#we are the woke police

[monkeyfishgirl]

idk man, tumblr seems pretty into it

#we are the woke police #dr who #british press #british right wing newspapers #david tennant #catherine tate

[isawthismeme]

#this is why we can't have nice things #student protests #student life #student causes #violent protests #peaceful protests #protests #protection #protest #college #college protests #gaza protests #free gaza #gaza strip #gaza genocide #woke is wonderful #lies and the lying liars who tell them #gazaunderattack #save gaza #gaza #news on gaza #war on gaza #stand with gaza #gazaunderfire #student protests for Gaza #student protests for Palestinians #violence gets noticed #the violence is killing me #police violence #gun violence

[crispyliza]

You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

#this actually happened tk my sister a few years back #she lost her ID card and had to go to the police station early in the morning to aply for a new one #my dad woke me up in like 7 am to go with them in case they needed help with tech stuff (finding the necessary forms online) #he ended up figuring it out by himself and he was very proud #and then went to help out my sister with the paperwork and did what i described above #it reminded me of how captain holt in b99 always informed his husband of his full name when they talked on the phone #and when they were making reservations and holt told kevin how to spell his name #anyways afterwards my dad went to buy coffee and a tiropita as a thank you for the officer thay helped us and fought with my sister #bc she didn't want to bring them to the officer #before he bought the stuff he asked us if we wanted anything and i asked for an iced tea which he forgot :( #so not only was my presence useless i also didn't get anything out if it #but seeing my dad and sister fill out paperwork was pretty funny and i will forever cherish that memory #shitpost #text #crispy talks

[danixion]

dont you hate it when you’re having gay dreams and the fucking cops wake you up

#lgbtqia+ #transgender #trans #I was literally just having the most euphoric dream this morning #police chase woke me up 10 minutes in #god damnit #😭 #but anyways we ball #😔

[degenderates]

i've stayed up late so many nights in a row this past week (work, burlesque show, breaking bad bingewatching) that i fell asleep today in the class i'm supposed to be a TA of LMAOOOO

#hopefully the prof didnt notice #i was literally curled up in my armchair (this classroom has chairs and couches on one side) head on my arm #granted we were watching a movie so no one was looking at each other and i didnt have to do anything #we were watching harold and maude one of my fave movies #i woke up during the police officer scene #hilarious #josiah speaks

[oflgtfol]

even in 1994 in a comic clearly meant to be critiquing corporatization, theyre still out here making comically communist villains. like capitalism is literally the force of evil in this entire story but lets still make an over the top communist villain anyway

#what was that one venom comic that did something similar to this #license to kill or sign of the boss one of those #‘the sick heart of the capitalist west’ IS EVEN MORE TRUE for the 2099 world than the 1970s #(since this guy was in cryofreeze for 135 years and only just woke up in 2099) #like fucking come on man the corporations literally run the police and private militaries #and constantly spy on the people and theres literally no state government anymore bc its all just corporations ruling in their #own corporate city states #and the rich people buy high tech weapons ans go patrol poor areas ans literallt just kill poor people for fun in their free time #like its a capitalist fucking dystopia 😭😭 #GIRLIES WE NEED COMMUNISM IN 2099 MORE THAN EVER #brot reads marvel comics #spiderman 2099 (1992) annual 1

[pinkfey]

okay. hhhhh.

#so i completely feel like the house is in danger now #the boy woke up just a little while ago. i changed him and had him go potty etc. it’s snack time and he said he wanted to go outside #so i’m like sure why not. and i brought him out with his snack and set up a place for him to eat outside. this is all fine right #like i’m talking to him and stuff. and then he looks behind me and says ‘who that’ and i absolutely froze #and that FUCKING guy was standing there on the other side of the fence #but this time around the back where we were #i asked if i could help him and he said he’s a little lost (??????) #asked if he could use my phone and it would be real quick #and i told him okay well just across the street is an apartment complex and they have a phone #and he said he doesn’t have time for that and he needs to use my phone. and i said sorry you can’t come in #and at this point he was leaning forward on the fence. they just put padlocks on so he couldnt have opened it but he would be able to hop it #he wasn’t saying anything so i picked up the boy and left his snack there and told the guy if he comes on the property i’ll call the police #and repeated that he can go to the apartment complex #and i opened the front door to the house and he said ‘you should let me in’ #which is so. oh god i don’t even know what i said back. and i locked the door and watched him stand there a sec from another window #before he walked off back around the perimeter of the fence and down the street somewhere #AND I LITERALLY !!!!!!! i don’t know what to do !!!!! i have an hour until the father comes home #and i’m absolutely scared shitless. what do i even do. what do i even do !! #i thought i might ask my dad to come over at least until the father gets home #that would technically break my contract but i think it would be special circumstances #but he isn’t answering his PHONE and i’m just. so freaked out. i have no idea what i’m supposed to do. #god i don’t mean to panic but this feels like a panicking situation #anyways.txt

