#welp that was cheesy af

[shimmershae]

My thoughts on Episode 5--Out of the Ashes.

Okay, though.  I’m already excited about this one because Carol and Lydia are on the little guide picture thingy, lol.  My girls.  

As usual, I’m going to put the rest underneath a cut to save you lovelies potentially being spoiled should you not want to be.  

Wow.  Look at that full moon.  And the colors in the woods.  

I’m telling you.  These cold opening scenes have been generally pretty awesome this season.  

Aaron with Gracie always gives us such sweetness but this time maybe not.  

Omigosh.  Now *that* is a nightmare--the Walkers, the Wolves, the Saviors, the Whisperers, Mays.  Did I miss anybody?  And then Gracie gone just like that?  Poor Aaron.  All he wants is to keep his little girl safe and happy.  

So.  Is Gracie sleeping right next to her daddy because she had a nightmare or because her daddy’s been having them?  Because either way, oh my freaking heart.  Especially at her still sleeping with her stuffed bunny.  I’m really, really hoping that bunny isn’t a bad omen of sorts for our Gracie, because little girls with bunnies haven’t fared all that well--going all the way back to the first episode and as recently as the subway episode where Daryl found that picture of the two siblings after they’d already found the bunny from the picture amongst the bodies.  Please not Gracie.  Aaron has already been through so much.  

Are they all just communing together now?  Because I can see how that would harken back to Season 4.  

Jerry!  Not even 3 minutes in and already two of my faves are present.  I can tell this is going to be a good episode.  

That really sucks.  Not even being able to take a peaceful piss because you can see Walkers shambling past your window, lol.  

There goes my queen running straight at danger as real queens are apt to do.  ;)  

Were there always lights coming on in the windmill during the opening credits or is that a new thing for this episode?  

That orientation video was so surreal.  Had to laugh at the political touch of having “this message is approved by Pamela Milton” at the end.  

Okay.  So they’re getting their work assignments, huh?  Orientations are the worst, lol.  All that damn paperwork.  

Retail clerk--Princess being excited at the prospect of working in a mall, even having a mall again, has me LMAO even as I’m like girl.  No.  You’ll love it ‘til you hate it.  

I didn’t catch Eugene’s job.  But Ezekiel doing animal control kind of cracks me up.  For reasons.  

So.  Essentially Eugene and Princess and Ezekiel got blue collar jobs while Yumiko’s got an invitation to join the upper crust.  

I love Lydia being accepted as part of the community.  About damn time.  

For a second I thought Rosita said what’s left of the horses plural and I was fixin’ to go OH NO.  

This is where I’m at on the Maggie/Negan issue, for better or worse:  Maggie absolutely, IMHO, has earned the right to stay mad at Negan for the rest of her days.  Because Glenn.  Because her little boy was robbed of his daddy.  That said?  I don’t think I have it in me to watch 5 more episodes of this beaten horse antagonistic conversation much less a whole season.  It would be one thing if it hadn’t already stolen valuable and earned screen time from other characters that seem to have been pushed to the periphery to spotlight it like it was the marquee event or something.  I don’t want want 2/3′s of the final season so heavily focused on the conflict between these two when there are so many characters that are already woefully underutilized.  It’s only compelling if it doesn’t become commonplace.  

It’s a sad business having to put down people you know, I’d expect.  Funny, though.  We never knew them so the impact is kind of artificial.  I appreciate the intent of the scene, though.  

Where the hell are all the Walkers coming from?  Like, I thought most of them went skydiving off that cliff without parachutes.  

Judith training the other babies.  If only her parents--every damn one of them--could see her now.  

Gus!  How cool and awesome for him!

ASZ is just full of asshole teens isn’t it?  How dare that little dipshit push our Asskicker down like that and say such hateful things?  To be fair, though, the kid is probably just repeating what he’s heard from others and I’m glad they’re being realistic here even if I don’t like seeing Judith cry.  

Cailey Fleming’s expressive face and eyes!  This kid has my heart, ya’ll.  

That perfectly pretty cake wasted!  LMAO.  Seriously though.  How does a cardiothoracic surgeon end up assigned to work in the bakery?  Yumiko’s reunion with her brother Tomi honestly was on par with what I’d expect from someone seeing the sister they’d long given up as dead.  

Freaky still how the Whisperers choose to herd the dead even without Beta and Alpha.  

Was that the real Stephanie in the scene with the ice cream?  Right under Eugene’s nose while he’s with Fake Stephanie?  They have a connection, ya’ll.  Eugene felt it.  

Okay, though.  I wanted the kids having their first ice cream cones.  If I were Eugene, though, I probably would have inhaled that thing after being deprived for so long.  

The Milton Hotel?  Alrighty then.  Somebody feels self-important.  

Aww.  Eugene’s thinking of Rosita and Coco.  They really have evolved into such a sweet, good friendship and I miss them together.  

Literally, I love Princess more each time I see her and hear her open her hilarious mouth.  LOL at her with the ice cream cone.  

Is everybody in ASZ staying in the same damn house?  Whoever broke the board with Carl’s and Judith’s handprints on it needs an ass kicking.  

“Me, too.”  Welp.  Guess RJ’s already met his line quota per appearance 24 minutes in, LOL.  

Aww.  My heart.  A Rosita/Judith scene.  I’m already loving it but not gonna lie.  Who do we have topay to get a Carol/Judith scene because she’s been there since Judith was an embryo?  

“Now it’s broken.  He’s gone.  Everybody is.”  The way this scene is unexpectedly gutting me right now.  Because Rosita’s right.  It never really gets easier.  It’s just something you figure out how to carry.  How many people devastated by Covid or other illness or tragedy are carrying these same feelings of loss and hurt everyday?  

Give us more of those heartfelt moments, dammit.  This girl at least craves them.  Not the endless Maggie/Negan conflict.  

Ouch.  “I think I haven’t met a Whisperer who wasn’t a liar.”  Damn Aaron.  Lydia’s right there beside you. 

Angry Jerry hurts my heart in ways I cannot explain.  

On a completely shallow note, Miko’s brother is attractive too.  I quite like his accent, lol.  I wonder why he’s so hesitant to put his skills as a surgeon to use.  

“Want some cake?”/”Hell, yes.”  Yumiko=me 99% of the time.  LOL.  Just kidding.  In reality, I have to say no.  

“They clearly got a gym in this joint.  Your chiseling is perfecto.”  LMAO.  I’m all for Princess/Mercer.  She flusters him a little and I’m loving it.  When she told him he had beautiful eyelashes, I howled.  

Oh my sweet Aaron.  I’m in the same kind of pain and disbelief as Lydia watching you interrogate that Whisperer.  

Thank you, Carol.  Melissa McBride?  I effing LOVE you.  My heart hurts.  

I’m sure she’s gonna get hate from the usual crowd while they cheer Aaron further along his dark and desperate path.  Yes.  Ya’ll are *that* predictable.  

But Maggie, though?  How long you gonna wait?  Because you gonna be waiting on Daryl’s ass a long time.  

“Cheesy video guy.” LOL.  Leave it to Princess.  Somehow that Lance dude looks even cheesier in RL.  

By the screaming cave?  What the hell is the screaming cave?  

Ohh.  Next episode actually looks interesting.  Thank goodness it’s not a bottle episode strictly focusing on Virgil/Connie though because no matter how much I like Connie/Lauren?  I don’t think whatever story she’s stuck in with Virgil is enough to keep me riveted to the tv.  

Overall impression of this episode--again, I enjoyed it.  Aaron’s dream was dark AF.  Hell.  Aaron was dark AF in this episode.  Ross Marquand did some really strong work and I’m glad he finally got a moment to shine even though I hate seeing him leaning into the darkness instead of his inherent goodness.  Judith and Rosita’s scenes were touching.  Carol/Melissa made me bawl in the span of two minutes.  That’s why she’s the MVP of this show, lovelies.  She does so very much with so little.  I’m just glad we didn’t have to see Leah and her band of bitchass brothers this episode.  

I’m going to miss this show when it’s gone.  At least I’ll have the Carol and Daryl spinoff off to ease my heartache.  

#The Walking Dead #Season 11 #TWD spoilers #things that make me smile and cry #for reasons

[cherry--magic]

Oops mr superstar hit on me- no lol The age gap pls but the actress is really cute

My dear donovan- ??? Probably not but omg it took a turn

The warp turn- no but I did wheeze at the natural disaster part even if my best boy from the shipper is in it

Devil sister- I have a soft spot for win and the actress is so cute so maybe

Ps I hate you- okay but this is so dramatic I kinda love it lmao

The three gentlebros- do I have a big enough soft spot for them to watch this? maybe lol I do love guns pairing ngl

Umg-okay but this one looks good af

You fight and I love- looks cheesy but maybe I'll give it a chance when they drop the trailer

Astrophile- cute cute

Good old days- the premise awww

Home School- It's so intense I love it GUN VILLIAN??

My precious- I'm so soft? I love dorks and friendship

10 years ticket- god I'm hurt???

Midnight series

-midnight hotel-YES IT LOOKS SO GOOD

-midnight diner- bruh I'm hungry lol IM READY WHEN CAN I WATCH

-dirty laundry- IM CRYING I LOVE IT

The eclipse- okay damn this intense

IS MY BOY A VILLIAN?! And ITS GAY

You are my favorite-idk man it has krist in it BUT THE PREMISE IS SO GOOD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE

Star and sky- SHIT WELP HERE WE GO LOL I'm soft

Cupids last wish- ANOTHER BODY SWITCH?? LMAO I'll probably like this one more tho

Never let me go- damn this is intense im so ready

I missed two rip

Vice versa- more body switches lol wait this premise is really interesting no im soft ( but I've been burned by this author before...)

My school president- awww this is soft

#gmmtv2022 #my thoughts #thai dramas #most of these were literally crime dramas im crying i love

[saeryuart]

Ikevamp Hugger Tiers

... Welcome to the first and last piece of writing I’ll likely ever post on here lmao. I couldn’t get this outta my head and this happened XD If your guy happens to be one of the lower tiers, sorry! 

The entire list is just how I think it would go, soooo yeah. Though funnily enough, the guys listed in the tiers themselves aren’t necessarily in order lmao. 

Includes Vlad and Charles! Because it’s gonna be a long af post, writing is under the cut!

TOP TIER HUGGERS

Napoleon:

-Honorary member #1 of the #GotThisSquad

-Man radiates big bro energy, and if you don’t know it right now, you WILL know it when he takes you in his arms. They’re warm, strong and protective.

