#ughhhh lemme try hold on

[sugardecay]

Would love to see the video even if it’s not long for this world lol

ughhhh i know. i would probably turn it into gifs too. someone mentioned + i remember the older days trick of like posting and then editing when it gets flagged and then re-editing. perhaps i shall give a shot. because it’s crazy agsjdgdjdh. i start laughing in the video because it’s just. wild

#ughhhh lemme try hold on #ask #anon

[sea-of-dust]

You gotta be kidding...

5wirl x GN! Reader

Summary: They make a reference to something personal between you two while performing live. Almost putting a spotlight on you.

Notes: Modern AU, mention of irl video game and band: Remmber Sports (they're good recommend Tiny Planets),

Warnings: suggestive humor, swearing, never expect proof reading

He met you before he was an idol. High school to be exact. You two were in the same music class bonding over how much you dreaded your music teacher. "He sounds like a divorced mom.." "isn't he married?" "Exactly" you flop onto your desk

You two have been in almost every class together years afterward, just so you didn't have to work with a stranger for group projects. People would would find you two around school alot and walking home together. "And they were roommates," one of your classmates giggle as you two casually hold hands while speaking to eatchother, in reality, you both didn't notice

He was always so calm but also somehow could smell your problems?!? "Ughhhh" "Lemme guess they chewed gum loudly again?" You spring up placing your head back down. "Stop knowing based off my grunts!" "And you're mad at me for not noticing something earlier" "HA!-" "nm it's because I didn't let you sleep in" "...I genuinely despise you"

He started catching feelings midway through your first semester of the new school year. You did notice he sometimes hugged you tighter, looked at you a little longer, he even got small trinkets for you, noticing how fond he looked when you casually wore them.

It was by the end of the year he had told you he got a scouted as an idol, it took alot for him to tell you but it worked thank god you didn't ditch him like he thought.

"So uh..." "?" "I got scouted" your eyes widen, he thought all his fears came to life before you hugged him tightly and squealed. "I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A NICE VOICE!!" "You didn't have to yell" "Shut up you cry over stuff like this!" Now you were the one that oddly knew things about him...you were right...he did cry...alot like the whole group knew the next day.

The group try to hype him up into asking you out. "DUDEEEE COME ON THEYRE NOT GOING ANYWHERE" "I can ask to hangout" he mutters holding his phone in his hand "COME ONNN" venti and heizou sync up kazuha speaking up "ask them to go for dinner" his cheeks turn pink almost instantly "UH MAYBE NOT COME ON- WHAT IF-" "and sent" "WHEN DID YOU TAKE MY PHONE?!" "You'll live" Xiao rolls his eyes as aether bickers with him, his phone noti goes off. "Sure what time?" There's a silence in the room as Xiao gives him the phone. "At 4?" "bet ☆" you and those star emojis how are you like this. "ITS A DATE!!" "YEAAAAAAA" they sounded like a frat house.

He gets all giddy on that date and when you two finally go on one you finally hit the maybe were dating phase but you both don't wanna admit it to eatchother. So the rest of 5wirl planned something for you two. "Alr we know he likes them nowww...." "we...." "Why don't we perform for them" "on their friend ani?" "How do you know that..." they turn to heizou "because he saved it on his calander" "..." and so they planned out your ani for you two.

And so their evil plans acted out perfectly, you two went out on another date and later that day you dropped him off at the concert. What you didn't expect was heizou dragging you to a seat. "Stay right here and don't move alright" you watched them get on stage aether seeming to be looking for you, they get to performing when one of the lyrics hit you. "Hey why don't you meet me at four?" An almost slured pronunciation followed by aether finally finding you. His eyes so tender yet teasing. You felt your heart skip a beat a small wink only making you more bashful.

To think the performance would end there nope. As you tried to get off your seat aether greets you with a cheeky smile a small ring in his hand. You turn around quickly. "I guess I flustered you more than he ever will" he leans on you wrapping his arms casually around your waist while you continues to fluster you. "He was just a small crush..." "enough to have you gush for 4 months about it" he laughs softly kissing you cheek. "When did you even gain this much confidence" "small words of advice" your mind immediately goes to Heizou. "Alrighty then..." without a warning you pull your face closer forcing him to slouch over you. "Did heizou tell you what to do incase of this situation aswell?" Thank god that concert hall was almost empty and the seat you were at made it almost impossible to see you two because the next thing you see and hear are a bunch of idiots going YEAAAAAAAAAAA. Aether x y/n shirts and a poster held up by Xiao. They ship it.

You made cute accessories! He's seen your work on social media and reached out. "You're accessories are so cute do you have a store?" "Nah I only sell locally near my college" turns out you both went to the same college he's never did a double check so fast in his life. As soon as he saw you he cupped one of your hands, his eyes sparkling in pure joy. "GIMMIE EVERYTHING IN STOCK!" "HUH?!"

Number one fan he's following you around. He'd be your personal advertisement always wearing your stuff and flexing it to others. He WILL be the most annoying person on campus

When you tell him to stop he just kinda tilts his head until he realizes what your saying as if he finally loaded. "Oh! Alright!" That's when you make an almost massive mistake "I did enjoy your support tho but youre-" "SO YOU LIKE HAVING A FAN?!" And so began the simping. He's all over you. Every class your with him? He's leaning into you, whispering random stuff in your ear. Your eyebags got darker everytime he did this but he was more chill than your online fans.

The days you also leaned into him are the days you've never seen someone more flustered. "Hm?" You lift up your head watching him cover his face quickly. "Venti?" He turns away from you even more. "Don't look at me! Where did you even learn that-" "I mean you do that to me all the time" "don't say it outloud-" "did you just whimper?" He stops suddenly using is braids to cover his face as he mumbles to himself. You bring that up to traumatize him

He had to get used to you showing affection, you weren't even dating yet! Come on, don't do this! Even a small smile he'd tease you for it but he'd definitely scream into his pillow about it.

He only asked you out when you made your feeling for him known. A small note under his door telling asking him to meet up at an amusement park later that weekend was where it clicked he looked and sounded like a little girl you could hear his "YEAAAAAAAA" from your room.

He's doing everything he's on a call with the others he just needs them to hear his my story animated from start to finish. "Can you not play that effen punk music main stream shit can barely hear you" "Shut the fuck up hot topic this is important!" "This is why you fucked up your eyeliner" "I DID?!?!" He checked in his mirror realizing he didn't and mostly argued with Xiao. "If they ditch you you deserve it" "quit being a downer! Good luck Venti!" They all mostly wave at the camera before hanging up leaving you and him alone for the evening

He loved it. He was like a child pointing at things he wanted. "Do you have the money?" He looks away pounting "not an actual question I'll play for it" his eyes widen almost sparkling. You two left flexing your carnival game knowledge and venti covered in plush prizes you won for him.

As payback for the newfound plush army, he invited you to a concert. "Oh so you did have money" "Shut up" "hehe" your teasingly small laugh is so cute stop doing that. What you didn't know is that he strapped some keychains you made on his belt, and he NEVER STOPPED WINKING, if you had to drink everytime he found you in the audience and winked you'd have five drinks...per song. It was cute seeing him smirk whenever you slightly blushed at him.

"Y/n!!" He smiles as you wait for him outside the concert hall. "Lets go to another amusement park!" He giggles embracing you "right now?" "Yea!" He nuzzles his face into your chest "sure..when you take off all of those keychains Jesus how much did you-" "200 bucks" "...VENTI" "THEYRE CUTE I KNOW YOU EYED THEM!" You blush slightly smirking "I did...they look adorable on you" you struck him right in the heart leaving both of you flustered. "The amusement parks a few blocks away" "LETS GO!" as if it never happened you both headed to the amusement park.

You beat him at a rhythm game he liked. You got first in a video game event he liked since then him he's declared you his rival. "Who the hell is this guy getting in the way of the number one spot" he grits his teeth checking your profile. "347 full combed songs...300 all perfects...and maxed out cards" he rolls his eyes

He wanted to let off some steam at an arcade only to find out he got beat in that game also! With the same name tag as the rythum game champ. He nearly smashes the machine when he notices you step up to it. "Shame, this games kinda better when I'm kicking someone's ass..." You sigh only now, noticing him, smirking at this chance you take it. "You mind playing this with me?" You perk up. Thinking this is a good way to let off steam, he accepts. "I won't go easy." "Alright!" You let him pick the song and almost immediately grab the handbar

Strange, he thinks he doesn't need it. As soon as the song starts, he hears your feet absolutely slam on the board. He's shocked but doesn't look over he's focused on his side of the screen. By the end, you huff heavily, looking up. "You won." You put your fist up for a fist bump. "Ah that songs so annoying~" he dosent give you one back putting in his names for national ranks. That's when he noticed that you put in the name the person on every rythum game had and as soon as you pressed confirm he nearly pounces on you. "SO YOURE THE ONE TAKING THE NUMBER 1 SPOTS EVERYWHERE!" "Yea what about it-" he looks at you angrily, calming down a bit before turning back to you. "I declare you my rival" "well...If you wanna we could rematch sometime gimmie your number?"

Ever since then you two have skeduled days to go to the arcade to whale on eatchother and going out to eat afterword. "I'm pretty sure you'd like it reminds me of your face ☆" you say as you point to a horrible cgi skeleton. "Screw you" "heh". You'd eventually open up to him more and invited him out to places more often. He didn't wanna say it outloud but he genuinely enjoyed those moments

One of the times you two went, you try to teach him gutair hero, he kinda mumbles to himself. "You can just play on your lap" "hmmhmm mhm em You can't be this msm hm" "what-" he realizes he said that outloud and covers his face nearly dropping the gutair. "I didn't hear that last part" he sighs in relief "but do you think im cute?" And so he's even more ashamed of himself. "Context clues" you scratch your cheek in a bit of embrassment "I think you're pretty cute too" you embarssingly laugh leaning away

you're pretty sure you could see his heart skip a beat as he looks up at you, his face nearly entirely pink. Peaking at you through his hand. You decide to tease your friend. "Seems like you wanna date me~" He moves back quickly, covering his mouth to hide his blushing. "I'm fine with that ya know~" you lean into him him still covering his face. He looks away looking back at you,his eyes softening "I'm fine with the thought of kissing you..well maybe a little more than fine but-" your words were cut off as you feel his lips touch yours. Quick yet soft, his hands wrapping around your shoulders. You lean back trying to catch your breath "...how long have you've been waiting to do that?" "...a few months now" "That's kinda adorable Xiao" you lean in for another kiss. You two recount that day as your first date

Ever since then he's more willing to hang out a little more clingy too. Whenever he had a show he would ask you if you were busy that day before sending you the ticket link. "Hey are you busy on the 14th?" "No why?" He'd send you the link without a secound thought "you know I'm not really into idols that much" "I'm in the group..." "...bought"

He actively looks for you in the audience. You would text him where you were sitting beforehand, yet he'd still look like a lost puppy. As soon as he finds you, his eyes sparkled. He forced himself to calm down before giving you a small wave

It was by the end of the show where he was performing the last song and you noticed something about their dance it kinda looked like what you would do on a song you knew well. It was then that you realized Xiao made a dance routine inspired by your sweaty gaming dance. You covered your face in embrassment but peaked through your hands. You couldn't believe he paid that much attention to you. He smirks noticing this

As the show ends, he runs over to you, "That was...a little embrassing" you blush a bit. "..." "dosent mean I didn't like it tho!" Trying not to offend him further you mumble on of how great the performance was. At first he's pretty stiff with his arms crossed you'd think he was annoyed till he kissed you again leaning in to hug you. "I'm glad you liked it" he whispers ever so softly in your ear.

He offen saw you working on projects for bands he likes and decided to commission you. He invited you to a studio and you both began to focus on what he commissioned you on. "I'm looking for something calm yet something someone would listen to in the morning to wake them up..." "hmmm" you play a calm chord progression on your gutair. "Speed up a bit" he taps his foot as if keeping pace as you speed up your playing. "That's pretty good! Sounds like a Remmber sports song" " YOU LISTEN TO THEM?" "Yea?" "Oh my god I thought you wouldn't catch that-" "they're a bit of a guilty pleasure"

You two always worked together after that whenever he would be lost in thought you'd just play hall of the mountain king behind him. He'd turn around slowly as your playing got more intense. "You think of something?" "..."

You pretty much became 5wirl's offical gutairst after kazuha recommended you. They'd make fun of him for how long you two stayed at the studio together. "Kazuha~, you left us sleeping in the shopping cart again!" Venti grins ear to ear "must really like that gutairst." Kazuha smiles."They're just a friend I find it easy to get along with" he thinks about what you two were talking about his eyes softening as if it were an old fond memory "and he's doing it again" heizou sighs jokingly

A few months of performing together, they treat you as family, almost apart of 5wirl. As soon as Kazuha ever left the room they'd turn to you in a heartbeat. "You sure you don't kiss when we're not looking?" "Eh?!" "Does kazuha usually get all mumbly around you" "he does but-" "I KNEW IT" "dose he show you his unironic leaf collection" they all lean in expectingly. "No wha-" You made sure kazuha was too far to hear what you were about to say "...OK so this one time..." they listened to you like their lives depended on it.

The day you told them about that is the day you regret the most, they always looked you and kazuha up and down. Snicker to themselves. "How much you wanna bet they might kiss today" "CAN YOU TWO CUT IT OUT" you let out a sigh walking into the recording studio to practice, a familiar humming following you in a few secounds later. You two sing together and when you finish he finally speaks up. "You know... this the song I was playing when I first realized I was into you" "heh really" you stop strumming, realizing what he said "wait what-" he laughs softly at your reaction placing a hand on your cheek. "That songs kinda special to me..." he holds your hand tenderly with his unbandaged hand. "Reminds me of how much I love you" your eyes widen a bit as he looks at you with the most soft eyes. "I love you too kazuha" you smile gently, letting him lean in to kiss you

All of them noticed you two were dating it was odvious, the way you two acted around eatchother gave litterally everything away. "You two give eatchother less personal space than before are you dating?" "What?" "And you smell like him-" "how do you know what he smells like" "so you're dating?!" "How did you come to that conclusion?!" You and venti would bicker trying to hide your relationship with kazuha after he forgot to tell you he already told them.

Finally a show came along a small gig surprising a popular idol group would show, but still nice. You looked at the music sheet for the song looked up at him, sighed, and looked back. He looked so pleased giving you a few riffs and you look down to see another reason to go to therapy.

What he didn't put on hell on paper was a very veryyy familiar cord progression. He played it himself and put it in post. Making another version so if you ever asked you wouldn't notice, and a few weeks later they went live

You watched them in the audience, hearing the song you helped on and felt your smile fade into a straight face as you heard your solo along with the memorable melody gutair. He saw this trying to avoid a giggle while performing, he's suffering from you brainrot the rest of the show, some fancams caught him getting kicked by heizou or Xiao.

"So how did you like the show~" "Xiao almost kicked you off the stage..." There's a silence. "He dosent kick hard enough for that...but at least you enjoyed it" he smiles, pinching your cheeks and rubing your face, you look away hearing him giggle at your behavior. "I'll make you a coffee-" "don't you dare make a reference" he smirks at you "hehe"

You were online friends usually playing main stream games or random stuff you found. Youd always play together though, never single player! He hates that

"Are you playing a single player game..." "no-" "LIAR ITS ON YOUR STATUS" "SHIT- I mean I have no idea what your talking about" "...atleast stream it" he always got all pouty when he couldn't play with you

He'd definitely randomly interrogate you because you found something out on someone you both knew. "IS IT ABOUT-" "shush shus shu stfu quiet" "oh come on dude what is she gonna hear you?" "We're in a public call" "oh...LMAO" "DUDE"

When you combine both these loves, his love for you playing a co-op detective game with you has become the best thing for him to ever experience. "Who will be first to solve this?" "We're supposed to work together heizou" "oh...oh 😏" "nevermind I'm gonna play hitman without you" his avatar suddenly turns to face you and emotes a shocked reaction "OH COME ON"

He started catching feelings for a while. Ever since you two got on a call for the first time, your voice kinda intransted him. "Your voice Is so nicee" muttering into the mic yet you heard him clearly. "Thank you?" "It really is" its like you can see him currently slumped over his desk just day dreaming about you.

Didn't stop your offline friend for teasing you about him too. "Ooo he's into you~" "nuh uh nope nope!" The tips of your ears turn a pink. "And you like him back might aswell seal the deal" "STOP IT!" Blushing heavily you slam your hand down. Unsurprisingly Heizous in a simular situation 4nemo teasing him over just how much he talks about you. "Ohhh they're so cool" "they smell nice" "stop mocking me" he huffs "then get with them" they say in sync "stop weirdly harmonizing" he sits down covering his currently pink face.

Didn't help when you two first saw eatchother. "What the hell you live so closeby" "I know right what's next you're at my favorite Cafe conveniently the next table over" you turn over your shoulder seeing someone smile at their phone turn back and type "you mentioned before you had moles under both eyes right?" The persons face dropping looking around."Yea?" Without typing back, you walk over sitting infrot of him. "Bro, someone's sitting at my table, hold on" you smile at him typing back "oh sorry lemme just leave then my mistake 😔" "WAIT HUH?!?!" his eyes widen as he grabs your wrist "y/n?" small tears forming in his eyes pulling you into a hug with desperation. "Heizou" he hugs you tighter when he hears his name come out your mouth. "You're as pretty as I thought you'd be..." patting his head as he nuzzles into your chest. "You wanna go back to mine after this" "Yes!" With sudden enthusiasm, you two talk about your irl lives while bullying his drink of choice. "Pumpkin spice.." "oh my god shut up my again" "it's nasty" "it's good to me!!" "Shut up mom with 2 kids living in a van"

He's been going to your house at least once a week now "we should play together" he overbites his lip "I barely charged my secound controller" you overbite your lip back at him "then let's just hang out then I got news bby" visibly cringing at that last bit you let him in with him near instantly showing you a picture of him being accepted into an idol group. "Ohh you're gonna have real fangirls now" "Shut up!" "I'm gonna lead them just to make fun of you" "you're the only fangirl I'd date" "..." You visibly cringe "OH COME ON" "HAHAHA"

And so you were invited to the hell known as a debut concert and dear god was it near impossible to not be as hype as the crowd. Especially catching the fancams with him winking at you. Anyone could tell he was super inlove with whoever he was winking at especially after the group stopped in between a song witch you were barely paying attention to until you heard "I hope you guys never have to play solo!" Could have swore you felt him glare at you "speaking of solo the next songs title is-" all you paid attention to yet you look like you just woke up from a really loud noise.

"Y/n! Did you see it! Did ya like my moves" he smiles at you like a happy little dog. "It was surprisingly great Heizou" "surprising huh?" He pouts as if saddened by that comment. "But the show was amazing Heizou I'd go again" that bright glow of a smile you had is something hell never let go of, without hesitation he holds your hand "marry me" "come again?" "I mean it we should date!" Accidental slip up. He's screwed, you're gonna reject him so blatantly he's never gonna bother you again. "Heizou...that's so sudden" your eyes meet warmly "but I've been thinking the same" kissing his cheek you walk off letting him process what just happened. "WAIT WAIT WAIT YOURE NOT DITCHING ME AFTER SAYING THAT" "MAYBE I AM!" You had to run home that day but it was worth it laughing at him trying to keep up.

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[potentialguybodyswaps]

College Cool Kid Swap:

Dude what? You’ve jerked off already and wanna blow me so the swap becomes permanent?

Bro listen, I get it, it’s been like 2 weeks, your probably just horny, you sure you wanna do this? I’ve done my side of the agreement and I haven’t jerked off or anything, passed your test for you… You sure you wanna suck my dick? You’ve already jerked off in my body so The moment I cum this becomes permanent

“Ya bro, I know, I mean being stuck in your nerdy body would kinda suck but I’m sure I can workout and get back on the track team, I’m not gay but if I was ever gonna suck dick, I’d suck off my own body, that’s not gay right? Technically it’s just self pleasure” he said

“Shiiit I guess” I said pulling my shorts down letting my already hard dick flop out, smiling happy at the thought I get to remain as Caden.

“Oh my god okay here we go, just lemme know when your about to cum, I wanna swallow my own load” he said seeming exacted and taking off his glasses before deciding to go down on my 7 inch rod

It’s only like a inch and a half bigger than my old one, but not like I got to put it to use much, only girls that liked me back were the nerdy ones, and they didn’t quite get me hard like the current girls I can pull as Caden

Caden was going down on me like a pro, it’s almost like he knows what he’s doing or he’s thought every moment and action of this out

Halfway though blowing me he tries to go all the way down and take in my whole shaft but had to come back up and gag, guess I hit his gag reflex, I’ve never done that to anyone, that’s so awesome that I’m big enough now to make bitches gag

He went back to sucking only about 2/3 of it making sure to try and wiggle his tongue as much as possible playing with my head

“Oh shit Caden I’m about to cum” I said rubbing my chest and stomach feeling my weak abs up and down (hey abs are abs, I never had any before!)

it’s like I could see the look of fear on his face as he came up completely letting my cock flop out and just said”I’m sorry Danny, I’ve thought about it and I don’t think I wanna do this, I mean don’t get me wrong, your not the worst looking nerd on campus, and your not as small as I thought you’d be, but I don’t know if I wanna give up my life and my friends, you understand right?”

I stared down at him as he put my glasses back on his face and got up

“That mother fucker, just gonna tease me like this and then take it away from me?” I thought to myself as I felt testosterone and adrenaline running though me

“Ya I said” smiling though gritted teeth

Lemme walk you back to your dorm and we can do the spell there to swap us back” i said wrapping an arm around him and walking in the direction of my actual dorm

“Thanks”he said

We ended up walking though a field taking a shortcut, halfway though the field I realized no one was around, and my dick was still throbbing, that I had propped up via waistband of my shorts so it wasn’t obvious that I was copping a boner

I decided to make my move. I got behind Caden and moved my arm putting him in a choke hold

“What are you doing” Caden barely manage to get out due to me crushing his wind pipe

“I’m gonna blow my load all over your face, since you wanted it early” i said

“W-what?” Caden manage to get out before going limp

I laid his body on the ground and got on my knees pulling my shorts down letting my dick flop out again. I took my right hand and begun furiously jerking off before anyone would come wondering and see what I was doing

Right as I was about to cum I got closer to Caden’s face and aimed for his open mouth and muttered the words I said earlier “ oh shit Caden, I’m about to cum” this time since he was unconscious there was no facial change and I began busting ropes upon of ropes of cum, I got a few In mouth and decided to finish the rest on his face as punishment for not letting me finish the first time

“Ughhhh” I sighed

“Thanks for letting me finally cum after 2 weeks and agreeing to make this permanent, your the best Danny. hope you really enjoy your new life, nerd” I said laughing leaving him in the field to go back to my new dorm where I plan on jerking off all night with my new awesome dick and track build feeling my new tight body/abs

#edit please Tip if you like the story 👉🏼👈🏻🥺

#male body swap #bodyswap #jock #mtm #permanent #body swap #nerd

[tmmyhug]

Would you be willing to talk about your stardew adevntures? Do you use the wiki a lot or try out on your own? What is your favourite thing to do? Which characters do you like? Have you completed the community house? Do you decorate your farm and would you be willing to post pics of it? What are you working on right now? Are your pets named after something/someone? What made you start playing? Honestly anything and everything about your stardew experience, I just really like stardew and the different ways people play it.

