#twilight but okayer

[leeloolumiwhisp]

Why is the Twiyor smut like. So good. (Ao3 reader here) I rarely read smut, I rarely enjoy reading smut, but on the rare occasion I do dip my toes in, it's either "I am a changed person. The journey of discovery lies not with seeing new lands but with seeing through new eyes. I have been changed as a person at my very core. The world is a vast and strange place, but what a place to be. I am blessed to be alive and I am alive with hope and love. Despite everything I've loved that I've lost, I am excited and joyfully looking forward to heal and love again. And when I love, I shall pour all my emotions and devotion unto them that they may feel even a fraction of my love's depth and kindness" or "what the fresh hell. Can I bleach my eyes." And every single damn Twiyor smut fic is ALWAYS ALWAYS the former.

I ain't never seen a bad Twiyor fic. At its very worst, it's mediocre. Whether in writing skill itself or character writing or whatever. LET THE TWIYOR SMUT FF WRITERS COOK 💥💥💥💥💅💅🫦😍😍😍🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💕

Anyway, I recently discovered that it is now Twiyor nsfw week. I shall be feasting upon gourmet food. Thank you chefs (writers and organizer -- I won't be looking so much for any other nsfw media, but shout-out to all the artists and creators making or who have made Twiyor content too!!) mwah mwah ily all

#twiyor #twiyor sxf #twilight sxf #sxf yor #loid forger #yor forger #ao3 fanfic #spy x family #sxf #i even read the aphrodisiac powder piece and i still got sucker punched in the feels to the moon #theres something about them always remembering anya and making sure shes far away or at least dead asleep before getting down #like they genuinely care so much about protecting anyas emotional okayness that they send her off to beckys half the time in these fics

[teamaddisonproduction]

Uno [Twilight But Okayer Comic Dub]

#youtube #uno #twilight #twilight books #edward cullen #bella swan #jasper hale #alice cullen #comic #comic dub #voice acting

[mortifiedpod]

Mortified! Episode 124: Edward Kind of Sucks! (New Moon/Eclipse)

Weeee're back, and this week we're talking about the convoluted Mormon-aphor of the Twilight Saga: New Moon AND Eclipse! Join @monsterfactoryfanfic and @leylses for their endorsements of Charlie Swan and Dakota Fanning, a rehash of their thoughts on immortality, and how pornography is less horny than these films.

Quileute Tribe Move to Higher Ground https://mthg.org/

Quileute Tribe Site (Visiting La Push) https://quileutenation.org/

Twilight But Okayer https://twilightbutokayer.tumblr.com/...

Taylor Lautner's extremely funny TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@taylor_tay0l/...

I will not be providing a link to the Twilight dildo, you can Google that yourself.

Mortified! The Friendship Quest is a podcast where two long-distance friends exchange media recommendations and take a dive into things like the Artemis Fowl-to-Sasuke pipeline, making catboys mainstream with James Cameron, and occasionally invite some friends to play TTRPGs or talk about how Yugi Muto inherited male-pattern baldness from Yami Yugi.

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#twlight new moon #twilight eclipse #mortifiedpod #Youtube

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Have you seen this blog, Twilighbutokayer? It's absolutely delightful. Not as morose as your meta, but kinda enhances canon and it's wonderful.

https://twilightbutokayer.tumblr.com/post/189566639308/bella-sis-a-freak-read-twilight-but-okayer

I have not but in case readers are interested.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #whump-bunny #twilightbutokayer

[ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse]

i can't believe i almost forgot to make this post oh my god okay

so!! last night while in call with @leezardweezard i came up with a twilight au for the joaks and i cannot stop thinking about it so i need to share it or we will both explode

the points will be under a readmore cuz it'd be kinda long if not

au where edward and bella have switched places

-they're still the same people personality wise but edward is charlie's son and bella is now a cullen, they have literally just swapped places and roles

-bella was still meant to be with rosalie but did not want to be with her

-she totally helps her kill those men though

-she's hooked up with alice (jasper does not exist)

-since the literal only thing stopping her from jumping edward's bones from the start was the fact that he would not touch her like that until marriage, she would not hold back in the decades before meeting him esp being w/ alice

-edward is now the awkward pale lil meow meow that came from arizona to live with his dad in forks

-jacob and edward were childhood friends and they have a thing for each other

-when bella hits the scene jacob is jealous at first tries to posture and stick up for edward's honor or smth and bella is just like "we can share tho like what if we shared i'd be cool w/ that"