The kinds of hugs he tends to give vary between being playful or protective. If he’s feeling playful, he’d probably hug you from behind and murmur teasing, loving remarks in your ear. He’s particularly fond of nuzzling his cheek in your hair.

-Man’s also got big hands, great for holding your waist, along with other things mhmmm~ ;)) they’re great for making you feel even more secure than you normally would, and that’s saying a lot

-With his hugs, he wants to tell you he’s not only protecting your body, but your heart and soul if you’re willing. They’re all encompassing, and are always gonna have you feeling safe, no matter what

-Sleepy hugs are arguably the best kind of hugs to receive from him though, bc all filters are off. Any reservations the man might normally have are gone as he pulls you into bed to hug the life outta you 

-Hope you don’t have any important plans for the day bc you’ll be stuck there with his face buried in the crook of your neck, nuzzling into you like a cat. 

-Please hug him, you won’t regret it. .... If you don’t have plans.

Overall rating: 9/10

Comte:

-Leader of the #GotThisSquad, man knows what he is doing

-He’s super observant of people by nature, so he’ll know immediately what it is you want. You someone that’s more energetic and wants tight hugs? That’s what you’re gonna get. You’re a shy, hesitant bean that isn’t quite used to contact? He’s gotchu girl~ He’ll hold you gently but loosely, so you have the chance to step away if you want to

-but if he had it his way, he would put the person in the gentlest but secure hold. Especially fond of having his hands stroke their hair and back.

-Speaking of which, his hands are like magic, able to melt your worries and tensions away. They just coax you into relaxing in his arms

-He personally prefers to be the one doing the holding, but if you want to spoil him, you don’t need to work that hard to convince him - running your fingers through his hair is a surefire way to make a contented sigh escape his lips.

-It’s a bone-deep kind of satisfaction that Comte wouldn’t trade for anything in the world, cherishing the person in his arms

-It doesn’t matter whether you’re happy or sad, he’s your go-to person if you’re in need of a hug

Overall rating: Sugar Daddy/10

Vincent:

-Final member of the #GotThisSquad.

-Like a warm summer day, his hugs are super soft and sweet. Somehow, despite being a painter and hardly stepping out of the mansion, he smells like freshly washed sheets.

-His hands are gentle and soft, but a little calloused from constantly washing and handling his art supplies and paintings.

-While holding you, expect sweet nothings to be whispered in your ear. Man loves you so much, he has to make sure you know everything that’s in his thoughts, EVERYTHING.

-His fingers tend to absently trace all the little things he loves about you; your hair, your cheeks, your lips, the way your eyes shine when they reflect his own loving gaze in yours... it all makes him want to hold you more and never let go.

-Particularly fond of holding your hand while hugging you, intertwining your fingers together as naturally as breathing. Also enjoys touching foreheads with your own, staring into your eyes.

-He hopes he makes you feel as beautiful as he sees you.

Overall rating: Sunshine Boi/10 **sobs** 

HIGH TIER HUGGERS

Leonardo:

-BLAST FURNACE.

-This man is a portable heater who can’t stand not being in your arms for 0.000001 seconds. Especially when he’s ready to take a nap.

-Great during Winters, but the Summer... welp. Run MC. Other than that though, he gives great bear hugs.

-He’s so huge, he literally dwarfs any and everything under that hugeass coat. TBH you’ll either hate it or love it, depending on how good your blood circulation is lmaooo

-Man likes giving back hugs when in a teasing mood, but when he’s feeling more romantic, he prefers you to be facing him. Odds are, he’ll be pulling you into his arms, hand tucking the back of your head into his chest.

-His bear hugs are reassuring, those broad arms and strong chest doing wonders in making you feel safe and secure. Depending on how tall you are, he’d pull you into his chest or the crook of his neck. ... And did I mention that chest? Damn Daddy.

-Odds are, he’s gonna smell like tobacco too. If you don’t like that sorta thing, that could be something of a turnoff. Man’s a giant too, so odds are you’re going to be an armrest half the time, rip.

Overall rating: 8/10

Arthur:

-Like his personality, his hugs are playful and endearing. He LOVES cuddles and by Jove, if Arthur Conan Doyle wants cuddles, he WILL get cuddles.

-Repeat after me. CLINGY. MAN.

-It’s practically canon that, like a puppy, he wants your attention on him ALL THE TIME. So eye contact is a must, lots of small kisses peppered across your face to make you laugh; your laughter never fails to make his heart skip a beat.

-Skinship is practically a requirement, it’s Arthur’s love language. Up there with gift giving.

-He loves holding your waist while breathing in your scent in the crook of your neck. He wants to be enveloped by you, your presence assures him more than anything. But that doesn’t mean the hugs are a one-sided thing, either.

-If in a particularly good mood, he’ll hum some random English tune while swaying you side to side. Sometimes, that swaying might evolve into a full-blown dance, with him twirling you around the mansion floor with laughter.

-With you, he always wants you to feel as good as you make him, for you bring out the best side of him.

Overall rating: 8.5/10

Vlad:

-0/10, momma didn’t raise you to fall for no shady man, wouldn’t recommend.

-KIDDING, I’M KIDDING. .... Mostly.

-Bc he’s such a shady man with little to no experience in physical contact, one would think a hug from him would be the worst idea one could have if they ignored his pretty face and bewitching eyes-

-Warning: Once he’s in love, his hugs are the singular most addicting thing besides his kisses. MAYDAY, MAYDAY, ABORT!! Man is dangerously attractive, and he knows it.

-Bc he’s always around flowers, he always smells great. Like nectar from the sweetest flower, his sweet, honeyed words would coax you over until, before you know it, you’re trapped within his arms.

-He’s not planning on letting go either, because only he deserves to see such beauty and tend to it. As far as he’s concerned, the other weeds he calls ‘men’ could be nipped in the bud ok that’s enough flower puns, I promise.

-His hugs are unbelievably gentle, but possessive. You’ll be handled so delicately, you’d wonder if he mistook you for glass - no, even glass was handled with less care than how he’s holding you right now.

-He has to have eye contact while holding you. No exceptions. He has to know, what are you thinking right now? If you feel like breaking away, surely he has other ways of convincing you...

Overall rating: Intervention/10

Charles:

-TACKLE HUUUUUUGSSSS

-Hope you have a strong back, because he won’t be able to resist glomping you over half the time.

-If he’s particularly excited, he’ll be playfully swinging you around after. You getting dizzy? Tooooo bad, maybe after a couple more minutes. As long as you don’t throw up, babe~

-Man may be a doctor but dammit, he has the right to cuddle his honey, too! Hmm, this sounds familiar. Must be a doctor thing.

=Nose boops and cheek rubs. All that disgustingly cheesy and playful shit that makes anyone watching gag from the diabetes. 

-If he’s feeling mischievous enough, he might bury his nose into the crook of your neck to blow hot air on your skin to make you squirm. It never fails to make him giggle.

-His main focus is making you laugh and have a good time, nothing else matter.s He likes the way laughter makes your eyes crinkle juuust right~

Overall rating: 7.5/10 bc his hugs will break someone’s back one day-

MID-TIER HUGGERS

Dazai:

-A surprisingly decent hugger.

-One wouldn’t think him capable of giving hugs with such genuity and emotion, unless you were the person he were doing it to. These special hugs are especially private, reserved for the irreplacable person in Dazai’s life.

-Despite his appearances, he is a compassionate person deep down, and wants to see you happy. Especially as the one who taught him to care for his own life.

-Like Arthur, he likes making you laugh. With his arms encircling your middle from behind, he likes giving surprise tickles to make you squeak and jump, promting his own quiet chuckles. Your reactions never fail to amuse him.

-His hugs are literally breathtaking, because you’ll be too busy squirming with breathless laughter to escape out of his arms. It makes his eyes light up in a way that’s startlingly different from the smile he shows the others; the closest thing to a true smile.

-For more somber moments, he holds you like he’s never going to hold you again. You can feel how much he cherishes you with how gently but securely he embraces you. He likes doing it from behind so you don’t have to see the pained expression on his face as he holds your hand for comfort.

-The only real downside is that again these hugs are especially private, so no one else gets to see. A shame too, or not, depending on how you look at it. uwu

Overall rating: Soft sad boi/10 whoops I kinda accidentally turned this into angst.

Isaac:

-Awkward Blushy Boi #1.

-Bc he’s so awkward and shy, his hugs are gonna be stiff af at first. He might not even respond at all, depending on how startled he is. Or how fast you let go of him

-If you do let go first, he’s gonna be lowkey highkey disappointed.

-Good thing is, because his hands are so used to delicate work, his touch is gentle and precise. So if you’re sensitive to physical sensations, he’ll pick up on that. If he does manage to brush against a sensitive area, expect a ton of stammered apologies and red cheeks.

-At first, his initial touches are shaky and unsure. But when he starts to gain confidence, his hands are curious and careful.

-Give him some time to let the hedgehog bristles come down a bit, and you’ve got yourself a teddy bear. Unfortunately, his hugs are going to remain awkward for some time bc-

-wHAT IF HE HOLDS YOU FOR TOO LONG, WOULD YOU GET ANNOYED??? DOES IT COME OFF AS TOO CLINGY, WHAT IF- ***incoherent anxious screaming into the void***

-Error: Isaac Newton has stopped working.exe

-Once he gets used to you though, his hugs become super comforting. Boy’s a string bean, so his arms aren’t the most buff. But the way he holds you is so awkwardly sweet, you can feel the sincerity behind his actions.

-Please give him a chance, he’s so worth it T_T

Overall rating: 7/10

Jeanne:

-Awkward Blushy Boi #2

-Similarly to Isaac, he’s super standoffish at first, especially with the whole ‘don’t touch me, you’ll get dirty blah blah blah’ spiel sHUT UP AND LET ME LOVE YOU.

-Don’t expect him to ever initiate hugs, not at first. It’s a long work in progress with this man. But pls stick with him, he is so, so worth it.

-Jeanne isn’t a person that gives away affection lightly, so whenever he hugs you, expect him to mean it. You will be weak-kneed at the sheer compassion and warmth behind his actions, even through his gloves.

-But if you do ever hug him, even though it’s hesitant, he’ll never fail to hug you back bc he’s a soft boi that doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.

-Despite having the tendency to push people away,his hugs are gentle and protective. They let you know you’re safe and not alone. Giver #2 of great comfort hugs.

-Once he’s comfortable, he’ll like the feeling of your bare skin against his palms, so he’ll start hugging you with his gloves off.

