#shooketh in the dirt

[veroramona]

A/N: Here's the part with the side characters, the demon brothers are here!

Summary: Read request

Characters: Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon, Luke, gn!MC

Warnings: None

Tagging @http-rae, @hornyf0ckers and @lololagni <3

╭── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮

Diavolo

❀ He lowkey wants to join you

❀ You seem to be having quite a lot of fun

❀ But he has an image to keep up, so he just watches you have fun until it's time to go

❀ He actually manages to convince you to take a bath

❀ He also decides to cast a spell on you

❀ "There you go! Now everytime you finish playing in the mud, you're automatically clean again!"

Barbatos

❀ Oh boy

❀ Oh boy

❀ He doesn't get paid for this does he actually get paid?

❀ You're one of the human representatives, start acting like one

❀ He WILL get you to take a bath and he's even less merciful than Lucifer

❀ He doesn't want you to get mud on Lord Diavolo

Simeon

❀ Disappointed mom

❀ Really, MC? Out of all the fun things you could do, you choose to... play in the mud?

❀ He tries to clean you up at first, but once you throw mud at him, he gives up

❀ He either asks Barbatos or Lucifer to come pick you up

❀ Have fun dealing with them

Solomon

❀ Wheezes

❀ Really, MC, you're hilarious!

❀ He may not understand the appeal of playing in mud, but seeing you covered in dirt and throwing the mud at the others, he can't help but laugh

❀ Quickly stifles his laughter once Simeon shoots him a glare, though

❀ "Hahaha- *coughs* This is not funny, MC."

❀ He probably casts a spell on you, too, just like Diavolo

❀ Although it may be fun to watch you, having to clean all of that up is tiresome

Luke

❀ He is shooketh

❀ What has gotten into you?

❀ He thinks you're possessed at first because there's no way you would act like that

❀ To say the least, he's disappointed in you once he finds out that you actually like to act like that

❀ He ends up being covered in mud as well while trying to get you to stop

❀ He gets teased by the demon brothers for looking like an angry, dirty chihuahua. He is not amused

╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯

A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! And please forgive me if some of them may be a bit ooc! I'm trying my best with these crack requests!

© veroramona. Do not steal, edit, copy, repost or translate any of my work on any social media account or claim it as your own work. If you find someone who does that, please alert me and report the account!

#veroramona writes #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #diavolo obey me #barbatos obey me #simeon obey me #solomon obey me #luke obey me #obey me side characters #obey me crack #crack post #obey me headcanons

[spacefoxy]

I saw a post about how some people think evian tastes like dirt and I so wanted to comment not Bruce but I didn't think they'd get it. So I am enjoying the evian posts.

Blasphemy!! I'm so shooketh right now xD

#starry-eyed-never-satisfied

[nehswritesstuffs]

hello!! for the fanfic writer asks, would you be interested in answering:

10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

13. How much planning do you do before writing?

27: Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why?

29: Share a bit from a fic you'll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don't have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don't plan on getting to.)

you don't have to answer all of these! or you can! for any fandom! thank you!! ♥️

Hi! Oooh, those are some nice ones.

10. The Thick of UNIT! It's crossover crackfic, with a crossover crackship, that I thought was going to just be mostly me clowning on a throwaway line, but it's gotten fic written of it...? And at least one person uses an OC name as a tumblr username...? I'm shooketh. Plus I want to finish it one day, but each time I open the file I'm smacked with writer's block. (I'm also attempting a beta-reader on it, but idk when that'll be able to pan through at this point.)

13. All of it and none of it. I'm one of those assholes that can just sort of write without much planning if anything (if it's any consolation, it helped lead to shit grades in English class for composition), but sometimes I acknowledge that my memory is ADD-riddled shit so I do write some stuff down if a thing gets big enough. This reminds me that I need to continue what I sunk last summer into planning ahahahaha orz it's taunting me.

27. Nervous...? I don't know if that's the right word for it...? I mean, I've been writing fic for so long that I don't recall being specifically nervous. Maybe the closest would be Lackluster (FFN/AO3), if only because I might get judged for writing a rarepair I've literally never seen before in my life. Law and Viola? Sure, why the fck not. My that admission, Love, Loss, and Finding One's Self on the High Seas can qualify because I also do a weird rarepair in that one too for, like, half a second (Zoro/Reiju, baybee).

29. So, I've got this dynamic fic I've got a bunch of wips and one-shots and story ideas in and sometimes it's where I plop a whole-ass multichapter fic in there, and this is the beginning of one that's on the chopping block for next time I save the new document, because it's been literal years since I added to it. Six-hundred-three words of a probably Doctor Who fic under the cut.

Bill looked at the scrap of yellowed paper in her hand, the pencil used to scribble on it had long faded to a light grey. The cool breeze teased her giant poof of hair and made her jacket dance around her; country air always made her feel uneasy. In the city she could smell things on the breeze—food, cars, people, places—yet out in the country, on the lonely dirt road in front of the low stone-and-moss wall that guarded a stone-and-moss house, she smelled nothing of the sort. It was all animal poo, if there was anything, and she hated it. Adjusting the bag on her shoulder, she took a deep breath to steady her nerves, hoping what she smelled was not simply more poo of a viler sort. She wasn’t entirely certain about this… but then again, what could she do? Where could she go? She had run out of options—this had to be it. There wasn’t anything else that she could possibly… bloody hell. She tried to push open the gate and the lock froze on her, barring her entry. Pocketing the paper with the address, she attempted to simply hop over the wall instead, but it was too thick for her specific height to make a smooth go of it. Her legs went just a bit too far and she cringed, knowing she was going to feel that in the morning. Biscuit-tin, that’s what this place was, she decided as she finally made it over the wall. It looked like a crofter’s plot on a biscuit tin one would find in a Sainsbury near Christmas. Then again, what else did she expect going to the Middle of Glen Nowhere, in the foothills of Ben Nothing? A lot of bloody bunk. As she made her way closer to the house, a flock of brown, horned sheep came round the back of the building and began to swarm her. They didn’t try to do anything—that wasn’t it at all—but they still surrounded her and prevented the stranger from approaching the door, bleating hopefully as they greeted their visitor. It was then that the sound of a small airplane began to rumble through the air, attempting to be heard over the wind and sheep. A tiny dot in the sky high above the horizon to start, Bill watched as the plane flew closer, almost going and clipping the roof of the house when it passed overhead on its first go over the property. She watched the sheep as they all moved as one towards the plane; their field became a runway and—after the craft stopped—it was surrounded by the beasts. The engine died down and two people climbed out, one tall and lanky, the other much shorter though much more average in build. They seemed to notice her right away, as they began walking towards her, the flock following. “We’re not buying anything, I hope you know,” the shorter one said as they approached. She was a woman with brown hair, a northern English accent, and was a few years older than her; the taller one was a man with grey hair and a couple extra decades. While they were both pale, he somehow looked as though he hadn’t properly seen sun in ages, which was believable given the amount of layers he was wearing. “I’m not selling,” Bill replied. “I was just cleaning out my mother’s lockbox, and…” “I don’t see why that has anything to do with us,” the man said. Bill was hit hard by the Glasgow in his voice—shit. Oh… shit…

#meme replies #gendervapor #gendervapor14 #I got to hit a spectrum of my work in this one so yeah this was fun #open to more if someone thinks of any

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: June 16, 2023

Lyrics:

Baby, if you like it

Just reach out and pet it

This one doesn't bite

It doesn't get aggressive

Show you how to touch it

Hold it like it's precious

It don't need your lovin'

It just needs attention

It needs, it seeks affection

(So sweet)

Hungry, it fiends attention

(Hungry)

It needs, it seeks affection

(Baby)

Hungry (yeah), it fiends (yeah)

Look at me, look at me, you lookin'?

