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marrycv · 26 days

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dealer!ellie x reader

warmings: smut, car sex, drug talks (weed), dom!ellie, sub!reader, kinda public sex?, swearing, no use of y/n just nicknames. i think thats pretty much all, tell me if i missed something

summary: Ellie has sold you weed a few days ago, you still haven’t give her money and ellie was growing impatient. She needed that money and you needed a new bag of weed. shes not gonna make this easy.

you were searching everywhere for some money, somewhere.. you had to have some left?! Today was the day Ellie said you’d have to pay her back or else- you don’t wanna think about it.

Ellie was the dealer of your college, well not the only one, but the only one who wasn’t super expensive and she looked good, so she was your favourite one. She always had that brown leather jacket and those dirty boots on her. Like she had some kind of attachment to it, she always wore it. What was even more attractive was that she had some dirty smudge eyeliner. not too much but not like it was not enough.

Plus, ellie played guitar and she was one of the rare lesbians in your school. Everything in your type… huh?

you were still looking around your dorm like you just lost something that cost 20K. As if.

Panicking, you received a text message from Ellie.

Ellie 🚬 : im in the parking, come in my car.

you : omw

You took vest and put it own and got out of your dorm. When you arrived in the parking you realized you still didn’t have any money… you were in serious trouble.

you saw Ellie’s old truck and got in. you greeted her with a small ‘hi’ and you look ashamed. Ellie knew that look.

“you dont have the money? is that why you’re so quiet?” Ellie asked.

she saw right through your mind.

she always did

“i know.. im sorry you said it was my last chance.. i just really dont have anything right now and- i dont have weed anymore. no money, no weed… im so sorry” you said as you were feeling so dumb to not pay her back

“fuck.. i really need that money, i gave you two weeks, which i usually dont do” Ellie said, like she was fucking disappointed in you.

“i’d do anything to pay you back, i swear!”

Suddenly, ellie checked you up and down. she had to think for a minute. everything was everything.

and she needed something.

“anything huh?” Ellie repeated

“please i just dont want you to sell me to some freak…” you were saying some kind of nonsense, like a 19 years old would do that

“C’mon, you know i’d never do that to you” she replied

your eyes widened. she was sending goosebumps to your spine.

you sighed, relieved.

“what can i do to pay you, ellie?”

she nodded her head toward the back of her truck “sit back there” she said looking at you with her emerald eyes, piercing through your soul. she had that kind of power over you, and she knew it.

you did as she asked, no question asked either. just did as she told you to, like the good girl you were for her. Ellie smirked at how easy it was to make you do something, she smirked to see how much of power she had over you now that you would do absolutely anything to pay her back. but you also had the choice to just go back home and… her just, taking everything that would come as money for her. taking your tv or something, you owned her a lot of money.

ellie joined you in the back seat, manspreading, her knee touching yours.

you suddenly realized what was happening. like the dumb fool you were. now, your skirt felt too small, your crop top felt too revealing, your palms were sweaty and there was no turning back.

“so how much do you wanna get rid of that depth you have for me, doll?” That nickname made your heart skip a beat.

everything was happening so fast, at first you were saying how sorry you were and now..? ellie wanted to fuck you dumb, as a mother fucking punishment and for her own guilty pleasure.

“you’re gonna need some kind of consequences to your actions, you know that, right?” ellie asked you as she put a strand of hair behind your ear.

“mhm.. yeah” you tried to master. ellie was just making you insane.

she lighted up a joint and started to inhale some of it. her long and veiny fingers were around that joint, making your underwear slightly uncomfortably wet. you looked away when you catched yourself staring. staring like a fucking dog in heat. whatever, it wasn’t something new for someone like you when you were with someone like her.

Ellie handed you the joint, which you welcomely accepted. bringing it to your lips, making eye contact with her as you inhaled the smoke in your lungs. something you could never be tired to feel.

that tension. that tension that could be broke with one word.

you two just, smoked that joint in a painful quiet awful silence. you could hear the noises of your neighbours doing some kind of frat parties or some drunken men in the streets. your heart beating like crazy, you were sure she could hear it too. you were sure she could smell the nervousness out of you.

the way this all seemed normal for her to smoke with one of her untrusted clients. you would never give her the money at the time asked, ellie knew that obviously.

“sit here” ellie finally spoke as she finished her joint, and tapped her lap. you looked at her up and down, she was still manspreading. she was so mesmerizing, hypnotic, you just did as she asked, without asking for any questions. just like when she asked you to come sit in the back of her car.

you would actually do anything she asked

you sat on her lap. putting your hands on her shoulders to steady yourself. you felt something hard from her pants. which made you gasp.

ellie, would just fucking smirk

“i knew you wouldn’t have that money, princess. i just guessed that i had to find something else to make you useful to”

you felt your checks burning and your heart racing faster than it already was.

“you brought your-” before you could continue ellie cut you off

“my cock? yeah.. guessed you needed it to learn from your fucking dumb behaviour”

“i-“

“you dont have to say anything, doll..” she said as she shushed you. her slang finger cupped your lips, which she started to force it to get into your mouth. you opened wide for her, sucking on her fingers. moaning at the taste her fingers felt on your tongue, you could taste sweat and weed. you found yourself so fucking addicted to it.

she then, kissed you. into a sloppy french kiss, her tongue already in your mouth, dancing with yours. you could feel you wanting more, you could feel ellie wanting more- the way she was grabbing your neck with one hand and your hip with her other, to make you closer to her, as it was even possible. you moaned against her lips, which made ellie fucking crazy.

“so needy huh?” she asked more to herself than at you

her kisses went down to your neck and you found yourself titling your head to the side to give her more access and you also started rubbing yourself against her thigh. needing to add something on your clit that was aching in attention. you were in heaven yet, you wanted to go higher.

she felt you rubbing against her which she took both of her hands on your hips and helped guiding you. you were a whimpering mess and she was kissing the fuck out of your neck- probably making purple marks on it which you absolutely loved to feel. you loved to feel how she made them so you just didnt care if you would wake up tomorrow all purple.

“ellie..” you said, in a whine, needing more

“what? i need your words angel, speak up.”

“i-i need more, please” you were so desperate, you didn’t know how much more you could ask her but you wanted all of what she reserved for you.

“see? you’re such a good girl when you can baby” she said as her hands went on your thighs, making its way under it and under your underwear. But she obviously needed to take her time with you, she loved to tease you. your hips your rocking over her fingers that still haven’t even touched your clit. that made ellie go so fucking confident. the weed started its effects and you felt yourself so much more in need of her touch. you were 10 times more sensitive, ellie the same as you. she was literally holding herself to not stretch you open with her 7inches dick she got just for you.

her fingers did its way under your underwear. running your juices everywhere on your pussy- making you jolt in pain. you just couldn’t take it. you just couldnt endure all that torture.

“ellie, fuck… please”

“dont be so impatient, you fucking deserve it- you little fucking slut, thinking you’ll get that as a reward, yeah? nah, your fucking wrong. so so wrong. your gonna have to wait, princess”

her nasty comments were just making you wetter and wetter. you just could moan at her words as her fingers were everywhere but your clit.

she finally decided to add some pressure on it. making your back arch at the sudden pression you desperately needed.

after a moment, she turned you, making your back face her. she took off her pants and took off your skirt and underwear. you were a bit curious but at the same time you knew what you were about to get.

but you were still surprised when the tip of her strap entered into your hole. making you gasp.

