all.)

Yes I'm still crying over him

-Vala

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mossofchaos · 2 years

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I just had an idea for a techno hc, idk I just wanted to share it and see what people thought. Keep in mind this is not really fleshed out so I'm sorry if it doesn't make a ton of sense.

ok so basically, I think we all can agree that techno's chat is a separate entity/a collection of entities separate from Techno. I don't know what c!techno's status is or anything, but honestly I feel like this could apply to any techno character. Anyways, the headcanon is that there is no ghost techno, it's just technos chat. you can kind of see them wandering around and stuff, maybe they're like a swarm of bees or flies and you can see these little specks zooming around, but they generally move together and as a whole, like a flock of birds. they just kind of wander around, not really looking for anything in particular, sometimes they'll hang out with familiar people like Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, etc.

The main thing they do when they're around other people is talk about techno. but not like "where's techno? have you seen techno?" sort of stuff. I imagined them to be kind of like skalds or traveling bards and stuff, basically trying to spread technos stories to as many people as possible. they'll talk about all of his hypixel achievements. the potato war. everything. because some people say that you die twice: once when you leave this world physically, and a second time when your name is said for the last time. so when chat tells these stories about techno, they're trying to keep the memory of him alive, because technoblade never dies.

I hope I didn't make you cry too much, idk I think we all have different ways of coping and I just wanted to share mine with you. 😁 I hope everyone has an amazing day/night, don't forget to hydrate and take care of yourselves. I love you

#technoblade #dsmp techno #dream smp #headcanon #technoblade never dies #technoblades death #technoblades chat

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sevengraces · 1 year

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Self Sabotage v. Found Family

ch1, ch2, ch3, ch4, YOU, title card

AO3 Link

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One conversation does not undo years of insecurity, but it does give a pretty good start.

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What's up!! Last chapter of this part!! I know folks were excited to see Philza and I'm with you, but I like to do things in threes lol so you'll have to wait for the next installment. TWs: Threats Technos' Chat being themselves References to violence Fake Lore Insecurity Anxiety References to past Temporary Character Death That should be everything but let me know (:

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Chapter 5: Lore Dump 2 Electric Boogaloo

They stayed in place for a long time. But eventually Technoblade slowly pulled out of the group pile and moved back a foot or so, actively ignoring his soft blush.

Tubbo and Tommy stayed sprawled across Wilbur but Niki gently extracted herself and asked, “Are you okay?”

He nodded slowly, “I mean, m’fine.” The boy paused for a long moment before hesitantly beginning, “You guys aren’t, uh- well, nevermind.” He cut himself off, rubbing a hand down his face.

Tommy rolled his eyes, “C’mon, just ask. Didn’t take you for a coward.”

“What he means is,” Tubbo cut in, hitting Tommy on the shoulder. “You don’t need to worry about telling us things.”

Chat jeered,

We really doin’ this?

Softnoblade

W take from Tubbo

RIP trying to be vulnerable with an internal audience making fun of you all the time

The boy laughed and muttered quietly in piglin, “And yet you don’t stop making fun, hypocrites.” before answering flatly, “You’re going to be annoyed.”

Wilbur shrugged his shoulders and flicked Tubbo absentmindedly, “Maybe, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t say it. Plus you’ve cried like ten times in the last week so if that didn’t send us away one more question won’t do it.”

“It’s not like you’ve hesitated to annoy us before.” Niki chimed in indulgently.

Technoblade flushed to the tips of his ears and chuffed anxiously, “W- ten times? No nevermind, I don’t wanna know about it.” he sighed dramatically and put his head on his knees. “It isn’t that big ‘a deal, and this is different th’n teasing you for being losers.”

“If it isn’t a big deal then you can just tell us!” Tubbo responded good-naturedly.

Bruh

Got you there lol

There is like no plot or lore right now

EEEeeeeeee

“Fine, but it’s stupid.” he exhaled heavily, “You guys aren’t just uh, jus’ saying all that right? ‘Cause I don’t mind if you are, obviously, but the viewers y’know.” Techno shrugged and stared into his lap.