slaps hands together now THIS is Quite the interview!! ok lets see

i use the wiki on and off when i get stuck, and for crafting stuff ie. dye recipes. i also allow myself to look up where to find certain materials for quests but Only when they're things ive already found without the help of the wiki. and i only read the info i need i dont look at the whole page. i want to experience new things organically and all that, but i dont want to spend a whole day in the wrong section of the mines when im looking for skeletons, yk ?

i like most of the characters! not a big fan of shane alex or pierre. i Love krobus emily and leah a lot and i adore most everyone else <3 oh and i dont like morris obviously. im dating like Everyone because i want to see as many cutscenes as possible lol. but i think im gonna marry emily eventually. she was my first love <3

cut because Long

i just finished the community house a few hours ago!! im really excited!! i dont know exactly what it entails but some new things are happening and they are cool :o

right now i am working on skull cavern and its sooo slow ughhhh . i can only get to like level 30 in a day. trying to farm rocks for more stairs but its taking forever. i am also saving up for the furniture and wallpaper catalogues and to upgrade my coop to deluxe so i can get bunnies <3 im so excited for the bunnies <333

my animals names are all really dumb lol. my sister thinks theyre hilarious though. my name is Bungus, my cat is Bingo, and my horse is Bongo. hold on lemme go look at the barn animals so i can list em. ok the cows are Cowsington, Scrunklina, Bathilda, & Dave (after techno, kinda). the goats are all named after cheese i have Feta Cheese, Parmesan, Mozzarella, and finally Cracker bc cheese and crackers. my single sheep is Lovejoy (heehoo) and my single pig is TBH (after the autism creature ..) the chickens are Obama, Goose, Wibbly III, and x_pogboy_x (after that one tommy video). the ducks are The Queen and The King. for no real reason and my two void chickens are Death and Ebony D Way (..hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way)

nothing in particular made me start playing I was just bored and my sister recommended it to me for the dozenth time so i was like sure ok ill try it. and now im here. help

umm some other stuf I thought the pigs were really ugly so im using a barnyard animal mod that makes all the barn animals really cute! i also have a mod that retextures the horse, and another one that adds a friendship mechanic to the horse. because when i got the horse i was really mad that i couldnt pet it. horses deserve pets. if you want the links to any of those i can hit you up! oh and one more mod that just adds some convenience stuff like daily luck and birthday icons, scarecrow/sprinkler ranges, calendar accessible from anywhere, etc

heres some pics!

#thanks for letting my ramble anon this was fun #ask #anonymous #not mcyt #sdv

[quirofiliac]

yukikorogashi asked: // I know saying that I love everything about your writing would be too vague and just lazy, so I'm gonna try and be a little more descriptive for once auheau.

I absolutely enjoy how you write the thoughts of your characters. Just how incredibly fitting they are to that character's personality, and how easily engaged I get as I read it through. How I just found myself mouthing the words quietly to myself, and just slowly grinning because man- it's all so entertaining. Animated at times, for sure. But once again, so ridiculously befitting of that character.

I'm of course going to have to focus more specifically on your writing for Kira here, and just how marvellously intense his tone can be. How many times I am just left holding my breath, clapping a hand over my mouth... and it almost doesnt matter whether shit is truly about to go down or not? Again, Kira is something to be extremely wary of, even when he's not going to do you any harm... yet. And god, when he gets angry, I can practically feel it searing right off his words, actions and body languages. The pauses he will have at times... again, the intensity of it all, son!

Your writing just flows so, so well, Snii. You already know for years now just how much I admire you and your writing prowess. And am so so happy to have found, followed and became mutuals with you since that very day. ❤️

@yukikorogashi​​​ ／ writing style opinions ／ accepting.

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beCKOWSKY THE WAY I WISH TO KNEW HOW TO RESPOND THIS EVEN SEMI-COHERENTLY LIKE,,, u did not have to go this hard but i motherfucken appreciate that u did like holy shit 😭 like the way i am just staring hard at this ask because i sincerely wish how to better accept compliments (recurring theme for me it seems LMAO) without seeming so downright ungrateful but oh my goodness... this is genuinely so fuckin thoughtful i am going to bite you -- affectionately! -- and never going to let go and i don’t have a rabies shot so--

i am so,, sosososooo happy to hear that though because, as i mention constantly bc i can’t shut the fuck up KAKDMKMKMD, i just... really REALLY love horror. i love the various feelings it invokes and i especially love how it can serve as an escape from the daily stress like, dude ughhhh it’s just such a good genre that i wish received better treatment from critics and the media alike bc there’s some hidden masterpieces that have gone ignore for so long purely bc they were horror or, at the very least, horror-adjacent which is just.......... so mean, honestly 😤

and it ain’t a snii blog if it ain’t super animated At Least Once LMAOOO bc how else are u gonna know that kira’s weird as hell if i ain’t talkin about how he only enjoys plain foods (black coffee, vanilla wafers, plain ramen, etcetc...) and yet he somehow also enjoys black licorice? SKDJFKMFKM lowkey an /s but also yeah honestly u right. it’s part of the experience at this point tho AHAHAHSHDFKMFK

but man i really do just...... lemme just.... * reaches to pull this close to my chest in order to cherish it, treasuring it, protecting it like it was my firstborn child * because, man. man!! 

i always have this sort of, like... idk what you’d call it but it’s this sort of “disconnect” from written media in terms of the sort of emotion it’s supposed to evoke? like i’m actually kind of annoying when it comes to it bc u could probably throw the saddest angst at me and i’d just be like 😐 “oh, that is really sad, actually.” which isn’t like meant to be an insult but i am just AKSKSJSKM so obnoxiously hard to budge on that sort of stuff so whenever i write for kira with intent on evoking some kind of emotion, i’m always just kinda like, “well i sure hope this hits because my radar’s fuckin broken” LMFAO

so to know that it’s at least working to some intent is a major fuckin relief like,, deadass.

just, again, beckowsky, i love you and i CARE you. i would honestly rob several banks for u. i’d fight god for u. and his slew of minions. and, once again, i would fuckin win. and that’s a promise. >:)

#yukikorogashi #wtf you're all so nice with this meme when am i gonna get my arms torn off #KAMSKMDKFMFKMFKMF #BUT MAN FOR REAL.................... #THE KINDNESS THAT I AM EXPERIENCING.......... #THE WARMTH IN MY HEART............... #[phone] affinity And Then Some #＊ 💥 返事：answered. #＊ 💥 摘発：out of character. #＊ 💥 留保：save.

[jin0]

Ughhhh. Breeding kink 😩 now we’re talking!

Cause he’d be so fucking determined you wouldn’t get a moment of peace and once you finally are pregnant you know damn well he’s even more turned on by the change in your body and because your hormones are high you’re even more horny than usual. Lord help me Jesus.

- Birdie🖤

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW VIOLENT MY BREEDING KINK IS ;!! (i will preface this by saying that this got embarrassingly long and filthy for no reason ???)

like he wasn't kidding when he used to say he'd put a baby in you after dating you for like a month ?? he'd always known how good you were with kids and he wanted to have a family with you but the moment he does get you pregnant, after a few years of being together, he just shifts, turning into something completely new.

he was always dominant and protective of you, for sure, but here, it's like the man was desperately trying to see how much cum he could fit on you on a regular now ?? you'd think your hormones would be 5 over the place but his aren't better when it comes to keeping himself calm yk ??

you found yourself begging for him to fuck you more than once in a day but when he'd give in, he wouldn't stop until he knew you couldn't get out of the bed anymore (or just move in general). he was restless and ruthless when it came to satisfying his pregnant baby girl and nothing would turn him on more than the new way you would react !!

just like now for example. it wasn't the first time he woke up to you bouncing on top of his dick but here, you seemed to be majorly unsatisfied. you were moaning and crying in desperation for true pleasure, more than what you were getting. this was new, because you'd never struggled that much to pleasure yourself but here you were, crying on top of him out of frustration.

he couldn't help the violent throb of his cock when he saw the way you'd cry his name softly, more as a plea for him to help than anything. he reached up, cradling your cheek and smiling from below you.

"d-dylan... dylan i can't... i can't do it... it's not working..."

"awww, poor princess... you should've woken me up earlier. you know that i'll satisfy you at any hour of the day. now, come here. lemme smell you."

he'd gotten into this weird this that your smell was like an aphrodisiac now, getting him so hard our of nowhere that you often ended up disappearing to fix your situations. you leaned down, pressed your swollen tits to his chest and let him grab your ass tight to move you on top of him. he wasn't slow or particularly rough but had you crying in a matter of seconds. you were holding on to his shoulders, crying in his neck while he dropped a few tender kisses to the side of your face as if he wasn't effortlessly rearranging your guts.

slowly getting more and more into it, his pace accelerated and you felt his girth expand in your walls. the feeling of your ass in his hands, palming it and noticing how it was now bigger and how your hips were wider too simply drove him insane. what had the most effect on him was your tits pressed to his chest.

"fuck bunny... feel good don't you ? finally satisfied, a big fat cock creaming your pregnant pussy just right... feel how tight you are around me ? bet you can't even think right, you just need my load to fill you up huh ? you're already pregnant but still begging for me to fuck you full of more cum. the princess already wants me to fuck another baby in her huh ? tell me bunny ?"

"a-ah ! c-cum... need more cum ! p-please, please, please, please... dylan, baby please... please more !"

he chuckled at the way you'd be too cum hungry to understand his words or questions.

this would be how you spent the rest of the morning now. being moved around the room and fucked so full, each step you too had you moaning at the droplets of thick cum dripping out of you.

now this was the normal case scenario where you wouldn't be too far gone to still be able to ask to get fucked. but the other scenario would be way more ruthless. you'd simply walk around, bare under a thing night gown that you'd bought just to kill him (the fabric was see through). and this wouldn't be too bad, the bad part would be the way you'd simply sit there when he was working or doing anything, and start touching yourself. you'd lift the dress and part your legs wide to show your dripping and pulsating cunt, still covered in his load from that same morning. you'd play with your tits, pressing them together, pulling on them and pinching your nipples. each time he saw them, they seemed bigger, so soft, warm and supple. and the way you'd play with them showed how full of milk they were. your body was definitely changing for the little being inside you. and he could see it while fucking you. he would always play with your clit to draw out another orgasm while also playing with your swollen breasts. but what fascinated him the most was your stomach, growing big and round.

keeping you bent over the bathroom counter, your tits swayed back and forth at the violence of his thrusts, showing the way you couldn't see straight. with your eyes crossed and rolled to the back, you cry obscene sounds, louder than the sound of his sack slapping against the mix of both your cum, still coating your puffy folds. you were far worse than simply overstimulated now, barely holding yourself up on your own and fucked too stupid to do anything coherent other than moan and beg.

he laid a hand on your stomach, feeling this ungodly amount of pride at your small round stomach.

"m-my baby girl... carrying our fucking baby... god, you're so beautiful... can't get enough of you... everything feels so good baby, you let me cum in you a little more bunny ? lemme get you full and dripping, just like you like it... yeah baby, you'd like that huh keeping you so full you can't walk without remembering that you're full of cum."

basically the point is, you might beg for him to fuck you but you don't need to put in too much work. not when he's the one who will be desperately trying to fuck you more and more each time he'll see your body. it doesn't have to be anything specifical, just know that the bigger you stomach will get, the more he's going to be desperate to overstimulate you with orgasms.

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[animekit]

Ughhhh I can’t sleep, so now I write 😁

Oikawa One-Shot

-Haikyuu! Fanfic!

-Oikawa X Reader

-Fluff… lil bit of angst?

