#0-5k

[somefanficrecomendations]

Batman One-Shot Sampler

Need a laugh? Don’t want to commit to a long fic? You’ve come to the right place! These fics are guaranteed to be:

Under 5k

Silly

Funny

Goofy

sweet child o' mine by Nokomis Steph said cheerfully, “Bruce, from now on, consider yourself in possession of one Steph-mom.” “Absolutely not,” Bruce said. Steph took a bite of her cake, undeterred.

The Sexy Mug Prank by Nokomis “Are you suggesting that I prank Hal Jordan,” Bruce said flatly. Stephanie nodded. “And the best part is that absolutely no one will think that you have either the sense of humor or the creativity to do something like this.”

Send to All by kerosceene I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”). - The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

Nominal by Unpretty Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.

Hanging Around by Sohotthateveryonedied “Robin?” “Yeah, boss?” “What on Earth are you doing?” Steph shrugs—an impressive feat, considering her predicament. “Oh, you know. Just hanging around.”

#Batman fic rec #Batfam fic rec #batman #batfam #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #oneshot #fluff #humor #fic roundup #0-5k #complete #fic #fanfiction

[dailyklanceficrecs]

To Steam a Latté by shipstiel

Lance works at a coffee shop and he likes his job. That is, until his new coworker arrives: actual human nightmare Keith Kogane.

(And if anyone asks Lance whether he's attracted to said coworker, well that's between him and his own fantasies, thank you very much).

OR: Lance and Keith fight constantly and honestly, Lance just really wants to punch Keith. Or make out with him aggressively. Whichever comes first.

[words: 4,870, chapters: 1/1, rating: T]

#klance #klance fic #voltron #0-5k #teen and up #modern au #coffee shop au

[witchercommentcrawl]

Crawl Rec: There Are Poppies Growing Over Where My Lover's Lying by Holliday_inn

There Are Poppies Growing Over Where My Lover's Lying

Fanwork type: Fanfic Author: Holliday_inn Rating: Explicit Pairing: Margarita/Tissaia, Margarita/Philippa (implied) Content Warnings: none Canon: Book Wordcount: 3953

Summary: During the holidays when the veil between worlds are stretched thin, Margarita Laux-Antille finds herself with a peculiar visitor.

Rec: The emotional and sensory detail in this story is exquisite and the author has taken so much care in showing us Margarita's life since canon ended. Her struggles, her growth. How she's kept herself going amidst her loss. Surviving is hard. It's an entire novel's worth of characterization in less than 4k and written with lovely imagery. The story takes place at Belletyn and implies that it also happens at Samhain and I am glad that Margarita has these times to meet with Tissaia.

There's this perfect combination of hurt with the angst of grief and loneliness. Tissaia is gone and Margarita misses her, but the comfort is the softest, most emotional smut you will ever find. This story haunting, but it's also an incredibly sweet portrayal of Margarita and Tissaia's love. It's beautiful and enduring.

-@kuwdora

#witcher comment crawl #crawl 01 oct '22 #cc fanfic #0-5k #ch: Margarita Laux-Antille #ch: Tissaia de Vries #rating: E #Margarita Laux-Antille x Tissaia de Vries #canon: books #canon: games #creator: Holliday_inn #mod: kuwdora

[gojosbf]

"you have two daughters not my son too suguru"

"i said i just want to talk to him"

#that's basically how this scene went #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #gojo satoru #geto suguru #yuuta okkotsu #satosugu #stsg #jjk 0 movie #4k #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k #10k

[coraskive]

Getting off on the Wrong Foot by federleicht

» ot7, 4.5k

Namjoon would never try to frighten an omega. Too bad Jungkook smells like an alpha.

ao3 link.

#ot7 #0-5k #cute cute cute

[neechees]

hi justin curious, do you think laura's still running a scam or or does she have an active blog? her mom messaged me in facebook saying their house burned down and their family lost everything.

Yeah yeah the house burning down story, we've all seen it /s.

This is at least the second or third time she's used the "my house burned down and I lost everything :( " story. She used this story to scam some more JUST before faking her death.

Also her mom just posted 2 peppy videos wishing everybody a happy new year in her clearly not burned down house on tiktok & posted on her Facebook account holding wads of cash that she just got a big payout from what looks like bitcoin, so I think they're fine & probably don't need your money

Reminder that Laura's family are all in on her scamming, that's why she regularly begs people to "talk to my family" when shes trying to allegedly "prove" she's "innocent".

Laura likely has multiple blogs up right this second, she just got her mom to contact you to seem more legitimate, and she's done this to other people on facebook before too.

#all this info was also publicly available on her mom's public social media where she calls herself a 'digital creator' #& on her tiktok which has 5k+ followers #justin's scam list #if she truly needed to fundraise shed have a best shot on doing it on tiktok not here where nobody trusts them & she has 0 followers.

[zahlibeth]

foolish of me to expect the Buddie fandom to have just one (1) pasta fic!! I have rediscovered three very delightful ones.

Love is stored in the pasta 🥺🥰

bring your body home to me [5k] by @hattalove (rebloggable)

“Pasta, huh?” he asks, stepping into the doorway. Christopher is on the couch with his Switch, a stack of notebooks and a closed pencil case on the table in front of him. “You make it sound like it's an event. We have pasta all the time.” “He's been making pasta,” Chris says, squinting at his game, “for two hours.” in which the love (so much love) is stored in the ravioli.

Buck taking care of post-therapy Eddie!! The slow inevitability of them here is perfect, warm and nourishing.

cards, carbonara, and coming home [3.5k] by @gayhoediaz (rebloggable)

“Idiot,” he finds himself cursing under his breath, barely loud enough to reach his own ears over the boiling water and gentle music. After all, that is what he is, isn’t it? An idiot. In so many ways. Not necessarily because of what he’s doing right now, but because somehow - for some reason - he managed to lie and manipulate himself enough that he truly believed that he would be able to taste the sweat from Eddie’s skin, and hear the beautiful sounds he makes at the height of pleasure - and not end up in his kitchen, cooking a surprise dinner for Valentine's day. Idiot.

the way I'm so proud of Buck for swallowing his nerves and putting together a date while both over AND underthinking it, and the way Eddie's simple presence is enough to calm him all the way down again

who's afraid of the little plastic pasta man? [1.5k] by @clusterbuck (rebloggable as a tumblr fic)

"Eddie," Buck whines. "I was just going to—" "No, you're not," Eddie says. "I can accept the pasta man, but you are not bringing a smart pan into our kitchen. I am drawing a line. The line is drawn. No artificial intelligence that also controls temperature, not in our house." And Eddie's staring him down like he's expecting Buck to argue, but Buck's brain is stuck on one thing. One specific word, to be exact.  "Our kitchen?"

okay so the pasta itself is less the focus here but it's so domestic and delightful I couldn't NOT include it too, our kitchen indeed.

dinner's up, reblog with YOUR favourite Buddie pasta fic!

#fic rec #length: rec list #length: 0 to 7k #always and forever astounded by how much the buddie fandom can fit into 5k words #i love all of you #buddie #in my 911 era #pasta fic #also why the fuck is trying to use the gif search SO painful #here's hoping this is scheduled where people will see it #z

[space-writes]

shout out to the anon from almost a whole year ago whose Obedience song suggestion is now responsible for the current working title for the second Arc 4 book because baby, we are a go

#obedience fic blogging #lets go baybee #the 95k is because the new outline has 19 chapters and i usually average about 5k/chapter for this project #it's so funny bc the 0 draft for this book wasn't even 40k

[critterpick]

2 updates:

1 - added my cohost to my pinned

2 - asked on cohost but will ask here too does anyone wanna rank enstars songs I see a lot of videos doing that nd it looks fun

#miia can speak woah :0 #also we are hokkegaming folks 2.3 mill and still in top 5k

[callilouv]

Kinda thinking abt doing a dtiy for 6k this time🌝

#ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ idle chit chat #OBVIOUSLY aim not at 6k yet . only like halfway thru there <- panicking bc not done w 5k reqs HFKENFI #but I want to plan it better this time :0 just worried that nobody would b e interested HELSNXO #but then again! a lot of artists follow my sb too so…. maybe hheheh….