-Develops a habit of gently rubbing his thumb across the back of your hand; he likes how small they feel in his own. It makes him feel protective, renewing his vow of keeping you safe.

-Unfortunately, he gets points deducted for never initiating contact at first, as well as his hugs being rather stiff for a long time.

Overall Rating: 6.5/10 pls love-

Sebastian:

-Hugging? When you could be WORKING?? It’s more likely than you think.

-Man is normally reserved, and not one for physical contact. But his touch is surprisingly gentle and reassuring. Particularly if you’re feeling upset or stressed.

-He’s fond of back rubs and closeness as he’s holding you. Tucking your head under his chin, his hold is gentle but firm, reminding you of your good qualities and what he loves about you. 

-Because he’s not as remarkable as the other men in the mansion, he might need some extra reassurance that he’s good enough for you. He’ll appreciate it if you rub his back, especially after a rough day. 

-Under those gloves, his hands are rough and calloused from his work as a butler, but the way he embraces you couldn’t be more deliberate or careful.

-Sebastian considers you his little miracle, the fact that you came from the same timeline as him gives him a new level of comfort as a piece of home away from home.

-Despite his strictness during work, he makes sure you know how much you really mean to him. While he disapproves of PDA in front of the residents, he doesn’t mind sneaking a cuddle now and then... in privacy of course.

-But despite these qualities, the problem with Sebastian’s hugs is that they hardly get a chance to happen.

-Man is too busy working himself to death helping the mansion residents, and has an 18-hour work schedule everyday to spend time with you. Someone save him bls. You’ll be doing both of yourselves a favor.

Overall rating: Workaholic/10

LOW-TIER HUGGERS (I’m so sorry)

Theo:

-Ah yes, Hondje fetish man.

-Like his brusque personality, his grip may be a tad rough, but the way he holds you is protective and gentle. Likes holding the back of your head close to him, arm secure around your waist; he likes the feeling of you belonging to him

-Theo doesn’t really do comfort hugs. Unless your life was in danger or something, he’s much more likely to just pull you in when he feels like having cuddles hugs. Processing emotional depth greater than familial love is a bit of a learning curve for the man. He’s trying.

-His hold is possessive, but affectionate. He likes pulling you in close by the hip when in public; man claims he’s not big into PDA, but he’s proud of his girlfriend and WILL show that off, dammit. 

-Also claims he’s not clingy, but he’ll hold onto you for as long as physically possible until he has to let go. So you’d better not be thinking of going anywhere Hondje, not when you have your Master to please. Yeah, sure ok sounds fake but ok.

-He doesn’t initiate hugs often, but he likes holding you in quiet moments when you’re alone. Not that he’ll admit that out loud. Like Vincent, he likes touching foreheads with yours to stare into your eyes. They’re like the perfect works of art to him, a masterpiece he can stare at for hours. He likes how expressive they are, the way they light up in so many different ways whether you’re happy, angry or excited.

-Honestly, despite the loving shit I give him, he’s only barely in this tier for a couple reasons. But one of them is that he’s not really an affectionate kind of hugger. Theo’s the kind of guy that expresses his love through uh... other physical means. If you catch my drift~ >3

-All in all, his hugs are protective and strong, but also a little rough. Perfect if you want to be assured of your relationship and loved, but not really recommended if you’re looking for something comforting and soothing. 

-TLDR: His hugs are warm, but not versatile. Honest Tsunderes die if they are killed

Overall rating: 6/10

Mozart:

-Awkward Blushy Boy #3. The holy trinity is complete.

-Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to rank Mo as the worst hugger of the mansion guys for a couple reasons. One being his lack of human contact.

-Like Isaac, his hands are very careful. He cherishes you, and wants you to feel the devotion he has for you, so he often handles you as gently as he does his violets.

-But the stage to get there is unbearably long. Like, Jeanne kinda long. In fact, Mo is someone that, (even after he gets together with you), thinks that people only approach him when they have an angle, something to gain from him. But that doesn’t mean he holds back with you.

-His initial hugs are awkward at best, the but number of ways he hugs you is as innumerable as his compositions. A loving, encasing hug for a declaration of affection, a passionate intense embrace when recovering from a close call, entwining of fingers in a quiet moment... you’ll have it all. 

-He sometimes hums some songs in your ear while holding you, particularly if you’re upset. His hand will also be rubbing soothing and gentle circles in your back. Mozart is a passionate, empathic man deep down, and will accept nothing less than your complete comfort.

-Unfortunately, while his hands are beautiful and practically close to perfection in appearance, they’re awfully cold from poor circulation. Doesn’t help that he’s a literal vampire.

-The temperature difference is bound to make you jump a little, but he makes up for it with his gentleness. It’s also why he likes stroking your hair, entwining his fingers together around your waist so you don’t feel the cold as much.

-But the big reason points get deducted off is-

...... I see you reaching for the Purell, asshole. >:(

Overall Rating: Ice Hands/10

Shakespeare:

-D.... do i really need to explain this? ;;

-Don’t get me wrong, the man is very romantic. He never fails to whisper sweet words to sweep you off your feet. Hushed poetics and compliments flow out of his lips with ease, making you feel like a princess in his arms.

-However, like Mozart, his hands are cold from poor circulation. Not to mention... do you smell a hint of blood, coming from him? No, it’s just your imagination, he swears.

-Like the man himself, his embraces are very passionate. He loves holding you close by the waist, making sure your bodies are touching as much as possible. He’s rather fond of bringing a lock of your hair to his lips, kissing it with the flutter of a butterfly’s wings.

-He’s also rather... possessive. When he’s feeling particularly sly, he embraces you sensually from behind, resting his chin on top your shoulder. The way his arms slowly rise to curl around your waist feel like the sweetest trap you can’t bring yourself to escape.

-He’s also one that silently demands eye contact. As he keeps a hold of your waist, he likes to cradle your cheek tenderly, the mismatched wild yellow and blood red faze staring into your soul. The way he searches your eyes for your secrets steals your breath away, as the devotion he pours into the act belies any falsehoods he might’ve told.

-Again, this man is very devoted. Loves you to the point of obsession, really, But would I recommend hugging him personally? Aha ha ha haaa... gimme a while on that one. When the knife he has in his pocket isn’t poking my stomach. And NO, I don’t mean the one you want.

Overall rating: Romantic until someone dies/10 (I SEE those knives sticking out of your coat pocket Shakes, I want your arms, not the damn Iron Maiden).

Faust:

-Man wants you as a guinea pig. Why would you want to hug that. 

-...  Idk enough of him to actually add more than that. Sorry lmao.

Overall rating: Death wish???/10

--- Wow, I am never doing that again sdlkfjsd. I think my wrists have died along with my sinuses making this post lmao. Hopefully everyone was relatively in character! If you actually managed to sit through all of this, you deserve a big round of applause, seriously. I think I’ll stick to drawing tho, kek.

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[dazaily]

karasuno first years using pick-up lines on their s/o

soo.. i’ve been wanting to write a karasuno head canon for ages, and i gonna write a hc which turned into a short fic that i’ll probably never finish... so this is the replacement. enjoy!!

description: so the the karasuno boiz were playing truth and dare in their changing room. and tanaka and nishinoya had dared your bf to use a pick-up line on you. 

warnings: implied nsfw. gender neutral reader. fluffy but sprinkled with swears. i was stressed writing this. long af. not proofread. 

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hinata shoyo

i’m sorry but, did u rlly expect our lil cinnamoroll to know what’s a pick up line?

he babie 🥺❤️

n e ways, it was finally his turn on their little game of truth and dare and nishinoya had dared him to use a pick up line on you.

“a pickup line??? what’s that? will it improve my volleyball skills??”

like i said a bABIE!!

nishinoya and tanaka needs to stop tainting my bbys mind.

“udk whats a pickup line??? how did u even end up with y/n.”

nishinoya is in shock.

and then the plan commenced.

their lil game of truth and dare ended up as a lil plan on getting u hinata to use a pick up line on you.

that night, u were walking home w hinata after club activities ended.

with noya, tanaka and kageyama trailing you, but we pretend they don’t exist.

“soo,, y/n”

“sup? y u acting all weird for? ur usually rambling abt volleyball by now.. u okay?”

“hoW DO THEY KNOW?? WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?? THEY TOLD ME TO SOUND NATURAL BUT THEY ALR KNOWS!! uGh my senpais are watching me, i gotta do them proUD!”

hinatas mind ran at 1,000km/h, it was insane. especially for someone who doesn’t usually use their brain.

“um, uM, Y/N! CAN U HELP ME HOLD SOMETHING?!?”

confusion.

that was the only thing u felt at the moment.

i mean u were alr infront of ur house, what’s the point of holding smt when u were leaving??

“whut”

conveniently, during ur moment of confusion, the only word u could form was “what”.

“m-m-mm-mY HAND!!”

hinata screeched at ur face

...

silence. whilst noya and tanaka facepalms in the bg

it took a moment, but ur brain finally computes what ur bf just said

“pFFFFFTT,”

ur first instinct was to release the phatest snort/wheeze. shane dawson is jealous. 

“y/nnnnnn~~ stop laughinggggggg”

hinata was now suffering from crippling embarrassment, as u wouldn't stop laughing no matter how much he pleaded.

omg imagine him all blushy and shiz akdkkoaw-- ok lets not get off topic

“ok,, okay, first of all, u could've just held my hand without asking? we’re dating? you don't need my permission to do smth we do everyday?? and, more importantly, who taught u that line u just used???”

u said half wheezing, half talking, struggling to convey wtv ur trying to say to ur bf.

lucky for u, he was strangely able to understand what u were saying, and he replies with a lengthy explanation of the entire situation. 

“ooo, so that's why noya, tanaka and kageyama have been following us,,”

“hOWD U KNOW??? NOYA-SAN OUR HIDING SPOT HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!!!”

as u left to go in ur house, he stops u by holding ur hand and gives u a peck on ur forehead. 

as he separates from u, he had the biggest smile plastered on his face, brightening the entire neighbourhood.

“goodnight y/n! i love you!”

kageyama tobio

erm, lbr this man would have 0 ideas in the field of flirting.

knowing this, our lovely 2nd year duo, decide its time for them to step in and help their junior in his dating life

despite it flowing extremely smoothly w/out their intervention

n e ways, so they forced the 1st years to play truth and dare w them.

when it finally came to tobio’s turn, the unfortunate child unknowingly picks dare which causes nishinoya to spring up.