Misrepresentation your honor

Boo!

Slander

Wilbur furrowed his brow, “I have literally no idea what you’re talking about mate. Like none, but uh for now what would we be just saying?”

Technoblade breathed slowly through his teeth, “Y’know all that stuff ‘bout uh- come on don’t make me say it, that’s cringe.” He groaned in frustration.

Tommy laughed, “But vulnerability’s pogchamp! Healthy masculinity and shit!”

“If it’s hard to explain, can you just think through it out loud?” Niki offered.

“I- it isn’t difficult, okay? It’s just, y’know cringe. I’d die if I said it and Technoblade never dies so, I just can’t.”

Tubbo smiled bemusedly, “So you want to know if we are lying about something, but you can’t say it ‘cause it’s embarrassing? So embarrassing you’d die?”

Techno nodded quickly, “Yup, right on the money, so nope. Won’t be uh, asking that actually.”

Wilbur snorted behind his hand. “So you never die, but uh, vulnerability would kill you?”

“Listen,” the hybrid began with a degree of condescension, “Technoblade never dies, not because it’s impossible, that wouldn’t be impressive. It’s ‘cause I don’t do things that kill me.”

Tommy scoffed and leaned forward until he was sprawled across Wilbur’s lap, “What so you don’t do things that kill you but you do 1v20 an entire country?”

“Didn’t kill me, did it?”

“Bruh, it killed me!” Tubbo replied, laughing as he collapsed on top of Tommy.

Technoblade cringed, “Well, I didn’t say Tubbo never dies?”

Niki hid a laugh behind a cough, “No! That is not funny, it isn’t!”

Tubbo smiled, “Well, like no, it wasn’t funny but the jokes are.”

“I mean, well, s’just- uh.” Technoblade pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered under his breath in piglin,”Godsdamnit, I’m really gonna do this, huh Chat. Alright honesty lets go.” before butting in louder, “You uh, y’know I didn’t like uh- ya’ get I didn’t wan’ to right?”

Tubbo turned to stare for a moment, trailing off mid word.

The piglin flushed at the sudden attention his yelling gathered. “S’just I mean that you uh- ya’ said we’re cool. And like yeah! Nice, but uh- I figured you’d uh, y’know, want some character development. And like may- maybe you’re just uh fine, and I shoulda’ just uh- uh, kept with the bit, there’s jus’ I didn’ wan’ it ta’ be like ‘gnored. I prolly shoulda’ but uhm, it seems ‘specially shitty to uhm assume? That like we’d be uh cool ‘cause I beat up Tommy, since he wouldn’t really be able to beat me anyways? Y’know maybe I sho- should uhm deal with tha’ too but uh we’re talkin’ ‘bout us and stuff.” He cleared his throat, “So uh, anyways. Y’know my bad.”

Wilbur snorted before collapsing onto Tommy’s back in laughter. Tommy crowed out a token protest before joining in the teasing, “You jus’ ne’er talk before! I think that’s the most you’ve ever said, big man! I thought you were being all in-timi-dat-ing an’ shit when you didn’t talk before but, was it just to make sure you didn’t do all that?”

Nikachu choked down her laughter and smacked Wilbur, “C’mon, s’not uh- not that bad?”

Tubbo shushed them before turning to the younger, who was staring at the ceiling with a bright red face and ears folded down in embarrassment. His tail was being wrung through his hands in his lap. “I- thanks Tech. Really that was uhm, sweet of you? Yeah it wasn’t super cool that I died, but uhm. I kinda figured that you didn’t want to kill me there? We uh, shouldn’t have left you out to dry like that. But I ‘preciate that you apologized, you coulda’ just left it alone so that was cool of you.”

Technoblade went even pinker and mumbled into his lap, “Wasn’ sweet was jus’ right ta’ say so. S’not like you coulda’ helped me anyways, you were bein’ executed.”