[lilgynt]

the dreams i’ve been having on the flu meds have been very vivid and weird but i love last nights where it was like my shitty ex is trying to take the hannibal posters in the divorce and im trying to make sure he can’t

#personal #this was like a side plot the main dream was biking with a girl through california and then our resting place was this weird cave we went #skinny dipping in #i straight up put that on hold to have a custody battle over hannibal posters 😭😭 #they’ve been fun tho. i went to this catholic school detention #with like dante level shit of punishments but there was a riot leon from re was there briefly we all broke out and oh my god the after #part was sooo fun. also we all had vaugely religious super powers and they were blasting the devil man sound track #did have a weird one where i was a cop but it became more saw like at the end and also when i woke up after my partner asked me #if i had anybody in my family who was a cop and i was like actually no a few criminals tho #and she gave me a weird look and i was about to talk about how i hate police but then i remembered i was the police #but why was i a cop if i hate cops? and then immediately woke up

[heavenknowsffs]

Fell in love with yet another musician yesterday 😔

#the horrors #i have the most coolest night tho #me and my friend went to grab a coffee (aka beers) and it was raining so much we got into the 1st bar we saw #and it was a sunday so everything in cordoaria was closed so that was the only one open #and they had live jazz music going on and we randomly met this guy who sat at our table #and then he tried to be my wingman with the musician guy 😂 did not work #then we met another guy randomly who was from slovakia and he made a piercing drunk and woke up with it #and he lost his friends and started paying everyone shots and beers so we got drunk ofc #then he offered me another beer and i said 'well i'm not gonna turn down a free drink am i?' and some other guys in th bar heard & cheered #so we started talking and they were italian and i spoke to them a bit in italian 😅 and then drama happened with my friend #and she had to go home (but everything is alright) and i stayed with these italian guys and we went to another bar #to meet some of my friends but when i got there they had gone home and then the security didn't let the italians in #because he said they were badly dressed ahskalah fashion police of ferro bar 🤣 #anyway i had a good outfit apparently so i went inside and got us all beers and we stood outside drinking and talking #and then i fell on the street like a giraffe that was just born so 🤡😂 #my sweet italians were so worried about me poor guys but i only got a wound in my knee its ok #wild night was pretty great and met lovely people #i always meet great people in porto at night ❤️ i love love this city

[girl-bateman]

Attempting a terrorist attack on the train station is NOT very girlboss :/

#ok on a real note this is making me a little paranoid #bc when me and my mom were waiting by the bus stop (before they unauthorised that area too) #there was a lady who suddenly left when we sat down #and she left behind luggage unattended luggage #which is NOT something that makes u feel at ease when theres a bomb threath #(my mom let the police know and were pretty far away from the station now but still😩) #just such a weird situation #and also i need to pee :(( its been 9 hours since i woke up and i havent peed once #im not feelin sexy fresh at all :( #we were supposed to leave 3 hours ago UGH #personal

[deadpool-scar-bro]

jolyne was very mean to miles this afternoon so the kitties are staying separate for some time

he was spooked for a bit but then i gave him food and cuddled with him in bed. he's taking a nap belly up in his spider-man nest (aka. the spider-man blanket bunched up around him) so i gather he's pretty chilled out rn

