#you latch onto some side charas

[sanchoyo]

arc v 51-65 thoughts! JACK IS HERE FINALLY!!!! also crow. also, prison arc. they sent 14 year olds to actual adult prison! the gang learned about classism, corruption in the system and that you cant Beat Cops with Smiles, but with your Fists :)

-ok. in the back end of the reiji v yuya duel yuya seems surprised to hear yuzu is okay, just taken. and im like. OH IS THAT WHY HES SO UPSET?? HE THOUGHT SHE WAS /DEAD/??? I mean. you know what thats fair. being turned into a piece of paper/cardboard(?) cards. would usually mean death I guess and he did think thats what happened to her. I still think its silly for him to be so pissed at reiji who by all accounts is the nicest ygo rich guy in the entire serieses history imo. but reiji did withhold some info to test yuya a lil bit. but yknow. still.

-…reiji's mom…TOLD the WORLD about the war/invaders AND THEY CANCELED. THE. TOURNAMENT. THEY CANCELED IT AND PRIORITIZED THE WORLDS SAFETY. we ARENT getting a FULL TOURNAMENT ARC??? IN YUGIOH??? i am shocked. no way… (I know I said itd be really funny if a protag didnt win the tournament, but they CANCELED IT which is somehow even funnier to me) I cannot say I expected this at all but im not MAD abt it

-see the next ep when yuya v his mom we learn his mom was a former GIRL GANG BOSS??? WHERE HAS /THAT/ ENERGY BEEN THIS WHOLE SERIES??? instead of being a creep towards kids she couldve been characterized like this! the story abt her and yuyas dad is pretty cute but if /i/ i had a hot mob boss wife i wouldnt be telling her to solve everything with smiles not violence :) i would pick up a fucking bat with her. whatever its FINE

-god the lil montage of yuzu's dad dueling with her in a lil baby pouch on his back and pausing a duel to change her diaper was SO CUTE. TF BEST YGO DAD FOR REAL GOD. hes a duel school teacher!!! why!! cant he come to help!!!! why are they just letting an 18-19 yr old lead the lancers into anOTHER DIMENSION. i dont CARE that hes thee most responsible smartest guy ever or whatever. my god

-shun and serena are remarkably chill abt all of this, hope we see more of them talking and hanging out and stuff. like serena looks just like his sister and yuya looks like his bestie and u KNOW thats SO weird to him?? but also they were on oppisite sides of the war! i want! more interactions! (very funny theyre both kinda trailing reiji. tbh if /i/ was stranded in another dimension he would be the person id be latching onto out of this cast, too. very nice and level headed guy)

-MY GOD. yugo is SO sweet, his calm explanation to yuzu and them just sittin and talking was great. (his reaction to yuzu implying he loves rin was also very very cute. and rins design AUGH I love it SO much. yuzu is still best arc v girl for me but rins design is my fav. GREEN.) JACK!!! MENTIONED!!!

-while they were talking it sorta explained yugo v yuto was a huge misunderstanding bc yuto thought yugo was the Fusion Enemy and yugo thought yuto was yuri. very very understandable and funny. and also im starting to think everyone in this series is colorblind bc they cant tell any of the yuzu/yuya counterparts apart by hair… (also, speaking of yuri, where did he GO. whts HE up to. weve barely gotten any of him and id like More Please)

-it's…been a minute since I watched 5ds. years. and I only watched it once, so I know im probably going to get details wrong, but aside from jack and crow, all other charas so far are arc v originals? like melissa and Guy that Looks Like This :>/ arent in 5ds right… the city kinda looks different to me, but maybe its just the animation looks newer… are we going to get an explanation to where yusei is? bc if jack and crow are in this…like, none of the protags are in arc v. are they busy. is this a universe without them.

-I forgot how dystopian 5ds was! stupid rich ppl calling the cops on yugo and yuzu for LOITERING and acting like the lower class is a Threat is a lil too real…damn. yugo is so nice immediately just pulling her along to help while shes with him ;_; personality wise hes my fav of the yu boys so far… (I feel like such a traitor for this. sorry to yuto bc zexal is my fav series. but we barely got to see him. whenever he comes back im sure we'll get..more... and sorry to yuya bc I Love Clowns….but I love silly lil bikenana boy…willing to bet when we get more yuri he might fight for that spot bc i LOVE a good villain too…we'll see…)

-YUZU'S REACTION TO YUGO DWHEEL DUEL IS SO FUNNY SHES LIKE. SO RATIONAL THO. my GOD she kept saying he should stop to duel on foot and yeah. playing yugioh (or, any card game) on a bike would be insanely hard. like you have to basically have your cards ALL memorized bc you gotta keep ur eyes ahead to drive, right, so ud only be able to glance? everyone in synchro world has insane memorizing skills. (I know to a degree you'd be able to make the d-wheels have a sort of autopilot, but no, we see them steering themselves and accelerating themselves…)

-the animation kept cutting to 3d models while they were dueling on their bikes and it did Not Look Very Good. it was still very fun.

-yuzu Learns About Corrupt Police and Society Today! She once again is the Real Protag to Me. reporter cowgirl ladys design is cute!

-what was the point of the duel if the cops were gonna just set up a blockade anyway tf. the entertainment aspect is SO fucked lmao bored rich ppl. too real. yugo u dont need to rise in society u gotta burn it all down its all fucked. -_-

-YUZU HAS BEEN IN SYNCHRO WORLD FOR (1) DAY AND IS NOW A WANTED CRIMINAL!!! HOT GIRL SUMMERRRRR. (and by proximity, yuya and serena lol)

-LAYRA SAW COPS AND FLIPPED OUT. understandable but also WHO HURT U. SHINGO IMMEDIATELY NOT GIVING A FUCK AND IS READY TO DUEL THE COPS. SERENA TOO. honestly very iconic of everybody great job. except yuya who is just baffled and not 100% ready to throw down. Get with the PROGRAM yuya u cant fight cops with smiles.

-you know I understanding theyre tryin to duel their way out of it but letting ppl from synchro see: fusion, action cards, and pendulum in ONE GO seems DANGEROUS.

-sorry, but shingo being arrested while yuya is like YAY ACTION DUEL LET ME ENTERTAIN U ^_^ IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. and everytime he asked layra if theyre okay they look like a goddamn espurr like O__O clearly NOT OK. VERY SCARED WITHOUT REIJI. WHY DID U BRING THIS TRAUMATIZED CHILD!!!

-there was a scene when yuya was like 'look at these beautiful ladies!" n his hippo girl monsters danced for an uncomfortably long time and the cops face kept being zoomed in on and he was like O__O this ep…i cant tell if its TRYING to make me laugh but it is, my god yuya u are making ME smile if no one else. for absolutely the Wrong Reason. the CHEERFUL TONE he takes on in this situation is SO NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE GRAVITY OF BEING. ARRESTED. this cop hes dueling is also the most tirest man ive ever seen which makes it so much better

-crows entrance was absolutely INCREDIBLE. WITH THE MOODY THUNDER AND ALL!! HOLY SHIT. just the sound of revving in the distance building up to it CROWWWWW I LOVE U. still probably most excited for jack but STILL.

-ohh, yugo know doesnt what his parents look like huh…and yuzu doesnt know what her mom looked like? her dad, the most cheerful dude in the world never talked abt her? weird.. theres still the mystery of yuzu having her bracelet…id say maybe all the yuya/yuzu counterparts might be the same but no, yuya has both parents so…cannot rly do anything with this info rn…

-ok just a small thought, but in the op and the eps so far, the guy whos always looking over security (idk his name yet but he looks like this :>/) is implied to be the villain, and ig reijis dad might be one of the final villains, but we havent had any Very Present Active villains aside from GROUPS of invaders that are p much faceless…I want more like. Present Villains. does that make sense. dennis doesnt count btw hes just some guy whos hangin out.

-shingo just introduced yuya as his APPRENTICE. PLEASE. i love him so much hes the funniest guy ever. crow also immediately being like 'idk abt all this dimension stuff! but u guys can hang out here for however long u need to :)' LOVE U CROW

-my god DENNIS can juggle and do silly little magic stuff. ok. ive been very lukewarm to him but thats very cute. also 'gon-chan' PLS.

-also one of the bills he got as a tip had that little clown guy from 5ds on it. was he a …person who was important enough to be on money? i dont remember him very much except he had like. a clown wife. cannot recall his place in the plot or anything else LMAO

-yugo and yuzu just trying to convince randos on the street the WAR IS COMING AND THEY CAN TRAVEL DIMENSIONS. AND GETTING LAUGHED AT. HELP THEM.

-im running into traffic to defend gons honor. hes so mad dennis made him the villain in their silly little roleplay HAHA. dennis is like a campy little guy, even when hes outed as a traitor later I seriously seriously doubt itll stick or he'll be a real threat. hes a silly guy..also I just like his monsters designs a lot. (also, he outed xyz to synchro dimension too LMAO DUDE. now they have all the summoning methods u guys can use…)

-gallager is just. he introduces himself as a promoter but him and nico smiley are both like. pimps for duelists right. KAHSDKJ. love his outfit so much tho

-so…where the HELL did reiji land….mildly concerned about now, its been a few…eps and he hasnt been shown…where did he go……..is he ok…….is he with jack….

-ILLEGAL DUEL BETTING. GON IS SOOO OFFENDED TOO. AND THEN IT CUTS TO SHUN IMMEDIATELY IN IT. epic illegal bird moment. poor gon is having to play peacekeeper and is the only reasonable person of this trio

-crow explaining the tops STOLE riding duels and make commoners do it for fun..my god they gentrified riding duels

-very grateful yuya is the one kinda looking after layra in reijis absence. makes perfect sense since he kinda is a big bro figure to the kids at the duel school too! it adds a real softness to yuya that I like (ok lets be real hes already been pretty soft. gooey and warm center, like a cookie) for a second it panned to serena and i was thinking pls dont let the only girl in the group be the mother hen but no. she completely ignores layra and decided to go out on her own (shingo following her lol) bc shes sick of sitting around waiting and her main goal, in her Words is to Find Yuzu too. would it be weird to ship them since they..look the same supposedly….JSDKFJK its tht question of what ud do if u met a clone of urself/alt version of urself. would u kiss or kill them. serena is a Kiss the Clone kinda girl and I respect that

-'friendship cup' is the funniest name ever for a tournament. YOU HAVE TO ENTER. TO DUEL JACK. JACK IS THE PRIZE. TROPHY WIFE JACK. shun and dennis both want to fight jack sooo bad its so funny. me too (affectionate) the fact dennis and shun both took to riding bikes and dueling at the same time SO fast is. incredible. and their lil outfits….

-oh wait. this means the earlier tournament being canceled is just gonna lead into this one isnt it HAHAH i knew it couldnt be ygo without a full tournament arc….its fine. I actually dont DISLIKE these type of arcs even if they arent my favorite

-not sure if ive said it but I Must mention it: yuyas magicians have nonbinary swag

-who the hell is shinji. youre not yusei. bootleg yusei….where did they PUT YUSEI!!! are all the protags busy like DAMN!! WHERE ARE THEY!!! I understand on a meta level u wouldnt want them all in the series to take away protagswag from yuya but this series literally lends itself to a bbt style crossover! the whole series is a crossover! they shouldve had a lil movie or smth. I want. another bbt movie. but w the newer protags too. lke all 8-9(??) ygo protags...itd be FUN

-crow being such a DAD to a ton of kids is cute. and probably the best person layra couldve come to stay with tbh, hes obv concerned abt them ;_; babies. also him and yuya dueling bc crow thinks feeding kids is more important than making them smile…and yuya thinks making them smile is more important…no yuya i gotta side with crow here LMAO crow called yuya privileged too JDSFHKJ

-NINJA GUY!!! I FORGOT HE WAS WITH THE LANCERS?? i mean ive been seein him in the op but STILL. good he got layra outta there. the cops were going to arrest a CHILD. i mean ik yuya is a child too but layra is a CHILD child not a teen yk. omg jail arc???

-speaking of arcs. is this series called arc v. because. arc 5. as in fifth arc of the yugioh series. I was speculating to why it was called that last time and had the realization thats prob why JKSHDFK

-god we actually are getting a…prison arc…this is INCREDIBLE. why werent they given the prison uniforms everyone else has. btw yuya now would be the PERFECT time to bring ur inner demon out to break out

-the bosses absurdly large brick stack of cards is insane. ive never seen so many so neatly stcked in one place…bro what if someone knocked them over that would be a nightmare…

-the lil story with the boss was fun (and felt appropriate given hes dueling yuya, who is all abt Smiles and Entertaining and hed lost that…like gettin his spark back) …so the moral here is u can make friends with fellow inmates n have solidarity but the cops are always enemies. understandable and real

-so yuya should become the new prison boss. right. he beat the old boss. but whatever I guess they didnt want yuya to be a crimeboss...cowards

-so whenever someone tries breaking out, their friends/the ppl left behind get punished and taken somewhere they 'never return from'…thats…terrifying and would be pretty efficient to anyone with any kind of morals, but idk, i feel like anyone would get really desperate and try it anyway at a certain point if conditions are bad enough, their fellow inmates be damned..

-sorry but it has to be said though. this mans hair is a lizard straight up. with the little hands and everything. is anyone fucking talking about this.

-my god yugo cannot whistle at all. everytime i see him and yuzu im like. they are so funny i love them both so much SJADFHKJ we go a few eps w/out them and im so sad… btw..yuya is in jail, i kinda expected this friendship cup thing to involve them more heavily, but the :>/ guy said yugo and yuzu would be arrested when they showed up for it too and im like. is it even gonna be an Event or Not. i mean I LOVE prison arc but. Wondering

-'hey crow if ur gonna leave here (prison) can I come too..' YUYA. DO YOU THINK CROW OF ALL PEOPLE IS GOING TO LEAVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN PRISON AND DITCH YOU ALL?? ITS CROW. CMON.

-yuya constantly looking like either the happiest dude ever (when its horribly inappropriate most of the time) or the saddest little kicked puppy alive makes me lose it. (and the third option of Murderously Possessed, but its been like 20 eps since weve seen that so..maybe the demon and yuto both peaced out. maybe they eloped. good for them)

-ok im going to need a gif of this PRONTO. shun how did you get there. HE SHOULDER DROPPED THIS MAN. XYZ BITCHES ARE BUILT DIFFERENT. XYZ REPRESENT!!!! he bodied like 15 more guards after this with his FISTS not even using his cards CMON LETS GOOO the prison break scene was AMAZING. also shingo grabbing some rare cards on the way out. best boy alert. why do his eyes glow in the dark.

-….hey shingo loses SO many duels its kind of funny. reminds me of watching manjoume from gx do the same thing. between them who has more losses. theyre both a certain…flavor of cringedude characters that i always end up liking…

btw Lightsworn Monster SPOTTED. I HAVE THIS CARD IN MY FAVORITE DECK!!! HIII FELIS!!!

-'what does a monster with 100 lp have to accomplish' -guy whos never heard of goddamn card effects. damn i thought these dudes were supposed to be the super efficient guards or whatever…anyway shun coming in with the literal xyz rescue was CUTE look at him functioning in a team ;w; good

-oh my god :>/ guy is named jean-michel roget. hes. hes french coded. u know wht i think i like my silly lil emoji name for him better. GOD DAMN they were SO close to escaping. CROW HAS KIDS AT HOME. ARGNH THEYRE TRYING TO SEPARATE SERENA TOO. BULLSHIT.

-REIJI FINALLY FINALLY SHOWING UP. WHERE WERE U. talking to a council I Guess. fucking negotiating. ok king of efficiency. he saved everyones asses with this. everyone say thank u reiji for everything, always.

-oh my god the friendship cup. theyre all being forced to demonstrate their abilities in the tournament . mandatory friendship cup. its a Full Circle. out of jail straight into the REAL tournament arc. i cant believe this.

-yuya vs jack. oh my god its going to happen. <- so excited to see jack i am going to throw UP

-crow called jack a traitor so. so they havent made up yet. I mean I FIGURED and yusei isnt HERE and i am :( I barely remember 5ds but I remember crow and jack bein silly together near the end…be FRIENDS or ELSE I will CRY

-yuzu's lil riding duel outfit is SO cute. pls. also yuzu crying with relief once she sees yuya is ok…baby ;_; theyre so Close to bein reunited….

-the problem with me trying to figure out how and why this series diverges from 5ds is that i remember Nothing Important from 5ds at all. i remember the dumbass details like that jack loved cup ramen JSDHKJ but its clearly an au (with..no yusei for some reason...) and im like. wondering if theyll ever explain WHY its an au from the original. or if im just supposed to Know. bc I Dont Yet

-I thought itd be really funny if jack DID defeat yuya in Three Turns like he said he was going to. and then he DOES. he beats him so hard yuya FLIES OFF HIS BIKE. AND BOUNCES. LMAO glad hes wearing a helmet at least. love u jack. also. i know it was probably framed in the way of jack being an asshole but I? kind of agree with him about this:

(I actually…said smth along these lines in my first arc v liveblog post:

almost word for word HAHA me and jack are on the same wavelength and he read yuya in like 10 seconds FLAT I am Amazed)

not that it's a BAD thing. he wants to make people happy, and it makes him happy in turn when theyre cheering for him! thats fine! (an irl example would be like, I enjoy making art for others to make them happy. but I also enjoy getting positive feedback for my own satisfaction!) absolutely nothing wrong with it!