Tommy cooed loudly, “Aww, Techie! S’okay it was sweet!”

His ears flickered and he ran a hand through his hair, “Whatever.”

Bullying

Harassment!!

Bruh really hit him with the honesty huh

Healthy communication pog

RIP runt just suffering

Niki rolled her eyes at the bickering, “Alright, alright, we’re getting off track. Technoblade, do you want to ask us?”

The boy grumbled for a moment and hid behind his hair, “.... yes?”

Wilbur grinned, “Alright then Tech, c’mon we believe in you and all that shit.”

“Yeah, plus it’s not like whatever it is can be more embarrassing than tryin’ to say it for ten minutes.” Tommy added, to which Tubbo shoved him once more.

The voices laughed and encouraged in equal measure;

Imagine getting read so easily lol

YOu can dO IT!

Consider stabbing then running tho

Just say it all at once!

Techno pulled his knees up and continued to hide behind his hair, “Alright, alright, s’fine. They’ll just say they don’t and I’ll be right.” he muttered in piglin before taking one deep breath and answering. “D’ya mean it when you say all that uhm, stuff ‘bout y’know keepin’ me and uh caring all th’ time? ‘Cause like I said, I don’t care if ya don’t right? S’just the ratings and shit, gotta keep it uh entertaining.” he spoke in an anxious rush.

Nikachu smiled despite her befuddlement. “We wouldn’t say it if we didn’t mean it, Tech, alright? Though I really don’t know what you’re talking about with ratings and audiences and such.”

“Yeah! You’re stuck with us, even if I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about most o’ the time!” Tommy shouted

Tubbo pushed Tommy off of his back and gave Techno a small hug before sitting back, “We mean it, ‘course we do. S’ not stupid to want reassurance.”

“Yeah, yeah, we love you and shit,” Wilbur began, waving his hands dramatically, “but really what are you on about mate?”

Ha ha! Our turn!

You make too many references for someone who wants to keep us secret

Lore?

That’s us!!

“I’m not used to people listening when I say shit, okay? They usually jus’ think I’ve lost it Chat!” Technoblade muttered to himself before leaning back from his knees and looking at the group. He deliberated internally for a long moment, “S’just the voices, that’s all.” he answered nonchalantly.

“The voices?” Wilbur asked.

Hey, not just!

We’re cool af!

Introduce us you coward

If it doesn’t work we’ll just murder them y’know how it is.

EEEEEEeeeee

“I mean, you guys didn’t think I was the Blood God right? Like ya’ didn’t think I was a god right?” Techno asked evasively.

Tubbo quirked his head to the left, “I mean no? I didn’t think you were a god, you’re impressive but not that impressive. What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Are you deflecting again? If you don’t want to answer you just gotta say so.” Niki added.

He shook his head, “No that’s uh- that’s not it. Okay, this is gonna require a bit of context.” the hybrid stretched his arms upwards before situating himself across from the others, “All right everybody shut it, this is uh, prime Technoblade Lore so no interuptin’ m’kay?”

Tommy huffed, “Fine, it better not be boring though.”

Wilbur flicked the back of the blonds’ head and leaned back on his arms, leaving Tommy sprawled across his lap and Tubbo nearly on top of him. Niki laid down on her stomach to the left of the others.

“Nope, uh not gonna be boring.” Technoblade laughed to himself for a moment before starting, “Right, I left my sounder when I was three or so for whatever reason. It happens, usually ya’ end up in a new sounder or you die because lot’s of things want to kill you in the Nether and sometimes players show up and just stab ya. I did not find a new sounder and I did not die, obviously.” he rolled his eyes, “There are reasons for that, y’know maybe I was just better but uh- well s’ more likely that the voices saved me. You see, I was born a vessel. For whatever reason the Blood God claimed me and uh, in return he gave me something called Chat.”

Yup yup yup yup yup

Canon

Explain the Blood God!!

Use the cool name! cool name pogchamp

Blood pog?

“You do know like the Blood God’s whole deal?” Techno asked reluctantly.