-TW⚠️: Bullying, Physical abuse, Mental abuse, Suicidal thoughts, Attempted murder?

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You’ve known Oikawa Tooru since junior high. He was two years older than you and was the senpai to some friends you had in that boys’ volleyball club.

You were fairly close with Kunimi Akira, Kindaichi Yutaro, and Kageyama Tobio. You three hung out from time to time, which pretty much stopped as you got older.

Of course, as the years went by, you’ve heard rumors about all the guys you’ve known from junior high, especially those from the boys’ volleyball club.

You never minded any rumors about Kunimi, Kindaichi, Kageyama, or even Iwaizumi.

But once Oikawa’s name was mentioned, that’s where your full attention went. And these rumors, they got to you.

“Oh my god, Oikawa’s soooo hottt!”

“Yeah, too bad he’s a terrible boyfriend.”

“I heard he only uses girls for sex.”

“He’s probably not really interested in girls, only volleyball.”

“Oikawa never makes time for the girls he dates, he just doesn’t care enough if it’s not volleyball.”

“Oh my- he might actually be gay!”

“You think he’s secretly dating another guy from the volleyball club?”

“It has to be Iwaizumi! Who else? Oikawa’s always clinging to him!”

You tried ignoring it, but those comments really sunk in deep. It was like a dagger was pierced in your heart and being twisted, then someone decided to rub salt and lemon into the wound.

Painful. Unbearable. Torture.

That’s what it was like having these feelings for Oikawa. You’ve had them since the moment you had met him in junior high, but he probably forgot all about it.

~You had just started your first week at Kitagawa Daiichi Junior High School. You couldn’t make friends, you felt awkward, and your clumsiness wasn’t helping you any.

It felt like absolute hell. And it only got worse. Other girls, both in your year and older, had started bullying you. You really only got along with guys. And eventually, at the end of the week, you had dealt with physical bullying.

A few girls thought it would be funny to push you down the stairs and dump water on you from the top, all while you were carrying your stuff and just trying to go home. You felt your knee take the full impact and tears immediately formed in your eyes and spilled.

The pain was unbearable and you were ready to die. You wanted this all to end. What was the point of living if only these terrible things happened to you?

As you felt all hope and happiness drain from your body, a hand reached out to you, earning gasps from the responsible party.

You looked up to see none other than Oikawa Tooru. He had a smiled plastered on his face. He was bent down a little, his hand still extended, waiting for you to grab it.

“Need help?” His voice was soft and sweet. His charm got you immediately.

You only nodded, taking his hand while trying to stand. The moment you applied pressure to the leg with the injured knee, you almost collapsed right there.

“Whoa! Easy there! Looks like you hurt your knee, huh?” He grabbed you a little tighter, an arm pulling you closer to his body.

Again, all you could do was nod, while holding onto him. A slight blush started creeping onto your cheeks.

He chuckled. “Here, lemme take you to the nurse so they can get your parents to take care of you. Ok?”

You nodded. “Thank you, senpai.”

His smile seemed to make him glow. “It’s no problem for my beautiful little kouhai. So… how did this happen? You get pushed from bullies or are you just that clumsy?”

You looked away, only shaking your head in response.

“It’s fine if you don’t want to say. It’s my fault for trying to pry into your life. Oh! Here we are. Hope your knee gets better! Bye!” And he left.

That was the only time you had been able to get anywhere near Oikawa Tooru.~

You sighed, walking away from the gossiping group of girls. You decided to go to the same school as Oikawa, hoping something would happen.

But what could possibly happen between you two? Your knee has been horrible since that incident. You couldn’t play volleyball anymore, and you missed it.

The doctors tell you to not run or put too much weight in your knee. And you still limp a bit from it. The pain never went away. And maybe it never will…

Your family had pressured you to join a club- any club. They really didn’t want you at home.

Ever since your accident, they thought you were worthless and always called you a cripple. They degraded you and made you feel unwanted, unloved.

Over time, you gradually stopped feeling anything. You become numb to the physical and mental pain, and all emotions.

Well, all emotions except for the feelings you have for Oikawa Tooru. That’s what kept you going.

And today was the day you’d sign up to be a manager… for the boys’ volleyball club.

Signing up for the team and actually being dragged into it to meet the team by the coach were two completely different things. The coach literally had to pull you into the gym, saying how important it was to actually show up and help the team.

You were practically kicking and screaming. And it definitely caused a scene… a very unwanted scene. The moment you entered that gym, all eyes were on you.

“Y/N?” Kunimi and Kindaichi had said in unison, addressing you by first name.

You stopped and stared at the team in horror and embarrassment. You fixed yourself quickly and gave the two boys a quick nod.

The coach rolled his eyes. “This is L/N Y/N, and she’s going to be your manager. Treat her well and make her actually want to come here every practice.”

“Yes sir!”

You nodded again, hiding your face behind your hair in embarrassment.

The two boys jogged over to you.

“Y/N? Is that really you?” Kindaichi tried getting a look at your face.

“It’s been a while.” Kunimi just stood looking at you.

You nodded. “It has.”

“So what have ya been up to?” Kindaichi was attempting to be friendly.

You looked at the boys and gave a weak smile. “Physical therapy still. My knee doesn’t want me playing volleyball ever again… so here I am.” You laughed nervously, starting to run the back of your head.

Kunimi sighed. “No more bullying?”

“Nope. Just the usual… you know- family and destroyed knee. Haha.”

He put a hand on your shoulder. “If you need our numbers again, we’ll give them. We can be friends like back then.”

“Yeah, we wanna help-“

Kindaichi was cut off when a familiar third year spoke, calling the attention of everyone in the gym to split between you three and him.

“Kunimi-chan, Kindaichi-chan! Do you two know our lovely new manager?” He got in the back of the head with a volleyball.

The one who threw it- Iwaizumi. “Shittykawa! You better not be thinking of flirting with that poor girl!”

“Owwww… that hurt Iwa-chan!”

You stared at the boy you’ve been crushing on for three years now. It felt almost unreal. But here he was, right in front of you… talking to and about you.

Kunimi rolled his eyes and gave you a look that clearly said “ignore this, it’s normal”.

Kindaichi looked at his captain. “Yeah! We hung out in junior high a bit! Y/N’s our friend! She used to play volleyball to!”

Oh no…

“Used to? Why doesn’t she play anymore?” Iwaizumi started making his way over.

“Well… she-“

“I was pushed down a flight of stairs in my first year of junior high and it really messed up my knee. I haven’t been able to play since.”

Kunimi and Kindaichi looked at you, completely in shock. They knew you didn’t like talking about it… it was like trauma for you. And here you were, telling a whole team of guys about it.

Iwaizumi put a hand on your shoulder. “Sorry to hear that… and ask. You don’t have to say anything anymore.”

“It’s fine.” You mumbled, looking at the ground.

When you looked up, you noticed Oikawa staring at you, but he remained silent and his expression was unreadable.

You shuffled your feet in discomfort.

Iwaizumi noticed, turning to look at Oikawa. “Hey! Stop staring at her or I’m gonna hit you!”

Oikawa snapped his head away, finally taking his eyes off you. He walked off to talk to other members of the team.

After practice, which you really helped out with, the team was getting ready to leave after quickly heading to the club room to change.

You thought about walking home, but you didn’t want to be there just yet. Just as you were about to move, a voice called out to you and made you jump.

You turned and came face-to-face with none other than Oikawa. “Oi-Oikawa… s-senpai!”

He looked at you for a few minutes before a slight smile appeared on his face. “Thought you looked familiar. You’re that girl I walked to the nurse’s office after seeing you collapsed at the bottom of the stairs, right? I never did get your name, until now… Y/N-chan~.”

You froze. “You… you remember that?”

“Of course. But I didn’t think your knee would get so bad that you’d be unable to play volleyball. Does it still hurt?”

You nodded. “A… a bit.”

He stepped away a bit. “You ok? You don’t need to be so tense or nervous around me, you now. I’m only here to help a cute little kouhai.” His smile was the same as it was then.

Between his smile and his words, your beat wouldn’t stop beating so fast. It felt like it would beat right out of your chest.

“It’s just like then.” You mumbled.

“Hm?” He cocked his head to the side, not understanding you.

“I think I’m gonna faint.” Your legs felt weak and they started giving out under you.

Oikawa quickly moved to catch you, pulling you very close to his tall, muscular frame. “Oh my gosh! Are you alright?!”

You looked into his chocolate eyes. “I think I’m falling for you all over again.” You had blurted it out before you had even realized it.

He smiled, chuckling softly. “Is that what happened on the stairs? You fell for me?”

“N-no! I mean… umm…”

“I’m messing with you. Now, tell me whatcha meant, Y/N-chan.”

You nodded, taking a deep breath to calm yourself. “I… I never got to thank you for helping me last time.”

“Ah, I believe you did.” His smile never faltered.

“Oh… um… that’s not the same.”

“Hm?”

“Those girls… and all other girls, stopped bullying me after you helped me then. I didn’t get to thank you for that. You made me feel happy and cared about. I never felt that way before. So I wanted to thank you for that.”

You looked at him.

His smile had dropped. “What? Why wouldn’t you feel cared about?”

“My family… doesn’t love me. Ever since that day my knee got busted, they’ve treated me terribly and made me feel useless… well more than they did before.” You looked away from his face again.

He pulled you closer to his chest, holding you tightly. “I’ll always make you feel loved. And I’ll catch you when you fall… or pick you up if you’ve already hit the bottom.”

You looked up at him, eyes wide.

His sweet smile returned. “I never got the chance to see what happened to the only girl that never bothered me or begged me to date her. I was really worried about how you were since that day. You’ve been in my mind since and I started thinking I’d never see you again.”

“M-me too, senpai.”

“So, then… let me be there for you, since no one else is.”

You nodded, unable to speak.

He leaned down and placed a soft, warm, gentle kiss on your lips. “I’ll give you all my love.”

“I’ll give you mine, senpai.”

His smile grew. “We’ll complete each other, give the other what they couldn’t have. And we can finally live our lives happily.”

“Together?”

“Together. Forever. I promise… my precious little kouhai.”

#haikyuu!! #fanfic #oikawa #oikawa x reader

[anastasiabeaverhousen87]

Drunk B!D and the tiger onesie

It was game night, but Y/N decided to take a few drinks before getting back home to game night. she knew you shouldn’t because she is a light weight but still decided to go with her friend Emma.

Y/N was doing shots with her friend Emma and started to feel the buzz from the alcohol.

A while later y/n could feel her phone vibrating in her pocket but disregarded the calls or texts and kept drinking.

At some point in the night she saw a few girls dressed up as animals and one of them wearing a tiger onesie. Her drunk ass brain thought it was the cutest thing ever, so she asked the girl wearing the tiger onesie to trade her current jumper for the onesie. The girl was as drunk as y/n was and said yes. The thing is y/n forgot to take out her phone from the pocket and the phone kept ringing.

Meanwhile at the Danvers’s apartment

Game night was about to begin and all the super friends where already eating snacks and catching up with each other.

Alex: “Where is Y/N?”-asked the red-haired woman looking at the people in the room but not spotting her baby sister.

Kara: “I don’t know, she said she was coming right after work”-said the blonde woman while stuffing her face with pot stickers.

Kara: “Lemme call her, maybe she had to stay longer or maybe she is on her way. Hold on its ringing…”-while dialing. “She is not answering”

Alex: “OK, let me try”

Lena: “she hasn’t replied to any of my texts either, I asked her about an hour ago if she needed a ride”

Nia: “Yeah, I texted her if she wanted deep fried oreos but never replied”

Alex: “What? And no one mentioned this until now!”

Kara: “Its not like it the first time she is so busy with work that she puts the phone on mute. And its not even that late. Here wait, let me call again…” – the bubbly blonde woman calls once again this time the call does connects. “Shush everyone, she answered…”

Drunk girl: “hello?!” – a voice answers but sounds odd.

