#truer words

[idiosyncreant]

#I resonated with this so hard today I opened my personal unpaid Canva account to make this #truer words #Murderbot #Murderbot quotes #TMBD #Network Effect #The Murderbot Diaries #mood

[scattergoriesofevil]

“We stay on our bullshit on the Patreon.” - Aabria

#worlds beyond number #aabria iyengar #the wizard the witch and the wild one #truer words #listen some of the bits are for them not for us #in fact many of them #and that’s perfectly fine

[warmcoals]

#truer words

[razreads]

Nothing will make you look for a mirror and a comb quicker than hearing “Your hair looks nice.”

Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

#razreads #book quote #poison for breakfast #lemony snicket #truer words #grooming #humour #queue have a good day now

[sucka99]

#truer words #good advice #fuck it

[romansmartini]

im never not thinking about that post that's like "you can see a marked difference in rhys darby's self confidence after gay people in their 20s started commenting slay on his instagram posts"

#ofmd #it's just that truer words were never spoken. and it's so funny

[shisasan]

John Milton, Paradise Lost, Book 1 [originally published 1667]

#truer words were never spoken #john milton #literature #paradise lost #words #quotes #academia #dark academia #quote #lit #heaven #hell #books #books and libraries #reading #quote of the day #bookworm #book quotes #prose #booklr #bibliophile #excerpt

[alcohollis]

"It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder your heart longs to climb than halfway up a ladder you don't really give a fuck about."

– Jay Kay

#truer words

[rogueyami]

Hmm hold up

Thank you Google for being right

#star trek #star trek tos #spock #spirk #honestly I don't even remember why i was looking up spock #i immediately zeroed in on 'gay spock' #truer words were never spoken

[ringosmistress]

#another one for george #no truer words have been said before #i wanna kiss him myself #AAAGGHH #blow away has been stuck on my mind all day #because its george of course #the beatles #george harrison #paul mccartney #john lennon #ringo starr #memes

[culverton]

#never were truer words spoken #sherlock #Andrew Scott #fleabag #tjlc

[vanilasky]

CARLANDO FOREVER

#singapore 2023 #marina bay 2023 #singapore gp 2023 #ferrari #mclaren #mercedes #carlos sainz #lando norris #george russell #lewis hamilton #truer words have never been spoken #their friendship is everything to me #carlando

[berlingotesque]

Sammy and Norman are so so silly they make me unwell /pos

Same dude 😔

#they really are the silliest guys in town #second only to this clown of Joey #anyway thanks for the ask anon ! #truer words have never been spoken #sammy lawrence #norman polk #normmy #I love them so much too bad Sammy had to kill Norman </3 #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #ask response #berlingot’s asks

[yangjeongin]

#stray kids #createskz #bystay #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #seungmin #jeongin #i.n #*mary #*gif #*cp #this set is a few gifs longer than it should be for my own entertainment . sorry? #jeongin did nothing wrong because he's cute :-) truer words have never been spoken #*jeongin #*seungmin #*mary:seungmin #*mary:jeongin

[sunscall]

my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.

#i shouldve wrote this in point form it just looks like im rambling lmao (i am) (im rewatching mac n den breaks up) #i feel like there might be more if i rly think abt it #i miss bossy mac tho :(( #like i need him to boss ppl around again and be a controlling asshole #macdennis #iasip posting #i sleep w women but im emotionally involved w mac #truer words have never been spoken

[facts-i-just-made-up]

why do bald people exist

I always think of this paragraph when people ask-

"Certainly I get such questions often. Why are there tall people, short people, thin or fat, hirsute people and bald. Why are there bald people, indeed?

"The genetic predisposition is not the real question here, but that of culture. Why does our culture think baldness is important but we ignore the posterior cranial anticline? Do you even know what that is, the fold at the back of the scalp? Half of us have them and half don't. A double fold of skin into which some can fit their whole finger. They can finger their scalp, their scalussy, if you will. Imagine making love to that fold, touching the scalp skin of your lover. Would you penetrate it? Would you tongue it, that skin? Would you tongue the scalussy? Would you? Would you??

"Anyhow there are bald people because of a double Q dominance on the first oligophrenin gene of the X chromosome."

-Doug D. Monkeytaint, 1st President of the National Rifle Association

#baldness #truer words were never spoken #unreality