Wilbur shrugged, “I mean, a bit? He takes a blood sacrifice in return for strength right? He’s like a war god?”

The boy sighed, “Among other things, yeah. Also the god of loyalty, family, vengeance, etc. But yeah. The Blood God gave me Chat, sometimes they call themselves The Chorus when they're feeling sanctimonious, they're his past followers/vessels/victims or something like that. But for whatever reason he figured I could be strong. They give me a bit of an edge, usually they know a bit more than me so they warn me sometimes. They care about me or whatever, but uh they’re stuck in my head so they demand entertainment and interaction. Also blood, a lot of blood.”

Niki leaned heavily on her hands, “So can it hear us?”

“They, it’s a lot of people or something, and yes. They watch and give their input on basically everything, regardless of how unnecessary or useful.” Techno shook his head in exasperation.

“So do they like me?” Tommy asked immediately.

Technoblade laughed, “Uhm, sometimes? They usually just think you’re amusing or annoying, but again it’s a thousand voices in my head all yelling out for attention, so I’m not confident on how all of them feel about you.”

“So they’re who you were talking about when you said it was too loud? And who you’re talking to when you mutter in piglin?” Niki asked in concern.

The piglin nodded.

Wilbur frowned, “Don’t they know it hurts, since it’s in your head?”

He shrugged, “I mean yeah, when they get too loud some of the voices remind others not to spam, but like, it isn’t like they’re nice. They’re trapped in my skull so it’s really just as much theirs as mine.”

“It isn’t though, it’s your head! They should be nice to you.” Tubbo huffed angrily.

Goat boy thinks we’re mean lol

Pretty sure he’s a ram

We can be meaner if he wants

Bruh he’d be bitter too if he was trapped in a fourteen year old for eternity

“No you guys don’t have to do that, they just don’t understand okay? I get it, it’s fine m’kay? ” Techno mumbled quickly before turning to glare at the others. “Listen, I understand this is an odd arrangement, but no. They don’t need to be nicer, alright? They’ve kept me alive, and they were just as much thrown into this as me. Chat is cool, okay? They can be loud and annoying and bitter, especially if they don’t get blood, but they’ve been nicer to me than anyone else for much longer so, not really. You can’t just say stuff like that. I like the Blood God, but he isn’t nice either and Chat was a gift from him, not really in the mood to see how angry I can make my patron.”

Tubbo cringed and nodded, his face pale.

“But they take care of you, yeah?” Wilbur asked.

Technoblade exhaled, “Yes, they take care of me. And plus, they’re typically chill, so long as they’re getting some type of blood. They're even funny on occasion.”

Niki nodded, “I mean I won’t say I get it, but that’s uhm neat?”

The boy laughed, “Well, better reaction than most people’ve had.”

Wilbur chuckled, “I know you said it can be hard to tell, and that they thought Tommy was annoying, but what do they think of all this?” he asked while he gestured at himself and the others.

Bruh

That’s funny, is Wilbur insecure?

EEEEE

We are always funny you're just a loser

You’re cool ig

It’d be funny if we killed you but Niki is nice and dadza’d be pissed

Shoulda been nicer in the beginning

We’ll kill you if you use him

When he introduces us and just says we're kinda funny sometimes

Bruh

He’s our runt first!!

Softbur

We control your headache level lol, watch it little pig

Revolution pog

Techno winced at the influx of voices, “Do I really have to say all that?”

Yes

“Right, uhm, right now they’re making fun of Wilbur specifically. Said you shoulda been nicer in the beginning? Uh, they’d kill you but Phil would be mad and they like Niki ‘cause she’s nice?” he sighed dramatically, “That’s about the best you’ll get I think?”

Ours!

Ours, tell them you’re ours runt

S’important little pig

If we’re bein’ nice enough to warn them what happens if they hurt you, you ought to let them know

Tell them tell them tell them tell them

Niki punched the air, “Ha! I won.”

Wilbur gaped, “Wha- what’d they say about me?”