“take fucking it” ellie said whispering in your ear as she started to trust into you without any mercy. she wasn’t soft, didn’t let you adjust for her. it hurted so good.

“ellie! fuck” you moaned out, the pain was turning into pleasure as you started to trust your hips with her trusts.

as she was fucking you dumb with her dick, she brought her hand against your clit and did circle motions against it, which made you cry in pleasure. you needed to be quieter or the whole city would wake up.

Ellie placed her free hand on your neck and threatened you to be quiet while we mouvements were going surprisingly faster as you thought that wasn’t even possible.

she had no mercy and your cries made her only rougher against you. the strap was hitting just perfectly on her clit which made some grunts escape from her beautiful lips.

“els! im gonna- im gonna cum!” you said as you felt your high approaching.

“dont you fucking dare!” ellie said as she was trying to reach her orgasm with trusting in you harder and faster.

her mouvements started to stutter and she was slowing down, she was reaching it

“fuck cum with me yeah?” ellie said as you both then came together.

“fuuuuuckkkk!” you moaned as she was still in you, riding out your orgasm. never had one that powerful, it felt like fireworks. she made you feel something none else could ever make you feel.

“you did so good for me doll.”

you smiled as you both cleaned each others up

this is my first fanfic here, i hope yall enjoyed it 😭

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devourable · 1 year

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If you’re okay with it, what are your nsfw headcanons for the delinquents? Like as a group (if they do that) and individually?

i'm getting to it!!!! goddamn /lh

ty for the compliments though ahh 😭❤️❤️❤️ i try my best,, hopefully i'll get some more done now that i'm done w the mermaids,

sfw on top ; nsfw beneath!

🚬 the delinquents | mattias, judas, aaron, dominic

· mattias and judas are the ones with the most free time; meaning they're the two who you often hang out with the most. the experience is a bit polarizing because despite them being practically polar opposites, they get along incredibly well; it isn't uncommon for mattias to crack the most stupid jokes ever and for judas to laugh at them. it isn't unusual for them to drag you along to their less-than-legal shenanigans; judas usually keeping you occupied while mattie stuffs his pockets with stuff that he thinks you'd like. they'll laugh it off if you catch them in the act (they already did it, so... may as well enjoy the spoils, right?)

· aaron and dominic do their best to free up time to spend with you, but in the circumstances they can't, they're texting you constantly. they have two different groupchats; one with all five of you, and one specifically for aaron and dom where they'll text you/each other their schedules and what they plan to do when they can spend time with you again. they don't even slightly care if your schedule conflicts with theirs, they will be getting you out of it one way or another.

· they are the definition of 'boys will be boys'. they're all pretty smart on their own (save for mattie), but when they're all together? they share one collective braincell that pings between the four of them. they can and will get distracted by the dumbest things ever, and if one of them gets an idea for something, there's a solid chance the rest of them will follow suit with it. they are not above trying to drag you along with them (especially if you also have next to no braincells to speak of). they will literally get distracted by a cool bug if you send them to do an errand for you.

appearance wise, this is how i imagine them ;

mattias - shortish wavy red hair, pale skin, grey eyes. he has a gap in his two front teeth! his body is lithe and pretty skinny, noodly boy. he has a scar on his stomach. yes, you can kiss it, he will love that.

judas - black hair thats curly on top and shaved on the sides, dark brown skin, light greenish-hazel eyes. he has freckles but they're hard to see if you don't look closely. decently muscular but still a bit on the squishy side <3

aaron - medium length dark brown hair, tired pitch black eyes, tan skin, average build with a bit of muscle on him. he has beauty marks peppering his entire body and one of his teeth are chipped. it's a little bit of an insecurity for him.

dominic - curly black hair, brown eyes, light tan skin — kind of like the inverse of aaron lol? average build but he's closer to the skinnier side. he has a very distinctive birthmark on his face that he always gets a bit flustered over if people make comments about it.

nsfw below the cut, MDNI!

the boys don't really sleep with each other, but they have messed around a few times; especially aaron and dominic, given how long they've known each other (they were each other's first everything!). it's less of them being attracted to each other and more of them being a sort of stress relief for one another if two or more of them are in the mood. best friends help each other out!

mattias is the most likely to initiate something between himself and the other guys, especially if you're involved. he has a bit of an exhibitionism kink, purposefully trying to get it on with you in common areas with the hope that one of his friends will walk in on it and join. he's veeeery touchy, has the tendency to hump/grind against you through his clothes while you're making out because he wants you to feel just how worked up you got him. he likes it almost as much as the actual act of sex, in fact.

judas tends to avoid initiating anything as a whole, but if you come onto him or he's real pent up, he can and will drag you off to any private space he can find for you to share. he's into riskier settings — not in the way mattias is, though, he likes doing it in places you'd get caught in in normal circumstances (such as a park at night, a bathroom in a closed business, an abandoned building, etc etc). has a thing for making you make lots of noises. he loves hearing you say his name.

dominic is a massive voyeur, plain and simple. anything that has to do with watching you, whether that be watching you get railed by one of his friends or a video that one of them took for you, he's all for it. in the event that he walks in on you and one (or more) of his friends having some fun, he's content to watch — unless you ask him to join, of course! he's also very much into receiving. anything involving your hands or mouth on him is enough to drive him nuts.

aaron likes bondage and has a breeding kink, especially when jointed with one another. he loves tying you down and seeing how many times he can get himself to cum in you, muttering about how he's gonna knock you up one way or another (regardless of your gender, lest that makes you dysphoric). he also has a kink for marking of all types, whether that be hickies/bruises or literally marking his/his friend's names on your body. either way, he's taking pictures of you and sharing it to your groupchat later <3

all together, they work pretty well with one another. dominic's content to sit back and watch his friends have their fun with you, mattie and dom are likely the ones actually fucking you, and judas is probably recording the entire thing. the dynamic varies slightly when it's only two or three of them, but for the most part, they have an entire system on how they please you.

#🚬 the delinquents #lovesick | ocs #inbox | anons #inbox | intynidad #yandere x reader #yandere boy #yandere x you #yandere x oc #yandere smut #yandere nsft #yandere lemon #yandere boys #polyam yanderes #yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere nsft headcanons #yandere smut headcanons #im on a fuckin roll today

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eatmyassssssssz · 10 months

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Bestie

How do you think the 141 boys + könig dicks look like? And how big and thick they are. Please please please

Asking for a friend

No I'm not I'm asking for me cause I'm a hoe

lilsy poopoo face. of course i will do this for you. SO.

onto the lads.

okay, so, warning for all you anons out there that keep on telling me i should die for writing smut.

warnings: peni (plural for penis'), detail, a lot of it.

SIMON. 'ghost'. RILEY.

🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷

🍁 show-er or grower?

i believe good ol si is a grower. every single inch is used to it full potential though, don't you worry...

🍂cut or uncut?

uncut but would prefer to be cut but obviously is too late for that.

🌺 girth

the normal amount. i mean, the average is about 4.6cm in the uk, i think si has about 5.2cm. a little over but not by a stupid amount.

