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there-are-many-ways-to-smile · 2 years

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What Harlan did to the mothers was an accident. It’s not like he knew how to control his powers. I feel like Allison is blaming everyone but herself. Or not seeing the clearer picture here . I feel like that trip to the past would’ve also messed up Claire being born. Not only but even if the mothers hadn’t died there’s no guarantee that in this timeline, Allison would have dated Patrick and gave birth to Claire again. Time travel is a tricky bitch.

#time travel #or am i wrong #tua allison #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy Allison #tua season 3 #tua #tua harlon #tua Claire #tua Patrick

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lunannex · 2 years

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frail illusions

| Rated: T | Word Count: 1.2k |

part two of the kalopsia series

Summary:

All everyone knows what to tell her these days is that her daughter’s the spitting image of her.

Allison’s not sure how to feel about that.

On one hand, she knows it should make her positively beam with joy. Why wouldn’t it? She pushed out a perfectly healthy little girl that’s nearly a carbon copy of her.

What mother wouldn’t be proud?

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Or, Allison, motherhood, and the rumor that started it all.

#my writing #i’m back with more allison let’s gooooo #allison hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #tua fanfic #tua allison #tua claire #claire hargreeves #tua patrick

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the-krakens-bitch · 2 years

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I know for the fact that the Umbrella academy kids are idiots, not just Olga for öga or saying lobsters are disappearing before telling the others it was people disappearing too. It for thinking that nothing would have changed if Reginald didn’t adopt them

#like Allison #you became a movie star and meet Patrick and had Claire because of your upbringing #like #did no one learn about the butterfly effect #did Pogo not teach them that #allison hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #the hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #reginald hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

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hamarhemmo · 2 years

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My favourite girlbosses ❤

From left to right, up to down:

Sanna Marin - Finland's prime minister

Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho

Rebecca Bunch - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Barbie Roberts - You know who she is.

Larry Daley - Night At The Museum

Sharpay Evans - High School Musicals

DIO Brando - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Five Hargreeves - The Umbrella Academy

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gaynfl · 11 months

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hey! do you like the nfl but in a "i think some of these men are fruity" kind of way? well, you aren't alone and we made a discord server for it.

to join, please reach out to me here or on discord (username is gaynfl) or my co-mod @cardiaccat for a join link. invite links will be temporary and you will need to select a role before closing discord or you will be kicked. we won't be putting up the join link anywhere to filter out spam accounts. CLOSED FOR THE OFFSEASON.

#josh allen #stefon diggs #travis kelce #patrick mahomes #brock purdy #tua tagovailoa #mike mcdaniel #fred warner #jordan love #matt lafleur #nfl #football

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the-football-chick · 9 months

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Madden 24 Top 10 Quarterbacks ratings

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#wut #nfl #quarterbacks #patrick mahomes #joe burrow #lamar jackson #josh allen #aaron rodgers #tua tagovailoa #dak prescott #justin herbert #jalen hurts #kirk cousins #ya lost me after no. 3 #madden 24

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ohmyoverland · 2 years

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okay maybe I’m biased, but did it bother anyone else how literally none of the characters acknowledge that Harlan /is/ like family to Viktor? When they’re deciding whether or not to give him to the Sparrows it’s always “Harlan saved our lives” or “Viktor owes Harlan for giving him powers”. Not “Viktor partly raised him” or “Harlan is like a son to Viktor”. Family is soooo important but Harlan doesn’t get to count?

#the umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #I know he’s an old ass man in s3 but that doesn’t stop viktor from feeling the responsibility of taking care of him for a year #Allison can be irrational in her grief and that’s so valid but no one else sees the problem with #‘I killed your child bc you very indirectly caused the non-existence of mine’???#even though I will die on the hill that Claire wouldn’t exist if the umbrella academy didn’t. at the very least Allison’s child would be a #different person even IF non-umbrella Allison somehow also met and loved Patrick #so the problem was not Harlan it’s still Reginald deciding not to adopt them #I haven’t finished the season so don’t @ me if this is brought up later #mine

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madeofstardust17 · 2 years

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I need to know something. The fact that they all knew the lyrics to I've had the Time of my Life means they've all seen Dirty Dancing at some point in their lives.

Now I want to know, did they all watch it at some point in their childhood together? Or did they all watch it in their adulthood separately?

