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naayewolf · 1 year

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Kamaboko Squad Relationship HCs [Fluff / Smut]

The Kamaboko Squad’s Relationship HCs. I’ll put a warning for when the smut begins. *!MANGA SPOILERS!* Pilf = Person I would Fuck Notes: Please let me know what you think and feel free to leave requests/Kudos. If I don’t get requests or ideas soon I’ll just work on my “Inner Demons” Douma x Reader book until I do. Personally, Inosuke, Genya, and my QUEEN Kanoe were my favorite to write in this one I got to thinking about my thing for uncut dicks and then I realized that this was the Taisho period … I don’t know if the Japanese practiced it, but if they did it would be a thing only wealthy people indulged in. So in theory- most if not all boys would be uncut. Given the ones who grew up rich like Kyojuro, who would be due to the money to do so.

Tanjiro:

He would be a gentle lover. But I imagine he would take up most of the work in the relationship due to his father and hero complex.

Love the idea of family, he would probably want a LOT of kids.

He would prolly let you rest for a week or two after birth and then get you another one

ALWAYS considerate of your feelings.

He would be clueless to your feelings/ advances towards him at 1st, so you’d have to make the 1st move.

I think it would be a friends-to-lovers scenario with him.

Zenitsu:

He’s a pants pissing coward, a shameless-

No really if you're in a relationship with Nitsu you better be ready for the waterworks. [Tear breathing 1st form-]

I think he would treat you with general respect and love for your well being and mood.

He would bring you flowers or candies if you were upset

Aight maybe this is just me, but Zenitsu is fruity as HELL. So every time you’re like “DAYUM” as a hot guy walks by he’s gonna be like “DAYUM” as well.

If he was in an open relationship, he wouldn’t be a simp to EVERY woman he came across. He might treat them with respect, but to him, you’re his QUEEN.

Inosuke:

Alright it’s time for the king of the mountain.

He would take your confessions as a ‘mate request’ [Or a “Hey court me” proposal] and if he was the one to make the 1st move, I think he would court you like an animal would. [Make a nest, try to cuddle you, burn the kitchen do- make you food]

He would have known of mates from living on the mountain he came from, so I think you’d have to teach him how to act in a human relationship.

ALWAYS hungry. Always. You’d have to keep him fed child style

He would try and challenge anyone whom he thought had interest in you. [Family included]

He would want a medium sized family, I imagine twins or triplets that way he could call them cubs [Idk what baby boars are called T’v’T]

Genya:

He would be scared of you at 1st

He would shy away from you and refuse all help you tried to offer him [Medical, “Here, take this rice cracker”, etc.]

Hell, he might even yell at you like he did Mitsuri in the manga [Dude if a naked pilf came up to me rubbing on all of my muscles in a secluded area I wouldn’t have scared her away. Dudeeee- Tanjiro would’ve hear some clapping from that onsen!]

He would be the shy type, but if you guys were out on the town, he would hold your hand constantly

He would want a family but not one that’s big like tanjiro would. [Maybe one or two kids]

Always considerate of you, I would think his main flaw would be him worrying about making a mistake and making you hate him like his brother.

Kanoe

You would meet by getting injured and sent to the Butterfly Estate.

She would flip her coin to decide whether to say hi or not/ Heads-yes Tails-no.

The coin would inevitably land on heads and you would be approached.

You would be captivated by her every breath.

I figure this would go from simple admiration, to straight up hidden yandere vibes.

You would join her training and she would [Try] to teach you flower breathing, or at least the forms-

If you were in a relationship with her she would not use her coin as much to talk to you.

She would be very accepting of kids; and due to her upbringing, would want to adopt one or two. [Preferably from troubled homes.]

⚠️🔞!NSFW WARNING!🔞⚠️

{I had.. The MOST fun with this bit. Also these are comical and will include inside jokes for Kny content}

Tanjiro:

Oh God .. Ik most people think he would be a bottom but for the sake of these HCs he’s a top/switch.

Ok so I picture him with a slightly above average dick so like 7-8 inches with a small width. But dear reader .. HE CAN USE ALL THEM INCHES JUST RIGHT.

He would probably put Nezuko in another room and then be like “Get yo ass on that futon .. and prepare, for the night of yo-”

No but seriously tho I think he would put everyone outta the room and go in the cuddle-kiss-CLAP sequence

He would definitely fuck with purpose. Babies. My Tanji wants babies. And so the breeding begins [Almost ferally] He will straight up BEDPRESS YO ASS 5 TIMES IN A ROW.

I’m sure he would like you to ride him a few good times.

He would cuddle you for HOURS after while whispering sweet things to you even if you fall asleep. [YOU WILL.]

Zenitsu:

Bottom .. all the way. If you were to initiate a sexual perspective to your relationship he would die on the spot.

He would be gentle. I think he would seek out your pleasure before his own.

His cock would be average [6-7 inches] with average length.

He would be reduced to a moaning mess underneath you after his 1st release.

Very open to experiments in bed. Though his favorite would include dressing up in sexy outfits [Him or you]

Dude honestly- Nitsu in a maid costume with a boob window .. O//O

Nipples .. Suck them , pinch them, bite them. He’ll LOVE it.

Inosuke:

Definetly fucks with purpose. To mate you, have baby boars, be yours.

He’s going to be possessive and maybe a little sadomasochistic.

That dick gonna be 6 inches but THICC. [He gets it from daddy doum-]

Definitely likes leaving hickeys and bites. Your hips are gonna have dark red hand marks on them from how hard you two would go.

I think he might ‘breed’ you 4-5 times every week or two- So your ALWAYS gonna be walking funny 24/7 [Provided you can walk at all-]

He would probably hug you up in possessive cuddles for a nap and then you would wake, and either just cuddle or you’d read him a book.

Genya:

Aight so he’s gonna be the type to use his abilities to full advantage U`v’U. So that extra strength and fangs? Oh yeah he’ll use them

His dick would be 8 inches with a WIDTH to it. Like- no moving for you the next day.

I imagine he would use his demon speed to CLAP your ass.

No walking for you. He would make DAMN sure of that. I think he would like a family being so close to women in general.

He would shy with every praise you threw his way. Personally I see him as a power bottom more than a top.

He would be an after-cuddler for sure. He’ll hold you onward into the next afternoon after yall have sex.

Kanoe

For yall’s 1st time, she would wait until Kocho was out on a mission and then call you to her room. [Separate from the others for noise control~]

She’d ask you if you wanted to engage her in a sexual game involving her coin. One of you calls out a position/activity and then flips the coin. You call it in the air and if it lands on that side you can do that to the other player.

This would quickly become her favorite game to play with you, and you would play it whenever Kocho was away on a mission.

She would have a small patch of hair on her pubic mound but keeps it trimmed.

Gets touchy after you two do any sexual stuff [As if she wasn’t before] Will spoon you as tight as possible.

#kamaboko squad #Kamaboko squad HCs #Fluff

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topperscumslut · 7 months

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ok look this hellsite won’t let me find my post from a few months ago about this guy i went to high school with who was a diehard bo burnham stan yet ironically was the living breathing incarnation of art is dead but it’s been two years since i graduated and i still can’t fully process just how STRANGE this guy was

he was one of the most popular kids at my school and my friend (who had a HUGE crush on him) and i called him trix rabbit cuz he looked like the trix rabbit (yet still managed to be hot?) (yes, i’ll admit, even tho he was very…. interesting, he was still physically attractive)

in the time i knew (or more, knew of) trix rabbit, he

- defended the name redskins for the sports team (idk and idc which sport it is) even after our sociology teacher explained to us that the name was inspired by the bloody scalps of native americans after being brutalized, and then when the teacher showed us a quote of a coach saying basically the exact same thing as this guy had said nearly word for word and basically was like “so you agree with him then?” (not even in a judgy “you’re wrong” sort of way, just asking) he started crying and yelling at our teacher for “comparing him to a racist”

- decided to become a SoundCloud rapper and released a song that was basically a 2019 version of motley crue’s smokin’ in the boys room and a song where he namedropped his ex that he had a very messy and known about breakup with and claimed he “just chose a random name”

- got cast as spot conlon in our school’s production of newsies and did not attend a single rehearsal, show ended up getting canceled cuz of covid before we could recast the role

- was chosen by his class for what was essentially an annual boy’s beauty pageant (that i was very involved in behind the scenes with student council) every year and sang a bo burnham song every single year until his senior year when he went on stage and pretended he was going to sing bohemian rhapsody, had his friend come on stage and smash a glass bottle over his head, realized the “glass” bottle was indestructible and nearly got himself knocked out, and then proceeded to give a powerpoint presentation while on a hoverboard and shave his head on stage

- blocked me on instagram when we had literally only spoken once in my entire high school career (probably cuz he found out i was talking shit about him for being racist)

also my other best friend (later on in high school) and i called him turtle turtle cuz his last name was similar to turtle and he was basically like the school celebrity to us, not in an idolizing or simping for him sorta way but more like he was just a meme to us lmao (prolly why he blocked me)

also bo’s vocals in art is dead specifically sound exactly like his voice and it makes me uncomfy

