#*spongebob pointing* IT'S HIM ITS MY GUY

[skitskatdacat63]

Vettonso x Similar Helmets

SV Germany 2012 x FA Monaco 2013: Gold & Dark Red

I think a lot about Vettonso and their mutual relationship witn gold. They're both golden boys, they're both seen lit gold by the sunshine on many podiums throughout the years, both have worn golden boots, and as you can see here: both have worn golden helmets. The parallels in these particular helmets makes me feel insane. Both are: gold with dark red accents, both have their birthplace's coat of arms(Bergstraße and Asturias), both have team animal motifs, and both have symbols to represent their two championships(You by now know the signifigance of the ones on Fernando's helmet, but I think the ones on Seb's are actually a callback to his Formula BMW days when he used to put the smiley stickers on his car for every win.)

And did you know both of these helmets were designed by the same helmet design company? Yep, both of these are JMD helmets. I know JMD helmets are/were pretty popular, but still, there's something to me about Fernando commissioning the same designer that Seb has been using since he was a literal child. Parallels, am I right?

SV Japan 2010 x FA Japan 2023: White with Black & Red

Haha I remember @protocolseben and I discussing this a bit back in September when Fernando's helmet dropped. I honestly think Seb is such an innovator and trailblazer in terms of helmet design, and you can see his influence in helmet design as recently as this past season. I'm not sure if he was the first ever driver to don a matte white helmet with red accents as a representation of the Japanese flag, but it certainly envoked him in my mind when I saw Fernando's!!

I think Fernando's is pretty similar to all of Seb's 2010-2012 Japan helmets but I like this one the most so! I think if Seb wasn't restrained by the Red Bull logo, he def wouldv'e put the red circle where Nando put his so I think Fernando did a really good job, even if unintentionally, at emulating Seb's sense of design.

SV Singapore 2012 x FA Singapore 2012: Sparkly!

Like I said in the one above, it's crazy how much Seb influenced helmet design. He was pretty much the pioneer of sparkly helmets for Singapore, right? It drives me absolutely insane that there's actually pictures of them together in such similar designed helmets. It's kinda funny actually that even though they're pretty deep in the championship fight at this point, and Seb just got one up on Fernando; Fernando is wearing a helmet that is a direct influence from Seb!!! Is that not insane???

Also, Fernando trying to be camp with trying the now in vogue sparkly Singapore helmet, and Seb accidentally completely blew him out of the water with his outrageous light up LED constellation helmet. But god yeah....to have pics of them in matching helmets from this era particuarly makes me emotional ;;;

SV Hungary 2021 x FA 2022: Pink with Dark Blue

I really could've picked any of Seb's 2021 helmets, but I thought this one matched the best with Fernando's main 2021 helmet(with the color pallet.) Also one thing, it's crazy how much control BWT has as a sponsor, I don't think I've ever seen another sponsor go so hard at having a chokehold on individuality. I like that we got pink liveries and pink helmets, but I don't think they should have that much control.

I'm almost kinda sad there wasn't any Miami GP in 2021, because I think that was the only unique helmet Fernando had in 2022. But these match pretty well! Pretty in pink!! It's crazy that their parallels in the 2020s are ongoing even before Fernando actually takes over Seb's seat. Thanks BWT I guess?

SV Abu Dhabi 2022 x FA Abu Dhabi 2022: Fernando's Seb Tribute Helmet

AND HERE WE HAVE THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE!!! The ultimate conclusion, it literally couldn't get better than this!! This is still unbelievable, like how is this an actual thing that happened!? Fernando intentionally branding his helmet, the only symbol of individuality in F1, with his rival's flag colors, HIS FLAG!!!!! Not to mention the literal "Vettono Best Moments" collage he posted alongside it....and the hand-holding....and everything that happened with them at Abu Dhabi 2022....

But god, after years of incidentally making parallel helmet designs, Fernando decided to officially tie the knot of the red string of fate, and make a helmet directly referencing Seb's. I think it's funny because as I said with two of the previously mentioned ones, those Fernando designs are pretty much inspired by Seb's, and here he is openly making one directly inspired by Seb. I don't really have words for how this actually makes me feel because it's just. Yeah. The most open and clear declaration of love and respect and admiration one could ever make. TO ME.

#all of my posts subheading should be: 'its probably not that deep BUT-' #i can't believe ive made two deeply researched and beloved posts in a row one day after the other #posts sponsored by: 12 am red bull consumption. my all-consuming devotion and love for vettonso. and my unwillingness to do schoolwork #i mean i felt a lot of emotions and had fun making it but like. hey. could you put this effort into school? #anyways feeling deeply emotionally affected about helmets and their symbolism #i think in the entirety of f1 seb and fernando are two of the most dedicated and passionate about helmet designs and symbolism? #so this post is very special to me :] helmet fuckers unite <3 #again: they say they aren't friends and don't share any hobbies and im just staring at them like YOU IDIOTS!!! #its just that spongebob meme of him pointing out the trashcans. like guys. be fr rn. you totally share hobbies #both like helmet design. paddel and pingpong. sustainability. cars. racing. european football. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON #well im glad they swapped helmets at some point(i think nando gave seb two pretty old ones as well. now thats dedication!) #if they werent cowards i bet they couldve also had a 5+ hour long discussion about helmet design ;;;;;; #thinking also about how fernando has one of seb's in his museum >:) but if only it were one of the ones on this list. sigh. #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion #well lmk if theres any other vettonso helmets you think are similar!!! im pretty blind to seb helmets that arent rbr era tbh #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #vettonso #we do a little bit of f1

[pumpkinsy0]

Headconnons about....

Buck, Dally, Darry and Tim (in Buck's bar) Buck is serving them the beers [since he owns the bar] hanging out, playing pool and getting drunk.

THANK YOU 🙏🏻

•first off it started as tim and darry drinking while buck is just making comments here n there tending to the bar

•talking about life, maybe how pony n curly gettin they smooch on 2gether maybe not, point is they r connecting over how fucked up their lives r, poor sad old men

•but then dallys ass alllways has to ruin shit ohhh boy🙄🙄

•tims just like “dude u look like shit” and its bc for the 100th time that weak him and sylvia broke up awwww</3333

•darry thinks dally rlly shouldnt b drinking especially w his track record of how aggressive he gets but its dallas tf he gonna do????listen??????