HOWEVER. the impression I've gotten so far is that yuya gets upset when his opponent is the one being cheered for (a good example was the michio duel and that annoying trivia kid duel. he didnt seem real happy when the audience was rooting for them and not him!) as opposed to…I cant believe I'm comparing him to dennis but. the dennis v gon duel was a great example of what I think a more genuine entertainment duel should be…they were playing the roles of hero v villain, and dennis was great at improv there, quickly turning into the villain when Straight Man to his Comedy Guy routine Gon accused him of being the Real Villain in that situation. like he ROLLED with it and was perfectly fine with gon winning bc it suited their lil story and the audience loved it! I think entertainment dueling SHOULD be like that, like improv and acting bc you're entertaining ppl. ur a performer. u need to go w the flow more.

(Okay, this might not have been the best duel to show it off bc 1. hes dueling JACK of all ppl who declared hes gonna WIN and. he Will. 2. this is a situation where hes trying to showcase the strength of the lancers, so it wouldnt do to THROW the duel. but he couldve played into jacks dramatics a bit, made himself out to be more of a dramatic underdog, or a potential upstarter…for wanting to be an ENTERTAINER I want to see yuya channel his dramatics a LOT more than he does. esp w jack of all ppl!) to me it feels like yuya also ties a LOT of his self worth to how other ppl perceive his role in duels too which is Unhealthy (and again. is an extension of the 'smile when u want to cry' stuff imo, also pretty unhealthy) I…dont know if any of this is That Deep or theyre just trying to make jack seem like an asshole. I WANT it to be this deep bc its a REALLY interesting trait for a protag to have!

-kinda love how ppl in the Tops are dressed like old timey victorians. (also a lot of them have very western names) it just creates a very. unique vibe 

-can I also just say i LOVE LOVE LOVE the trope in ygo of 'person does what they think is the final finishing move, then theres smoke and everyone is like :0 and when the smoke clears, the person is still standing in the duel because of some trap/spell/effect' IT HAPPENS SO MUCH IN ARC V AND I EAT IT UP EVERYTIME.

-...jack gave this random child servant a card and told him it suited him and the kids mad jack 'changed' and got mad jack compared him to a 'weak card'...first off its gonna end up being smth like 'even weak cards have potential, none of them are useless, its like u, u feel like ur a low level but u also have potential' (which. very yusei thing btw) but also if my hero gave me a card i would literally be SO happy this kid is dumb asf. jack literally wasnt even being RUDE when he gave it to him and jack is usually SO Rude like CMON. 'wheeh i had NO cards and jack gave me one but its WEAK so i dont want it' this is called being ungrateful. i know hes a kid so I shouldnt be so annoyed but damn its rude. its a REALLY cute card too (not one I recognize and the text is in japanese but its a cute lil cyber girl with pink hair and a tuning fork and bc this is synchro I assume its a tuner monster or smth?)

-...went from jail to bougiest penthouse in the world. lmao and locked in his room....ur a rich persons pet now...'if u lose ur out of the penthouse' willing to bet its the same for jack since at the end of the day hes still. u know. a commons Guy cosplaying a bougie. funnily enough, the tops are saying 'as long as he keeps winning hes not a commons, hes one of us!' and the commons are saying 'hes a traitor who sold out!' then another commons guy being like 'NO jack is still OUR hero he doesnt belong to the tops!' etc. its like he cant fucking win no matter what he does! insane. jack ilu tho.

-...actually, first match is gon v crow. calling it now, gon loses his Stand In One Place shtick isnt gonna work v a motorcycle. i kinda think I want crow to win this tournament actually to duel jack KJHSDKJ i know itll prob be yuya but cmonnnn. its PERSONAL for crow. btw does this mean gon will be homeless for the rest of the friendship cup stuff since if u lose u get kicked outta the penthouse. where will he GO. ...tbh since crow has kids waiting at home for him it might be better if he loses first so he can take the losers of this tournament back home w him so they dont. go to jail again? maybe? we’ll see!!

very very fun stretch of eps, I binged SO many last night and tonight :3

#sanchoyo liveblogs arc v #sanchoyorambles #JAAAAAAAACK MY FRIEND JACK HE IS SO FUN I LOVE JACK <- loves jack #also going to print out and frame that pic of shun elbow dropping a cop. its so dear to me. thanks buddy #arc v #ygo #this kind of turned into an essay at the end of me analysing yuya which #may or may not be completely wrong and i might be looking too hard into it #i actually think jack is being very chill compared to how i REMEMBER him which is like #this is clearly n au right. but how/why

[takaraphoenix]

Shindeku or Shinkami for the ask meme?

Thanks for playing! ^-^

ShinDeku: 4 ( I’m indifferent to this ship.)

ShinKami: 4 ( I’m indifferent to this ship.)

I’ve never actually... thought about either of those as a ship. And I gotta admit, I only have relatively vague memories of Shinso. I guess that’s just not a character who really... stuck with me? ^^°

send me a ship and I’ll rate it on a scale from 1 to 7!

#Boku no Hero Academia #you latch onto some side charas #and forget others #it's just how that goes I suppose #Ship Rating Game #send me asks #Anonymous

[missholoska]

What's your headcanon for Chara in post pacifist? Mine would be that Alphys and Sans created a DT derived artifical soul to house their spirit then placed in a robot body that they designed while temporarily possessing Frisk. But of course that's my headcanon!

ooh robot Chara sounds fun! I can only imagine the shenanigans they’d cause with a robot body, and Alphys and Sans doing that for them is very sweet ;v;

you uh, kinda opened the Chara Appreciation Floodgates with this ask so apologies for how long my rambles got, ahah

my own headcanon isn’t quite as merciful as yours; since the game doesn’t give us a canonical way to bring back Chara and Asriel’s original souls and bodies, in my post-pacifist scenario Chara is stuck latched onto Frisk’s soul and Flowey remains a flower, and there’s no way to bring them back to their former selves. personally I like that bittersweet theme of all four Dreemurrs getting their own second chances on the surface, even if things will never be the same :’>

Chara’s pretty content with what they’ve got though, since it beats being completely dead and they get to see monsters enjoying freedom. they don’t really know enough about the surface anymore to guide Frisk beyond the Underground so they don’t narrate as much, but they’re still there being a good big sibling to Frisk. but after a year or two pass, I feel like they probably didn’t expect to still be attached to Frisk (as in, they would’ve faded and passed on by then), and eventually keeping their existence a secret starts to feel dishonest.

they tell Flowey first and have an emotional dead sibling reunion, before all three kids tell the rest of the monster family about Chara and Asriel still being around. Toriel and Asgore are overjoyed to have their children back in some form, while the others are initially surprised (although having a secret ghost kid sharing their soul is far from the weirdest thing they know about Frisk by then) but very quickly become aunts and uncles to Chara too (Flowey’s more resistant given his lack of being able to love, but accepts being part of the family anyway). once the truth’s out they possess Frisk every now and then to join in conversations and hobbies, and even start knitting again. everyone is happy with this \o/

it does get a little weird when Frisk grows up and Chara doesn’t - without a soul or body of their own their spirit is stuck at the age they died - but that’s one reason why my older Frisk is far more focused on their platonic friendships and ambassador work and I’ll never have a ship for them, so it’s just wholesome fluff in this house. when Frisk’s not busy adulting Chara will occasionally spend a day in control, although their existence is still a secret outside of family so they avoid standing out from Frisk too much. they’ve got a little of their own style, though:

compared to Frisk’s usual design from the 2nd image here, Chara likes plaiting the long side of Frisk’s hair and combing the rest into a style more familiar to them, as well as wearing dark colours and clothes they’ve knitted ✨

tl;dr they’re still dead but they’re happy too

#bradster4000 #holoskart asks #holoskart rambles #that doodle is the first thing I've drawn in 3 weeks please forgive if it's a bit wonky oTL #anyway I love this sassy ghost child very much and gave them as much happiness as I could with the logic that made sense to me :'> #bringing back chara and asriel properly is entirely valid it's just my preference to not meddle with canon too drastically #having said that one concept I have a big soft spot for is skelechara. I've seen like 3 versions of that and it's always very cute #doodles #undertale art #bad opinion zone #chara #frisk #ut pacifist family rambles #using the pacifist family tag bc all of my headcanons here and that design apply to that project #I didn't wanna go on a tangent but chara's a good sibling/cousin when the fankids are born ;v; #also thank you for sending this!! getting prompted to ramble about my headcanons always makes me happy

[keelywolfe]

FIC: Welcome to Backwater ch.13 (spicyhoney)

Summary: Finally some answers! It's just a shame they aren't for the questions Stretch already had.

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If he were asked, Stretch would be the first to admit he was probably not the greatest influence out there for anyone. When he was younger, he’d tried his best for Blue’s sake at least; he worked two jobs, he made sure the laundry was done so Blue could wear clean clothes for school and all that. But as Blue got older and more able to help out, a lot of that shit fell off to the wayside into apathy. Until they got to the surface, anyway, but whatever efforts he’d made to get his life on track in the Aboveground took a sad detour back to wallowing in misery a few months back.

That said, Stretch tried not to be a complete asshole at any given time, but damn if living in Backwater wasn’t putting his manners to the test, because the predominant phrase running through his mind right now as he stared at the older ‘Chara’ clone was, ‘what in the name of holy blue fuck?’.

At least he managed not to say it, but then, he also didn’t manage to say anything else. Instead of a ‘hi’ or a ‘how ya doin’ or even a ‘so, how about those dodgers’ for the smiling Human in front of him, all Stretch did was gape, his bike engine idling and his mouth hanging open in an invitation to any circling flies in search of a new home.

His luck was leaning towards good today, insect-wise, since none took the invite, and all the Human did was smile wider, their eyes crinkling as they held out their hand and said, with a certain slyness, “Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”

Stretch knew before he even shook their hand what was coming. Mostly, anyway, turned out to be a whoopie cushion hidden in the palm rather than the joy buzzer Stretch was so fond of. But he knew, this was his gag, and still he hastily switched off the engine and reached over. He took their hand in a daze and the rubbery wheeze of a fake fart as their palms met made the Human laugh in delight.

“Still works,” they said gleefully. The Human held up the little whoopie cushion before tucking it into their pocket, leaving aside humor for sincerity. “I have so wanted to meet you.”

“me?” Stretch said blankly. Not exactly showcasing his brilliance, there, but he couldn’t seem to stop staring. That familiar, cherubic smile was so strange when it was on another face. Of all the things he’d seen so far in Backwater, this was, by far, the last he’d ever expected, and that was including the damn corn.

“Oh, yes, Edge has told me all about you,” they said, rocking on their heels. From the neck down, the resemblance took a little detour. No striped shirt here and instead of the green Chara favored, they wore blue. A subtle difference, but one that Stretch latched onto gratefully, along with what they said next. “My name is Frisk.”

“frisk,” Stretch repeated. He felt like a living echo, but that name seemed somehow familiar, niggling at the back of his mind. Eh, didn’t matter, the important thing was that it wasn’t ‘Chara’, ‘cause his mental capacity for accepting the weird was teetering on the brink of overload.

Their mouth twitched again into a smile. "You're wearing my old helmet."

"oh. oh!” Stretch slapped a hand on top of his head and nearly impaled it on a cat ear. Hastily, he started working on the buckle. “uh. sorry about that.”

"No, it's cute,” Frisk said cheerfully. “Red wouldn’t let me ride my bike without it, either.” Stretch could only blink at them, still waiting on an internal reboot, here, and the Human’s mouth twisted wryly. "It’s okay. The resemblance is uncanny, I know. We saw it all on television when it happened a few years ago. Chara, the human who brought Monsters back to the surface. Red thought it was all very funny, but his sense of humor is rather questionable on a good day."

On television? But…how…? Weakly, Stretch said, "i don't understand."

“I know," Frisk said. Their eyes darkened with sympathy. "And I doubt very much that Edge or Red explained." They sighed with fond irritation, "All these years living here, and Edge still loves his puzzles. Never a straight answer if he can twist it around for someone to solve. Red is just a shit. Come on,” they jerked their chin towards the cabin. “Edge is around back.”

Frisk turned and started back up the winding path, bare feet light on the flat stones. Stretch realized he was still straddling his bike and hastily put down the kickstand before following. Okay, so, no Red Riding Hood today, he was more like a Lost Boy and if Peter Pan swooped down right now with Tinkerbell sparkling at his feet, he was gonna swat them both down.

“wait!” he called. Frisk paused and turned around, their expression questioning as Stretch jogged to catch up, trying not to stumble over his untied shoelaces. “you…you’re edge’s roommate, right?”

Frisk considered that and nodded. “That’s as good a word as any.”

“right.” Okay, yeah, he would have felt pretty damn guilty about his frequent admiration of Edge’s hips if it weren’t for Red assuring him Edge wasn’t in a relationship. Roommates, not ‘roommates’, finger quote-slash-finger quote. He was losing the thread, though, and he wanted to pick it back up before it unraveled completely. “look, i’m supposed to be here to ask you about edgar allen.”

“I know,” Frisk smiled again and a pair of dimples peeked out. Now that he was past the initial shock, he could see a splash of freckles on their nose, another little difference distancing them from Chara that was a relief to see. “I’ll explain everything in due time. Come on.” They dashed away again, and all Stretch could do was follow.

In due time, right, he’d been waiting for anyone around here to pay their dues for days, give him some straightforward answers, and it seemed like the only thing he ever got was another winding road.

He’d been doing pretty good about cutting back on the cigarettes, but today Stretch would have maimed someone’s uncle for a full pack and a half an hour to work his way through ‘em, one after another.

Frisk led the way behind the house and as Stretch stepped around the corner, he stopped to stare at the view. It opened up into a clearing that was filled with huge garden spreading out in a chaotic sort of order; beds of bright flowers, rows of different veggies and berries, baskets hanging between them with leafy tendrils spilling out. Parts of it already looked like they were winding down for the summer, like the rows of truly enormous sunflowers skirting the garden, their bright petals already withering and their broad faces gone to seed, heralds to the upcoming change of season.

It was incredible, it was insane, how…?

“how does all this grow in the woods?" Stretch asked wonderingly, to no one in particular. “how do you grow sunflowers without sun?” Some light filtered in through the heavy canopy of branches overhead, sure, but the overwhelming appearance was one of shade. Stretch didn’t know shit about gardening, but this wasn’t exactly his idea of a great place to set one up.

Obviously, someone forgot to tell these plants, it sure wasn’t stopping them.

“They aren’t sunflowers. Not exactly.”

It wasn’t Frisk’s voice and Stretch startled, turning to see Edge kneeling close by in the dirt by another row, briskly picking handfuls from the low plants. There was a basket next to him half-filled with green pods, beans or peas, he wasn’t sure which, and that was where it stayed because it wasn’t the gardening that Stretch was interested in anyway. He promptly forgot about sunflowers, beans, peas, Peter Pan, everything, and stood mutely watching Edge work.

Somehow, he always managed to forget in between seeing him how damned attractive Edge was. Even in shabby working clothes, the underarms of his t-shirt damp with sweat and wearing a pair of dirty flower-patterned garden gloves, he was a hell of a snack pack. All those baggy clothes did was cloak what he knew they concealed, hinting at what lay beneath with a suggestion that unwrapping would reveal delightful surprises and—

Yeah, okay, he was gonna stop that line of thought right there. He was here for a reason and it wasn’t to ogle at Red’s little bro.

Then all his good intentions took a spin down the drain as Edge looked up at him and smiled. Not a scowl, which wouldn’t have surprised him, not a smirk, which was to be expected, but an honest-to-angel smile. Like he was actually glad to see him and the little throb in Stretch’s battered soul didn’t hurt nearly as much as it should.

“So, you’ve finally arrived,” Edge said. He went back to his picking, didn’t seem to notice the way Stretch’s eye lights kept trying to drift down to where his shirt was riding up at the back.

“looks that way.” Stretch tore his gaze from Edge and took the safer route of glancing around at the garden again. “took longer than i thought it would. this place could use a yellow brick road.”

"That seems like it would invite tornados,” Edge said dryly, “and we see enough trouble."

Trouble? That didn’t seem right. How much trouble could show up on their doorstep out here in the boonies. Then again, probably better to just roll with it, for all he knew there were bears out here or monsters with a lowercase ‘m’. Fuck it, could even be monster bears, who knew? It would sure explain why everyone said to keep on the path.

So, Stretch let that be and asked instead, “your bro didn’t give you a heads up that i was coming?”

“No.” And there was a touch of the sourpuss he knew and lo—liked. Edge slithered on down the row and attacked the pods on those plants, adding them in to his basket. “While I at least attempt to keep my brother apprised of any situations in town, he tends to side with the element of surprise.”

From out of nowhere, the Human appeared. They marched right up to Edge and smacked him lightly on the back of the skull and Stretch nearly jumped himself; he’d just about forgotten about them completely despite them being the entire reason behind his visit. Yep, that was the only reason he was here, to ask about Edgar Allen, and he damn well needed to remember that.

“Oh, stop it!” Frisk scolded, “You and your brother, and your petty squabbles! You were just as bad yourself when we were still Underground, always had to play up the puzzles.”

Edge made a show of rubbing his skull, as if that little smack even hurt. His mouth twitched in an almost-smile, and it wasn’t as nice as the one earlier, but it still made Stretch melt a little inside. “That is possible,” he allowed.

