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Kuroo : I think I like Tsukki.
Kuroo : I think about him all the time.
Kenma : Yeah, you do.
Kuroo : He's always running through my mind, I always wonder what he's doing, how he feels or-
Kenma : Yeah, I get it, Kuroo. You think about him all the time. Yes, I know. You tell me about him every five minutes. I understand, Kuroo.
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*playing cards*
Matsukawa : *shows card* Ace of spades!
Hanamaki : *throws UNO card* Card +4 colours!
Oikawa : *shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!
Iwaizumi : WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING?!!
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Oikawa : *licks lips* You're so hot, I'd do anything for you.
Iwaizumi : Ok, first of all stop licking my lips.
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Nishinoya : I'm always ready to break some bones.
Asahi : Yours or someone else's ?
Nishinoya : Both.
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Oikawa: Iwa-chan and I are like cocoa and marshmallows.
Hanamaki: Well, that's cu-
Oikawa: Cause I’m hot and he’s on top.
Hanamaki:
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Akiteru : What are your interests ?
Kuroo : Your brother in my room.
Akiteru : Excuse me ?
Kuroo : The sun and the moon. I love astrology.
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Just wanted to say this
Do you ever... look in the mirror and see a complete stranger? Do you ever see that person you don't recognize staring at you? Do you ever hate that reflection with all your soul?
I hate this. I hate that reflection. All of it. I hate this hair too dull and basic making me look like a twelve-year-old. I hate that skin all damaged and dry, I hate that jawline too soft, I hate those breasts I never wanted, I hate those shoulders that'll never be broad enough, I hate those skinny arms, I hate every part of it. But most of all, I hate the anger in those eyes. I hate that I feel this hatred. I don't recognize my own reflection. I feel like this is not me, not what I'm supposed to be, what I want to be.
And I wish there was something I could do about it, but there is not.
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SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;
Sexuality Headcanon: Gender Headcanon: A ship I have with said character: A BROTP I have with said character: A NOTP I have with said character: A random headcanon: General Opinion over said character:
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Bokuto : Hey, I got a game we could play, it's called 'Quick' and basically you say 'Quick' and followed by a command and the fastest one gets to create the next command.
Akaashi, Tsukishima and Kuroo : *nod in understanding*
Bokuto : Great! I'll start off. Quick, grab something you love!
Akaashi : *grabs fandom merch*
Bokuto : *grabs the cat*
Kuroo : *grabs Tsukishima's ass*
Tsukishima : Really ?
Kuroo : What ? I love the booty.
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Oikawa : I don't know how anyone can find Iwa-Chan evil or scary, he's too adorable.
Iwaizumi : *death stares Kyoutani*
Oikawa : Awww, he's so cute. I love him!
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Kuroo and Bokuto : *burst through door* We have a health tip for you!
Tsukishima and Akaashi : *stare at both*
Bokuto : If you have a frownie *points at Tsukki's and Akaashi's frowns*
Kuroo : Just eat a brownie! *holds out a plate with brownies*
Akaashi : This is why we love them.
Tsukishima : *chuckles with a fond smile on his face*
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Kuroo : You remind me of a campfire.
Kenma : Here we go again.
Tsukishima : How do I remind you o a campfire ?
Kuroo : I want S'more.
Kenma : Great, now I'm hungry.
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Kuroo : *runs into glass door and knocks himself out*
Tsukishima : *turns around and walks away*
Yaku : Isn't that your boyfriend ?
Tsukishima : Sshh! Lower your voice!
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Asahi and Tanaka : *talking about Nishinoya*
Asahi : He is so kind.
Tanka : He laughed at a child for slipping on ice this morning...
Asahi : So talented.
Tanaka : Playing the triangle is not a talent...
Asahi : He is so hot.
Tanka : *looking over to Noya, who is pulling an unflattering facial expression* Are we talking about the same person ?
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Sugawara : *to Tsukishima* Are your really okay ?
Tsukishima : Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Asahi : Are you sure ? You asked me earlier if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together.
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Akaashi : Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Bokuto : Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.
Kuroo : Philosophy is wondering wether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Tsukishima : Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
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Kuroo : Hey, what words would you describe me as ?
Akaashi : Crybaby.
Bokuto : Hotheaded.
Tsukishima : General waste.
Kuroo : Wow. My ego sure went up.
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