#so really he was both the tortoise and the hare #bo burnhan #art is dead #words words words #no seriously what the fuck

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usamey · 3 years

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LMAOOO DON'T TELL ME WE BOTH SIMP FOR ELIAS'S DAD (Dr. Stein)

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU TOO??

i see hoe minds think alike 😌😌😌🤝

#you’re prolly the only one who /simp/ simps #but *marge voice* i just think he’s neat :0)#WBWBSNNSNSNDNDNBF #i see you’re a man of culture as well😌#WBSBSBSBSBVSVS #i love how on brand he is for you tho #like- morally gray semi-attractive mad sciencetist guy!! medic or stein- we’ll never know!!#WBSBBSBSVSVSVSVVSBSNDNDNDND #elias watching multiple people come together to simp over his dad: 👁👄👁#WBSBSBNSBSBSVSV

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yuunemi · 2 years

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Fangirling Over Someone Who Shares the Same Name with Him

KUROKO NO BASUKE EDITION

FEATURING : KAGAMI TAIGA + TAKAO KAZUNARI + AKASHI SEIJŪRŌ + HAYAMA KOTARŌ + MIBUCHI REO + HANAMIYA MAKOTO

GENRE : CRACK FLUFF

C/W : IT JUST GETS SUGGESTIVE ON SOME PARTS LIKE KAGAMI, AKASHI, AND MIBUCHI. MENTIONS OF SEX BUT THERE’S NO EXPLICIT CONTENT. ALSO CURSE WARNING ON HANAMIYA’S

LIBRARIAN’S NOTE/S : right this is smth that I have been thinking of ever since I watched KnB. this headcanon is a proof that I simp for too many anime hubandos—ahahaha—

NOTES & REBLOGS ARE ALWAYS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED ^^

PROLOGUE

NONE!

☆ KAGAMI TAIGA ☆

This probably happens with you home alone so you decided to call Kagami and ask him to come over. Cause well you’re alone and want company, but you see he has practice so he told you that he will come over after practice Idk if they have practice on the weekends but Im quite sure they do so let’s say they do

While he was away with practice, you have found a way to entertain yourself. What better way is it to drown yourself in otome games. Fast forward to him arriving, he looks fresh but isn’t so he took a bath first—he used the one next to your room. Now here comes the fun part—you now start fangirling

“TAIGA!! AHHH TAIGA OMG WHY ARE YOU SO HOT AND ATTRACTIVE AND JUST UGHH!!”

When Kagami heard this from the bathroom, HE BLUSHED! He didn’t know if his ego was supposed to be boosted or was he gonna be embarrassed, but your fangirling continued

“TAIGAA NOOO!! DON’T DO THISS!!! TAIGA KIRISAMEE! HUHUHUHU!” Cue Kagami walking out of the bathroom when you shouted Taiga Kirisame now cue him having this face

“Oh Kagami you’re done, I left your clothes there.” Cue this face of Kagami and mentally thinking “You’re calling him by the first name and you’re calling me by my last name.”

Would he be jealous? Depends, if you pay more attention to Taiga Kirisame, he’ll be jealous, but if you decide to pay more attention to him thenn he’d be less jealous prolly just pouty. Go back to calling him by his first name or the nickname you gave him, like you used to then he’ll be fine.

Does he bring up the topic? Depends yet again, if you keep fangirling about the other Taiga then it will be brought up because like I said in the previous point—he’ll get jealous

In the case that the topic is actually brought up, he’s gonna ask about who “Taiga Kirisame” is and since it’s a fictional character then he’s gonna brush it off and, “You don’t need him, you have me.” Since he brought it up, then it’s the only time you realize he actually heard everything you said, and this can end in two ways

If you act embarrassed with blushing red cheeks—then he’ll find it cute and he might even blush himself BUT YOU ARE SAFE if your initial reaction was being shy and embarrassed because he can’t resist you. Now if your initial reaction was nonchalant and gangsta about it like you give him a smirk and tease him then it ends in two ways again

With the right words and teasings, he can get embarrassed by it—make him feel it’s a petty thing to be jealous about then you win but I don’t think he would’ve brought it up in the first place if it was something petty. If it ends with ending no. 2—YOU ARE NOT SAFE because it means that your reaction has also given him an ego-boost somehow in someway Idk how since I'm not Kagami but it has and you're not safe

You have given him a reason to be more possessive of you like honestly if we girls have mood swings then who’s to say guys can’t have one 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyways he practically towers over you like a predator finally catching its prey but don’t worry you get a sweet ending with this because the most he’ll do is take away your breath with a sugar sweet kiss and who knows he might even leave a hickey because it becomes a make-out session

☆ TAKAO KAZUNARI ☆

Out of everyone, I listed here, Takao Kazunari is the MOST CHILL with this situation

He won’t get jealous—especially if it’s a fictional guy. He’s just gonna start acting like a child—even tho he’s already acting like one and be pouty about it

This would happen with you bringing it up to him since I headcanon that he will be interested with the things you share or talk about with him and this is no exception. The two of you are probably hanging out together in his or your house—whose house’s part doesn’t matter for this one

“Hey Kazu, look at this guy, he looks good right?” Then he goes “Yeah he does.” You now have his full attention and you start rambling

“Yeah, so this blonde guy over here is an actor but like he’s also super good at art. He’s super bubbly, friendly, outgoing and super kind too. Like in the game, he can practically vibe with almost anyone—though there’s a reason for that facade of his like his hair was originally black, but that’s another story for next time, BUT BUT YOU KNOW, here’s the fun part…You know what’s his name?”

“Takao Kazunari?” He jokingly said, “Close! But not quite.” So he doesn’t say anything but his face says to continue “It’s MIYOSHI Kazunari. The fun part about is that he actually reminded me of you, of course you two are different people but you know what I mean.”

Cue his pouting and him clinging onto you, “I bet you he can’t play basketball like me.” You laugh at him and his cuteness

“Pfft, ahahahaha! Yeah, I know. Don’t worry, you’ll always be my Kazunari.” You told him while pinching his cheek

You can expect him to be pouty and clingy throughout the day

You found it cute and liked it but you soon regretted it because you literally could not go anywhere without him clinging onto you—doesn’t matter to him on how he will cling—anyway is feasible for him as long as he is clinging onto you

Bathroom breaks? You literally just stood up and he goes “Y/NNNNNNNN” and he starts whining

The only good thing about it though, is that it only lasts until the day, he goes back to normal the next day—unless you bring it up again or bring up someone else with the same name as him so ✨ b r i n g i t u p a t y o u r o w n r i s k ✨ but if you do it intentionally he’ll notice it and he will also intentionally be extra clingy so once again I advise you ✨ b r i n g i t u p a t y o u r o w n r i s k ✨ (2)

☆ AKASHI SEIJŪRŌ ☆

You are something, you must be very brave to do this to the Scary Akashi. To the Kind Akashi though, you should be fine like probably less endangered since he won’t be holding any scissors or anything of the like.

Okay jokes aside, you would probably be sleeping over at his place since it’s the weekend so why not stay over. Let’s say that it’s Saturday, Akashi and his team has practice but you’re already at his house so why not continue watching Haikyuu while waiting for his arrival. Time skip to night time and you guys are just doing your nightly routines before going to sleep

Your friend calls, keeping in mind you are done with your routine and your just hanging in the room. So your friend calls and you two start talking about whatever comes into mind then CUE YOU fangirling about Haikyuu

“Okay but Season 2–I love it ESPECIALLY BECAUSE of Nekoma and Fukurodani but like let’s talk about the owls—yeah—like Bokuto was so cute in his emo mode—BUT AKAASHI THO! I legit love how he just predicted all of those in a span of a short time. Yeah? Yeah. He looks so charming—ackk! He’s the quiet but smart type. Mhm! Mhm!”

Akashi SEIJURO on the other hand—happened to walk by when you shouted Akaashi’s name. He of course thought it was him since they sound the same but don’t spell the same—but he doesn’t know that. YET, so he stops by and listens in. It warms his heart to hear that you’re “praising” him behind his back……or so he thought

“His black hair looks so fuzzy but fluffy—what I’d give you ruffle Akaashi Keiji’s hair.” Yeah, you can just imagine this scene but with Akashi then your friend goes “You sure you should be fangirling about Akaashi Keiji in your boyfriend Akashi Seijuro’s house? You sure about that? Like that’s a wise decision?”

“Weeeelll, he isn’t in the room right now soo—besides I will end up fangirling Haikyuu to him anyways—one of these days. Nothing gets past him soooo—.” You replied. yeah don’t worry Y/N you already did but you just don’t know about it yet

“If you say so, alright, goodnight!” The call ends and THIS NOW GO IN TWO WAYS

So if this happened with Scary Akashi, I can assure you that you wouldn’t be able to say what you said in the seventh point, because before you can even continue you can already hear scissors snipping he would’ve already walked in the room with a face saying “I heard everything, I don’t need any explanations.”

The scissors were just jokes—he isn’t holding any or anything of the like but I can assure you that scary Akashi doesn’t get jealous but gets possessive. He probably marks you just to remind you to whom you belong—contrary to popular belief that he will rail you. I think Scary Akashi respects you and your boundaries unless you’ve given him the go signal or you guys are married

Then if this happens with Kind Akashi like after his defeat at Winter Cup then I can assure you that you will still be able to end the call with your friend and say your line at the seventh point. I can also assure you that he won’t get jealous nor will he be as possessive as Scary Akashi—like he probably does but more subtly I suppose. He will casually walk in the room after the call ends then he will act as if he didn’t hear anything at all. Like you won’t even know he heard everything not until lights out

Like you know you guys are snuggled up together about to sleep. Then he spoons you so his mouth is next to your ear and he whispers “The next time you want to ruffle my hair, just ask. It won’t be as fluffy as Akaashi’s but I assure you it’s reachable and smoother than his.” Then kisses your cheek, you try to face him with your blushing cheeks to confront him but he has an iron grip so it’s gonna be another conversation for the future

☆ HAYAMA KOTARŌ ☆

Out of everyone I listed here, he is the absolute CUTEST and MOST PRECIOUS you can’t convince me otherwise bc I love him

This precious little Cheetah over here is gonna be so jealous and pouty, I headcanon it. He’s gonna act like a child about it even though he already acts like one (2)

Similar to Takao, you probably bring this up to him since I headcanon once again that he is one of those lover’s who gets interested with their s/o’s interests and hobbies and since I wanna change it up. Let’s say you and Hayama were watching Haikyuu together and you guys are watching the Land VS Sky OVA

Keeping in mind that this will be Hayama’s first time actually watching Haikyuu with you. He has heard of it from you since you would ramble it to him and he will be genuinely interested, he would want to watch it with you but his schedule can’t keep up so you have to recap it to him whenever you guys actually have the chance to and this was his very first chance

The both of you are snuggled up together and whose house you guys are at—doesn’t matter—once again because it’ll still be your laptop that you guys are watching from and the two of you will watch it on the bed with you sitting in between his legs. He’s hugging you close from behind—bonus points if you’re wearing something of his or given by him

So as the two of you begin watching sometimes you’d have to remind him or give him a little context on who is who. Now Bokuto comes in the picture you’re gonna be like “There that’s him, he’s the character I’ve been telling you about that shares the same name as you—Bokuto Kōtarō.” You actually pause the movie and fangirl a bit “He’s also super energetic like you except the animal he represents is an owl I mean like look at his hair and eyes.”

So Hayama finds it amusing in the beginning and he just chuckles at you well “in the beginning” like in the beginning he found it amusing whenever your eyes lit up when Bokuto would appear on the screen. He found it cute, he really did but at some point, it ticked him off because your whole attention was devoted to Bokuto, even after the movie ended, it was still Bokuto this and Bokuto that

“Wait till you see him in his Emo-Mode, Kou. Hold on lemme search it up, it’s just too cute and hilarious.” You rambled and went to youtube to search it up and show it to him. Hayama on the other hand could feel your adoration for Bokuto radiating too much, he didn’t need to even look or ask because it was that intense. You notice that he was silent, so when you turn to look at him. There was a pout forming on his lips

Since your phone was nearby, you grabbed it and took a snap of his face. Poking each side of his cheeks, you said, “Aww, Ko, you don’t need to be so jealous.” He then replies, “How can I not be jealous when—.” but you cut him off with a sweet peck on the lips, “There? Did that wipe off your jealousy.” You asked, “You’re gonna have to try much better than that.” He answered, still pouting. So you did and peppered his face with sweet pecks

The back and forth continued for an hour or so with you asking, “There?” but he only answered with a no, but each time it he says it, a smile slowly forms on his lips. It was a super duper wholesome and sweet moment ah if only it were real, but alas they are but fictional “Don’t worry Hayama Kotarou, you don’t need to get jealous everytime I fangirl. It’s a normal occurrence whenever I watch anime and the only guy I’ll ever belong to is you my hyper—eccentric—boyfriend of a cheetah.” Then peck his lips

You will get two possible reactions, the first one—he gets extra affectionate with you and get more lovey-dovey with each other like he just gives you a bone-crushing hug. Then the second one you may get is him actually pouting “Is that suppose to make me feel better or was it an insult.” Then you repeat the back and forth at the previous point or maybe both if he gets distracted with you calling to be his only until he realizes how you described him

☆ MIBUCHI REO ☆

Mibuchi Reo is the calmest out of everyone, his reaction will be the calmest and the sexiest or most seductive one, out of every guy I have listed here so for this scenario let’s say you two are in college and like two or three years into the relationship so you two decided to take it to the next level and move in together

Although for this scenario, he’s gonna panic a bit thanks to your shouting but this can happen in any day and like any time of the day is feasible because the two of you live in together. So he could be just in the study room next door or in the living room heck anywhere in the house since the apartment isn’t too big and we shout like super loud in this headcanon so anywhere isn’t a problem either

Heck this can even happen while he just arrived from classes, part time job, an errand or just outside in general and suddenly you just start screaming and fangirling, he will immediately run to see what’s the problem cause you would be shouting like “OH GEEZ!! REO!! ACKK REOO!! DJSOANSONAOQNSOA REO MIKAGE REO MIKAGE AGHHHH!!!!”

Now cue MIBUCHI Reo’s entrance when you said or well shouted Reo Mikage the scene sounds familiar? No you’re hearing things now MIBUCHI Reo enters the scene and he sees you facing the computer with a manga of a soccer player shown on screen. He literally lets out a sigh of relief, glad that you weren’t endangered or anything of the like

So if you happen to do that while he is around the house, expect that he will drop whatever he’s doing just to rush to you. Cooking? Turns off the stove. Washing the dishes or anything of the like? Rinses his hand and turns off the water. Cleaning? Sets aside the broom and dustpan. Folding clothes? Sets aside the clothe being folded. Whether he does this messily or neatly will depend on the tone of your shout and what you shout

If you happen to do this while he just got back from outside? Yes, he will still drop whatever he may be holding or if nothing, expect him to just lock the door and may or may not messily take off his shoes. He’s holding the groceries? Immediately set aside. Carrying his bag? Boom set aside too or well if he’s too exhausted he may just remove his shoes and carry it with him but expect the exhaustion on his face to be wiped off and be replaced with worry

“My, my, Y/N-chan! You’re gonna give me a heart attack if you shout like that out of nowhere.” He finally spoke up, so you face him and say “Ah, sorry Reo.” With a sheepish smile and who knows maybe even with lightly blushing cheeks. Yeah so he’s so calm when he says that but then he suddenly turns to a complete 180. So like he calmly approach you but you feel that his aura changed

Then he just says, “Don’t think, I didn’t hear you shouting a man’s name.” Then he pauses for a brief moment but HIS EYES NEVER LEAVE YOURS and you can imagine his voice much deeper or much mature than usual, “In fact, you shouldn’t be doing that. Especially when the man shares the same name with your lover.” Okay by this time his face is inches from yours THEN

“Shall I punish you tonight and see which Reo will you be shouting or shall I do it now?” HE LEGIT WHISPERED IT INTO YOUR EAR and your face is so red that it put Kagami’s and Akashi’s red hair into shame. You were ✨ s p e e c h l e s s ✨ and like he notices this and he teases you and say “Y/N-chan your face is so red, you must be thinking of something dirty.”

The whole thing was just to really tease you because your actual punishment was tickles. He intentionally turned you on just as a payback for giving him a heart attack only to see your fangirling with a guy who shares the same name as him. So he catches you off guard and just starts tickling you to death.

You were laughing so hard, you barely managed to escape him from your chair but who are you kidding? This man was a basketball player, Im pretty sure he still keeps shape so he just effortlessly caught you. The tickling still continued but you two are on the bed so atleast it’s more comfy.

You were laughing and giggling while shouting in between “R-REO!! REO!! MIBUCHI REO! STOP I LEARNT MY LESSON SO PLEASE STOP.” With you laughing and breaking in between. So it soon stops and he says “Good, as it should be.” I hope you did learn your lesson that whenever you fangirl, you shouldn’t shout unless you wanna get punished again—but whether something happens later nighttime, depends on your imagination

☆ HANAMIYA MAKOTO ☆

Ah yes, so what exactly are you doing and thinking Y/N-san? He is the scariest and most threatening one, out of everyone I listed but not to a point it’s life threatening. He chose to date you so he cares for you, probably—well for you to do this to him, you’re gonna be far into the relationship so it means that he’s serious about you unless you give him reason to dump you then its on you so I don’t see him doing anything to endanger your life

So the scenario here will probably happen to you chilling in his house on a Friday while he practice, since that’s what he told you to do, plus I don’t think that him going over to your house after practice is a not so good idea. So you’re just chilling in his somewhat neat room, I don’t think Hanamiya is a super messy person, the messiest he probably can get are stacks of dirty clothes and a few misplaced things because of laziness

So you’re now in his room and while waiting, we’re gonna say there’s nothing to study about because we don’t want that. Since it’s so boring to do nothing while waiting, you read fanfics of Free! SPECIFICALLY Makoto TACHIBANA so you read, read, read and read until Hanamiya arrives from practice and this is the first thing he hears from you when he enters his room

“AHH!! MAKOTO HUHUHU FRIGGIN MAKOTO TACHIBANA WHY ARE YOU SO *fake sniffing* CARING HUHUHUHU—unlike a certain flower boy I know.” You cried out but of course you mumbled the last part, but Hanamiya still managed to hear it, and so. The scene can now officially go in two ways

Way number one is if he arrives feeling tired but NOT GRUMPY. The most you can get from him is “Tch. I come back from practice and the first thing I see is my stupid girlfriend crying over someone who shares the same name with me.” Insert his usual smirking face so you have two options, the first one is if your feeling bold and you ignore him and continue on with fangirling. Then there becomes two options again, if he’s in the mood, he’ll ignore you too and whoever cracks first will depend.