•quick context but a while ago i said that tim and buck r kinda like business partners cause tim still has family from haiti so yada yada buck has rum imported from haiti and tims like “give us that rn”

•imagine that whole drunk scene from that spongebob movie and thats exactly how they (rlly mostly tim and dally, darrys still a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids n never stops) got drunk, darrys like on the brink of tipsy but not rlly he still needs a few drinks to get there

•at first everything was generally fine, dallys hitting on guys n gals cause whatever, tims actually dancing konpa which is rare to see him do cause hes not much of a dancer, darrys awkwardly in a corner cause he dont do to well in situations like these poor old man </33

•at least once tim went back to the bar for water but then a song started playing and he went “OH FUCK THIS MY SHIT🗣️🗣️”

•BUT OF COURSE somethings always ruined and tim and dally start getting competitive, drinking games, getting them even drunker and playing pool of course

•TOTALLY unrelated but darry and tim were watching each other playing pool and were like “aye he kinda has a nice ass no homo tho”

•now it WAS a battle between tim and dally but darry was secretly joining in a bit and won everything so take that how u will, nobody but him n buck know bout that one

•buck is maybe a BIT tipsy bc he was drinking w them a bit cause theyre all his buddy in some way shape or form, but he can pull himself together just fine after working at a bar for over 6 years he seems pretty sober

•at some point tim and dally start almost getting into it but darry picks them up by the collar of their jackets n just goes “stop” n they do cause darry can b rlly scary when he wants

•eventually its gettin a lil too late and so darry goes home and picks tim up and leaves dally there cause dally already has a room there he’ll b aight

•tims just mumbling random shit in creole and darrys goin “yea its alright man” and maybe took a slice of bread n some water for tim on the ride home

•dally passed out and its not until like 1 am that buck kicks the guy awake n says “cmon man i wanna hit the bed and need to close up” hes groggy but whateva

and that was the end of that🫶🏽🫶🏽

#curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #tim shepard #darrel curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #buck merril

[sevicia]

Writer Guy's only "friend" who sucks majorly. Notes under da cut. Heart.

Firstly ☝️ he's heavily inspired by the experience of having someone follow you around even after you have told them very explicitly to stop doing so. Writer Guy will look him dead in the eye and say "I don't care about anything you have to say. Leave me alone, you annoy the shit outta me", and he'll just go "Bro you're always so funny LOL I'm probably the only one that gets ur sense of humor. Anyways, about my new podcast idea..."

This guy's deal is that he's obsessed with others' perception of him. He's an aspiring influencer and can't decide between being a youtuber, a streamer, or having a podcast. He's into crypto and defends NFTs like it's his job.

He met Writer Guy in college and has stuck to him like a leech ever since, even though they only had a few classes together. His reasoning was that Writer Guy seemed like the lone-wolf type and thus would attract attention with his ~mysterious~ charm, when in reality he was so boring that no one really paid him any mind. If you ask any of their ex-classmates, you'll find that no one really remembers either of them.

He spends a lot of time in r/shortguys and gets frustrated that he can't relate to the whole "women only ever pay attention to tall guys and we manlets are all martyrs" thing cause he's never even tried to get with a girl (he will lie about this). He's gay as hell but in almost complete denial. Genuinely believes stuff like "it's not gay with the socks on".

Unserious images that remind me of him:

I also gotta mention that his role in Mary and Writer Guy's story is very, very minimal, and that he never actually meets Mary. His story is a typical yaoi one where he falls in love with some guy and has one of those cliché "I'm not gay... why do I feel like this towards another man ?!?!!" moments. I chose to do it this way cuz I think it's funny as fuck to have him experience a romcom type thing while Writer Guy is basically Spongebob in the Silent Hill corridor.

I admit I'm not 100% sold on his hair, but it's brown for sure. Why? It just makes sense.

Some design notes including the other two:

Writer Guy is generally apathetic and would be considered boring at a surface level by 99,9% of the population. He teaches philosophy (ethics, specifically) at the college Mary attends, though they weren't aware of each other before The Events. His lectures are notoriously boring and many of his students sleep thru class or just skip them completely, but he passes them all anyways.

He's a writer in his spare time and writes trashy extreme horror on his (anonymous) blog, which is how Mary becomes aware of him. Stuff happens, his superiors (who are at best ambivalent towards him) find out about his hobby, he gets fired and doesn't care enough to defend himself or to raise any concerns about the school's attitude towards its teachers' private lives.

I also forgot to include his "On" design in the above pic, so here, a comparison:

I'm very obviously still figuring out how to draw him, but the drawing on the right is what he looks like at work. Just plain dorky and someone you would not look twice at.

I would also talk about his relationship with Mary, but for that I'd need to talk about Mary first, which I can't do rn cuz this post is already long enough and it's nearing 3 AM and she makes me absolutely BONKERS insane to the point I barely even know where to start when I wanna talk about her.

She's the only OC I have ever made a playlist for. I wish she was someone else's character so I could look at her without having to do the work myself.

A little fun fact about her is she used to dye her hair black before The Events. All I got for you rn.

OK that's all from me. For neoww...... Muah!

#diary #oc tag #oc talk #oc: mary #my art #the other 2 will get names someday too trust. #f slur #long post #oc: agnes #<- see? trust! :3

[unluckyhoneybee]

hello hello im back with my marcus requests :) feel like im a regular at this point (though its been a while) i would love cherry with dialogue 12 and 24! so i was thinking: fwb and marcus doesnt know, and one morning she hastily leaves when marcus is still half asleep bc of something with her kid (could be having to pick them up, take them to school or something else, nothing serious) 

maybe they later have a talk where she mentions having a kid and how it prevented her for going into a serious relationship, but she feels like a bad mum sometimes having a fuckbuddy (shes not!!!) i hope you can make something nice out of this :) - your regular marcus anon💆🏻‍♀️

Random prompt list.

Cherry: Single mum.

12. "What the fuck are you doing?" "Shh"

24. "You must be his/her favourite person in the world."

"Oh fuck" You checked the time and got up from the bed, waking a half asleep Marcus.

"What the fuck are you doing?" He said taking his hand to his chest. "You scared me"

"Shh. G-go back to sleep. I-I have to leave. I'm sorry. Uuuh... See you?"

He frowned. What was going on?

"Yes?"

You leaned over him and kissed his lips. "I'll text you"

"Cool"

And like that you ran to pick Roy up from his friend's house.

Days passed and you hadn't seen Marcus. Nor texted him. You were fully avoiding every contact with him because you had been late to pick your boy. The other kids parents weren't so happy and had definitely judged you a lot. And it had made you spiral down into a loop of anxiety and fears. Until Marcus texted asking if he had done something wrong. He had been feeling quite the same. You had left his apartment in a rush and he hadn't heard from you since then. He was thinking he had done something wrong and he didn't want to fuck things up. You were too special.

You: do you want to come over? There is something I want to talk about.

He showed up on time, biting his nails and feeling more nervous than ever. And when you opened the door and he saw SpongeBob on the TV and little cars around the floor, he only grew more confused.

"Are you babysitting?" He asked.

You shook your head and let him in.

"This is what I want you to talk about."

"What?"

"Mum!"

"Mum?"

Marcus looking at you and you wanted to cry.

"Come here, Roy."

He watched the little boy, who had your eyes and nose, walk to you. You picked him and kissed his cheek. You had a son? Since when?

"Roy, honey. This is Marcus. Can you say hi to him?"

"Hi, Marcus" He sweetly said.

Marcus heart beated so fast. The toddler was definitely cute. So cute. And you... Oh you were perfect.

"Hi, Roy. Nice to meet you"

Marcus shook Roy's hand and the boy giggled. For the first time, you smiled.

"I'm sorry" You said looking at Marcus.

"No, no. Um... It's fine"

And it was. He was strangely fine. He wasn't bothered at all. He was 22 and his fuck buddy had a hidden son. And somehow, he didn't care. Probably all of his friends would be bothered by this. Past him would be bothered by this.

"Can we talk about it?" You said with sad eyes. He nodded.

You left Roy playing with his cars and dinosaurs in the living room and took Marcus to the kitchen.

"Why didn't you told me?" He softly asked and grabbed your hand. His thumb brushed your knuckles and you lowered your head.