“i have the perfect dare for you.”

commencing plan...

so nishinoya dares kageyama to say a pickup line to you, but since kageyamas a big baby in disguise, he dk any pickup lines.

bet he didn't even know any pickup lines, but that's not the point. 

so, being the mastermind he is, nishinoya told kageyama a perverted pickup line.

being the clueless innocent baby he is, kageyama decides to recite the pickup line he received from noya to u outside ur class.

“hey y/n,”

“hmm?”

“do you like dragons?”

“eh? why the sudden question? i guess so?”

“cuz i can see me dragon my balls on ur face.”

processing...

.

what the fuck.

it was like god hit the pause button on earth, like literally everyone just paused for a literal second, turning their head towards kageyama, trying to figure out who tf was the brave soul who said that. 

while still in shock, kageyama just stood there confused, as he was suddenly placed in the centre of attention for no reason. o there's a reason honey, a very good one.

“why's everyone looking at me,”

with that one sentence, the world went back to normal as if someone had hit the play button all of the sudden, leaving u to deal with the weirdly awkward situation u found urself in. 

“ummm... tobio.. do u have any idea what u just said.”

“uhh yeah, a pickup line.” 

at that moment, when he said that, it hit u.

“what did they do.”

“huh, what are u talking about??”

*insert confused kags*

“nishinoya and tanaka told u to do something right?”

“r u a psychic???”

despite being amazed at ur ‘psychic powers’, he immediately explains the situation, causing u to face palm so much ur face may be concave.

there are times where u appreciate ur dumbass bf being a ignorant qt, but times like this makes u wish he was a tad bit smarter.. 

debating ur options, u decided to explain the meaning of the pickup line he just used on u in public.

once hearing and understanding the meaning of the pickup line he used on u, his face lit up like a matchstick, shining bright red, stuttering madly, struggling to get even a word out.

“oh, um, well, im sorry for saying smtg so indecent to u in public, um ill make it up to u somehow,”

understanding him was a struggle due to the severe stuttering he was suffering from, but u managed somehow.

“nahhh, its cool, i should go lecture nishinoya for corrupting my precious baby though~~”

“b-b-b-bABY!?!?”

“hehe, yes ur my baby <3″

tsukishima kei

ugh this salty ass mfcker

honestly can't imagine him being forced into using a pickup line on his s/o

cuz, despite hw much we try to deny it, he is one smart mfcker,,,

but i think he would be curious how his s/o will react, so he would do it on his own will anyways.

umm, so this is how the situation went down.

it was another boring day, and the 2nd year duo was having none of that and decided too ensue a game of truth and dare with the 1st years.

this was how the c h a o s started.

he was trying to leave the game discreetly before he had to sell his soul to the devil. 

unfortunately for him, lady luck was not on his side, as he was chosen to do the next dare. 

“but wait a fucking minute, when the fuck did this become a game of dare or dare, when tf did freedom of choice decide to fuck off like that?”

plot convenience

so he was forced into a dare. 

the moment of dread came when tanaka stood up shouting he had a brilliant idea. and it all went downhill from there.

so tanaka dared tsukki to use a pickup line on his s/o. and his first reaction was no. 

“o come on, u never do anything romantic, i bet u haven't even held hands, sometimes i wonder how y/n’s still with u.”

“says the person who has never dated.”

tanaka shut ups. 

so somehow, he managed to get himself out of the situation. 

later that night, he couldn't stop thinking about pickup lines. he almost spent the whole night thinking about ur reaction. cuz volleyball is just a club, am i right..

he decided to use a pickup line on u tmrw, just to see ur reaction, not like he wants to use one, lmao that's lame, haha. a fucking tsundere.

the next day, during lunch, he left yams with the 1st year duo to go find u.

when he saw u, he immediately calls u. 

“hey, where's yams, u didn't tell me u wanted to eat with me today,”

“nah, i just had something to tell u.”

at this moment, tsukishimas heart was beating faster than ushijimas spikes.

“you know if u think about it we never stop tasting our tongues.”

“hmm, now that u said it ye--”

“how bout i taste urs for a change.”

since it was so unexpected, u had no idea how to react. 

as u returned to reality, u notice a slight pink on his cheeks.

u were gonna come back with a snarky comment, since it was rare he was so vulnerable(?) 

but ur plans were ruined when he glanced at u making eye contact, to check ur reaction. 

ur face bursts into the brightest red, hes ever seen. 

seeing ur extremely delayed reaction, he lets out a laugh, but immediately recollects himself. 

“it was a dare from tanaka.”

you were still bright red, but u felt the blush on ur face reducing after hearing the reasoning behind the line. 

“oh, haha, i was wondering what's up”

u said slightly dejectedly. 

he felt like he was just punched in the gut by guilt. 

“i was also curious about ur reaction, and i am satisfied to say the least.”

he leans down to ur height to whisper in ur ear, before initiating the kiss. 

ur blush returns almost immediately as u returned the kiss.

since yall were in school, he separed from the kiss after a few seconds. this is a place for knowledge, y'all nasties.

“welp, bye loser,”

after the kiss, he immediately return to yamaguchi, leaving u alone with ur thoughts. trying to escape from embarrassment.

he may be equal to the condiment on ur kitchen cupboard, but he still tries to make u happy, so appreaciate him and his efforts <3

yamaguchi tadashi

a babie uwuwuwu

pickup line what's that? hehe omf he's so cute

so how this about to go down. 

so truth and dare bla bla bla... ive written this exact thing 3 times please excuse my behaviour.

since he was bored, yamaguchi forced tsukki to join in on the fun together, a decision he would regret. 

soon it became yamaguchi’s turn, and everyone turned quiet due to the lack of dares they had or yamaguchi.

that was until the one and only nishinoya stood up. 

“hEY, u have a s/o right, how about u use a cheesy pickup line on her!!” *eyebrow raise*

while processing what nishinoya just said, yamaguchi’s face morphed into one of dread and fear, as he turns his head to tsukishima for help.

“u dragged us into this mess, i aint helping u.”

and there goes his only help, well it was his fault in the first place dragging him and his best friend into this mess. tsukishima u tsundere.

yamaguchi was on the verge of tears, thinking of excuses and ways he could get out of the god forbidden situation he brought upon himself. 

but the only thing he could think of was the worst case scenario, which was u breaking up with him.

looking at his senpais, he slowly faces the fact that there's no escape and accepts his fate. 

if this is the cause of the end of ur relationship together, it just means the gods don't want y'all together.

“idk any pickup lines....” 

this was his last attempt of escaping as he bids ur relationship farewell, already aware it was not gonna work. 

“thiS IS WHERE I COME IN, don't worry yamaguchi i am the encyclopaedia of pickup lines.”

ofc his senpais would know the cheesiest lines on the surface of this earth. despite insisting the earth is flat.

and so the dreadful event began. 

after school ended, otw to his club, he met up with u. with his senpais trailing behind stalking y'all, to see ur reaction.

“ugh out of all the pickup lines, they had to make me use the most overused one... im gonna cry,,, y/n i hope u don't leave me after this.”

well here goes nothing...

“hey y/n,,” extreme stutters that im too lazy to type out.

“hmm?”

“k-k-kiss me if im wrong,,, b-but dinosaurs still exist right?”

before he could even cringe at himself, u gave him a peck on his lips while smirking afterwards. 

yamaguchi proceeds to poof into redness after processing what had just happen, as u laugh maniacally in the background.

“u could've just asked for one, and tsukishima already told me everything so u don't need to explain,"

yamaguchi did not have the brain power to comprehend the situation at hand, as he was still affected from the kiss from earlier.

“i can't believe u think i would breakup with u because of something so trivial.. im kinda upset..”

finally coming back to reality, yamaguchi finally realises the situation he's in. 

“o-oh, i didn't mean to make it seem like i didn't believe in our relationship, its just that w--”

he gets cut off by u kissing him again.

when u separate, u began to laugh again. 

“hAHAHHA, ikik, i was just joking around, don't worry ill love u no matter what, now off u go to ur club ill see u tmrw.”

not knowing what to do or how to react, yamaguchi felt the need to do smtg before u left. 

“i love u, ill call u later tonight!”

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[bloodofvalyriaarchive]

Alice and Staci for the asks uwu -deputylacy

who hogs the duvet?

Staci for sure. he sleeps like a fucking rock and Alice has her own blanket in case of FREEZING.

who texts/rings to check out how their day is going?

they both do. before joseph's arrest a lot of their relationship is spent texting since they're both so damn busy with work.

who's the most creative when it comes to gifts?

Staci!! he kinds pulls out all the stops to impress her with mixed cd's and heart felt little "this reminded me of you" gifts and flowers for no reason

who gets up first in the morning?

Alice. she has too much nervous energy to sleep in haha

who suggests new things in bed?

LOL they are both feral and fuckin DOWN, they both freaks and bring that freaky to the table

who cries at movies?

oh God Alice, which is always hilarious because she's kinda mean and cold most of the time

who gives impromted massages?

Staci :3 Alice carries a lot of tension in her shoulders and he always be trying to mellow that hoe out

who fusses over the other when they're sick?

hahaaaa Staci again! he's just a big sweety who was raised right and now's how to treat a lady he cares about ok

who gets jealous easiest?

Alice. Staci used to have a bit of a reputation for being a player and Alice just LOVES hearing about it

who has the most embarrassing taste in music?

NEITHER but for real Alice cuz she loves those 80s cheesey bops

who collects something unusual?

I'm not sure if either of them do? Alice still has her childhood sock monkey and Staci has a box of old hockey cards from when he was a kid but that's about it!

who takes the longest to get ready?

tbh they are both low maintenance. Alice doesn't even rly wear make up and we've all seen Staci's beard...

who is the most tidy and organized?

Alice. She's grown up in chaos and her space is sacred so she keeps it all in line.

who gets the most excited about the holidays?

Staci probably, since he's still close with his family.

who is the big spoon/little spoon?

they both are tangled up in each other while they sleep, usually. but Staci also doesn't love getting a face full of Alice's hair lol

who gets the most competitive while playing games/sports?

ALICE. she is a competitive demon

who starts the most arguments?

probably Alice... she's fiery as hell but Staci is good at calming her down.

who suggests that they buy a pet?

they both love cats and dogs but they busy af working all the time (then after joseph's arrest..... welp)

what couple traditions do they have?

before things go to shit they aren't together for all that long, so they don't really get time to... develop those. but he does love making her watch old cheesy horror movies

what tv shows do they watch together?

Alice doesn't know shit about popular TV shows and again they don't rly have the time :'(

what other couples do they hang out with?

