"Oh yeah, I practice witchcraft"
Also me, practicing said witchcraft: *holding phone and playing Hozier* "with the power of Irish bog man I cleanse this space so y'all negative energies better run"
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what i thought witchcraft would be like: burning candles and talking to the gods and learning secrets of the universe
what its actually like: THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE SPIRITS STOLE MY FUCKING JAR BECAUSE THEY WANT MORE CANTABS
OH GREAT I SPILT HERBS ON MY CARPET YAY
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whenever I tell people that I practice Modern day witchcraft/Paganism, they instantly think to blood sacrifices. Like no? I just scream at the moon, eat rocks and leave offerings to Lady Demmeter to beg for a good harvest on my family Garden.
The Blood sacrifices only happen every lunar eclipse Jeez.
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Spell recipe for you wondrous witches
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witchcraft community when taylor swift writes a song about karma and how its a man and it loves her
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