#twilightbutokayer

[iamtherealagnes]

Got tagged by @violetfrogs. THANK YOU ❤

Rules: Answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with

Favourite color: The official answer is purple, because that's the color I wear most often, but honestly I think every color is pretty.

Last Song I Listened To: Boy Problems by ASTON

Last Film I Watched: The Tigers Apprentice (its an animated movie) and Lord of the Rings on New Years Eve

Currently Reading: Teen Wolf fanfic, but I am gearing up to re-read the Assassins Creed series

Currently watching: Nothing reading is my priority these days

Currently craving: Sleep. Really really long sleep.

Coffee or Tea: Both, both is good

Tagging: (again not necessary) @djdunda @stilesedit @twilightbutokayer @jokeritadoodle @vampgf

[i-saw-a-snail-effervescent]

@twilightbutokayer @twihard-diehard @twilightrenaissance @twihards-never-die

Feel free to add this is run by @twihard-diehard so feel free to send snail pics here or there! I live near a colony of them but may not always have new photos!!

#snail #twilight #twilight revival #edward cullen #bella swan

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

I posted 197 times in 2022

That's 197 more posts than 2021!

22 posts created (11%)

175 posts reblogged (89%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@edwardskhakipants

@acewardcullen

@twilitty

@twilightbutokayer

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

listen I understand why people dislike Jacob because he assaults Bella and is generally very unnecessarily mean throughout eclipse & BD, but you also cannot have discussions about his actions without factoring in that he’s a native american boy written by a racist white woman. it’s not as if Jacob Black is a real person with his own free will that did those things. a white woman wrote him like that to cause tension & conflict between her white primary couple.

486 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

#4

it’s kind of hilarious that stephanie meyer uses copious romeo & juliet references in the twilight saga, her book series which features two teenagers whose bloodlines have a centuries-old feud that forbids them from coming into contact, and they both struggle with feeling like their destiny is out of their hands because of something their families decided for them, but they share a common goal– and these two characters are NOT the ones who are supposed to parallel romeo and juliet

577 notes - Posted August 27, 2022

#3

one thing smeyer did SO correctly is give all the male cullens huge malewife energy. not a single dom among them.

596 notes - Posted March 13, 2022

#2

we deserved to see Bella teaching Edward how to cook. just because he wanted to learn to take care of her in a human way. Bella eyeballs every measurement and cooks a lot of things from memory, but Edward has to follow the recipe exactly. she gets him to open all the jars that are stuck shut. he hugs her from behind and watches over her shoulder while she works. ugh. they deserved more happy domestic moments.

631 notes - Posted March 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i was drawing somethin and i didn’t know what kind of shoes edward wears so i looked up his movie wardrobe….. y’all……..

…………what ARE these

850 notes - Posted March 25, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #my top posts are all so silly. thanks to everyone who supported me creating a twilight blog in 2022. #<3 #mine #twilight blog #twilight #the twilight saga

[queen-pitapan-gurl]

tag 9 people you want to get to know better: I got tagged by @little-star-in-the-night , thank-you so much ❤️

three ships

Corey Matthews and Topanga Lawrence Matthews from Boy Meets World I just love them so much and grew up watching their relationship.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan Cullen from The Twilight Saga I know that they are a toxic couple but it is a guilty pleasure since I was a teenager and I ship so many characters from the saga.

Dan Howell and Phil Lester (Phan) YouTubers I understand that it is wrong to ship real people but I cannot help it, I love them and I just want them to be together so badly.

first ever ship

Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable from the Disney show Kim Possible I shipped them throughout the whole show when I was a child but they did not get together until the movie 😭

last song

Castle by Halsey,I really love this song.

last movie

Get A Job, which I watched on the Roku Channel.

currently reading

Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover and I am also re-reading The Twilight Saga as well.

currently watching

YouTube videos

currently consuming

Turkey potpie

currently carving

Cuddles with my husband 🥰

I am tagging @moonhxpe @brbrm8thersamanonmyroof-blo-blog @amazingphil-gifs @amazingdanielhowell @amazinghowell @dailyphan @twilightrenaissance @twilightbutokayer @phanphanphan

#me #mine #personal #relationship #marriage #married #boy meets world #twilight saga #twilight #dan howell #phil lester #phan #shipping #ugly love #collen hoover #halsey #music #roku channel #youtube #turkey #pot pie #food #reading #books #movies #edward cullen #bella swan #corey matthews #topanga lawrence #topanga matthews

