MINORS DNI.
Hello! My name is Tris and I go by she/her pronouns. I'm 26 years old from the UK and a very proud Slytherin far too set in her ways lmao
I'd like to think I'm pretty easy going so my only fundemental rule really is just to be kind. This is a safe space for me and I'd like to make it a safe space for everyone as well. As for requests, I have a few things I will absolutely refuse to write and those are:
Romanticised & Explicit Rape.
Underage Relations.
Incest.
Beastality.
I'm open for requests but I can't guarantee I will write everything. I genuinely just go with the flow. So, please don't be offended if you don't see your request posted. 9 out of 10 it is in my draft saved for when a plot bunny strike.
I also won't be active all the time. Unfortunately I work from 8AM to 6PM and I will be without my phone during those times aside from an hour lunch break. So most times all I can do is lurk and stalk you lovely people lmao fingers cross I win the lottery and I can live doing whatever the hell I want!!
SERIES.
FIRE ON FIRE
status: work-in-progress
pairing: morpheus x scarlet witch!reader
summary: The Lord of Dreams falling in love with a being capable of spontaneous creation – what could possibly go wrong?
chapters
chapter. 01 | chapter. 02 | chapter. 03 | chapter. 04 | chapter. 05
SO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MAGIC? (Oneshot AU)
status: currently writing (coming soon)
pairing: morpheus x scarlet witch!reader
summary: Roderick Burgess, an aspiring sorcerer, steals from an actual witch. A mistake he will come to regret for all of eternity.
MISC.
dark!morpheus request - dark!morpheus x human!reader
don't blame me - dark!morpheus x human!reader
love made me do it - dark!morpheus x human!reader
from dusk till dawn - morpheus x ancient vampire!reader
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Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)
Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker
You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!
The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.
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MASTERPOST FOR THINGS I MAKE???
Terezi Story: A Cave Story x Homestuck mod that replaces Quote with Terezi & Curly with Vriska.
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Hi there! I usually use usernames involving the word bored or bagel, so you can call me Bagel. I'm non-binary, demiromanic, and asexual! I'm also a minor
I'm fine with any pronouns including neopronouns, just don't use she/her please :D
My favorite color is dark purple
Fandoms include: The Owl House, TBHK (Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun), Genshin Impact, Project Sekai, and The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
I have an AO3 account where I rarely post one shots and occasionally update with the username bored_bagel. I may procrastinate updates, but I'll make sure to remember them
I also make shitty drawings
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My Art: #{𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚞𝚛'𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝}
Ramblings: #{𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚜}
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•Boundaries•
Please keep asks SFW, I want to keep this blog PG-13
DNI list: MAPS, a-spec exclusionists, TERFS, homophobes, transphobes, people who support problematic ships, just any shitty person in general
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Yall do realize to be as high rank, rich, and to win even somewhat consistently/be good at gambling, you can't just have great luck-
Youd have to have a *damn good* understanding of statistics, reading people (especially body language), and psychology (yes, including how to abuse it to manipulate people and get what you want)
And to do all that without a formal education? That takes some SERIOUS fucking work/skill
So stop calling aventurine stupid or "low iq"
Theres a damn good reason ratio- mister i cant stand looking at idiots- wasnt wearing his plaster head around aventurine, and it's because he isnt fucking stupid
And if aventurine is playing stupid, you should be fucking worried.
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Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out
I already know my favourite panel in this update because look
Hyrule’s like the little guy wants to talk to you! Which is great but I look at wild and he just looks so scared
I’m just imagining he’s thinking “but I’m terrified of the little guy now”
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