In the case that you crack first, just swallow up your pride, put your phone down, cling and coax him. “Come onn, Makotoo Hanamiyaaa. Im sorry alreadyy~~” Then he’s gonna go, “Oh, so now that your tired of your new toy, you’re go back to your old one?” Then you reply, “*dramatic gasp* Don’t tell me, my Makoto Hanamiya is jealous?” Yeah taunt him like that and ur dead nojkjk—Im half joking, Hanamiya is honestly too unpredictable—

“Who’re you calling jealous? stupid” He replies, and yes he isn’t jealous, I don’t see him being jealous over someone fictional he probably finds it petty and disgusting, but he’s just annoyed that something has stolen your attention but he will NEVER admit it. He will stop ignoring you at some point with enough coaxing and clinging—he has a soft spot for you—“a small one”, or so he says. He’ll probably be, “Alright stupid, since you’re smart enough to leave your new toy because Im better, I’ll give you the attention your craving.”

In the case he does crack first or doesn’t bother to ignore you which is very rare because he’s too prideful, either way, this is where the second option comes in. He will snatch your phone from you and toss it elsewhere or if he’s not feeling too mean, he’ll just put it away. He grabs you and then boom you are in the bed trapped in his arms, wrapped in a comforter. “Mako—what the—“ but he just says “Shut up and let me sleep.” and it’s moment like these that you cherish the most

Now for way number two, if he arrives tired and GRUMPY, he’s literally gonna go. “If you wanted a caring boyfriend then you shouldn’t have dated me, dumbass.” He will drop his bag and storm off to somewhere else in his house with an angry looking face. Well Y/N, you only get one choice for this. Yes, you apologize to him, but wait for a minute or so. Like gather yourself first while he cools down, you’re gonna have to be the mature one here even though you always have to and have always been

So after collecting yourself or letting a minute or so for Hanamiya to cool down you gotta do this or he might accidentally hurt you out of anger so you leave the room and let’s say you found him in the living room. “Mako..?” No reply, “Makoto.” You say again and slowly go near him, “What do you want? Stupid.” Is his reply, so you sit beside him and say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that. Practice didn’t go well?” Out of annoyance he will answer, “Yeah, no shit Sherlock.” That’s your cue to say your last lines and leave

“Look, I really am sorry. I didn’t mean to make you feel undeserving, a jerk or whatever you want to call it, but I chose you because you’re you, as cheesy as it sounds, that’s how I feel. So I’m gonna be in the room waiting once you’re done gathering yourself.” Then boom you go, I don’t advice staying since he won’t utter a word and it will be awkward. He might even walk out on you

Though in the rarest case that he quickly cooled off and silently wants affection, he’ll grab your hand and mutter “Y/N, m’s’ry too.” He’s working on it but its an improvement then he’ll hold you and you two bask in silence. If he does take a long time to cool off since it was his pride that was hit here. You’ll probably end up sleeping in his bed or do something else to take it off your mind. He’ll mutter the same sorry and it’ll be peaceful for the rest of the time

!! DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE ELSE !! THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YUUNEMI !! IT DOESN’T CLAIM TO OWN THE CHARACTERS THAT BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS !!

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Just a few things to talk about here: lengthy 😩

Levi being a 2 in teamwork meaning he never had chemistry while fighting alongside others, like ever. But then mikasa happened. As if isayama spelled it out for us that Levi and mikasa’s connection is so special, particularly to Levi, from the beginning. So now you realise that Levi has experiences with mikasa that he has NEVER had before with anyone, ever.

So you have seen this picture before but I’d like to take the time to dig deep into this. It’s from erens point of view and it most likely shows how he remembers these characters to be most of the time. Connie and admin being playful with each other, Sasha laughing at them, floch and marlo talking and hitch (?) just existing there because eren prolly never interacted with her.

Hanji in the background smiling at the group and Erwin giving them a soft smile. However there’s something particular about both Levi and jean isn’t it? Yeah you guessed it, both of them are looking at mikasa’s direction. ( I saw a post where they were trying so hard to refuse the FACT that Levi was looking at mikasa, even though they acknowledged that Jean was. 🤥🤥)

And lastly mikasa softly smiling at eren. You can clearly see Jean being glaring at that and the fact that isayama drew ALL of their eyes so crystal clear EXCEPT both Levi and Jean,,,, gets me. So you’re going to draw faces of people being themselves but what purpose does it serve you to draw both Levi’s and Jean’s( Jean who is a known mikasa simp) face looking at mikasa’s direction but not draw their eyes ( pupils ) clear? Was it forshadowing their mutual feelings towards her? Since “eyes are the window to the soul” and the drawing does not allow for us to get a clear view of their eyes was isayama implying that both Levi and Jean had hid their feelings for her?

Of course jeans face has a certain darkness to it because everybody is aware of his unrequited love and isayama does little to hide that. But notice how both Levi and his faces are tilted in a way. And the most obvious connection to both Jean and Levi are the way Levi is positioned almost in a line behind Jean, which creates a vector line from their eyes leading straight to mikasa.

Let's talk about this shall we? See how by placing the dark haired people on the front and centre has created a salient within this frame? Yeah the rest of the people in there are either blonde or light haired, Isayam placed each character there with a purpose. Now I'm not saying the 4 heads makes it look like a heart shape but that's excatly what I'm SEEING. maybe, just maybe this was a forshadowing of mikasa's choice, since she was placed in the middle of both Levi and Eren. Eren, whose face is not placed on the same level as Mikasa and Levi could possibly represent "dream" or a reality which would be hard for Mikasa to reach, therefore giving a hint of chapter 138 and mikasa's headache AU.

Whereas Levi, despite his height, face is on the same level as mikasa's. A form of equality, sameness, familiarity and most importantly symbolising reality.

Since he isn't hard to reach from where is Mikasa is placed. And lastly Gabi, we have all seen rivamika parental mode kicking in the recent chapters and here Gabi being in between Levi and her could possibly hint their parenthood, an option that will only be available if Mikasa choose reality: Levi. Therefore Gabi representing quiet simply Levi and mikasa's possible kid. Ackerbaby 👶

This panel, I'm dying to talk about this.most important question: is it Levi's tears that's falling?

I have stared at this for houRS, and I still don't have an unbiased answer. Although most would discard this as spit or sweat Levi probably has from yelling, I'm not fully convinced by it. Maybe it's my desparate rivamika mind that's refusing to let it go but how would spit or sweat end up where his bandage is?

On the too right corner we see multiple drops but why would anything but a tear be where you can see that single droplet of water on his bandages? It's literally so suspicious which is why isayama makes me mad, he teases so much and so subtly. He doesn't show Levi's eyes there, he could have, to emphasize on Levi's level of worry which could have been more effective when reading his expression and yet isayama chose to show his widened mouth to showcase Levi's anxiety.

I'm still debating on this however there's no mistaking it that Levi cares for Mikasa more than anyone.

Which brings me to this:

The similarities that I can not call parallels just yet, between erehisu and rivamika is really comforting as cruel it maybe to mikasa and historia. Levi is willing to have historia eat the beast titan without remorse, without thinking. Where as eren as we all know will do anything but sacrifice historia. Yes, anything. Even if it means putting mikasa ( and admin) on the boat as everyone else and letting them do whatever they want. In a way both of them are treating both mikasa and historia the same way.

Note Levi’s eyes while talking about historia almost looks psychotic which is unlike Levi and his eyes while looking at mikasa.

Eren who is pressed down to one single choice which might risk mikasa’s life but he won’t sacrifices historia. Protecting her.

Levi who decides to help mikasa has made a choice without any regret, relying on her.

And as for their respective person, both eren and Levi’s gesture and behaviour changes when they are around them. As eren said historia is the girl who saved him and the same way mikasa is the who may bring meaning into Levi’s life. I feel like these two couple has always developed together, take s3 aka rivamika season 🥵

The same way rivamika found trust and a way to bond, so did eren and historia. In their own way they. It’s funny because both of their development are so weirdly ignored by the aot general fandom, gee I wonder why 😒 anyway through these similarities or whatever you may call it you can really see who they each really care for and value over the other.