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Have you seen this blog, Twilighbutokayer? It's absolutely delightful. Not as morose as your meta, but kinda enhances canon and it's wonderful.

https://twilightbutokayer.tumblr.com/post/189566639308/bella-sis-a-freak-read-twilight-but-okayer

I have not but in case readers are interested.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #whump-bunny #twilightbutokayer

[jasperwhitcock]

k i'm boutta POP OFF cause i love this community so much.. i'm looking at u @jasperwhitcock, @bellasredchevy, @bellaskhakis, @kaquiche, @twilightbutokayer, @breakingisabella, @vampireguarddogs (i'm so proud of her), @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen, @inthemiddleofmymidnight, @cullen-collective, and everyone reading this shit ... thank you for making this community so special. it's such a bright spot in my life, and y'all are some of my favorite people. i love u <3

@bellasredchevy @bellaskhakis @kaquiche @twilightbutokayer  @vampireguarddogs @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @inthemiddleofmymidnight @cullen-collective y’all keep putting me in such good company 🥺💗 YOU make the community special!! i love u!!

send in compliments for your fave twilight blogs

#ask game #bellasredchevy #bellaskhakis #kaquiche #twilightbutokayer #breakingisabella #vampireguarddogs #howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen #inthemiddleofmymidnight #cullen-collective

[therealvinelle]

Which of the cullens are cat persons and which are dog persons?

Oh I like this one.

Dog people:

- Bella. She canonically wanted a dog, and is needy enough that a dog's boundless, energetic affection would be right up her alley. Hate to say it but this girl would not be able to handle the crippling self-doubt that follows when your cat doesn't want scritches. (Correction: turns out she's a bit on the fence, ultimately thinks cats are probably more her thing. But she did try to get a dog. She belongs under "Indifferent".)

- Emmett, not just because he's an outdoorsy type who under normal, human, circumstances would love to have a dog by his side, but also because - well - testosterone. Guy thing. Real men have dogs.

- Rosalie wants the idyllic white picket fence life, and that means a golden retriever in the yard. He would be called Bodger.

Indifferent:

- Alice might be interested in dressing them up. Apart from that... nah.

- Carlisle grew up in a time when animals were not pets the way they are now. I'd assume likes cats since they get rid of mice and rats, and dogs since they can be trained to do useful things.

Doesn't mean he'd want either one under his roof.

- Edward would never put it this way, but he is above cats and dogs. If he had to choose, though, I think dogs. He'd wax some poetic about how pure they are.

- Renesmée. Mostly because of one @keepingupwiththecullens strip (I can't find the specific one. I recommend the whole blog, though, it's amazing) where Renesmée is gifted an adorable bunny and she proceeds to eat the damn thing. I doubt I'd have seen Renesmée as a pet person either way, but... yeah she'd eat that adorable puppy or kitten. Thanks, mom, it was delicious.

Cat people:

- Esme. Dogs are out of the question, they're dirty animals and get hairs everywhere. Cats have hairs too, and will scratch up your couch, but they're tidy animals. More importantly, they look and act very much like babies in need of mothering. Who can resist an abandoned kitten she finds in the woods? Not Esme.

I mean that in every sense of the term, Esme can't resist the kitten.

It's delicious.

- Jasper I can see go either way, but I'm inclined towards cats. Their temperaments match, and in an ideal world where vampires and pets went together I imagine the calm contentment of a purring cat would be catnip great for Jasper.

To say nothing of the raw power you wield when you can stare at a cat from across the room and instantly make it purr.

#i could have sworn twilightbutokayer or someone with a similar art style had something about renesmée eating bunnies too #or did i make that up? #because i didn't see it when creepin on their blog the other day #jasper hale #rosalie hale #twilight #twilight meta #twilight renaissance #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #bella swan #edward cullen #emmett cullen #alice cullen #renesmee cullen

[tenarcansteponme]

The term DILF confuses me.

The first time I saw it, it was in a twilight comic about Carlisle and the people of Forks (@twilightbutokayer I think - their comics are really good!) and I assumed that it meant doctor I’d like to fuck. I found out today that it actually means dad I’d like to fuck and now I’m just. Trying to process that.