“Good. You behave. Now,” Frisk turned back to Stretch and said brightly, “Come inside, we’ll talk over dinner.”

Uh.

Frisk started towards the house and Edge got to his feet, basket in hand, to follow them. Stretch hung back, suddenly wary of going into the gingerbread house. He knew all the stories about spiders and flies, and what happened in their parlors, thanks, and before Frisk could disappear inside, Stretch called, weakly, "i really only came out here to ask about edgar allen."

They hesitated at the open door and from the glint in their eyes, they had an inkling of what Stretch was thinking about. “I know. And Edge set you on a quest to find me so you can ask,” they laughed delightedly, “The phone book was a nice touch.”

"you know about that?” Stretch blurted, “so you’ve known i wanted to talk to you?”

They nodded. “Of course, Edge tells me everything.”

“so why didn't you come into town to see me?!"

Their sudden mischievous smile only made them look even more like Chara. "And spoil his fun?"

Frisk went inside, the door swinging shut behind them. Edge stayed outside, his basket of beans-or-peas balanced on his hip. He arched a browbone and asked, “Are you coming or not?”

Stretch wavered, scuffing his feet against the stone path, both tempted and wary, and before he could make a choice, his magic decided for him. They didn’t have stomachs, actually, but it didn’t stop their magic from imitating one for him, letting out a growl that was a reminder that the lunch Red packed him was still stashed away in his bag uneaten.

That earned him a low chuckle and the melted chocolate of Edge’s voice didn’t help his growling not-belly one damn bit. Edge tilted his head towards the door in invitation, “Come on, it’s dinner time and I can’t bear to let moronic creatures starve. You can help me cook.”

“uh.” Leaving aside the whole moronic thing (he’d probably earned it at some point, anyway), now might be the time to bring up an important fact. “i should warn you ahead of time, i’m not much of a chef.”

Edge only nodded, sighing deeply, “Of course. I should have suspected that looks aside, you were my brother’s doppelgänger rather than mine.”

“what?” How was it this guy could be so unfairly hot and so damned confusing at the same time? “what does that even mean?”

“It’s hard to explain.”

Stretch only crossed his arms over his chest and glared. “ain’t gonna get easier if you don’t start.”

Edge made an impatient sound, “Come inside and we will. Stretch,” his voice went lower, gentle, “Backwater can be unnerving, I know this, but you’re safe here. I would never let anything hurt you in my home.”

Yeah, okay, that was seriously unfair, like Edge was speaking directly to his nerves, reassuring him with honeyed promises and damned if Stretch didn’t believe him. Worse, he wanted to believe him.

He still hung back uncertainly, and one corner of Edge’s mouth quirked up as he added, “Besides, my brother would never forgive me if I let anything happen to his best salesperson.”

That burst the tension hanging in the air and Stretch snorted loudly, “that ain’t saying much, I’ve seen firsthand how red runs the store.”

With a last nervous glance at the garden/woods behind him, Stretch finally followed. He hoped he at least lived to regret it.

~~*~~

An hour later, Stretch was feeling pretty stupid about his little moment of panic. For one, sitting in their kitchen peeling carrots was probably the most normal thing he’d done since he’d gotten here. No ghosts popping out from the walls, nothing coming alive that shouldn’t to say hi. The most complicated thing he had to do was make sure the peelings ended up in the trash bin rather than on the floor and even that he got right at least ninety percent of the time.

Stretch wasn’t entirely incapable of cooking. It was only that his bro enjoyed it so much more than him that he didn’t bother and when he did, the words ‘instant’ or ‘microwave’ were usually involved in some capacity.

He spent the rest of his focus on covertly watching his hosts. Frisk and Edge moved around the kitchen and each other easily, they’d obviously been roomies for some time. They laughed, they teased, made stupid in-jokes that Stretch longed to understand, and Stretch only sat back and watched them. To be honest, there was something a little unnerving about their homey domestication. It wasn’t what he’d been expecting, for sure.

Or maybe he was just a little homesick. In spite of Red’s mothering, he was starting to miss his brother’s care and concern, a little. Probably better to not think of that and Stretch swapped out his peeled carrots for the basket of what he was assured were definitely peas, working on shelling them into another bowl.

The outside of the house might be more wicked witch in the woods, but the inside was more traditional in an airy open floor plan. From his spot in the kitchen, he could see the living room with large, comfy sofas positioned in front of a pretty damn nice television.

There were also several crowded bookshelves and a few cabinets against the walls, each one filled with an impressive collection of action figures and the glass meticulously polished. Pictures on the wall, some of Edge and Frisk, a few more than included Red, along with artwork, pretty landscapes that might well be visible from their front door.

All it all it was simply…normal. Not a single cauldron or any eye of newt in sight, and Stretch could’ve been doing the same thing back in Ebott except for the fact that this Human wasn’t Chara and Edge wasn’t…yeah.

Once the prep was done, dinner didn’t take long to get on the table. Soon they were all sitting with a bowl and if Stretch was a little dubious about the unknown dish set in front of him, all his worries vanished with the first bite.

He was getting used to the tasty food that Edge brought to the shop a couple times a week; Red was always willing to share and now that he thought about it, either Edge always included extra for leftovers or he’d started packing more so that both of them could have enough tasty goodness. Stretch wasn’t sure which was true, but he knew which one he hoped it was.

This, though, this was something entirely else, so much more than simple, tasty nourishment. Cheesy grits with a vegetable medley and a poached egg on top, that’s what Frisk introduced the dish as, but that description couldn’t truly explain the taste. How the fresh peas were buttery sweet, the carrots sweet and crisp, the way the egg yolk burst open when his fork pierced it, the bright, rich yolk dripping down to coat everything in reach with deliciousness. Stretch had to resist the urge to shovel it into his mouth, forcing himself to chew it slowly and didn’t regret it, groaning aloud around his mouthful, it was so damned good. His brother wasn’t a bad cook, but it was like comparing a bowl of oatmeal to a full breakfast platter, there was no comparison.

Stretch took another huge bite, moaning again as he hit the creamy, cheesy goodness of the grits. He looked up and paused mid-chew, to see both Edge and Frisk staring at him.

“hrmmm?” Neither of them replied to his not-a-question and Stretch awkwardly swallowed down his too-large mouthful before trying again, “what?” He grabbed a napkin and wiped at his face, but it came away clean.

“Nothing,” Edge said finally. There was a faint flush of redness high on his cheekbones, for no good reason Stretch could figure, not with the way the air conditioning was blasting out. He cleared his throat and turned his attention to his own bowl. “It’s only nice to see someone enjoying my cooking so thoroughly.”

Frisk only offered a frustratingly Mona Lisa sort of smile and dug in, the three of them eating in silence, aside from Stretch’s occasional happy groans.

Once the bowls were scraped clean, Frisk pushed theirs aside and announced, “All right, then, if I’m going to explain, I think it’s best to start at the beginning.” Frisk slanted a questioning look at Edge. “If that’s all right?”

“Why are you asking me?” Edge stood to clear away the dishes, carrying the stack to the sink. “It’s your story.”

“Because you’re in it.”

Stretch could only sit there, trying not to squirm with impatience as Edge thought that over, rinsing the bowls before stacking them into the dishwasher. “Tell him,” he said. “Mysteries are one thing, but I don’t care for lies.”

Frisk smiled, their eyes gone memory-dark. “I know. All right, then!” They clapped their hands together lightly and Stretch settled in for what he hoped was a damned good story.

“I’m from Backwater originally,” Frisk began, “but I didn’t live here my entire life. When I was a child, my parents died. I ended up going to Ebott to live with relatives and it was—” They frowned, teeth grinding briefly as if they were chewing on the words, managing only a curt, “Unpleasant.” Frisk took a long, slow breath and went on, “One day I simply had enough and ran away. All the way up Mount Ebott and that is where I fell into the Underground.”

Stretch didn’t say anything, but his expression must’ve given him away, or maybe his hands, his joints nearly creaking as he clasped them tightly together. He knew this story, nearly this exact story, told to him by a child who right now should be safely living back in Ebott with their adopted father.

Frisk’s mouth twitched in an almost smile. “No, not your Underground. Theirs. Red and Edge’s.”

Stretch glanced at Edge. He was still washing the cooking pans, pink rubber gloves incongruous against the pale of his bones, but the tilt of his head indicated he was listening. Realization was dawning with glacial slowness; a pair of skeleton brothers in the Underground coming to the surface along with a Human child. He knew this story because it was his own, and more than that.

“you’re talking about the multiverse,” Stretch said slowly.

Of course. He could have slapped himself silly for his stupidity. He’d never even considered their situation might be similar; the age differences threw him off, far more than they should have. Sans was of an age with him, Papyrus a match to Blue. Red was so obviously much older than Stretch it hadn’t even clicked, seriously, was he that off his game? That should’ve been his first thought and instead, it never made it on his list.

But then, none of them really liked to talk about it much, either. Sans and Papyrus sure weren’t bringing up how they ended up here, didn’t take any kind of magic to see the shadows lurking in the depths of their eye lights even now. They’d just showed up one day in Snowdin right before Chara did, two skeletons from another world that seemed so hurt by their pasts that Stretch and Blue let them keep the names and took on nicknames of their own. Turned out it was easy to forget, somehow, that they hadn’t always been there, easy to let a sort of shroud fall over that knowledge. Not like Stretch wasn’t used to it when it came to his past.

Only now the veil was getting ripped away. Edge and Red weren’t only other Monsters, they were other Monsters, holy shit, and they’d been here for how long?

“Yes,” Frisk nodded as if reading his mind, and wasn’t that a terrifying thought. “And we’ve learned that time can flow differently beneath the mountain. It seems that I arrived in their Underground some years before your child fell.”

Their smile faltered, faded, the silence broken by the sound of running water and the soft clatter of dishes in the sink. “Their Underground was...well. It was a place of LV, not love. Their king was mad and when I came to the castle…well.” Frisk shuddered, looking away from Stretch’s numb gaze. A bony hand settled on their shoulder, sharpened fingertips cautious, and Frisk looked up at Edge with something like gratitude. “we were the only survivors. We took the Human souls that the King had collected and went past the barrier, the three of us. Only, we were afraid of the humans’ reactions, so we hid ourselves from the people in Ebott and I brought Edge and Red back here. Backwater has always been fairly openminded when it comes to unusual folk and I thought they might be accepted here. I was right.”

Frisk hesitated then, choosing their words with care, “Backwater is a town that attracts certain things. Good things and bad things. The people here weren’t surprised to meet us.” Their eyes took on a faraway look. “In fact, they were expecting us. As I said, the town attracts good and bad things, and it needs watching over. When we arrived, the current caretaker was old and weakening. They were calling for a suitable replacement and I suppose I was perfect for the job. Not only had I been touched by magic in the Underground, I was also once in the possession of six other Human souls, and that touched me. Changed me, in a way. And so, we took over as caretakers, Edge and I.” Frisk straightened their shoulders, lifting their chin as they said, firmly, “I am the keeper of the town’s soul.”

“And I am their protector,” Edge said. They were first words he’d spoken since Frisk began, each one resonating with strength far beyond the spoken, not a mere statement, he said it as something known. Then he offered a faint smile, almost sheepish, as he added, “I also make pies and pastries to sell in town.”

“And that’s my story,” Frisk finished. They seemed almost nervous, watching Stretch, perhaps waiting for a reaction.

Stretch didn’t know what was on his face, but he sure knew what was rattling around in his head and that was one simple, weak thought, I could really use a cigarette right about now.

He sagged back in his chair and let his head drop down into his hands. This was all…fuck. This wasn’t at all what he’d been expecting, well, mostly, anyway. He’d been more right than he knew about one thing; a witch did live here, sorta, cauldron or not.

“okay,” Stretch said, more to himself than the two people waiting on the other side of the table. “okay, that’s. yeah.”

A hand settled on his shoulder and Stretch yelped, nearly scrambling away from the unexpected touch. He fell off the other side of the chair with a painful thud, fighting to untangle his legs from the tablecloth. Still standing on the other side, Edge only held his hands up in a stick-‘em-up gesture and didn’t try to touch him again. “It’s a lot to take in, I know.”

“you think?” Stretch sputtered. He managed to get his feet loose but didn’t try to stand; the floor seemed a lot more secure right about now. “fuck, you guys should’ve put that in a damn book instead of all those addresses and gave me time to read the footnotes! wait,” Stretch rolled to his hands and knees, and crawled around the table to look at Frisk, “so what does that make red? why does red live in town and not out here?”

Edge answered him first, a touch sharply, “You’ll need to ask him that.”

Frisk only looked saddened, a shadow falling across their Chara-esque face. “Yes, that is his story to tell.”

Fair enough. Stretch sank back down, rubbing a knuckle between his aching sockets as he considered. “okay, hold up. what about edgar allen?”

“After all that, you’re still worried about the scarecrow?” Edge sounded torn between amusement and offense.

“yeah, i am!” Stretch retorted. He might be a moron on any given day, but he didn’t forget about pals in the face of earth-shattering revelations. “that explanation filled up a lot of the questions on the form, but how does any of it explain edgar allen?” He pointed a finger at Frisk. “edge said he’s gonna die in the fall and you’d know why!”

“Die?” Frisk considered that, nodding slowly, “I suppose that’s accurate, in a way, but it’s also not. Growing things have a power of their own, you know. The corn, the garden, they give life, and that is something the town needs.” Frisk spread their hands, their empty palms up. “But what they offer is without conscious. Townsfolk aren’t in any real danger, but strangers can be, and aside from the loss of life, which I don’t want, we also don’t need to draw the attention of outsiders. Since I came here, every year I call upon a harvest spirit to watch over the crops, to protect the corn and the people who might wander into it. Edgar Allen came to us in the spring and he’ll leave us in the fall, but he’ll return, next year, after a fashion. He always does.”

A harvest spirit. Right. Edge and Red were from another Universe, along with a kid who wasn’t Chara, the scarecrow was a harvest spirit, and Stretch was quietly going nuts inside his own head. Seriously, Stretch should’ve been taking notes, this info dump was gonna take a while to process.

He sat there a while on the floor, trying to gather up his scattered wits, and nope, it was not happening. This was a three-cigarette problem, and he was starting to get eager to get started on renewing his nicotine habit. A glance out the window confirmed that the light outside was going soft and golden, the sun low in the sky. “well. uh. thanks for dinner and all, but i better get going if i’m gonna get home before dark.” Not his best speech, but then, Stretch was definitely not at his best.

“Of course,” Frisk stood, and their smile was gentle. “Please, visit again, Stretch. It was lovely to meet you.”

Edge stepped up again and this time, Stretch didn’t flinch from him. “Come on, I’ll walk you out.”

He held out a hand and Stretch took it without thinking. It jolted him unexpectedly, a soft cry choked off before it could escape. That simple touch was strangely electric, warm, bare bones curling with such gentleness against his own. Absurdly, it settled him, helped eased the roiling confusion boiling in his mind.

It was in a near daze that he let Edge draw him silently to his feet, pulling him along like a puppet on a string. Stretch barely managed a vague wave in Frisk’s direction as he walked with Edge out the door, and if his gaze automatically fell downward to watch the sway of Edge’s hips as he walked, welp, it wasn’t like there was anyone else around to notice.

At least, Stretch didn’t think so, might be better not to ‘ass of u and me’ around this place, even if all he was doing was watching someone’s ass.

Better safe than sorry; going forward, that was gonna be his motto. Right after he got back to Red’s on his ramshackle motorized bike.

~~*~~

tbc

#spicyhoney #papcest #keelywolfe #underfell #underswap #underfell papyrus #underswap papyrus #welcome to backwater

[xmatrixrenx]

Undercode:

Sans information:

Soul trait: Understanding

Nickname: 626 or spic

Height: 5'2

Looks:

626 or spic is grayish skeleton, who wears a black slippers and wears a red coat with the tint of white of the hood. His legs have long scar marks that are up to his hip-bone and leg bones. He wears a black and yellow stripped sweatpants. The right side of 626 socket has the tint of purple and a mix of blue in his eyelights but looks kinda lifeless. The left eye socket was empty, no eye-lights in it. If you look closely you could see an unnoticeable scar on his left socket.

Personality:

626 seems to be the most quietest out of all the sanses, he seems to only speak when spoken too. He seems distant and harsh towards strangers he doesn't know or trusted but he can be very chatty and carefree towards the people he truly cares for. Like any other sanses he enjoys puns and knock knock jokes but doesn't always say them.

Powers and Abilities:

626 isn't THAT powerful like the others but he is strong enough to protect him and his brother (papyrus). He can summon bones, gaster blasters, can teleport others expect himself. He can self heal by his own soul.

Relationship:

Frisk:

In 626 Au, frisk was the first fallen human to go underground instead of Chara. Instead of staying with the Deermur family. They left the ruin to befriend every monster in the underground but didn't didn't succeed. In battle with sans.aka.626. Frisk soul wasn't strong enough to continue fighting and ended up dying in battle, with the little determination frisk had left. Her spirt latched onto 626 soul. Much to his dismay. Frisk begin following him around and slowly 626 started to see frisk as his Child.

Papyrus:

They, of course, are brothers. They get along and banter with each other like the other Alternate universe of them do for a living. Sadly they don't have a good relationship with each other due to 626 keeping secrets and lying from time to time but they are working through their issues.