-poly bi queen tbh

-jacob is not a huge fan at First but warms up to it slowly (during the tent scene is when he fully accepts it)

-edward doesn't wanna be a vampire which throws a bit of a cog into the works but then

-because of the james fight, the cullens decide that they should leave for edward's safety ripping the happy couple apart

-edward starts doing stupid shit to die cuz he's like "i can't be without her" even though he still has jacob

-alice thinks he dies

-bella starts doing her own stupid shit subtly trying to get caught as a vamp so the volturi have a reason to kill her but she is also trying to stall a bit to see if he's truly dead bc she's hoping it was a bug in alice's vision

-the volturi catch wind and similar scene where eddy boy gets there as she's on trial

-they are intrigued and put pressure on her to turn him or they will wipe them All out

-eddy boy has already changed his mind anyways bc being apart from her had him like "damn i don't wanna live without you so if i have to be a vampire to be with you i guess i'll do it"

-they still get married right out of highschool for both love and volturi pressure

-it's a triple wedding, legally on paper it's just eddy and bells but jacob is also part of the ceremony and alice and her are already married so she's just there

-jacob and bella standing on opposite sides while charlie walks edward down to give him away cuz it's funny

-the pack gives jacob away

-the cullens give bella away

-it's very croweded lmao

-they fyuck after marriage cuz eddy boy would still not want to until then and jacob and bella both respect him enough to wait

-imprinting is a SHIT mechanic but FOR the sake of the universe it is what allows him to live immortally SO for that reason and THAT ALONE

-we're still bending the rules a bit

-he imprints on BOTH of them the first time they have sex together

-like jasper, there is no renesme she does not exist

-HOWEVER if she was to exist it's because bella was turned when she was on her period so, like with how edward's sperm was frozen bc the man never rubbed one out in his decades of death and thus it was preserved, so was a single (1) egg. but again i am looking away she does not exist i have only considered this because i think that's REALLY funny mechanically

-jacob still has that scene to show charlie his wolf form bc i think it's a really funny scene

#twilight #twilight au #twilight but funnier #twilight but okayer #i think this is so funny #i need you all to know i'm insane

[lahoete]

Sam and Emily except Sam doesn’t offer to kill himself like an abusive bf after cutting her face open and instead apologizes while giving her enough time to come around to the idea of being with him

#theres no one here to blame except stephenie meyer #how about that #i feel like its a bit much #twilight but okayer #sam uley #emily young #leah clearwater #paul lahote #jared cameron #kim conweller #seth clearwater #quil ateara #embry call #jacob black #brady and collin #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight renaissance #twilight tings #twilight headcanons #twilight wolfpack #twilight

[fandumb-thoughts]

Twilight au where instead of imprinting on a FUCKING CHILD Jacob imprints on Bella shortly after shifting for the first time. Everything else is the exact same except Jacob isn’t being an asshole and respects and supports Bella’s decision to continue dating Edward when the Cullens move back to Forks, and the eventual decision to become a vampire. He gets over his crush pretty quickly and they become queer platonic buddies. He’s Resume’s favorite uncle instead of whatever the fuck schemeyer tried to make them out to be. There’s no drama with the wolves, really, except for a little hostility towards the start of Eclipse.

#twilight #twilight crack #twilight but okayer #twilight renessaince #bella swan #jacob black #the cullens #resume cullen #schmyer

[tinasbookishlife]

#kristen stewart #robert pattinson #the twilight saga #twilight #twilight au #twilight aus #twilight memes #twilight but okayer #renesmee cullen #breaking dawn #new moon #eclipse #twilight incorrect quotes #the twilight series #twilight saga

[kainissoable]

Homecoming but Okayer

I started thinking about how to make Silent Hill: Homecoming more coherent and emotionally satisfying without having to discard too many of the major story beats. What I ended up with was about 2000 words of a half-baked idea, which in fairness is still slightly more baked than the idea the team who were paid to make the game came up with.

We start with a shorter version of the opening nightmare with more of an emphasis on the nurses. It’s hard to tell, but the two or three patients they’ve mutilated all bear a resemblance to Alex without actually using the same model. The dream ends when a nurse stabs him in the chest. Just behind her, he sees Josh, and wakes up shouting for him.