Lastly

LMAO idk how much people considers pieck and Porco canon as potential lovers but this shot of porco really reminded me of Levi’s jealous look. Not to mention pieck resembled mikasa with that ponytail

Although I support jeanpiku I always had this feeling that porco and pieck might have been shipped together and they are, in this scene ( I haven’t watched the ep) I ASSUME porco is looking at her this way because of these men around looking at her and blushing, well it does resemble another grumpy old man. Anyway I’ll never shut up about that scene with both historia and Levi looking at their partners, jealous and shit 💆‍♀️💅💅💅

Okay I’m done talking for now, thank you again for reading as always idk what this post was tbh I didn’t have it planned at all I just really wanted to talk about these that’s been on mind to spark new conversations about them.

I just wanna say I wish i was part of this fandom sooner, not only does this fandom has the best theorists but also such amazing people. I hope our shitposting and analysis of rivamika will not end with chapter 139. Rivamika will always make me happy and this place will always feel like home, thank you for creating this community 😭💜💜💜💜

#rivamika #levimika #rivamikacanon #rivamika analysis #isayama please #ackerbaby

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kumquats-are-gay · 3 years

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Hey, you can't keep putting a cute evil doctor on my dash and not introduce him to me. Let us in on the fun!

Hshehejhdndh I felt really bad bc I know a lot of people don’t like spam on their dash but I literally could not help myself. I almost made a side blog just so I could spam w/o clogging up anybody’s Tumblrs. But I was also secretly hoping that by reblogging so much of this guy, one or some of y’all would eventually get intrigued and it seems like my secret evil plan has worked >:))) prepare yourself for a novel I am so sorry-

He’s from a horror game called Scrutinized made by Reflect Studios, the same game devs that made Welcome to The Game and its sequel Welcome to The Game 2, which were fairly popular a while back and are also of the horror genre. All three of these games are home invasion type games. They also made Rides With Strangers (still incomplete) and another game I think, but I can’t recall the name. All of these games take place in the same universe.

In WtTG 1 & 2, you basically explore the deep web trying to find clues to find a missing woman, and the whole time you’re also trying to keep yourself safe from killers who find you on the deep web and try to break in and GETCHA!

Scrutinized is a bit different though, because you’re not exploring the deep web but instead trying to find a criminal by going through reports and hacking into people’s phones. In this game there are only two killers you have to be wary of. One of them is The Kidnapper, and the other is the dude I’ve been reblogging so much of teehee

This bastard. His name is Tanner Grayton, and I’m not entirely sure what his “story” is, but he’s a doctor type serial killer and he’s smug and cheeky asf. He actually makes for some pretty humorous jump scares and even death scenes. He injects the protagonist, who is named Luna, with a syringe as a game over scene if he manages to break in and catch you. If you beat the game on Normal mode, the end shows him knocking Luna out before she wakes up in a dark room sitting across from Tanner. For some reason, he gives Luna information to help her find the killer she’s been looking for all this time instead of killing her, and he seems to hold an odd fascination with her. Not a lot is known about this guy, but people started simping (and even still some simp, like myself) hard for him when the game came out. Prolly ‘cause he looks clean asf (IMO at least). But uh, yeah!

My single brain cell went “hot evil doctor, unga bunga” and it just went from there hsshhshshshsh I’m so glad you were at least intrigued :’^)

#scrutinized #welcome to the game #welcome to the game 2 #wttg #wttg 2 #welcome to the game 3 #wttg 3 #tanner grayton

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sachirou-senpai · 4 years

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hello 😼😼 can i request atsumu, sakusa and komori w a chubby s/o who is constantly bringing herself down and j overall super insecure,,, im not sure if ur okay w this but if u arent then pls ignore it im sorry!!

i loved the kitty emoji hehe 😼😼

this is a very wholesome request,,, be prepared for wholesomeness.

okay, you ready? buckle in!!

atsumu

he's smitten omg

prolly meets you at a party or something

he's like "oh shitttt, okay"

definitely tries to hook up with you lmao

if you're not comfortable, he wouldn't care, he'd just go at your pace

he's just a guy with a crush, he'll do whatever for you

and then he spends more time with you

and then it's not a crush anymore

because he's in love

very rushed and flustered confession

thank the Lord you accepted, he was very nervous

but now you're dating!!

yay!!!!!

atsumu probably wouldn't get it at first

but if you told him? oh my god, he's gonna be your personal hypeman

like, he was already your hypeman before

but now he's a lot more specific

and endearing

and it's like really cute 🥺🥺🥺

he wants to show you off to the world- and he does but he always makes sure that you have the final say in what everyone else sees, he never wants to make you uncomfortable

he literally never makes fun of you, ever.

he's joking, sure, but like i said, never wants to make you upset and uncomfortable

fuck he's so cute with you

body worship?

mmhmm.

surprisingly sappy dirty talk?

mmhmm.

cute love confessions before bed?

mmhmm.

he's a lil dirty, so he always wants you to ride him because he fucking loves seeing you on top of him.

oh, and you're sitting on his face, he doesn't give a fuck how chubby you are

and he always holds ur hand.

wherever u are

he likes being attached to you. 🥺🥺

he's real cute smh

sakusa

literally does not understand fatphobia.

yeah, he knows what it means and is pretty well versed in the subject, but he just doesn't get it

why the fuck do people think fat people aren't pretty?

aren't gorgeous?

stunning?

sexy????

he literally thinks you're the hottest person he's ever met omg

(he's biased, but only cause he's head over heels in love with you)

was absolutely starstruck the moment he saw you

probably stopped walking for a sec lmao

atsumu was like "Omi? You coming? What's up- oh. Oh. Yeah. They're hot as fuck, okay, damn. You gonna go for it?"

Sakusa just nods once.

And the rest was history

Anyway, he notices you're insecure pretty quick. You don't even have to verbalize it for him to know.

I firmly believe Sakusa's love language is acts of service, so he'd show you his love for you and all of your body by doing things for you.

will buy you the clothes he sees you eyeing, but not buying because you're not sure if you'd be pretty enough for them

will still get you your favorite foods to cheer you up

once he literally brought you a puppy to hold when you felt super insecure

cause like, puppies don't know what insecurities are

and they'd love you anyway.

wait, here's how the interaction goes:

"Omi, why'd you bring me a dog?"

"What's that saying people use sometimes? Talking about dogs and men?"

"All men are dogs?"

"Yes, that. Anyway, see how he's all over you? And see how I'm a man?"

"Yes?"

"Well we're the exact same. I'm all over you."

"Omi-"

"Not literally, but emotionally, yes. And I try to show it in other ways. Does it work?"

"Omi?"

"Yes?"

"I love you."

cue a big dopey smile from sakusa

"I love you too"

komori

komori notices you right away, and oh my god

he thinks you're perfect

literally perfect

he must get to know you

literally walks right up to you and is super friendly and introduces himself all nice and then just..

can't

his brain is a string of

"ohmygodsoprettyhelphelpohgodwhatdoidoahhh"

help this poor boy, please. please.

he thought absolutely nothing through. just was like:

WOOOH PRETTY PERSON OKAYYY GOTTA TALK

anyway, he barely managed to ask for your number, which you gave him, and a few dates later y'all were dating!!

he's such a cute boyfriend omg

(i just hc him as a really insecure person)

he gets the insecurity

and tell you it's okay, it's valid, and that he loves you so, so much.

he's the one to not try and fix it, just be there

when he complements you, he makes you look him in the eyes every time, because he wants you to see all the love in his eyes

he gives you lots of compliments and they're all so sincere

will hold your hand in public if he notices you getting fidgety and closed off 🥺🥺

oh my god, he's literally so in love with you what the hell

it's unreal

the love in his eyes?? so, so, so sweet and so so so pure

hhhng you're the love of his life and damnit he's gonna treat you like it

also i think he's really into chubby girls? and boys? and nb people?? he just, ugh, loves them.

this is so cuteeeee

i'm not a fat person myself, so if i said something offensive, first of all, pardon my ignorance, and second of all, CORRECT ME, I'LL CHANGE IT

taglist: @warmbearhugs @beanst0ck @your-local-abyss @oof-she-needs-therapy @tendouthighs @oyasenpai @senkuwu-chan @lovetsuki @kuroos-babie @keijination @multisun @sstardusty @lilidrawz @bbakougo @samwrights @crocyoota @currentconcern @nekxrizawa

+ @sckusa cause sakusa is in this and i know you're a simp

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angelthebedsheet · 4 years

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Ok but like imagine a 6’8 black girl walking into karasuno gym while the in practice.

a/n: oooh alr this gonna be a headcannon

lets get it!

okay so ms girl you have some backstory.... some LORE

you used to be apart of the third year gang before you had to transfer schools

the boys + kiyoko really missed you yk?

so today you finally came back to karasuno

esp asahi bc you were his home girl

you already knew your way around and saw some of your old classmates from year one

now baby you are a tall girl

like taller than asahi girl

ya legs were lookin real beautiful

now you were on your way to suprise your babies

you knocked on that gym door and suga peeks his head out like

“hello? who is i— MY BABYLOVE!”

this nigga screamed that shit so loud the third years were ALERTED

there’s only one babylove and thats YOU honey

suga damn near jumps you

like he hasnt seen you in so LONG

“i missed you suga! im back for good now!”