🌷 width

i honestly don't think hes packing as much as a horse as people say! i mean, it just don't make sense for this guy to be shclingin round a 12 incher like yall are sayin. i think its more 6.3 inches. the average is 5.7 (ish) so hes still packin more than average! thats when hes fully hard, his flaccid is about 4.7 inches.

🏷 extras:

i feel like hes had a piercing down there at least at one time. up to you if you want him still to have it, but i think he had, at one time, a jacobs ladder.

JOHNNY 'SOAP' MACTAVISH

🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼

🍁 show-er or grower?

show-er. i just..hes definitely a show-er, no one can change my mind.

🍂 cut or uncut?

cut. no doubt about it.

🌺 girth

normal girth, I'd say. about 4.6 inches. nothing special doesn't mean hes not special in bed.

🌷 width

now..i widly disagree with yall saying that soap's average. i think he's packing quite a bit. 7.3 inches.

🧼 extras:

he cums a LOT. like, a weird amount.

JOHN PRICE

🚬🎀🚬🎀🚬🎀🚬🎀🚬🎀🚬🎀

🍁 shower or grower?

grower. most. fucking. definitely.

🍂 uncut or cut?

people may disagree with me on this, but i think uncut. he vastly prefers it that way as well.

🌺 girth

HOLY FUCK HES A PUSSY STRETCHER. like, worryingly thick dick disorder. 5.9 inches.

🌷 width

nothing outside the norm, particularly. i mean, its just unfair to be very thick AND long...anyways, i dont care, price is shlingin it. 5.9 at least. 4.5 flaccid.

💰 extras: his cum is STICKY. very sticky.

KYLE 'GAZ' GARRICK

🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

im sorry i had to use the helicopters..

🍁 show-er or grower?

middle area. right inbetween.

🍂 uncut or cut?

cut. doesnt really like it though. much would prefer to be uncut but oh well, he works with it.

🌺 girth

not overtly girthy. 4.3. he makes up for it with his technique, ect.

🌷 width

hmmm a straight sixer. 6.0 inches. the perfect amount.

🚁 extras:

he had a happy trail but shaved it when he got with you. hes slowly growing it back as you begged and begged.

KÖNIG

👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕

his eyes are so pretty.

🍁 grow-er or shower?

hes just generally big.

🍂 cut or uncut?

i think uncut.

🌺 girth

hes a big lad, everythings a bit bigger. 5.7.

🌷 width

again, because he's 6'10, everythings a bit sized up. 6.8 inches!!

tags:

@lillianastuff @lucyisdoingfine @madamemelancholysstuff @mionacaped @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world @ashiscool10 @vangoghcoffeeco @southernbluebellereader

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yermes · 8 months

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PAC: 🚬

Achieving my bimbo vampire step mom aesthetic by: sleeping all day, picking up one of my besties even tho i’m so sick the sun hurts my eyes, cannot see, cannot hear so I am just playing all my shows and music on MAX volume as I slowly decay in the background. I GOT SICK AGAIN THIS TIME WITH AN EAR INFECTION 😭 and head cold. But hey theres going to be a super blue moon and a visible Saturn. What a vibe. Ruler of both Cap and Aqu it really depicts the veil which so gently divides the as above so below. It also has a great many other of Correspondences but in MY working on the 30th thats what my focus is on. To me saturn is like the collab between Bauer and Lululemon. Lets see how you as an individual represent duality in your own life.

Pick a meme

The cards

The Hierophant 🪦

Magus of the Eternal Gods, Vau, Nail

Honestly such a great card which represents both physical strength and none physical strength. As well as the macrocosm and microcosm. The microcosm which is reflected in man is just a small ecosystem of the divine which we can pick apart and associate with small aspects of the universe. Aka. Magic kinda. However with the divinity in man comes the primal in man. And while this card celebrates the divinity it reversed also represents the unorthodox vulnerable aspects of the individual. Connect the two. They do not have to be strangers.

Princess of wands 🚰

Venus in fire, firey aspect of earth, earth in the fires of aziluth, malkuth

The line between self love and self destruction is a FINE LINE and your ass is cutting it CLOSEEEEE. If you have to ask yourself: when does passion turn into arrogance. When does your zest for life make you broke asf and lead you to realize your zest may not have been so real at all but a delusion you under took for survival. When does the real and the fake collide and when do you recognize it?

The lovers 🕯️

Children of the Voice Divine, Zain, Sword

This card kinda sends me because it depicts Perseus saving Andromeda which yeah thats a cute love story. But are they in love or is that shit Stockholm syndrome. This card also has a strong connection to its opposite- the temperance. Basically big dawg love can go in any direction. You may be a stockholm syndrome delulu baddie who grows into love or it goes into disunion discord and all that ugly shit. Love can both create and destroy.

Princess of swords 🪜

Venus in air, earth in the air of Yetzirah, malkuth

Well it is human nature isn’t it? You can make and you can break and its all kind of the same when you think about it. When you put to much logic into it you almost lack that moral understanding because feelings almost cannot fit into your logical one track minded world view. While being free and creative you could also be stubborn and harsh which in time will dwindle your creativity. At your best you have many skills, talents, ideas. At your worst you are the conflict between earth and air. Insecure and at times not compatible with yourself. Open yourself up do not keep shutting yourself down.

Extras: I may have posted that extra ass thing abt piercing the veil but that is a lie I’m fr just trying to manifest some dick and get you an extra step daddy be blessed.

Tip Jar

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parablesystem · 4 months

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tumblr but it's just our system

⚠️ grocerystoremanager Follow

how am i the most responsible person here

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i just watched you eat an entire pint of ben n jerrys

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MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

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just made soup

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Why are you trying to kung pow penis me over soup

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I don't like emails

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i want to suck an email off silly style

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anyone know where i can get some good snacks around here

❄️ thenarrative Follow

try the shop down the street on the corner. do you ever think about walking away into the snow and never coming back

❄️ thenarrative Follow

who said that

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thanks

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they should invent a me thats warm and cozy

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i can help with that

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😳😳 how

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gonna scare @grocerystoremanager as a prank brb

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hopital

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theres a cat on my lawn guys brb

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Damn. The cat got him :(

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cant believe my husband ate all the ben n jerrys smh

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divorce wins🎉

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#parable speaks #plurality #system stuff #systemsillies #these fake posts are so fun. we Will be doing more btw #tw fire

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ratmans-notebooks · 4 months

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Actually here is an excuse to go off Abt thrashgrace; ur portrayal of their relationship is really interesting to me? Thrashers loves, adores scapegrace, and does not argue with his unkind gestures. Spacegrace loves thrasher, but is so. Mean to him? Citing ur 'he puts out his cigs on thrasher', I'm just really curious about what's going on with em how you portray them? /Genuine interest I might be bad at wording things

OKAYYYYYYYYY ^_^!!!!