"I... I have been ditched before. Guys don't want to mess with a girl who has a son." You confessed. "But... You are so nice and I have so much fun with you... I was selfish the first time and didn't told you. Then the second time I was too scared and then... Then I simply couldn't..."

"The other day..."

"He had a play date and I was late to pick him. I lost the track of time with you and... Fuck... I feel like a horrible mum sometimes"

"Why?"

"I went to fuck someone while my son was at his friend's house."

Marcus shrugged. "Is it such a big deal?"

"Kind of? I don't know"

Marcus swallowed the lump on his throat and cupped your chin. You let a shaky breath out and he pressed a kiss to your lips. "Would it be such a big deal if instead of your fuck buddy I was your boyfriend?"

Your eyes opened like plates. You had just introduced him to the son you had hidden from him and he was (somehow) asking you to be his girlfriend.

"What?"

"Answer"

"No"

"Then... Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

Your grabbed his shirt and pulled him closer.

"A-are you serious?" You struggled to say. "And sure? Are you sure? I-I have a son..."

"I am"

You cupped his cheeks and kissed him deep and slow. "Yes, yes. I want to" You said between kisses."

Marcus smiled on your lips and pulled you for another kiss.

"Marcus! Look! My stegosaurus!"

Marcus pulled back and licked his lips. He didn't let go of your cheeks.

"Wow mate, that's so cool" He told Roy.

The boy happily ran back to the living room.

"Did he just perfectly pronounced Stegosaurus?"

"Um... Yes." You answered with a smile. "My boy is really clever, Marcus."

"I wasn't expecting less"

You both laughed.

"Marcus!"

"On my way"

You gasped when Marcus went, without doubt, to the living room and sat with Roy.

Soon they were both playing together with the little cars.

"I drive cars, Roy"

"No!"

"Mhm. Really fast"

"ON RACES?!"

"Yes, buddy"

You sat with them and kissed Marcus cheek.

"Mum! Is true?"

"It is"

Roy jumped and grabbed Marcus hoodie.

"I want to go"

You both laughed.

"You must be his new favorite person in the world"

Marcus chuckled and looked at you with a smile.

"I love you"

You blushed and smiled.

"I love you too, Marcus."

"Thank you for telling me."

"Even if it's late?"

"It's not late. It's the right moment"

You leaned your head on his shoulder.

"Marcus! Let's race. You are the blue and I'm the green"

"Okay mate, come here"

Heeey, I changed it a bit. I hope you liked it!

#Random prompt list #Marcus Armstrong #Ma #Blurb #Fluff #Indycar

[screen-universe-official-thingie]

"Happy... Birthday?"

There is an actress, who's been recently born into the Universe of the Screen. Just like those before her, she's been dropped into the Fictional Realm, where actors rest after long hours of work.

From the start, she's been doing well, a kind Sponge Fictional took her in and let her stay for a time being. That is, until the empire found her and finally put her to work.

The unfortunate actress, so young, so naive, never knew what she had coming. Her creators bestowed her such a heavy role, a mask of a monster. At first, she didn't know how bad could it be. It was just a character right? This was all just a game of pretend... Right? After all, she was made for this role, literally created for it. Surely it can't be hard. How bad can it be? It's just some woman who cares about animals and lost a loved one.

However, society said otherwise.

The empire hated her for it. Despise her for the role she plays, and for serving her purpose. They declared time and time again that they hated her existence.

"I'm an actor, just like you guys!" she said.

They stay away. They push her away, side eyed her and everything.

"I'm not like her, see?" she said once more.

Rolcist thrown things at her, hurled insults at her. After a long day of work, another Fictional wished she was dead, and another, and another.

Monster, lunatic, a deluded. The list of insults went on.

"... I'm just an actor," she pleaded.

"I was doing my job," she sobbed.

The void of hatred stared at her.

"What did I do... What did I fucking do..." She glared at her own hands. Hands, or rather, gloves of an abuser, a killer, a beast.

She tried to escape all of this, but couldn't. Or rather she wouldn't do it. For at least one Fictional cared about her.

On the fateful release of her first project, a mouse Fictional came by. He was, and still is the powerful leader of a far off kingdom. One they called the Disney Kingdom. For someone so small, so puny, he can pack a punch. Prior to all this, he's already walked through the path of blood and is still treading through it.

There he stride for his next victim, the Villainess.

For an actor who claims to know what's real and what's an act, the mouse can't help, but kill those of the villain role on sight. Every ounce of suffering and pain they been through in his hands was delicious to him.

Just as her part of the act reaches to its grand finale, the mouse shows his power. Blood spilled. Ice shards were erupted, jellyfishes were stabbed and so was her designated henchman. The actress playing as her daughter was trapped in his ice from the waist down. The actress, now in the corner, curled up into a cocoon in the hairstyle bestowed by her creators.

And so, the mouse approaches.

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Okay so this was supposed to explain how the fuck it all led up to what's happening in the art, but ended up doing a little info/lore dump on what the fuck this Lus has going on in the daydreams as of late with probably a poor attempt of adding in some short storytelling elements. There's more to what's going on with both her and Mickey, but that'd take a while to cram it all into the post. So yeah.

Tldr: Actress has to play evil Poké waifu with a Jellyfish addiction, becomes besties with SpongeBob, gets an existential crisis about the nature of her role/persona because society shits on her for it (and Spunch taught her about morals too early), tries to kill herself to escape her vessel (but didn't go through with it), and gets a near death experience from a psychopathic mouse king.

Dw, she lives and all, just left traumatized and pissed about the Mouse Moment.

Anyways, happy birthday to Mickey and happy anniversary to the OG Pokémon SuMo games.

Note: Unlike the SpongeBob birthday painting, this piece is based on an actual event in the paracosm, a reoccurring scenario that's both an important plot point and something that stuck despite all the changes this paracosm goes through. I have to post this here instead of the casual account.

Update: Remember when I said she tried to kill herself? Yeah, I modified the lore a bit. Now her "escaping the job" attempt is now less of an actual suicide attempt and more like an attempt to quit her job/role as the character, which just so happens to be heavily tied to her life. She wouldn't immediately die if she's outside the meat suit, she'll just have to succumb to the pain to actually end up perma dying or deleting if she doesn't return to the meat suit.

#immersive daydreaming #mickey mouse #Someone arrest this mouse and ban him from a live Pokémon game because my god #art #digital art #digital painting #pokemon villains #just daydreaming #mouse moment #Lusamine #someone give the actress therapy (or not. you do you) #this is what happens if you transfer psychopathy from an actual villain to a mouse #MICKEY STAHP #Actor AU with extra steps #pokémon sun and moon #screen universe #paracosm

[ashenberry]

GENERAL DGS2-3 SPOILERS TRED LIGHTLY

[ID: A collection of ms paint doodles featuring characters from the great ace attorney.

Image 1: Ryuu and Van Zieks are playing chess. There is a note pointing towards Van Zieks that reads, "doesnt know how hes losing to this chicken mcnobody" and a note pointing towards ryuu that reads, "honestly just cracked at chess"

Image 2: Ryuu and Iris, who is in her purple outfit, are looking at a portrait on the wall featuring Reigen Arataka from mob psycho 100. Iris comments, "damn this bitch ugly" to which ryuu follows up with "fr" Van zieks is seen below the portrait, furious.

