#west wing quotes

[tothethousandthline]

Toby: Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?

Mrs. Landingham: The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?

Toby: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham.

Mrs. Landingham: What age would that be, Toby?

Toby: ...Late twenties?

Mrs. Landingham: Atta boy.

Toby: Can I have a cookie?

Mrs. Landingham: No.

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[dreamy-conceit]

I have difficulty sometimes talking to people who don't race sailboats.

When I was a teenager, I crewed Larchmont to Nassau on a 58-foot sloop called Cantice. There was a little piece of kelp that was stuck to the hull, and even though it was little, you don't want anything stuck to the hull.

So, I take a boat hook on a pole and I stick it in the water and I try to get the kelp off, when seven guys start screaming at me, right? 'Cause now the pole is causing more drag than the kelp was.

See, what you gotta do is you gotta drop it in and let the water lift it out in a windmill motion. Drop it in, and let the water take it by the kelp and lift it out. In, and out. In, and out, till you got it.

The voters aren't choosing a plumber, Mr. President. They are choosing a president. And if you don't think that your family should matter, my suggestion to you is to get out of professional politics.

And if you think that I'm going to miss even one opportunity to pick up half-a-knot boat speed, you're absolutely out of your mind. When it costs us nothing, when we give up nothing?! You're out of your mind.

— Bruno Gianelli (character) to President Jed Bartlett (character), 'The West Wing' s03e07

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[oldinterneticons]

Can I have an aspirin and a weapon of some kind to kill people with

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[lithiumseven]

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[alicentsstark]

*Maverick when there's a stupid meeting and Cain is there* Maverick: I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my husband's in Argentina. Let's get this over with.

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[joshdonnas]

"How could you begin?" said she. "I can comprehend your going on charmingly, when you had once made a beginning; but what could set you off in the first place?"

⇢ Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

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[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Eddie: Buck is a good man, with a good heart. He doesn't hold a grudge.

Taylor:...

Eddie: That's what he has me for.

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[im-overstimulated-and-im-sad]

“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.

Carlos: He stopped for a beer?

TK: Yes.

Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.

TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.

Carlos: And had a beer.

TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.

Carlos: Hey, TK?

TK: Yeah?

Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.

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[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Jamie Tartt.

Isaac: Really?

Colin: Yes.

Isaac: You accidentally slept with Jamie?

Colin: Yes.

Isaac: Accidentally?

Colin: Yes.

Isaac: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #jamie tartt #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo #source: the west wing #ship post

[incorrectlco]

George: What’s going on with you and Lucy?

Lockwood: Nothing.

George: I think you’re wrong.

Lockwood: I think I’m not.

George: I think you’re getting together.

Lockwood: We are not.

George: But you want to.

Lockwood: Yes.

George: I think-

(Silence)

George: Wait, what?

Lockwood: See, sometimes if I slam on the breaks, you run right past.

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[incorrectuksies]

crutchie: you guys are idiots, you know that?

albert, looking at race: in our defense, we actually did know that.

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[lemon-lyman]

@pscentral anniversary event: get to know the members ⤷ the west wing + a few of my favourite lines

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: A week ago, I accidentally slept with Yelena. Clint: Really? Kate: Yes. Clint: You accidentally slept with Yelena? Kate: Yes. Clint: Accidentally? Kate: Yes. Clint: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

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[gnnosis]

we were together. i forget the rest / on togetherness

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Fox: I really got to go.

Wolffe: because QOA was in a bike accident.

Fox: Yeah. Wolffe: Tell your friend, QOA, she’s got a funny name. And she should learn to ride a bicycle. Fox: I would but she’s not my friend, she’s my wife; and that’s not her name it’s her title. Wolffe: QOA? Fox: Queen of Alderaan.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Are you listening to me?

Mikey: Uh, yes.

Leo: What was the last thing I said?

Mikey: The last thing you said was, "are you listening to me?".

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the west wing #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo