Jane: *cant find Lisbon *
Jane: Oh I know what to do
Jane: *gets on chair and cups his hands* “Lisbon is a very bad detective!”
Lisbon: WHO THE- Who said that? JANNNEE!”
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Bard: How did you get Rogue to co-operate with you?
Warlock: I threatened to reveal their dark secret.
Bard: Which is what?
Warlock: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
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you and me both patrick
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The color wheel challenge except I didn't ask anyone for characters and drew all of my favourites instead. Also known as the blorbo summoning circle
Under the cut for character information
All of these guys live rent free in my brain and if you like more than half of them we are, by law, obligated to become friends
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Meme #122
Anime: Dr. Stone
Characters: Senku Ishigami, Gen Asagiri
THINGS TO DO TODAY
WAKE UP.
SURVIVE.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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Steve: I told you about this last week. Your memory is terrible.
Eddie: My memory is a mighty fortress Steve, from which, no fact ever escapes once committed… Now when you tell me boring things, I set 'em free immediately. Saves overcrowding
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Me going to bed:
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Some lawyer: I could make one phone call and your place in the avengers is toast.
Bucky: That's impressive.
Bucky: The best I can get from a phone call is a pizza.
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worst of both worlds
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found a wild @lisbonsteresa tweet while scrolling through pinterest lmao
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I made a meme some time ago and now decided the world has to see it.
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