Chara:

626 hated Chara the moment she started the genocide run for the first time. Making him watch his brother die infront of him. It wasn't a good feeling or sight to have. The hatred grow the more he saw her walking around in snowdin. Chara had explained at some point that she didn't have much of a choice, that the so called player can and will control her whenever they pleased. Of course he didn't believe it but watched over Chara more when she told him the complete truth.

"Just don't give up kiddo. Try to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and Inspiration. I don't think you can go wrong." Undercode Sans Qoute.

(This is my Au. I will change it in the future if something doesn't match the plot of the story. If you have questions of my Au, I will answer them :)

Do I have a drawing of my Undercode sans and frisk? Not yet but little warning....I can't draw very good 😂)

#new undertale au #au frisk #au sans #new au idea #writing #fiction #fanfic #fluff #undertale #au undertale #headcanons #papyrus #story writing #imagines

[ddarker-dreams]

Can I request some HC on what would trigger the obsession of some characters (any of your interest would be great! I just really enjoy your writing).

thank you so much!! i thought on this for a while and tried to pick out the charas who would stand out the most... i tried to explore a little bit hopefully it’s understandable 

Shigaraki:

It isn’t right to say that Shigaraki has a super specific type, as I believe Shigaraki would honestly be interested in anyone depending. But having some level of genuine, heartfelt warmth would trigger his obsession. Even if that’s not how you are always, if you were capable of showing love to others he would latch onto that.

It isn’t an aspect that he’d ever search for on his own, he’d just stumble across you. If you demonstrate this quality of unabashed love he’d be drawn in, and if you have similar interests it’d be a match made in heaven in his eyes. 

He becomes possessive of your kindness towards others. It stirs up an ugly feeling, knowing that other people he considers “undeserving” are on the receiving end of your affection. Shigaraki wouldn’t stand for it, and in that moment he knows he wants to keep you all to himself.

Todoroki: 

Todoroki has experienced a variety of hardships in his life. But still, he manages to wake up every day and move on to the best of his extent. If Todoroki ever learned of someone that had a difficult time, even if it was for a small amount of time; and stayed optimistic until the end it’d intrigue him.

The light you held would draw him in. He wants to be by your side, taking in all of your positive thoughts. It would be so different than how he thinks, that he’d find you on his mind often. What was it that drove you to continue on? He wants to know, and wants to stay by your side. This would lead to his growing obsession with you.

Chrollo:

Chrollo wears masks on a daily basis, constantly shifting between personas for different interactions. He’s obviously more comfortable when speaking with the Troupe, but even then, there’s a part of him that’s reserved and formal. Chrollo acknowledges that he himself doesn’t even know who he is. This leads me to believe that Chrollo would latch onto someone that’s certain of themselves.

Not even in a “I have my life together” type of way. More in a you know and are proud of a certain aspect of yourself. You have a strong interest in a hobby? Chrollo would find the drive fascinating. There’s a goal in your life you’re striving for? Chrollo would long to understand what about it makes you work so hard. His interest in you would come from what he himself lacks, a solid sense of self.

He would even start adopting your mannerisms subconsciously. Just small things, but he’d still catch onto it. It would click into his head that he wants to be around you as often as he can. And well, once Chrollo wants something, he gets it. 

Izaya Orihara:

Izaya would fall for someone ordinary. It would be a strange, unexpected slap to the face. A small beginning shifting until he can’t stop himself from spiraling into the depths of unknown emotion. Izaya will pick at his own brain, wondering why you of all people have piqued his interest. 

You were constant, set in your own ways. This leads him to want to understand you on a deeper level, wanting to peel away the layers of your outer shell and explore. Izaya wants to see every aspect of your humanity, and confront you with it. If you ever looked down at him for being a monster, he’d counter you with a smile with your own shortcomings. 

What makes you the way you are? Izaya wants to know, and he’ll pester you to his hearts content until he’s satisfied with your answers. A look into the human soul is how he’d wistfully put it, saying that he wants everything you have to offer. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Bucciarati:

Bucciarati is thoughtful to those around him, never asking for anything in return if he can help it. There’s a part of him that would be thankful for anyone who would return his favors, but it isn’t a set expectation. But if you ever extended relentless compassion to him, it would trigger something in his heart. He’d become addicted to it.

He had to grow all on his own in his teenager years, with no one other than himself to trust. His ideals and opinions on different matters are important to him, and if he saw you with the same convictions he’d feel an insatiable urge to be with you. 

He’d feel like it’s his own mission to protect you from the cruelties he experienced, to protect your naive outlook. Bucciarati doesn’t want your heart to harden, the mere thought is heart breaking to him. As someone who has experienced it himself. So he self appoints himself to be your protector. 

#tomura shiragaki #tomura shigaraki x reader #tomura shigaraki imagine #yandere tomura shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #bnha #bnha imagine #bnha imagines #yandere bnha #bnha x reader #my hero academia imagine #my hero academia #yandere my hero academia #todoroki shoto #todoroki x reader #shoto todoroki #todoroki shoto x reader #yandere todoroki shoto #todoroki shoto imagine #chrollo lucilfer #chrollo #chrollo x reader #chrollo imagine #yandere chrollo #yandere chrollo lucilfer #yandere chrollo imagine #izaya orihara #yandere izaya orihara #izaya orihara x reader #izaya orihara imagine

[stainedglassthreads]

How about, for the headcanon meme: Talon, Rita, and Papyrus? OvO

Hoooo boy 

Talon

(Technically everything about him is both a headcanon and canon buuuuuuuut--)

Headcanon A:  realistic

Hair is an extremely important thing in Greshan and Angran societies. Growing it out to different lengths or putting it in different hairstyles can convey information. But in Angran tribes specifically, touching or doing someone else’s hair is an extremely intimate act, reserved only for immediate family and your betrothed.

His younger siblings used to do his hair, but there was a long span of time where *no one* did it. Once he finally trusted Elian and Nania enough, they’d have some meet-ups where they didn’t do any sparring or anything, just relaxed and did each other’s hair. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

He acts like Elian had all these stupid ideas when he’s much more rational but there was at least one incident where he grabbed a goose or phoenix, climbed into a tree with it, and tried to fly by jumping out of the tree as the bird flapped wildly. 

He denies it ever happened, but Elian and Nania both saw. They Know. 

They know he’s a melodramatic goof. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

When Talon met Elian, his kindness threw him for a loop, and got him to re-evaluated the path his life was taking. Ultimately it made him much happier and well-balanced. But if Talon had never met Elian, he’d have basically no positive influences in his life, and become someone really awful. Had he met Elian in a battle instead of when they did in comic, he might have just killed him, never knowing what good friends they could have been, in another world, another life... 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

He’s descended from Rue. In the AU where he somehow survives thousands of years, when Rue eventually gets better she tries to make up for what she did to him in the past because he is a fun person to fight! Those are so so rare!

Rita! 

Headcanon A:  realistic

(spoilers for season three but) I love her and Jet’s friendship. I like to imagine that she just hyperfocuses on some stream or coding a program/hacking Dark Matters on her coms, but the group’s heading off somewhere, so Jet just. Picks her up in his arms and carries her after them while she’s still typing and rambling because she’s Tiny and he’s Huge, and while she’s rambling about it sometimes he’ll respond with “Yes.” “No.” “I am not familiar.” But he tries to keep up with her because in Tool’s of Rust he mentioned how following her train of thought is great exercise. 

Idk I really just like Jet carrying Rita around places while she talks at a mile a minute while doing five other things, this chaotic whirlwind of manic energy in the arms of the most stoic guy you ever met. Great dynamic A+ 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

She tried to join Dark Matters once thinking that ‘it’d be like in the movies!’, brought absolute chaos to the establishment for like a week, and then got bored and left, but still keeps tabs on all the ‘friends’ she made there by hacking into the highly secure Dark Matters database, and sends them memes. No one knows WHAT to make of her. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

It wouldn’t surprise me if she had an exceptionally lonely childhood growing up and Juno was her first ‘real’ friend. She seems to think and speak entirely in pop culture references, not to mention she’s leagues better at programming and codes than anyone else in Hyperion City, even the CIA-equivalent organization Dark Matters. Perhaps her genius and general though process scared other kids away, and when she met angry, bitter, defensive Juno, she thought ‘oh, he’s like me!’ and latched onto him because they both needed a friend, even if they had their respective ways of hiding it. 

Season 3 spoilers but this might also be why she’s so desperate to help her friends and fix their problems for them, she’s so weird but they won’t leave if she’s a useful kind of weird. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

She’s very smart... she’s cagey about both her age and her last name... She’s bi... She is a woman from the 1800s who was very smart and inquisitive but barred from participating in the science community and them got bitten by a vampire only instead of ever becoming a famous scientist she kept getting distracted by hot people and penny dreadfuls and traveling to try ‘exotic’ food but kept picking up so much knowledge she’s completely gotten her knowledge of the past all muddled up iN THIS ESSAY I WILL--

The Great Papyrus! 

Headcanon A:  realistic

I don’t know how realistic it is but I still REALLY love the ‘Gaster is Papyrus’ theory and am sorely disappointed that to this day, I’ve only found TWO stories that explore it :( 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Papyrus' powers are strong enough to destroy the Barrier, the only reason he doesn’t know is that he’s simply never tried. There are a lot of things he doesn’t know he can do simply because no one else can do what he does and so he’s never known to try. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Going with the ‘Papyrus is Gaster’ theory, the reason Papyrus has no friends is that whatever power caused Gaster to be forgotten is still in effect, albeit it’s worn off a bit. The only way people can legit remember him and his depth and capability is through Determination, so Undyne, Flowey, and Frisk/Chara. But for those who don’t... he’s a weird tall kid(?), he’s Sans’ brother, he’s that Royal Guard Wannabe. They can only remember who he is in connection with other, more memorable people and concepts, otherwise he’s a stranger, barely an acquaintance. 

Even Sans doesn’t remember him. This is his brother, and he knows he really admires his brother and thinks he’s cool for... some reason... but he can’t quite recall what those reasons are. He doesn’t remember his brother’s favorite food, eh, it must be spaghetti, right? He’s making it all the time. He thinks his brother likes japes and jokes so he’ll make the laziest puns. His brother really wants to capture a human, but he’s not quite sure why, so he’ll ask the human to play nice so Pap can meet them and do... whatever. He’s happy, right? He looks happy, but Sans feels like he’s not quite doing... enough... What’s missing? 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Papyrus doesn’t become a police officer or a chef or any of the ‘popular’ headcanons on the surface. (Defund the police.) He becomes a superhero.  He rehabilitates all his former enemies. He’s Batman now, but less broody and just as dramatic. Flowey is roped into being his side-kick. Flowey complains a lot but secretly loves being a superhero. Undyne is his fellow superhero, the Spear of Justice.  Everyone loves them. Fuck you. 

#renegade's redemption #penumbra podcast #undertale #talon #rita #rita penumbra #papyrus #meta

[frostburnx]

AngelFell part 28

Frisk landed on the balcony outside of the room that was now Chara’s and opened the door before going up to her bed, setting her into it. She was still out cold and only made a small groan like noise. Frisk looked at her a moment before walking out of the room to get some heat pads to warm her up. When he made it back into the room he crawled up onto the bed placing one of the hot pads on Chara’s forehead. 

It was silent for only a few seconds before Chara’s fiery red eyes bolted open and she coughed. She then sat up rather quickly covering her mouth coughing a few more times.

“Are you alright?” Frisk asked, grabbing the hot pad that slid off her forehead with her abrupt upward motion. 

But she didn’t respond, instead she stared forward at the dimly lit fire taking in deep and hoarse breaths.

“I’ll go deal with the issue. You just stay here and warm up, alright?” He informed her tilting his head slightly trying to get a response but instead she only turned away and slowly slid off the bed taking unstable steps.

“Chara, I promise I’m going to deal with it so no need to do anything,” He said not completely sure if her getting up was because she wanted to go after those kids or if it was something different.

But instead of leaving the room she merely shuffled up to the fire and absorbed it like she had before which had positive effects immediately after as she started standing taller and taking in normal breaths again. 

“I’ll be back,” Frisk said making his way out of the room and then out of the castle into the kingdom once again. 

Now that Frisk was out of the castle Chara smiled to herself seeing her opportunity to finally do what she had been wanting to. She stretched and then walked out of her room closing the door behind her gently. The castle was quiet like usual and there appeared to be no servants in sight. Chara thought back to the layout of the castle and started snaking her way down the hallways towards one room in particular. There was still no sign of anyone around when she stopped in front of the wide open bedroom. She then slithered inside looking around as she did. A normal person wouldn’t have been able to see anything since it was pitch black in there besides the small amount of light that poked in from the hallway outside. 

To the left was a large bed definitely king sized; it was neatly made unlike Chara’s bed. To each side of the bed were nightstands with lamps perched on them. In front of the lamp on the right side of the bed was a small framed photo that Chara recognized, it was the one from when they were younger. Chara brushed away the thought and walked deeper into the room. On the far side of the room was a door that Chara could only assume led into a bathroom or a walk-in closet so her eyes drifted elsewhere. There was a large dresser and a desk with a tiny lamp on it. All over the walls were tiny stars and there was a rug in the middle of the room that matched the theme. Chara snuck forward to the dresser and started rummaging through the drawers but just as soon as she started doing that a voice broke through her focus from outside of the room.

“Ma’am, were you authorized to be in there?” They asked her with suspicion hinted into their voice.

Chara only froze for a moment and then the shadows around her enveloped her body putting her into her shadow form disappearing into the abyss of the room. 

Just as soon as she did the servant outside of the room started to walk away, their footsteps echoed by the stone walls reverberating through Chara’s mind. Her time was about to be cut short, she needed to find it before Asriel or guards showed up. 

Chara immediately exited her shadow form and started searching desperately. The dresser didn’t have it so she jogged over to the desk checking all it’s drawers until she opened one that only had one thing in it. It was a small wooden box with a golden latch. On the top of the box there were two wings engraved into it, one white, and one black. A wide smile made its way onto Chara’s face seeing this, it had to have what she was looking for. Chara grabbed the box and opened it to reveal a small blue stone and two heart lockets. She paused seeing the lockets and grabbed one as well as the stone inside before putting the box back and bolting out of the dark room fleeing the scene after leaving a small note on the desk.

Soon enough Asriel was alerted and walked into his room looking around. His room was a mess with all his drawers opened on his dresser with his clothes strewn about and the same was with his desk and paperwork. Asriel slowly walked up to his desk and his eyes locked on the note neatly placed in the middle folded into fourths. He hesitantly grabbed it and unfolded it before reading the message inside. The only thing it had said was, “Thank you for the locket, and the future.”

Asriel dropped the note on his desk before his eyes flashed to the only drawer that was closed on his desk, he instantly knew what would be missing. Asriel briskly turned and ran out of his room and down the hall before practically running into Frisk. 

“Frisk! Do you know where Chara is????” He asked with a really panicked tone.

Frisk raised an eyebrow at this,” No, why do you ask?”

“I have to find her!” He then ran past Frisk without saying another word and Frisk also started to search for her. 

Soon though Frisk’s search of the castle landed him in his room. He opened the door and just faintly by the light that streamed in he could see the outline of something on his bed. Frisk walked in and approached it slowly to see a note. He slowly picked it up and peeled it open before reading the text. 

It was in pretty handwriting and read, “I’ll be back, so don’t miss me too much, okay partner?” 

Frisk only stared at the note for what felt like an eternity before clutching it tightly and looking down.

#undertale #angelfell #chara #frisk #frisk and chara #asriel dreemurr #undertale au

[lionfanged]

@gerudosage sent / meme :

nine / how long have you been roleplaying ?, twelve / are there any characters you’re interested in wanting to roleplay as ? & eighteen / what’s the one thing you want to try the most on your blog ?

nine : too long. since i was eight years old?? i can DISTINCTLY remember being a wee lass on the neopets forums discovering in total delight that people were not only writing there, but they were doing this very fun game of collaborative writing! pretty much up until i graduated high school i was a MAJOR bookworm and was enraptured by the idea of writing my own stories, and third grade erika was elated to find like-minded people on a generally child-safe website. it has its up’s and down’s, but i had a very fun time rping fantasy wolves. (i rped edgy wolf twins raven, who was pitch black with bright red eyes, and shade, who was half white, half black split right down the middle with a red tail and wings that were the color of the opposite side, who’s dad was the god of the dead and took the form of a giant zombie wolf.)

twelve :

INHALES. i mean, who do i NOT want to write as?? i often have to rein myself in, knowing i will inevitably get bored and return to atticus, though there are some cases in which i just need to take breaks of varying lengths (i.e. i will never fully abandon gan, but sometimes i’m just not vibing). right now because im playing genshin im fixated on twink baby face diluc, and edgy anti-god man dainsleif. the difficulty of this game, however, is that it’s gonna take ten years for the full release, and i don’t rly like to have to make up 99% of the canon for a character i know has more content coming. i also honestly want to focus as much as i can on atticus, and i find people (understandably) latch more onto my canons than him, and i want to work that much harder to make him as interesting as any canon.

eighteen :

i’d love to do more stuff of atticus functioning in his role as the head of pursuant! and in non-pokemon related things, just him doing... evil things in general i guess? hell not even evil, tbh im reconsidering how ‘‘evil’‘ he really is. as his development as gone on, i’ve found atticus isn’t very black/white evil, but more morally grey in his belief system, not wishing the utmost of cruelties upon people, but committing evils like. yknow. forcible seizure of an existing government and replacing it with his own. but in general i rly would like to explore that i guess? in any verse where he can confront the status quo (i.e. his belief the gods are flawed and should be taken down in genshin, pushing an opposite line of thinking to the absolute reverence most people display in teyvat) and have people either resolutely stand their ground that their belief system is the be all end all, or find themselves questioning what they’ve followed all their lives. rly would just like some spicy threads where it isnt UR SO EVIL, EVIL MAN!! and ppl hoisting up their pinnacle of good charas.

