#incorrect brodinsons

[thorkissed]

Loki : You can't go there, Thor. It's dangerous.

Thor : All I'm hearing is that you think I'm ravishing.

#thorki #brodinsons #loki #thor #thunderfrost #incorrect thorki #incorrect brodinsons

[iamanartichoke]

Thor: Why is Jane being so aloof?

Loki: Aw, aloof. Look who didn't skip English this week.

Thor: I remembered it because it sounded like a dog that has a cold. A-woof! A-woof!

Loki:

Loki, smiling grudgingly: ... Yeah, it does.

Thor: Yeah.

Loki: Look, Thor, you and Jane have been together for almost a year. You're at the point where you don't have to be together every minute. Your relationship is steadfast.

Thor: Steadfast?

Loki: It means solid.

Thor, nodding: Thanks, Loki. Now I can skip English.

Loki:

Thor: Hey, do me a steadfast and say here when they call my name? Thanks!

#incorrect brodinsons #wizards of waverly place #there's no way to adapt this into asgardian but #every time i see this scene i feel like this is the dynamic loki and thor shared #when they were young and being tutored (as royal children do) #and it makes me giggle every time

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect loki quotes #incorrect marvel #loki #loki laufeyson #incorrect loki laufeyson #thor #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect thor #incorrect thor odinson #thor odinson #thor ragnarok #thor the dark world #brodinsons #funny marvel #incorrect loki #tom hiddleston #tom hiddelston loki #chris hemsworth

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*when they’re kids*

Loki: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Thor: All the time.

Loki: Then you should be used to it by now.

#marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel mcu #mcu #thor odinson #thor marvel #thor mcu #loki laufeyson #thor #loki #loki marvel #loki mcu #thor and loki #brodinsons #odinson brothers #loki friggason

[babygirlthor]

Thor: did you know all of the world is flat

Loki: no it’s not—

Thor: it is! because you’re my world 🥰

Loki: …

Loki, looking at Thor: well I think it’s round

Thor: 🥺

Thor: …are you calling me fat? ;-;

#Loki: brother you’re literally pregnant #txt #brodinsons #incorrect quotes

[agentofagony]

Loki : you're oppressing me!

Thor : I am not! I'm simply using the power I have as your older brother to force you to do something you don't want to do!

Loki : THAT'S THE EXACT DEFINITION OF OPPRESSION!

#loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #brodinsons #brodinsons incorrect quotes #loki laufeydottri #loki laufeychild #loki odindottri #loki odinchild #marvel comics #loki 616 #marvel 616 #agent of asgard #comics loki

[presidentlokis-hornyhelmet]

Kid Loki visiting Midgard

Kid Loki, texting Thor: Brother i love you more than Midgard 🗡🛡💥

Thor: thank you, Loki

Thor: though I am half Midgardian ...

#Stolen from the text my second grader cousin sent to her dad #And his reply to it #Brodinsons #Incorrect quotes #Thor #Loki #Thor odinson #EDITED *

[littlekinng]

Thor: Okay, truth or dare?

Loki: Truth.

Thor: How many hours have you slept this week?

Loki: ...dare.

Thor: Go to bed.

Loki: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game.

#idk what the source of this is i just saw it on Pinterest and laughed #also i hope this formats ok because mobile #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #incorrect brodinsons #brodinsons #thor and loki #loki and thor #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #loki marvel #thor marvel #loki mcu #thor mcu #loki #thor

[incorrectquotesonlife]

Loki: Thor.... Why is my favorite dress ripped apart?

Thor: Uhhhhh.... I may or may not have tried to put it on?

Loki: ....

Thor: Loki?

Loki: ....You have 5

Thor: 5 what?

Loki: 4—

[Thor already running]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect loki #incorrect thor #thor #loki #loki (marvel) #thor odinson #loki friggason #brodinsons #incorrect brodinsons #genderfluid loki

[thorkissed]

Thor pleasejgfjklfdk I mean yes... It's canon.

#thorki #thor #loki #brodinsons #thor and loki #thor odinson #thor x loki #marvel memes #incorrect thorki #this is so funny to me #mcu

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect loki quotes #incorrect marvel #loki #loki laufeyson #incorrect loki laufeyson #thor #incorrect thor odinson #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect thor #marvel #thor the dark world #thor ragnarok #incorrect frigga #mcu frigga #queen frigga #loki friggason #thor odinson #incorrect quotes #brodinsons

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Loki: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Thor: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Thor: I don't cook I don't clean-

Loki: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Loki & Thor: .....

Loki & Thor: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

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[babygirlthor]

Thor: there’s only one way to resolve this... rock paper scissors

Loki: you know you’ll loose

Thor: not this time 😤

Loki: fine. one, two… three

Loki: 🙄

Thor: no! how do you always beat me?

Loki: ..because you always pick scissors

Thor: yes of course I do! that’s my system!

#kid brodinsons #marvel incorrect quotes #solving disputes like Real Men: with rock paper scissors #it’s an ancient midgardian ritual #obviously not but I’m not going to figure out the timeline for an incorrect quote #timey wimey whatever #txt

[agentofagony]

Thor : Loki do not let your imagination run out of control!

Loki : well,that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination,it's stupid.I live in a fantasy world!

#loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #loki laufeydottri #loki laufeychild #loki odindottri #loki odinchild #inncorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #brodinsons #brodinsons incorrect quotes #marvel comics #loki 616 #marvel 616 #agent of asgard #comics loki

[littlekinng]

incorrect brodinsons (1/?)

[insp.]

#why are you booing me you know i'm right #loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki of asgard #loki marvel #loki mcu #marvel loki #mcu loki #thor #thor odinson #thor of asgard #thor and loki #loki and thor #brodinsons #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect loki #incorrect thor #incorrect brodinsons #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #mcu thor #thor mcu #marvel thor #thor marvel #incorrect quotes #mine #thor ragnarok

[irate-pirate-bi-27]

Loki: So then I was like “KNIFE to meet you”.

Bruce: Loki, you stabbed Thor! We have to call an ambulance!

Thor, bleeding out on the floor: Don’t worry, I’m in a STABle condition.

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