Image 3: Ryuu and Iris are wide eyed looking down. Iris says, "oh my god he definitely murdered a guy" there is a note pointing towards ryuu and iris that says, "looking at a wine bottle" Van Zieks is standing behind them, unamused, with a note that reads, "literally standing right there"

Image 4: Sholmes giving a thumbs up saying ,"gregson would be a real hit in the gay community"

Image 5: A screenshot of Reigen Arataka from mob psycho 100 sitting politely with sholmes clothes drawn over him

Image 6: ryuu saying "HI SLUT" to the previously described image

Image 7: Iris gestures towards sholmes, who has both hands on his hips but looks worried, and says, "HEY RUNO WANNA SEE HOW HARD I CAN KICK THIS SHOLMES STATUE IN THE NUTS" there is a note pointing towards iris that says 'knowingly'

Image 8: Ryuu and Iris standing next to eachother making :3 faces

Image 9: Ryuu yells at sholmes, "STOP KINNING OUR MURDERER" while sholmes thinks of the strangler from spongebob

Image 10: Susato looks to the side and says, "I wonder where mr sholmes is" Sholmes is dancing in the background with a note that says, "breaking it down, as ne put it, "sexual style"

Image 11: Ryuu points ahead of him jaw dropped and says "IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER" Susato looks worriedly over and says, "we knew he was gonna be here???" in the upper right is a cut of doodle of bear ryuu and susato with the word "diggus" under it

Image 12: Ryuu dancing with the text, "lets dance mr slut"

Image 13: Susato dancing with the text "fuck it im gonna do my hail marry theory"

Image 14: Ryuu pointing towards a jpeg of Enoch drebber with the text "ok and? above. Ryuu says, "YES ITS OUTLANDISH BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE VICTIM IS AND ALSO LLOOK AT THEIR HAIR"

Image 15: The judge thinking, "damn these beasts loud!" with the jurors below

Image 16: Sholmes, crying, says, "none of you appreciate my catholic humor >:'("

Image 17: Sholmes is dumping a bucking with the word bleach on it and says, "i love bleaching the sea" gregson is running towards him from behind yelling "THATS HE THAMES U-" the rest is cut off but enough remains to tell it says "SON OF A BITCH"

end ID]

figured id post my dgs doodles from jeffs lets play

#dgs2 spoilers #tgaac spoilers #sketchin' #very long id but im not sorry there were a lot of images <3

[youofsomesong]

Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 6)

thats a richie if ive ever seen one (nah that was his old roommates character)

gollum and voldemort (wrong names but at least one of those fandoms is right)

thats spongebob, of course (askdfjh just from this i know the rest of this is gonna be great)

thats an overworked (but sassy) barista (she is!!! and i love her so much)

crissandra

thats a buck

wilma flintstone and betty rubble

“thats a rob or something” (he sent his girlfriends response who has seen part of this musical so idk why she was wrong) (im also gonna send these to her, she should not be answering on his)

sebastian (maybe i was still reeling at his gf not knowing paul after watching part of tgwdlm but i burst out laughing at this)

white ru paul

zoltar (i was prepared for jafar again, i like that it wasnt jafar)

ludo

mrs. princess

satan and his girlfriend, satan (at this point his gf texts me telling me i brought this upon myself and i know, i wanted funny)

fredonia baggins

i meant frodo, but that works

greaser johnny (honestly...from lore from nmt, he does work on cars if he follows his dads footsteps so...)

thats the same guy (FINALLY!!! EVERYONE ASSUMED THEY WERE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS!

thats andy warhol with contacts

thats a nameless background character from a local theatre adaptation of the film “animal house” (asjdhfjksah he had a name dude. we have a cult for him. i have a cameo from him)

thats peter parker if he never became spider-man (whats with my friends this time and thinking this is either spider-man or a spider-man actor adfkjhas)

bames jond

NPMD SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

michael jacksons character in the “thriller” music video

adam and eve (hes close enough for someone who hasnt seem it)

you drew a picture of her (i did :) its on my instagram (youofsomesong) and my art account on twitter (dontdosadnes))

she looks like that girl from the movie “clueless”

but with more of a 2014 thing going on

ernie

millennial peter pan

neon joe (this dude should be asleep so hes loosing it rn)

akihabara

pokemon gym leader

sportacus

he looks like an evan

#my friends guess starkid characters #its enteraining #and fun #starkid #team starkid #starkid black friday #black friday #a very potter sequel #A Very Potter Series #the guy who didnt like musicals #the trail to oregon #Firebringer #twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #spies are forever #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd #npmd spoilers #tin can bros

[unfortunatelyself]

✨️ My autistic/adhd headcanons: ✨️

Dipper Pines

From Gravity Falls

Mabel being autistic and adhder is a popular headcanon I've seen several times, but I dont understand how no one seems to care about poor Mason guy. I mean, its clear for me that he is autistic as well. He struggles in social situations, has anxiety, wears the same outfit everyday to avoid wasting time thinking about what to wear, the diaries and the author are clearly his special interests to the point he doesn't sleep bc of it, he stims without even noticing by chewing pens when he's stressed plus he's probably trans.

Star Butterfly

From Star vs the forces of evil

This is a headcanon I've seen a little discussion on and I completely agree. Star behaves differently than those around her and although the show tried this to look like a cultural shock cause shes from another dimension, even in Mewni the only one who understands her is her father. She has echolalia, she happy stims by jumping and clapping, she hyperfocus/obsess, cant stand boredom, always find a way to have fun, she cant get the hint that someone dont like her; Marco was running away terrified of her while she was happily waving at him and saying goodbye and when Britney told her she would invite her to her party when pigs fly she took it literally. She's passionate, resolve things her way, can have strong emotional reactions, shes creative, very energetic and with a strong sense of justice.

Spongebob

I dont even know where to start, not only bc it is incredibly obvious hes autistic, but also it makes angry that his autistic traits are portrayed as annoying in the show and the ableist inside it.

His special interests are krabby patties. He loves his work, although its not even a work for him, its his life, he loves doing this with a passion, he don't want to stop doing it and gets depressed when Mr Crabs forces him to have some vacations.

He can became hyperfocus/obsessive, specially when it comes to krabby patties and the krusty crab in general.

He is very sensitive and experience his emotions very strongly, hes caring and get attached easily.

He doesn't get when people dont like him, although he is aware that he annoys Squidward and even have a day only to annoy him with Patrick, the rest of his interactions with him or anyone, he doesn't seems aware, something thats portrayed as "dumb" which I totaly hate btw.

He acts younger than he is, even some citizens of bikini bottom refer to him as a kid, when he's actually 20 something. More like an adult who does whatever he wants and makes him happy to me. It doesn't seem like he dislikes being called a kid by others but it stills annoy me a bit cause the ✨️ ableism ✨️ yk.

He has an "inappropriate" and "annoying" laugh and in general he is "annoying" and it piss me off that all that considered annoying are nd traits, and it personally annoys me more bc Spongebob has been my favorite cartoon since I'm like four and most of the think he does, I do them too.

Luz Noceda

From the owl house

Since episode one u can tell she has adhd and how the principal(? of her school and her mom, instead of trying to understand her, only want her to change and bahave like she should. Not like the spiders where the best idea but still, they also wanted her to stop engaging on her silly fantasy books. Very understandable she decided to stay at the boiling isles.

She lives in her own world. She's full of creativity, passion, new ideas, she wants not only to explore the world, she want to do it now, like, rn. Shes also very energetic, always ready for an adventure or a lecture as long as shes interested.