#gerudosage #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ the chicken wizard ; wizard of all chickens┊✧ OUT OF CHARACTER #BLOWS U A KISS #MWAH THANK U BLUE

[cowtale-utau]

Is Cowtale time stagnant? Like? What era of Cowboy are we in? Are things moving to early modern Victorian era? If they are how do the Frisk(s) handle? What do the skellies think?

Time is not stagnant, exactly, but it is a bit off. The actual “Cowboy Era” was pretty short, 1865-1880ish, though early western expansion was more like 1800-1860. Here the cowboy theme ran earlier, probably starting around 1815/1820ish, and while it started tapering off (1875ish) didn’t really fizzle out until 1890 or so. I’d say we’re probably sitting in the middle or so at around 1850. I haven’t fully decided if the other Eras will be stretched the same way, or if the “Creator” just really liked that time (cough cough) and fiddled with history to compensate. The Victorian Era actually runs alongside the western expansion (1837-1901) and we’d be entering the somewhat short lived Edwardian Era around before we move into what would be WW1 and the 1920/Prohibition/Mobster movements. I have mixed feelings about the 1920s/Prohibition era, as its a lot of fun, but I wouldn’t want to step on any toes. After that is WW2 and then we get into Biker Gang territory. 

You might ask, why the mini history/timeline run down? How is that relevant? Well, when this all started it was me thinking that Cowboy Skeletons and Biker Skeletons were a cool idea. And then at some point down the line the joke came about the cowboys are just old timey bikers. And I kinda latched onto the idea. So while I had initially planned on two separate AU’s I now couldn’t do that. I haven’t really broached it, but if you were to follow the timeline in world, eventually the Cowboys will become Bikers. (I could, if wanted, eventually write for both, same chars and basic dynamics, just a setting/time change). I have mixed feelings on the in-between mob era, as though I adore that era, I wouldn’t want to step on any toes either. It would depend on how much I think I can separate��“mine” from the pack. And if anyone expressed discomfort in my toeing in on that realm, I would back down. So yeah, the skeletons live a hella long time and if we actually followed a time progression things would change. 

Frisk/Chara I haven’t dealt with too much as I haven’t fully settled on which ones came through. I do know most if not all of them are young, probably 12-14 being the oldest, and none of them came from exactly “happy” backgrounds. So while it’s a bit of a culture shock, it’s not as bad as it could have been. They had varying degrees of understanding of the setting, and the monsters to help. They rarely if ever leave the territory or even Ebott City for that matter. So while they know things are different, they haven’t personally see much negative change. Monsters having further tech than humanity has probably helped a good deal with that. The kids are honestly, probably just happy to have people who care about them and want to take care of them. Having a solid, supportive, loving family, can make a huge difference.

The skelles however, it very much depends on which one you ask. They all came form different points in history, and worlds that developed differently. I mentioned Saturn is really struggling, but he’ll get better as time progresses. When the Space Race begins he’ll really flourish. Their world won’t stagnant on that front at all. Most of the others have adjusted to one degree or another, generally accepting that humanity will eventually catch up again, and given their life spans, it won’t really mean that much to wait. It is very weird though, as beyond a handful of them none of them really know what exactly happened or why. The how of them getting there is strange and confusing. The only thing they know for sure, is there is no going back.

That got long, lol. I hope that answered what you wanted though! Lemme know if you want me to elaborate further on something. This was a lot of fun.

(Side note, I still want bombarded, but it’ll be about and hour or two before I get back to answering. I’m being roped into running with to pick up prescriptions, and the towers in my area have been messed up so I have no service off the house wifi. I’ll pick it back up as soon as I get home though.)

#asks #world building #time lines shenanigans #Cowtale

[krat395]

W.D. Gaster, the Ultimate Tickle Master (Chapter 6)

In the previous chapter, Asriel and MK told several of their favorite individuals everything that happened at Muffet's bakery/house during Chapters 2-4; and since they did such a good job telling everyone what happened, at least 5 of their listeners believe that some type of reward is in order. Hmm... now what could Asriel and MK's reward possibly be? Ehehehehe~ ;) Undertale(c) Toby Fox.

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

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W.D. GASTER, THE ULTIMATE TICKLE MASTER

Chapter 6: Tickle Time For a Goat and Lizard

Sometime later… right after Asriel and MK finished telling everyone their story…

 Asriel: Hahaha! So, there you have it, everyone! That was everything that happened!

 MK: Hehe. Pretty cool, huh?

 Asgore: Hohoho! Yes, boys. Very… cool. Hohoho!

 MK: So, uh, how’d we do telling the story, everyone?

 Toriel: Hee hee hee! Wonderful, boys! Just wonderful!

 Alphys: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! Yeah, wonderful enough that you deserve a reward!

 MK: *excited gasp* A reward? What kind of reward, “big sis?” *asked MK both curiously and excitedly*

 Alphys: Heeheeheehee!! Well…

 Moments later, both Asriel and MK found themselves magically floating up into the air, auras surrounding their entire bodies as they were slowly forced into sitting in upright positions.

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Asriel bleated nervously* Gaster, put us down! *he shouted, not knowing at all that someone else is actually responsible for placing them in their current predicaments* BAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 It’s not Gaster! If Gaster was the one using telekinesis on the boys, the boys would be incapable of turning their heads and wiggling their fingers and toes!

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Asriel bleated nervously once again* Gaster? Gaster, come on! You’re not being funny! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 Gaster: Um, young prince, I’m… I’m not doing anything. Neither one of my eyes is glowing, see?

 Then, after lifting Asriel and MK into the air, this mysterious someone locked their arms above their heads and their legs straight together in sets of "bone stocks," rendering their armpits, sides, and small bare feet completely defenseless!

 MK: What?! Bones?! Sans?! Sans, are you the one that’s doing this to us?! *asked MK nervously*

 Since Gaster doesn't summon bones all that much, MK is under the assumption that Sans is the one that's currently using telekinetic powers on both him and Asriel.

 Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! No, MK! I am! Nyehehehehehe!!

 What?!! Papyrus is the one holding the boys in the air?!! He has telekinetic powers too?!! Well, apparently so! And bone stocks?!! Those are certainly something that no one that’s currently in Asgore's basement living room has ever seen before! Well, except for maybe Sans and Gaster. ;)

 Asriel: *frightened gasp* Papy, you too?!! You have telekinetic powers too?!!

 Papy: Nyeh heh heh! I do, Little Asgore! And with them, I, the Great Papyrus, am making it possible for Dr. Alphys and Lady Asgore to do something that will make you smile… and laugh… and squeal… and squeak; but mostly laugh! Nyehehehehehehe!

 MK: *gasp* Oh no! Oh no, not again! *pleaded MK, despite the fact that he doesn’t entirely mind what’s about to happen to both him and Asriel*

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. Kitchie kitchie kitchie koo, MK! *teased Toriel, wiggling and squiggling every single one her furry fingers all over MK’s torso underneath his striped shirt, tickling the young reptilian boy as if he were one of her own children*

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! *MK laughed hysterically upon feeling tickly fur touch his scaly torso* MS. TOHOHOHOHOHORIEL!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MS. TOHOHOHOHHORIEL, *SQUEAK* NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO, STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOHOHOHOHOHOUR FUR TICKLES!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! YOHOHOHHOHOHHOUR FUR TICKLES A LOHOHOHOHOT!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. And miss out on an opportunity to put a smile on your cute little face, MK? Hee hee hee. No; not a snowball’s chance in hell. *teased Toriel* Hee hee hee. …Oh, er, I mean, uh, tickle, tickle, tickle, little lizzy boo! *she said after realizing she accidentally said the “h” word in front of children* Hee hee hee hee hee. X3

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Meanwhile…

 Alphys: NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *shouted Alphys, pretending to be Undyne (due to wearing the same outfit as Undyne minus the boots and eyepatch) as she ran towards Asriel and latched her clawed fingers onto his sides underneath his striped shirt* Think you’re safe from tickles, little prince? Heeheeheehee!! Well, think again! *she shouted as she began wiggling her clawed fingers up and down his sides* Fuhuhuhuhuhu! *she laughed like Undyne*

 Asriel: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed hysterically, squirming as much as his limited movement allowed him to do so as clawed fingers teasingly danced along his sides* AHAHAHAHAHAALPHYS!!!!!!! *SNORT* ALPHYS, WHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAT THE HEHEHEHHEEHEHECK?!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GEHEHEHEHEHET, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, GEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET THOHOHOHOHHOOSE CLAWS AHAHAHAHAHAWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! *he pleaded through his laughter* HEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Alphys: Fuhuhuhu! *Alphys laughed like Undyne once again* No can do, punk! I’m on a mission; a tickle mission! And the target is you! *she shouted as she began a ticklish assault on Asriel’s fluffy belly with her clawed fingers, gliding them ever so slightly along every inch of the insanely sensitive skin directly around his bellybutton underneath his fluffy fur* Fuhuhuhu! (Tee hee hee. Are you seeing this, Undyne? This is one of the ways you should tickle these kids when you have those tickle fights with them!)

 Alphys knows about Undyne’s plan to have tickle fights with MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara during her spare time. This is another reason why she felt the need to act like Undyne when she started tickling Asriel. Alphys is better at tickling children than Undyne; and she was giving Undyne an example of something she should do when tickling children. And while Alphys may have provided a good example to Undyne, it is unknown if Undyne was actually paying attention to what she was doing to Asriel. Because right now, Undyne is on the verge of having a “cute attack” due to hearing Asriel and MK’s super adorable laughter. Again, she’s such a sucker for adorable things! X3 And just when she thought that things couldn’t get any cuter, Asgore and Sans joined in and helped Toriel and Alphys tickle MK and Asriel respectively!

 Asgore: Hohohohohoho!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! You have awoken the tickle monster, MK!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! *“roared” Asgore playfully as he began scribbling his furry fingers lightly all over every inch of MK’s scaly little feet, paying particular attention to his soles* ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

 Sans: Hehehehehe. Make that TICKLE MONSTERS, boys. Rooooaaaaar. *“roared” Sans with much less enthusiasm than Asgore as he began scribbling his bony fingers lightly all over every inch of Asriel’s fluffy little feet, paying particular attention to his soles* Hehehehehehe. Geeettttt dunked on, Fluffybuns, Jr.!! *he teased* Hehehehehehehe.

 Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel and MK both laughed super hysterically upon feeling bony fingers and furry fingers dance all over every inch of their little feet* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! GUYS, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHA, GUYS, LEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAVE OUR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET ALOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHONE!!!!!!!!!! *the two boys pleaded in sync through their laughter, wiggling their little toes like crazy with every passing second of their current tickle torture* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Then, to add to the tickle torture, Papyrus summoned 8 tiny bones to tickle the spaces in between the boys’ toes, sawing back and forth and back and forth with them as Sans and Asgore continued scribbling their fingers lightly all over every inch of their soles and as Alphys and Toriel continued gliding their fingers all over their upper bodies.

 Asriel: HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed so hard he couldn’t talk* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! QIWFEIAWFHIUASHFUYRESKUESBERUBSUEKBFESKU!!!!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! HOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHHOHOHOLY, PAHAHAHHAHAHAPY!!!!!!!!!! *shouted MK through his laughter, swinging his tail back and forth and back and forth with every passing second of his current tickle torture* HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! OH GOHOHOHOHOD, GEHEHEHEHEHHEHET THOHOHOHHOHOSE BOHOHOHOHHONES AWAY FROM MY THOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 As Toriel, Asgore, Alphys, Sans, and Papyrus tickled the boys together, Undyne, Gaster, Frisk, and Chara sat idly by watching them in action, smiling with every passing second due to hearing such adorable laughter spill from the two monster boys’ mouths.

 Undyne: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TOO CUTE!!!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SOOOOOOO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUTE?!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *GASP* OH NO!!!!! O-OH NO!!!!! I’M… I’M GONNA DO IT!!!!! I’M GONNA!!!!! I’M GONNA…)

 Oh no! Undyne’s going to do it! She’s going to have a cute attack in front of everyone! Unless…

 Gaster: Undyne? Undyne, can I ask you a question?

 Undyne: Y-yes? *Undyne answered, trying incredibly hard to maintain her composure*

 Gaster: Does… does Toriel have a pie in the oven? I could’ve sworn I smelled pie when all of us were upstairs earlier.

 Undyne: *gasp* Yes! Yes, she does! I’ll go check on it! (Oh my god; thank you, Gaster! Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for giving me an excuse to leave the basement!)

 With that said, Undyne then ran upstairs with blazing speed to squee into one of Asgore’s pillows. Then after she did that, she stayed upstairs until she could no longer hear adorable laughter from 2 of the cutest monster boys in existence. A smart decision on her part, seeing as how that was the closest she ever came to accidentally revealing her cute side to everyone!

 Frisk and Chara: (Huh? What the heck was that all about?) *the two girls wondered to themselves after witnessing Undyne leave the basement so abruptly*

 Asriel and MK: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 After Undyne left the basement, the tickle tortures continued for about 2 more minutes. Then, as soon as those 2 minutes were up, Alphys and Toriel decided to finish it all out with 30 seconds of nonstop raspberries to the boys' stomachs. All while Sans, Asgore, and Papyrus went all out on their cute little feet with their fingers and tiny bones. X3

 Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed super hysterically upon feeling Alphys blow raspberries on his fluffy tummy, Sans scribble his bony fingers rapidly up and down his sensitive soles, and Papyrus saw tiny bones in between his furry toes at a faster pace than before* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

*SNORT* *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *MK laughed super hysterically upon feeling Toriel blow raspberries on his scaly tummy, Asgore scribble his large furry fingers rapidly up and down his sensitive soles, and Papyrus saw tiny bones in between his clawed toes at a faster pace than before* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! GUYS, COHOHOHOHOHOHOHOME ON!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY POOHOOOHOOHOOR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEET CAN ONLY, HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TAHAHAHAHAKE SO MUCH TIHIHIHIHHIIHIHICKLING!!!!!!!!!! *he lied through his laughter, not fooling anyone that's tickled his little feet before on numerous occasions* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Chara: (Pfft! Yeah, right, Lizzy Boy! If I know your feet, and I like to think I do, hehehe, they are perfectly capable of handling anything that gives them even the slightest touch; things such as my tongue and teeth, for example! Hehehehehe.) *Chara thought cheekily to herself, all while blushing heavily due to Asriel’s adorable bleating and MK’s soles and wiggling toes*  

 After more 30 seconds, the tickle tortures came to an end, much to Asriel and MK’s relief; and once the two boys themselves stopped laughing entirely, Undyne made her way back into the basement living room and acted as casually as she possibly could, as if she didn’t run upstairs to squee into a pillow like she usually does after witnessing something she finds extremely adorable.

 Undyne: Fuhuhuhu! You punks ok? Fuhuhuhu!

 Asriel: Huff… huff… Yeah. …Yeah, we’re fine.

 Undyne: Fuhuhuhu! Well, that’s good. Don’t want you squirts dying of laughter on my watch. Fuhuhuhu!

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, Undyne. The boys love laughing their guts out. Don’t you, boys?

 Asriel and MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! We sure do, “Uncle” Gaster!! *the two young boys answered in perfect sync after being placed back on the floor by Papyrus* Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! *they giggled cutely*

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. See? They’re perfectly fine. Hehehehe.

 Chara: Heeheeheeheehee!! Heck yeah they are!! A little tickling can’t harm anyone!! Screw all those articles on the Internet that say it can!! *shouted Chara angrily*

 Gaster: Shhhh. Calm down, little one. Calm down. We all know how much those articles upset you.

 Chara: But why though?! Why do all those assholes claim that tickling can harm children?! It just isn’t right! As long as kids like me… and Frisk… and Azzy… and MK enjoy being tickled, then it shouldn’t be such a big effing deal!!

 Gaster: I know. I know, Chara. I know. But nothing we say is going to change their minds. And you know that too… better than anyone.

 Chara: Hmph. Yeah, I guess I do. *said Chara, right before being tickled on her right foot by the tip of MK’s tail* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Chara abruptly laughed* MK, *SQUEAK* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! MK, STOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOP!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, trying to pull her foot away from MK only to find out that he had wrapped his tail around her right ankle when she wasn’t looking* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

 MK: Heeheeheeheehee!! Not until you stop being so crabby, Chara! I don’t like Crabby Chara. I’m more of a happy Chara fan myself. And I’m sure everyone else here is too! Right, you guys?

 Everyone agrees. ;)

 MK: Heeheeheeheehee!! You see? Now, will you stop being so crabby, Chara?

 Chara: HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA!!!!!! *SQUEAK* NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEVER, LIZZY BOY, HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *SQUEAK* NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE~!!!!!!