#personal stuff #oh also i didn't get to take the test #my sister and i went all the way to the stupid police station where you have to take the test #and there was one sole officer out and she was like 'we're closed and won't open 'till monday' #and we were like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE CLOSED??? #WE WOKE UP SO FUCKING EARLY AND WE WERE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET THERE TO AVOID CROWDS AND UUUUGHHHH #AAAAAA IM GONNA THROW A WASP NEST INSIDE THERE THE NEXT TIME I GO ISWTG #i fucking hate mexican bureocracy #it makes no fucking sense and its 50/50 they're just straight up gonna tell you to go fuck yourself

[jellogram]

Just in general I don't think "xyz saying is associated with fascists" is a great argument against saying a phrase as a meme because like. What better way to take it out of their mouths than to put it in ours. There might be other associated reasons not to use a word or phrase, but "bad people like saying this phrase" by itself isn't a concrete reason imo. if psychiatric terms and slurs can lose their impact through casual usage then why not "reject modernity, embrace tradition" or whatever the meme of the day is. If it's a slogan mocked by weird sad queers then maybe they'll be too embarrassed to say it anymore.

#idk man in general I'm just a lot less in favor of policing language than I am of ruining bad buzzwords through misuse. #praying for the day the right realizes we mock the shit out of them for overusing ''woke'' and they finally stop #reblogs off cuz I don't feel like arguing

[isawthismeme]

#police #police brutality #police violence #blm #woke is wonderful #this is why we can't have nice things #empathy education #fight the patriarchy #lies and the lying liars who tell them #smash the patriarchy #body cam #body camera #police encounter #policemen #police the police #police corruption #police custody #victim blaming #black lives matter

[arminsumi]

「 🔴 RECORDING 」

found footage of satoru's student years... recorded on the camcorder that he carried around everywhere.

warnings : heavy angst, fluff, implied death, not proofread

[ the first footage is one minute long. there's two blue eyes widening comedically on the screen. the resolution is low and the audio is tinny. ]

"Ooo it works... well hellooooooo there... i'm... GOJO!! SATORU!! and this is... suguuuuruu getooooo... oh look at that walk, you're such a model."

[ the camera is on suguru, who's walking with bad posture. he doesn't like the camera. ]

[ he has his old hairstyle; this was recorded before his hair was long enough to be in the bun style. he hides his face from the camera. ]

"... aw, he's a model that doesn't like cameras. anyways... this is the beautiful... STUNNING... hot... talented... playing-hard-to-get... (haha kidding)... y/n~"

[ the camera pans to you. you can hear the flirty tone in satoru's voice. ]

"... we are currently walking through the gates of hell..."

[ the camera pans to the school. the resolution clears for a second to show a blue sky with slowly drifting clouds. ]

"okay. we have arrived in hell; look there's satan himself—"

[ the camera pans to yaga. ]

[ the footage ends with yaga confiscating satoru's camera and scolding him. ]

[ a video starts off shaky. the camera is dropped on the train floor and suguru sighs. ]

"satoru...... did you just break it after having it for one day?"

[ satoru picks it up and gives a toothy smile to the screen. ]

"nah. she's all good. not even a scratch. ooh... suguru we look so hot. and look how hot y/n is... she's so scandalous — sittin' next to me on the train. this proximity's got me sweatin', baby... kidding kidding... don't gimme that look!"

[ suguru gives the middle finger to the camera and satoru's iconic laugh sounds beautiful even through the crap audio quality. ]

[ there's a 3 minute video that's half-corrupted of a party happening in your apartment... of just you, satoru, suguru and shoko. lykke li's "i follow rivers" is playing loudly, satoru is screaming the lyrics in broken english and suguru is recording you and him dancing like maniacs. shoko is offering her cigarette to the camera and blowing smoke into the lens. ]

[ there's a 25 second clip of satoru aggressively kissing you until you laugh. ]

[ there is a photo of satoru crouching to pet a cat. he's holding an umbrella. ]

[ there is corrupted footage of laughter and a flicker of the video shows a tiny pot on a stove with ramen cooking in it. ]

[ there's a photo of you, satoru, suguru and shoko. you and satoru are looking at each other like lovebirds. suguru is giving the finger to the camera. shoko is laughing with her eyes closed. ]

[ a long video of satoru waking up in a hotel bed. he looks like he just woke up. he blinks at the camera, bleary-eyed and cute with puffy lips and messy hair. ]

"goodmornin'."