Oscar

From Summer Camp Island

He is so clearly autistic to me. He has difficulties with change and adapting, something we see the moment he arrives at the camp and his parents leave; he even tries to leave bc this new environment, all the changes, being away from the safety his parents represent its too much for him.

Hes anxious asf, hes clumsy and a little clingy. He get his confidence when he feels safe with his friends and in the moment theyre not around he starts getting worried.

He is a calm guy who likes doing things his way and prefer staying at his cabin, chill and cozy but who also likes and is willing to go on adventure as long as he feels comfortable and safe with his friends, from which he gets his strength.

Reassurance and a book are enough to make him happy.

I love him. Hes also the character i relate the most with from this list (I relate to all except from Dipper and Neddy).

Neddy

From adventure time

Same thing as with Dipper and Mabel, Neddy is Princess Bubblegum brother, her being autistic is a well known headcanon but Neddy, oh man, hes pretty much too but since he has so little screen time I wouldn't be surprised if people dont even remember him.

He is non verbal and very very sensitive to noise and change, being Bonnies song the only thing that can calm him during a meltdown.

There's not much else to say, Bonnie and Neddy is the only episode hes part of, but i think thats enough. Since the very beginning, he seemed very overwhelmed by the different environments and noises him and Bonnie were facing after leaving the mother gum. He desseperatily cries and tries to run away from the danger or discomfort hes feeling.

I really wish he had at least another episode to see his relationship with his family and to understand and get to know him more, apart from the ending scene in which Bonnie and their aunt are singing to him.

(For the record, i dont like Bonnie but i do like this quote from Bonnie and Neddy. It also goes pretty well with this post.)

#autistic headcanon #autism #adhd tag #gravity falls #svtfoe #spongebob #summer camp island #adventure time #neurodivergent #adhd headcanon #nd headcanons #dipper pines #star butterfly #luz noceda

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Do you remember the pizza delivery SpongeBob ending where the fish yells at SpongeBob for not giving his drink and SpongeBob crying and squidward defense spongebob how about the replace the scene with SpongeBob and squidward s/o and the skeletons how would the skeletons defend the s/o crying

Here's the scene for those who don't have the reference!

Undertale Sans - That's ok. He can buy the pizza instead. Who cares about some stupid guy who can't enjoy your perfect delivery? Sans is putting a little more effort to make you laugh that night.

Undertale Papyrus - Oh. That's not very nice. Papyrus goes knock on the door. "YOU HADN'T ORDER ANY DRINK, I WAS THERE. NOW YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO S/O FOR BEING AN UNGRATEFUL JERK. THIS MOMENT." The man is offended. "Who do you think you are?!" Papyrus takes a deep breath, then grabs the man by the collar and drags you at your feet. He won't let go before the guy apologizes and pays for his damn pizza. Delivery men are not your slaves!

Underswap Sans - Blue goes to do a surprise police inspection of his house for no reason. His hands are twitching. At the first illegal thing he sees, he's dragging the guy out to take him to the police station. He is totally abusing his authority and you know what? No one will ever believe him if he says anything because Blue is loved by his colleagues.

Underswap Papyrus - He just sits with you on the sideway and offers you a hug. Some people are just jerks. He recommands you to report the guy to your workplace so he can't order pizzas again in your shop. Clearly, he just wanting to be annoying.

Underfell Sans - Well. Exactly like in the video, Red grabs the pizza, knocks back, and then slams the pizza in the guy face. Unlike in the video, he then proceeds to beat the shit out of the confused screaming man on the floor, just so he gets the message. Asshole. You don't hurt his S/O.

Underfell Papyrus - He threatens the guy to take the case in court and he's like the most feared lawyer of the town, so either the guy pays the pizza twice its price or he's screwed. The guy shits himself when Edge starts to recitate random laws lines, and gives him the money. See? That wasn't that hard.

Horrortale Sans - When he sees the ruined pizza, Oak's head twitches. Did that asshole just ruined a perfectly edible pizza? That asshole is dead. He takes a huge axe out of his dimensional box in front of your very "WTF???" eyes and slams the door open. "Here's Sansy~" he says with a very dark and cavernous voice. All you can hear next are screams and begs. Oak won't kill the guy, but scare him enough to pay the pizza back to you in panic. He doesn't even take the pizza. Oh well. That's ok. Oak just sits on the floor to hug you to comfort you as he eats the pizza. He's purring happily.

Horrortale Papyrus - Willow is mad. This is no way to treat delivery men and even less food people cooked for you! He blocks the door before the man can closes it and starts to lecture him to death on good manners and the high value of food. The guy is bored at first, but Willow is really good at this and soon the guy is crying because he realises what he did was horrible. He apologizes, pays for the pizza and even gives you a huge tip. You're looking at Willow in disbelief. That's some bad witchcraft at this point.

Swapfell Sans - First, he conforts you a little, then he grabs the pizza, localises the guy's soul, and drags him out of his house by it, forcing him to pass through the closed door. "My girl/boyfriend brought this pizza for you. You are going to pay it, or I'll send you back to your house through the wall." he says in a whisper, with a very creepy voice. The guy doesn't take him seriously at first, but then Nox made a gesture to slam him in the wall and stops him inches before he touches it. This time, the guy cries in fear and pays the pizza. Here you go.

Swapfell Papyrus - He grabs the pizza and explodes it on the guy's window. You two are then forced to run as fast as you can as the guy called the police. Rus is flipping his middle finger at him until the end of the street. He has no regret at all.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He teleports the pizza, whole, in the guy's stomach. The guy starts to choke. While he is agonizing on the floor, Wine tells him that since he ate the pizza, he has to pay. The guy is terrorised and gives him his whole wallet. That's the most expensive pizza you have ever seen, but eh, now you can go in Italy like you wanted to for the weekend!

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Coffee is angry, and goes to knock again. "That's not very nice! Pay the pizza!" The guy punches him in the face and closes the door. Now both you and Coffee are crying on the floor. That's a rough day. That's ok. Tomorrow is another day...

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #fellswap gold #sans #papyrus #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

#star prompts #vibe prompts #writing prompts #creative writing #creative prompts #dialogue prompts #imagine your otp #otp prompts #imagine your ocs #funny prompts #comedy #tw swearing #tw sus #Yes i can be sus lmao #prompt list #prompt list friday #tw dark themes #probably #tw dark humor #tw sensitive content #sensitive topics

[sayuricorner]

ROTTMNT x Monkie Kid crossover prompt idea: Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey - EXTRA 2 - Snippets dialogues

Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing.

Here’s a bunch of snippets for my  ROTTMNT x Monkie Kid  prompt! ^^

The first one is a rewrite of a dialogue from the first ROTTMNT episode while others are 100% made by your truly! ^^

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From the episode “Mystic Mayhem”

Raphael: "We just defeated a boss villain! We're heroes! We deserve a name like "Mad Dogs"!"

(The turtles, Sandro, April, and Mayhem look to the side in dramatic poses as the name "Mad Dogs" flashes across the screen and a dramatic music sting plays.)

Leonardo: "Mad Dogs? You don't think something like "Ninja Mutant Turtle Teens" or - I don't know. Maybe -”

Sandro: “Hum-hum!”(Sandro interrupt Leo with a fake cough and stared at his brother with a deadpan expression while his tail is pointing at April and Mayhem.)