Alex wakes up and winces, putting a hand to his chest. As he takes some nondescript medication and looks around the shabby motel room, we get a voiceover of his mother, reading out the letter she sent to him inviting him back home before his next deployment. She never mentions his name.

When he reaches Shepherd’s Glen, the fog is so thick he can barely see. There are dozens of abandoned vehicles on the road in, and eventually he has to get out of his car and walk.

The town is pretty much deserted, but there are signs of violence on almost every street. Then he recognises someone in the fog – Detective Wheeler. He runs over, but Wheeler doesn’t recognise him, or know of any Alex Shepherd. Wheeler coldly tells him that whoever he is it’s best if he leaves town. There’s nothing good here now.

He leaves, confused and unsettled, but carries on down the empty streets. On his way, he finds one other living person – Judge Holloway. He calls out again. Surely his Aunt Maggie will remember him. There were no ties of blood between them, but he’d been friends with her daughter Elle since they were small, and she’d almost been a second mother to him.

Judge Holloway looks at him blankly until he says his name, and then she’s all smiles. Oh, hasn’t he changed, no wonder she didn’t recognise him in all this fog. Go see your mother, dear, she’s waiting for you. Such a pity Elle isn’t here to greet you but she’s busy.

Alex continues, feeling more optimistic, until he sees the third figure in the fog. From a distance, it looks like someone crawling along the street, but as he gets closer, he sees it’s no human. Armed with only a utility knife, Alex either fights it or flees, and eventually reaches his childhood home.

When he gets there, he can look around a little and pick up a couple of things. There are several pictures of his parents and brother, Josh, and in his mother’s sewing room is a picture of Josh and an older girl. Alex says he remembers that being taken, must be eight or nine years ago by now.

When he finds his mother, she looks like she’s been crying. She looks at him for a long time before hugging him and starts crying again. “I missed you too, Mom.” Alex tears up a bit too. It’s been a long time since he was last home. She glances out the window and hands him his dad’s old pistol. “See if you can find Elle. It’s not safe out there.”

Alex takes the pistol and goes out in search of her. He finds Elle hanging up a missing person poster. Her little sister Nora vanished a few days ago. Alex says he’ll help her look.

There’s no sign of Nora, but once or twice Alex sees Jake in the fog. If he runs towards him, the vision fades and all he finds is a dead end. He finds a hairband at the playground near the cemetery, but then sees Mayor Bartlett in the graveyard. Concerned for him, Alex follows him to a run down hotel.

He doesn’t find the mayor inside, but he does find several more monsters and a room he can’t get into with a woman inside. He sounds like such a nice young man, she says. Would he help her remember? Alex agrees and finds some letters and postcards of hers. As her memories start returning, she becomes distressed and guilty for her infidelity to her dying husband. Alex can choose to comfort her, help her come to terms with her actions, or speak to her harshly. Her ghost may then move on, leaving him a key to find the mayor.

Mayor Bartlett is in a garden that actually looks like a garden. He’s talking to himself, or possibly to the tree in the centre. Either way, he laughs when Alex asks about Nora, then panics. “He” has woken up.

The world changes and the tree twists into something closer to a corpse. It picks up Bartlett in one hand and crushes him. Then it turns its attention on Alex.

Alex fights and kills it, then faints as the world tuns back to normal.

He wakes up in a jail cell with Deputy Wheeler staring at him through the bars. He’s clearly suspicious, and things might have gone very badly for Alex if Elle hadn’t vouched for him. Wheeler releases him because law isn’t starting to mean much in this town now, and Alex and Elle find themselves fighting through dozens of monsters on the streets.

Jake appears again in the distance, but Alex holds Elle back when she tries to help him. He says he’ll explain later, because the monsters are closing in.

They take refuge in Dr Fitch’s surgery after being surrounded and find his daughter Scarlett’s playroom. Elle picks up one of her dolls which has fallen on the floor and asks if now is a good time for Alex’s explanation. He tells her that it can’t be Josh. He died last year in a boating accident. Alex says it was his fault, he should have been watching him more closely, but he was so distracted doing his reading for the army aptitude test, Josh wasn’t a priority. He wanted so badly to make his dad proud, but all he did was fail his family again. Elle starts to say something, but she doesn’t get beyond Alex before the world changes and she vanishes.