obviously thrasher is obsessed with scapegrace in a crazy way everyone knows that. i think part of why he puts up with being treated like shit because even bad attention from scapegrace is still attention⭐ like in the beginning tgeres definitely weird magic zombie attachment there which is why he calls scapegrace "master" and "sir" but since scapegrace's urge to serve seemed to wear off after getting his brain moved around i must assume thrasher's did too. especially considering in book 9 he called scapegrace by his first name and suggested they be equals, which i dont think he would have done when he was still under the influence of necromancer magic. And! i think thrasher loved him separately from his instinct to serve him because none of the other zombies really gave that much of a shit about scapegrace. so thrasher was always a faggot, being zombified just skewed it in a creepy direction. <- that got really long. what im trying to say is thrasher has mental problem and if he doesnt get to follow around his favorite guy who hates him he'll DIE

as for scapegrace 🌠. well. he also has mental problem but completely in the other direction. And This Part Got Really Long so im putting it under a cut🙏

to understand scapegrace's relationship to thrasher we must first examine his relationship to everyone else he's ever interacted with. he spends his first few appearances getting beaten into a pulp, all his old friends hate him, and then he gets killed, and then he has to walk around with all his appendages falling off and he finds out he's going to rot to death and everyone tries to beat him up again, he's beheaded and thrown into a body he didn't want, everyone sexualises and misgenders him, and he has one moment at the very end of phase 1 where nobody is being mean to him because they need him to do that thing in the necropolis. nobody is nice to him ever and he has no friends and everyone is always whaling on him and nothing good happens to him for like. eight years. the difference between scapegrace in playing with fire and scapegrace in mortal coil is SO JARRING hes like a whole different (much worse) person which does tend to happen when you relentlessly run someones self worth into the ground for multiple years. all this to say, scapegrace's feelings about thrasher are an absolutely vile combination of envy, mistrust, possessiveness, aggression and repressed homoromanticism so all in all he's not really having a good time🌠 he hates thrasher because despite their similarities (general incompetency, talking too much, poor social skills), nobody else is as harsh on thrasher about it as they were on scapegrace. but! he likes having thrasher around because 1. thrasher worships the ground he walks on and 2. he gets to be an asshole to someone without fear of getting his teeth kicked in. and he can never ever ever let his guard down and be nice because if he shows weakness he risks losing his only source of positive attention and/or physical repercussion such as the above mentioned kicking ^. (he doesnt really but in his mind this is always a looming threat.)

In conclusion: scapegrace puts his cigarettes out on thrasher because thats the safest way for him to get close and thrasher lets him because the cigarette was in scapegrace's mouth at one point and that's basically kind of like kissing🖤🚬

#chuffing #thank you this was so fun. I spent an hour writing this #im so happy u think my portrayal is interesting🔥🔥🔥!!!#skulduggery pleasant #vaurien scapegrace #thrasher #thrashgrace #analysis

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yifftwiceplz · 4 months

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do one every ten lines :)

🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

big fan of dave (yifftwiceplz) and dave (dj-shitslot) basically looking in a mirror at each other at all times, younger self in awe of "older" self (its just that dj is a guardian / has more responsibility) and older self looking back at younger self fondly. thats the good shit. they dont make shit like that anymore but we do like you pass your 13 year old self on the street and your gut reaction is to light up and say oh my god i love you and your 13 year old self is like holy shit, the parts of myself i always wanted to shine through are right there plain as day, we made it

🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

dave wakes up in the afternoon and mostly just lounges around for a few hours. due to his audhd and dysfunction he cant do Anything in any day unless 1. it was preplanned a week in advance 2. he has his obligatory four hour Do Fuck All time. where mainly he smokes weed and listens to music loud enough you can hear it across the house (even though he's wearing headphones). and then once he feels like a person he'll have breakfast, shower, brush his teeth etc and focus on work

😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

it's so hard to make dave angry. maybe it was easier in sburb but he's genuinely a very happy guy. i specifically decided to RP him after i saw that smile on daves face on the lilypad i thought. my guy can heal now. so mostly any time he gets mad it's probably just that he's overstimulated. which is nebulous and random and hard to predict and he tries to grit his teeth and not show it until he snaps, which isn't ideal but he hates looking sensitive or asking someone to back off him in terms of actual real true anger - i dont think he feels it. maybe for a brief moment if someones attacking his friends - only a moment because immediately following that he's got his body and sword between them

🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

this bitch cant drive. bro never drove; they lived at the top floor apartment in a walkable neighbourhood what good would a car do yknow? bro had the hoverboard for any long distance trips actually it would be so moe of him to start skating again maybe i should do that. but anyway mostly he walks everywhere he goes. he FREQUENTLY forgets he can fly because thats like... a super power to him. to be used during a fight. but a long fly doesnt work as well as a long walk to clear your head if you have attention issues and mildly dissociate. hed end up in tennessee

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

oh boy definitely the drinking is his worst habit. it's well-managed but sometimes gets out of hand which is HARD to recognize because dave does not typo when he's drunk. he says roxy is either weak or faking it. striders in general are high dexterity builds so it doesn't matter if his eyes work or if he's coherent - them fingers are gonna find the keys. but he's also a fun drunk! he and roxy share that trait where you get a little booze in them and it's a little easier for them to laugh and open up and be confident in themselves so dave is really good at playing off being totally wasted with being totally charming. and it leads to people letting him drink more than he should quite frequently. luckily karkat isn't as fond of drinking as he is and has a keen eye for when dave is too far gone

hc + 🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

dave is very passionate about film/tv even with his limited "real" education on it, dude just has an eye for it. good editing / camerawork tickles him to death like in a reality show where the interviewee is oblivious to something and there's a slow camera zoom in... got him seal-clapping and kicking his legs in glee part of the reason he's always so busy and tired (which is hard to see because he's always online and blogging casually - that's just part of his process and he just responds to a couple things at a time) is he's such a perfectionist with his own videos. he will not hire an editor. no one understands his vision.

#ooc #lore tag #long post

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ezra-ezbezzlement · 4 months

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https://en.pronouns.page/@ezrussy28  SUP, im Ez or Sam. And also maybe Esme*, I’m not super sure. I'm pangender/genderfluid, toric. It’s safest to use they/them if you don’t feel comfortable asking how I’m feeling or any other reasons. (All of these are maybes, i could be bi and cis for all I know, but who does, thats for future Ez).

I'm "most likely ADHD, and probably somewhere on the Autism Spectrum" according to my phycologist.

My special interests (current and past) include: faeries, dnd, rocky horror, anything dragons, bears (the animal), dreamcore, art, and writing)

I love to draw, write, game🫦😎, and research any topics that interest me like some aspects of art and fashion history. There is always more research to research.

I also have an insatiable desire to go and live in a cottage in the woods and live my days as a fairy or forest creature only emerging to forage in the woods or for pride month. If anyone wants to come with I’d love to have you.

My irls include: @nova-the-killjoy, @nothingbutgog, @evethesieve, @percymcwercy, @mychemicalsharkjoy, and @rammmdal. If I missed any of you I’m sorry luvs.

If I ever actually use Tumblr it'll probably be just reblog stuff, but if I do post anything you can expect art or silly little polls that no one will pay attention to.

Also (fun fact), I am a MINOR. If you are an adult on my page who is being a creepy little goose (derogatory) then please leave, I am already in the process of blocking and reporting you. The same goes for anyone homophobic, transphobic, racist, anti-fat or if you don’t support Palestine in the current genocide in Gaza (if you are not aware of the situation over there I suggest you do some research, I myself want to do more research on the topic)

I am a white Australian.

I’m a ginger, if you insult me I will not hesitate to consume your soul, curse your bloodline and/or feed of your dreams. I have many theories about rangas so keep an eye out for those posts if u want.

I’m exploring my music taste and sense of fashion.

That’s pretty much all I want people to know about me or what I’ve seen in anyone else’s pinned posts.