“missed you too!! thats amazing!! also. WHY DIDNT YO ASS VISIT ME EARLIER? I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE SUMMER LAST FUCKIN YEAR.”

sugamama’s out and he got your ear.

now kiyoko heard ya voice and that girl was zooming

suga and kiyoko pull you into the gym

second years and first years went

DAMNNNNNNN

asahi ran over there and tackled you in a big ass hug

now there’s a doggy pile of third years

and the rest have never been so confused

they havent even gotten a good look at you bc you got JUMPED by the third years

they deadass dropped their shit to get to you

“babylove its been so long!!” - kiyoko

this alr made nishi and tanaka go like 🤨🕶🤏🏽

like “whom?”

how you managed to avoid them is beyond me but girl you got your ways even tho yous a big bitch

kageyama deadass dont really care that much bc volleyball why tf this rando just bust up in here and take the third years....

n e ways

eventually they pull you up

they’re like DAMNNNNN again

bc GIRL YOU TALL TALL

like you can actually give asahi a forehead kiss

(which you have bc aint no damn way if i was in the third year gang i wouldnt give them affection poor baby prolly touch starved)

nishinoya and tanaka’s simp reflexes have kicked in they are def about to say some lightskin ass shit

daichi’s alr on defense

“ahnt ahnt let me introduce her. COACH UKAI can we take a min to introduce her?”

“...fine whatever just dont take too long”

“alr bet”

(i hc daichi, tanaka, and asahi got that negro in em so if you dont like that then suck my dick and you may think bc i am a woman i dont have one but i have a pink di—)

they introduce you

“this is l/n y/n. she was a first year manager with kiyoko until she had to transfer but now she’s back!” goodlooks suga

“any questions?”

“how are you so tall?” hinata

“ask another dumb question like that and i swear to GOD hinata.” sugamama

“can you play volleyball?” kageyama

“yeah i can. i play with ushijima”

I BEG YOUR DAMN PARDON?

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI??? THE MAN WITH THE POWERFUL SERVE???

“what 😀” asahi

“can SHE PLAY WITH US????” - hinata

tsukishima cant even talk shit bc you really could rock his ass

he gotta look up at you he dont want no smoke lmaoaoao

they were just hounding you with questions now and suga a lil peeved bc damn yall cant pay attention in class and ask all these questions but as soon as our babylove comes in yall suddenly got shit to say? 🚶🏽‍♂️

“she’s hot, tall and plays volleyball? i mean shit l/n senpai...” - nishinoya’s thirsty ass

“ahnt I THINK THE FUCK NOT?” - daichi

oop

during this kiyoko just pulls you to the bench so you can just chat with da girlz

aka her and yachi

yachi fumbling and stumbling

like mamas you lookin real scrum-dilly-ious

“i-im yachi hitoka! nice to meet you senpai”

you’ve already adopted her

“i love you now. kiyoko can i take her in”

“she isnt a stray animal babylove.”

yachi’s a lil like???? yall got a poly thang happenin? is this whats going on?

you saw the confusion in her eyes

“they call me babylove since i used to act like like a lovin mother to em and i had a baby face”

(i suffer from baby face syndrome and istg if someone says i look like a lil kid one more time i’m gonna pop off like the fourth of july fym i look like a lil kid bitCH GET OUTTA MY FA— lemme stop being so aggressive in these)

“ooooh”

now we all know nishinoya is DOWN with the melanin.... and you sittin with the gorls lookin all... tasteful and melaninated.

is melaninated a word? i dont know but i will continue to use it even if it isnt

now he suddenly sitting beside you

“hey mamas”

excuse me? i beg your pardon?

“uh hello?”

stage 1 complete he’s now your simp lmao

“you’re beautiful”

“nishinoya if you dont get yo clown ass the FUCK up over here” daichi’s black ass and sugamama

“dAMN I CANT DO SHIT IN THIS FAMILY”

yeah they missed you and you def played volleyball

they made the mistake of letting you play on the team with daichi, suga, and asahi

you bodied they asses

even coach ukai had to hold in that snicker

you damn near beheaded hinata with that spike

that boy hit a note so high ms. ariana grande was given a run for her money

“YESSIRRRRRR” - you

the slangs are out and kageyama has never been so confused

static? bum ass bitch? tf that shit mean

(ny slang be confusing me too homie its alright)

yall right after they lost

but yeah eventually the first years warmed up to you

as soon as you affectionately patted kageyama’s head he was done for

that boy is ✨t o u c h s t a r v e d ✨

you fussed over yama and tsukki and they were sold

yama bc you were really sweet

tsuki? same reason but he aint telling you he said “im taking that shit to the fucking GRAVE”

das all bc baby im blanking out and i’m doing stupid like kaminari after he short circuits

#x black reader #haikyuu headcannons #haikyuu x black reader #haikyuu x reader #x female reader #haikyuu #karasuno x reader #karasuno #unrelated but coach ukai is so mf fine??? hello sir i may be asthmatic but i can risk it for you king #lemme not get him a case LMAOAOAOAOAA

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ecoamerica · 23 days

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ac3id · 3 years

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hii!! congrats on 2k followers 💌 well deserved! can i request goshiki wid filming the reader without consent? prolly while they are having sex && he’s jus using heavy degradation on her and continuing to make her feel worthless

yes i love this,,, goshiki do be kinda underrated.

tw/ noncon, filming w/o consent, degradation, yandere, blowjob

“i don’t see you that way. sorry. but we can still be friends! you’re like a brother to me!”

your bitter sweet voice ringed in his head. it had been weeks since you had rejected him, yet he still found himself playing the ‘bestfriend’.

he sat on your bed next you and listened to you complain about your friend. in all honesty, he felt stupid. goshiki was not that stupid, he was aware about how ridiculous it looked: talking to you after- thinking he still has a chance after the millionth time you said. he is aware that he is what people call a ‘simp’. he’s not proud of it but he can’t help himself either. he loves you and he hates to see you in any sort of pain.

“i just don’t get why he’s always so...ignorant of me. am i doing something wrong?” you turn to him, hurt in your eyes.

he knows exactly what you need. you need someone who cares for you, appreciates you. you need someone who loves you and he loves you. you need him. you can never admit it, but the ‘dream’ guy you keep dreaming about is no one other than tsutomu goshiki. he’s the man who’ll keep you happy, won’t take you for granted but unfortunately you can’t see that.

“i just wish he was more....i wish he cared for me more.”

“maybe you should break up with him, be with someone who cares.” his friends always made fun of him for still hanging out with you, they pathetic. maybe they were right.

“no..i think he’ll get around.” you sighed. “you’re so nice. i wish he was like you.” you looked at goshiki, losing yourself into his dark eyes. you leaned forward, your face falling closer to his. goshiki felt his heart stammer in his heart. were you about to kiss him?

“you’re such a nice guy. how are you still single?” you asked instead, the sickening sweet smile plastered across your face. goshiki took a moment to process his disappointment before his feelings turned into rage. he took a good look at you. you knew what you were doing.

“because you want to date some fucktard who does not give two shits about you.” he snaps. your eyes widen and you feel your heart breaking, what just happened? goshiki stared at your pained expression, and for twisted cause- he felt good about. he just hurt you and he liked it.

he grabbed your wrist. “you’re so fucking stupid.” he said bringing you closer to him, making you sit between his legs. you try to pull your hand away but he’s much stronger.

“what are you doing?” you start to panic, your heart racing. goshiki was one man you trusted with your life. there was no way he was going to hurt you, right? right?

“you’re such a whore, running after guys who don’t even want you.” he pulls you closer to him, his nose touching yours’.

“if you think any of them want anything other than your cunt from you, you’re wrong.” he watches how your eyes becoming glassy, it hurts him a little but he know he has to do this. “i’m not like them, though.”

he kisses you. he kisses you gently, treating you like a ceramic doll. “i love you, [y/n].” he confesses for the millionth time. the only difference now is that you are in no position to tell him no. “be good for me.”

he pushes your head down, positioning you over his crotch. you try to struggle out his grip but all of it happens so fast, you get the chance too. and besides, you’re scared of what he will do to you. he unbuckles his pants and pulls them down to his thighs, exposing his semi-hard cock. “show me how well you treat them,” he begins. you obey him, taking his shaft in your hands, he lets out a moan.

“you w-whore,” he moans out. you pump him until he’s standing erect, he’s a lot bigger than you ever imagined he’d be. “put it in your mouth already!” he commands. you obey, slowly wrapping your lips around his tip, you take him into your mouth slowly. he grunts and moans above you, muttering how much he needed this.

“from the moment i saw you, i knew you were a slut.” his words cut into you skin and your eyes water. “now i know you are.” impatience takes over him as he grabs your hair and shoves his cock down your throat. you gag around him, your fingernails dipping into his thighs leaving bruises to blossom.

goshiki pulls his phone out, “let me-” he starts recording himself destroying your tight throat. the sounds of you crying, struggling around him getting captured gracefully. his pace gets sloppier as he gets closer. he pulls you in tighter, your nose tickling against his pubes as he cums. you don’t get the chance to spit out his seed as he comes in your throat.

he releases you and you pull away, getting as far away from him as you can. he completes his video and looks back at you.