Alex explores the Otherworld surgery looking for her. He doesn’t find Elle, but at the bottom of a perilous descent littered with monster nurses, he finds Dr Fitch crying and cutting himself over and over with a scalpel. Alex tries to talk him out of it, but Fitch keeps babbling about his sins and how sorry he is to his little girl. The “little girl” is a disproportionate porcelain doll over twice his height, which kills the doctor and makes a spirited attempt to do the same to Alex.

Once Scarlett is killed for the second time, Alex wakes up in the playroom where he was. Elle wakes up beside him, but instead of a doll, she’s holding a key. She recognises the seal as matching the one in the town hall where her mother works. Elle gives the key to Alex and returns home to check on her mother and let her know what’s happened.

Alex goes to the town hall alone and discovers a ceremonial dagger hidden there. He recognises the pattern on its hilt as matching his mother’s jewellery box. He goes back home in search of answers and walks in on an argument between his parents and Judge Holloway. He doesn’t catch much more than his dad shouting that he failed.

They all turn as Alex bursts in and his mother’s face goes pale. Judge Holloway asks him to come with her. Elle’s tracked down Nora in Silent Hill, she says, what reason does he have to stay here?

Alex wavers, but before he can make a decision, a group of monsters burst through the window. His parents and Judge Holloway are dragged away, the former by more inventive redesigns of Pyramid Head, the latter by a monster taking some design inspiration from the Missionaries in SH3. Another of the same type attacks Alex.

The Otherworld returns once it’s defeated and Alex has to navigate a twisted version of his childhood home. While there, he finds his mother’s jewellery box and inside finds some photos of him and Josh growing up. This is where anyone who hasn’t already twigged finds out that Alex is a trans man, and always felt that he was letting his family down because of his identity. Looking at these photographs with his mother’s neat hand crossing out an illegible name and replacing it with Alex is the first time he feels accepted by her.

Alex escapes the hell house and finds Wheeler, who he convinces to help him rescue his family and loved ones from Silent Hill. Once there, they split up to cover more area. In the undercroft of a church, Alex discovers the shared history of Shepherd’s Glen and Silent Hill, of how his town’s four founding families kept the Otherworld’s influence at bay with a blood sacrifice every 50 years – a child for every family.

He heads deeper into the crypt and finds his parents at the centre of a shrinking ring of fire, two of the pyramid headed monsters looking on impassively. It transpires that his mother had invited Alex back to be sacrificed, but they couldn’t go through with it, not after losing Josh the same way. They hoped that the town would accept the accidental drowning, but realised too late that it hadn’t. Alex has the option to try to save them, but either way he fails. The monsters don’t stop him from leaving the church.

Outside, he finds Judge Holloway. Apart form a couple of bruises, she looks unharmed, and she comforts him as he weeps. Eventually, Alex asks after her daughters. He says he knows what the powers that be want her to do, but they can’t save the town now, but they can still save the people. She agrees, says she knows where Nora was being held and if they hurry, they might be able to rescue her. She leads him to a large open room and runs though a door which locks behind her. Nora was already dead, and this human centipede of hands reaching out to choke him is all that’s left of her.

Alex defeats the monster that was once as close to him as a sister, and when the noise ends, Judge Holloway returns, expecting to see him unconscious on the floor. She flies into a rage, telling him to abandon this selfishness or everything will be for naught. As she speaks, her voice becomes more and more difficult to understand as her body changes and she abandons the last of her humanity.

The monster that she changes into tries to drown Alex and fulfil the final sacrifice. She loved him as  much of either of her daughters and she’s willing to sacrifice him just the same. Alex fights for his life and takes hers with a heavy heart. It wouldn’t have worked, he knows. It has to be someone of the Shepherd’s blood to consign him willingly to the water, and now there’s no one else left. He looks into the deep, dark pool he was so recently fighting to get away from, and jumps.

Depending on his actions, there are three fates for Alex. If he lets his self hatred and guilt rule him, his death saves the town in a bittersweet ending. If he chose wrath and vengeance, his body is dragged out of the water by the two pyramid headed monsters to become another judge of the guilty. If he chose to accept himself and come to terms with his actions, Elle and Wheeler pull him out of the water and he survives as well as the town of Shepherd’s Glen.