My taste good, but I just had to redirect my cookin'

I coulda been an opener, I redirect the bookin'

I read it, all the comments sayin', "D, I'm really shooketh"

"D, you need to see a therapist, is you lookin'?"

Yes, the one I got, they really are the best

Now I feel like I can see you bitches is depressed

I am not afraid to finally say shit with my chest

Lost a lil' weight, but I ain't never lost a tushy

Lookin' good, but now my bald head match my-

Lookin' good, but now they all sayin' that I'm ugly

Boo-hoo, my nigga, I ain't sad you won't fuck me

I'm sad that you really thought your ass was above me

You're lucky 'cause I just paid your bill with a reply

I just made your money pile knee high

I just made your stats peak, now you got a blue check

Now you can afford to go and reinstall a new wig

Now you can afford to not be lousy, go and do shit

Talk your shit about me, I can easily disprove it, it's stupid

You follow me, but you don't really care about the music

Baby, if you like it

Just reach out and pet it

This one doesn't bite

It doesn't get aggressive

Show you how to touch it

Hold it like it's precious

It don't need your lovin'

It just needs attention

It needs, it seeks affection

(So sweet)

Hungry, it fiends attention

(Hungry)

It needs, it seeks affection

(Baby)

Hungry, it fiends (yeah)

Look at me, look at me, I'm naked

Vulnerability earned me a lot of bacon

I put a thong all in my ass and taught you how to shake it

I paid all my respect to those who taught me how to make it

And now I reap the benefits with no confrontation

Y'all fall into beef but that's another conversation

I'm sorry, but we all find it really entertaining

'Cause we all wanna see them slip and fall right on their faces

And we all wanna be the one to see the devastation

Not be in it, but ain't the bad press good?

The disrespect's real, how this Patek look?

Pull out the checkbook, now why your neck crooked?

I never learn to superstar from a textbook

Talkin' 'bout, "She fallin' off, why she get booked?"

Man, I been humble, I'm tired of all the deprecation

Just let me flex, bruh, just let me pop shit

"Why she think she Nicki M? She think she hot shit, " hmm

I never gave a F, go stir the pot, bitch

I got y'all head all in the dirt just like a ostrich

Of course, you bitches comparin' Doja to who the hottest

Baby, if you like it

Just reach out and pet it

This one doesn't bite

It doesn't get aggressive

Show you how to touch it

Hold it like it's precious

It don't need your lovin'

It just needs attention

Okay, cute

It needs, it seeks affection

(So sweet)

Hungry, it fiends attention

(Hungry)

It needs, it seeks affection

(Baby)

Hungry, it fiends

Songwriter:

Amala Zandile Dlamini / Ari Starace / Roget Chahayed

SongFacts:

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#Youtube #Spotify #Doja Cat #Attention #hit of the day #music #music video #video of the day #youtube video #chaos radi o #good music #2020s #2020s charts #2020s music #2023 #pop #hio hop #hip hop rap #west coast hip hop #jazz rap #lyrics #songfacts #330

[awakandangoddess]

Hi everyone!

So I know I haven't been on here in a while and I apologize for it. I'll respond to any messages and asks soon. But I came back with something you all might enjoy if you haven't seen it yet!

I was in line waiting for my omelet at school and I'm scrolling down my Twitter feed when I see this:

Um...I'm telling y'all right now I was left SHOOKETH IN THE DANG DIRT!

The Lord is blessing me this morning as always, but it took me a moment to get myself together because right when I saw this my omelet was ready.

I hope all of us micwick/t'cherik shippers enjoy this (or even if you're just a fan) because I know I did. I mean I wasn't prepared for this but since it came to this it was worth it!

P.S. I'm still laughing and slightly blushing about this because I'm enjoying this too much 😂😂👏🏿

#micwick #black panther #t'cherik #chadwick boseman #jordwick #chadwick boseman x michael b jordan #chadbjordan #michael b jordan x chadwick boseman #sag awards #help me lord #help me jesus #I'm dying #shooketh in the dirt

[magidoogle]

met joe dirt tonight ..... i mean he wont really joe dirt but he had the mullet and it was so long and the attitude and he gave me the look and i was like damn i aint never loved a mullet so much in my life

#teeth CHATTERING #shivering shooketh i miss him so much #he hates his landlord and all like i was like let me fuck that man up lemme get you a better deal i was . #whoring for joe dirt ........

[tulipedkisses]

@richkicl liked this

He points to the MASSIVELY large building, hand borderline shaking.‘ You--- you l-live .... up THERE ??? All the way up there ?? In that place ?? How-- that’s .... I-I ....... wow.’

#saff is friggin shooketh #richkicl #❛he breathes in dirt and exhales flowers❜ || ( default )

[cuddlingpudding]

Ashes of Love - thoughts so far (up to ep. 22)

Sooo I started watching Ashes of Love a little while ago since it’s quite popular and has Deng Lun in it. I really loved him (and his ears) in the movie ‘The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity’ and was a major reason I decided on this show to watch next. If you want to talk about this show with me, feel free to send me a message! <3

Here are a few random thoughts and feelings I have so far:

- Xu Feng and Jin Mi are two idiots (especially Jin Mi for plot reasons) but they're MY idiots, y'know? I totally ship them.

- If you’re a major Run Yu/Night Immortal fan, you might want to stop reading this. But yeah… he’s making me increasingly feel uneasy. I liked him in the first couple of episodes, especially once I saw how kind he was despite being treated like dirt, but then he started to exhibit some (truly unintentional at first) toxic behavior towards Jin Mi and what I cannot help but call gaslighting. And a few episodes ago, when he was watching Xu Feng and Jin Mi in the Human World through the portal thing, he had this really cold expression on his face that makes me think he’s going to snap soon. He’s definitely going to be a villain.

- Last thought about Run Yu: he KNEW that Jin Mi only meant she liked him as a friend when she said that she likes him, but he deliberately manipulated her into saying that in front of her dad so that HE would think Jin Mi is actually in love with Run Yu and wants to marry him. Yep, I’m definitely not rooting for him. I’m Team Idiots.

- Last last thought about Run Yu (well, his actor): I just recently found out that he is one of the leads of upcoming BL drama Immortality 👀👀 I’m not mad about that, not gonna lie. IF this drama will ever see the light of day of course after all the recent restrictions in China. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

- I hate the Heavenly Emperor and Empress with a burning passion and cannot comprehend how someone like Xu Feng can share their genes.

- The dream deer thingy is really cute. Bad CGI, but cute. Also, this screenshot from when Jin Mi and Run Yu first met, which was actually a very cute scene. *insert Tyra Banks’ “We were all rooting for you” meme*

- I’m really enjoying this arc in the Human World so far! Basically, they were sort of reincarnated into the HW for a while until they can get back to their old lives as Immortals. Jin Mi actually has a clue now and Xu Feng is being even more of an adorable idiot now them before. And they still are so drawn to each other. <3

- I’m really curious to see whether Jin Mi will significantly change once she is finally able to feel romantic love. 🤔

- More Demon Princess pleaseeeee. I’m hoping that Run Yu will fall for her instead of Jin Mi, but that’s not going to happen of course. I will ship them anyway for no reason. 🤡 There is also Kuang Lu with her big crush on Run Yu (he was really rude to her when she showed him her beautiful red outfit 😤), but he had no eyes for her and never will, probably.

- Also, after watching so many BL Chinese dramas, I’m Shooketh at all the kissing and innuendos we’re getting in this show, as tame as these moments actually are.

- I kinda feel bad for Sui He for being friendzoned by Xu Feng, but then I remember they're cousins and the feeling ebbs away. (I’m a huge hypocrite though since I DO ship Prince Jingyan and Lin Shu from Nirvana in Fire who are also cousins… But they actually do have a strong bond and are very shippable regardless, so idk.)