NONE lol they kept that shit low key for a while. but after Alice rescues Staci they spend a lot of time with Nick and Kim.

how do they spend time together as a couple?

pre compound its a lot of night drives and movie nights uwu

who made the first move?

Staci!! he smooched her so good and LEFT and she wanted to jump that mf's bones so bad.

who brings the flowers home?

STACI.

who's the best cook?

Staci... He is surprisingly such a good cook and Alice lives off of microwaved ramen.

#I didn't spell check this lmao #UWU #oc: alice macneil #staci pratt #x: show me the way home

[ryncorrect]

university!au: day6 jae

following my uni!au with young k (idk how to link my own post asbajdnskmd im Dumb) so here another one with jae lol i think im gonna make one for each one of them buttttttt no promise bc my brain works in a very mysterious way LOL

anyway leggo

warning: this is lame lmaooooo

name: park jaehyung / jae

major: politic science

other activities: guitarist (and sometimes vocalist) of university band, member of music club, founder and leader of LOL SQUAD

everyone knows that tall skinny guitarist of the band i mean he’s hard to ignore tbh

he always wears loose T-shirt, ripped jeans, a cap that he puts backward, and round big specs to campus

professors hate his ripped jeans but can’t really say anything because oh well style doesn’t define someone’s grades and boy, does this kid actually get some braincells in him

well i mean at least he never fails his classes

he has this giant LOLSQUAD badge on his backpack because he’s proud af of his title as the club founder and leader

he actually started that club so he could to brag about his gaming skill to everyone who wanted to listen but he ends up getting his ass handed to him every single time they play together smh

if he’s not in class or hanging out with his game buddies, he can be seen following that Popular Student™ kang younghyun or as jae prefers to call him, “brian” or “brIBRI” because they both joined music club and are in the band

yes yes he’s well known and easy to spot

but…

“jae? park jaehyung?? who???”

everyone refers to him as “that foreigner student”, “the American guy” or “the gamer guy”, or my favorite: “chicken little”

i will never let that joke die im sorry but seriously he looks like chicken when he plays his guitar on the stage don’t @ me

there are only like 5 students in the whole university who know his actual name

anyways in this scenario you’ve always been interested in playing guitar but haven’t gotten a chance to learn and your friend kim wonpil invites you to join music club so you’ll have friends to practice with

“you know our jaehyungie, right? he’s really chill, you’ll get along well with him!!”

deep inside you’re like

who the heck is jaehyung

but wonpil is so excited to have you there so the next week you come to the club meeting

you introduce yourself to everyone and finally you meet him

“ohmygod the chicken little!!”

“whO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING THAT”

��sorry- i mean the chicken guitarist- wait no-”

he glares at you, you laugh instead

scaring the new member challenge: failed

but yeah you’d seen him performing before and honestly you almost decided to become his fan

a l m o s t

at first he (jokingly) refuses to teach you guitar because you called him chicken little

and since then you keep calling him that just to mess with him

“hi chicken little”

“what’s poppin chicken little”

“why do you look so flustered, chicken little? do i make you nervous??”

he turns red chicken little is now an angry bird “gO AWAY NEWBIE YOU’RE SO ANNOYING”

jae’s a foreigner but he speaks fluent korean

he tells you that even though he was born and grew up in america he always speaks the language with his parents

but of course since he lives abroad there are lots of words or slang he doesn’t know, so you gotta be an ass and slip some difficult words when you speak to him

he gets his revenge by replying to you in english

whenever you two are having an argument (usually over stupid things) everyone in the club suddenly gets headache

wtf they’re not even making any sense

besides music, jae is the most excited when talking about LOL or social topics because well his major

honestly idk much about politic science so cmiimw

one time someone asks for his opinion about social welfare and he ends up starting a sudden debate session with the said person about social welfare programs in south korea and america and the difference between both countries

you mention human rights and he sNAPS

i mean he gives a full 15 mins speech about it

“yknow what im sayin?”

“dude… i honestly don’t get it at all”

because he be speaking in full english like wat

he’s just so passionate about everything it’s almost adorable

a l m o s t

and it’s not only his passion but also his small eyes, his laugh, his voice, or the way he occasionally lifts his head to look at you while playing guitar and you smile and he smiles because you smile first shnshsbshs soft

even the corners of his lips are so cute wow

oh fuck im emo i love him

but you adore him just as a good friend

he’s always been bubbly and friendly with everyone, not just you, so yeah it’s really easy to fall for him but you assure yourself that you’re nOT

are we having “in denial” shit again omg im so uncreative

anyway fast forward it’s ur birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

you decide to throw a small party at your place and invite 5 or 6 of your closest friends but damn on the d-day it rains so hard

if ur bday falls on winter then change it to snowing hard, if it’s spring then maybe there’s strong wind or something, whatever suits you fam lol

so no one comes to your party lol you are Sad

BUT THEN!!!! JAE SHOWS UP!!!!!

PARK JAEHYUNG

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE

no you didn’t invite him because idk

are we really that close??? ehhhh he probably won’t come anyway haha why bother

BUT!!!! HE SHOWS UP!!! IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!!!

he’s carrying an umbrella but it didn’t really help apparently because he’s soaking wet

imagine that view i mean nvm

“i happened to be near here and i remember it’s your birthday today so i think i’m gonna drop by to say hi and suddenly it’s raining too hard on the way but anyway happy birthday can you let me in first i’m cold”

ofc you let jae in i mean we can’t let the chicken catch the flu amirite

but you warn him that he’ll have to leave before 11 or your RA will kick you both out the dorm lol

after a towel, two cups of hot tea, and one shared piece of chocolate cake, you told him you were supposed to have a small party tonight but no one could make it because of the rain and he’s like “hOW DARE YOU HAVING A PARTY BUT NOT INVITING ME I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL” and you’re just like “lol shut up chicken here eat more cake”

anyways you two spend time joking and talking about random stuff and it’s probably not the best birthday ever but at least you don’t have to spend it alone and to be honest you’re happy that he’s here

then jae pulls out his ultimate weapon

i mean his guitar

he was soaking wet but the guitar is clean and dry and all fine like hoW EVEN

“priorities” -park jaehyung

he said he gonna play a song of your choice because he came empty handed and he feels bad about it

you blush and pick whatever song comes to your mind because you can’t really think of any, and he starts strumming his guitar and sings

and while he keeps looking at you, you find yourself too can’t take your eyes off him

the song ends and you’re about to clap your hands when he suddenly starts another one

wait you’ve never heard this song before

it’s a slow song and the lyrics are all like, the sky turns dark on the birthday of the brightest star so that it’ll be the only light in his world, how he feels regretful that he has nothing to give but his small heart, and he hopes that this lovely person will hold his hand as they listen to this song together, that this lovely person will feel warm beside him

guys just imagine the song okay i can’t Romance

it’s dead silent until you whisper, “is that… a song for me?”

jae’s face turns red and he starts panicking™ like “i made up the lyrics just now okay i know it’s fricking sappy and cheesy as hell okay i just uhhh want to cheer you up!!!! because you seem kinda down!!!!! let’s not talk about this again uGh WhatEvER leT Me LIvE!!!!!”

but you chuckle and thank him, it was the best present you can get from anyone

you two stare at each other for a second that feels like years and he finally breaks the silence, “you know,,, maybe i came here on purpose,,, maybe actually i want to see you,,,”

“and why is it?”

“because i think,,, i miss you,,, kinda”

and you don’t say this out loud but maybe you do know that

even if you say you’ll never

in fact you’ve already fallen for him a bit

or perhaps a lot

like a lot

then he leans in to kiss your lips and you kiss back and it’s almost not awkward at all, it just feels right as if you’ve kissed him million times before

a l m o s t

you two still blush real hard after

but yeah that’s how you two start dating

none of you two tell anyone about it but it’s pretty obvious, i mean jae always picks you up at your dorm, he walks with you to your class or vice versa (if your classes don’t overlap tho), you two keep stealing glances at each others, also—

jae with you: “hey,,,, come here sit with me u3u,,,,, did you have lunch??? oh i wrote a song last night check this out,,,, what are you gonna do this saturday? oml you’re so cute”

jae with everyone else: “HAHAHAHA FUCKING FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PRICK ALSO BRIAN FUCKING KANG IF YOU STEAL MY FUCKING FRIES AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK”

welp actually he’s not always sweet with you, sometimes you two still argue about silly things using mixed languages but now everyone in the club knows better to just run away once it begins

because it’ll end up with you two fighting or you two kissing

yes im nasty and a disappointment bye

btw wonpil is excited af it’s almost like he’s dating you both

“it’s really nice seeing you two finally together!!!!!!! especially because jaehyung really couldn’t shut up about you ever since the first day you joined our music club”

“wait wha-”

“YOU SNAKE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET FUCK OFF”

I’m so in love with park jaehyung y'all hsnshsbsh aNYWAYS!!! 100 blocks limit has lifted from tumblr app AYEEEEE

#day6 #jae #park jaehyung #day6 imagines #day6 scenarios #day6 fanfic #day6 reactions #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop reactions #this is embarassing smh #bye

[dirtydiabolikloversconfessions]

Now that you finished Carla's route can you tell me more details abou him please ^^?

oh yeah sure I can tell you a bit about the route in general

the first few chapters are basically about how he needs to purify Yui and Yui trying to run away but failing then one time she meets Merz who’s ‘serving’ the Tsukinamis (who is actually Richter but Yui is too dumb to realize) and reassures her that he’s an ally and could help her escape and shit

Carla already shows signs of struggling with the Endzeit disease early on (Endzeit is a disease that killed most of the founders) but when Yui sees the marks on his body he yells at her to leave and to forget about everything she saw

there are also some flashbacks to when Carla killed his father Giessbach but you don’t really know why yet

later on Yui keeps meeting up with Merz in the school library in secret to tell him about the purification and how Carla has weird marks on his body but Merz already starts to behave strangely

Carla has always been a super talented child who could use difficult magic and so on. He kept trying to impress his father but no matter what he did it just made his father more angry and he hurt Carla a lot.

his mother Krone jeez what is it with Dialovers and German names always seemed to care a lot about him but eventually she suffered from Endzeit as well

Yui keeps meeting up with Merz and he keeps saying more strange stuff (bc his actual goal is to get his beloved Cordelia back >_>) and eventually Carla notices that she talked to some vampire behind his back and wants to know who it is but Yui refuses to tell him

he actually felt kind of hurt because he trusted her

Yui eventually gets locked into a dungeon but still refuses to tell Carla who she was talking to