NEW ART BLOG @samyoles-sketches!!!!!!

*@percymcwercy’s dad actually called me Esme one time and I had been thinking about a fem name for me and I loved it so yeah that might be a possibility.

✨💄💅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫦🚬🖤🌳🌲🍃🧚‍♂️🧌🍄🐝☕️🫖🏞️

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swiftfootedachilles · 5 months

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i got tagged by @softmick and @mikhailoisbaby to do this tag game wednesday friday

💟Name: great question!

#️⃣Age: 23

🗺️Location: east coast usa

🧥Do you own a robe? Describe it. uhh no but i used to steal my moms sometimes. its pink

☕️Do you have a favorite mug? Describe it. i only have like 1 mug and its this

🧣Do you have a favorite blanket? Describe it. i have 2 blankets i like one its giant the size of my bed qnd its grey and red plaid @smokeybones got it for me a few years ago and another thats not as wide and its black grey and white striped

🍵Coffee or Tea? tea coffee is nasty 😕

↳🔥🧊Hot or Cold? depends on the temperature or what kind. black tea ONLY iced, green and herbal almost always hot

🧦Fuzzy socks or Wool socks? dont think ive ever worn wool socks they sound uncomfortable. fuzzy

🧤Gloves or Mittens? gloves

🔥Fireplace or Campfire? campfire i like the smell and you can make smores

🌞🌜Sun or Moon? rn im feeling sun bc its been so cloudy and o havent seen her in a while

🍬Chocolate candy or Sugar candy? chocolate

🥐Sweet Pastry or Savory Pastry? sweet

🎃Peppermint or Pumpkin Spice? peppermint but more importantly peppermint mocha

🛏️Go to bed early or Wake up early? neither. bed early i guess

🥣Cold cereal in milk or Hot oatmeal? cereal 95% of the time

🍞Potatoes or Bread? hmmmmmm. bread. ive consumed too many potatoes in my life

And Finally…

🚬Gallagher or Milkovich? i plead the fifth

i think all my mutuals have done this already. but if you havent, you should‼️

#tagged #a.txt

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sugucidal · 10 months

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what’s your writing process like? also i’m so so excited for the next chapter of the neighbor story it’s so hot without feeling awkward and the writing is just perfect!

- 🧝🏾‍♀️

oh god. my writing process is a chaotic, organized mess. and it differs with each piece of work that i write. for this fic? first i start out with an idea and create a draft for it, then ill seek out my gfs opinion on it and if shes fw it, we'll start brainstorming together. if she's not into it, i force her to think of something and that gets my brain gears working to figure out the rest /hj 🦅🦅

so my standard process works like this:

come up with an idea and brainstorm for it

expand on what ive brainstormed

create an outline

expand on certain scenes included in the outline

write it all out </3

let me actually show you what my process looks like (as spoiler free as possible 💔):

first i start out with telling my gf my ideas (aka i word vomit), then she'll help me expand on them, suggest more ideas, dialogue, etc and ill adjust it to fit my preferences. im also biiig on visualization so i make sure to do research and find pics that can help me envision the scenes i want to write out!

then ill do a general summary for how i want the fic/chapter to play out. (also yes i use comic sans. makes my brain tingle 🦫)

then ill create an outline expanding on that:

then me or my gf will expand on any of the scenes that i have in mind:

and once we're happy with how its looking, i proceed with actually writing it all out 🚬🐟. ill have multiple drafts for one piece of work cause im always adjusting things, adding stuff, or changing my ideas—and things can get really messy so i try making it clean by creating new documents for it lol

something i also do that i suggest literally everyone who writes or wants to write, do as well—is jotting down any thoughts, scenes, or dialogue you come up with that you could use for later!! dont wait till you get to that particular scene in order to write for it. if you can write for it right now, you can use it later and it'll save you so much time.

(these are all dialogue that i may or may not use 🙇🏻‍♀️).

and that's pretty much what my writing process looks like ₍ˆ ̳ , ̫ , ̳ˆ₎. as for smut? thats a whole other different process.

#୨♡୧ — 𝒊𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝑬𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 #⸼ ׁ꒰ ᵃⁿᵒⁿˢ ꒱ ׁ⸼ 🧝🏾‍♀️#writing tips!#i guess i can call it that 🐿️#also thank youuu so much for the compliment n support <33

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deimosmadcomirl · 1 year

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wanted to make an about me for me n my sys as well as an about me for the blog! (we may edit this post often)

firstly, let me explain the blog and what its for!

this blog is mainly here for us to educate people about ug subs, talk to others about reality shifting, post about our system, and post mood boards for characters! everything will be tagged appropriately incase you wanna block out a specific tag so you can just browse through our other posts without seeing posts with that tag! ill add onto this post later with all the main tags were gonna use so you know what posts/topic will be in which tags! a quick warning about the blog! this blog will talk about sensitive topics, as a lot of ug subs revolve around sensitive topics! we may also have posts that could be considered 'sexual themes' as we do make and use subs for that stuff!

secondly, i guess were just the nevadan system?? idk we dont really have a solid name figured out but that works i think. our system really isnt that large, theres probably maybe less than 20 of us? though, youre probably just gonna see the madcom guys show up on the blog as the others dont really care for social media. we use quiogenic as our label as we dont exactly feel we fit traumagenic or endogenic. were bodily 18, but all our ages are different of course! boundaries depends on whoevers fronting

now, onto individual intros!

hi, im deimos, the one making this post! im the host and probably the main person to use the blog. my boundaries are mostly just dont act sexual around me when im age regressed (swearing is fine cause i grew up with swearing in my household) and please do not talk about my death/make purgatory jokes. it makes me very upset when i see anything relating to it. im an age slider and age regressor who slides/regresses between 4-18, but i usually stay between 15-18! i use he/they/clown/it pronouns and identify as a trans male, though i do use genderfluid as well to explain the way i present. im on the aro-ace spectrum, not sure what exactly, just know i dont experience romantic attraction the same way as others and sexual attraction is very limited, as well as pan n polyamorous! i use UG subs and am the main reality shifter here as the others dont front that often (though were working on that). ill sign off with 🚬 on posts!

the next person you may see often is hank! hes a trauma holder of ours, so please be gentle with him. his boundaries are just basically ask before any physical affection and dont flirt with them platonically or romantically as it makes them uncomfortable since hes taken. hank seems really cold and aggressive, but thats just his natural state! theyre about 39 (old ass man /lhj). he uses he/they pronouns and identifies as nonbinary. theyre on the aromantic spectrum as well as unlabeled n polyamorous. he is taken by doc and tricky. hanks mostly just here for giving advice as thats the thing theyre best at. theyll sign off with 🔪 on posts!

the last main person youll probably see is tricky! trickys a persecutor and can get a little aggressive, but it doesnt mean to! their boundaries are just no romantic flirting. honk tries to be very nice to people and loves making new friends! honks 69 but doesnt act like it. he uses it/honk/they/he pronouns and identifies as nonbinary! theyre bisexual and polyamorous! honks taken by hank and the auditor. it types in all caps as well as uses clown in place of me and i! sometimes it may shorten words like you to u and abbreviate things when possible. trickys here for moodboard/aesthetic related requests/posts! they love making those types of things. itll sign off with 🤡 on posts!

the other people that may potentially pop up are doc and dr. hofnarr, but theyre either antisocial or shy around strangers

tag list (will add as we use more/think of more)

deimos rambles - deimos rambling posts, talking bout whatever comes to his mind

nevadan system - posts about our system, updates on it, talking about new members, etc.

ug subliminal / ug subliminals - posts about ug subliminals, could be a ug sub of ours, one we think is cool, or posts talking about them!

mood boards - mood boards weve created or ones we think are cool!