Conclusion: Yep, I like this drama. It’s cute, funny, lighthearted with enough drama and fight scenes. I can see where the Xu Feng/Jin Mi/Run Yu love triangle is going, and I just wish they could all just live peacefully together. But then where would the drama be?!

Again: shoot me a message if you want to talk/yell about Ashes of Love! (Or about The Untamed, Word of Honor, Nirvana in Fire or The Disguised 😏)

#Demi watches Ashes of Love #Ashes of Love #Ashes of Love spoilers #Xu Feng #Jin Mi #Ashes of Love Thoughts #my post

[instanttimetraveltheorist]

bare your soul to me via your music library david 👀👀👀 3, 11, 13, 15, 17

KEGAN MY BELOVED I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 3. a song tied to a specific moment in your life: raise hell by brandi carlile - i was hiking alone for a couple of days, and one day i was walking along this kind of highwa while listening to this song. it was a little before noon and the sun was burning down and the air was flickering because of the heat, and i was walking up that hill in rhythm to that song and i will never forget that moment as long as i live 11. something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live: hmm this one is hard! this sounds like a cop out but literally any against me!/laura jane grace song, i want to see them live SO bad 13. a song made suddenly precious because of a special someone: hmm i am kinda drawing a blank here but i will say kyoto-phoebe bridgers bc i was SHOOKETH when @froginsoup told me it was abt dads 15. something to BELT SHAMELESSLY/do DIVA HANDS to: american money - BØRNS or the middle - jimmy eats world, also everythin by abba :) 17. a song for raging: god made dirt - ajj and norse truth - against me! thank you <3

[realhousewives-fan]

Reactions to Jen Shah’s Indictment

Jen Shah and Stuart Smith posted bail on March the 31th.

When Jen was arrested and indicted on March the 30th she was on her way on the girls trip on RHOSLC.

Apparently the feds raided the bus/ van the other ladies was traveling in and was questioned where Jen was.

The only word to describe it was that I stalked their Instagram accounts to see if they had any reactions or pictures from Vail, Colorado.

There’s no apparent sign of distress so far. 

Lisa Barlow, Meredith Marks and rumored newbie Jennie Nguyen was seen filming in Vail.

We can clearly hear Lisa saying “I love it” on the video, so she doesn’t seem that affected by this turn of events.

But it was speculated if Meredith’s son, Brooks Marks, was throwing shade at Jen on social media when she was arrested.

He was lip syncing “She threw dirt on my name, ended up at her own burial” (from “Mama” by 6ix9ine feat. Nicki Minaj and Kanye West).

That message seems pretty clear to me, as Jen was coming for him social media during season 1.

Meredith however has of course defended her son and claim that that wasn’t his intent.

Until this day Heather Gay is the only one of the housewives that has posted something related to this scandal. 

She has posted that she was “shooketh”. I guess Lisa will hold that against Heather as well.

But Heather and Brooks isn’t the only one with interesting activity on social media. 

To everyone’s surprise Jen is actually posting stuff on her Instagram Story.

She has posted glam shots with hashtags like #Unarrested, #Priorities and #ShahSquad.

She also reposted a picture of a shit with her face and “Free Jen” on it. She wrote:

“Thank you for being loyal, believing in me and not believing the hype. This journey has showed me who my true friends are. All my love. #ShahSquad”

Being prosecuted by the federal government is a “hype”?! This woman has no shame! 

The prosecutors will have a field day. She’s digging her own grave.

#Real Housewives of Jen Shah #RHOSLC #Jen Shah #Lisa Barlow #Meredith Marks #Jennie Nguyen #Brooks Marks #Heather Gay

[bnhablessings]

Shorty

Lol, so I made myself really sad and had to write some self-indulgent fluff. For background information I am 4’11 (149.86 cm) (I’m shorter than Tsuyu lord) Anyway, I recently came to a realization that the hot baddie Dabi is apparently taller than (with his platform boots on) Aizawa who is 6’0 (182.88 cm) and ya girl is shooketh. Like he can crush me with a pinkie or something. I would die happy.

Anyway, I am used to being called Shorty in a teasing way. What I am not used to is one of the definitions. Lmao, I found out that Shorty is a term that guys (or girls, or just taller people than me lol) use as a term of endearment for people they find attractive. Now ya girl is beyond shooketh. All this time I was being an angry smol bean oops

Anyway, this goes out to all my fellow struggling shorties! :’) <3

Dabi x Short!Female!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive (these villains are nasty in a good way and I have the hots for them) (Profanity but it’s literally the villains' area so-)

Probably grammar mistakes (I wrote this at like 2 in the morning when the clock decided to go back an hour before I finished it just now)

Words: 2,013

Your patience is running real thin. You don’t know how much longer you can stand this. Ignoring it is no longer an option. Ever since joining the League of Villains you have been targeted by Dabi and now it’s become a problem.

You would think you would get used to the constant teasing as you have been your entire life but now it’s just annoying. Mostly because this devilishly handsome tall as fuck male keeps relentlessly taunting you for your height. It’s annoying because you find him so goddamn attractive.

From his burnt skin to the staples on his stupidly cute face, and oh lord, that smirk that can put you six feet under when it’s directed at you. Oops, your mind went too active for a second.

“Hey Shorty, I asked you a question,” Dabi states as he rests his elbow on your head.

You raise an eyebrow and he dares to repeat the question, “How’s the weather down there?”

Snap. You can hear snapping and you fully believe it’s your sanity breaking. Your teeth grind down on each other and you try to come for a comeback in your angry haze.

“What was that? I can’t hear you from down here.”

Fuck. You just played yourself.

Your cheeks feel hot from embarrassment as you hear his amused chuckle. He simply tousles your hair and you let out a groan. Thankfully, a chirpy fellow shorty walks by.

“Himiko! Baby, tell him off for me!” You plead.

From the use of her first name and the fact that she finds you adorable, you find yourself in her arms as she glares playfully at Dabi. He’s already glaring at her for taking his toy away from him but that’s all okay with you.

“Be nice to (Name)! She’s my gentle baby and I will stab you!” She threatens with a happy gleam in her eyes.

“Yeah! Wait, gentle? What do you mean? I am ferocious,” You pout.

She just laughs her maniac laugh and Dabi rolls his eyes. This war will continue another day it seems.

~*~

“Who the heck put my chips all the way up there?!” You screech.

Shigaraki merely glances at you before resuming his game on his portable console. Kurogiri is nowhere in sight and Twice is talking with Toga. Dabi looks to be staring intently at his alcoholic beverage on the barstool farthest away from Shigaraki.

You groan. You are a fool to ask when your savior Kurogiri isn’t here. With full-on determination, you go on your tippy-toes to reach for the snack in the cabinet. Just as your fingertips graze the plastic holding your snack, another hand comes up and grabs it, pulling it more out of your reach.

You squeak and fall back onto the balls of your feet, your back clashing into Dabi’s chest. He whispers in your ear, “Need a hand, Shorty?”

You’re just in slight shock from the close contact with the attractive male. Nothing new, but definitely more annoying in your eyes. You turn to glare at him only to see his eyes drop to the front of your chest.

Oh hell no.

You ruthlessly stomp on his foot. He drops your snack and you grab it before sitting right next to your boss. All while glaring at your burnt boy, you open the bag and offer some to Shigaraki who accepts it with two fingers.

Again this war looks like it’ll go on for another day.

~*~

“Himiko, did you take my clothes from the bathroom?” You ask as you enter her room in a hurry and a blush.

She looks you up and down a few times before bursting out with laughter. She won’t stop laughing and your face couldn’t get hotter from embarrassment. After all, you just finished your shower and with your clothes gone had to hurry to her room in only a towel (thankfully with your undergarments underneath that).

“Oh, this?” A new voice states.