Tommy giggled and Tubbo jeered.

Our little pig

Say it or we will

Nobody likes the alternative so don't make it harder than it has to be little one

Tell them

Don’t hide or we can make sure they know anyways

C’mon runt

“Chat please, they know, okay? S’fine you don’t need to do all that.” Technoblade answered in piglin.

Niki furrowed her brow, “What? Something wrong?”

Ha no hiding now

Blood for dishonesty

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tell or we will

Tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell

We're giving you the choice but don't make us push

The boy paled slightly, “Fine, okay. Alright Chat, I'm sorry I'll tell them you don't need to be like that.” he sighed before turning to the others, “Chat is uh, very insistent that I let you all know- and really I don’t think it’s necessary, it’s really just dramatic, but uhm- well.”

“What? Are they trying to snitch on you? That’s rough.” Tommy laughed lightly.

Wilbur smiled vaguely, “I’m sure it’s fine Tech, what is it?”

Technoblade hesitated just a moment too long for the voices patience, “Well, they sa--Little pig is ours, our runt first, you would not be the first victim to join the chorus, blood for traitors, he is not your blade, death for dishonor, blood for the blood god, we will kill you if we have to, the blood gods disciple is of the last don’t think we won’t protect him, don’t q-” the boy smacked his hands over his mouth and panted for a moment, catching his breath.

Tubbo stared with a gaping mouth, failing to stutter out any words.

“Oh-kay?” Niki muttered to herself.

Wilbur snapped his mouth shut and breathed heavily through his nose.

Tommy stared for a minute before blurting out loudly, “Huh, did the dead voices of a god just give us the shovel talk through the mouth of a fourteen year old?”

Tubbo nodded, “I uh, I think so? Didn’t know they could uhm- didn’t think they could do that Techno. Often? Do they do that often?”

The piglin hybrid winced and bit back a whine at the now splitting silence in his skull, “Uhm nope. They don’t usually do that ever, it uh, well it’s not easy and uh, they can only really do it sometimes?” He laughed self-deprecatingly, “I guess they didn’t trust me to really get the message across.”

Wilbur laughed anxiously, “Yeah, uh, okay. Right, so just future reference, don’t be mean to you or else god will kill us? That’s a pretty fucking good shovel talk Tech, I’ll be honest with you.”

“I mean the Blood God likes me a lot, but uh he prolly wouldn’t kill you himself? He’d probably just uhm- well. Just encourage me to do it?” he sighed heavily, “They’re pretty protective so y’know. But we don’t have to worry about that…” the boy rubbed his temples in mild agitation, the sudden silence after they took control was always disorienting.

Niki nodded, “No for sure, like I wasn’t gonna make you a blade anyways but uhm, it’s nice to know they care about you too?”

Techno flinched lightly at the wording, “Yup. So anyways, uhm they probably won’t do that again, or at least not for a long time so no worries there.”

“So they don’t like us then?” Wilbur laughed hesitantly through the question.

“Do you really wanna know what the thousands of people who can’t do anything but watch my life have to say? Like honestly?” Techno asked in disbelief.

Wilbur started before flushing and shaking his head.

Tommy cried out, “I wanna know! What’d they say! You should tell us every time they make fun of Wilbur!”

Techno laughed, “Well, I guess just now they called him insecure, but uh earlier they called you insane too.”

Tubbo barked out a laugh, “Do Tommy next!”

“Nope, uh no? They’ll get too excited if I keep this up. Plus they tell me to stab him all the time so uh, pass?” Techno cut in immediately.

Niki laughed loudly, “Alright, enough. Just uh, stick around for a bit Techno? We do want you around.”

Chat gave a token effort to mutter, but they had exhausted themselves and only one managed a small whisper;

Ha can’t avoid your emotions for long runt

Technoblade sighed, “I guess if the voices in my head that call for blood didn’t get you to let this go then I might as well. So long as this all stays between us?”

The others nodded and Tubbo cheered.

“Stuck with us for life now!” Tommy shouted.

