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Ava: You’re so annoying! I can’t believed im married to you
Sara: Well you cheated!
Ava: You cheated first!
Zari: i think thats enough uno for today...
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Ava: If the you bite the snake, you die because it’s poisonous, if the snake bites you, you die because it’s venomous
John: What if the snake bites me and it dies?
Charlie: Then it mean you’re poisonous
Nora: What if it bites me and both of us dies?
Nate: That’s voodoo
Mona: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ray: That’s correlation not causation
Zari: What if it bites me and none of us dies?
Sara: That’s kinky
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I mean, it’s her birthday after all so she can have anything she want but we all know what or more specifically who she wants the most on Christmas ;)
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Percy, throws apple: Annabeth, catch!
Annabeth: *catches*
Percy: Bye *runs off*
Annabeth, confused: Percy wha-
Annabeth, realized: Wait you throw an apple at me, that means...
Annabeth: COME BACK HERE JACKSON
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Zari: Nate, did you eat my powdered donuts?
Nate: *mouth full of donuts* no
Zari: then whats that white powder on your jeans
Nate: that’s cocaine
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Before Percy Discover Nico is Gay
Percy: Nico, i need you to be straight with me
Nico, a gay teen who have a crush on Percy: *nervous laughter*
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Kara: Do people normally play baseball at night?
Alex: No, why?
Kara: Because Lena wants to move to second base with me
Alex: I don’t know who to shoot first
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Ron: Harry! I learned a new spell from George today
Harry: What is it Ron?
Ron: Avada Kedavra!
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Alec: You have 2 cats, if someone take one from you, how many would you have left?
Magnus: 2 cats
Alec: Ok...Let’s say if someone take it forcefully from you, how many would you have left?
Magnus: 2 cats and a dead body
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*After Fighting Batwoman*
Ava: Hey Sara, what happend? You look like hell
Sara: *remembers batwoman punching her face*
Sara: I slept with her
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Ava: Hey Ray, where is Sara?
Ray: About to do stupid things
Ava: What about Zari?
Ray: Stop Sara from doing stupid things
Ava: And Mick?
Ray: Stoping Zari from stoping Sara cause he knows you don’t stop the captain
Ava: Nate?
Ray: Stoping Mick from stoping Zari from stoping Sara cause it’s a responsible thing to do so she won’t get hurt
Ava: So why are you here?
Ray: Cause im about to stop them all by picking them up with Waverider
Gideon: It was my decision
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Ella: Lucifer likes you
Chloe: There is no way he likes me
Ella: He would throw himself infront of a car just for you
Chloe: Lucifer is suicidal. He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun
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Annabeth: You’re such an idiot Seaweed Brain
Percy: Shut it Wise Girl
Annabeth: Kelp Face
Percy: Owl head
Annabeth: Water boy
Percy: My wife
Annabeth: ...
Percy: ...
Leo, whispering: Dude run
Annabeth: Did you just—
Percy: Bye (runs off like hell)
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Oracle: Those who are dating each other in the seven shall be doom
Percy: ...
Annabeth: ...
Jason: ...
Piper: ...
Frank: ...
Hazel: ...
Leo: Bitch it ain’t me, as for the others, suck it
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Nicole: Damm it Waves, you spill coffee all over me
Waverly: Well it wouldn’t be a problem because you’re techinically ‘haught’
Nicole: ...
Nicole: You’re lucky that you’re my girlfriend, Earp
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Ava: So much paperwork, ugh im drowning
Nate: You should loosen up Ava
Sara: She can’t
Nate: why?
Sara: Because she only knows how to stay ‘sharp’
Ava: You have five seconds to run
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Sara: Zari, I dare you to kiss the person you have a crush on
Zari: Nate...
Nate, smirking: Well Zari, i never knew you have a crush on —
Zari: You don’t because you’re blocking the person
Nate, dumfounded: Huh? Wha—
Zari: Nate you idiot move out of the way so i can kiss Charlie
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