Kara: “who’s this? Why do you have my sisters’ phone ?!” – frowns at no recognizing the voice at the other end of the line.

Drunk girl: “Don’t know I found It in the pocket! Who this? You spying on me? “– the voice sounding very inebriated.

Kara : “What? No; this is my sister’s phone. Short, light hair, hazel eyes...”

Drunk girl: “Ohhhh the tiger girl, okay yes, but she is not here want me to pass a message?”

Kara: “tiger girl?”- asks the very confuse blonde while Alex was looking at her like she was crazy.

Drunk girl: “yup girl said she was a tiger and needed my skin” -

Kara: “what? Honey you are not making any sense, are you drunk?

Drunk girl: “maybee ...oh hey gotta go tiger girl is about to sing. “

The drunk girl hung up the call and puts the phone back into the jumper pocket.

Kara is holding the phone looking like she just had the weirdest conversation and couldn’t figure out what just happened.

Alex: “I traced the phone she seems to be in a place near here. Looks like a karaoke bar. Let’s go. Guys sorry we need to go and pick up y/n , Let go Kara”

Lena: “I’m coming with, hold on”

The rest of the super friends wanted to go too but Alex asked them to stay, they already been drinking, and they should be back soon.

Alex, Kara and Lena left the apartment to get y/n.

 Back at the karaoke bar-

y/n and her friend Emma are dancing quite intoxicated by now and y/b is now sporting her tiger onesie and heeled boots she was wearing with the jumper.

Emma: “look y/n!!! Karaoke , let’s go!!!”

At this moment the bar door opens and Alex walks in followed by Kara and Lena. They scan the place and Lena spots y/n getting into the stage.

Lena: “There, look. Is that a tiger onesie?”

Kara: “OMG IT TOTALLY IS”- the blonde woman scrambles to get her phone out of her pocket to make sure to have evidence.

Alex: “Oh dear Good, why would she do that?”

Kara: “pleeeease let her sing, I need this. Just let her sing the song and we will take her home. But please I know you want to watch too!”- Kara says devilish.

Alex: “Fine, I kinda do”- she laughs a little.

Lena: “here let’s sit here” -pointing to a table near the stage.

y/n is dragged to the stage to sing the goonies song by Cyndi Lauper. She actually sang the song quite beautifully; she did have a very nice singing voice. But then y/n decided to do the truffle shuffle using a little wooden step, but she slipped and hit the floor hard.

Kara, Lena and Alex that were laughing and clapping at baby Danvers performance until they saw her fall hard on the floor and ran to where she was lying on her back. But they noticed she was laughing hysterically. Still Kara stopped recording and went to aid her little sister.

Alex: “Oh my god y/n don’t move, are you okay? – Alex proceed to check on her baby sister to make sure nothing was broken. When she noticed a bruise staring to form on her ankle, she touched gently.

y/n: “Ouch, don’t do that. That hurts” – the younger girl huffed and tried to get up.

Alex: “It’s just a sprain, let’s take her home”

Kara: “Come on you drunky goober, let go!” – the blonde woman picked the younger sister up. Fortunately, the bar was not really packed for being still early in the evening. And the people that were there were mostly drunk or not really paying attention to them.

Lena: “I found the girl wearing y/n clothes and I have her cellphone back and I just ordered an uber for Emma to take her home”

y/n: “ Hiiiiiii Kara, you know I love you right?” – the drunk girl gave a sloppy kiss to her sister in the cheek and hugged her while placing her head into her shoulder.

Alex: “Ok on that note, let’s go”

Y/n: “yup , lenaaaa you saw me dance. I WAS AWESOME!!!?”

Lena: “Yes I did sweet girl” - Lena and Kara chuckled.

Alex: “I can believe you got drunk, and Why are you wearing a tiger onesie?”

y/n: “b’cause I am tiger girl!. Arrrggggg”

Everyone laughs at that and proceeds to leave the bar.

Alex: “ugh let’s take her home” - but she did take several pictures of you on your tiger onesie doing stupid signal with her hands. Black mail.

Back at the apartment the youngest Danvers tried to get more alcohol but was banned by Alex. Nia and Winn were still there waiting for the girls to arrive, the rest of the friends decided to leave to let Alex take care of her drunk sister and bandage her ankle.  

Kara: “awwwn she looks so cute “- Kara gushed over her sister while she was softly snoring on her shoulder.

Lena and Alex took more photos of y/n outfit to make sure she remembers what she did the night before.

Alex stayed with her in case she got sick during the night.  In the morning y/n u woke up with a killer hang over and grunted in pain against the light coming through the window.

Y/n: “owwww everything hurts and oh God my head”

Alex: “good morning tiger girl”

Y/n” what?”

y/n looks down at herself, “what happened? “

Alex: “you decided to get drunk”.

Y/N: “Please tell me Kara didn’t see me?”

Alex: “Oh she saw you all right and she is the one with more evidence than me or Lena”

y/n: “Ughhhh noooo” …

Kara was already up and listening: “Ohhh yeeees, come on baby girl, we made pancakes. Then we can show you all the funny videos”

At the end Kara decided to post the video on YouTube and that’s how baby Danvers became a moderate famous celebrity known as “Tiger Girl”.

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Note: Honestly, I tried to work with an idea sent by an anon but signing or song writer characters are not my thing I tried and this is the best I could come up with. Its just a silly one for kicks. Hope you like it.

#baby danvers #baby!danvers #alex x baby danvers #baby danvers x lena #baby danvers x kara #supergirl #supercorp #lena x reader #lena luthor #kara danvers #alex danvers #baby danvers imagine

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daddy duties | 10

“Yn, seriously, we’ll be fine. Go, go, the girls are waiting for you,” Jimin says, attempting to push you out. You pout at him as you walk out the door.

“Fine, but just call or text me if anything’s wrong. I’ll get here as fast as possible, and if for some reason I can’t, call one of the guys oka--” Jimin rolls his eyes, leaning in and shutting you up with a kiss.

“Everything will be fine, don’t worry,” Jimin said when he pulled away. 

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

You sigh, peeking behind Jimin to see your sweet baby laying on the floor, giggling at his own feet.

“Okay, I’ll get going then,” you lean in to give Jimin another kiss before leaving. He smiles, watching you go before stepping back and closing the door.

“Aigoo, Mingyu-ah,” he says, walking over to his son and sitting on the floor. “It’s just you and I today. Our first father and son day, how do you feel?” Jimin leaned in close to Mingyu’s face, startling the little one. He reaches his little hands out and squishes his dad’s face.  

“Ahh-- Ahh!” Jimin yells, trying to unclench Mingyu’s fist as it was pinching his face a little too hard. Jimin’s eyes widened as he finally got his son’s fists off his face. “When did you get so strong..” He says, making Mingyu laugh. Jimin smiles at his mini me, leaning down to kiss his nose. 

“I don’t have much plans for today, but I know you won’t give me a hard time right?” Mingyu gives his dad a look before slowly sticking his tongue out.

“Oh-- that better not mean you’re going to act up today,” Jimin says. Slowly, he picks him up and sits down on the couch. “Let’s watch a movie, yeah? What do you want to watch?”

-

Ding! Ding!

Jimin looks away from the television and grabs his phone from the coffee table, holding Mingyu on his lap.

“Oooh, mommy texted… again,” Jimin says, unlocking his phone and reading your text message.

My lovely: don’t forget it’s gyu’s nap time in ten minutes. i prepared many bottles for him in the fridge, but don’t forget to warm it up first!! also why haven’t u sent me any pictures, wth park :((

“Aww you have to go down for a nap soon,” Jimin pouts, he looks back up at the television. “We have way more than 10 minutes of Toy Story left..” He looks at the time, and down at Mingyu.

“Can I leave you here while I prepare your food, buddy?” Mingyu looks up at Jimin before turning back to the talking toys on the Tv. “I’m taking that as a yes.” Jimin stands up carefully, setting Mingyu down on the couch and surrounding him with pillows. 

“I’ll be back!” Jimin yells as he quickly runs to the kitchen. He doesn’t know this, but Mingyu’s lips turn into a pout as he watches his dad leave him by himself on the couch. Mingyu looks around him, noticing that he’s alone and begins to cry. 

“Hold on buddy, I’m warming up your milk!” Jimin calls out, which only makes Mingyu cry a little harder.

“I’m back,” Jimin says, running back to Mingyu, who looks up at his dad and whines, reaching his arms up for Jimin to carry. 

“Aigoo, I’m sorry baby,” Jimin says, picking up Mingyu. He puts his son on his lap, laying him down to start feeding him. 

Mingyu calmly drinks his milk, staring up at Jimin. His eyes start drooping a bit and slowly he closes his eyes. Not exactly sleeping but he wasn’t wide awake either. 

“Good boy,” Jimin whispers, he pulls out his phone to take a picture to send to you. “Waah~ See, everything’s going to be fine, mama’s gonna be so proud of both of us..”

-

~phone call with you~

Jimin: “We watched Toy Story but since I had to feed him and put him down for a nap, we didn’t get to finish it. But I’m watching the second movie now, maybe he can join me when I get to the third Toy Story movie--”

Yn: *laughs* “I’m glad you’re having fun babe, but I hear everything’s going well?”

Jimin: “Of course, so no need to worry.. We got this!”

Yn: “That’s good… because we’re going to take longer than expected but I should get home before his bedtime.”

Jimin: “Okay, we should be fine so take your time. How are you and the girls?”

Yn: “We’re doing well and I’m having so much fun! I miss having girl time..”

Jimin: “Ah that’s great.. You miss me though right?” Yn: “Of course, I miss both you AND my little Gyu..”

Jimin: “You’re pouting right now aren’t you?”

Yn: “Noo…..”

Jimin: “Yeah? Facetime me then.”

You and Jimin switch to facetime and he laughs as soon as your face pops up. 

“Are you crying??” He says as he continues to laugh. You were heavily pouting at the screen with a couple tears rolling down your cheek.

“I miss my baby,” you say. 

“She’s goin through it, been there, done that sis,” Rina says somewhere behind the camera. Jimin watches as a hand pops out of nowhere and wipes the tears on your cheek.

“I’ll continue to update you when he wakes up, so stop crying,” Jimin says, smiling at you as one of the girls dab a napkin on your cheeks.

“Okay fine, I’ll see you when I get home,” you say, waving at the camera.

“Okay, I love you,” Jimin says, kissing his phone camera.

“I love you too.”

As soon as he put his phone down and proceeded to watch the movie he was watching, Jimin heard a soft cry coming from the nursery. He turns around, getting up to see if his son has woken up from his nap.

Usually Mingyu slept for longer, he started to wonder what was wrong.

As soon as Jimin walked into the nursery and made eye contact with Mingyu, his son started to cry louder.

“What’s wrong buddy?” Jimin asks, leaning over his crib and picking him up. “Do you miss mommy?” His cries only seemed to get louder as Jimin talked. “Aigoo~ you usually sleep a lot longer than this.. Is your diaper full?” Jimin asks. He puts his hand over Mingyu’s diaper to check if it was wet. It didn’t seem to be but he went to change him anyways.

As Jimin changed Mingyu’s diaper, he was more antsy and he kept kicking his little feet. He usually stayed still whenever his diaper was changed.

“Hmm.. your diaper’s empty..” Jimin sighs, not knowing why Mingyu was so upset. “Are you hungry again? Is that why?” Mingyu continued to cry as Jimin picked him up and walked to the kitchen.

“Here you go,” Jimin says, giving Mingyu a bottle. He refused it, pushing the bottle away and screaming a bit louder. “What’s wrong? You’re not hungry? Do you just miss mommy is that it?” Jimin carried Mingyu out to the living room, grabbing his phone. 

