#the terror crack

[queenmeriadoc]

The Terror Brainrot crack

#the terror #the terror amc #the terror brainrot 2023 #the terror crack

[dwyntwo]

Imagine this. The stadtwatch finds a tunnel underground somewhere in Ketterdam. They're like "Wtf is this doing here", climb in and follow the tunnel, thinking it's leading them to an underground crime syndicate or something, only to find Kaz freaking Brekker at the end of it with a shovel in his hand. They just stare at him for a moment and he stares back until he eventually says "Leave" with his appalled, scratchy ass voice as if they just broke into his living room and invaded his privacy. The stadtwatch officers are entirely confused and unsure how to handle this situation, so they just awkwardly retreat, one of them even mumbles a "Sorry".

Kaz turns back to his work shaking his head, being all like "The NERVE of some people"

#i've been cracking myself up with this for ten minutes now #like what do you do when you follow a tunnel and find a petulant teenager at the end of it who has been terrorizing your city #kaz brekker #incorrect kaz brekker #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[just-a-lidle-creacher]

alice dyer: does anything ever

me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!

#tma #shitpost #tmagp #tmagp alice #also for gwen because she is so transfem to me #alice dyer #the magnus protocol #tmagpod #tmagp vague #god she’s so my fave #she’s so silly to me #crack post #yes i made up terrorize trespass transgenderism what of it #i’m making it a thing

[jurassic-cunt]

jfj wants that old man to raw him

insp.

#choosing to believe that up until then francis was as polite to james as he could be bc he wants sir john to approve bc he wants to marry #his niece but he just couldn't stand hearing that stupid story AGAIN and he cracked lol #fitzier #the terror #jurassic-cunt

[vildo]

Mirror Sarek hating Kirk for seducing his son

#star trek #star trek tos #james t kirk #captain kirk #jim kirk #spock #mr spock #spirk #star trek: tos #st tos #star trek the original series #tos #balance of terror #tos spirk #star trek spirk #kirk x spock #kirk/spock #tumblr trash #shitpost #crack

[taurgo]

I for real want a moment at some point where Riz just opens his briefcase and lets loose ultra Baron on an enemy

#fhjy spoilers #like can you imagine endgame battle and he cracks that badboy open and an absolute night terror comes out? wild #baron from the baronies #fhjy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

Tales of Terror; The Black Cat (1962) dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #peter lorre #tales of terror #the black cat #edgar allan poe #horror #horror anthology #wine #wine tasting #funny faces #i love this scene so fucking much #vinny is as cute af #and peter is just cracking up #these two istg #fortunato luchresi #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs #bicon #bisexual #god vinny is so sexy in this movie

[evilkitten3]

atla crack au where zuko and azula burn the palace down as kids (like 12 and 10, respectively, pre-banishment but post-grandpacide), run away to avoid consequences, and somehow end up "discreetly" living in the abandoned fire nation ship in the south pole ("discreetly" is a word which here means "all the adults know they're there bc they have massive arguments every other day, and when hakoda's nearby he "drops" things that might be useful")

ozai ends up blaming the palace fire on iroh and banishes him. he must capture the children to regain his honor (translator's note: this is adult speak for "get their asses back here so i can ground them for the rest of their lives")

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #azula #fire siblings #somehow despite having lived isolated on a wrecked boat for four years they manage to still be spoiled brats when aang shows up #ozai is significantly less evil bc a) crack au and b) the burning zuko's face off never happened #like he still kinda sucks but he hasn't crossed the line from throne usurper to child mutilator just yet #azula spends half a minute trying to find a way to blame the fire on zuko before realizing that half the flames are blue #the plot twist is that they actually weren't (fully) responsible for the destruction #ursa did it #she chose terrorism ok #jet is her accomplice #like he hates that she's fire nation but damn if she's not good at what she does #jet: ok so how're we gonna get your children out before we- #ursa: fuck them kids #jet: ...dope let's do this

[slow-burn-sally]

#the terror #crack

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

No no—I think I’ve created something truly profound here and the answer is 42. 

#jensen ackles #don't feed the stans after midnight #spn fandom crack #spn fandom humor #shipping #shippers #wincest shippers #destiel shippers #non-shippers #i made this after seeing the terror in the eyes of The Boys fans #tinhats #spn charts

[queenmeriadoc]

The Terror Brainrot crack

#the terror #the terror amc #the terror brainrot 2023 #the terror crack

[penelopwgarcia]

the republic: don't worry we've sent our best backup team

*a 19 year-old with anger issues and reckless behaviour with a 14 year-old more impulsive than the older one*

#nah seriously the jedi council seriously choose two teenagers for their anti terror team im cracking #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #SHE WASN'T EVEN ON THE PLANET #god i hate this franchise #tcw #the clone wars #star wars tcw

[paradisepoisoned]

Your tags said that your legacy is Matt's mom? Tell us about her!