Never mind, it can. You turn to glare at the male, physically craning your head to look up. God, this is so embarrassing. He’s holding the only clean clothing you had brought to the bar. Of course you could go and rummage through your bag for your dirty clothing that’s slathered in dirt but you aren’t that villainy. You have standards.

“Here ya go. You can wear this. Your current clothing seems to have disappeared,” He says with that- Oh that smirk, as your clothing suddenly turns into a crisp from his flames.

Welp… he tosses a shirt at you that was in his opposite hand.

“Hey Toga, lend her some shorts will ya?”

She can only nod through her laughter. He leaves and you hurry to change ready to go make him catch these hands. As soon as you are changed you hurry to the bar area ready to make a scene.

Shigaraki glances up from his console and watches your angry stature go and actually try (in vain) to push Dabi off a bar stool. Of course, he doesn’t budge. Instead, his eyes rake over you and instead of a smirk a brilliant smile forms on his face as he rests his chin on his hand.

He doesn’t say a damn word. He pulls out his phone and the sound of a click goes off confusing you.

“Did… Did you just take a photo of me?” You ask unsure what the heck just happened and why.

He nods his head. Your eye twitches at the silence you receive. You quickly ask, “Why?”

“My shirt is like a dress on you. It’s cute.”

Wow. Okay, your heart just died since for once he didn’t say anything perverse.

“It looks like you’re wearing nothing else.”

Never mind. Why does life have to prove you wrong? Since his face is closer down to you, you, of course, try to hit him. He dodges with ease. Damn him.

~*~

“It’s not fair, Shigaraki. Why does the world have to be so cruel to me?” You question.

It’s just you, him, and Kurogiri in the bar now.

He clicks his tongue out of annoyance and asks, “By world do you mean Dabi?”

“I wasn’t aware your relationship progressed like that. Congratulations,” Kurogiri says confusing you.

You look at them in alarm, “What do you mean?”

“You referred to Dabi as your world, correct?” Kurogiri questions in thought.

You groan at their misinterpretation and let your face slam into the countertop of the bar. Shigaraki scoffs and Kurogiri tries to console you. Your face is hot but now it’s because you do realize that your attraction to the man is noticeable to these two.

“Either way, he’s so cruel to me. He calls me Shorty, steals things from me, and puts things out of my reach. He even uses me as an armrest! How do you take down a giant?” You suddenly ask as you look at these two rather tall people with interest.

Shigaraki grumbles, “He’s flirting with you, dumbass.”

“What do you mean?” You ask puzzled as you look up at your boss.

He doesn’t spare you a glance as he taps a button repeatedly on his handheld console. He does give you an explanation, “His teasing is his stupid way of flirting with you. Have you really not realized it?”

You stare at him dumbfounded. Feeling your intense stupidity aimed at him, he closes his handheld and looks at you with those ruby red eyes. He scoffs upon seeing that stupid confused look on your face (though he won’t admit you are easily his favorite member of LOV as you are the least annoying and actually listen to him).

“Think about it. It’s like an Otome or an eroge game. He’s trying to unlock your route in a stupid way.”

Okay, that did not help. He sucks at giving advice like this and thankfully Kurogiri is here. He is quick to translate what Shigaraki means.

“Do you see him doing this to Toga who is similar in height to you?” He questions softly as he puts a glass away.

You shake your head no and he continues, “He only does this to you because you pique his interests.”

“Like when he took your photo the other day. He thinks you’re hot so he really wanted to use it to jack off to-“

Kurogiri is quick to interrupt, “He finds you adorable and wishes to pursue a relationship romantically with you. If he wasn’t interested in you he would treat you like Toga.”

“And if you are wrong?” You ask feeling the slight disappointment build up if that were the case.

Shigaraki smirks as he says, “Let’s play a small game. If he snaps you’ll know. I’ve been meaning to fuck with him for a while.”

You go with it for having literally nothing to lose.

~*~

As soon as Dabi walks into the bar, his eyes begin to search for you. When he spots you, almost instantly, does the same angry feeling he gets when you are close with another male (mostly with Shigaraki) immediately rises in his chest.

You are sitting awfully close to him. Too close for comfort.

It looks like he’s trying to show you how to play his stupid game and Dabi doesn’t like that. At all. You haven’t once looked his way and he knows you heard the damn door open. He goes to sit beside Toga and Spinner who keep their eyes and ears opened since they are aware of the so-called ‘plan’.

Twice is entertaining himself with the lone television and Kurogiri is on alert in case things go wrong.

Though it looks like Dabi’s resting on the couch now, he keeps his half-lidded eyes glued to your form. The twinge of jealousy and anger grows when he hears your angelic laugh as you ask the creep a question.

Another laugh is heard and he clicks his tongue. It’s surprisingly very hard for him to hold back like this and not lash out at his crusty boss. In truth, he’s never felt anything like this for anyone and to him, you are just the perfect little doll that he actually adores.

He tries to move his thoughts away from you and Shigaraki but finds it difficult to not have his eyes placed on you. This turns out to be a good call to him since the next move Shigaraki makes is in slow motion to him as a fucking shit-eating grin is discreetly sent his way.

His arm is about to go around you. The pinky extended perfectly doesn’t go past him. This fucker is ready to put his hand on you. That is all it takes for him to see pure red and everyone in the room who was watching patiently is just in shock at how fast he stood up and sped over to the both of you. You are in pulled flushed against him, with one of his arms wrapped tightly around your mid-section and the other extended out towards Shigaraki presenting a blue hot flame to the male.

“Don’t fucking touch my girl with your creepy-ass disgusting hands,” Dabi growls out in warning his eyes showing that he is not kidding.

Shigaraki decides to keep toying with him seeing as you are in shock.

“Your girl? I don’t recall you making it official with Shorty.”

Dabi sees red again. That’s his nickname for you and no one else is allowed to use it. The arm originally out to Shigaraki hovers around you as his hand catches your neck and forces your head up. His lips are upon yours in a hungry way.

He is most certainly not holding back in shoving his tongue down your throat. The only thing you can process is how his upper and lower lip, despite the contrast in texture, feel heavenly upon yours. When he pulls away you don’t miss the amusement in his half-lidded gaze.

“You��re my damn Shorty so don’t forget it,” Dabi says with a small smile as he lazily gives your boss the finger.

If you liked this feel free to check out my other works! (Masterlist)

#boko no hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #dabi x reader #x reader #short reader #league of villains #lov #fluff #cute #anime #manga #love #fanfiction #oneshot #my hero academia

[kirishwima]

The RFA+V+Saeran with a female MC who is secretly a country bumpkin and they find out when they insist on a trip to visit her family? Hope you're safe and healthy, hon!

awe this is cute! Honestly, im from a really tiny island and a complete city girl, so this was a little hard to tackle, but hope you’ll like it regardless!! ^^

YOOSUNG:

*As much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s also a bit of a country bumpkin-sure, he’s an absoloute introvert who loves to stay home and play games, but if he has to go out, he’d much rather be in the countryside rather than the city-the quietness and the friendliness of people just lifts his spirits every time, and he’s actually quite fond of gardening and farming chores!

* He realised MC is similar to him when they got talking and he realised how much she prefers the countryside to the city-she explained how she was born and raised in a little rural area hours away from the town they live in now, and how moving into the city was a huge deal for her.

* Yoosung’s so excited? He asks MC about anything and everything, asks her if her parents work in argiculture (yes, they do), what animals they raise (mainly chickens Yoosung, she answers with a little giggle), if all her family lives in the countryside (nowdays no, it’s just her grandparents but her parents aren’t too far away)

* He decides they HAVE to take the next weekend as an opprotunity to visit her family. It’s not like he hasn’t met them before-they’ve talked frequently through skype when they check in with MC, and her parents seem to adore Yoosung-he’s shy but such a little ball of energy, she’s sure they can’t wait to meet him up close.