#I still think my assumption made sense in context #like i think of Carlisle as a doctor before i think of him as a dad #and he is a doctor so it makes sense #quite specific though. #I still feel stupid though #Twilight #Carlisle #@twilightbutokayer

[intheicyairofnight]

i logged off tumblr for 3 days and in the meantime my twilight post exploded

#tbd #i barely ever check my activity so I wouldn't have even noticed if twilightbutokayer hadnt reblogged it

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

Bella,

I wondered: which Twilight-orientated blogs are your favourites, and which would a user that loves Twilight, not only it’s renaissance, love?

Thank you ♡

Hello again! Honestly, I follow so many twilight blogs at this point, I'm not even sure where to start. There are a few standout ones that have been around for a while and that are always on their game, so I'll try to list a few:

@panlight

@bellasredchevy

@jessicanjpa

@queertwilight

@jasperwhitcock

@inthemiddleofmymidnight

@stregoni-benefici

@the-golden-onion

@phil-dwyer-stan-account

a bonus, some of my fave twilight-adjacent art blogs(not all of them are still super active)

@twilightbutokayer

@twilightanimatedseries

@lizardsparkles

#twilight #twilight blogs #twilight renaissance

[bellaskhakis]

hii ur like the only twilight blog i follow so im wondering if u have any other twilight blogs u rec? im slowly getting back into my twilight phase (though i also have fun criticising all its bad points) so blogs like me who dont unapologetically fangirl over smeyer like its the peak of romance would be appreciated LMAO unless ur one of those then well. ill just die

lmaooo i love this ask so much but yes I have hella recs so here are some of my faves !

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @jasperwhitcock @teamjacobthot @the-golden-onion @cullen-collective @bellasredchevy @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @phil-dwyer-stan-account @bellas-dumptruck-ass @paulxlahotee @kaquiche @inthemiddleofmymidnight @bisexualemmettcullen @edwardsvirginity @forkstrash @goldenrosalie @kellythepitiablefangirl @midnightsvns @nomadvictoria @pathokinessis @renegadepack @rose-lily-hale @stregoni-benefici @twilightbutokayer @twilight-af @volturialice @sethclearwatermybeloved @lemonadebottlecap @witchyangela @twilightly @that-crooked-smile @tea-isnotjustforbreakfastanymore @influenzabella @haletwinsstan @emmettmc-heart-y @leechonspeeddial @hellishcreature @esmecullenismymom @su-angelvicioso @emotwilights @musingsofvenus @big-idiot-wolf-boys

#blog recs #faves #ask #answered #anon

[rosaalee]

17 questions & 17 people

(i got like 5 people to tag in mind and one of them has already done this fuk u)

tagged by the lOVELY @volturialice ily G

Nickname: bribri cause my name is bri

Zodiac: sagittarius

Height: 5’7 / 170cm

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Last thing I googled: “Banana; stardew valley”

Song stuck in my head: Constance - Spiritbox

Number of followers: like 2k or more

Amount of sleep: 6-8 hours on working days and 12-15 on weekends.

Lucky numbers: seven & thirteen

Dream Job: i don’t have one i’m different

Wearing rn: black loose fitted joggers & a shirt that says eat the rich / fuck the tories

Fav Author: Kathleen Glasgow

Fav instrument: Drums lmao

Aesthetic: vampire core, messycore, alt, comfy & cozy, cottage gore, dark/gothic academia, demon/devil core, dull core, gorecore, goth core, grunge, halloween

Fav song: Time Out!- nothingnowhere

Fav animal noise: ????? what

Random: no

tagging: @edytheelizabethcullen @bellasredchevy @renegadepack @twilightofficial @twilight-mademegay @edwardsaginger @bellasbowlingshirt @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @jasperwhitcock @carlislesscarf @carllisle @needahugfromesme @big-idiot-wolf-boys @the-golden-onion @twilightbutokayer idk who else

#tagged #17 questions

[fluorescent-contacs]

Hello! For the colorful asks, want to do aqua, cyan, and orange?

Hi! Ofc. And thanks a lot for putting the list together!!

aqua ✧.* favorite character to draw?

Beau has the crown rn. Victor is definetely in second place.

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cyan ✧.* give a shout out to a couple of your favorite fan artists! what do you admire about their style?