#intro post #quiogenic system #reality shifting #ug subliminals #ug subliminal #system #endo safe #reality shifter #surfies dni

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zeldasnotes · 2 years

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ASTRO OBSERVATIONS XV🪐

These are my personal observations and not facts!

More observations on my masterlist

❥ Cancer DC might feel a need to marry someone from their childhood. They dont like the idea of a partner thats completely new to them, they are super nostalgic and need familiarity

❥ People with Chiron in the 1st house are extremely drawn to eachother. I know so many couples where both have this placement

❥ Pluto and Neptunians both know when a person is bad but neptunians might ignore the feeling while plutonians feel it so much they cant ignore it. Neptunians know it in a more subconscious way and plutonians are more aware of it. They both sense others energies but Pluto gets the f*ck outta there or gets rid of the person and neptune stays and gives the person a chance which they will later regret.

❥ Almost everyone ive seen with Mars conjunct Pluto have been hot and had a noticeable body

❥ If you are good looking and someone with Venus in Libra dislikes you then you have to be a really shitty person because it takes a lot for them to dislike someone whos good looking

❥ Ive noticed that a lot of Scorpio Moons are either chainsmokers or hate smoking🚬

❥ Leo Risings are really confident and naturally attract attention which can make other less confident people want to take them down a notch by saying mean comments.

❥ 8th house synastry makes the planet person obsessed with the house persons hidden side. They will cross a lot of boundaries to find stuff out about the house person and might talk about them a lot to other people. Might even lead to hacking into the others social media especially with moon and mars.

❥ Having Lilith in the same sign/house or Lilith conjuncting the same planet as someone else in the natal chart might lead to either hating eachother or loving eachother. You will see trough eachother and most likely have the same kind of secrets. The other person reminds you of your hidden self.

❥ Virgos can have the habit of almost forcing people to do things because they easily see what others need. It might seem rude but its because they want people to be their best. Im a Virgo myself and I almost forced my friend to go to the gym because she was always complaining about her body.

❥ Ive met a lot of Scorpio Venus people who have this Bonnie and Clyde fantasy. Thats why they also fall for bad people becasue they think they will be a team like Bonnie and Clyde, they also think that mean and bad people are more ”real” and genuine. They really need to get rid of this way of thinking because just because someone is bad doesnt mean they are deep or real. Some people are just shitty and that shouldnt be seen as mysterious.

❥Lilith dominant women might experience men only being nice to you when other women are not around and might act cold to you around other women to please them.

❥ People with Neptune 1st house looks so different all the time but its not just the face the body too. Some people will see them as skinny and some as curvy. This also adds to them being considered attractive by everyone since their looks changes to the person whos lookings preferance

❥ Mercury trine Ascendant is a really really good placement to have in a chart because it gives you the gift of timing when it comes to communication. It also makes you sneaky if you want to be. You instinctively know what people want/need to hear and you notice details. The way you communicate just sound so natural even if you are lying your ass off. And if you have this aspect combined with venus aspecting you mercury oh lord💀

❥ People with a lot of Lilith conjunctions or squares in a chart might experience issues with not being invited to gatherings and public events because Lilith rules being outcasted from society. Can also indicate feeling unwelcomed and stared at if they get invited so they might prefer not going. Their energy really fills up a room.

❥ Libras are vengeful because they need everything to be fair and they need justice. They want everything to be balanced so if you did something they need to do something too.

❥ If you dont know someones birthtime and you really want to know their rising sign try to imagine what house their Chiron/Lilith could be in. Whats their worst struggle? Are they extremely quiet and experience extreme competetiveness with their siblings and issues in their early school years? Probably Chiron or Lilith in the 3rd house. Do they hate ”insecure” people and try to act superconfident and arrogant and analyzes other peoples appearance a lot? Probably Chiron or Lilith in the 1st house then. I usually notice peoples Chiron and Lilith placement first.

MY ASTRO TIPS:

People with Neptune in the 1st house or Neptune/Sun aspects: find someone with their Moon in your 1st house, they will bring out your true self and are less likely to project on you.

If you are a heterosexual woman with a lot of Lilith/Pluto/Mars aspects you have probably experienced men being rude and intimidated by you, find a man with HIS Lilith conjunct YOUR moon. He will be comfortable with your lilith nature and are less likely to feel threathened.

Women with Moon/Pluto aspects: be mean back instantly when other women target you. NEVER be too nice. Also show other women that if they are rude to you once there is no coming back because women will be hot and cold towards you and might be nice one day and rude the next so show them you wont play along.

Scorpio Rising and people with Neptune in the 1st house: confront people who project on you because they will start to fantasize and make up all kinds of crazy stuff in their head otherwise. Tell them what they are doing because they dont understand it themselves. When they tell you that they didnt trust you or though you were a bitch when they first met you tell them ”Why did you think that without knowing me? Are YOU like that yourself?

Scorpio Midheaven/Pluto 10th house people: want to get rid of the stalkers? Ask them why the f#ck they are so obsessed with you and sound disgusted too. They dont realize how obsessive they are because they view you as a celebrity. They will be extremely ashamed when you ask and will step back to not seem like a creep.

Venus Square Neptune: ask someone close to you who you really trust what they think about your new partner since you wont be able to see their true nature yourself. Not saying you should leave if your friend dont like your partner, but atleast listen to what others have to say. Also try to imagine if you were someone else, what would you think of this person?

People with hard aspects to Neptune: please learn that not everyone should have access to you. Learn to have boundaries because a lot of people will use you if you let them.

#astro notes #astro observations #astronotes #lilith #astrology #lilith aspects #scorpio midheaven #neptune 1st #astrotidbits

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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 3 years

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How would La Squadra react with a cute, smiley person, but in the bedroom it’s like: second dom entered the chat

Would the others apart from Melone just find it really jarring or they go with the flow?

Hello! I saw your requests are open and thought of sending one, how about la squadra (separately) with an innocent looking s/o who thy discover actually loves to read filthy erotic fiction or erotic manga with explicit imagery and asks if they can recreate them during sexy times? haha thank you!!!

these r similar so i figured i'd combine them if y'all don't mind!!!! unexpectedly dom/kinky is a fave trope tho ohohoho

la squadra with a surprisingly freaky partner 😏

18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI

risotto ✂️

kind of like, marginally, passively surprised for 2 seconds and then just goes with it. he kind of digs it. most people wouldn't assume that he has a sub side or does in fact enjoy soft, vanilla sex, so he gets it. u balance each other out!

he's pretty turned on by a surprise dom. he likes that ur not intimidated to handle him and that no one would expect it from you two. he's pumped to be taken care of tbh

he'd definitely be interested in reading ur fave scenes (probably with u, which probably gets u both goin) and recreating them. he's very much into pleasing his partner, and if ur moaning and having the time of your life and telling him honestly that he's made it even better than u imagined, well. mark him down as smug AND horny

prosciutto 🚬

his eyebrows go up, and he's telling you with a low tilt to his voice that he didn't expect you to be so filthy. he's definitely interested and DEFINITELY turned on.