“your not going anywhere.” he plays the video, showing it to you, threatening you.

“i have a lot more than i need to do to you.”

#tw: noncon #goshiki x reader #goshiki drabble #goshiki headcanons #goshiki x you #goshiki smut

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another-dra-anew · 3 years

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Should you fight the beta dras?

under the cut for length that's it

Maki: No??? she'll beat your ass she doesn't even need the rifle. you have no advantage. if she likes you she'll beat you worse to try and hide that she likes you. do not fight miss maki

Higa: yeah lol. it's not gonna go well and he'll probably beat you but odds are you can get some good smacks in and he'll get embarrassed by that no matter what, so yknow. do it. take one for the team, the pride of embarrassing him will prolly be worth loosing

Tomori: no. if there's a reason tomori fighting you, you deserve it. you'd have to be decently athletic to beat her, and even though you deserve it, shes still gonna feel bad after beating you. why are u such a dick man she's so sweet. don't be the sort of person tomori would have to beat up, for your sake, and more importantly, her own

Hatano: mmmm. maybe. she's strong but i don't think she could really take a hit. however i can't see her fighting anyone??? whatever your reason is for wanting to fight her, she's just gonna throw you off her and run before questioning you later and then you're gonna be embarrassed so?? yeah i'm gonna have to vote no

Inori: hm. yeah do it. but do it in private or smthn don't attack her out in the open. if it happens in private she'll fuck you up a little but her biggest weapon is her teeth, and her lack of restraint, so if you're also the type who will bite people, go for it. the key aspect is that if it's in private she'll be chill with you after but if you embarrass her publicly she's gonna get her revenge. and it will hurt. so yeah it'll prolly improve ur relationship with her but be smart about it

Yamaguchi: ....a tentative no. you could mess him up some and he prolly deserves it but when he keys in on what's happening, he's gonna grab you and pick you up by your collar, smack u back if you need it to stop, then once you're done, his big brother instincts will kick in, and he'll question why you did that. similar to hatano, you're just gonna end up getting embarrassed, and even tho you have a good reason this time around, hes not gonna understand ur reasoning and the only way ur getting down is by apologizing and promising to not do it again so?? i'd have to say no

Uehara: No?????? why tf did you think this was smart dude. the man is 6'6 without the platforms, and those platforms? he uses to curbstomp people at the drop of a hat. also like. he's a sweet boy you have zero reason to try and fight him. his biggest crime is that he'll fuck you up.

Kobashikawa: You probably don't have a good enough reason to. hes skinny and spends most his time at crazy altitudes that will fuck u up physically but he's another one who won't hold back, and dude he's got rings on all the time so... depends on ur resilience but you've got a strong chance if he did something wrong, then he'll forgive u but if he didn't do anything wrong, and you win? he's gonna find someone to sicc on you so like... yeah. and he rlly doesn't do stuff wrong very often so good luck justifying it to the army of simps that will come for u

Iranami: How dare you even think of this. could you? yeah. her physical capabilities are mostly flight based, not fight, and she's used to getting shoved around, but there in lies the issue. she's so sad. and she's done nothing wrong ever. why the fuck would you fight her?? doesn't she get enough bs already???? you could absolutely decimate the poor girl and she'd let you. but what do you gain? you monster

Kurokawa: Yeah! fight her! do it so she can record it and post it on social media. you'll become meme of the month as she beats your dumbass up. she'll probably help you up at the end, be sweet and kind and offer you a cake pop to eat as she grabs disinfectant but there's no healing the bruises to your ego.

Kisaragi: youre not fighting him, you're fighting kurokawa. you could tap this man on the side of the head and he'd crumple, but before you can float about your victory against this poor little kid who hasn't moved from his desk in four days, kurokawa is there to deck you. she is not going to help you up this time, she's gonna knock you into next week. fight kisaragi, and win, but at the cost of everything.

Taira: Sure! but it's gonna go down like that one mushroom post. if you're fighting taira it's because she's inflicting psychological damage to you for fun, and while she knows the name of god, she's not gonna tell you, because you can't kill her, not in a way that matters. so yeah fight taira! you two are in this together now, if you win, she does too.

Maeda: i guess??? i don't think you'll win. this dudes hobbies include hopping fences to hide from people and using his baseball bat to. not crack skulls, but leave decent bruises. i don't think you'll be able to beat him, but i don't think he'll beat you. you two will just tire each other out and call it good because. what reason do you have to fight him? he's long established that he'll throw hands with a kid then have lunch with him twenty minutes later. this is maedas fight, we play by different rules now

Mekaru: sure! why not. she's not meaaaan? but odds are you won't feel too guilty, and irregardless of her physical capabilities, it wouldn't be very lady like of her to throw hands, and that's kinda her priority so. why not

Ōtori: mmmm?? i??? guess??????? but he runs the student store and stuff and he's a good friend to have he'll take good care of u. he made maeda snacks bc he was worried abt maeda eating even tho their some other interaction involved him thinking maeda was talking shit so? you can, and depending on physical ability, you may win, but there's no reason good enough. the loss does not justify the win

Tsurugi: What the fuck is your issue? You cannot sneak up on him. try anything and he will knock you to the floor, restrain you so you can't attack him, then gently soothe u as u realize how much it fucking hurt to full body slam into the ground. he's such a sweet boy and i already know there was no reason for you to fight him. you we're screwed over from the start, and now you feel bad. the only thing youve gained from this is that he probably hugs u as u start to feel really guilty because "shhhh no it's okay we all have bad moments it's alright i'm not upset" but u could've gotten a hug anyways?? so???

TL;DR: don't fight most of the betas they can fuck you up and they're perfect kids so like??? you'd gain nothing even if winning was a possibility (Exceptions may apply)

#dra #ill tag later

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seggsyxavier · 3 years

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Hii !! may I request 2 (where did they take their s/o on their first date) for phinks + feitan? I read your writings and I think they're cute :) AND I HAD THE SAME HC THAT MACHIS A GOOD SINGER TOO HAHA

Hiiiiiiii😳😳😳I absolutely ADORE your art, please it's so good😭 and ALSO ABOUT MACHI, LIKE I KNOW RIGHT SHE PROLLY HAS SUCH A GOOD VOICE LIKE

well anyways let's get to the point😌✋🏻

Phinks + Feitan headcanons taking s/o on their first date

Okay we know this man is a gentleman(remember when he lent his shirt thingy to shizuku😌✋🏻like) I just wanna clear this up

He probably doesn't really know much things about dating tho

Look, I'm pretty sure Phinks is a gentleman, but he doesn't definitely look like the guy who would be liked by women

What I'm trying to say he isn't really popular(don't hate on me you SIMPS I'm just saying this in his dimension😰)

He's tall and big and I'm pretty sure a lot of women would be scared of him, not only women but also men like everyone

And he's also a thief which is not liked by many

WHICH MAKES YOU SPECIAL

Imagine how happy he felt when you two got together like, it's probably his first time being with someone, and them not being scared of them, and the fact that they see him as cute🥺🥺🥺

And finally he decides

Since he is a thief and if you're fine with him being a thief, he'll take you to a jewelery museum first

Look this babey just wants to get the jewellery for you

He'll steal a lot and after the alarm turns on y'all just have to run😆

And if you can't run fast, he'll place you on his shoulders and run away

If you're not part of the phantom troupe, he just really doesn't want to make a bloody scene in front of you

And even if you're part of it, killing isn't really his hobby and doesn't enjoy it much, he just doesn't wanna kill anyone on your date

Of course you're gonna get chased but y'all gonna get away either ways

(idk what's wrong with my mind anyways)

Y'all created so much chaos in just a few hours 🤠

After that he'll probably put the necklaces on you himself

After this you two are just gonna go to a cafe to just chill and talk about stuff

He doesn't like rambling about himself and doesn't like rambling in general

So you will have the honours to talk about whatever you want

If you are shy, he'll just ask you tons of questions

He really loves listening to your voice cuz it soothes his mind

It's been like a couple of hours and after this he's gonna take you to a place where you guys can watch the sunrise together quietly

It's really beautiful tbh😌

(the first place where you two went might be unexpected but come on we need some spice🏃‍♀️)

This gremlin. 😆✋🏻

Don't get me wrong I love him too he's babey

So technically he doesn't know much about it either

I mean he spent like almost all the time torturing people and stealing jewellery and stuff

He has never been interested into dating until you showed up

His life changed right after he caught feelings for you

You just didn't leave him a choice did you?🤠you little

Anyways😌

He hasn't seen romance movies so he probably can't even think of cliche places from them

So, he'll grab a bunch of books from the library and starts digging into them

And then he finally knows stuff about dating and being a boyfriend

Trust me, after reading those books, he won't disappoint you

At first you two are going to go to an amusement park

(I'm just attracted to amusement park don't get me wrong😢)

He read quite a few books about it so he knows that you two can improve your relationship here quite a lot

You guys spend time here all day long🤠

He also has quite a lot of fun making children trip :)))

And he does it without even getting discovered, I mean😩

There's a lot of people here so when the kid trips he doesn't really see who made him trip

And so feitan listens to it from far away, enjoys the cries of a child

He just really likes when children cry leave him be ✋🏻

You guys are going to get cotton candies

And people mistake him into being your little 12 year old brother so you get a free ticket today😃

I swear to God, he's just this🤏 close to killing those people

He's nerves are literally showing

But good thing you're there with him, you're the only person who can calm him down now

Besides he doesn't want to ruin your date so he keeps calm somehow

The last ride you guys wanted to go on was a roller coaster

He actually isn't scared by it at all, and it's not like him to scream either

He just remains calm holding your hand because you're the one who's screaming😩

In the end it all worked out and you both had fun

I know this doesn't sound like anythnig they would do but pls forgive me🤓

#hxh #hxh headcanons #phinks headcanons #feitan headcanons

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amor-immortalem · 3 years

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My Adoring Fan ch. 3

Chapter 2 chapter 4

“Damn it. I keep missin’ the door handle...” The half demon grumbled as she kept reaching for the knob. Eventually, it occurred to her that maybe she should use her right hand to feel around for it and open it that way. As she opened the door, she stuck her head in the door way, not wanting to invade her favorite human’s space fully.