Oof, tbh I've been more involved with fandom memes than with other fan artists, but I really love the works by @ twilightbutokayer !! The dynamic feel on her comics is just *chef kiss*.

#ask #asks #art asks #thanks 4 the ask!

[edwardskhakipants]

Okay, so I’m pretty sure everyone has seen this, but I wanted to post this art by @twilightbutokayer for my recently finished Twilight College AU Fanfic because I’m honestly so obsessed with this chaos crew and she captured them perfectly. (On both AO3 and FFN) 

From Chapter 22 Truth or Dare 

“You guys have to do dares too or this isn’t going to be any fun,” I pouted.

“Fine, fine.” Alice reached into the hat knowingly. “Dare.” She announced. 

Emmett jumped on the dare before I could, “Alice, I dare you to put on Jasper’s favorite cowboy boots.”

Alice raised her eyebrows and darted out of the room. When she came back, she was wearing a pair of flamboyant boots that were so large on her little legs, they almost took up her entire calf. She took it upon herself to complete the look with a ten-gallon hat and a fringed embroidered western shirt—both so large they had to belong to her husband as well.

She strutted back into Edward’s room at a human pace, faking bow legs and shooting finger guns. “There!”

“My turn!” Emmett called out. He looked at Alice; she pointed at one for him to pick up. “Dare!”

“I dare you to put on Rosalie’s favorite cocktail dress!”

Emmett giggled deviously and was out and back in the room as quickly as Alice. He had what looked like a gorgeous red dress pulled up to his hips, where it would not go up any further. His torso was bare, but he draped a tasteful shawl over his shoulders. Alice and I burst out laughing.

“Didn’t expect me to look this good, did ya?” He dragged his hands over his body, “I bet you feel really stupid right now.”

[the-hamilton-files-author]

Concept: THF slice-of-life comics (obviously not canon) where the punchline is just Randy's ghost floating around. Lowkey inspired by @twilightbutokayer

If you make it, I’ll fucking post it. this is brilliance. 

(that is, of course, if Randy is truly dead)

[that-crooked-smile]

Any blogs you recommend?

Since this is a Twilight related blog I’m assuming you’re asking me to recommend other Twilight blogs? If not, feel free to hit me up again!

W e l l, I’m following over 600 blogs, of which 99% are Twilight related, and I could really recommend them all! But since that would maybe be a tad bit too much, here are some of my favourite blogs I’ve been following, be it because they are some top notch writers, editors, have amazing fanart or simply because their shitposting makes me laugh AND cry at the same time are, or just because I see them so often on my dash! (in no particular order):

@sethrights  I @a-sucker-for-rosalie  I @teamjacobthot  I @panlight  I @stupidlamb-s  I @edwardsvirginity  I @wolfpackcult  I @bellaslullabies  I @kaquiche  I @leech-lover  I @thamyres-art  I @comradebellaswan  I @leechonspeeddial  I  @leahclearwaterdefensesquad  I @leahclearwaterqueen  I @alice-darlin  I @emokingeddie  I @totallycorrecttwilight  I  @twilightslut  I @bellasredchevy  I @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen  I @breakingisabella  I @jazperwhitlock  I @incorrectwolfpack  I @edwardseffervescentsnails  I @bellaspapercut  I @finitetwilight  I @emmettsmantiddies  I  @bellas-dumptruck-ass  I @inthemiddleofmymidnight  I @edwardcullenstan  I @whyrweheretwilight2020  I @jasperwhitcock  I @chiefjacob  I @rosaliehalee I @witchyangela  I @bellaskhakis  I @edwardssnail  I @twilightbutokayer  I @newmoonthescore  I @edythecullen1997  I @the-golden-onion  I @shiny-volvo-stupid-owner  I @haletwinsstan  I  @clearwaterseth  I  @edwardcullenislame I @nosleepforawhile As said, these are some of the blogs I really love! But I am 100% sure I still forgot some? If so, I’m super sorry! I’m glad to do a second (and maybe third, fourth...) list of more blogs I recommend, if you need some more to follow 🥰

#anon #asks #answered #im sorry if i forgot someone:( i tried my absolute best using my 2 braincells to remember some names:( #also thanks for the ask anon!! #also can tumblr fix their janky ass website #i had to do the post t h r i c e cause it wouldnt properly tag people 🥴 #myposts