Technoblade smiled lightly, “Yeah, guess so.”

#dsmp #c!technoblade #c!wilbur #c!tubbo #c!niki #c!tommyinnit #technoblades chat #kid technoblade au #kidnoblade #kid au #fanfic #grace is writing

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anony-mouse-writer · 2 years

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Okay, but, now you've got me interested in what your headcannons are for Technoblade's chat.

ho boy. (i am going to cut out a bit of this that's not really relevant and also assume that yall are familiar with dsmp lore)

so basically, possibly because how techno interacts with chat, even during serious lore bits, it's fairly commonly accepted that techno's chat specifically is canon. also, because chat is, in fact, a youtube stream chat, they are collectively a) dumbasses and b) blood thirsty.

beyond that, it's pretty common fanon for people to decide that Chat is an aspect of the Blood God. Either they are the blood god itself, or theyre victims of the blood god, or like, the blood god's hypetrain. something to that effect.

Now my headcanon is twofold:

- techno may interact with his chat more than most, but everyone has one. So the idea is that everyone has Chat, instead of being specifically in techno's head. Its an omnipresent force made of an unspecified number of voices watching events unfold and occasionally summoning the power to interact with players directly when it's interesting or funny to do so. techno is a favorite of theirs, so he always hears them as opposed to everyone else who only hears them occasionally.

- Chat, and maybe even the Blood God, are not aspects of blood or war. They are violent and blood thirsty, but they are also just as likely to tell techno to he missed diamonds as they are to be helpful. All this to say, Chat (and maybe the Blood God) are actually aspects of Chaos and Entertainment instead of Blood or War, but the specific bit of chat that followed techno around has grown to expect blood and so, encourage him to take more violent options when he has them.

#i cut out some of the longer explanation cuz like really it boils down to that #and also cuz i have to go shake my printer until it works lol #its part of why you get random bits in the blood god chants like tobuscus or wot #the blood god #blood for the blood god #technoblade #technoblades chat #op #dsmp #mcyt #coolunspokenforname #mouse's soapbox

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shikai-the-storyteller · 2 years

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There is something so deeply cathartic about being one amongst nearly 50,000 people watching Phil build a memorial for Techno in his Hardcore world. Something about shared grief. Something about humanity. Something about love and friendship and the legacy it leaves behind.

#i talk #hard to put my thoughts into words #it feels like a silent vigil #I'm so grateful Ian and Kristin are such good mods #it was really hard seeing everyone's chats yesterday #technoblade #dsmp talk #not really but

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risingsunresistance · 2 years

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btw if anyone was curious, techno's memorial is still in the hypixel lobby even though it was redesigned for halloween

they actually put a little golden candy basket in there :]

#i'm so glad it's stayed this long #i know it probably wont be there forever but. it would be nice #technoblade #hypixel #chat #tw death

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anarchy-and-piglins · 5 months

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I really love how "Technoblade's Chat" is a CHARACTER tag on AO3

It fascinates me that this originated as cc!Techno talking to his chat during lore streams which breaks the fourth wall, but then he canonized it for c!Techno as the literal voices in his head. And these voices then grew their own lore connected to the blood god and had a direct influence on the plot (such as with The Egg). And then people started including them into in-universe fics - essentially fully removed from the connotation of streaming and live chats - often enough that they have their own character tag and some fics completely focus on c!Techno's relationship with Chat as an entity/character.

#anyway I need to write more fics that center around Chat #thoughts #technoblade

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wolfsbane54 · 1 month

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures Summary:

#philza minecraft #philza fanfic #technoblade #technoblade fanfic #phil and technoblade #philza's chat #technoblades chat #ao3 #fanfic #fantasy #minecraft #dsmp #miinecraft fanfic #angst #fluff #adventure

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the-moon-will-sing-a-song · 5 months

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To get into the festive spirits, Technoblade thought it would be fitting to call a Syndicate meeting and have all of them eat cake, have some fun.

Problem? He has never made a cake.