Carla reveals to Yui that she needs to give birth to his children for the revival of the founder clan

of course Yui didn’t wanna do that but Carla was about to take her right there and lemme tell you that was some hot shit

but then COCKBLOCK Endzeit kicks in and Carla keeps feeling worse and eventually he goes back to Banmaden (the founders castle in the demon world) to just spend his final moments there but Yui stays with him although he tells her to leave several times because she can’t just run away when he’s suffering despite all the things he did to her

they actually grow much closer there because Carla…kinda starts getting soft. he thinks often about old times where everything in Banmaden was filled with people and laughter

his feelings for Yui grow stronger but he refuses to accept that

but he keeps being cute around her, even teases her a bit and laughs around her (and lemme tell you Carla usually never laughs)

he even says that he seems to have become quite sentimental (BUT IT’S CUTE CARLA)

even so he has come to terms with that he’s gonna die but Yui keeps searching for clues in Banmaden to stop Endzeit and she comes across his mother Krone’s diary

it’s revealed that once Krone got locked into a dungeon for suffering from Endzeit she asked Carla to kill his father Giessbach with a knife/sword that had some Endzeit infected blood on it. She tells Carla that you get infected by Endzeit through contact with infected blood. so if Giess gets in contact with that blood he’ll suffer from Endzeit too. She even tells Carla to be extra careful not to get in contact with the blood when he does it. That was her final wish before dying

So Carla challenged his father and killed him but fucked up because he got in contact with Endzeit infected blood welp

Carla eventually managed to get Yui to leave as the disease gets worse but Yui wanted to meet up with Karlheinz for a possible cure for Endzeit

Carla thought that he isn’t just gonna let Endzeit kill him, he wants to challenge Karlheinz at least and die in a way that’s worthy of a king

she meets Merz again who pretends to help her but later on he reveals that he’s Richter and he wants her heart to get his Cordelia back blah blah then Shin shows up and almost kills him then tells Yui about how Carla wants to challenge Karl and they rush to stop him…but Shin is acting weird too

Shin and Yui meet Carla and suddenly Shin wants to challenge Carla because he saw how Carla killed their dad and he’s pissed that his perfect Nii-san he always looked up to did such a thing

they have a sword duel and Carla almost loses but then Richter, who wasn’t dead yet apparently, shows up and tries to kill Carla but Yui steps in and gets stabbed instead

Carla kills Richter and as Yui slowly loses consciousness he gets all sentimental and tells her for the first time that he loves her, that he’ll stop treating her like a toy and that he can’t smile without her and how he needs her in his life and Shin realizes how important she is to him

Yui survives and Carla says that he literally begged Karlheinz to save her life and that he doesn’t care about pride or anything anymore

apparently Endzeit stopped too once he got in contact with Yui’s blood?

Shin seemed to be surprisingly chill with the new cheesy side of Carla but he literally barged in during smoochy time and was like ‘BUT NII-SAN WHAT ABOUT PEACE WITH THE OTHER CLANS? WHAT ABOUT AN HEIR’

and then Carla just said that he doesn’t have to worry about that because he’s gonna make Yui his wife…tadaaa good end

well in one of the bad ends Shin goes completely crazy during the sword duel and kills both Carla and Yui, carves her heart out just to be killed by Karl whoops

in another bad end Carla goes back to his old cold self and kills Shin and Yui, carves her heart out and says that he’s gonna go his own way with his future children like uhHH okay bruh

UHH SHIT THIS WAS LONG

but ya…tl;dr, Carla seems to be super intimidating at first but seriously the last quarter of the route was one big cheese fest…not that I mind because it was adorable. Scary Carla is sexy af but teasing cheesy Carla is sexy af too

[julia-highstorms]

Spooky Tag Game 👻

Thank you @littlecrookedheart for tagging me! This will be fun 😆

1. What’s your favorite horror/mystery choices book?

It Lives in the Woods, obviously. I started this blog because of it. I love and miss my kids especially that little backstabbing beanie boy. I can’t wait to meet my new kids today!!

2. What’s the scariest chapter in the entire choices universe? What was your reaction playing it?

ILITW Chapter 15 - Everyone Plays Together. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time especially during the ‘Are you scared?’ game. Thankfully all of my babies had enough nerve and all of them survived.

3. Which character from a horror/mystery book do you relate to the most?

Lily Spencer?? Or, if PM is considered a mystery book, Nadia lol

4. Which character from the entire choices universe would you watch a horror movie with?

Probably Lily Spencer too. She would be making funny comments about it and she would prefer watching those cheesy horror movies which are anything but scary. Or with Damien, we know he likes doing snarky comments and I’m scared of horror movies so it would be good having someone like him around.

5. Which character from the entire choices universe would you NOT watch a horror movie with?

Kaitlyn. That girl loves horror movies and she would definitely scare me even more lol

6. Imagine you’re about to enter a haunted house. Pick 3 characters to go along with you.

ILITW MC (they’re brave and would sacrifice themself if necessary. I know I’m a monster). Welp, I guess Damien and Craig???!!!! LMAO that would be funny af, they would be like Shane and Ryan from Buzzfeed Unsolved 😂

7. Who in the choices universe do you imagine celebrating Halloween like no other? And who do you imagine despising it?

Ava and Kaitlyn celebrate, definitely. Drake? Because he despises everything?? LOL I STOPPED IT

Tagging @choicesaholic @hippiekiyay @wlwkateomalley @kennaxval @boneandfur

#long post #tag game #spooky #anti drake walker #playchoices #choices fandom

[retro-plasma]

1-30 millie

did i mention i hate u

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite? nope but she thinks it’s cute when people do

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child? plant, maybe. pet, probably not. kid, definitely no. 

Ask them to describe their love interest. welp she’s single af 

Do they look good in red? yea

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about? yeah, about music probably lmao

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is? she really doesn’t take advice from anyone at all tbh

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words. bright, charismatic, nosy // “free spirit, 

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them? intrigue

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)? absolutely

What age do they most want to be right now? she wants to be a kid again, around 9 or 10

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save? spend, but like unintentionally

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)? she’s a huuuuuge sap, she loves cheesy romance lmao

Name one thing their parents taught them. music

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any? no, she feels like nothing that makes you happy should be considered “guilty”

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work? worrying lmao

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear? as many bright, colorful fabrics as she could find

Do they like children? absolutely!!

Kissing: tongue or no tongue? tongueee

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews? nah she likes to wing it

What do they like that nobody else does? nothing really unusual tbh

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw? if she wasn’t happy, for any reason, she would at least v seriously consider ending it

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to? she lovessss pet names, she loves pda (both seeing and participating lmao) and will call her s.o. any cheesy name she can come up with in the moment

Stability or novelty? novelty

Honesty or charity? charity

Safety or possibility? possiblity

Talent or effort? effort

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)? forgiveness

Would they date a fixer-upper? absolutely, she believes relationships are partially about helping each other grow into the best version of themselves they can be

What recurring dreams do they have? weird, spinning, kaleidoscopic patterns lmao 

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven? probably leave for an extended period of time without warning, but she would come back

#ask #oasisable #oc stuffs

[mygreatestloveaffair]

2.3.2022-Decade Anny Vacay

Welp, starting at 2am had what I suspect is  food poisoning, we up every 30 minutes in the bathroom. I was praying to Jesus to just let it come out so I could pack and get going on time.

After 12pm and struggling to get moving, made up my mind that I am ok with going potty on the side of the road so we could just get going.

Babe was WONDERFUL about getting the house prepped, packing almost everything while I struggled to slowly get myself ready and packed. He kept reminding me that we are not on any kind of time rush.

Babe stopped and got me crackers, coconut water and wipies.

I needed ice for my coconut water, but was willing to suck it up and drink it warm and babe stopped and got me ice.

The drive was GORGEOUS and thank God that the roads were pretty nice and clear. 

Driving through Salida is GORGEOUS! Historic downtown is adorable.

The little A Frame cabinet is so cute and about 0.5miles from historic downtown. Loved the cute 1 bedroom, 1 bath set up with the backyard. 

We got unpacked and settled, babe let me just stretch out and chill.

We just stayed home and cozy that first evening. Babe ordered us Domino’s pizza. FUCK it! we are on vacay and needed delivery. 

(Although, cheesy bread likely not the best idea for an upset/sensitive tummy).

Tucker is VERY excited about the backyard, doggy door not so much yet.

Mazey is anxious AF!

Spent the evening watching TV, playing games at the table, eating/grazing with pizza. 

LOVE that there is no time here! Go to bed when we want and wake when we want. 

[silverineontherun]

Tagged by @beelsebutt, thanks honey! I like these and I’m procrastinating like a champion today, so... here we go!

Rules: Bold what you prefer and tag 10 people. (Yeah that’s gonna be difficult lol)

coffee or tea (I drink coffee like once a month and it doesn’t have any effect in me. Tea, every day.)

early bird or night owl (since I was a baby... annoying af lol sorry mom)

chocolate or vanilla

spring or fall/autumn

silver or gold (my name says it all :P)

pop or alternative (I don’t play favs. I obsess for a while with everything and then change style/artist/language)

freckles or dimples (cute smiles with dimples are nnnhhghhh)

snakes or sharks (BYE IM OUT)

mountains or fields

thunderstorm or lightning (I like thunderstorms, but they scare my dogs :c)

egyptian or greek mythology (they say that’s gay. Welp.)

ivory or scarlet 

flute or lyre (guess at least I owned a flute while I was a student lol)

eyes or lips (Hard one. But eyes say more... Wow how cheesy)

witch or fairy 

opal or diamond (Marilyn said why already)

butterflies or honeybees (Both are cute, but mere hairy bugs in the end lol. I admire honeybees work ethics tho :P) 

macaroons or eclairs (CREAAAAM! AND CHOCOLATEEE)

typewritten or handwritten letters (As long as I can understand lol)

secret garden or secret library (Just like you, beel, why not both?)

rooftop or balcony 

spicy or mild (I have zero tolerance to spicy things, shaming all my latino ancestors)

opera or ballet (been to a few of both and opera offers the whole package)

London or Paris

Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet

denim or leather (sometimes both... don’t judge me, I can be really tacky when I want to)

potions or spells

ocean or desert

mermaid or siren (never got the difference, in spanish we confuse both... I guess mermaids are our nereidas, but we only use “sirenas” commonly, so... Not sure. Well, I’m neutral lol)

masquerade ball or cocktail party (never been to one, but I’m over cocktails already haha)

Not tagging anyone, I’m seeing that all people I know already did it, but anyone reading feel free to copy it and tag me if you do it! <3

#tag games #beelsebutt

[wanna-one-imagine]

Wanna One Hwang Minhyun Father+Husband AU

Put these two requests together for a couple anons, enjoy! (You + Hwang Minhyun)

Well before getting married, you two dated for a while obviously so we’ll start there

He wasn’t the most... experienced in love (lol.) and even though he did date some people before, he was pretty innocent with the whole thing

Basically a kid lol

But even though it was kind of shocking to you, when he honestly and directly confessed to you, you could see his intentions were good and pure

You liked how genuine he was, not just with loving you, but with literally everything else he does: a hardworking, respectable man

Even though he has the appearance of a literal god, he didn’t seem to realize it or take much advantage of it LOL

His eyes were only on you

He’d get shy a lot and just giggle, but as time passed he got more used to being in a relationship/skinship/etc.

