Ben Shapeepo can't get his wife off, dry as the desert or a dentist mouth cloth. Somehow he's Jewish; you'd think he's Mormon. Gets chills from his sister like he's taking metformin.
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Go in the both my engineer flinch
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this is the tumblr i remember, people making music in their bedroom and taking pictures of them rolling swisher and smoking bowls. im out here really feeling nostalgic listening to this shyt rn. this was before soundcloud rap became what it was today. this is tumblr rap
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You can copy it won’t stop me, slide like hockey spit wasabi
Dick is moppy screwed and choppy, ride she sloppy, Kawasaki
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If you really try it’ll do you more harm, ain’t really that strong
Dislocate your arm, If you try to touch me, I’m burning your palm whoop you like your mom
Could humble a Don, ain't bout what you fuck niggas nah, you’re sleeping 😴
It won’t be for long, you’re bout to be gone, could set you up an alarm ⏰️
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