Bc either way I love the situation, but the fact that they did not need lyrics means that they've watched the fucking movie enough times to have it memorized.

Now I'm just imagining seven 12 year olds in front of a TV, all of them transfixed by the video of Patrick Swayze moving his hips and generally being the sexiest man alive

#i can totally see it #klaus had an epiphany on men #allison decided to become an actress to marry patrick #diego was... curious #luther was embarrassed as fuck but kept on watching #ben was the only guy to admit hed loved the movie #vanya and five were a little more focused on jeniffer gray #it doesnt matter how much the guys complained at the start of the movie #the next week they were all sneaking into the attic to watch it again #tua #tua 3 spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #i got carried away #the hargreeves siblings #tua headcanon

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cringeisthemindkiller · 3 months

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Tomorrow I shall wear all black in order to mourn the death of the 2023 Miami Dolphins.

Rest in Piece (In Times New Roman)

#football #nfl #Miami dolphins #2023 playoffs #nfl playoffs #tua tagovailoa #tyreek hill #mike mcdaniel #it was a slow bleed Jesus #I’m hopeful for the next few years tho we gotta just keep improving #fuck the chiefs #fuck Patrick Mahomes #Taylor gets a pass as does kelce they haven’t done anything wrong #the league are just clout chasing pricks #no fun league

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tinygirlyjuggernaut · 2 years

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Why I dislike Allison

Allison brainwashed her first husband into loving her (and stopped caring about him post S1),

Then brainwashed her kid for being annoying,

then got remarried in the 60s timeline and almost never if ever mentioned Claire, - meanwhile relapsing on her power abuse.

And then has a breakdown and starts acting awful after realizing her kid and (Patrick I guess?) don’t “exist” despite common sense and Five explaining everything.

Not to mention ignoring or belittling everyone else’s issues and just being hateful and disgusting (“I thought killing Harlan would make me feel better”- not even upset about her mom).

And she also assaulted Luther because he was trying to be independent from her !

And then giving herself everything she and Reggie wanted, I guess, while all her siblings are afterthoughts at best?

#umbrella academy #tua #mostly a venting thing #and yes I know viktor is and was still a crap person but he’s only a bit less bad than Allison #she legit remade the world to where Raymond the perfect man was her husband #with no marital or consent issues to be concerned with #///that is if she didn’t just make up this Raymond on the spot #and just ignores all the important things she learned with Patrick that she shouldn’t forget #anti allison hargreeves

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himbohargreeves · 2 years

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umbrella academy episode but it’s just an almost word for word recreation of the spongebob episode where he stinks so bad people keep dying but patrick convinces him it’s because he’s ugly

#Diego is spongebob and Klaus is patrick in this scenario #Klaus: maybe it’s just because you’re ugly #Diego: UGLY? ✨😎👉👉✨ yougottabekiddinme #tua

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lunannex · 1 year

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spring’s masquerade

part 3 of the kalopsia series

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy | Rated: M | Word count: 4.3k | Allison Hargreeves-centric

Summary:

It hits Allison on a warm, sunny day.

One day, she looks at Patrick and she thinks: Who are you?

In retrospect, Allison’s honestly really surprised that it took her this long to crack. She doesn’t know what brings it on, just that it happens when she comes home after a last-minute meeting with the director of her new Paramount movie, and says, “You’re not gonna believe this.”

#my writing #her!#allison hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #tua fanfic #allison and patrick are…………..going through it #tua fic

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theficlistpodcast · 1 year

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This is basically our Nightmare Before Christmas episode since it’s both our Halloween and our Christmas episode from season 3! What’s better than ghost stories and secret Santa? 👻🎅

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laniidae-passerine · 2 years

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I love Allison so much but when I say that, I’m talking about real Allison, my girl who wouldn’t do half the shit she did in s3

#oh but she probably manipulated Patrick into loving her! yeah like a very long time ago #much like how Viktor isn’t going to try slit people’s throats as an emotional reaction to trauma anymore #Allison isn’t at her worst anymore. the way that they just made her insanely immoral this season is ooc I’m sorry #she can be a little evil as a treat but. she wouldn’t SA Luther and she wouldn’t put her family at genuine harm #IF SHE’S UPSET ABOUT LOSING HER FAMILY. WHY WOULD SHE TRY HURT HER FAMILY #tua #tua salt

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