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fiasco95 · 15 hours
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(For context: James and Lily dated for a short while in their seventh year. After they broke up, they decided they were better off as best friends. They’re in uni now and are still close as ever.)
Lily says, slapping James’ ass as they pass by: Hey, hey James!
James, eyes widening as he slowly turns to look at Regulus: Uh.
Regulus growls as he digs his hand into James’ trousers’ pockets, searching for something.
He pulls out two identical rings, turns to his boyfriend who does the same and holds his left hand. He slips the bigger ring onto James’ ring finger. James gently takes the remaining ring and repeats the same.
They both turn to Lily and Pandora with their left hands up to display their matching rings.
Lily’s jaw drops to the ground: ?!?!??!!!!
Lily then pulls Pandora’s wrist to lay on her forearm; showcasing their matching bracelets.
James just as shocked: WAIT-
(They were indeed close, but as uselessly gay they are, forgot to mention that fact to each other. They’re happy for one another, just shocked.)
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moreorlez · 1 year
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janothergay · 4 months
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A dark comedy with a useless lesbian is something that can actually be so personal
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wirvalisp · 2 years
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uselesssapphics · 1 year
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Mirror Souls  
|| Those who truly are a physical embodiment of our own soul that we have chose to come into union with, in our current lifetime. This is the ultimate destination we are seeking when we feel that pull as if there has always been someone else out there that we are meant to find. ||
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multiverseofgayness · 2 years
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Wanda: Kate, I suggested journaling not an entire self-insert fan fiction.
Kate twitching: I can stop at anytime, I just need to make sure I get a satisfying ending.
Wanda: You’ve had several “happy” endings Kate. I can read minds and yours is thirstier than the driest desert
Yelena pops up: Kate bishop is thirsty?
Wanda: And you’re the drink she’s looking for!!
Kate: WANDA!!!
Yelena: I cannot be a drink? I am not a liquid?
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lyrifaun · 2 years
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ahhhh the Gay Grey Area™️, where both are in love and neither realize until way later like why am i so upset about this friend??? Oh well, awkward flailing
anyway, imodna
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imrayasassitant · 11 months
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Raya and namaari walking through the forest:
Raya: What would you do if i pushed you in the water right now?
Namaari smirking: Raya I just might punch you in your pretty face.
Raya blushing: You think I’m pretty?
Namaari blushing putting her hair behind her ear: Shut up binturi…
Raya: Well… You aren’t exactly denying it ;)
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redpandarambles · 1 year
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Latest chapter is now up :)
Chapters: 15/17 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends) Characters: Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Jayce (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Modern AU, Angst, Fluff, Feels, Ace!Cait, Humor, Bartender Vi, neither of them know what they're doing, But then again neither does the author, Not Beta Read, Slow Burn Summary:
“If someday you did develop feelings for someone, would you tell them?” Vi asked Caitlyn shrugged, curling inwards on herself slightly “I don’t know”. “Why not?” Caitlyn chewed her lip for a moment, absently tugging at a loose thread on her jeans. “Because even if I developed feelings I couldn’t guarantee I could offer them what they wanted. Then it seems pretty selfish to deny them the chance of getting everything with someone else.” Vi huffed and shook her head softly, a tired smile tugging at her lips “And if you were everything they wanted?” Caitlyn looked over then, meeting Vi’s gaze “Don’t think the chance of that are very high but if you find them, let me know”.
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leemokitkat · 2 years
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okay so i’ve already read the book but while i was watching the cmbyn movie it just hit me
that Oliver and Elio
are so much
like James and Regulus
and not just because it’s Timotheé
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azarthelazar · 1 year
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How to be a boss ass lesbian:
Own timbs, wear the timbs in 100 degree weather.
Make all men afraid, make all women think you're a man.
Confuse all the bi people
Wear a ring, dunno why it's just extra attractive, so are necklaces like damn
But most importantly: walk with confidence, even if you trip.
I'm so bored yall don't even understand
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cryptid-lucid · 1 year
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Advertisers need to stop making women who are very silly and charming the face of their advertisements. I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS, I DO NOT NEED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON WOMEN WHO ARE ACTRESSES FOR BRANDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUNSHINE-Y BITCHES.
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ghostlemon36 · 4 months
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Useless goddamn gays
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byrd-nest · 1 year
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There was a bake sale going on today at my university to raise money for a women’s shelter and I bought two things. As I was walking away one of the people said “you love women huh” and I just
“I’m a lesbian”
the muffins were really good
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dukeofriven · 1 year
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usereddie · 25 days
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eddie, who made buck his son’s legal guardian, who allowed himself to be vulnerable in front of buck in ways he’s never been in front of anyone else, who gave buck a place, a home for the first time in his life (“it’s eddie’s house, i’m not really a guest”), who coparents his child with buck, who loves buck unconditionally, with everything in him, despite it all, because of it all: i’m a nester. i want to build a life with someone i love. a slow burn. i don’t want a ready made family. i want it with my best friend.
buck: :((( he’s gonna raise a family with tommy in the sky in their helicopter house :(((
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