* So they both pack their bags, hop on a bus and spend the hours-long ride watching TV shows on their phones or playing online games together ‘till the signal weakens too much-a signal that they’ve arrived.

* MC sure wasn’t exaggerating when she said it’s a very small rural city-by the time they reach the bus station the roads turn from asphalt to dirt-roads, and he has already counted over 4 donkeys walking by the side of the street!

* MC’s parents were there to greet and pick up the two of them, taking them to MC’s grandparents place where they’d be staying the weekend-and Yoosung was THRILLED. MC seemed so happy to be seeing her grandparents, and they both seemed to love Yoosung so much, if the fact that they kept trying to get him to eat more food was any indication?

* He let MC guide him around, taking him out to the back of the house and into the big courtyard where her grandparents had planted fruit-bearing trees and vegetables, stopping by the kitchen coop where she remembered the names of every single chicken around.

* It was different from what Yoosung was used to, but he loved it-and seeing the smile on MC’s face, he loved it even more.

ZEN:

* Zen’s a city boy, through and through. He was born for the hustle and bustle of cars and trains, for the busy bustling life.

* So when MC’s parents called, insisting she and Zen come visit them on their next time off, she was perplexed-she wanted to see her family, and Zen seemed eager to meet them too...only she never told him where she grew up.

* She never mentioned that she lives in the countryside, how her parents have their own vegetable patch and sell the best lettuces and potatoes to big supermarkets-it’s not that she was embarassed of it, on the contrary she was proud of her parents’ hard work, but she had no idea how Zen would react to the idea of staying where there’s barely a decent phone signal for a few days.

* Well, it seems she was worried for nothing-when she explained the situation to him, he was thrilled! He packed more relaxed clothes for their trip, slacks and even farmer jeans he’d been saving in the back of the closet, that really...shouldn’t look as good on him as they did.

* She was worried throughout the trip, and Zen rolled his eyes as he held her hand, rubbing soothing circles on her knuckles. “I love you, and I love everything about you, your hometown included. There’s nothing to worry about!”

* And well, he was right. Her parents were so excited to meet Zen, they’d invited her grandparents and cousins for dinner, a huge meditarranean feast with produce they had grown and were proud of, and Zen was so happy to try it all and even help set and clean the table-her mother had taken her aside at some point, tipsy with wine as she whispered in her ear ‘don’t you EVER let this man go!’

* The next morning, MC woke up to find Zen wasn’t next to her-no, instead, he was out in the field with her dad, where he’d been doing all the heavy lifting for her parents-and seeing her man with sweat on his brow, his sleeves rolled up and a sack of potatoes over his shoulder shouldn’t be as hot as it was, but it’s Zen so-that’s a normal reaction, right? Right?!

JAEHEE:

* Boy....

* When MC’s parents said they’d love to meet her girlfriend, she was so shooketh-of course she wanted to meet MC’s family, but this suddenly? They’d invited them over this weekend?! She had no time to practice her reactions and speech and oh god, what if they hated her, what would Jaehee dO-

* “Jaehee, baby...I have to tell you something.”

* Jaehee’s mind went on overdrive. Oh no. OH NO. Were her parents going to hate her? Were they inviting them over to tell MC to dump her, is this what it was about? What MC wanted to tell her?!

* “Um, my parents-I was born and raised in the countryside. Our property is actually a house with a farm where we raise cows and sheep for milk and wool. Uhm, I just-I guess I wanted to make sure it’d be cool with you to stay over at this sort of place for the weekend?”

* Oh. Oh?! Is that all? Jaehee breathed a sigh of relief, turning to look to MC with a small smile. “Of course it’s alright MC. I’d love to meet your family and see the place you grew up at. I just...” she shrugged, a blush on her cheeks, “I just hope your parents will like me.”

* MC rolled her eyes. From the little they saw of Jaehee when MC skyped them, they’d already said she’s the best partner for their daughter-’the only one able to knock some sense into you’, her father has specifically said.

* Turns out Jaehee was far more of a countryside girl than she’d initially thought-she spent the weekend learning all she could from MC’s parents, meeting the sheep and even getting licked on the cheek by an over-excited cow, at which she laughed until tears formed in her eyes.

* At night, she sat at the porch with MC, a glass of wine in one hand, her other interlaced with MC’s. She was wearing a woolen sweater MC’s mom had knitted specifically for Jaehee, a ‘welcome-to-the-family’ gift as she called it, and it took everything in Jaehee’s heart to stop from crying.

* “I want that”, she said as she looked out to the starry night above them, far brighter than what they could see from their little apartment in the city.

* “Want what?” MC asked with a hum. Jaheee sighed, looking to the woman she loved, imagining the future ahead of them. “This” she said, “A life like this, for us-to be able to just hold each other and be proud of our produce and live quietly in the countryside-I can see how much you love it here and...I love it too. I-I love to see you this happy” she admitted.

* MC smiled, big and toothy as she leaned close to give Jaehee a quick kiss on the lips. “And we’ll have just that. We have the rest of our lives to plan it out” she added. 

* Jaheee laughed. “That almost sounds like a proposal” she grinned.  “Maybe it is” MC said cryptically.

JUMIN:

* Of course he had to visit MC’s family and properly introduce himself, as he’d be the one to marry their daughter. Despite MC’s concerns, he was the one to call her parents and introduce himself, explaining that he’d love to meet the family of the woman he loves as soon as possible.

* MC’s parents were....baffled, to say the least, and demanded MC explain everything to them-how could she be ready to marry this man when she never even told them she was dating him?! But she promised they’d meet him soon and they’d explain everything, so they calmed down, and said they’d expect the two to come over this weekend.

* MC bit her lip as she turned to Jumin as she hang up the phone. “Um, baby-I should tell you first, my family lives um-they live in the countryside. Is that...okay?”

* Jumin frowned. “Why would it not be? I want to know everything about you my love” he said, taking a step forward to take MC’s hands in his. “I want to meet your parents, see the place you grew up in, learn everything there is about you-it wouldn’t make a difference to me if you grew up here or the other side of the world.”

* With that, MC remained quiet, saying little else about her upbringing until the day they were to go to her family’s home. She saw Jumin pack his usual suit and tie and smiled a tight-lipped smile. “You won’t need those there. Rather...it’d be best to take something far, far more casual” she said cryptically. Jumin blinked owlishly but complied, taking out his suits in place of casual shirts and slack pants, as casual as a man like him could get.

* When they arrived hours later to her family home, he understood what she meant. Her home was in a rural area, bordered by green lush forest all around, and right beside it was a long stretch of a vineyeard, where they met her parents, a crate of grapes besides them.

* They were more than weary of Jumin at first, eyeing him like a foe-especially MC’s father, but when they all sat down for dinner and explained the situation to her parents, they started warming up to him. Her mother was more than pleased when he started asking about their vineyeard, clearly knowledgable in both wines and the different kinds of grapes there were.

* MC loved to see Jumin bond with her family, and was so excited when the next morning he woke up earlier than her to get dressed and head down to the gardens to help her parents spray the grapes to protect them from bugs, then going down to the small strawberry garden with her mom to pick fruits to make jam.

* Seeing Jumin smile with no inhibitions, standing side by side with her mother as he carried a crate of strawberries so MC’s mom wouldn’t have to do any heavy lifting....already she could see a life ahead of her with this wonderful, gentle man, and she couldn’t wait another moment to start living it with him.

SEVEN/SAEYOUNG/LUCIEL:

* He’d talked with her parents many times online, peeking at the corner of the camera whilst they face-timed their daughter. At first he was shy, barely able to stutter out a word to them, but eventually he was more than used to greeting them, even cracking jokes with her dad and talking about the latest gossip from the farmer’s markets with her mom.