His marriage proposal to you was an attempt to be romantic

You can imagine a lot of internet searching went on because it was cliche as fuCK LOL

It was in private, but there were roses and candles and stuff like that

You couldn’t help bursting into laughter at his gestures that were just so soft and cheesy but you loved it because you loved him, and he was happy that you were happy

You two had a quiet ceremony with just close friends; he was embarrassed the whole time but it was super cute

He STILL got shy even when innocently kissing you at the ceremony

Soft whispers in front of everyone:

“Hwang Minhyun, we’ve gone farther than this what’s your problem”

“STOP I’m nervous leave me alone”

Life before and after marrying him was pretty much the same, except for the fact that he’d do cheesy things like call you “wifey”

OKay so we all know Mr. Emperor here is a clean freak

He would drive you crazy with all his dusting and mopping and scrubbing and organizing blargh

Like it’s nice to be clean but he takes it to another level LOL

But being clean is better than being dirty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So you helped him out, leading to cute domestic times washing dishes together and doing laundry with each other

Life overall wasn’t that eventful for quite a while other than the occasional vacation, but then wow you found out you were pregnant congrats ! !  !!

You were wondering how to tell Minhyun, like if you should make an event out of it or something

You decided to put the pregnancy test in a little cute box, but while you were preparing the box with a note and baby booties, Minhyun walked into the room you were in and saw the test that was just sitting on the counter

You barely noticed him walking in lol; he picked up the test and walked behind you

“What are you doing? Are you packing something? What’s this thing?” he asked you, holding out the test in front of your face

... bruh

You were taken aback at the fact that he destroyed your plan, but you were even more shocked that he didn’t know what a pregnancy test looked like

“Minhyun. Seriously.”

“Seriously what?”

“Do you really not know what that is? Minhyun that’s a pregnancy test.”

“What? Why are you packing this?”

“Minhyun. I’m literally pregnant. Do I seriously have to spell it out for you, you totally ruined the moment dumbass”

“wAIT WHAT??!?//?!?! YOU’RE PREGNANT?!??! DOES THIS MEAN I’M GOING TO BE A DADDD WHAT NO WAYYY” Minhyun ignored your exasperation but his freakout just made you smile anyway

He immediately sat you down and started asking if you needed anything and put his ear on your stomach to see if he could hear things

“You’re so weird”

“Do you want pickles? I heard pregnant women like pickles,” Minhyun asked you, a completely genuine and concerned expression on his face

thiS BOY.... 

Basically your entire pregnancy process was filled with this nonsense (but it was sweet nonsense), and he really was helpful; his sweetness usually brightened your mood

He was always there for you; reliable af

When you first had your baby he was literally too scared to even touch it at first but once he held on to it for the first time he couldn’t let go

When you took your child home, he wouldn’t stop fucking staring at it LOL

Anyway in the process of raising the kid, Minhyun never failed to attempt to inflict his influence of cleanliness

He wanted the kid’s first word to be “clean” no joke

And when the child was old enough, he would always clean with them and teach them his ways: most effective techniques to dust and keep the living spaces spotless

“Remember. Dust is the enemy. Repeat after me: Dust. Is. The. Enemy.”

There was no stopping him, you just let him do his thing. There was no way Minhyun would let his offspring be any less neat than he was

welP you can expect chaos ensued when the “uncles” came over

Whenever Minhyun invited his friends over, some of them (cougH JAEHWAN) would make it a point to eat as messily as possible and influence your child LOL

Minhyun had mental breakdowns every time jfc

All the other moms you knew (and just other female friends) expressed how much they adored Minhyun: he was just so darn handsome

But little did they know how much of a weirdo he was lol

Overall though, Minhyun was an extremely caring dad yay

You two are always helping one another out, in general life and emotionally as well

Is the kind of partner and dad who never hangs up first when you’re on a call with them; the kind of dad who makes sure everyone else is settled and eating properly before he even touches his meal

Would always sing and play instruments with and for the child

Is a totall fluff for being a parent and treats your kid like royalty, giving them the highest praise when they clean up while eating or after playing with their toys

“I have done such a great job as a parent. I feel like I can die satisfied, (Y/N), you know what I mean?”

“No, but whatever humps your camel man”

He never watched chlidren’s programs on TV, instead watched cooking shows and musical performances. it was weird

Doesn’t read bedtime stories to the child, but instead deep poetry and song lyrics... lol.

Is a total pushover when it comes to things you or the child want

If you even jokingly say you want something completely ridiculous, he’d be like “really?” and you’d have to clarify that you were kidding

Because if you or your child ever even gave the hint of wanting something, he would always be paying attention; and you bet that will be a gift for the nearest holiday

He’s incredibly intelligent and practical (except with relationships), and his advice always helps you think clearly when making decisions, or when your child needs help on something

For example, when you two were deciding what car to buy, he’d have done all the research possible, so that when you two went to the dealership he bargained clearly and efficiently to get you the best deal

You honestly had no idea what he was talking about most of the time during that experience, but he just had printouts from the internet and flyers and there was no way he would pay more than he needed to for the car

that seems random but he’s just really smart for most things it’s incredible...

But then after all that he can’t manage to get romance-y with you without getting all mushy and embarrassed LOL it’s like he turns into different people, but you’re glad you can make him feel that way ;) heheh

Minhyun is self-described “conservative” and even though he’s confused or strange sometimes, he is just one of the most sincere, kindhearted people you’d ever met and it inspires you to be your best self :’)

A happy family full of love and smiles it’s adorable im crying

#wanna one #wanna one scenarios #nuest #wanna one imagines #hwang minhyun #wanna one reactions #nu'est #nuest scenarios #nuest imagines #nuest reactions #nu'est imagines #nu'est scenarios #nu'est reactions #minhyun #produce 101 season 2 #pd101s2 #broduce #broduce 101 #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop fanfiction #kpop oneshot #kpop au #kpop reactions #produce 101 imagines #produce 101 scenarios #produce 101 reactions #wanna one au #produce 101 AU

[tearlessrain]

so... Ice Fantasy. I don’t really know what I’m getting myself into but this looks freaking ridiculous. let’s do it.

okay this is aesthetic af so far I’m into it

we already have a dude in a very questionable wig sitting on a unicorn, a magic lion, and a lot of people gazing soulfully past the camera, I’m definitely into it

is this based on an anime because they’ve basically made a live action anime intro

I’m not gonna lie I love this

oh my gosh the battle lion has magic wings

that guy would probably be very good looking if he didn’t have such an awful wig

OKAY it’s actually starting cool

this is a lot of fire for a show called Ice Fantasy

oh there’s the ice. this is gonna be a fire vs ice thing isn’t it

I assume this is the ice prince the synopsis mentioned

um. that bird just. okay.

and his tears just. okay.

everything changed when the fire clan attacked. or maybe they didn’t I don’t know who started it.

this is just too adorable, I realize it’s objectively bad but I can’t even hate on it everything about this is delightful it’s an elf prince playing with a giant magic snow lion there’s nothing here I can bring myself to dislike

mystical forest grandma is equally charming

honestly this feels like chinese elfquest. that’s the vibe I’m getting from these characters and particular brand of adorable cheesiness. and occasional moments of jarring violence.

of course there are cute but mildly obnoxious elf children of course there are

these wigs are bewilderingly bad these aren’t even really cosplay quality

stop being mean to her she just wanted to help the bird why are children like this

aaand that is a boy my bad. freakin elves.

and so the world’s most Extra snowball fight began

honestly I thought this was a flashback but apparently that’s his brother.

fuck this is cute

STOP USING THAT HORSE NOISE EVERYONE USES THAT HORSE NOISE IT’S LIKE THE HORSE WILLHELM SCREAM also I don’t know what that was about

I want a snow lion how do I become the ice prince so I can ride a giant snow lion with barbie eyes

I have a new career goal you guys

oh wow okay that was not shot very well the kid’s head looked bigger than his

the humans in this world seem to have. broken physics? something’s not right here. about any of this.

nothing that’s happening here seems physically possible but y’know I accept it. what I cannot accept is the blatant sheep plushie to real sheep transition.

asdfksdghhgjd what is this fucking. elf ballet. no context was given. it’s like the weird intro of the french wizard school from the harry potter movie but more so and with elves

what am I watching

no seriously I don’t know what the plot is I’m just watching chinese elves raise the standards of incomprehensible elfiness impossibly high to no clear end or purpose

ooooh these guys are wearing red I bet it’s the fire nation

that is the facial expression of a man who thinks he’s just slightly more attractive than he actually is, but is actually attractive enough that no one has ever called him out on it

I’ve never seen avatar (I know I know) but I’m 90% sure this is elf Zuko

gads the kings eyebrows were a mistake. also that eyeshadow is really not his color at all. I mean I get what they were going for they just missed it.

elf zuko predictably has come here to stir up trouble and start shit with the ice prince

the sexual tension here is palpable

god his hair. how is he even more extra than the ice elves I mean I still love this but good grief. I’ve seen naruto cosplayers with more subtlety than these elves.

WEAPONIZE THE CHILDREN

elf zuko is a surprisingly good sport but they put waaay too much effort into his design for this to be a one-off thing

did they buy those elf ears off ebay they aren’t even the quality ones they’re literally unpainted latex and spirit gum

you know I think I made a bad mistake binge-watching half a season of face off before doing this. I didn’t mean to. it just kinda happened that way and now I’m all like “I see what you did, costume/makeup department, and I judge you for it.”

we’re fifteen minutes in and over halfway through the episode and the plot has yet to arrive it’s just elves being elfy and humans… doing something

still not sure what those humans are up to

so the apparent leader of the humans also looks like an ice elf? I am not at all clear on elf/human relations in this universe

so human warrior girl definitely… exists?

