#the kiddos.

[the-distortion-prince]

Bap bap bap ! -a

. alright. i'll make one exception for you kiddo. no one else though.

#the kiddos. #the spiteful and adorable fox pokemon (akari) #asks.

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway' #you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

[redsray]

i think one of my favourite parts about the "Jason has an army of kids in Crime Alley that will do anything to protect their protector" HC is that they absolutely would inherit all of his 'little shit' traits. they'd throw the other Bats off course on purpose. Dick, trying to find Jay: Have you seen Hood, by any chance? Kid: Sure I did. 'e's gone to the ice-cream store down in th'Narrows. He buys us ice-cream, sometimes. Dick: okay, thanks kid! (backflips away) Dick: Dick: there's no ice-cream store near the Narrows. Tim, just walking by Crime Alley: The kids, throwing rocks at him while Jason watches in amusement:

#batfam #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #they'd also put stickers on his helmet sometimes #he pretends not to know #he's just as intimidating w them i promise you #dick: do u get along with jason kiddos #tim: no they bit my ankles once. they're funny tho #tim drake

[muffinlance]

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

#you're doing it son you're using your words #new life strategy: stare the thing that upsets you dead in the eye #and chant #ANGER #if it's half as freeing as kiddo makes it look you'll soon feel amazing

[muppetfreak]

Mr. Riordan, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.

#seriously tho what an amazing thing for an author #to get to revisit your series years later #and get to make all the tweaks now that you know exactly where the story is going #to go back with your theme crystalized in your head and say 'ok now this time on purpose!' #kiddo and I are enjoying the PJO series immensely #love demigods #wish adhd was real #now excuse me while I add 9 billion tags #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo #rick riordan #percy jackson and the olympians #disney+ #pjo series #percy jackson tv show #does this need to be tagged as a spoiler? I don't feel like it does #the suggested hashtag being spelled wrong is just *chefs kiss* #love that for us #anyway if this needs another tag tell me

[lilislegacy]

*percy controlling akhlys’ poison to use it against her and choking her on her own tears and saliva*

annabeth: never do it again. never do anything like it again. i’m begging you

many years later

*percy and annabeth’s teenage children being held at knifepoint by enemies, seconds away from being killed*

annabeth: percy, do it

#percy: kiddos close your eyes okay? #the thing is #he did it to protect annabeth but in her eyes that awful sight wasn’t worth her life #it looked so evil and twisted #but if her children are in danger then there are no longer limits #she will gladly watch percy suck the blood from their eyes and mouths before she lets her children die #do NOT mess with their kids #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percababies #heroes of olympus #the house of hades #house of hades #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #dark!percy #dark percy #riordanverse #pjo headcanons

[pocket-dragon]

not nearly enough Mama K content, GIVE THAT WOMAN A CHILD!

#TFW u get back from hell and find out you have a toddler #the kiddos name is robin btw #her other mom is my half-elf bard tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Karlach #karlach cliffgate #so anyways dont wear jewlery around grabby babies #Oc #dnd #baldur's gate 3 #comic #not me trying to figure out how to draw toddlers #Mama K #Robin

[moonjellybeans]

"Be careful venturing too deep, darling, things aren't always what they seem in the dark..." I remember reading a note in one of the art books that the eels' body is luminescent since they live in the deep sea and I just...went a little out of control again and my victim is Jade.

This was so HARD, I don't draw underwater things, but I think this turned out really nice <3 I especially had fun adding the speckles to Jade's body.

#artwork #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #jade leech #merman #twst jade #I love the eel boys so much #fun fact : I got my 6 year old kiddo into twst #the eels are her favourites too #especially Floyd because she likes his laugh

[tenshiangle]

The PJO fandom is reaching collective insanity trying to find any sign of two miserable italian children… this shit is harder to find than the One Piece 💀

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #if any of the clips/images we found aren’t it then idk where it could even be tbh #please i just want to see my kiddos #or hear them

[ottitty]

Mens tits. You agree. Reblog.

[Gif ID: A gif with glittery blue text that reads "stop tagging this with underage characters holy fucking shit" End ID]

#pink sauce #ottie's biggest hits #since ive been informed people are being weird #i meant to do this a min ago but #mdni #since the kiddos are not taking a hint> #18+ #nsft

[c-kiddo]

i know you guys have no idea what this even is but i would like to show everyone these drawings by the scavengers reign animation supervisor francisco m. magalhaes . lmao

(link)

#this one of azi yelling at kris is so me fr i need her to explode #kiddo say #described #scavengers reign #barry my autism son :''' ) #scavengers reign spoilers

[the-distortion-prince]

Alright. Obligatory pinned post.

just gonna. copy some shit from. my pluralkit page. so.

⪼ Name. uh. Cyrus. Cyrus Stone.

⪼ 30 years old. a normal not old age to be.

⪼ pronouns He/Him. Bisexual and Trans.

⪼ my source is a uh. Pokemon AU. so yknow feel free to ask. about. my fucked up family tree.

⪼ system Co-Host. only functional member. of said system. others might show up from time to time though. we use emoji codes. but i'll explain whose who. when needed.

⪼ system host wont promo his blog here. but will also show up occasionally.

⪼ Favourite Pokemon. No particular order: Murkrow/Honchkrow, Sneasel/Weavile, Hisuian Zorua, Zubat/Golbat/Crobat, Spritzee, Litten, Giratina, Camerupt, Cufant, Golisopod, Gible, Dartrix, Espurr.

⪼ Dark and Flying type trainer.

