nonsense-heard-in-my-house

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Do you think Illinois ever brought werewolf yancy on one of his adventure ?

With some convincing, perhaps...

Just a particular party to look for a special companion..

Also i don't think he knew about the wolf thing until uhh later

#nice #i love Illinois’s expressions #ahwm illinois #ahwm yancy #art #ahwm #reblog #oh gob i reblogged this to the wrong blog

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sister: wanna wrap myself in a sock and do photosynthesis

me: what

me: that’s not what that is

sister: then what is it?

brother: metamorphosis

#sister #brother #family #textposts #quotes #humor #sibling memes #nonsense heard in my house

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sister, watching the mario teaser: why doesn’t he have a butt??

#mario movie #mario #nintendo #sister #hammy #nonsense heard in my house

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youngest sister: you know the simpsons donut?

me and hammy:

youngest sister: my one bold wish. is to eat it

#my younger sister #emu #youngest sister #the simpsons #siblings #quote #lol #funny #text post #donuts #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: people are like 'you cant lift your own body weight' but apparently i CAN because i'm WALKIN

#sister #hammy #family #memes #funny #textposts #quotes #lmao #relatable memes #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: cats can sleep for sixteen hours a day and its ok, but when I do it its wrong

#sister #hammy #family #quotes #memes #funny #textposts #lmao #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: just realized in the bathroom that i could make jason todd fall in love with me or make an eraserjoke the nanny au

sister: but i'm not

sister: because i have self control

#shes really on that making jason todd fall in love with her huh #sister #hammy #jason todd #red hood #eraserjoke #fanfiction #memes #family #self insert #lol #lmao #relatable #writing #bnha #nonsense heard in my house

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brother: why aren't the beach boys ever on the radio?

youngest sister, immediately: because they suck

#shes very vocal about her opinions #youngest sister #brother #j #family #quotes #funny #memes #sibling memes #the beach boys #music #radio #textposts #dank memes #lol #lmao #nonsense heard in my house #emu

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youngest sister, when she was sick: some of my nostrils are getting crusty

brother: how many nostrils do you have??

youngest sister: a couple

#lmao #youngest sister #brother #j #sibling memes #getting sick #quotes #family #funny #memes #textposts #lol #jokes #? #dank memes #nonsense heard in my house #emu

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sister: what's your favorite natural disaster?

sister: I personally like Me

#her: i also like tsunamis #her: except for when they drown people #the only good sense of humor in this house besides myself #sister #hammy #quotes #family #funny #memes #books & libraries #textposts #natural disasters #tsunamis #tw natural disaster #tw tsunami #tw drowning #dark humor #?? #relatable #dank memes #?? lmao #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: i dont want to get married

sister: i want to write fan fiction

#she said this in such a longing way it was hilarious #sister #hammy #family #quotes #funny #memes #humor #quote #text post #marriage #fan fiction #sibling memes #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: my mortal flesh c r a v e s apple sauce

#she was just hangin in the kitchen #she saw we had some apple sauce pouches and got weirdly happy #are we mentally stable? #who knows #not me #sister #hammy #family #quotes #memes #funny #apple sauce #tw food #text post #quote #humor #she's freaking calling it the paste of the gods #siblings #sibling memes #lol #weird humor #this would be fun #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: *puts her foot close to emu*

youngest sister, threateningly: i'll play your foot like a clarinet

#lmao why are they so weird #youngest sister #other sister #hammy #sibling memes #family #quotes #humor #memes #text post #funny #quote #siblings #clarinet #cursed memes #lmao #lol #nonsense heard in my house #emu

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sister: when i'm on my period, i listen to mr loverman by ricky montgomery

me:

me: why

sister: one of the lyrics is 'i'm cramping'

#when i say i wheezed #quotes #family #sister #hammy #humor #text post #memes #funny #quote #music #period #period memes #ricky montgomery #relatable #is it tho??? idk #lmao #lol #sibling memes #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: i just realized, as a writer, i could make jason todd fall in love with me or two characters with each other

#her galaxy brain bathroom thoughts #sister #hammy #quotes #family #funny #lol #memes #text posts #fanfiction #selfship #selfshipping #shipping #fanfic #writing #writing memes #writer memes #jason todd #red hood #dc #dc comics #lmao #relatable #fanfic memes #fanfiction memes #nonsense heard in my house

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sister: i know i've failed as a person when i identify with jason todd

#she relates to him #she says 'he hates people i hate people' #sister #hammy #quotes #funny #family #textposts #lol #jason todd #red hood #dc #dc comics #relatable #nonsense heard in my house

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sister, looking at a paw patrol item: the only law enforcement I trust

#lmao then my mom agreed #don't trust cops except that funky little dog one #love him #don't think i've ever even seen the show but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sister #hammy #family #quotes #memes #funny #lol #police #cops #law enforcement #police officer #paw patrol #text posts #humor #officers #nick jr. #nickelodian #cartoons #kids shows #cartoon memes #meme #nonsense heard in my house