A propper one. Not just the rushed kind you bake just to prove your student's power.

It took him so long. And several comments from chat swearing he mistook sugar for salt.

Finally it was done. It was glorious. First try perfect cake (it was, in fact, the second try). It took an hour, if not more.

When everyone arrived to the Arctic Anarchist Commune he invited them to his humble so that he could show them the treat he made.

Steve was eating the cake. The cake was knocked onto the floor. Steve was eating the cake that was knocked onto the floor.

Steve was kicked out of the Syndicate. So long, Harpocrates. You were a fine member.

This is my gift for @oakworthyt4t in the @technoblade-gift-exchange! Hope you like it <3

#technogiftexchange #Technoblade #Ranboo #Philza #niki nihachu #connoreatspants #dsmp syndicate #It's Art-abella #im not late chat i swear im not late its still on time chat come on chat #seriously tho. sorry for the wait. i struggled only slightly. but for the most part it was fun #something something my latest style for coloring did not fit this drawing but i survived #its really important to me that you imagine technos chat is spaming L

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ctommyer · 1 year

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THIS STREAM IS NOT TALKED ABT ENOUGH AND THAT NEEDS TO CHANGE!!

#tommyinnit #technoblade #ranboo #tubbo #it’s the bedwars proximity chat one #and i love it

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sevengraces · 1 year

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Self Sabotage v. Found Family

ch1, ch2, ch3, YOU, ch5, title card

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Nothing stays hidden for long, especially when someone so desperately wants to be known.

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Hullo! I haven't forgotten about you all, enjoy TW's: Crying Emotional conversations Vaguely dubious consent (they push Tech to talk about it after he has shut down, but he does want to) Mild swearing Touch starvation That should be everything, let me know if I missed something though!!

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Chapter 4: Sometimes Love Is Being Dragged Kicking and Screaming Towards Hope

Tommy shook his head, “No it isn’t. Why can’t you just say it?”

Technoblade chewed his lip for a moment, “Please, just don’t tell anyone how old I am, okay? You don’t hafta’ do anything else alright?”

“That isn’t an answer Techno! Come on, what do you want, not what do you think we’ll agree to or what’s easiest.” Tommy snapped.

“No, no, I’m not going to! You don’t have any right to know, and I’m not stupid enough to offer a weakness while knowing it won’t get me anything anyways!” He forced out, yanking a hand through his hair anxiously. “I won’t get it anyway so please stop asking, okay? It’s fine and I know that alright. You’ve got what you want alright? I’m begging, I’m pleading. Don’t make me. Please don’t make me. The mighty Blade, begging like a child. You win okay? You’ve done what no one else could. Please stop asking!”

Chat cooed,

Poor runt

It’s okay, you’re fine

C’mon it isn’t like that.

It’s okay that you want it

Tubbo moved forward slowly, stopping just a foot in front of the distressed boy. “Hey listen, s’alright, you’re okay. Nothing is the matter okay? Nobody is in danger. We want to give you what you want, alright? That’s it, no ulterior motive, no trap, and no trick. Could I give you a hug?”

Techno bit back the growing desire to cry and stifled the urge to hide, “No, no, no I don’t- just stop, okay? Please?” he whined out, shoving his face into his knees.

Niki cooed quietly, “C’mon, s’alright. If you don’t want one you don’t have to. You’re okay Tech.”

“Can you tell me what’s wrong?” Tubbo asked from his spot a foot in front of him.

The boy choked down his sobs, “I don’t, I can’t do it! S’ not safe, I know. I know what I get! I know what I’m g-good at. Please jus’ stop pretendin’ now. Tell me what you want and let me go.”

Wilbur rubbed his face and moved closer to the silently sobbing child, “Okay, breath in Technoblade. C’mon, I can’t have any ally choking to death. Breath in with me.” he shoved Tubbo away gently and sat in his spot. “Alright, alright. Look at me Technoblade, I need you to look at me alright? Good, good, that’ll work. Follow my breathing, in and out, in and out.”