⪼ boundaries are just. uh. warnings for. posting about. Nihilego. Rayquaza. Volo, that whore. the Sinnoh Elite Four. no weird shit about Cynthia either. general rule is no. weird fucking comments. about any of the people i post about.

⪼ DNIs dont do anything, but. i'll block freely if i come across anyone meeting the criteria i have. do you get to know it? nah.

⪼ although. our system is mixed in origin. but we support endos wholeheartedly. so fuck off anti endos.

Tag directory.

alot of my tags. will store things related to people. pokemon that remind me of them. general images. posts. you get it. i dont owe anyone an explanation. i just talk too much.

Tags for People I Know:

➬ anything tagged with. any of these emojis

#🐕🕸️🐇🎨🐝🌒🔥🎒☁🧸

followed by - roommate means. im talking about someone else. in the system. or they're posting to my account. no im not gonna tell you who they are. im hoping most of them know their fucking place (Light hearted).

➬ #zoroark in the cave (Susie) < Susie.

➬ #the pokemagical girl (pom) < Clover.

➬ #the spiteful and adorable fox pokemon (Akari) < Kari

➬ #the contest queen of Hoenn (Lisia) < Lissi

➬ tags for other people. will be added. as necessary.

General Tags:

➬ #gender hoard. < for my genders.

➬#saying shit recreationally. as a sport < ramblings.

➬ #brothers across time. < posting about my brothers.

➬ #my dumb gay dads. < posting about my dads.

➬ #cicis tag. < posting about Cynthia, my sister.

➬ #short queen. < posting about my girlfriend.

➬ #this isnt yaoi. < posting about my. yeah.

➬ #the kiddos. < posting about my kids. i have. a fucking few.

➬ #bird bird bird bird. < murkrow. and honchkrow.

➬ #little guys. big guys. just guys. < posting about my other favourite pokemon.

➬ #tina that whore. < about Giratina.

➬ #evil shitheads < general posts. about the evil team leaders.

➬ #kinnie shit. < for my. kins or whatever.

➬ #yep. that sure is me. < guess who this tags for. (Light Hearted).

#pinned post #introductory post #gender hoard. #brothers across time. #my dumb gay dads. #cicis tag. #short queen. #this isnt yaoi. #the kiddos. #bird bird bird bird #little guys. big guys. just guys. #tina that whore. #yep. that sure is me. #evil shitheads #saying shit recreationally. as a sport. #kinnie shit.

[pigdemonart]

GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?

Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.

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Important bonus:

#bowuigi #bowser #luigi #mario #smb #super mario bros #bowser junior #koopalings #my art #comic #like you know bowser only put on his loud outfit and brought the kiddos to passively annoy mario even more #like what would be more annoying…being a dick or actually turning out to be a good boyfriend #there is no winning…and mario is but a steamed roma tomato #also dont ask me how bowser puts on a suit…its canon he can and does when he feels like it!!! #he is a turt who accessorizes……

[saetoru]

ok i know we always talk about girl dad satoru but imagine boy dad satoru and his lil gentlemanly lessons.

it happens for the first time when you go to take your seatbelt off and get out of the car as soon as it’s parked, but there’s a little voice from the back saying “wait mommy! wait!” and satoru’s nodding like “yeah, wait mommy!” with a knowing grin. you watch him get out of the drivers seat and jog over to help your son out of his car seat before they both make their way to your door. it’s teamwork: satoru opens, and your son holds a tiny hand out for you as he says, “hold my hand mommy, don’t fall!” you walk with satoru trailing behind you both, smiling in amusement as he tells your son “remember kiddo, we never let mommy open her own doors!”

and from then on it’s always a small squeal of “no! mommy stop!” when you’re about to sit down, just so they can jog up and pull the chair out for you and push you in once you’re seated. there’s that routine “after you, mommy!” when he lets you out the door first because it’s always ladies first, of course. there’s always a strict, “mommy’s cold! give her your jacket” you hear thrown at satoru with tiny hands on hips that makes you giggle as satoru shrugs off his jacket with a huff from being scolded. sometimes, there’s a “for you mommy!” before a small bundle of flowers is pressed to your hand as satoru grumbles from the back that he paid, so he should be able to give it to you.

you can’t help but pick your son up every time and kiss his cheeks, grinning as you murmur, “what a sweet little gentleman i have to take care of me.”

and satoru’s always pouting, always standing in the back as he whines out a petulant, “i taught him all that! what about me?”

so you kiss him too—because he treats you just as good, teaches your son to be even better, in fact. and you love your boys, and they never let you forget they love you too.

#:’) #he’s like #‘remember to always tell mommy how beautiful she is okay?’ #and ur lil kiddo is nodding in agreement all serious like ‘yeah mommy pwetty’ #shorts.

[father-killjoy]

The kiddos <3

#my kid Engie sketch has been plaguing me so I had to draw him again #this time featuring kiddo scrout :3 #ya ik they’re different ages in canon #but may I counter that argument with my own: #I wanted to draw them 😌 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress fanart #tf2 scout #engineer tf2 #my art #digital art

[rustic-space-fiddle]

✨Father Bruce and Nightmare-Child Dick✨

#you know Dick was a little punk #kiddo grew up in the circus #normal kid activities are LAAAAAAME #dc comics #Bruce Wayne #dick grayson #Batman #batman and robin #Robin #dc fanart #batman fanart #batfam #art #fan art #digital art #sketch #procreate art #artists of tumblr #rustic space doodles