[ his morning rasp is strong. ]

"i'm awake... but miss sleepy head and mister sleepy head are not, as you can see..."

[ he zooms in on your face. you're laid at his right, and suguru is laid at his left. ]

"here's the sleeping angel... and here's the sleeping dragon... anyways... WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYY!!! IT'S A BRIGHT NEW DAY!!!"

[ suguru's wakeful groan sounds groggy and disturbed by satoru's loud, piercing wake-up call. you scrunch your face as you wake up, seemingly out of a dream. ]

"satoru... what the hell is the matter with you..."

[ it's an ultra close-up shot of your nose as you mumble this. ]

"i was lonely being awake by myself, gosh. you're so mean!"

[ he experiences a voice crack. suguru gives a sleepy, murderous look at his best friend. ]

"satoru... i swear i'm gonna throw that camera into traffic one day."

[ suguru's mumbling into his pillow too softly to be taken seriously. ]

"wanna say that to the camera?"

[ suguru looks grouchy. ]

"i'll kill you."

"WOW... buddy, this is evidence if you ever do kill me... the police will find this footage... 'n put your FLAT ass in jail. aw... y/n fell back asleep look look... aw she's so fucking precious."

[ suguru and satoru admire you for a bit. there rest of the footage is corrupted. ]

[ footage of a breakfast in the same hotel. sunny side eggs are zoomed-in on. and there's only eggs. ]

"we're too broke to buy bacon, isn't that cool?"

[ satoru gets a nice view up his nose as he tilts the camera to himself. then he turns the camera to you, who's sleepily eating this miserable breakfast. ]

"... so we just have eggs to eat... heyyyy hot babe..."

[ satoru flirts with you and you roll your eyes in response, smiling and chewing on your egg, fork in one hand. ]

"wanna hear a joke?"

"mhm."

"if you ever broke up with me, what would you call me?"

"an idiot?"

"your eggs."

[ you groan and stop eating because his pun was so awful, but you've got a big smile on your face and satoru is laughing heartily. ]

[ the video ends with you and satoru leaning in for a big kiss and a sleepy suguru walking into the room, itching his tummy under his shirt. ]

[ there's a clip of you, satoru, suguru and shoko yelling happy new year and watching fireworks explode into blazing, brilliant colors. suguru winks at the camera as you hold it and you giggle flirtatiously back. there's clearly tension between you two that neither satoru nor shoko acknowledge in the moment, because the fireworks distract them. ]

[ there's footage of you, satoru and suguru kissing. it ends with satoru kissing the camera as a joke. ]

[ most of the footage is corrupted after this. in the next video, satoru seems a bit older. ]

[ there's footage of a solo satoru, who's been enlightened and and burdened with being the strongest. he's on a mission alone, keeping the camcorder on as he exorcises a curse. he trots over to the camera. he seems less enthusiastic compared to the other videos. ]

"aaand that's what the strongest looks like while he's at work."

[ satoru looks smug and goofy, but something is off. his features look worn and tired. ]

[ there is already that slightly disingenuous liveliness showing in his demeanor just in this small video; the version of satoru that his students would know as just normal gojo sensei. ]

[ his smile falters as he rambles about y/n and suguru. ]

"i'm gonna give y/n a big kiss when i get home. miss you, angel. haha... why am i talking to a camera all by myself... that's so sad. i'm gonna film myself gettin' that kiss at home, just to prove i'm not some lonely idiot. i have a hot fiancé..."

[ one of the last photos taken on this camera is dated; august 2009. it's of you and satoru sharing a big kiss... neither of you knew it at the time, but it was your last kiss. ]

[ the next piece of footage is from 2018. it's a 28 year old gojo, his features show his maturity and the weathering of all the years he's endured living without you and suguru.]

"i found this camera while cleaning up. if i look 'n sound funny it's 'cuz i've been crying haha......"

"...... i miss you two..... haha... i can't shove the camera in your faces like i used to, now can i?"