 Alphys: Oh, is that so, Chara? *asked Alphys cheekily, very cheekily with a mischievous-looking smile on her face as she wrapped her right arm around Chara’s left ankle*

 Chara: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHES, ALPHYS, YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHES!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!

 Alphys: Heeheeheehee!! Well, maybe you’ll change your mind… after I do this! Heeheeheehee!! Tickle, tickle, tickle! Tee hee hee hee hee!

 At that very moment, Alphys, with her left hand fingers, began tickling Chara’s left foot, causing even more laughter to spill from Chara’s mouth in the process. All while MK continued tickling her right foot with his tail. ;)

 Chara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! *Chara shrieked loudly the moment she felt Alphys’s tickly claws rake up and down her left sole* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *she laughed maniacally, pounding her fists and squirming and thrashing on the couch as much as she could with every passing second* ALPHYS, NOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOHO!!!!!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, wiggling her feet frantically in MK and Alphys’s clutches in a failed attempt to make it harder for both MK and Alphys to properly tickle her feet* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHHOHO!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! STOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOP!!!!!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, wiggling her little toes more and more wildly as the tickle torture continued* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET ARE TOO TICKLISH!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Undyne: (AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ALPHYS, MK; STOP!!! STOP, YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME ANOTHER CUTE ATTACK!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) *squeed Undyne to herself with absolute delight upon witnessing Alphys and MK tickle Chara together*

 Alphys and MK: Only if you promise to stop being so crabby, Chara! *the two lizard monsters said to Chara in singsongy voices as they increased their tickling speeds with their claws and tail respectively* Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

 In an attempt to break Chara, Alphys is scribbling her claws very rapidly all over every inch of Chara’s left sole. And at the same time, MK is “drilling” the tip of his tail into Chara’s right arch.  

 Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Chara laughed even harder as the lizards upped their game in the tickling department* BWARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOKAY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, OHOHOHOHOHOKAY, *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’LL STOHOHOHHHOHOHOP BEING CRAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHABBY!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, LOVABLE, HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA, LOHOHOHOHOHOHOVABLE LIZARDS YOU!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! Thank you!

 Moments later, MK and Alphys stopped tickling Chara’s bare feet, much to Chara’s relief. But now that’s it over, she’s probably going to want some revenge on the two yellow lizard monsters themselves. But not right now though. Right now, Chara would very much like to sit down by a campfire with her family and friends and just have an all-round good time. :)

 Undyne: (Whew! Holy *bleep*! I thought for sure I was gonna have another cute attack there! Fuhuhu! Good thing I didn’t!)

 Chara: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!! *Chara giggled due to phantom tickles* Nohohohhoho sweat, Lizzy Boy! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee~!!!!

 Gaster: Hehehehehehe; terrific. Now, are you kids ready to go to the campsite?

 Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! HECK YEAH!!

 Gaster: Hehehehehehe. Again, I just love your enthusiasm, little ones. Hehehehe. Anyone else here care to join us?

 Asgore: Hohoho, of course, Gaster. We’d love that very much. Hohoho!

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. Yes, we would! But first, there are some things that Asgore and I would like to discuss with Undyne, Alphys, and your sons. So, you and the kids go on ahead, all right? We’ll catch up to you when we’re ready.

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. Ok, that’s fine. Take as much time as you need. Hehehehehehe~

TO BE CONTINUED…

#undertale tickle #undertale tickling #tickle story #tickle fic #asriel #monster kid #monsterkid #chara

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Since it is November 1st (or at least November 1st in central america which right now it’s like 8am. (WHICH MEANS I CAN FINALLY POST THIS, I GOT UP EARLY AS FUCK JUST FOR THIS. I left my laptop in sleep mode just so that I could easily post this and not ruin Toby’s request ouo) believe it’s time to talk about this theory I have. 

I believe Delta Rune takes place in the timeline where “Chara” and Asriel succeed in getting the monsters above ground or in a timeline where Asgore succeeded in getting 7 human souls much earlier then in Undertale. Which can be validated by the fact that him and Toriel seem to be divorced by this point and that he keeps colored flower’s under glass in his room which could be memorials to the fallen children that he took. I however am going to go with the first part of this..mainly because of the title of the game it’s self Delta Rune as in the same Delta Rune that held the prophecy about going up to the surface which I think that Asriel and Chara both fulfilled. And that the red locked door by it’s lonesome is the exit from the underground to the surface.

So let me explain my findings~

First we are introduced to Kris who is Toriel and Asgore’s “child” along with Asriel who is at college right now. Kris is definitely in Chara’s outfit and is taller then both Chara and Frisk so they’re older. and from the ending…..it’s safe to assume that Chara and Kris are the same person. Chara has never been explicitly called Chara in the game undertale..their name has always been the player’s name and the fandom labeled them as Chara due to data mined sprites labeling them as such. I can hear it now though..“but then why is it when you type in “Chara” for your name it calls the game calls it “the true name”? cuz it’s literally short for character..the true name of any person in a game is that they are a character in that game..and without our influence as a player I think that “Chara” could have easily been given the name Kris.

There’s also the fact that Bratty/Catty are enemies and Alphys/Undyne do not know each other. The second of those two options being much more interesting since it implies that Alphys was never the royal scientist and never spent much time in the dump to help those two develop that friendship and also therefore never met Undyne in waterfall or royal guard. Supporting this fact is that by knocking on Napstablook’s house can get the voice of someone calling you darling and Beautiful along with saying that they are a nobody. Assuming this is Mettaton they definitely would be a nobody had Alphys not made them a robotic body.There are also two graves found in the graveyard by the church that are for the ice bird’s mom and for the dog’s pack leader which both had died but had been brought back as amalgamates via Alphys’s experimenting so that never occurred.

So when did they leave the underground exactly? Well as much as I would like to find a more exact time based off of these character deaths the problem of how monster’s decompose is an issue. They turn to dust..so who’s to say that the monster families didn’t just keep the dust in a jar and bury it in those spots at a later date? Another issue with this logic would be that they could have died on the surface. So until further details I can’t base the timeline on that.

However I can base it on how Toriel and Asgore act along with Alphys non royal scientistness that I discussed earlier. Asgore and Toriel are divorced in DeltaRune from what I can tell since it seems like Asgore lives in his flower shop which means that by this point he has probably killed a couple kids one way or another. This along with the fact that Alphys is not the royal scientist can mean only one thing. They had to have left the underground when WD Gaster was presumed to be the royal scientist…and judging by the fact that we have yet to see him it’s safe to assume everyone left the underground shortly after he disappeared.

Another thing to note is that Sans can be talked with as Kris is returning home and he says that he’s new in town. How is it that they were much later then everyone else in getting to the surface? One of the main fan theories is that Sans and Papyrus are fairly new to the underground and were made much later in Undertale’s timeline so by this logic they would have been born or made shortly before or after Alphys was named royal scientist which means this would hold true in the DeltaRune timeline. Meaning that right now the DeltaRune timeline is taking place right around when the skeleton brothers first came to Snowdin in the Undertale timeline. Side note this is nice to know since it could also tell us how old Asriel and Chara/Kris would be if they were alive when Frisk would have gone to the underground in Undertale, of course adding a few years to let the skeleton brothers settle in. Though there is one thing that could throw a wrench into this line of thinking and that is Gerson’s grave.

Gerson is definitely alive and well in Undertale well past when Sans and Papyrus first moved into Snowdin so why does that no longer hold true in the DeltaRune timeline? It may just be an assumption but i’m going to say that the reason for them leaving the underground so soon may have resulted in Gerson’s death. Otherwise this new timeline would have a lot of explaining to do about Sans and Papyrus. Which frankly we need a lot more of already but for now we’re trying to stick to the order of events as Undertale portrays them to be and would most likely happen across all other timelines as well. 

With all this in mind what could cause such a need to get out of the underground so quickly? Why would Chara and Asriel succeed this time and not the time they tried in Undertale? and why is Gerson dead? My answer…of course involves our mysterious friend Gaster. Now we have yet to see any inkling that Gaster is alive or dead in this timeline and given that he’s definitely connected to the skeleton brothers i’m going to assume if he had survived that he would be with them. Since he’s not mentioned by Sans (or frankly anyone) as of yet i’m going to say that the event that made Gaster into what he is was in Undertale happened in a different way this time around and somehow Gerson was involved. I’m supporting this with the fact that two of his followers are now normal in this timeline and the fact that Undyne still has her eye. It has been said in Undertale that her and Gerson were close so his involvement allowed for the followers to keep their non Gaster filled lives along with making sure that Undyne never got injured in the eye.

Since Gerson was once a warrior and knows a lot about monster history I would think that having his involvement would mean that the event that made Gaster in Undertale probably was much more of an emergency in the DeltaRune timeline and required the aid of an experienced human monster war veteran. There are also a lot of strong theories that Gaster turning into what he is involved the core so i’m going to guess that since the monsters got out early, this time the event that made or caused Gaster to change resulted in a core meltdown. This would make it easier for Asriel to attack the humans of the surface rather then take their blows since otherwise all monsters would be doomed to die if the core was going to erupt, die, meltdown, etc. This could also explain Kris since Chara’s spirit could latch onto Frisk..so who’s to say Chara didn’t attach to Kris after they separated from Asriel? Or Kris is one of the human’s Asgore killed and Asriel infused Chara into Kris’s dead body before they left the underground? Hell Chara might not have even died this time and their real name could've been Kris all along in both timelines and Chara’s just kinda a place holder name (like Character) as they may have forgotten their real name after dying. But that's all just wild speculation with no evidence. We’ll hopefully find out more later. (Going off from the beginning say Asgore did get 7 human souls early.This could also explain why he did it so soon. He took Toriel’s advice of just using a human soul to pass through the barrier and then come back with 6 more since everyone would die otherwise. Which would explain the divorce but again I still like to think that the Delta Rune prophecy still came true some how).

In conclusion I looked way too much into this and I would love to hear everyone’s thoughts and opinions going forward. This is just how I interpreted all of these elements of DeltaRune and hopefully we’ll know the full story soon enough :D for now I await this chapter 2 and hopefully it’ll bring more answers.

#deltarune #delta rune #gerson #delta rune theory #deltarune theory #undertale theory #ut theory #dr theory #asgore #toriel #chara #asriel #undertale #undyne #gaster #wd gaster #w.d. gaster #og #theory

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Fresh Meat: Confinement- Chapter 23

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Heads up, chapter 24 is probably not going to hit until mid-August! I have two separate trips coming up, including the last Bronycon! It’s likely I won’t have much time between the trips to write. Also, check the content warnings; there’s a new one for this chapter.

Chapter 23- Left or Right?

The walk back to Chara’s room was silent. Chara kept their gaze downwards, away from Gaster. Their emotions drifted between fear, despondency, and numbness. It had only been a few hours at most and already they were being whisked back to their prison. They watched silently while Gaster approached the door. The intruder’s dust was completely gone. The only evidence that was left of him was the damage he’d done to the door. It was lightly scratched around the doorknob. Most of the damage came around the hinges. Deep ridges had been dug just next to the hinges on the door. Even some of the wall next to the hinges had mild scratches. Gaster sighed the damage. He rubbed his temples as he muttered, “Just one night.” He opened the door and motioned for Chara to enter. He glared down at them, his tone firm, “Get inside and stay.” Chara looked up at Gaster. They had full intention to match their captor’s glare. They did for a moment. It quickly faltered back to a submissive and avoiding glance. They curled their hand into a fist while the other hand tightly clasped their locket. After a few seconds, Chara silently walked into their room. They could feel Gaster stare down at them as they moved. Not a smirk, but a serious, possessive, glare. As Chara moved towards their bed, they heard Gaster speak in a pleased tone, “Before I go. I have some news for you.” Chara turned back to Gaster with a confused look. Gaster continued with a smile, “We will begin extracting smaller doses of blood starting next week.” Chara instinctually hugged themselves. They turned away from Gaster quickly without another word. Gaster flashed a smirk before he closed the door and locked both locks behind him. With that, Chara was alone: imprisoned once again. They sat down on their bed, arms still tightly wrapped around themselves. They gritted their teeth for a few long moments. The ringing in their ears grew. All this slowly faded after a few minutes. Their jaw relaxed. The ringing subsided. They laid their arms at their side. They frowned deeply and sat in silence. A numbness overtook them. Even their thoughts silenced. With nothing running through their mind, Chara laid down on their bed and slept the day away.

Hours passed. Chara knew their sleep faded in and out, but this time their sleep was interrupted by a knock on their door. The familiar four-time knock. By now, they’ve memorized the pattern of Alphys’s knock. Alphys spoke gently, “Chara? Did… anything happen?” Chara slowly got out of bed and went to the door. They spoke evenly, “Only a threat that he will steal more blood soon.” Alphys sighed as she scooted the next tray of food under the door, “That’s a relief. I thought he was about to do something to you.” Chara began to eat.  “I thought as much, too.” Chara heard Alphys settle next to the door. She confessed, “I don’t know why he wanted to escort you back here personally, then.” Chara mused dryly, “Considering what you told me on the way to your room, he is most likely losing trust in you. Or today’s investigation stirred him up.” “I really hope I haven’t lost his trust. I… I may have to lay low for a while. Help you when he’s not around.”

A silence passed over the two. Alphys broke it a minute later with a curious tone, “Um… anyway. Did you still want me to help you wash your hair tomorrow? I don’t think I have much to do tomorrow afternoon.” Chara paused as they chewed and swallowed their food. They replied nonchalantly, “Sure.” Alphys smiled. Her tone turned pleased, “Okay. I think I’ll only need to bring a bucket of water, the comb, and a chair. We don’t want your bed to get wet.” A small chuckle escaped Chara, “That does make sense.”

Chara pushed the tray outside the room. “I’m done.” Alphys collected the tray calmly. She spoke, “Do you need another hug? Or your hand held?” Chara sighed, “Just my hand.” Chara settled against the wall. Meanwhile, Alphys comfortably stuck her hand under the door. Chara went to partially stick their hand under the door to meet Alphys’s grip. As their arm slid against the wood of the door, Chara felt the wood cut into their skin. They gasped. Though their hand had only begun to touch Alphys’s fingers, Chara jerked their hand away. Chara held their arm. Their eyes locked onto their forearm in the dark. They couldn’t see it, but they felt a small cut on their skin. Alphys turned towards the door with a worried voice, “Chara? What happened?!” Chara hissed slightly, “I think the door cut me.” Alphys began to dig into her pockets. She frowned at the door, focused on the cuts and gashes in the door. She spoke with slight sorrow, “Probably from the cuts and gashes on the door.” She retrieved her key from her pocket. The key hovered around the lock as she spoke, “Do you want me to come inside and treat it?” Chara rubbed a finger along the cut. They felt some wetness along the cut, but their blood only peeked out of their skin. They began to apply pressure to the cut. They called out to Alphys evenly, “No. It is small, I can take care of it.” Alphys relaxed her arm with the key.  Her tone relaxed as well, “Oh… okay. Do you need anything to help?” “No. It is small enough to only apply pressure.” “Okay. Hopefully, this door will be repaired tomorrow. I don’t want you to hurt yourself.” “I will be fine. Thank you.” Alphys collected the tray of food. “Alright. Goodnight, Chara.” “Goodnight.”

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Chara found it difficult to fall asleep. They laid in bed for what felt like hours. The events of the past day swirled in their head. The cut on their arm had long since stopped bleeding and clotted over. Chara looked at the cut in the darkness, what little they could see. Their expression dropped to an annoyed glare at the cut. It slowly drifted over to the door. The cause of the cut. Chara got up from their bed and glared at the door. They lifted their leg and gave the door a swift kick around the bottom corner of the door with the hinges. Just above the panel. With the kick, Chara heard a noise. A light flashes between the door and the hinges. Chara paused. Their expression turned curious. They kneeled down to examine the door. They pushed into it: part of the door had become thin from the scratches and gashes. Their kick has cracked that area slightly. Chara’s eyes widen. Disbelief grew on their face. Another chance to escape? Would it truly be this easy? It had to be late, no doubt their captor could be asleep by now.

Chara paused. Fear and dread grew. Their chest felt heavy. They began to shake. The ringing returned. They clutched their locket for some semblance of comfort. How would he react to them escaping again? They remembered last time vividly. The begging. The machine. The heaviness in their chest grew as did the ringing to deafening. Chara breathed heavily. They gritted their teeth and spoke, “No… that’s why I have to escape him.”

Determination returned to their face. The ringing and the heaviness in their chest subsided. They looked down at the door. They took a deep breath to steel themselves. They curled their toes and lifted their foot. Wham. Wham. Wham. One kick at a time, Chara concentrated on the spot they kicked before. The wood slowly began to give and break. With one final kick, a small hole splintered open. Chara gasped, their foot still raised, poised to strike. They lowered to their knees to examine their work. They peeked through the hole to see the hallway, wood splintered in front of the door. Chara looked down. They saw the latch lock just below the hole. Chara slowly, carefully stuck their arm through the hole. It fit, but their arm scraped against the splinters of the door. It took a minute of careful maneuvering, but Chara managed to grasp the latch lock. They muttered to themselves, “Come on… come on!” Chara contorted their arm slightly to grasp the little piece needed to open the lock. Their face lit up as they took hold of it with two fingers. They quietly exclaimed, “Yes!” With two swift motions, Chara unlocked the latch lock. The panel was unlocked. Chara squeezed under the door through the panel with little effort. Without any hesitation, they ran the path to the elevator.