Techno stared at the man and mimicked him until his breathing slowed then after a long pause; “M’fine now.”

Niki moved to speak but Tommy cut her off, “Alright, you’re fine now.”

Wilbur nodded at the boy gratefully before turning to look at Techno again. “I need you to tell me what caused that.” he asked bluntly.

Tubbo tried to protest at his tone but Techno ignored him and instead answered Wilbur in an empty monotone. “Nobody talks to me like that.”

“Right, that makes sense, our bad.” Wilbur replied, nodding.

Tubbo finally got a word in, “What do you mean? Nobody’s nice?”

Technoblade stiffened, “Nobody’s soft with me.”

“Oh,” Niki whispered in understanding, “right. Technoblade can you answer us now?”

Techno deflated, “Can’t ya tell by now, isn’ it painfully obvious?”

“Do you want us to guess?” Tubbo asked hesitantly.

The boy laughed tiredly, “Sure, absolutely.”

“To do what you were doing before we found out?” Tommy asked immediately.

He shook his head hesitantly as he resigned himself to the situation.

“Freedom?” Niki chimed in.

“I mean I don’t want to be in jail.” he snickered drily, “But no.”

Wilbur leaned back, “Technoblade?”

“Hmm?”

“Do you know how your instincts work?”

“Mostly?” he answered cautiously.

“Right, of course. Do you know why you got clingy for three days?” Wilbur continued with a sigh.

“Pheromones? Depression? I don’t know.” Techno answered blithely.

Wilbur exhaled heavily, “No, not pheromones. Depression probably didn’t help but that wasn’t the reason. Kids need to be held, it’s important to growing and shit. Our hybrid instincts brain is more uhm, willing, to take care of baser desires. For kids it’s being held and hugged and doted on.”

Technoblade held deathly still and did not look up from his lap.

“It is instinctual for you to seek comfort. But you didn’t have any so your brain stopped asking. A healthy child doesn’t do what you did, and if you had regular contact and affection you wouldn’t do that. I never lost myself like that growing up, because I never had a reason to.” Wilbur looked at the boy. “What do you want Tech?”

He breathed weakly and tried to stop his shaking. “Tha’s cruel ta’ joke about, please just stop. I know what I get to have.”

Tommy pulled Niki and Tubbo into a hug as they held their breath.

“I don’t think you do know that, is the thing.” Wilbur sat up straight. “Do you want a hug, Techno?”

Technoblade shuddered in place and barely managed a slow, hesitant nod.

Wilbur pulled the boy into his lap and rested his head against him. “There you go.” he muttered, wrapping his arm around the younger's back and running a hand through his hair.

Niki tightened her grip on the other boys and let out a watery laugh.

Techno tucked his head under Wilbur’s chin and hid there for a long moment. “I- ‘M not gonna be all soft m’kay?” he interrupted himself with a quiet purr, “S’ just not what ‘m like. Yo- you don’t wan’ me all the time.”

Wilbur shook his head and held him tighter. “Nobody wants anyone all the time. But we’ll care about you all the time mate, that’s the point. Ya don’t have to be all cuddly and needy, s’fine. You’re just allowed to be when you are, and you’re allowed to stick around when you aren’t.”

Tommy cheered and yanked himself out of Niki’s arms, tumbling into Technoblade and Wilbur. “Fuck yeah! You’re the youngest now and we’re keeping you!”

Technoblade laughed wetly, “Fuck off.” he muttered with no malice.

Tubbo and Niki shot forward too, wrapping themselves around everyone.

“You’re the middle child now Tommy, rest in peace.” Tubbo goaded.

Niki laughed as Tommy gasped dramatically, then she whispered to Techno, “It’s gonna be okay, we’ll figure it out.”

#dsmp #c!technoblade #c!tommyinnit #c!wilbur #c!niki #c!tubbo #technoblades chat #kid technoblade au #kidnoblade #kid au #fanfic #grace is writing

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supine-ly · 1 year

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