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, OWL PHONE

someone call jk rowling owl phone is the future

more carnivorous horses that understand human speech? why not, throwback saturday.

I’ve never seen someone so bad at pretending to be bad at walking in heels

who IS this girl why does she exist

oh she’s a mermaid of course I should have known. honestly though I didn’t realize “mermaid clan” was literal

I know this is probably shaping up to be a love triangle but the ice prince honestly had more chemistry with elf zuko than the human or the mermaid

oh speak of the devil

welp saw that coming. those nameless extras never had a chance.

the ultimate weapon… A PIECE OF CHARCOAL. HE’S GOING TO GET IT ALL OVER THEIR PRISTINE WHITE HAIR.

run mermaid girl… or jog in a leisurely fashion that works too

god he’s so extra

wow okay going from mild nuisance to sexual assault in ten seconds flat

she became a major plot point really fast for someone with almost no establishment as a character

oh that’s the end. okay. uh.

WHY ARE THE CREDITS A PHOTO MONTAGE TO GENTLE POP MUSIC THIS ISN’T A HIGH SCHOOL COMING OF AGE MOVIE

okay well this was extremely weird but I enjoyed looking at it and might watch a few more episodes in the future just to see where they go with it. kind of weird seeing high fantasy with such distinctly asian tropes instead of western but it’s fun.

#in which I make fun of peoples' hair and never do figure out what the plot is #someone rotoscope the feanorians doing the elf ballet #tearless liveblogs

[sofiah-art]

An Unnecessarily Emotional Ramble about AH/RT

WeLP I am writing this because I felt like I had to gush about Achievement Hunter (and Roosterteeth as a whole). Its a “I’m so proud of this community” kinda thing because o my lawd this fandom is constantly chugging out fan art, animations, fanfics, info charts with just about any information about their content that you could want. This is straight up a ramble I had to get off my chest

These feels hit me when I was letting some AH vids play in the background while I was at work, and a video from AH live came on, Matt Brag’s lament to be specific. By this point I’d already watched the musical they put out and knew what it was about. But it really was something else to hear the crowd of awesome fans react to the song, laughing and “awwwa”ing to the lyrics of it. Afterwards, other live videos from their performances started playing, and seeing how much fun they were having on stage, really made me feel all warm and happy inside (as cheesy as it sounds). It was cool think “yeah look at them, living their best life, having so much fun, looking like a huge family, and all the while filling so many people’s live’s with joy!”. Its silly but when I think about it, it brings me to happy tears. I’ve watched their content for so long now, I honestly don’t remember how many years its been at this point, hell at some point I had a birthday cake themed of them because my mom knew how happy their stuff made me, and that was forever ago. Now I’m an ‘adult’ working in my field (animator) and trying to get a hold of things. Watching their old videos, I can see how much they all have grown, and how as the newer folks joined, how they adapted and worked well with each other. Even to those who have left (like Ray) are still loved and supported and are doing their best now, and its awesome to see. 

There are countless and all unique stories from fans as well. Just what this company means to them. How it got them through some of the hardest and most painful parts of their lives, how through the challenges they face, they still were able to smile and laugh at the content this company puts out. The same absolutely goes for me. I love all of them as their personas in games, the silly roles they play, and just for the people that they actually are. Michael’s Rage Quits got me into it all, and he’s always been a favorite of mine because of the way he carried himself, it helped me become more confident in the way I like/want to hold myself. And lately, Fiona has also helped a lot in that department, being a loud, confrontational, take no shit from anyone af woman herself, and also sweet and a lovely person! I could talk about each and every one of them like this but for the sake of this writings length, I’ll stop myself there. They’ve all made me laugh for so many years, and I swear they keep coming up with new ways to do so! I say this from the bottom of my heart, and I’m sure many fans feel this as well- they just make me so genuinely fucking happy, and often times thats not an easy thing to feel.

Roosterteeth’s growth overall has been tremendous, its had its ups and downs of course, but its good to see their efforts in working through it all. I love how much their animation quality has grown, its fucking beautiful, really. One day I really do hope to be able to give back to them and animate for them, for all the insane years this company has put a smile on my face, I’d love to give back and be able to help them put a smile on someone else’s face as well. Tis a personal goal, but I know a ton of animators who’d kill for that kinda job as well haha. So I’m at least very happy to say that we, the fans, absolutely do give back. We write, draw, animate, talk, support and so much more. We can’t all support in the same way, but in a way we all do give back. Not only do we give back to them, but to each other as well. Its such an awesome community and one of the least toxic one’s I’ve seen as well (sadly no fandom in the world is safe from those unpleasantries) but I think this one does a damn good job!! 

Well I think I’ve summarized these feels, idk why but I just really got all emotional about how much I love this company, what it does, and how they do it!

#wow thanks to anyone who stayed and read that actual word vomit #I really just wanted to get this off my chest #sorry if there's typos #I did not read this over haha its all just word vomit #might delete laater

[shmemson]

Halloween Horror Fest; Day 21, Movie 16: The Serpent and the Rainbow. Welp, as soon as I saw that the title screen was in fucking jokerman font, I knew I was in for a wild ride. This movie starts incredibly slow but once it gets going it doesn’t let up. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing though? There’s TERRIBLE narration by Bill Pullman that is distracting af. The whole thing feels like a white person’s very uninformed view of Haitian culture/voodoo? There were very interesting ideas but it felt very cheesy and like... the studio forced the unbelievably bad and corny ending. I dunno. Mostly didn’t care for it. 2/5. #shmemsonshalloweenhorrorfest19 https://www.instagram.com/p/B36Eq5RlJWX/?igshid=1dbfcok3ada2

#shmemsonshalloweenhorrorfest19

[yukilumino]

@xenfeather​ tagged me on this! and my god, it is long indeed! I’ll do it little by little, wish me luck! =v=

LAST:

Last drink: Coffee with milk!  Last phone call: I think my father... I use whatsapp for friends Last text message: I need to recharge my mobile, whoops Last song you listened to: Deep blue town, Imarine project Last time I cried: ..I don’t remember, but I’m very sentimental so it hasn’t to be long ago

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: if all the times my ex-gf broke up with me and we returned like two days after, yes (ugh....) Been cheated on: I think not, maybe by my ex, but I don’t know so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  don’t know don’t care Kissed someone and regretted it: ..maybe? Lost someone special: yes Been depressed: I didn’t go to the phychologist, so I’m not sure, but I had these two terrible phases of my life where I felt LIKE SHIT for years. Been drunk and thrown up: I don’t drink!

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: yesh! >v< Fallen out of love: Falling in love again with your actual s/o counts? :3c (cheeeesyyy)  Laughed until you cried: I’ve laughed a lot, but never cried from it. Met someone who changed you: for good or for bad, yes. Found out who your true friends were: Yes. Found out someone was talking about you: yes, and I felt pity for them because they were lies and I was like: lol, buy a life.

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: None, lots of them are from other countries far away. Do you have any pets?: nope. Do you want to change your name?: I like my name a lot and the majority of my friends call me by my nickname, so... What time did you wake up this morning?: 8:30, but I slept like shit 8) *pretends to be shocked* What were you doing last night?: watch things online with my s/o Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope! What’s getting on your nerves rn?: my mom is a constant in my life for that, despite that, PLEASE I WANT TO BECOME INDEPENDENT );= Blood type: I have no clue, but I should get that checked. (<-same, Xen, same) Nickname: Yuki Relationship status: in a relationship Zodiac sign: Pisces Pronouns: She/Her Favorite tv show: Noooo please, I’m so bad at this, pass, pass. College: I finished it long time ago, I’m a granny Hair colour: Dark brown. Long or short: Long, it almost reach my waist. Do you have a crush on someone: Never had one.(I mean all the crush thing of “aww would they like me??” but I of course love my s/o and loveD my ex) What do you like about yourself: hahahahah...I hate myself more than you would expect 8).

FIRSTS:

First surgery: I was 7 years, of strabismus. They cutted my eye and I have a little scar inside it. First piercing: Have none. First best friend: ...I usually don’t clasify friends on best or not, so don’t know... First sport you joined: join as join a team or? I’m pathetic at sports First vacation: I usually went to the beach with my parents, I hate the beach, I only like the views.. First pair of sneakers: I don’t like sneakers so I always buy random white ones for P.E Eating: Nothing, I’ve just had breakfast Drinking: Nothing! wow, now I’m thirsty  I’m about to: write this while working Listening to: Systematic Love, Reol. Want kids: Not now! let me live alone and have some stability first, gosh. (and then, maybe, I’ll start thinking about it, MAYBE) Get married: it sounds cute, but not now. Career: I make drawings, illustration, concepts and sprites for videogames, but I don’t know what name give to it.

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: Eyes <3 Hugs or kisses: Kisses are ok, but I’m a bitch for hugs it’s the best feeling EVER Shorter or taller: Taller x Shorter :3c but I like people taller than me (I’M 160cms SO THAT’S NOT VERY HARD) Older or younger: I don’t care as long as I like the person. Romantic or spontaneous: Romance because I’m cheesy af. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive, please, I’m enough loud for both of us OTL Hook up or relationship: Relationship. Troublemaker or hesitant: I don’t like extremes, I prefer something in the middle.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: Nope! Drank hard liquor: Nope, I don’t like it, ugh Lost glasses/contacts: No, I’m very careful of them. Sex on first date: I’d usually tell you not, but... oh, well *cough* Broken someone’s heart: Yes, because I ended something toxic for the best. Been arrested: I’m a good girl! Turned someone down: yes... and I don’t even know  why, I’m so simple and normal and.. people what the fuck do you see on me? I don’t understand (I’m talking as if I’m a heart-breaker, but it was only 2 or 3 times and IT WAS HARD) Fallen for a friend: I think not?...

DO YOU BELIEVE:

In yourself: It’s important to believe in yourself! I hate myself and at the same time I believe I can do things If I put my heart on them! Miracles: uhm...Idk how to answer Love at first sight: No. Heaven: why not? if it makes people to be good it’s more than okay Santa Claus: It’s a secret for my nephews

ahhh I’m to lazy to tag, this was long ;///;U welp, here you have @elliotthezubat @chris-phd @shazuy @an-amethyst-moon @mochi-shama @monodes @dark-grasper @hoshinoemiko @bisexual-chiaki @seinsensei oAoUU 25 are too many ahhh. that’s the end, do it if you want *rolls on the floor*