[ he awkwardly smiles at the camera but then his face trembles and contorts into an ugly-cry as if he just remembered every single memory of his youth. ]

[ the footage ends with a broken, barely audible "fuck..." falling from the teacher's lips as he starts to cry and drops the camera to the floor. the rest is corrupted footage... just heaving sobs of the man who has no more memories to record with suguru and y/n. ]

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[713-4th-ward-g]

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#damn that dream was something #i got to see you Thomas and it was like real life #i was stranded and needed a place to sleep #so i walked to your house #your mom opened the door and told me to go to your room and rest and that what i did #i woke up in another dream and in this dream i was in a accident with an 18 wheeler #they didnt want to wait to turn right so they ran my car over #and i told my people take a picture of the trailer so we can get the license plate #but they were to slow and in some way i was able to take a video of the trailrr #whats weird is this happened in downtown but i ended up in the galleria lol and i was walking around for mall police to report it #and when i found them at first they didnt believe me cause we didnt have a license plate #i told them look at the security camera footage and you'll probably find when it happened #then i ended up getting a clean screenshot of their license plate #i remember it having a 914 number on the side which was the company number and it had a new york license plate #crazy that i still remember this 😂 #then i ran to the mall police to report it and they took me seriously this time and we walked outside then i woke up 😂 #i swear dreams are just us going into a parallel universe of us doing stuff 🤣 conspiracy theory of course

[dumbseee]

noticed.

f1 au: in which, y/n is a huge fan of formula one and wish she could attend a race to support her favorite driver which happen to be lando norris.

lando norris x reader.

fc: bruna marquezine.

liked by y/n, carlossainz55, maxfewtrell and 1 007 788 others.

landonorris: P3 BABY!

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maxfewtrell: let’s go!

y/n: my prayers worked omg

fan1: @.y/n girl i follow you on twitter you’re so funny

fan2: @.y/n you’re his lucky charm actually

fan3: @.y/n petition for lando to notice you and invite you to barcelona

y/n: omg am i famous?

you threw your phone and let out a scream, which woke up your dog, norris. yes you named your dog after lando, they looked alike so it fitted. you slapped your hand on your mouth, completely in shock.

"shut the fuck up!" you yelled while jumping on your bed and screaming. reality finally hit you, lando fucking norris noticed you and wanted to send you tickets to go to the spain gp. you plopped back onto your bed and grabbed your phone. you immediately went to twitter and saw that lando had dmed you. you felt shivers all over your body.

landonorris: hi y/n! i saw your tweet and wanted to thank you first for the support, i really want to send you tickets to come see the gp in barcelona so please send me your infos asap :) take care! your husband ;)

your eyes widened while another scream left your mouth. at this rate your neighbours will call the police on you but you didn’t care at all. lando norris just dmed you AND called himself your husband.

imnotyn: hi!! omg this feels like a fever dream, i hope you didn’t dig too deep into my account or else i’ll kms rn BUT thank you for the invite this means the world to me xx

landonorris: no problem! oh and i saw all your tweets.

you dropped your phone once again. no way you were going to this gp and meet lando after he told you that he, in fact, read all your tweets which meant that he read the ones where you were being a disappointment for your parents.

liked by landonorris, lilymhe, francisca.cgomes and 2 867 others.

y/n: my dream came true and i still can’t believe it. it was such an honour to come and see a formula one race with my own eyes and not behind a screen. thank you so much @.landonorris for this incredible opportunity and congrats on p3 again!

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lilymhe: you were such a sweetheart! we should definitely hang out soon!

y/n: @.lilymhe OMG YES

maxfewtrell: gossiping with you was fun, hope to see you soon!

y/n: @.maxfewtrell you made the whole experience better, thank you max!

landonorris: my lucky charm right?

liked by y/n.

fan1: girlie went from being a fangirl to getting noticed by lando, getting invited to the gp AND befriended the wags + max

fan2: she’s living my dream rn

fan3: not lando flirting with her??

fan4: OMG Y/N YOU MADE IT

fan5: don’t forget us once you marry him

liked by y/n.

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landonorris: my lucky charm indeed.

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