“Should we call her?... I don’t.. Want her to worry though,” Jimin drops his phone on the couch and rubs his face. “Ughhhh, Mingyu-ahh, please stop crying… daddy’s gonna start crying if you continue..” 

“Should I call your uncles?.. I don’t want to always call them whenever anything happens though..” Right now, Jimin was bouncing Mingyu on his lap as they both sat on the couch.

“UGH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO,” Jimin yells in frustration, slumping down on the couch. His loud voice frustrated Mingyu too, making him whine, pinching his dad’s shirt. 

“I’m sorry, shhshh..” Jimin gently pets Mingyu’s back, getting up to go to your shared room. “Where’s my laptop,” Jimin says to himself, Mingyu was starting to quiet down a bit, still whining but he wasn’t screaming anymore. His small fist was in his mouth. 

Jimin sits on the bed, with Mingyu on his lap, opening up his laptop across from him. 

‘Why won’t my baby stop crying’ Jimin types on the search bar.

“Enter.” He hums as he scrolls through the results page, clicking on random websites. His eyes widen as he reads one of the reasons as to why Mingyu could be crying.

“Teeth pains? Can you be growing them already?” Jimin says to his son. Mingyu’s pout started to quiver as he looked up at his dad.

“Wait lemme see,” Jimin says, gently grabbing Mingyu’s face, opening his mouth. “Could that be it? Are you getting teeth pains buddy?” Jimin lets go of Mingyu’s cheeks and starts typing on his laptop again.

‘How to soothe a teething baby’ “Hmm… tips to help a child sleep during teething… give the baby something cold to chew on.. What.. Like a popsicle? Can I give you that?” Jimin says, looking at Mingyu. “Mommy would get mad at me if I do that wouldn’t she..” Jimin groans again, “Why is this so complicated--”

Ding!

Jimin looks down at his laptop, he just got an email notification. 

“Oh no,” he says. This day went downhill very fast. Jimin clicked on the email that he got from work titled ‘URGENT’.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Jimin says, Mingyu whines in response, looking at the laptop then up at his dad. “I have to go to our company building,” Jimin says, looking back at Mingyu.

-

“Okay, chew on this,” Jimin says, handing Mingyu a cold pacifier. He has to stop by his company’s building to get some information on a new project that they for some reason don’t want to send through email. Jimin was also able to throw a few pacifiers in the freezer as he got Mingyu’s car seat ready. 

Mingyu scrunched his brows as he touched the cold pacifier, slowly putting it in his mouth and chewing.

“That should help ease the pain,” Jimin says, looking at Mingyu from the rear view mirror. 

“Alright buddy, this should be a quick stop and we’ll be home in no time,” Jimin tells Mingyu, as he starts playing some white noise in the car. Something he learned online that will help soothe his crying. Slowly but surely, everything was getting better.

-

The ride to Jimin’s company building was so peaceful. Mingyu fell asleep and the whole ride was quiet. But now that Jimin parked his car, his only problem was how he’s going to get Mingyu into his baby carrier without waking him up. The poor little guy has missed an hour of sleep from his first nap and Jimin didn’t want to wake him up now, but he also can’t leave him alone, unattended in the car. 

“Okay Park Jimin, you got this,” Jimin tells himself. He straps on the baby carrier and slowly unbuckles Mingyu’s safety belts. He then slowly picks him up, transferring him into the carrier. Mingyu stirs a bit but remains asleep. Earning a relief sigh out of Jimin. 

“We got this, we got this,” Jimin chants quietly to himself as he walks into the building.

-

~phone call with you~

Yn: “You went out?”

Jimin: “For a bit, yeah. Work called, I had to go stopped by the building to pick stuff up. They really could’ve just sent it to me through email” *sighs* “But I got it, and we’re home now.”

Yn: “Okay, everything’s well though… right? You sound--”

Jimin: “Everything is fine Yn. Don’t worry. Your boys got everything under control.”

Yn: “Okay but you sound--”

Jimin: “Like I got everything under control right? Right. Okay sweetie, come home soon, but take your time and stay safe I love you byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”

-End call-

Jimin sighs, looking at Mingyu who’s sitting comfortably in front of his laptop, watching cartoons. 

“Okay, mommy’s gonna get home soon, so I’m going to give you a bath and get you ready for bed okay?” Jimin closes the laptop, earning a confused look from Mingyu, his lip starts to quiver.

“No-- no no, no we’re not doing that again. We- we’ve been doing so well the past ten minutes, no more sad faces. Pleaseee,” Jimin cries out. Mingyu starts to quietly cry, reaching out to Jimin and he picks his son up from the bed and they both are crying as they head to the bathroom.

-

“I’m home!” You yell as you walk into the living room. It was empty. You frown and walk to Mingyu’s nursery, empty again.

“Jimin?” You call out, walking to your shared room. You instantly smile at the sight of your two boys. They were both asleep, facing each other with their mouths slightly open.

Before sliding in bed with the both of them, you grabbed some pajamas from your dresser and you went to the bathroom to do your skin care. 

When you were all done, you walked back into your room to find Jimin wide awake. He had his eyes on Mingyu’s face, gently stroking his head. 

“So today went well?” You whisper, walking to your side of the bed and sliding in. Jimin sighs in response. 

“It… was okay.” Jimin replies. Was it though? Today was one of the most stressful days he has had in a while. Out of all the days, it had to be when he was alone. He didn’t want to worry you though. He knows you have a lot of plans with the other girls, helping Sarang with her wedding and all and he didn’t want to keep you from being left out. 

“Was it really? You sounded a little… stressed out earlier.”

“Yeah.. but it’s okay. I’m going to have to get used to it. My patience was just tested today.”

“Mind telling me what happened? Or are you too tired?”

“No, I'm okay. Gyu just wasn’t himself today. It was all good when you left but once I put him down for his nap, he wouldn’t. Stop. Crying. It took me a while to find the reason why, but it turns out he’s having teeth pains. This little guy’s teeth are coming in and I guess it’s irritating him and he couldn’t calm down the whole day. I ended up throwing his pacifiers in the freezer and letting him chew on them. He was fine for a bit, it was on an off. I’m kinda surprised that he’s finally asleep, but then again, he spent the whole day crying and he only napped for a couple of hours--” Jimin sighs after his little rant, turning to look at you for your response, but you must’ve had a long day too. Your eyes were shut and you were softly snoring already. Jimin smiled a bit, getting up on his elbows and pressing a kiss to your temples. Then he leaned back to turn off the lamp on his side table. He went back to face Mingyu’s sleeping figure. He can see him slightly from the light coming in from the window. Jimin slowly strokes his cheek with his finger.

“It’s only going to get harder now isn’t it?” Jimin whispers to him. He sighs again. 

“Pleaseee go easy on me.”

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daddy duties

☔︎part ten: please go easy on me☔︎

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T’is the season Day 5

Day 5  “We slept in”

I hope you enjoyed yesterday's post. Sleep is important so make sure you guys get enough rest!!

Shinsou Hitoshi

 Shinsou and you were ready to be ‘out cold’. You both had literally spent another day just rearranging, cleaning and decorating. Shinsou no matter how lazy; wasn’t about to just leave the house full of boxes. And, in the end you had to admit that it was worth it. Granted that he didn’t know you had stashed a couple of bedroom décor boxes underneath an empty sink cabinet…. Who could blame you and after this you vowed never to move again.

             You both had finally washed the ick of the day off and were clad in your jammies. It was then that you both had the time to enjoy how everything turned out.  Shinsou was strongly into the domestic lifestyle as he has fixed three crooked frames on your ‘tour’.  And, even though you were tired you had to admit that it turned out great. It was beautiful in fact. What made it more special is that this was something that you both now shared. A home together. The thought still set off the moths in your belly…..

             Sadly, when you and your husband finally climbed into bed sleep said yeet bitches. You both really couldn’t fall asleep. You were looking at the ceiling until you turned on your side to meeting a pair of tired eyes. Your lips mimicked his lazy smile and you brought your hand up to run it through his soft purple tresses. He leaned into your touch bringing his had up to cup your cheek rubbing small circles on the patch of skin.

             “Are we petting each other? Is this what we're doing now?” You chuckled sleepily.

             “You say it like we haven’t done pet play kitten.” The teasing smirk on his face made you flush and in retaliation you tugged on his hair.

             “Careful now dollface or we really won’t be sleeping tonight.” He groaned.

             “Ha. Ha.” You sassed rolling your eyes at him.

             “Look all I’m trying to get at is that you really shouldn’t be so shy. I mean you already came while called me daddy so-“ What ever reaction he was looking for he didn’t get. Instead you turned, pressing your back against his chest and his arms quickly came around your waist. It was silent for a while and Shinsou had an apology on his lips just in case you were crossed. However, what you said next flustered him.

             “Speaking of daddy ‘Toshi. Have you considered it? Us as parents.” You felt his arms tighten around your middle. His fingers sliding into your Christmas themed pajama top to rub your belly. A slow smile stretching his lips.

             “I want everything with you (Name).” He mumbled into your neck ushering you to turn around and when you compiled our face burned at the loving look he gave you. “I want everything from having kids with you to bickering with you about squeezed toothpaste tubes.” He smiled.

             “Hitoshi.” You breathed closing your eyes when he rested his forehead against yours.

             “Like we vowed (Name) I only want death to do us part and one of my dreams is to be a wrinkly grape. A raisin. I want to be a crinkly raisin because I’m not worried about getting old if It’s with you. As a matter of fact I’d be the happiest raisin alive with or without kids or grandchildren.”

             “How on earth did you manage to make that the sweetest thing ever?” You laughed.

             “You bring it out of me kitten. I’ve said it before and I'll say it again, you make me a better person.” He confessed.

             “Me too Hitoshi… I like me better when I’m with you.” You sighed.

             “That’s lyric theft (Name).” He teased.

             “And growing old together is cliché!” You nagged poking his side. You immediately got a snigger from the man and you wasted no time in doing it again. Your eyes crinkled as you joined his laughter. Odd squeals slipping past his lips as your fingers wiggled mercilessly on his sides.

             “(N-Name)! hahah s-stop” He snorted as you ran your fingers up and down his ribs.

             “Only if-“ You were cut off by his quirk. Your finger immediately halting. And, although you couldn’t speak you were worried that he might return the favor. But the worry was for naught as his hold on your mind faded and he tackled you. His body weight pressed heavily against you and you groaned in misery. He had done this before, and you knew the drill. He wasn’t going to let you up until you agreed with his conditions.

             “Toooossshhhhhiiiiii” You whined feeling like a bug by how you were squished against the mattress.

             “Hmm? I could have sworn I heard something.” He mused wiggling on top of you to make himself heavier.

             “Nooooo! Please don’t squish me to death!” you laughed. “Lemme out!!”

             “I don’t know if you deserve it (Name).” He snarked.

             “Ughhhh okay fine what do you want me to say?” You sighed in mock distress.

             “I want you to tell me the funniest story you know and If I laugh, I’ll get up.” He grinned.

             “Okay fine…. You remember the after party of our wedding?” You smirked knowing that this one was going to get him to crack.

             “You can’t use that one.” He pouted pressing his lips together firmly to not snort at the memory.

             “Nope, you should have given rules before I spoke. So at the after party as you very well know our good friend Denki-

             “Pffft.” You heard him snort and felt some relief from his weight as he tried to cover his amusement.

             “Man, I didn’t even get to finish.” You giggled along with him. “Okay now you have to get off.”

             “I don’t know? It may not be enough to uproot me.” He teased.

             “Toshi!” You huffed.

             “Okay, okay fine.” With a push of his arms he raised himself off you a carefree smile on his face. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

             “Hitoshi, have I told you how much I love you?” He blushed at your words bringing his lips to brush upon yours softly.