* Of course he knew all about where she grew up-he hacked into all of that information the moment MC had stumbled into the RFA chatroom!

* He’s not really fond of the countryside-Saeyoung has so much energy as a person that a place that offers him little stimulation is borderline furstrating, so he never attempted even visiting the countryside before. 

* When he explained just that to MC though, she laughed, loud and bright. “Baby, if you want, just try and help out my parents with their daily tasks...I promise you by the end of the day you’ll be begging to just sit down and do nothing for hours on end.”

* Well, MC was....partly right. As soon as they arrived to her parents’ home, stopping a few times along the way as Saeyoung’s pricey sports’ car rumbled and complained on the dirt roads, he excitedly greeted her folks with hugs and kisses, telling them he’s ready to get to work.

* MC explained how he wanted to help them as much as possible this weekend they’d be staying over, and they were both overjoyed-a chance for them to relax a little was rare when there was both livestock and wide stretches of vegetables and fruit to take care of, and they’d take any opprotunity they could.

* So MC...barely saw Saeyoung the rest of that day. Instead she was content to let her parents guide him around, choosing instead to make some lemonade to take to all three of them on the fields as a little break.

* What she found when she walked out into the vegetable patch was an unexpected yet welcome sight-Saeyoung, a rake in his hands, farming gloves on his hands as he cleaned the soil and helped her mom pick out the cabbages that were ready for harvest, Saeyoung laughing besides her dad at one thing or another, looking like he belonged right there-it warmed her heart, to see a man that had been through so much laugh this bright.

* When Saeyoung turned to look to her, his smile shifted into something more private, his gaze clearly filled with love, enough to make her cheeks redden.

* Her mother walked up to her, taking a glass of lemonade from the disk MC held as she leaned close to whisper to her daughters ear; “This one’s a keeper honey. You better marry the heck out of him!” 

* And boy, looking to Saeyoung, walking towards them with his bright silly grin, his hair matted with dirt from the soil, his eyes crinkling with glee-her mother was right. MC would marry the heck out of this man.

-I’ll be adding Saeran and V soon! I just need some more ideas first so it doesn’t become repetitive, sorry ^^”

-send me a mystic messenger headcanon/scenario for character reactions!-

#my parents also live in the countryside #at a little town that's a population of like 40 people and 2 donkeys #and i spend a lot of summers helping them there but i...never rly liked to lmao #mystic messenger #mysme #mysme prompts #mystic messenger prompts #jumin han #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #luciel choi #saeyoung choi #mysme zen #hyun ryu #Anonymous

[marquillosource]

Crackpot Alternate Universe - Crossovers galore !!! ♥

You know how I love Spanish shows and love even more to make little crossovers in my head? I mean, it honestly just happens. Sometimes I have too many shows and plotlines in my head and they find a way to converge. 

So, now, my crazy brain has mixed La Casa de Papel, Vis a Vis and Élite.

We start with Vis a Vis and with Fabio :

Remember how Fabio (Vis a Vis) was a cop - and a damn good one - before quitting his job and becoming a CO at the prison??

sidenote - look how handsome he is ♥♥♥  ayyyy

Here’s what I propose - What if he was colleagues with Raquel and Alicia?

At the Academy, Raquel briefly dated Fabio and got secretly pregnant. Raquel’s father, who didn’t want her to ruin her life at such an early age by having a baby, helped her give the baby up for adoption. He'd convinced her that both her and Fabio were too young, both starting their careers... and a baby would only complicate things.

Fabio never knew about the baby. She just took off, to supposedly study foreign policy abroad or something like that, and then returned to the Academy a year later like nothing happened.

Not long after, Raquel and her father get into an intense argument about the adoption. She accuses him of having coerced her into giving up her son and tells him how she regrets her decision, but that it’s too late now. After the fight, Raquel’s father gets into his car and has a heart attack while driving, resulting in him crashing his car and dying. To this day, Raquel blames herself for his death.

Enter Élite and Guzmán :

With Élite’s second season coming soon to Netflix and all these trailers and promos being released, I’ve been reminded how much I love my boy Guzmán♥

(and sure, he was kind of prickly at first... but he grew on me! and tbh, I I think he has more than proved himself!)

What made me connect Guzmán with all the rest, you might ask... 

Well, besides his gorgeous looks and that he kind of reminds me of a young Fabio - all tall and good looking with those pretty blue eyes... 

GUZMÁN . IS . ADOPTED  !!!!

YEAH! Yuuuup! That’s right!! ADOPTED!!

(yeah, yeah, whatever...in élite’s canon, he was adopted when his birth parents died when he was really young... don’t ruin my fantasy with logic!!!!)

He was adopted by a rich family. Which, at the time of his adoption, was the ultimate deciding factor for Raquel. This childless couple would be able to give her baby everything he could possibly need...

And all the ages do kind of match up!!!!  

( # I live for my fantasies !! )

Present Time !!!

Throughout the years, Raquel has used her station on the Police Force and her clearance to keep tabs on her son and make sure he’s okay. Ángel, her new work partner, notices this and asks her about it. Raquel confides in him with the truth. Being the good guy that he is, being her closest friend and already wearing his love-goggles, he swears to keep her secret.  

Alicia somehow finds out about this dirt on Raquel (I don’t think it would be through Ángel though, he’s loyal AF to Raquel) and decides to use it against her. Like, maybe she didn’t care enough to turn Sergio in for Paula (because she knows her daughter, along with her mother, is protected in a safe location), but would she feel the same way about protecting her son???

On one of their conversations over the phone, Alicia taunts Raquel.

Being the psycho that she is, Alicia tells Raquel that becoming a mother truly is life-changing and now, that she is having her own son, she realizes how much children mean to their mothers.

She reveals that she knows everything about Raquel’s secret. Maybe even brings Guzmán into the Police tent like she did with Nairobi’s son, so Raquel would know for sure that she has him.

Raquel is shooketh. She can’t believe that not only does Alicia knows about her secret, but that she had him in her grasp.

But she isn’t the only one taken aback.

Sergio is incredibly confused with the exchange. Who was this Guzmán? And what did he mean to Raquel, for her to have such a reaction at the mere mention of his name... In all the extensive research he’d done on Inspector Murillo before the first heist, he’d uncovered most of her life - both the professional and the personal - and there was no mention of any Guzmán.

Of course, later on... when he asks her about it, she tells him everything and probably tells him to go away, to get away from her, to change their route so she would have no idea where to find him. Because she doesn’t know what might happen next. She knows what Alicia was capable of, how far she would go. If she did anything to hurt Guzmán, Raquel would have no choice but to turn Sergio in to save her son.

But Sergio refuses to leave her side. Instead, he vows to help her find her son and get him away from Alicia and the Police.

...

Ooh! Maybe I’ll write this into a fic. Guuurl, my fingers are itching for it!!!!

...

Bonuses we’d get from all of this:

Sergio being jealous of Fabio!!

Raquel bonding with her son

Guzmán meeting his little sister Paula

Knowing more about Raquel’s past

Sergio surprising Raquel by finding her son and getting him to Palawan♥

and did I mention JEALOUS!Sergio

#la casa de papel #marquillo #sergio marquina #raquel murillo #vis a vis #elite #completely crackpot au!! #but I LOVE IT #shut up jo #crackpot AU #au #don't @ me #lmao jk @ me at will ;))

[the--wrench]

a few misc. headcanons

i got this hc where wrench actually has an extremely famous utauloid voice ( think ... i think piko is their name ) that he recorded w his real voice. and NOBODY KNOWS he's the source of it. one day he was just like, "lmao what if i made an utau wonder how popular it'd get" but it basically becomes the next kasane teto / haku. and TONS of people come forward claiming his utau is their voice for the fame... Buuut nobody ever knows the real true source. also he calls his utau bolt. yep. Bolt is an honorary vocaloid

Wrench was mauled by a dog and it attacked his legs -- it’s why he greatly ( canonically ) fears them. puppies especially freak him tf out. you can see pretty gnarly scars / malformed flesh on his legs from it any time he wears boots. He doesn’t care about how little he wears, but when he remembers to, he tries to hide them. they make him a little self concious. It’s not as bad as his face scar, though.