he'll sub for you if you prove your mettle as a dom. don't put up with his brat behaviour and get him moaning, and you're good as gold.

he's looking over your fave material with an even expression but in his head he's like holy fuck. cause it's STUPID hot that you wanna do this kinda stuff with him. he'll not just recreate it, but add embellishments with little things he knows you like. when he has a moment to spare, he'll stop and murmur in your ear about one scene or another, trail his fingers up your arm, and leave you hot and bothered for the rest of the day.

pesci 🎣

HE'S FLUSTERED, THATS FOR SURE. VERY VERY FLUSTERED. he's not complaining bUT HE DID NOT EXPECT THAT

he's not super hard into d/s stuff so he'll want you to go easy on him, but in the beginning he's definitely glad to have someone taking the reins. and even as he gains more confidence in your relationship and sex life, it's still really really nice to be taken care of!

he'll ask to see the stuff you're into and when he does he's squeaking and going red to the tips of his ears. he'd like to indulge your fantasies, but he's honestly worried he won't live up to them. reassure him; you wouldn't have asked if you didn't think he had it in him and he's fucking hot and that's facts! he'll make you happy no matter what cause he just makes you happy in general. your faith in him helps him find faith in himself and he ABSOLUTELY delivers.

formaggio 🧀

he's grinning and teasing. who woulda guessed, huh? you're so cute. he's definitely into it.

honestly it's pretty fun to just have you lay it on him and be lead around, he finds he really likes it and it sort of opens up a whole new expression of sexuality for him

he'll ABSOLUTELY pester you to see all your faves and he'll observe them with a low whistle. he's very enthusiastic about pleasing his partner and he'll go above and beyond for it, teasing you all the while cause he's making your dreams come true, hm?

illuso ✨

oh? this is interesting. will absolutely tease you, that he didn't expect his cute little partner to be so brazen. you're full of surprises.

he's pretty dominant himself so expect the two of you to vie for control, less in the tussling sense and more in the mind games sense, at least from his end. he'll hit you where it hurts (in the best way) to get you on your knees for him. but get him on his knees first and he's staying there.

he's already looking through the works/scenes you mentioned and planning, and he'll want to know exactly why it turns you on. he uses that in the moment to really amp it up for you. he wants to be in your fantasies, he's already turned on that you wanted to recreate them with him, and he's gonna show you an even better reality. he wants to hear you moaning his name.

melone 🍈

EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC AND HORNY. he LOVES that no one would expect it. everything new he learns about you just turns him on.

he's so excited to get fucking dommed, in whatever way you're inclined, gentle or harsh etc. he takes everything very well and he screams for you.

he's SUPER interested in learning all about your faves and will deep dive into them, asking all sorts of questions like what drew you to this particular scene or position etc. he's very methodical about it and he'll get creative with recreating them for you, putting a new spin on this or that to see what'll get you both moaning. he'd also love to share his own favorites with you, if you want to indulge in his fantasies too he'll be head over heels

ghiaccio ❄️

yea he's surprised, he's wondering how ur demeanor doesn't seem to line up, but to a dom he adjusts pretty quickly--to someone who wants to recreate erotica with him, he's really flustered.

he's a dom-leaning switch and he Will want to tussle for control sometimes, it's part of the fun. whoever manages to keep the other pinned down and get them moaning and spreading their legs further wins dom rights for the day. but he's also a pretty straightforward guy and he won't tussle if he doesn't really intend to try to win; if he wants to be subby, he's bending over for you.

he isn't sure what's worse (or maybe better, considering how turned on he is): reading what you've suggested by himself or with you. he's BRIGHT RED, that's for sure. there'll be times where he's muttering holy fuck and swallowing because the thought of doing this stuff with you, and that you specifically wanted to try it with HIM, is kinda making him lose his mind. he might be a bit awkward at first but then really settles into the role and gets you both moaning.

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

THEY'RE HAVING THE ABSOLUTE TIME OF THEIR LIVES. they love their adorable third so much, and finding out there's a freak beneath that sweet exterior? it absolutely gets them goin, they love a surprise like that and love that no one else would've guessed

they're crazy fucking switches. they will love to both challenge you for control or get on their hands and knees for you, as long as you can handle them. hell, maybe you'll make a game of who can be the better dom while one subs. or work together and utterly wreck either of your boys. they'll definitely want to test what they can get away with as subs, especially if you're domming both at the same time. keep them in line, and they'll go crazy for you.

you are getting the teasing of a LIFETIME from those two, whispering in your ears like devils on your shoulders about how depraved you are. all the time with the teasing. they're thrilled to read with you and you all probably end up fucking on the open pages before you can even get to the actual recreation cause they're so turned on by you. they definitely put unique spins on it and will want to make you cum as many times as you can handle. anything for their beloved third 😏

#THANK U BOTH FOR THE ASKS #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #sorbet #gelato #not safe fw #vento aureo #ask

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museenkuss · 2 years

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love all the perfume talk! im thinking about getting a mens perfume for myself but one thats not too obviously 'masculine' aka that doesnt smell like an axe ad. which mens perfumes do you know that are on the 'softer', less strong side? what are your favourite 'masculine' notes?

hi sweetheart!!

Firstly - I love male fragrances!! My first experiments with perfume were actually me sniffing my way through the male fragrance aisles when I was younger because I was after a more unisex look :')

In general, I think male fragrances can fall into the categories leathery/smokey/old-fashioned, fresh/citrus-y/cool and sweet/warm/extravagant. You rarely get purely floral notes, but other than that, there is an overlap between male and female fragrances when it comes to what notes are used, which makes it a little easier to know what to look for. Personally, I'm more of a gourmand/sweet/woodsy type, so I usually prefer notes like sandalwood, vanilla, cocoa, maybe a hint of patchouli. When it comes to scents that aren't too overwhelmingly masculine, I personally think (or used to think? I'd have to check again), that fresh or warm notes work best. Here are some scents that I personally find rather pleasant but not too overly masculine (or, you know. masculine but in a very sexy way)

☕️Warm-Sweet🌹🚬

Égoïste by Chanel (brazilian rosewood, coriander, mahogany, sicilian mandarin // cinnamon, damask rose, carnation // sandalwood, tobacco, vanilla, leather, amber) cinnamon-warmth with roses and a kiss of woodsy notes. eccentric, egoistic, hot.

Love Affair Homme by Eisenberg (white flowers, black currant, tea, pink pepper// rose, jasmine, violet // heliotrope, musk, sandalwood, amber) powdery-floral, a rather feminine opener with a kiss of masculine darkness. romantic, sensual.

La Fin du Monde by État Libre d’Orange (popcorn, black pepper, roasted sesame // freesia, cumin seed, iris absolute // gunpowder accord, ambrette seeds, sandalwood) an almost old-fashioned, gentlemanly scent sweetened by popcorn. creamy-powdery notes sharpened by gun powder.

Fat Electrician by État Libre d’Orange (black pepper, elemi rezin // cedarwood, vetiver // opoponax, myrrh, vanilla orpur) warm, creamy-sweet with luxurious wooden notes. .