             “You may have said it once or twice.” He whispered pulling away with a smile.

             That night you both fell asleep as the sun was rising. Your tiredness gone as you both engaged in hours of conversation. Things from recalling old stories to future familial plans. And, as you drifted off to the feeling of Shinsou’s slow heartbeat you couldn’t help but think that you were so lucky.

             It was around four p.m when you both had decided to join the world of the living. However, it wasn’t voluntarily. Both your phones were going off with calls. When yours finally stopped Shinsou’s picked up and, he finally answered the call.

             “Hello.” He rasped his morning voice making you smile. He sent you a smile and put the phone on speaker. “Your on speaker (Name)’s here too.”

             “Obviously.” You heard Monoma sass.

             “Get off my phone dude.” You heard Kaminari sigh. “Do you two have any idea what time it is? Yaomomo’s Christmas charity ball has already started where are you?!”

             “Honeymoon part two is my guess.” Monoma teased. You felt your face burn at the comment.

             “We won’t be able to make it.” Shinsou yawned.

             “What?! Why not?! Where are you?! We’ll come pick you up.” You heard Sero’s voice say.

             “Nah we’re good we actually just woke up.” He informed sending you a wink.

             “Yeah we’ll take a rain check.” You added.

             “Wait what happened!?!” You heard Yaoyorozu question as the phone was passed to her.

             “Nothing we just slept in.”

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Ngl after the “careful dollface-” part I was tempted to make it smut. I even had a second option for it but then I scraped it…… Well I hope you liked day 5 see ya tomorrow for “Cold? Hold my hand” With Todoroki Shouto x male reader ^.^ I’m feeling meh concerning the header.

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ANNUAL WRITING SELF-EVALUATION

*All answers should be about works published in 2017.

steph @twoghostsacoustic tagged me so let’s fucking go fuckos

1. List of works published this year:

let’s be honest here and admit that steph was the one to write M&W all by her damn self HAHAHAHAH it’s our baby but i’m like the cool father who only pops by every weekend to fuck up the kid’s personality and all the hard work is steph’s own doing (same applies to love is on the radio)

anyway moving on

i’ve written everything i’ve ever tried in my life this goddamn year so congrats 2017 you played yourself

first: PWPs Butterflies (or as i like to call it, harry and louis going solo again) Blue and Green (don’t judge me) Ambrosia (seriously pls don’t judge me) Through the Wire (actually nevermind if you’re judging me it’s your problem lmao) Ruby Woo (yes it’s harry wearing lipstick)

Then i tried~~ to be a serious writer and my babies were born

You can’t blame gravity (for falling in love) aka larcel au

High-five of your love aka girl larry 

Harry’s Journal to Self Discovery aka girl larry that will probs be published soon?? and hopefully my xmas crack fic as well???

then i got two wips that were written this year and published on the amnesty week cuz i will never finish it let’s be real lmao

2. Work you are most proud of (and why):

honestly? butterflies cuz it was the first one i published on ao3 lmao cuz everything i write i despise

except u#28 i love that shit to pieces but it’s still wip and i love it cuz it’s noir and superhero-y and yeah

3. Work you are least proud of (and why):

every single one of them lmao i hate my writing BUT i think blue and green cuz it was the first one????????????????? and it really does suck lmao

4. A favorite excerpt of your writing:

“Shouldn’t you have quit by now?”

“The watch out?” He smirked. “Or the fags?”

He didn’t need to look at Liam to know he was rolling his eyes.

“You know they’re not good for you.”

“Jeez, dad, no need for a lecture right now.” Louis inhaled again, just in spite, wishing he could blow it out to write words on the wind like a magician of sorts. Instead, he amused himself by imagining his deformed cloud of smoke wrote a giant ‘Fuck off, Payno’ before dispersing on the wind. “They help me concentrate. Besides, they keep me warm.”

Liam tsked behind him. Sometimes he took himself too seriously. Louis wondered what it was like to still be like this. Wholesome. Unwavering. Faithful.

“Are you still having trouble sleeping?”

Louis sighed, crushing the butt of the cigarette against the wall and then throwing it away, the wind picking it up. The best part about sitting so up high was watching the wind carry everything away in a second, almost an endless fall of an acrobat, suspended on air, far away from the ground.

“Yeah.”

He let the wind take his voice away as well. Let it be swept away. Liam would know better than to keep the questioning anyway.

They stood in silence, surrounded by echoes of street life and the falling night.

5. Share or describe a favorite comment you received:

uhhhhhhhhh i love @gaycousinlarry‘s girl direction work so i’m still weak she read and commented on mine haha then @finck-you-freeky and @smellofsunshine both read my pretentious wip and highlighted some nice passages and i loved it and someone commented on my larcel saying they’ve reread it many times and i still don’t know how to answer it cuz i’m so flattered???????????? 

but above all i’ll always remember @runontheroadbeforeidance‘s comment for butterflies cuz she was the first person outside of my little group of friends to read my work and comment it and she said it felt like a slow hazy summerday which was EXACTLY what i wanted to pass and i still hold this close to my heart tbh haha

honestly i’m just grateful for everyone who ever read it and if they liked or commented on it i’ll love them forever haha

6. A time when writing was really, really hard:

every goddamn time. i struggle a fucking lot to write lmao

7. A scene or character you wrote that surprised you:

i’m still not over all that spitting marcel did. why the fuck, mate? also u#28 everyone is always surprising me haha

8. How did you grow as a writer this year:

i actually begin to write so there’s that haha

9. How do you hope to grow next year:

i hope i write smth i’m actually proud of and think it’s actually good haha @ u#28 u ma only hope

10. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):

ughhhh my beta @britpickerhl my test runners @broccoliwasdone @finck-you-freeky @rosegoldhl will have a honour mention and all but will have to excuse me cuz right now it’s @twoghostsacoustic time

no seriously y’all don’t understand i literally only started to write because of steph HAHAHAHAHA it’s more than the fact she’s my friend my beta my cheerleader and my padner in this hellhole, she literally is the reason i even realized i could try my hand at this shit. so if yall wanna blame someone, it’s her

we have our drs and whatnot but in the end tamo junto 

so yeah steph through and through

(also dj imma choose fireproof to play then since steph wrote OVER AGAIN for me and whatnot)

11. Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year:

i too fisted someone this year

lmao jk but it does appear all the fucking time, especially the pop culture/music mentions and when they’re particularly dumb

12. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:

watch porn, it helps

but seriously: don’t give a shit what others might think about your work, about popularity or whatever the fuck. just write it for you and if someone wants to read it with you fuck yea they winning but this baby is yours and yours alone so don’t mind about being a hype or if it’s good or not. what matters is that u wrote it so kudos to you for your effort

also, never forget fandoms love to love bs so sometimes..... things that are famous...... are worse........

and just embrace your weirdness and go for your own brand and do you

13. Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

oooooh boy yes 

i got a marcel exchange to do that i wanna write asap (tbh i have to lmao)

the i got a star trek au for @hrrytomlinson that god only knows how i’ll fit in between my other shit sorry kiddo i’m postponing that due date already haha

then i got a gift for @twoghostsacoustic that she has no idea what it’s about

then i got ruby woo part 2, the storyteller, u#28, my abo and my beatles au that are all fics that i’m dying to write

and fuck knows what else is in store lmao

also i’d love to write for other fandoms

and to like maybe take writing serious for once lmaooooooooo

14. Tag three writers/artists whose answers you’d like to read

honestly i lowkey tagged a lot of people while writing this haha so i’ve rigged the game and am tagging them but lemme see @rosegoldhl wassup binch @smellofsunshine to inspire you to write more haha and @threeandsixseconds @fireawaynjh @vanillabeanniall 

honestly what are rules i got new ones and i count them ayyy

#jfc if you've read this all congrats you're the real mvp cuz not even i can stand myself lmao #babbling me

[chocobruh-dream]

Headcanon: Noctis has an older sister that refused to marry suitors because she would rather marry for love. She trained with Gladio and on the trip to Altissa ends up falling for Gladio or Ignis!

Oooh I like this! TBH, I think it would’ve been awesome if Noctis did actually have an older sister. Maybe Enix forgot to introduced her? Hmm~

Lemme start this: I can imagine a fight or heated argument between her and Regis; He is trying to reason with her, telling her that Noctis agreed to marry Lady Lunafreya for the purpose to bring their cities closer. Marrying Ravus or someone from another city (Maybe royality from Altissia? Idk, man) will do the same. Regis is tried of all the fighting and he just wants to ensure the survival of the Luci family and the safety of the Insomnia citizens.

I can imagine her being completely heartbroken when she learns the fate of her father. They left things on bad terms and she was too upset to rekindle things when she went with Noctis on the journey. She would have wished that she had told Regis that she really does love him. DID love him. I can see Noctis being a little hard on his sister because he does believe Regis is trying to do the right thing. Not once has he tried to talk back at him and is slightly upset that his sister would do such a thing. They’ll probably argue a lot at the beginning then Gladio or Ignis (Ignis most likely) will talk some sense into them.

Being trained with Gladio, I can see the two of them bonding a lot; Gladio would most likely be hard on her. He can’t be soft especially when he’s training her, teaching her to be strong, and not to let her guard down. Every time she tries to vent to him about arranged marriage and not wanting to go that route, Gladio (at first) would say something like “It’s part of the job, part of royal duties. You don’t see Noct complaining about it.” And that’ll probably just upset her.

Gladio tries to calm her down, after a few days of silent treatment from her, by saying that all his life and a lot of his family has protected the royal family of Insomnia. Always has and always will. He knows of nothing else, the freedom to choose the other path because he was RAISED to accept his duties. The friendship and bonding he has with Noctis and the others is a bonus to him because he couldn’t have it any other way. His overall advice is that to look at the glass half-full.

TBH, Ignis would’ve been the same way; “accept your duties and if you can’t pull your weight, you wouldn’t have been here the whole time.” Ignis knows she’s CAPABLE of completing her tasks, however difficult it may be. Besides, he likes to make sure she knows every side of the story. He told her that Regis wouldn’t have forced or wanted to arrange a marriage for her if he had the freedom to let her choose. Being King or of royality is no easy task.

As the journey goes on, taking them to Altissia, Gladio would probably realize he has fallen in love with her when he caught himself thinking such as “She would love this view” or “I need to take her to his place” and just only thinking about her. He has feelings for her all along, but he was so sure that you’ll end up being with someone else for the same purpose Noct and Luna are wedding each other. But he couldn’t help it and it was too late to try to shut down his feelings.

If it were to be Ignis instead, I could see him taking her on a “friendly” date. “We’re just friends, I just wanted to show you this nice restaurant/cafe I discovered on this side of Altissia,” he said as he blushed a tiny bit. Seeing her laugh and enjoying herself, that’s when Ignis realizes that he’s in love with her. Especially after Altissia.

Honeshly, I could definitely see Noct-ASS being a little hard on Gladio or Ignis, being protective of her mostly because he wanted her to follow her duties as he thinks it was his father’s will. One day, he realizes that she’s really happy with Gladio/Ignis and decided to let them be. I can definitely see a sad scenario taking place if it was Ignis. -tears-

(spoilers after this bubble, please don’t read after this bubble if you haven’t beaten the game)

Within 2-3 years of Noctis being gone and the demons taking over, Gladio or Ignis decided to pop the question. They have a small wedding in Lestallum and just decided to hold off on their honeymoon. They have hope that they could return the light to the world and everything, within time, will be restored.