Leonardo: “Riiiiigggghhhhttt... We'll keep brainstorming."

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Distraction:

Raphael: “Okay guys! We had to infiltrate this building without getting caugh! All we need is a distraction!”

Sandro: “Oh! Me! Me!Me!Me!Me! Pick me Raph please! Please!Pleeaaasssseeee!”

Raphael: “Okay! Okay! But please try to be subtle Sandie! We can’t create too much of a commotion!”

(Spongebob voice off)

*A few minutes later*

(Poeple are screaming in confusion as they fall through shadow holes and are thrown out of the building, from inside the vents the Mad dogs are looking at the scene with wide eyes.)

Raphael(whisper loudly at Sandro): “You call that ‘subtle”?!”

Sandro: “Well, the panic “subtly” keep those people from noticing us!”

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Debate:

Leonardo: “Come on Sandie, you know I’m right!”

Sandro: “Uh, na-ha! Absolutly not!”

Leonardo: “Yes, you do!”

Sandro: “There’s no way that hawaiian pizza is the best pizza existing!”

Leonardo: “How?! You love pinapples! You love pizzas! I’ts the best of both worlds how can’t you like it?”

Sandro: “Just because I like both doesn’t mean I like them mixed together! I mean pinapple with margarita sauce and cheese? blerg!”

Donatello: “Sorry to interrupt this "interresting discussion" but we're litteraly in the middle of a fight so can you PLEASE report this debate to later?”

(In the background a giant plant monster is rampaging around, it holding in its tentacules Raphael and Mikey who are screaming for their lives)

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"Negociator"

Leonardo : “Don't worry hermanos! I'll do the talk with Big Mamma, I'm the face man after all!”

Raphael : “Yeeeaaaahh... Maybe take Sandro with you for the talk? You know just to be sure!”

Michelangelo : “Yeah dude! Sandie is like a master manipulator! He could help to avoid any trick!”

Sandro(Fake shocked gasp): “A manipulator? Me? Honestly, this is very exagerated!(smirk) I prefer the word "negociator".

Donatello: “Like the time you "negociate" with this pizzaiolo to give us free pizzas by telling him that the foot clan ninjas we were fighting in his pizzaria were send by a rival pizzaiolo who wanted to sabotage him?”

Sandro: “Hey! It was a thank you gift, it would have be rude to refuse! And I didn't see you complain about the free pizzas!”

Donatello : “... Touché! “

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"Cowabunga"

Donatello(looking through his binocular) : “So, looks like Hypno had decided to crash this Magic show and is now making a mess!”

Raphael : “Well if he want messy he's gonna get it! Okay, here's how we're gonna do this-”

Leonardo : “Uh, Raph? Mikey and Sandie already beat you to it!”

Michelangelo and Sandro(Jumping from the bulding roof while telling excited): “COWABUNGA !!!”

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"YOU!"

Sun Wukong and Macaque (When seeing Draxum): “YOU!!!”

Draxum (Deadpan): “And here we go... (Get tackled by the two angry monkies) Gha!”

Sun Wukong (Furious): “Give us ONE good reason why we shouldn’t pound your head in the ground repeatetly?”

Draxum (Speak with difficulty): “Well, maybe I could think of something if I hadn’t two staffs pressed against my throat!”

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Taunt

(Raph, Leo, Mikey and Sandro look deadpanned and confused at Donnie and Red Son showing off their tech to each other, beackering and wierdly taunting each other) 

Mikey: “Am I the only the only one who is wondering is they’re taunting each other or flirting?”

Sandro: “I... Don’t know...”

Leonardo: “Is there really a difference?”

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Better than me (warning: angst and sad fluff, rottmnt movie spoilers)

(Sandro is sitting on a cliff on Flowers Fruits Mountain, looking sadly at the horizon, Sun Wukong appeared from behind him and sit by his side)

Sun Wukong: “Heyyyyyyy... There you are bud! I knew I would find you there!”

Sandro: “...”

Sun Wukong: “You know, you ran off rather spontaneously! Your family and the others were worried!”

Sandro: “...”

Sun Wukong (Sigh): “If this is about today’s training, honestly you shouldn’t think too much about it! You were-”

Sandro: “I was bad at this!”

Sun Wukong: “Hey! Don’t be like that! Sure you still had a lot to learn, but I wouldn’t say you were bad!”

Sandro: “But I was! During the whole session I made a fool  of myself and I didn’t made any progress!”

Sun Wukon: “Come on bud! It’s okay! It’s just the begening, you will end up progressing!”

Sandro (frustrated): “You don’t understand! In my family I’m the Sneaky Guy! I’m the one who’s supposed to be on the look out for possible ennemies, traps and dangers! I’m supposed to see things coming and anticipate any threat and to be fast and strong enough to face them to help my family to protect themself, to protect them! But too many times I’m taken short and end up need to be saved! Even when the Kraangs attacked, I got caugh and used as a living batery before I could warn the others and I was the one who needed to be saved! All this because I wasn’t fast and strong enough! And I’m supposed to be the clone of two of the most powerful monkies existing and I’m not even able to control my powers! I even get stuck in my own shadows! If I can’t do any of that! If I can’t even help to protect the ones I love... What am I? What good am I for? I’m... (sigh and curled himself) I’m really a disappointment!”

Sun Wukong: “Kid... Don’t say that about yourself! I know it can be frustrating but that doesn’t mean you’ll not manage to control your habilities! You’re young and still had a lot to learn! MK also had difficulties when he forst became my successor! Heck when I was your age I was still learning! Sure, I was a first learner but that doesn’t mean you must be one too! Everyone had their own pace and you just need to go at your own! So don’t beat yourself about it! You’re not a disappointment, no one think this of you! Not me, not Macaque not MK and the others and certainly not your family! And you know what? There’s even one thing you are WAY better at than me! A very important one!”

Sandro (Confused): “How could I be better than you in something?”

Sun Wukong (Smile sadly): “... You keep your ties with your loved ones strong!”

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[pineapplesunkist]

2, 14, and 25 !

hiiiiiiiiii :] 2. album of the year

i KNOW it only just came out last month but The Maybe Man from AJR.... SOOO much of it was on my spotify wrapped even though it had only been out for like 3 weeks at that point.. it killed me dead and then revived me just so i could listen 2 it more. slay 4ever.

14. favorite book i read this year

i got this one twiiiice which is great cause i have an actual BOOK and then i have a graphic novel so ill say the book here. its called "salt to the sea" and its SO good. my mom gave it to me to read and it took me a while cause im a slow reader but MAAAN. SO GOOD. it made me CRY. in CLASS. so that was embarrassing but i forgive it.