#ro rambles about silent hill #i don't know a damn thing about how the us army works and don't care enough to look it up for homecoming #so chalk all inconsistencies with timelines up to usual silent hill nonsense #yes i stole the title from those twilight but okayer comics but homecoming really isn't as bad as those books were #it's not good mark you but it's a mediocre game with some good ideas and a lot of bad execution of them #wouldn't play it even if i had the right console but i don't regret its existence

[cockmcstuffins]

can you reblog the aforementioned post about snails? i just wanna see the original

spoiler alert it’s got my name on it

#anon #asks #i will do this even if this request is a little weird #but for the record #i talked to the twilight but okayer blog and she's Cool so i'm just happy my suggestion was heard and taken seriously #Anonymous

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

What do I hate about the movies? That there are a lot of problematic things in the books that they could fix in the movies but most of the times, they made it even worse.

For example this Edward sneaking in and watching Bella sleep thing. In the movie he just appears there in Bella's room whithout any permission and says that he was doing this for MONTHS.

Like, what?!

(In the book he was doing this for less than a week before Bella finds out. And at this point of their relationship he wouldn't do a such a crazy thing. What if the girl get scared, if it's too much for her?)

And it would be such a cute scene that Bella is chilling in her room, reading something and suddenly Edward knocks (!) on the window and is like: Hi! Because I'm a vampire I can go throgh your window we don't have to wait 'til school, we could just talk now. But just if you want to. - And BELLA LETS him in and then they could easily make the same romantic scene, just a little bit okayer.

LITERALLY !!

also, that whole "him watching her for months" irks because timeline-wise that's not possible, and idk where Catherine got that from....

what is one thing about the Twilight movies that you absolutely HATE and wish they did differently?

#🩸.mail #b-o-r-b-a-l-a

[teamaddisonproduction]

Unicorn Makeup Tea Party [Twilight But Okayer Comic Dub]

#youtube #tbo #twilight books #edward cullen #bella swan #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #renesme cullen #unicorn #tea party #comic dub #voice acting

[foreverdawning]

Yes, Twilight is Problematic

ok let's talk about the issues in twilight

Smeyer is gross: I thought I'd get that out of the way. She legitimately wrote a romantic relationship between a 16-year-old boy and a newborn baby. That's not okay. Because of this I am only going to be talking about Bella and Edward's relationship outside of context. Context is important and reading Smeyer's works outside of the first Twilight book may sour this relationship. Still, most of us fell in love with the first book in the saga and were unaware of the later plot points or we were children ourselves.

Bella and Edward's Relationship

It is implied in the books that the vampires are stuck in the mental state of when they were changed. In that sense, we know that Bella and Edward are the same age. When I think of the critisms that their relationship gets its always that Edward is much older than Bella. I would say that age gives you a sort of wisdom because of past experiences, but Edward doesn't always make the smartest of decisions in any of the books. The second most common complaint is Edward's creepy, stalker tendencies. I don't want to be misquoted or misunderstood but what Edward did was wrong. Under no circumstance is it ever okay to climb into someone's window while they are asleep and watch them. When Bella finds out about Edward's nightly visits she isn't uncomfortable with the fact that he came into her window, she's upset that he saw her in her not cute pajamas. I wish Smeyer had come up with a reason for her total okayness. I mean, being a vampire is one thing but breaking and entering? We can only assume this is normal vampire behavior.

tl;dr What does any of this mean?

Edward is a creep, but not because he's old but because he's a peeping tom. We can only hope that if Edward had been given a chance to grow up, he'd know better than to be a peeping tom.

#twilight #long post

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

thinking about this one artist who joined the fandom recently I think their url was twilight but okayer or something? Anyway their art was kinda cute but then they drew a photo of Jake saying “if she’s your girl why is she taking me on walkies” or some shit about Bella and it made me wanna vomit like. It’s not cute!!! Stop treating Jacob like a dog!!!

Ahdhsksksk I was literally trying to find that post earlier, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about!!! And I found it. Making dog jokes about a Native character has got to stop

#ruff bois bs #i see everyone's asks & i'm not going to be able to get to them all immediately bc i have an assignment due tonight but i will once im done #anon asks #personal asks

[eerna]

The thing for me about twilight is that I just know it could have been so much better if Bella has just, like, laughed??! Like imagine of she was funny? And half her lines were screeching in confusion at Edward? I don’t know, I just needed something more than the nothing we got

There's this comic series "Twilight but okayer" which is exactly what it sounds like and I think you might like it

#eernask #eernanon

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Twilight

The good: The fact that this inspired Twilight but Okayer

The bad: ... The fans during the height of popularity. Also Jacob is a pedo.

The meh: The actor that played Edward is funny

#twilight #ask game #the good the bad and the meh