He also has a good amount of scars littering his arms and body, because he literally ( canonically ) doesn’t give a shit if he hurts himself or gets killed. the kind of stunts he pulls are wild and dangerous, and he really just treads the line between life and death. it’s why he has so many what LOOKS like an unnecesary amount of little tattoos. Most of them he does himself, or draws on himself with sharpie. Half of them are sharpie tattoos, the other half are actual tattoos. Which are which? You’ll never know, but at least they do their job.

Wrench always reeks of oil. No doubt about it. He’s also always covered in at least one layer of dirt and shit, because he’s constantly tinkering with machines and getting dirty. His clothes aren’t faded -- they’re just covered in dirt. Please make him shower and wash his clothes

he made the spikes on his mask EXTRA SHARP -- razor sharp. that way, if anyone tries to force off his mask , they WILL get hurt. even though it was still forced off of him and he put up a fight to make sure it wasn’t taken, it still was ..... and that fbi agent’s hand bled. 

it still shookeths me that wrench really just does not give a fuck about if he lives or dies. i dont know why exactly he'd be like "if i die i die" but he is  ... and that shit  hurted. maybe he does such crazy / dangerous stunts and doesn't give a shit because he's takng the "be the opposite of miles" thing too far, and he generally feels like he doesn't belong anywhere anyways, so  ...i dunno. i reckon he wouldn't mind dying. he doesn't go outta his way to hurt himself or have suicidal thoughts. he just. doesn't care WHAT happens to himself. 

#ask to tag #i need a headcanon tag. fuck #anyways here's wonder wall

[maagicmiss]

Endgame spoilers !! Beware the spoil !!

This movie was amazing. With a lot of humor, which never fall flat. I was dumbfounded from the beginning to the end tbh Nobody asked for it but there is my hot take of Avengers 4 :

I felt really bad for Thor because ya know, depression™️ but damn the surprise/shock made me laugh. Noobmaster is an absolute evil that we need to end. They kinda did him dirty, I really wasn’t wanting for that but eh 🤷🏻‍♀️ Broken man 😔 Everytime I think about how much he lost I die inside a little more. Rocket was the real best dude here. Cheers to him. I was so fck happy for him when he got his hammer back !!! Like !!! "I’m still worthy" !!!!! You go you funky thunderous man !!! He deserves to be happy at all cost. Protect this man. During the last battle I was shook, with both his hammer and axe, fighting the purple asshole, so cool. Amazing, truly. Also, when he gave Valkyrie the commandment ?? My queen. She’s now my queen. By the way, we all know who’s in command of the Guardians now 🔥🔥😂

I can’t exprim how much I was sad for Natasha. When I saw them climbing this damned mountain I understood it was over for her 😭😭 I will love her until my dying breaths. She did deserve better but she died protecting her family, and the earth. She was the one who fought until the end, who did everything she could, and managed to avenge the earth. Thanks to her Thanos was defeated. Let’s honor her 😭👊🏻🔥

Clint. Like, dude. Pain. Angst. A bit of stupidity but that’s Clint so yeah. The assasinsbowl was ofc won by Natasha, and he lived. I would’ve been pissed if he died because he killed all this (bad indeed) people out of pettiness and sadness and anger for his family but he would’ve let himself die ? I understand. But like, dude. No. You’re a father. A husband. Natasha was ofc going to sacrifices herself instead of you.

HULK !!! My man. He’s happy and that’s all that matter 😭❤️ We stan a confident and humourus man y’all (Im still waiting for a height joke when Scott got aaaaaall huge in the end rip) Also, him being ashamed of his past self ??? Amazing. I couldn’t even in my wildest dreams lol I was dead when he met the old sorceress and got kicked out of his body lmaoo

STEVE. Or best known as America’s ass. Bae. I love that man. Everybody does. He did it. He did all his possible and it payed off. Also what a quick learner. When the hammer got lift, I was "W H O ???" Tbh I was thinking Loki, like "yo surprise bitches" but it was way better xD I think I screamed lmaooo But man, so fucking cool and impressive. That scene where he stand alone in front of Thanos and of his whole army ? With his broken shield ? I C O N I C. I am already seeing all the edit, gif, tribute, fanart and fanfic about it. I can’t wait y’all. Although, I was a bit disappointed about his closure ? Like yeaaah it was neat but... idk....... a bit dissatisfied and disappointed. The Steve/Steve was funny but also sad, idk. Although, Steve in the elevator saying Heil Hydra was beautiful.

Tony. I need to say it. Steve did him dirty. Like. Poor man. He didn’t deserve that, at all. I would’ve preferred Steve snapping down Thanos than him. He’s a father !! A husband too !!! Steve promised to him he wasn’t going to die. LIES, ALL LIES. I’m salty. But no hate for the blond man please. In the end, it was Tony choice. In the end with "The proof that Tony Stark has a heart" was heartbreaking. I wasn’t ready AT ALL. I’m not his biggest fan but oh damn, Sadness got me down. His daughter ? Pain. The little kid from Iron man 3 ?? Pain. Happy being sad ? Pain. Pepper ? Pain. I’m dead. He deserved better 😔 When he met his dad, I was dying. Dying of sadness but also of joy. Glad he could talk to him, and even hug him !!!!

Carol !!! THE bitch. I love her. She could walk on me and I would apologize. We didn’t saw her that much but ya know, it’s cool. I gave her entry a 9/10 because there wasn’t thunder lol (unlike Thor in Infinity War, who rightfully had a mighty 10/10). She was a queen. That haircut ? Beautiful.

Nebula. She’s my bae. Protect her. She’s doesn’t seem to need it but she does. Baby. She baby. But she’s a dangerous baby so be careful lmao Her killing in cold blood her past her (??? Was that suicide ?? Or murder ?? Or murder suicide idk ???) to protect her past sister was tragically sad and heartbreaking and beautiful. I’m saying a lot beautiful but hey I’m doing my best with my limited vocabulary. Nebula and her, and the guardian deserves happiness. Lowkey shooketh that nobody saw it was the past Nebula and not the right one but I’m going to excuse them by saying it the excitement of having all Infinity stones and of sadness for Natasha. Other way I’m about to throw hands 🤬😤

Iconic moment :

Carol saving Tony’s ass. We all knew that was how it gonna to happen but I was so relieved. 9/10.

Thor killing in cold blood Thanos in front of everyone, dead inside was wow, brutal. Not happiness out of it, no recomfort. Merciless, brutal, cold. He was here for the head and he got it. 7/10

Not an iconic moment but shush. The five years later ? I was astonished. It must have been 5 painful years. The world was in shred, dusts and broken people everywhere. Pain. Everything is blue, melancholic, broke. If I was one of the missing people coming back I would tell to every fucking one that joke "Hey, I’m gone like 5 seconds and everybody go apeshit ? What would you all do without me ?" Yeah im that bitch lmao 10/10 because you feel that emptiness and sadness.

Tony joining the idiots and Tired Steve™️ with an actual good plan in his fancy car with a lot of skids and other fancy stuff ? 10/10 good one, boi

That scene from Avengers 1 ? Then them on the side ? 6/10

Steve in that elevator ? You already know. 9/10

Steve commenting on his own ass ?? 1000/10 Trust me, it’s fair. Were waiting for that since Avengers 1.

I love Steve

Loki ?? Man, that dude is a joke but I love him. The face he made when he saw the case slide.... beautiful. The face he made when he jumped in the time hole ??? Iconic. 10/10. I want to know how everything is gonna to play with his series. I wanted more of him tbh I even was waiting for him in the last battle. By the way, is he still dead ? If he never went to Odin.... idk. Lowkey confused here.....