“Maaaaaax, can I ask a favor of you?”

“I don’t know, can you?” Max teased before turning her attention to the cambion, “What do you need, Sunshine?”

As slight blush crossed her cheeks at the nickname, “I was, uh.... I was wondering... if you’d watch while I cook ta make sure I don’t hurt myself...” Azalea looked down, embarrassed. She had just been making a fuss about feeling like she was being babied and now here she was, asking for help when she could do it herself if she tried hard enough.

“Yeah sure. I thought it was your brother’s turn to cook tonight?” She sets the spell book she was studying down.

“He’s not doin’ too hot right now... So he asked if I would do it instead since Zulima’s not allowed anywhere near the kitchen when it comes to cooking dinner.”

“How about I cook tonight instead and you can help me?” The human offered. “I live here too so there’s no reason I can’t cook in place of one you two. By the way your cousins not that bad of a cook. I find it to be enjoyable actually.”

“Are... Are we eating the same cooking?”

“You two are just picky,” She stuck her tongue out at Azalea and Azalea repeated the action.

“C’mon then, let’s go before Hakan starts to destroy the house. Snacks will only satisfy the kid for so long.”

“Alright, alright, I’m coming.” Max rolled her eyes with a soft smile.

“That’s what she said,” The half-demon laughs at her own joke

“Azalea!”

“Bye!” The girl takes off, heading toward the kitchen.

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“Heya, weeb supreme, what’s got ya so bent out of shape?” Azalea asks as she ruffles Henry’s purple hair.

“My favorite idol is going on hiatus and she has no plans to come back yet” The boy’s eyes were wet with tears. “How could she do this to her fans.”

“Bruh... she’s a person too. Maybe she just wants a break, did ya ever think of that?”

“Yeah but she could have told us sooner instead of just dipping on us like that!” Henry puffs out his cheeks. "A normie like you wouldn’t understand what it feels like to just be abandoned like that.”

“What did you say?” She asks as a threatening aura emanating from her. “Pretty bold of ya considerin’ you’re scared of everything up to your own shadow.”

“N-Nothing,” He squeaks. “Sorry.”

“Thought so. Now off with ya. Go play some games or somethin’.”

Henry nodded and scrambled out of the kitchen as Max came in.

“What’s his deal?” She asks.

“Oh nothin’,” Azalea smiled. “Just angsty weeb things, nothin’ to worry ‘bout.

“Mhm, sure,” Max was doubtful. “Just get the good out alright?”

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“Yo, ‘Relius, how ya feeling?” Azalea barged into her twin's room before promptly running into the side of his desk. “Oww,”

“You just do not learn, do you?” The younger twin chuckles at the ridiculous of the scene. “Why don’t you have that dumb stick the doctors gave you so you know what’s in front of you on that side?”

“’Cuz its stupid. I got one eye left so I don’t need it.” Azalea pouts as she rubs her hip where she bumped into the desk.”

“You very clearly do considering you misjudged where my desk was and the amount of lamp posts you ran into on our way to school last term.” Aurelius sighs, “If you go back home with any more bruises from running in to shit, you’re gonna give Dad a stroke.”

“Eh, I’ll figure it out eventually. He worries too much.”

“Whatever you say, ‘Zay, whatever you say. Anyway, I’m doing better, thanks for asking. Has Henry stopped fussing over that idol yet?”

“Prolly not. Who knows with him...” She shrugs. “So, about that letter...”

“You’re not fighting anybody.” Aurelius shuts her down quickly, “I don’t even know who sent it other than an initial.”

“Boo, you whore,” She made her way over to his bed and plopped down on it. “Anywho, peppers are in the oven. Max cut ‘em for me and I stuffed ‘em.”

“Thought you wanted to do everything by yourself? Or is it different with her?” He teased.

“Shaddup!” Azalea threw his pillow at him. “It ain’t like that okay?”

“Suuuuure,” He laughed as his sister’s face turned beet red. “We all know the truth, Simp.”

“Stoooop! She’s just my friend!”

“But you don’t want her to be~” he says in a loud sing-song voice, hoping Max might overhear them, “Admit it ‘Zalea. You’ve got a crush.”

“Lower your voice and stop teasing me!”

“Not until I hear you say it.” He smiles.

“You’re a sadist, ya know that? Why do you do this to your only sister?!”

“Because it’s fun for me. Now say it.”

“Fiiiiiiiine,” the older half-demon groans, “I've got a crush on my friend.” It's said in a mumble.

“Huh? Couldn’t hear you. Could you say that again?” Unknown to her, Aurelius had started recording her confession.

“I said I have a crush on Max! There I said it! Happy?” She practically yells as her face turns an even deeper shade of red.

“Oh, yes I am.” He chuckles as he stops recording and Azalea realizes the mistake she’s made.

“You delete that right now!”

“Come over here and make me.” He gets up and pockets his phone as she dives at him.

With a quick dodge to the right where she can’t see him, Aurelius books it down the hall and down the stairwell. Azalea gives chase but runs smack dab into a wall which buys the younger twin more time to get out of the house. As he passes the common room where everyone is hanging out waiting for dinner, he yells out,

“I’m going out. My sister’s going to kill me. Don’t wait up.” And with that he’s out the door and dashing down the sidewalk and into the night.

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She was doing her last-minute shopping before the new school term started next week. As she shouldered her bags, the now on hiatus idol steps out of the shop when she gets nearly run over by Aurelius who was still trying to put as much distance between him and Azalea as possible.

“Oh gosh, I’m so sorry.” He says as he helps her up, he’s slightly out of breath. “I should have been watching where I was going.”

She’s a little starstruck as she stares up at him. She was hoping they would meet soon, she just never thought they would literally crash into each other. “I- Oh no, I’m alright. Don’t worry about it. What about you? You’re not hurt, are you?”

“No, I’m alright,” he smiled. “Thanks for asking though.” Aurelius keeps looking behind him for any signs of his sister.

“Were you running from someone...” She pretends not to know his name. She needs a reason to introduce herself after all.

“Yeah, my sister. I have something she really doesn’t want anyone hearing.” He doesn’t introduce himself, assuming she already knew who he was which wasn’t wrong, but he didn’t need to know that. “I assume you already know my name, but I’ve never seen you around town before... Are you new here?”

“No, I don’t. And yes, I’m transferring to RAD this term.” The succubus thinks she has a pretty good poker face but he gives her an odd look- like he’s surprised. “My name’s Persephone, by the way.”

“Nice to meet you, Persephone.” he thinks she lying but she has no tells that he can recognize. If she is, maybe she’s only lying so he doesn’t feel uncomfortable for nearly plowing over a fan of his.

“You really don’t know who I am? Do you read DevilStyle teen?” Persephone only shakes her head, another bald-faced lie. “Well, that’s refreshing. My name’s Aurelius.” he holds a hand out to her with a smile. “Nice to meet you.”

The succubus takes his hand and shakes it with a smile on her face but internally she’s screaming.

“So which dorm are you in?”

“The House of Sorrow.” Her response makes him stop.

The House of Sorrow? And her name starts with a ‘P’... Oh.... Oh no. Okay, play this cool, man. Don’t act weird about this. She seems normal enough so maybe it’s not her. Ahh but it’s as Uncle Asmo always says: ‘Crazy hides well underneath normal’.

“AURELIUS! WHERE’D YOU GO, YOU LITTLE SHIT!”

“And that’s my cue. Sorry to cut this short but I have to get moving.” He says as he brings his demon form out. “Maybe we’ll have classes together at school. I’ll see you around, Persephone.” He hopes they don’t. In fact, if she is ‘P’, he hopes they never meet again but he’s trying to act personable. “Bye!” And as soon as he came, he was gone- soaring high into the sky. “By the way, you might want to take a few steps back! My sister’s about to come barreling through here in a matter of seconds!

The former idol can only nod as she thinks he looks even more beautiful in person.

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