The twists and turns of the lab were familiar by now to Chara. They swiftly flew through the dimmed corridors, waiting to catch sight of the elevator. They turned another corner. As they did, they saw a figure in the center of the hallway. They instantly recognized Gaster. His expression was cross. His eyes alight with magic the instant Chara rounded the corner. Chara could only gasp, knowing they’d been caught. They paled. Their face became alight with fear and shock. The ringing returned to their ears sharply, painfully. They felt themselves come to a stop, not by their own two feet, but the familiar grips of Gaster’s magic upon their soul. They were lifted up and unable to move save for some small shakes and their expression. Gaster approached. Despite his cross expression, his tone was even, “I suspected you may use that damage to escape. Sad to see you still haven’t internalized your lesson after last time.” Chara quivered out their words, “How… you- you should be asleep. I…” Their words faded with their fear. Gaster’s cross expression melted to amusement. He let out one single chuckle and waved a finger at Chara slowly, “How quick you are to forget. Or perhaps you weren’t paying attention.” Gaster pointed at a top corner of the hallway, just above Chara. Chara struggled to move their head to see the object Gaster called to their attention. A camera. A chill ran down Chara’s spine. Gaster continued in an even tone, “I was reviewing the camera footage today, to ensure Alphys kept her word. A final task before I fell asleep. And you just happened to pick your next escape at an inopportune time.”

Gaster’s expression dropped to a glare. “This the fourth time you have tried to escape. I’m growing tired of these games of yours, especially after you were almost stolen from me!” Chara continued to shake. A few tears began to bud. They wanted to say something, anything, but nothing would exit their mouth save a few squeaks. They watched as Gaster’s face slowly contorted from rage, to a curious glance, to a dark smirk. He chuckled, “Since you prefer to play games, why don’t we play a game for your punishment? Here and now.” Chara reeled slightly. Gaster lifted a single finger as he explained, “I will ask you one question. If you can answer it correctly, I will let you go. I will give you a half hour before the Royal Guard is mobilized to find you.” Chara’s eyes widened. There is no chance it would be that simple. There must be a trick. Their suspicions were confirmed when Gaster next spoke. He stuck his arm out partway, palm facing up as though something was within his grasp. He continued, “However. Should you fail to answer correctly, I’m afraid I will have to punish you.”  He closed his palm tightly as he stressed his words, “Drastically this time.” A lump formed in Chara’s throat. They managed to speak with fear, “What- what are you going to do to me?!” Gaster relaxed his arms behind his back. He chuckled, “If you answer incorrectly, you will see. Now, left… or right?” Chara blinked. They raised a brow. Their mouth contorted slightly as confusion bled into their fearful expression. Their tone turned confused but cautious, “Wha… what?” Gaster repeated evenly, “Left or right? That is your question." Chara retorted curtly, “That’s not fair! That’s not a question at all!” Gaster smirked. He mused, “Then we’ll skip this little game, straight into the punishment-“ “No!” Chara exclaimed. They cut off Gaster in a panic. Gaster chuckled lightly, “As I thought. So, left… or right?”

Chara was silent. Their mind raced through many possibilities. Though the question only had a fifty percent chance of failure, the vagueness of the question frightened Chara. The first thought that crossed Chara’s mind was of Gaster’s magic. They were currently suspended in the air through his magic, signaled by his eyes. Chara glanced at Gaster’s eyes. His left blue eye was brighter than his orange right eye. His left. A decent enough answer. The next thought was nearby his eyes; his scars. Chara’s gaze immediately shifted to the scar over Gaster’s right eye. The scar they caused. An obvious choice. Chara opened their mouth to answer. They hesitated: he wouldn’t make it that easy. Still, they shook; no matter the answer, Chara still felt as though they were taking a shot in the dark. They could answer the obvious choice and say right. Or they could have a chance to see through his deception and answer left. Chara took a deep breath. Their voice still wavered as they answered, “L-left!” Gaster’s smirk grew. His orange eye shone brightly. He spoke darkly, “Incorrect.” Any ounce of confidence left in Chara’s expression melted away. Before they could speak, they felt several hands on their left calf. Chara looked down to see two of Gaster’s disembodied hands grip Chara’s calf. One higher than the other, each grasped a different side of the calf. Chara went to speak in protest but it was too late.

In one swift motion, the two disembodied hands moved to contort and break Chara’s calf. The first thing Chara processed was the loud snap sound. Then the visual of their calf slightly bent to the side in an unnatural way. Though bruises could be seen, no blood was seen outside the skin. The next second, the pain. Chara screamed out in anguish. They felt themselves drop to the floor with a thud, but it wasn’t a bother compared to the pain in their leg. Chara tried to cradle their leg in a desperate attempt to dull the pain. It was to no avail. They could do nothing but partway curl into a ball and let out anguished grunts as tears peeked from their eyes. Meanwhile, Gaster leaned against a wall to recover. He held the right side of his skull as he took slow, even breaths. He recovered quickly while Chara still hissed between their teeth and grunted in pain. Gaster looked down at them with a glare. He spoke darkly, “There… If I cannot break that stubborn will of yours, then I will make it physically impossible for you to escape.” Chara opened one eye to match his glare. A few tears had fallen down their face. They grunted and hissed out, “You… demon…” Gaster rolled his eye sockets as he approached Chara. He mused, “We’ve already discussed this.”

Gaster grabbed Chara by their hair. Chara grunted further. They tried to stop their leg from hitting the floor, but Gaster lifted them to their knees. Their arms leg go of their left leg. It fell to the floor with a thud. Chara cried out briefly as a new round of pain shot through their body. Gaster hissed his words, “Alphys will set your leg in the morning. Let this be your final lesson. Do not escape your room again. You will obey my orders. Or I will break all of your arms and legs. I am done with your games, especially after last night.” Chara’s pained expression continued. They did nothing but grunt and grit their teeth from their pain. They cursed themselves silently on a wrong answer. They should have gone with the obvious choice. Before they could mentally go on a tirade, Chara had a realization. There was a very real possibility that both answers were false, that Gaster had made it up to give them a small inkling of hope. He was never going to let them step one foot outside regardless of their answer. At this realization, their expression calmed, almost glazed over. They slumped in Gaster’s grip, though they were careful about their left leg. Chara’s loud grunts and deep breaths quieted but did not silence. Chara could only think of one word to describe how they felt body, mind, and soul: broken. Tears began to stream heavily from their eyes. It had taken only a month and it finally happened.

Gaster’s expression softened to neutral. He sighed, not buying Chara’s tears. No doubt crocodile tears once more. At least now they couldn’t physically escape if they wanted to. That was enough to last the night. He couldn’t think much as his cell phone started to ring. With his free hand, he dug into his pocket and fished it out. He answered professionally, “Yes?” Alphys’s panicked voice blared through the phone, “Sir! I’m so sorry to wake you, but- but I heard Chara scream! I went to their room, but they weren’t there! And the door-“ Gaster swiftly cut her off in an authoritative tone, “I have the human here. It used the damage the intruder caused to escape.” Alphys calmed slightly, her tone now curious, “Um… okay… but… why did they scream? What happened?” Gaster rolled his eyes as he answered, “Nothing you need to worry about until morning. You are dismissed for the night.” Gaster could here a confused protest of “Huh? Wait!-“ before Gaster ended the call. He glanced down at Chara. Their expression was still glazed over. Their tears still flowed. Their breathing heavy from the pain but they were otherwise silent. Gaster silently teleported the two to Chara’s room. He finally let go of Chara’s hair. They let out a quiet cry as their body settled on the floor, their injured leg moved once again. Gaster leaned down and spoke evenly, “I expect you to behave from now on. Or else you won’t be the only one injured.” Chara gave a confused and concerned look. Gaster quickly flashed Asriel’s locket from his pocket. Chara’s eyes widened for a moment before they lowered their head. They hid their expression from him. Gaster stood tall. He said nothing as he teleported out of the room, but made sure to lock the latch lock before he fully left.

An expert from the journal of Dr. W.D Gaster The investigation concluded swiftly, with no coconspirators. Despite this, I am keeping a small section of the guard on alert for Malv, just in case their pin was merely a trick. Otherwise, Serol and his team have yet to choose a replacement, but they have time to make that choice. Frustratingly, the damage the intruder caused provoked the human to escape once again. Thankfully, the timing of its escape couldn’t have been timed more perfectly, as I was able to catch it quickly and punish it just as swiftly. With yesterday’s break-in, I can no longer afford to give the human any leeway. I have no choice but to focus my efforts on its new room.

#predatortale #undertale predator au #undertale au #undertale #undertale fresh meat #fresh meat confinement #Confinement #chara #alphys #w.d. gaster #gaster #chapter 23 #fanfic #fanfiction #tw broken bones #broken bones #tw torture #TW physical abuse #physical torture

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Play My Heart in Swing Time- A Ko-fi and Kisses Drabble. GN!Reader/MT!Papyrus+UT!Sans+US!Sans

a drabble for @iliterallyhavenolife , who has been wonderfully patient. Hope you like it, it was a lot of fun to write!

“You know, if you guys ever relaxed the dress code, I might actually swing by this place more often,” Sans said, adjusting his tie for the twelfth time while he did a sweeping glance of the smoky interior of Grillby’s bar. Lucky had no doubt that this alternate of his brother would quickly be stripping both it and the dark blue sports coat he had donned for the occasion, but frankly, he had larger concerns right now.

“I QUITE LIKE IT, ACTUALLY,” Blue said, who had favored a light grey with cyan pinstripes that matched his eyes. “STILL, ALL THESE CIGARETTES CAN’T BE GOOD FOR HUMANS-”

Lucky held up a hand for silence, leaning across the bar to try and catch Grillby’s eye. Normally he didn’t like being rude but he was a bit desperate to make sure he hadn’t missed it.

Finally, the blue fireman saw him and came over, wiping out a glass. “back again?” He crackled softly.

“ARE THEY-”

“They’re still on,” he said, with definite amusement, but Lucky only sighed in obvious relief, collapsing onto a stool.

“Alright, man, what’s up? You’re looking a bit rattled.” That joke was even weak by his brother’s standards, but he couldn’t manage more than a vaguely annoyed glare before riveting his attention to the stage. Sans took a seat on his left side, leaning on the counter and ordering a drink.

“YES, WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT? INK SAID YOU SOUNDED...URGENT.” Blue said, sitting down on his right.

“.....THERE’S THIS PERFORMER.” Lucky said quietly (well, quietly for him). “THEY’RE...NOT FROM AROUND HERE. AT LEAST, I DON’T THINK SO. THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING HERE ONCE A WEEK, AND NO ONE AROUND HERE SEEMS TO KNOW MORE THAN A NAME. I WAS WONDERING IF EITHER OF YOU THOUGHT THEY LOOKED FAMILIAR.” Human tourists weren’t uncommon these days. Ink made his traveling service available to pretty much everyone who knew how to get in contact with him, and it wasn’t uncommon to see plenty of wide-eyed humans wandering in a world that wasn’t their own.

“ONE OF THE DETERMINED HUMANS, OR...” Blue said, referring broadly to the Frisks and Swap Charas.

“I...I DON’T THINK SO. THEY DIDN’T LOOK LIKE ONE, AT LEAST.”

“they causing trouble or something? why do you need information this bad-”

“....I-I WAS HOPING FOR AN INTRODUCTION.” Lucky blurted out, cheekbones glowing a bright vermillion.

Blue and Sans exchanged a look and then matching mischievous grins.

“I SEE...”

“so, the crack shot finally took a...bullet to the heart, huh?”

“MMM!” Lucky groaned, burying his face in his hands. “LOOK, YOU TWO...YOUR WORLDS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD FIT AND...FOR WHATEVER REASON I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS LIKELY TO BALL THIS UP FOR ME.”

“OF COURSE WE’LL HELP!” Blue said, patting his shoulder encouragingly.

“And hey, even if we don’t recognize them, might work as wingmen-”

“UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.”

“its starting” Grillby said, who had been watching this whole conversation. Lucky sat bolt upright, making the other two snicker. Still, neither Blue nor Sans could resist looking with interest at the stage as the last performer was ushered off with applause and Mettaton took over, looking around the crowded bar with a dazzling metallic grin.

“Well, hot dawg, aren’t they just marvelous?” Scattered applause. “Kisses, darling, thanks for coming out. And now, for a returning favorite, and an old friend, its Shyren, with a new member of her little band, Kai! Knock em dead, dolls!”

Shyren, Aaron, and Napstablook took the stage, Shyren looking like she wanted to pass out from nerves, as always. Napstablook sat down by the drum. Aaron flexed for the pleasure of the audience (several of whom screamed very loud), before picking up the sax.

Alongside was the cutest human any of them had ever seen. They were a bit chubby, with a sweet open face under bright blue hair that caught the stage lights well. They seemed fairly nervous too but gave a bright wave out into the audience. Sans could notice the blush growing brighter on Lucky’s cheekbones, and bit back a smile.

Kai picked up the guitar. The band all exchanged nods, and then Shyren signaled the piano player.

“A one two three four...”

The band meshed well together. None of them could tear the eyes of their human. They were focused on their performance, to be sure, but they seemed to be having fun with it. When Shyren would stumble on a note they’d make a goofy face, emboldening her a bit. The audience began to get into the performance and they seemed to latch onto that, encouraging it along.

“THEY’RE...” Blue seemed to be developing his own flush.

“AMAZING” Lucky said with a forlorn sigh.

Sans tried to make a joke, but in the end, all he could do was murmur “fuck”

After far too short a time, the four of them exited the stage, flushed and excited. Mettaton started introducing the next act but the three of them just exchanged a look.

“SO...ANYONE, YOU KNOW?”

Blue shook his head, straining his neck to try and keep an eye on them

“think I’d remember something like them” He mumbled.

“WELL...IT WAS WORTH A SHOT...” Lucky said weakly, unable to tear his eyes away.

“.....fuck it, we’re going over,” Sans said, getting to his feet. Before the other two could react he’d wrapped his hands around their wrists and teleported to the other end of the room, near where they are. Both of them were startled and started to protest, but realized they were within earshot and shifted into whispers.

“WE CAN’T JUST-”

“Look, I think we’re all gonna regret it if we just let it slip past. If they’re not from any of our worlds, then who knows when we’ll see them again.” He stuck out his hand towards both of them. “We’ll all make our shot and let them make up their mind. Deal?”

“.....” They both looked at the hand, clearly wavering.

“WELL...I ALWAYS AM UP FOR A ROMANTIC ENCOUNTER.” Blue said, putting his hand on top of his.

Sans looked at Lucky. “c’mon, you really wanna spend another few weeks attached to the counter of this place, wishing you’d acted sooner? A one in three chance is better than months with no shot at all.”

Lucky grimaced...but straightened his hat, placing his hand on top of the pile. “ALRIGHT”

“MAYBE WE’LL GET LUCKY AND THEY’LL LIKE ALL THREE OF US?”

“We’ll see, bud, we’ll see.” Sans broke it and turned towards them, tapping them on the shoulder.

They turned to face him and smiled. “Oh, hi!” Fuck, they were even cuter up close, their face had a whole galaxy of freckles going on.

“hi,” he said, recovering quickly and shoving his hands in his pockets, grinning. “Uh, me and my friends back there just wanted to letcha know we enjoyed the show.”

“Oh, thank you so much! Um, to you too” they said, turning their smile on the other two. Lucky stiffened a bit and Blue smiled back just as bright. “I’m glad you enjoyed it.”

“Name’s Sans. Sans the Skeleton” He held out his hand.

“Oh, Kai!” They shook his hand enthusiastically. “And, you two?”

“I’M BLUE,” He said, coming forward and shaking their hand too.

Kai grinned and gave him a light buddy punch, which made Blue giggle. “Nice to meet you, Blue.” They finally looked at Lucky. “Oh, hey, I’ve seen you here before haven’t I?”

“....YES....”

“Well, it's nice to finally meet you.” They held out their hand. “Kai”

Before the other two could blink Lucky had taken their hand and pressed a gentle kiss to their knuckles before releasing it just as quickly, doffing his hat and giving them that boyish smile that made him seem like such a non-threat to the cops. “LUCKY. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. I’M A BIG FAN.”

Damn it, looks like the family charm came for both brothers. And he was such a stammering blusher before...

“We were just wondering if you and your friends wanted some drinks,” Sans said. Probably for the best if three strange men didn’t immediately try to get them somewhere alone.

“Well, my bandmates are actually gonna be heading home. I should be getting back myself, but...I’d love a drink before I leave!”

They all grinned. Perfect.

“RIGHT THIS WAY,” Lucky said, swooping in before the others and gently escorting them to the bar. Blue and Sans exchanged grins. Oh, no way were they letting him lead this whole thing.

“SO WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR?” Blue said, moving onto the other side of them.

“These two are gonna fret you with questions, of chords”

Needless to say, they didn’t so much as think to call Ink for several hours, and they were treated to the sound of that laugh more than once, as well as a few puns of their own. They all left with their number, and the promise of more to come...

#ko-fi and kisses #long post #minific #undertale #mafiatale #underswap #sans #us!sans #mt!papyrus #mafia!papyrus

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Mew Mew Parallels In Undertale

It’s been forever and a day before I did a pure meta post, but Toby’s latest tweet planted a thought I wanted to articulate.