25. did i create aaaany characters this year.(describe one)

YES. I DID IN AUGUST AND HIS NAME IS JULES AND HES A REGULAR GUY BUT I LOVE HIM. hes name of Jules Berger. (like burger... tee hee) he/they pronouns. heeees actually a rott mnt (spacing it out so its hopefully not there if u search that up cause this is silly) oc made up when i was playing minecraft so hes friends with my favorite turtles which is a little embarrassing but im having fun so dont even talk 2 me. they love spongebob its their favorite thing and they're afraid of boats and they're really good at photo-shopping but they use their power for evil and theyre silly as hell and i love them 4ever. ill show u a picture of him one second. sorry if its big

^ thats him. i drew that like. a few days ago (sorry if the quality is bad i copy pasted it)

#sorry for my normal guy oc moment #blink blink #ty 4 the ask #sorry that im bad at talking abt the things i like

[katyspersonal]

fantomette’s lore: I’ve decided to finally touch upon one of the most obscure characters in the setting: Boris the Cocks Sucker! First, let’s establish everything we can confirm about the character in the canon! There isn’t much information to be honest... All we know is that he was very close with the nameless mercenary NPC, that he mentions being ridiculed by others a couple of times and uses a broomstick with hot iron tied to its tip as a weapon! Now, let’s take a closer look at how his clothes are designed. You could see there is a blurred symbol seen through a hole on his shoulder... I wonder if this is a tattoo and has something to do with his title, because... you know 💀 Yeah this is really strange but I love how some settings are so different from modern world. Anyway, I’ve talked long enough, sorry!

crow’s lore: Ohhh, boy, the potential of the lovely Boris the Cocks Sucker have evaded me for quite a while, but thanks to my wonderful and talented mutuals I’ve been able to put some thoughts about him as well! Others already pointed out his title is likely earned by those comrades he has bad relationship with because people in Horseplinked Village are far from being progressive. But wait, did you know that he is also the only NPC who will stop to pay attention at one of the books in the disorganised pile you pass by it in the library? This book’s cover is also a low resolution of the book popular in my country that I am also lucky enough to be familiar with that features a story about big male naturals, so indeed our boy’s interest was piqued! Also did you know that if you take a different route with Boris and never enter the library, his attack during the boss fight will be 5 points less? Indeed, he fights with more vigour if we just allow him to take a look  👀 I played this game many times and no other NPC acts like this! I admire how much attention FromSoft puts in such tiny details! Anyway big thanks to my wonderful mutuals who inspired me!

katyahina’s lore: HEYYYYYY ya’ll l00sers enjoyed your break from my autistic ramblings? Anyway here is MORE!!! aCTUALLY, 'cocks sucker' is a translation error, in the original ( x ) it says 'cocksucker' - SINGULAR, not plural! This might be a nitpick but tbh I think the distinction is important because whereas 'cocks sucker' understandably led us to believe in a rather sexually active life of Boris that idiots in the village condemn, being called 'cocksucker' has more of a vibe of only caught being gay ONCE (we all know it had to be that nameless mercenary NPC) and most likely ridiculed by bigoted citizens SINCE then for it as result! Less of a consistent life vibe, right? Also tbh that tattoo might be a blurred name because of its form, he actually could have loved that guy so much he tattooed his name! This is just heart breaking now... *pensive Spongebob screenshot* Yeeeeah I didn’t mean to get so emotional (lmao I Actually Did xd) Anyways Miyazaki why 💀 💀 💀 *proceeds to get feral in the tags spilling personal information in the process*

#shitposting #mutuals #this is my conclusion after all three of us shared headcanons about the same stuff #i deadass don't know what meme to use or what three characters to compare this with #like... the only thing i can imagine is trio from high guardian spice #in which crow is that nice lady with flowers fantomette is serious one who's also tired of all this shite #and i am that old witch that screams weird nonsense and laughs #but there is nothing else lol #i know i joked that i ruined you guys with my lore but i actually didn't #you have too strong identity and personal approach to let it get blurred #we are extremely different but this is good #it was just... so funny to see three different people post cainhurst headcanons

[spongebob-connoisseur]

oh my god so- I just saw a spongebob theory video and the dude in it said that krabby patties are made out of whale-meat because "we never see whales in the show!" *INHALES* DOES THAT GUY NOT REMEMBER ONE OF THE MOST INFAMOUS EPISODES IN SPONGEBOB HISTORY WHERE PLANKTON GETS SCARED BY A HORDE OF WHALES?? at least he mentioned that the creators of the show say that krabby patties are made without meat- which just makes them sound even more delicious. but yEAH I HATE THAT TBH? people who make edgy cartoon theories when they don't even remember the series and just want to chase that "childhood ruined" moment.

YOU'RE RIGHT. Tbh I'm tired of the theory "krabby patties are made from meat! They're made from whales/krabs/whatever" it feels like an exhausted attempt at making the show grimdark. Especially since we have sooo many quotes from various people on the show saying it's vegetarian.

Besides, CHUM IS RIGHT THERE!!!

we do actually have confirmation that chum is meat and it feels like wasted potential to not talk about the dark origins of chum. Like there's literal organs and eyeballs and body parts floating in it! Plankton gets it from a sketchy source! It makes fish folk sick! And we do have an actual episode where he's seen making chum and one of the ingredients he mentions is "whale blubber" (tho we've seen him make it twice on the show, the recipe changes)

I just feel like the krabby patty formula theories have been long worn out. Specifically the edgier ones. I love edgy children's cartoon theories. They're fun to watch and I love how they start at point A and jump to point Q. They're ridiculous and its fun.

But for me, edgy krabby patty theoriee is like like that episode Ghost Host where Spongebob gets so used to The flying dutchman scaring him that he doesnt react anymore.

At this point I'm willing to accept MatPat's theory that there is no secret formula and it's all just good marketing😭

#A-n-n-i-m-i-a #Also random but i keep reading your username as 'anemia' #Iron deficiency on main loll #Ask #spongebob #the spongebob connoisseur #spongebob squarepants #sb #spongebon squarepants #spongebob meme #I just want an actual solid theory on what the formula could be without unnecessary edge

[rory294]

thegrandkahuna33/object-battle / /let5-ago

hey, this is a lot on one post, so i made a carrd. i update it whenever i find new stuff so come check back at it once and awhile. enjoy,

https://puffycheeksanon.carrd.co/

thegrandkahuna33/object-battle /let5-ago is a dirty pedo

he likes asking kids to draw fetish art because he thinks its cute

if you look on his blog and see what he follows, you will see some pretty ugly faces. not cute at all

the third one is a dumb weaboo blog, but these two are straight up fetish blogs. tell me, does that look “cute” to you? i think not.

lets look at @heavingandpuffing​ because thats where the real dirt is

the first image is a cartoon woman pissing herself while holding her breath. that is not cute at all and everyone knows pee kinks exists. i’m not going to post that here because its gross but you can see it vaguely in the picture above.

the image of sandy cheeks you see is what i’m focusing on here into detail about a spongebob character drowning. if you go the bottom of the post, you will see a few lines of gibberish, almost like the user tried to make tags and failed

this is listed as “fetish” and “kink”

i am not saying these two blogs are the same person. i am just showing that alolaace/drv34 is a dirty ol peeedo who likes tricking kids into drawing fetish art.

he has changed his url from momo5yu to pummol88 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run

he has changed his url from pummol88 to pokemonfan77 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. take note on how he removed the blog i mentioned but kept the other ugly ass blog up. its still fetish you silly pedo

he has changed his url from pummol88 to smlover3 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. of course someone as tasteless and brain dead as this motherfucker would watch something like that. he’s also removed the other fetish blog in his follows. this is him admitting that yes, it’s a fetish. yes he wanks off to it and no he doesn’t care if he tries to trick children into drawing it. what a pathetic life to live.

he has changed his url from smlover3 to super-mario-67 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. at this point he knows i’m here but is a little pussy bitch to do anything.

he has changed his url from super-mario-67 to Pokeblog5 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. he’s also made his blog dashboard only because another victim has spoken up. i would recommend checking out their post. love how this spineless little freak is so pathetic that he can’t confront me but continues to harass minors. typical pedo behavior i say. 

pokeblog5 has completely abandoned his blog altogether and became  danganfan7. unfortunately tumblr loves pedos so they took down one of the other blogs against him but honestly it’s sad to see the experience i gave him wasn’t terrible enough to make him go away. shame shame. just means i have to try harder ;)

so it’s been awhile but this guy’s swapped from his previous usernames and split himself in half! he’s got both drv34 and alolaace take note that he has two different ages on his profiles.

this is very much him trying to bring his sockpuppet brother here, despite being really fucking stupid and making him act JUST like him.