Noctis comes back, sees that his sister finally settled down, smiles. I also would love it even more if his sister decides (or it totally wasn’t planned) to have one kid with Gladio or Ignis and she stays in Lestallum. Man, if the ending is what I thought it is (I REALLY HAVE HIGH HOPES THAT THE BOYS IS STILL ALIVE), she’s going to be so heartbroken. But she’ll have the photos that Prompto had given her as copies. If Gladio, he would leave her his shield. If it is Ignis, his favorite daggers. When the child grows up, they will be seen carrying that weapon with them at all times. (OMG I LOVE IT!)

END! I loved writing this piece, I kind of feel like they should introduce the possibility of romancing the boys so scenarios like this could happen. It would’ve developed much more feels especially if they ever wanted to create a sequel related to the kid being grown up! Ughhhh. That’s just my opinion. I think with the right writers for the romance options, it would turn out to be a huge hit. But I also understand the hassle of keeping those options in mind for it to carry over to the second game. I may have been infected by Bioware since I played M.E. and Dragon Age…..

#prince noctis #noct #noctis #noctis lucis caelum #gladiolus #gladio #gladiolus amicitia #ignis stupeo scientia #ignis scentia #ignis #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy xv #ffxv headcanons #ffxv imagines #ffxv #ff15 #ffxv spoilers #spoilers

[idornaseminary]

Chapter One-Hundred Eighty-One: Beatrice and Natasha

“Well, thanks anyway. Lemme know if you see her or anything,” Beatrice said morosely, waving over her shoulder at one of her best friend’s former lovers. 

Three days had passed under dark storm clouds brewing on the horizon, the blood outside the castle fading every morning after the vampires returned to haul away the soaked blocks of ice, leaving the green grass exposed to fresh snowfall each day. Of the 413 missing students, Beatrice only cared about trying to account for one, her roommate Halina, who in the time they’d all been sequestered in the castle hadn’t been seen or heard from.

The Samoan witch pulled a tube of honey and orange blossom salve from the pocket of her blue bell bottom jeans, generously spreading the fragrant tincture across her peeling pale lips, so focused on screwing the cap back on tightly she missed a step by a few centimeters, falling face first onto the carpet lined mahogany stairs with a grunt. She rolled her eyes and chucked the little plastic jar into her leather satchel, holding the flap open a little wider to check that nothing inside broke, shoulders relaxing with relief when she couldn’t see any damage.

Brushing herself off, she continued up the staircase towards the Divination Room. If nobody else had seen Halina, perhaps Beatrice could find her. Maybe Hallie had been kidnapped during the mayhem after the attack and was being held down in the dungeons by the remaining members of the cult. Perhaps they were planning to offer her as a tribute to the rest of the student body could escape the island? Whatever was going on, Beatrice knew her job was not yet over, no matter how much she wished it could be. More than anything, she just wanted to go home with Calix to recover from their physical and emotional wounds.

She rubbed her eyes tiredly, her nose wrinkling in anger when she remembered that she hadn’t charmed her makeup in place that morning, leaving a large blot of her heavy eyeliner smudged on her chaffed hand. “Lovely,” she muttered sarcastically under her breath, glancing around the large classroom where some of her happiest moments of her education had been spent now covered in a thin sheen of dust. Heading to the center of the room, Beatrice dropped her bag to the floor and rummaged through it until she found a small white sheepskin, draping it across the star-shaped compass painted on the pine planks, sitting down on the luxurious wool.

Pulling out a small purple ceramic lotus flower with a pin sized hole in the center, Beatrice set it a yard away, propping a honeysuckle scented incense stick in the little holder. She cleared her throat, nervous that what her runes would tell her was contrary to what she wanted to hear as she lit the coated twig and blew out the flame. Smoke trailed from the stick, slow and languid as it mixed with the drafty damp smell of the classroom, setting the frantic witch at ease. Beatrice inhaled the burning perfume, the sweet polluted air curling and caressing her worried mind, knocking the petite woman to the floor, paralyzed as her Sight forced her away from the vast room where she lay mumbling in Welsh, her body twitching every so often.

Halina’s hot, hasty breath flooded the numbing, polar January air as she sprinted across the deep snow covered field outside the castle’s courtyard, trying to keep up with the panicked mob of students retreating from the horde of monsters. Stray screams from students being eviscerated, spurts of steaming ruby blood speckling the crystalline pasture overturned by chaos. She trembled violently, uncontrollable shivers running up and down her spine as the icy air bit her dark skin, though she had no time to worry about frostbite the closer she got to the doors through which she could see everybody taking shelter.

“Hal....H...Ha….Halin…” Beatrice squeaked, watching terrified as her roommate brought up the rear of the pack.

A ghostly white vampire, eyes blue and clear as an empty winter sky, plunged forward and sunk its pointed talons into her friend’s neck, yanking the Kenyan back with a piercing yelp. She sank down into the snow drift and fumbled for her wand, hoping she could still make it to the castle so close she could see Professor Owa start to close the door though one man was still trying to make the final cut. His slightly balding salt and pepper hair seemed like snowflakes on black velvet from so far away, though the grey and brown tweed jacket gave him away. “Ibor-” Halina attempted to shout, the sound coming out like a garbled racket. The man turned slightly and-

Natasha pushed open the heavy wooden door to the room, fully prepared to find it empty. After everything that happened, she needed some time to herself, some time to think and process and just breathe, none of which she had gotten enough of since they first ventured into the Mystery Shack. She was largely confined to the room with Maria, not wanting to sit in the Cucurrion common room and face the stares and whispers of her classmates, or venture out of the dorm and face even more of that, along with the possibility of running into a member of her unlikely company. She knew they were all likely struggling with the events, and while she appreciated the help she’d received from Enzo, she had no desire to try to talk this through with any of them. She went to the Divination room assuming it would not be occupied; few students ventured away from the Great Hall or their common rooms, having deemed those areas the safest, and all of the surviving professors were focused on monitoring students and keeping the castle in order, or on finding ways to get everyone off of Isle Velum and out of Idorna. Professor Levas wouldn’t be in the room, and she assumed no one else would be, either.

Which was why she was caught off guard when she saw none other than Beatrice, laying on the floor and seemingly waking up from some sort of sleep. Except, knowing that the other girl was a fellow Seer, Natasha doubted it was simply a nap.

“Beatrice?” she asked quietly, stepping towards the Gestona cautiously. The other girl seemed to be awake now, out of the vision, but Natasha knew from experience that true visions were disorienting and draining, and the heavy scent of incense in the room wouldn’t help with that. Natasha waved her wand quickly to clear away all of the excess smoke, but the smell still lingered. It was no longer the Cucurrion’s priority, however, as she reached where Beatrice lay and knelt down, helping the other woman sit up.

The groggy Samoan reached up and moved to rub her eyes, but remembering this time that she had makeup on, stopped and simply pressed her hand to her forehead. “Ughhhh...dammit,” she cursed, squeezing her eyes shut tightly, the smoke making her eyes water profusely. “Don’t you just hate it when you See something and then it just cuts out like the power going out?”

The question was a bit strange, but Natasha nodded. “I suppose,” she agreed, shifting back now that she knew Beatrice was alright. She was tempted to leave, not wanting to have whatever conversation the Samoan was going to attempt, but she was in an impossible spot to run away. So instead she shifted a little to get more comfortable, as much as she could be on the floor of the musty room, and ran her fingers through her hair, noting with annoyance how many strands came free from the simple motion, the loss no doubt due to stress.

Beatrice wiped her smudged hand on her jeans before rubbing her itchy nose, tugging the sleeves of her grey knit crop top down to her fingertips. “Hey, has anybody figured out who the professor in the cult is yet?” she asked, nonchalantly, summoning a little black silk pouch from her satchel nearby, wanting to try asking her runes.

Natasha raised an eyebrow at Beatrice’s question, which was clearly attempting at neutral, even though it was impossible to ask something like that after having a vision. At least, it apparently was for the Gestona.

“No, we haven’t, otherwise we would have shared with the group, I’m sure.” Where was she going with this?

Beatrice clenched her jaw and ran her fingers over the supple, shining fabric though she nodded her head, her curls bouncing limply. It was Professor Ibori she saw in her vision, but perhaps she was making a mountain out of a molehill. Maybe it was nothing. Ibori was the last one into the castle, and it wasn’t like he did anything suspicious in the vision. All he did was turn around; beyond that brief action, there was nothing to suggest he ignored, or even really heard her. For all Beatrice knew, he could have just been reacting to the sound of the vampires feasting on her dead roommate. “I just...I wasn’t sure that Enzo would be willing to tell me even if he did,” she grumbled, feeling like she should leave before things became too awkward. “After the way I hesitated to…” she paused and pursed her lips, backtracking briefly, “after I hesitated to save Mel.”

Natasha closed her eyes for a moment, resisting her urge to walk straight out of the Divination room. She knew Beatrice had not asked directly for comfort or reassurance, but she was definitely looking for it or was at least hoping to receive some. And Natasha still had absolutely no clue how to offer it and was incredibly uncomfortable attempting to do so. She caused pain; she didn’t heal it. But after her feelings of loneliness the last few days, when she didn’t have anyone when she felt she needed them, she remembered what she learned from McKayla--Sometimes, you have to be the one to sacrifice first, in order to grow closer to someone. She wasn’t sure that Beatrice was the person she wanted to become friends with, to lean on when she needed support, but she had to start somewhere.

“He would still tell you,” the Cucurrion assured her fellow Seer, her voice a bit rough from her discomfort, but still holding a warm, gentle note. It surprised even her, and she stopped for a moment, trying to figure out what to say next. “I think...I think more than anything, he feels guilty for lying, so he doesn’t blame you. You both did what you thought you had to.”

Beatrice wrapped her arms around her legs, drawing them close to her chest, the chilly draft sweeping through the room making her wonder Halina was there beside them, telling her that they weren’t really alone. She propped her chin on her knee, a small smile playing on her lips, thankful that Natasha was attempting to be friendly- though it wasn’t necessarily her forte. “This wasn’t a simple white lie like he told me the book I wanted was already checked out so he could take it for himself. He told a lie that ended somebody’s life. He told me a lie which made me want to, and actually killed somebody. How do I forgive Enzo for making me do something Unforgivable?”

Fuck. Natasha should have known that this would open up a whole new conversation that she didn’t particularly want to be having. But now she was obligated to finish it, and frankly, she knew that she was probably the best and most neutral person to try to heal this rift between Enzo and Beatrice, particularly if their unlikely company was going to try to work together ever again.

“I know. And that was wrong of him to do. But he thought Mel was going to die. She was going to die. He felt hopeless, and when he saw you, he saw the only rational solution to the problem that made sense, in a highly emotional moment. Was it right? No. Was it his only option? No. But if it were Calix in front of you, about to die by the hand of Crix, would you hesitate to use the only idea that comes to mind, if you knew it would work?”

“In all honesty, if Crix were trying to kill Calix in front of me, I wouldn’t even have been able to think of a spell. I would have just jumped in front of him,” she said, looking down at the pouch clutched tightly in her hand, trying to unclench her fist. “And he couldn’t either. It’s why he begged me to do it.”

Natasha sighed. “Crix had already cast the curse. There was nothing Enzo could do to stop it, and you’re right, he couldn’t think of a spell. He saw you already pointing your wand at him, so he tried to push you to finish it.” The Cucurrion was growing increasingly uncomfortable with this, which was clearly noticeable by her shifting. “I know why this is difficult for you, but you have to try to understand why he did it. You don’t have to forgive him, just get to the point where you two can work together, for the sake of the school and figuring out what’s going on.”

Beatrice nodded and stood up slowly, hauling her satchel over her shoulder after depositing her runes back inside, shuffling towards the door. At least I can help others without manipulating them to do my bidding like Enzo. She rubbed her lips together and sniffed, her irritated nose itching from the incense. Pausing in the doorway, she turned towards Natasha and smiled softly. “Thank you for trying to comfort me. And you’re right about one thing: I will never forgive him.”

#script #beatrice #natasha