Recently, Toby shared with us a picture, an image visible for barely a second in the special edition trailer. It appears to be a blurred ad for Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2, which brought back an old idea I had, about how Mew Mew and Undertale seem to almost mirror each others’ stories.

And since Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is a rough sketch of Undertale’s journey from several angles, this take on Mew Mew 2 interested me. Now, before we go into depth on that, the question I need to answer is: why does Mew Mew Kissy Cutie match up with Undertale? Well, I have an answer, but I wanted to go full hog on screenshots this time, so I think I’m going to put the rest of this argument under a cut.

Before we talk about this screen, we must first talk about what we know of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie already, from the game. There are several incidents where Alphys talks about it, but only two where we get a glimpse of what the actual plot of the story is about. The first is in the ‘Bad Opinion Zone,’ where we see her talk about her distaste for Mew Mew 2.

Now, this doesn’t tell us much about the show, except that Alphys thinks that she thinks that Mew Mew 2 betrayed the premise, themes and lessons of Mew Mew, as originally taught. We would need to learn more to get a grasp on her idea of what the show was meant to be. 

Luckily, we are provided with that a little later when she essentially spoils the whole plot of the show, giving us great insight into its nature. It’s really had to screenshot since it autoscrolls, so I captured a .gif of the conversation instead of just taking a screen.

Transcript:

It’s so good!  It’s, um, my favorite show!

It’s all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears! Which humans don’t have! S-so she’s all sensitive about them!

But like... Eventually!

She realizes that her ears don’t matter

that her friends like her despite the ears!

It’s really moving!

Whoops, spoilers!

Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!

To control the minds of anyone she kisses!

She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!

They don’t remember anything after the kiss I mean!!

BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!! THEN!!

then, uh and, uh, also I mean, of course

eventually she realizes that controlling people

OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but

Uhh, I think you’d really like it!!!

This gives us deeper insight into what Mew Mew Kissy Cutie means to Alphys, and gives us a lot of context for how its story parallels with her personal arc as well as the human’s. 

Alphys

Alphys is steeped deeply in the secrets and shame of the result of her DT experiments. She feels deeply horrified of the idea of anyone finding out what she has hidden, to the point where she believes her friendships are entirely built around lies, and that her friends would immediately abandon her were her mistakes revealed. 

The acceptance of Mew Mew’s friends after she comes clean about her ears would resonate deeply with Alphys, so it’s not wonder that she’s latched so firmly onto the Mew Mew story.

The Human

One thing that doesn’t resonate with Alphys, though is Mew Mew’s ‘special power.’ The ability to control those she kisses and, in particular, erase their memories in order to solve her problems doesn’t really apply to Alphys. But the human’s ability to SAVE and LOAD allows them to control others through perfect knowledge of how they act and manipulate their memories by moving backward in time. 

There’s some argument to be made about the regular rhythm of play, however, I think that assuming a player walks into the story with no outside information, we can expect the progress to move from a neutral run to a pacifist run, wherein the hero first uses their powers to move through a hostile world and out the other side, with dust on their hands...

And then tries again, moving backward in time so as to use their powers for good, culminating in a moment where their powers over time are useless, but that the love and friendships that they have cultivated throughout the Underground can be leveraged by bring happiness to the Underground.

Happy End. But...What about Mew Mew 2? Alphys believes the central arc of Mew Mew was Mew coming to terms with herself, enjoying the love of her friends and, upon accepting their love, no longer feeling a need to manipulate people with her powers. So, in Mew Mew 2, it seems that Mew Mew would have backtracked. She would have likely used her powers, maybe even abusing her friends.

Source

This is blurry and I had time reading it, but luckily @doge-w-a-bloge​ went through the effort of transcribing it all here.

B4D 0P1N10N A dark Masterpiece!

Mew-Mew Kissy Cutie 2 - DVD Video - 16 hr director commentary - includes 18x4 poster of the creators apologizing From The Original Creators Mew Mew’s Pissed Off And Ready To Mew AVAILABLE ON THE UnderNet [Mew Mew] Should be about whimsy and kindness not edgy self-indulgent garbage. Sometimes there are flashes of the original, but they’re greatly what makes the sequel hurt so much. And God does it hurt so much. -The Anonymous Anime Lizard TESTIMONIALS: My GF really likes the first 1 but I noticed she doesn’t have the sequel. So I just bought six of them 4 her!!! Heck yeah!! Five stars!!! -Strongfish91

Setting aside how hilarious Undyne is for a moment, (I know it’s hard) this gives us insight into Mew Mew 2. It’s apparently a much, much darker story. Alphys takes issue with it because it takes what Mew Mew was about in her eyes and threw it in the trash. Kindness and whimsy, gone. And in its place? A dark, ‘edgy’ story instead. 

Not only that, but if you take the summary as reflective of the game, ‘Mew Mew’s Pissed Off And Ready To Mew,’ it paints our main character as very aggressive. Considering how Alphys says it throws away her character arc, it could be that her learning that she shouldn’t control people was ultimately cast aside in Mew Mew 2, making Mew Mew herself the messenger of the ‘edgy self-indulgent garbage’ that Alphys spends her testimonial decrying.

In a way, it almost mirrors the way that people look at the different runs. Sometimes treating the worst run as an ominous hypothetical that only exists to make a true pacifist ending brighter and happier, sometimes decrying the people who play the worst run as too edgy, masochistic or ignorant of the games’ overall theme and resenting the worst run for existing to blemish their ‘perfect ending.’ 

I bet Chara, Frisk and Asriel would have liked it.

#undertale #meta #save analysis

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Souls of Glass Chapter 4

And the smut begins~! Do enjoy XD It gets better I promise...well maybe. I’m not the most confidant in those scenes lol

Lost is mine and Undervirus belongs to @jeyawue

Chapter 4

"And over there is the mall!" Frisk pointed, holding both Lost and Xans's hands as they crossed the street. She watched as Lost's gaze followed the skyline, his eyes alight with awe. "Do you like it?"

"I....haven't really been in a city before." Lost mumbled.

"So yer a country hick?" Lost glared as Xans grinned. "Good. I like boys that know how to play 'dirty'."

"Xans, c'mon! You promised no dirty jokes!"

"Fine kiddo, I'll keep it 'clean.'." Lost rolled his eyes and Frisk giggled a little at his jokes. " Ya really need ta loosen up a bit Lost."

"No thanks." Frisk sighed and rubbed her forehead as she grabbed Lost's hand. 

"Wha-"

"This way! There's a clothes store I want to take you both to!" Lost looked at Xans helplessly as he was dragged and Xans just gave him a big, toothy grin. 

"Oh no you don't Xans!" Xans blinked as Frisk stalked back to him, dragging Lost along like a ragdoll and grabbing his hood.

"H-Hey now! Easy Frisk!" Xans complained as he fell in line next to the other albino, both at the mercy of the young child. "Aww c'mon~ Frisk! I like mah clothes!"

"Well you need new ones."

"But-"

"No complaining Xans."

"Listen, I-"

"Same for you Lost!" Both boys groaned as Frisk dragged them into the store.

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"Are you really sure these will look good?" Lost asked from behind a dressing room door. Xans was in a door next door, humming to himself.

"Absolutely!" Frisk giggled, sitting outside on a bench. "Trust me!"

"But...Xans is the one who picked some of these clothes..."

"Well, trust me anyways!" Lost sighed and opened the door slightly, peeking his head out. "C'mon Lost! I wanna see!"

"Alright..." Lost walked out, glancing around. He stepped out slowly and shut the door, standing there with his hands shoved into pockets. "S-So?" He was wearing long, tight blue denim jeans, small tears here and there. On his feet were a pair of black slip on shoes, his white socks just barely visible. He had a baggy red and black striped t-shirt on underneath a leather, button up jacket. 

"Uhh....I still don't really think this suits me..."

"I think you look good Lost." Frisk smiled and circled him a bit. "Everything fits you just right!"

"Mmmmhmmm~....not arguin' there." Lost turned and blinked as he stared at the albino across from him. Xans stood there with a black coat, leather straps and buckles undone to show his black tank top underneath it. There were holes in the shoulders, showing off his pale skin as he shrugged. He had long, baggy black pants on with chains looping behind them and silver studs dotting the seams. He had on his black sandals and he crossed his arms, leaning against the wall. "Yer starin' Lost. See somethin' ya like?"

"I-I...I-"

"Wow, speechless too? Must be doin' somethin' right...." Xans licked his lips and he grinned as Lost turned away, his face red. Embarrassment? Or perhaps.... He stopped as he caught a brief whiff of something sweet and dark and his grin widened. Ah...I see. Tsk tsk tsk....

"So you both like your clothes? Get changed while I go pay for them! I'll wait in the food court!" Lost nodded and turned around, heading back into the room. He took the clothes off and he handed them to Frisk after changing, smiling.

"Thank you Frisk." He said. Xans walked out and handed her his new clothes as well. The moment Frisk left, Lost sighed softly. "I feel bad making her-" A hand suddenly wrapped around his throat and he felt himself being slammed into the room he had come out of. "Wh-X-Xans!"

"Heh....ya think I didn't smell that?" Lost's eyes widened as Xans's tail locked the door, then moved to hold his wrists above him. "I didn't know black and silver could turn ya on..."

"I-I don't know what you're talking about. Unhand me!" Lost struggled, but the tail tightened around his wrists and her growled, his lips curling into a sneer and showing off his fangs. "I swear Xans, I'll-"

"Aww, c'mon Lost~...." Xans moved in close, his tongue licking his lips and moving close to Lost's own lips. "I told ya....ya need to loosen up a bit..." Xans shifted closer, his tongue flicking out and licking his ear. Lost's breath hitched and he glared at the young man, eyes glowing. "Sensitive eh?"

"Let me go Xans...." Lost growled and Xans felt his spine shiver.

"Ooooooh~ that one felt nice..." Xans chuckled. His hands trailed down to Lost's basketball shorts and he palmed the front of it with a grin. "Yer hard too....tsk tsk. Do ya have any shame at all?"

"Ngh! L-Le-ah?!" Xans squeezed him and he jerked suddenly. "Wh-What was-"

"Ya see...as humans we're a little more sensitive. We get turned on by all kinds of things." Xans explained. "Lemme show ya...." He slipped his hands slowly down Lost's pants and the teen gasped and wiggled from the gentle, teasing strokes Xans's cold fingers caused along his member. "Heh....ya see?"

"St-Stop i-ahung......" Lost writhed slightly as Xans leaned in to nibble on his neck, his hand stroking his hard on. "G-Gh....Xans....wh-why are...."

"Why am I doing this?" The slang dropped from his voice and Lost gasped as his hot breath tickled his neck. "Because I want to....and it seems your body wants to, as well." He slid Lost's pants down and knelt in front of him. He looked at Lost's half lidded eyes, watching him pant. "I remember the first time I began to feel that...." He moved closer to Lost's straining member, flicking his tongue out as pre-cum beaded at the tip. Lost let out soft, breathy moans as his wrists were released and hands tugged at Xans's hair.

"St-Sto-hngh...."

"The feeling...it was so overwhelming." He continued, tongue trailing the hot skin. "Every part of me felt like it was burning.....a sweet, scorching, seductive heat..." Hands gripped his white hair harder as his mouth inched closer. "It consumed me....devoured my very Soul." He gave Lost one more glance. "It took over....and it was bliss." He slipped his mouth around Lost's member and he grinned as he heard Lost whine and moan.  He slid on him further, his cold hand reaching up to fondle Lost's sac.  Lost gasped loudly, his limbs trembling from his overstimulated nerves.

Xans continued to suck on him, enjoying the slight, salty taste coating his tongue from Lost's pre-cum. Mmm....better than what I expected....He thought as his teeth grazed the sensitive skin, making Lost moan more.

"X-Xans.....ngh....I-I.....ungh...." Lost's face was shaded crimson as his mouth opened in closed in soft pants. Drool slid down his chin as his eyes rolled back. He felt like his entire body was on fire as Xans's sinful mouth moved up and down his shaft. "G-Gh....please....."

"Mmmh?" The hum around his member made Lost groan louder as his knees shook. Xans slid off of him slowly, saliva linking his mouth to Lost's straining member. "What do ya want?"

"G-Gh...uh....I-I.....uhn...."

Heh...he can't even talk straight....must really be outta it.... He thought and latched back onto him, hollowing his cheeks and sucking. Lost let out one more loud moan of Xans's name before cum filled his mouth. Xans swallowed it all, reveling in the taste. He licked everything up and moved away from Lost. Lost's legs buckled and Xans caught him, looking at his face.

Lost's eyes had fallen shut, his forehead covered in sweat. Passed out hmm? He smirked and helped pull Lost's pants back on. "Not a surprise...happened ta me too." He carefully lifted Lost into his arms, feeling the young man slide easily against his chest. "Yer gonna be a hell of a lotta fun...." He left the fitting room only to see a store employee staring at him. "Heh, it was on our bucket list." He walked past the poor, stunned woman with a big, toothy grin. The woman watched and just shook his head.

"It's days like these that make this job never boring...."

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"I can't believe he just fell asleep like that!" Frisk pouted as she put the clothes in the washer. "I mean, we were having fun, right?"

"Of course we were kiddo." Xans ruffled her hair playfully. Lost was still asleep, Xans having placed him on the couch. "But he hasn't exactly been human for very long."

"Funny, his sudden exhaustion seems to be fro-" Xans covered Valphys's mouth and the yellow monster struggled, glaring angrily at Xans.

"Anyways, thanks for buying those clothes Frisk." Xans said with a smile. "When Lost wakes up, I'm sure he'll thank ya too."

"Hee hee, no problem at all!" Frisk ran off, carrying Chara's doll and Xans released Valphys's mouth.

"Ya really need to learn what to say and what not ta say with a kid around doc."

"And you need to learn some decency! There is a time and place for everything Xans!" Valphys hissed at him angrily.

"Yeah, and that was the perfect place and the right time for a good bj." Valphys threw her arms in the air, exasperated. "Sides, it was kinda one sided....I need a little care myself."

"You still have an erection?!"

"What can I say? It was a gorgeous sight."

"Oh my fucking stars Xans!" Valphys snapped. "Listen. You're human now! You can't just do whatever you goddamned please!" Xans turned around, his teal eye giving off an eerie glow.

"And ya can't tell me what the fuck ta do Valphys." His voice was low and threatening. "I'll do whoever, and whatever I wan'." He brushed past her and smirked. "Now if y'all excuse me...." He walked into the bathroom and locked the door. He slid down the porcelain, tile wall and rubbed his forehead. "Fuck me....that was a rather interesting sight..." He mumbled, looking at the tent in his pants. "I'm surprised he didn't wake up with this pressing against him...."

Xans pulled his own pants and boxers down, looking at his straining member. "Heh.....his little noises of restraint were a nice change too..." He gripped the base of his member and closed his eyes. I wonder how he'd feel....compared to my skin he's warm.....soft.....smooth..... He could picture Lost's heated red and blue eyes as he stroked himself, the feeling of his fingers tugging on his white hair. Xans felt pressure building inside him, his gut coiling as he imagined Lost's hands touching his arms and chest, his soft moans still present in his mind.

He came hard into his hand, groaning as he slid against the wall and panted. Shit......I haven't come that hard....well ever. He thought with a satisfied grin. May have to do that to him more often.... He wiped himself down with toilet paper and washed his hands.  As he left, he saw Lost sitting up and talking to Vapyrus and Vundyne. As the young man turned his way, his face turned beet red and he looked away, wringing his hands anxiously. Aww, he's so bashful~....

"Xans!" Vapyrus smiled brightly at his brother as Xans sat with them on the couch, right next to Lost. "Lost was telling us about your shopping trip!"

"Oh he was, was he~?" Xans grinned and placed a hand gently on the young man's knee, making Lost jerk slightly. "I'll bet he said it was a ful'filling' experience..."

"Hah! His face is so red!" Vundyne chuckled. "What did ya do to him Xans?"

"Oh, well-" Lost covered his mouth and he cackled behind it.

"Aww I wanna know!"

"N-No Vapyrus. It uhh....wasn't exciting." Lost mumbled. The two virus's huffed as Lost uncovered his mouth and sighed. "I....just got exhausted. It's been a long two days."

"Very true! It isn't every day you see a skeleton suddenly get all...fleshy." He pointed out. Lost huffed and walked out, Xans following him.

"Heh, don't tell me yer gonna be a prude all of a sudden." Lost stopped as they stepped into the yard, his fists clenched. "What's the matter, eh?"

"Why....why did you do that?" Lost asked, his voice shaking. Xans tilted his head as the young albino looked at him, his red eye glowing slightly. "Why did you....you....."

"Suck ya off?" He chuckled. "I wanted to. Besides....ya had a rather sweet scent...yer lust was....interesting."

"Ugh, don't remind me." He rolled his eyes. "I suppose I should thank you...even if it was against my will." He admitted. "It was....odd." Xans watched Lost shift anxiously in his slippers. "But......don't do that again. Please."

"Tsk, makin' no promises there." Lost turned around to have Xans's face close to his, hands holding his arms to his side. "However.....yer welcome. As for why I did it?" He chuckled and leaned in to whisper to his ear. "I fucking felt like it." He moved away as Lost scowled at him. "Things are different here Lost.....best get used to it quickly."

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