🌬Fresh-Modern🌊🍋

Acqua di Giò by Armani (lime, lemon, bergamot, jasmine, orange, mandarin orange, neroli // sea notes, jasmine, calone, peach, freesia, hiacynth, cyclamen, rosemary, violet, coriander, nutmeg, rose, mignonette // white musk, cedar, oakmoss, patchouli, amber) fresh, light with a hint of flowery notes and a taste of sea foam. a Mediterranean summer, a modern classic.

Bleu de Chanel (grapefruit, lemon, mint, pink pepper // ginger, nutmeg, jasmine, iso e super // incense, vetiver, cedar, sandalwood, patchouli, labdanum, white musk) a balance of citrus and wooden notes, a hint of sophistication with a youthful touch.

L'Eau by Kenzo (Yuzu, Lemon, Green Pepper // water notes, lotus, water mint, green notes // white musk, cedar) truly a splash of water - very fresh, very light. aquatic, aromatic.

♟Encore🌰🍿

Some others that I've been dying to try but haven't yet..

Burberry London (cinnamon, lavender, bergamot // leather, mimosa // tobacco leaf, guaiac wood, opoponax, oakmoss)

Scandal pour Homme by Gaultier (clary sage, mandarin orange// caramel and tonka bean // vetiver)

Ultra Male by Gaultier (pear, lavender, mint, bergamot, lemon // cinnamon, caraway, clary sage // black vanilla husk, amber, patchouli, cedar)

A*Men by Mugler or A*Men Pure Malt (both promise to be very sweet, with caramel or tobacco notes)

(on that note: if you have female fragrances you like, you can check if that brand offers male fragrances as well, maybe even male "versions" of certain fragrances. Those should be similar in vibe)

#ask #november 2021 #the way I tried to find the cinnamon stick emoji.... we NEED it.#in general I love ELdO for the unisex quality of their perfumes. All the reviews for the male fragrances calling them unisex or going --#'too feminine' etc -- COWARDS!!! sorry you're scared of being absolutely irresistible :(

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An IkeVamp matchup for @shenevertricks1831

Hey! Can I ask for an Ikevamp and/or ikerev match up, plz! I'm bi, sagittarius sun, virgo rising, libra moon, 5'2, chubby/curvy w/ great boobs, I have longer brunette hair w/ peekaboo highlights (they've been every color, but currently pink), brown eyes, glasses/contacts, 7 piercings & 26 tattoos. I'm very empathetic & have sever anxiety, it takes me awhile to warm up around new people and be myself.. I'm a Ravenclaw thats hates to read, but I love learning & know tons of trivia, I'm also very creative. I love to laugh & like to go to the bar & do karaoke. I drink & smoke bud or hookah. I'm very into the witchy aesthetic & collect skulls, taxidermy, crystals, & plants; I also practice the craft & love to make spell jars for people. I live for Halloween & enjoy all things macabre! I am also very sex positive & rather adventurous in bed lol. My love language is giving and receiving gifts. That is all I can think of right now to add about myself. Thank you so much in advance, totally appreciate you doing these, sorry it got long..

Thank you so much for the request! ❤ Dw abouut it being long. It just lets me make a more accurate decision on who to match you with!

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I've decided to match you with...

🚬 Leonardo da Vinci! 🚬

When you meet

He finds your appearance fascinating and becomes really curious to learn more about you straight away since tattoos and piercings other than ear piercings wouldn't have been all that common

He doesn't approach you immediately though

Judging by your interactions with the other residents he could tell that you weren't one to open up too quickly and started off by just starting a normal conversation with you to make you feel more comfortable since, I mean, you did just find out that you're staying in a mansion of vampires-

He very quickly becomes a kind of safe space for you because he just gives off that kind of vibe

Like, it's really difficult not to trust him

Hanging out/ getting to know each other

He's always around to help you get out of awkward situations with the other residents and quickly get you out of it the second you give any indication of feeling anxious or uncomfortable if you no longer want to continue the conversation

The second he finds out that you enjoy collecting things within the witch aesthetic, he starts leaving you little gifts like crystals and plants in the mansion for you in places that he knows that you're going to find them

He's lived for ages and has definitely collected his fair share of random objects

He's even more intrigued when you finds out you actually practice the craft

The two of you will often be seen discussing it because it isn't something that he's really been able to learn much about considering the attitudes towards it

You often go on little outings into the forest areas around the mansion and become practically inseparable really quickly

The two of you probably know each other better than the other knows themselves

You're most definitely smoking buddies

He was initially hesitant to let you continue snoking but ended up relenting (he he just can't say no to you)

Makes you a hookah machine (I had to google what this was because my family just calls is Shisha so I was lost there for a second)

Comte scolds you about it all the time but you just ignore him most of the time

Leo will just pull out a cigarillo while you both look at Comte with raised eyebrows

(Comte still hasn't given up just yet though-)

He makes you hair dye if you ever want tii change up your look (he let you add blue streaks to his hair once. They suited him strangely well)

You go on bar 'dates' quite often and he loves to see you get mildly frustrated over the fact that he cannot get drunk

(Belive me, we all want to know what kind of stuff he would get up to while drunk)

When the two of you (finally-) get together

It's definitely a slow process becauee of the whole vampire thing

It was probably an accidental confession while he was calming you down at one of Comte's friend's balls after you'd gotten overwhelmed

You naturally both reprocriated each other's feelings but it was still a vary hesitant relationship at first but the two of you have a really intimate and playful relationship after you clear up the pureblood issue

The two of you are in the middle with PDA in your relationship leaning more towards being more open to it

It's more lingering kisses and cudding in random places

He melts whenever you just let him lay in your lap and play with his hair when the two of you are in his room

You're just so soft and small to him

You remind him of a cat

(Lumiere has kind of just become your son at this point)

He just wants to, like, hold you...

In his arms...

Forever...

He's touch starved okay?

As much as he loves being loved he makes a point to show you that he loves you as well

This is the renaissance man, the man who gave us the initial blueprints and plans for airplanes

He literally does a bit of everything so, knowing how mucb things like gifts mean to you, he'll make you something

Sometimes he'll buy you something but he prefers to give you something like a painting that he's done or a wooden sculpture because they're just more meaning full to him

Or he will just buy something before taking it apart and making it into something new for you

His heart feels like it's going to jump out of his heart whenever you give him something because you know exactly the kind of things he likes (probably better than he knows-)

He'll always praise/thank you for anything you give him often with kisses or genuine heartfelt hugs because he's not used to stuff like this

Sometimes these have escalated into something more- (I mean, this is Leo, what would you expect?)

I mean, he needs to show his cara just how much he loves her

With his body of course, on the occasion

The fact that you're shorter than him is an advantage too

Makes everything easier for him especially when he's feeling jealous when the residents of the mansion are being a little too friendly with youYour height is just an advantage to him because he can lift you and carry you that much easier especially when he's feeling jealous when the residents of the mansion are being a little too friendly with you

Doesn't get jealous easily but always makes a point to shower you with gifts when he does

(He could honestly be worse than Comte with the gifts when he's jealous-)

Making full on dresses for you for balls to show you off

He knows what he's doing and he knows exactly what to do to make you look even more amazing than you usually do

(He's been alone foor ages, let him spoil you, okay?)

You can practically hear the angry seething of all of the women (and men) that have also fallen for Leonardo's charm in the background-

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I hope this was good enough for you and thank you so much for the request! ❤🥰

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