This is Jezebel Madeleine Jeevas (but due to the creative cruelty of school children she’s been called Jizzabel one too many times so you can just call her Maddie.)

Idk if people want my full shitty backstories for the Wammy kids but let’s just say that 80% of her problems probably could have been solved if teen mom was a show in the 90’s and that she was the shittiest stripper and con woman the western hemisphere has ever seen.

She loved her son/partner in crime very very much.

Much love to @neallo and @fruitynear for letting me scream about characters that don’t exist.

Lemme know what you guys think and If you want the whole back story

Should I draw Mello’s mom next?👀

#just a single mom and her chuckie finster looking ass child terrorizing all of Florida #some say Roberta is still out there somewhere looking for vengeance to this day #mail jeevas #can you tell i put more effort into one than the other lmaoao #death note #death note Matt #death note headcanon #wammys house #wammy kids #wammys boys #death note fanart #my art #death note headcanons #she’s everyone’s favorite crack smoking coke snorting cock sucking ho

[abrahamvanhelsings]

imagining the things graham gore could and would have done to edward little's cervix had he lived a little longer

#man of unparalleled confidence good grace and good humour versus god's perfect little sub who's always trying his bestest #joke post but im something is cooking in my brain abt their potential dynamic actually. #there's some real potential between them i know it. ned's awkwardness and sense of duty versus graham's natural charm and grace #and overall stability as a person. they could be something to each other #< making things up about men who never interact where we see them do it #the terror #you say to me 'curry you're just describing jfj' no see jfj is half a front hiding deep seated insecurities #gore on the other hand. i think of him as a man who was rly completely at ease w/ himself and his position in the world #ned would be like admiring him feeling a little inferior probably #and gore would be like you're kind of awkward but in a cute way and you have a good heart ill take u under my wing. ur better than u think #going to stop now nobody cares abt this crack ship lmao. but i do

[clandestinegardenias]

Because @atkeks is having a bit of a rough day, a snippet of the fic I'm writing inspired by our joke that Sir John asks Francis and James to kiss and make up.

[...]

“Actually, a moment, gentleman,” Sir John calls. James feels as if his stomach has dropped to his ankles. He would very much like to go back to his cabin and sit with his head in his hands for a short while. It has been a trying morning. 

“One must always demonstrate love and understanding to one’s brothers, which all of the men on this ship are bound to be,” Sir John continues, “Before you go, it would please me greatly to see you kiss and make up.”

James had not thought Sir John a man of a particularly humorous inclination. 

He attempts to force a chuckle in response to this sorry attempt at a joke, struggling for several long seconds before the silent anticipation building around them begins to convey that, perhaps, Sir John was not joking after all. 

James nervously glances sidelong at Francis, who, he finds, is not laughing either. 

In fact, he looks downright murderous. Not in the usual way, however, and it surprises James to discover that he knows Francis’ various expressions well enough to make the distinction. This is not the look Francis fixes James with when they fight. That look is red, hot, mobile, alive. This look, right now, is its antithesis. It is pale, cold, and far, far more dangerous. 

It occurs to James that, perhaps, this is what Francis looks like when he is well and truly angry. 

Which suggests, oddly enough, that he has never once in their entire acquaintance been well and truly angry at James. 

As James is having this world-bending revelation, the silence is broken by Sir John’s sudden, booming laughter. 

It was, in fact, a joke after all. 

James experiences the strange sensation of simultaneously dizzying relief mixed with some strange dampening feeling for which he cannot account. He had been in the first, wobbly stages of imagining kissing Francis on the cheek, and finds that he mourns the death of the image.  

He manages a weak chuckle, glad that they are at least back on familiar ground, and shoots a wry smile at Francis beside him only to find that Francis is still not laughing. Not even the slightest hint of a smile graces his face. If anything, he looks angrier than ever. 

If James could bore a hole into Francis’ head with his eyes he would. The man should just accept the provided escape route and relieve the social tension. Just the smallest quirk of Francis' lips in Sir John’s general direction and the two of them could beat a hasty retreat. 

Instead, Francis’ eyes narrow, and James experiences a cold rush of fear because he knows that look, as well. 

Francis is about to do something extraordinarily foolhardy. 

Something that will probably get them both in a fit of trouble. 

#the terror #fitzier #my fic #it's literally just 3000 words of me trying to make this ridiculous concept semi-believable because i'm weak for crack treated seriously #i also ADORE writing first kisses like...how many fitzier first kisses can i write? WE MAY NEVER KNOW

[all-or-nothing-baby]

“Help! There's a cosmic entity in my washing machine!”

#eldritch laundry #conversations with my eldest son about seemingly possessed washing machines lol #cosmic horror #art #digital art #ibispaintx app on my phone in fact #bc my ipad battery is ded #crack art #eldritch terror #aonb arts #all-or-nothing-baby