Oh, he also made a funny little post, I’ll link it here so you can roast or block as you please.

yikes, i don’t know why he keeps trying considering he’s made this kind of post before and all it’s done is given him harassment. very pedoy behavior here, imagine having to jump through this many hoops just to convince a bunch of strangers that you don’t jack off to “puffy faces”. couldn’t be me. also take note of the piss poor excuse to keep bothering minors. nasty.

another thing to mention is that he’s prone to send anon hate like a little bitch, here’s a screenshot from someone who wanted to stay anonymous.

honestly, if this guy hit my way with anon hate (he won’t because asks are off and again he’s a little bitch) it would make me laugh. I would show my friends on discord his ask and we’d just make fun of him. lol

Want more reasons to hate this thickskulled prick? Well here you go, ablest slurs!

I censored the person’s icon because I’m sure they don’t want anything to do with this but its nice to see we all live in this dickbutt’s head rent free (i mean it’s not too hard because he’s got such a small brain LMAO)

here’s puffycheeks Mcpedo using his sockpuppet account to send anon hate, not even hiding that it’s him lmao

hey remember on your DA about when you said you take medication so you don’t do bad things? yeeah maybe get a higher dosage dude.

Found another sockpuppet account YEEHAW -->gogogreg

Apparently he has several deviantart accounts in which he uses to prey on kids. typical pedo behavior strikes again. Would be a shame if I plastered them here for all to see!

Oopsies! Oops again! lets hope no one raids or reports them teehee

Good news! We found his furaffinty account! I will not be linking it here because it’s full disgusting crap in his favorites but his username is ugochu. If you ever need proof that this guy’s got puffy cheek fetish, just check there!

It seems he’s slowly becoming aware that people are going to kick him in the teeth whenever he sends anything, so being the groomer he is, puffy’s decided to become a total creep in dms!

Silly dipshit, now you REALLY look like a pedo! if you get a dm asking to draw you stuff privately, block it right away!

He still goin god damn!

literally sounding like a child groomer my dude

#momo5yu #pummol88 #pokemonfan77 #smlover3 #super-mario-67 #Pokeblog5 #danganfan7 #drv34 #alolaace #gogogreg #7genpoke #thestarslumiary #7genp #thegrandkahuna33 #mymomotree34 #let5-ago #object-battle

[thmgau]

CHAPTER 8 - A TALE AS OLD AS TIME [wattpad link]

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Thursday evenings were always the most fun.. for Juniper & Kalani, anyway. They were at rehearsal. The two of them had always enjoyed acting, & for their university’s cut of Beauty & The Beast, they had roped in the other 3 to join them as well. Since Cherry, Nora, & Leslie had nothing better to do with their time, they agreed.

To the group’s surprise, Leslie had been casted as Belle, the main character. & even more to their surprise, the person who was playing The Beast was Natalie.

Everyone sat in the seats in the theater as Leslie & Natalie were rehearsing a scene. It was the scene where Belle was patching up The Beast after the wolf attack.

“I still can’t believe that kid who stole the book is here, of all people,” Cherry whispered to her friends. “Natalie’s not so bad!” Kalani whispered back. “I mean.. yea, she did steal the book, & she did declare a rivalry between us, but she did help us out with the... banana thing. Give her some slack.”

Cherry rolled their eyes. “Whatever. She literally uses a kid’s toy as a weapon.” “If it works, it works.”

The group looked back up at the stage. They might as well be watching what was happening for their cues. Not like the rest of them had any big parts anyway; they were just in the ensemble.

Despite not doing it very often, Leslie was a fairly good actor. Either that, or they just fit this one specific role perfectly. Leslie pretended to dab at a fake wound on Natalie’s arm.

“By the way..” Leslie said, reciting its lines. “Thank you for saving my life.” “You’re welcome,” Natalie responded.

It was just a line in the play, but the way Leslie had said its thanks made it sound convincing. Maybe it was the fact that Natalie did, in fact, basically save their life.

The actors for Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, & Cogsworth stood around the corner on the stage.

“Well, that’s more like it! I knew they could get along if they tried.” “So, the ice is broken... at last.” “& not a moment too soon! The rose is losing petals at an alarming rate!”

“I still think I should have been cast as that gay little candle.” Kalani whispered. “Kalani!!”

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Nighttime was approaching, & so was the end of rehearsal.

“Alright!” Allie (the director) clapped her hands twice. “Good work today, everyone! See you all next week!”

The group gathered their things & started heading out of the theater.

“Whew! I am exhausted!” “Speak for yourself! I read, like, three whole lines today!”

Leslie yawned, stretching their arms. “Who knew being a main character was so tiring?” “Remember back in high school where I was The Nutcracker during.. well, The Nutcracker? I don’t think I could walk straight for a week after that.” “& when I was Peter Pan! Being dangled over a stage is not fun, I’ll tell you that.” “It was like that one Spongebob image.” “Point is, Les, being a main character can be difficult, but it is absolutely worth it. You did great today, & I’m sure you’ll do even better on stage.” “Really?” “Of course!”

As the group got out into the parking lot, they noticed none other than The Auctioneer, leaning against a streetlight with some papers in his hand. Any good mood that the group was in immediately evaporated.

“Is that-” Kalani whispered. “The guy from the Subway? I think so,” Nora whispered back.

The Auctioneer noticed the group & perked their head up, waving at the 5 of them. Groaning, the group approached him because they had nothing better to do right now.

“Hello!” The Auctioneer grinned. “Oh, how wonderful it is to see you all again!” “Yea, yea, cut to the chase. What do you want?”

The Auctioneer passed out the papers to the group. “I’m hosting an auction this Saturday! I’d be truly honored to have you 5 there!”

The group looked at the papers they had been given. It was the same lavender color as the business cards they were given the day before, & it had a purple border. There was some text on it, but they didn’t bother to read it, because they weren’t going to the auction anyway.

“We already told you, dude,” Cherry sighed. “We’re college kids. We don’t have money to bid on things.” “But.. here's the best part: You don’t have to bid on anything!” “We.. don’t?” “No! You can simply just... observe! That’s what I did when I was younger.” “Uh... we’ll think about it.”

“You’ll think about it!” The Auctioneer exclaimed. “That’s better than a flat-out rejection! I’ll take it! I’ll see you folks this weekend!”

With that, The Auctioneer skipped away with glee. The group turned to look at each other.

“We’re not actually gonna think about it, right?” “Of course not. We’re not going.” “But you know where we ARE going? Home.” “You’re right. Let’s get home. I’m exhausted.” “Alright! Back to the dorm room!”

#thmgau #a tale as old as time