And last but not least :

The final battle.

Damn.

The fight between Iron Man, Thor, Captain and Thanos was intense. I was on the edge of my seat lmao It reminds me of their fight in Avengers 1, in the forest, for Loki. They were fighting against each other, now they’re fighting together 🔥👊🏻❤️ 9/10

Steve picking up the hammer ? 10/10 No comment, it’s fair. (The "I knew it" of Thor was priceless)

Steve getting a rematch on Thanos with both his shield and Hammer ? I C O N I C. 9/10 because it didn’t last long in my opinion.

Steve in front of the whole army ? Alone ? The face dirty of dirt and blood, the shield cut in half ? After he slowly stood up, even tho he was tired and probably had broken ribs ? How dare you not applause. That old man was ready to fight them all, and to fucking die. Stupid but amazing. 1001/10. Slightly better than him commenting on his own ass lmao (tag me if u ever do a fanart of this scene please)

Sam calling Steve ? Not iconic but still. I was dying and it cured me. My skin is clear, my debt are payed off, my grades are perfect and I’m now immortal.

The Powerful Women squad ? Damn. I love it. Sign me up for 10 movies about their shenanigans around the universe. 10/10

All the dead one coming back to life ? All the dead coming through the portals ? And looking badass af ?? Doctor Strange ? Wong ? Wanda ? Sam ? Bucky ? Spider man ? The Guardians looking sharp ? Black Panther with his sister and Okoye ? The Wankanda Army ? The spatial ships ? EVERYONE ????? Bitch Please, it was perfect. 10/10.

Tony snapping ? "I’m Iron Man." I was euphoric. 10/10. Then I was really sad. So 10/pain

"Proof that Tony Stark has an heart" ? A painful 7/10.

As you can read, I loved that movie. Like, very much, but, I’m a bit dissatisfied about the music. The Russos were idk, timid ? Shy about it. Most of them were old one, the themes of the characters and the principal theme (the one from avengers 1). Nothing too extraordinary, nor extravagant. Can do better.

Also, idk why but I found that Hulk was a bit weird ? Idk he seemed emotionless ? Maybe it’s only me but I didn’t like that much the CGI of Hulk this time.

Wanda. She barely spoke. Rip

Tony’s death. He shouldn’t have died.

Steve’s old days/death/idk. I’m not buying it. I don’t like it either. Glad Sam is Captain America now tho. Sad for Bucky. The dude is gonna end up alone in 2022 (or idk what years) with only Sam and Steve’s grandchildren or idk Rip dude

There is soooo much to say about this movie. Like, I write something down and something else is immediately coming up x) Maybe I’ll edit stuff later.

#mcu #avengers #avengers endgame #steve rogers #captain america #iron man #thor #ant man #loki #black widow #ronin #hawkeye #the avengers #chris hemsworth #chris evans #robert downey jr #carol danvers #brie larson #natasha romanoff #hulk #the incredible hulk #bruce banner #dr hulk #the russos #the russo brothers #sound like mafioso names tbh #marvel #marvel endgame #endgame premiere

[luminaxandra]

So here's an interesting au thing #RichDeku au

-Izuku is Quirkless

-Katsuki bullies deku because of it

-one day at the rooftop of the school katsuki accidentally pushed Izuku off the roof when he and a few other bullies with fighting him

-luckily izuku survives but his legs are now crippled and unusable, He uses a wheelchair now

- Katsuki regrets this alot

-Izuku's dad is a super rich guy who died and gave all his money and resources to Inko

-inko never used them until izuku legs were crippled

-Izuku's dad bought him an entire building before he died and placed it under Izuku's name

- Izuku's dad was a very successful Information broker for both Heroes and Villains.

-Izuku becomes the succesor of his late father's job and opts to live in the building with his mom while hiring a few mercs to keep guard. He's never leaves the building since

-Katsuki becomes Izuku's self proclaimed body guard (he actually gets paid tho). But still wants to be a hero

- Izuku and Katsuki apply for ua as a duo

-Izuku doesn't leave the building but instead uses holographs and tiny flying bug cameras to go out.

-Katsuki wears a chocker he calls "The Eye of Rah" thats actually a 360 camera for deku with a GPS tracker.

- his hero costume also has an eye on his forehead, its also a 360 camera

-Izuku becomes Katsuki's on battle informant and strategist

-he is also a skilled hacker

- Katsuki "YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM US INVISA-BITCH GUESS WHAT HIS EYES ARE EVERYWHERE and its infrared" que dramatic scene

- Katsuki "I have eyes in the skies and ears on the walls, no matter where you hide or what the fuck your hiding. DEKU will find it out for me. And then you'll die"

-They are basically the dream Support+Hero team.

-Deku has Bird cams, Fly cams, Spider cams, Dog cams, Cat cams, Mosquito cams and cockroach cams. He uses them to spy on people and you'll never know which ones are cameras cus they look and act so alike. The only way you'll know is if you squash them and robo parts come out.

- Izuku has already technically passed college level but chooses to stay at highschool level to support Katsuki.

-He is BASICALLY the bottom sugar daddy

- Katsuki "Money? All i have to do is snap my fingers and show my credit card and litterally every worker in this mall will kiss my shoes"

- phone suddenly rings "Kaachan~! I need you to get me a box no 3 BOXES of pocky~~~ thank youuuuu" hangs up

-Izuku has THAT MUCH MONEY also because he has alot of influence in high places

-Katsuki spends a lot on his Costume and wrist Braces.

- One day UA class 1-A & B go on a field trio to see the central of Information brokers, Midori Inc. Where people can come, sell their information, buy information, get an information network and hire a manager to handle to the networks. The Midori Inc looks like a building for the future ie, Holograms, Hoverboards, lots of glass tunnels for messages, robots, Uniformed informats.

-The reason why Midori Inc hasn't been forcibily shut down is because it has alot of dirt on the Goverment, Politics and almost every hero out there. You mess with M.I? Prepare to have your darkest deepesr secrets and weaknesses unveiled in broad daylight.

-All the workers including the robots call Katsuki "Young master Katsuki", Mitsuki "Mistress Mitsuki", Masaru "Master Masaru" , Inko "Madam", and Izuku "The Big Boss" even tho he is very smol

- The Bakugous and Midoriyas live on the same floor with different rooms but a big door connecting them both in the middle of it

- Izuku and Katsuki share a room with 2 big beds (They like to combine the beds) just incase Izuku needs help with anything.

- and yes, There are robot pets

- also yes #Dadmight

- the UA classes are #shooketh and they are provided with 2nd Class Building Clearence so they get to tour around the offices, training facilities and Science/IT labs. Where they meet Intern Hatsume Mei ❤

- But they don't have clearance to the Residence floors, The Private training facilities, The VIP training, Gym and spa facilities and the TOP floor where Izuku works

-Luckily Katsuki has Master Building Clearance so after (a lot of bribing) they check out the VIP Facilities and travel up to the top floor where they finally meet Midoriya Izuku in the flesh.

-And izuku is a Shy Smol Bab in which Katsuki likes to push around with his wheel chair (It's relaxing for him lol)

-Izuku's wheel chair is the top of the line Hover wheel chair with extra cushion and mobility (inko : Only the best for my baby izuku)

- it also has a tazer

- and a peper spray can

- Basically Izuku is Charles X without the super powers and More money 😉 and no teen students but a lot of grown up students who want to learn how to trade info

I had to put this up so i dont forget lol for myb next month or when i have free time 😂

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #izuku #au #bnha au #rich deku au #katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bakudeku #katsudeku #maybe todobakudeku #alternate universe #Rich izuku au #Rich!Izuku