[somefanficrecomendations]

Tim Drake-Centric Fic Recs

Your Honor, he’s just a little guy. My client can’t be charged with murder! He was just being silly!

16 november 1581 by DairyFarmer (gen), 8k, Protective!Bruce, Angst Bruce blacked out. He wasn’t sure what happened after those words left Jack’s mouth. All he knew was that the next thing he remembered was being pulled off of Jack Drake by several police officers. ---- Tim goes missing and there were times that Bruce wished he wasn’t such a good detective.

The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic (gen), 25k, Tim Joins the Batfamily Early Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that. When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.

Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans by Lilac_hyacinth (Tim Drake/Bernard Dowd), 6k, Hurt/Comfort That was a blatant lie. Dana had seen a handful of Tim’s landscape shots a few weeks ago. Jack might’ve spotted the ones she’d pinned to the fridge. Bruce saw plenty, if crime scene photos counted. But Tim’s favorites? His civilian-friendly favorites, the ones behind him? This was the first time anyone beside himself had seen them. And Jack wasn’t there. Or Tim's alone at another school event, Bernard helps.

Cryp-Tim by PrinceJakeFireCake (Tim Drake/Kon-El), 6k, Fluffy, Cryptid Tim The cons of dating Tim Drake were innumerous. For one, he was almost impossible to photograph, and so none of Kon’s friends at school actually believed he existed. His family was scary, horrifying really, and all of them seemed to find joy in making Tim regret ever being born. And Tim had charmed Ma and Pa Kent so thoroughly, they had ditched their shovel talk to instead coo at him and offer him pie and compliment him for fixing their tractor, so Kon was at a disadvantage when it came to intimidating someone with his family. Kon and Tim date. It goes pretty well, all things considered.

A Worthy Father by Crowlows19 (gen), 3k, Fluff and Angst Jack Drake forces his son to give up being Robin. He could never have predicted the consequences of parenting a Robin-less Tim Drake. He may never sleep again and Bruce Wayne certainly has no sympathy for him.

all you wanna do by jcp_sob_rjl_lmep (gen), 1k, Fluff, Video Game Sexualization Tim. Timothy. You are a superhero, sweetheart.” “And now I can be one in a video game.” When the character screen loaded, the room was silent for several seconds as both found themselves disgusted with the options. “Do they not realize that women have organs.” Bruce frowned. “And while I personally don’t have breasts, I’m aware enough to know that they don’t look like that all of the time.”

it's a beautiful day by MashpotatoeQueen (Tim Drake/Kon-El), 2k, Tooth-Rotting Fluff Tim and Kon are getting married, Bruce is an utter sap, and there is a father-son dance.

#Tim Drake fic rec #Batfam fic rec #Tim Drake #Batfam #Bruce Wayne #timkon #timbern #jack drake is a bad parent #fluff #angst #words: 0-5k #words: 5-10k #words: 20k #fic #complete

[dailyklanceficrecs]

"That's...a lot." by 2towels

"Truth." "Who's your best friend on the ship?" Pidge asked, and Lance groaned off to the side, flopping backwards in his dramatics towards the boring question and only stopping to allow Pidge to tack on, "Shiro not included. He's the obvious answer." "Uh, Lance probably." And the world seemed to still.

Of course, in all of Lance's years in space, the most surprising thing he's ever heard is Keith saying they're best friends.

[words: 2,285, chapters: 1/1, rating: G]

#klance #klance fic #voltron #0-5k #general audiences #canon divergent

[witchercommentcrawl]

Crawl Rec: Festival by Flawney

Festival

Fanwork type: Fanfic Author: Flawney Rating: Teen Pairing: Geralt/Dandelion Content Warnings: none Canon: Book Summary: Geralt resolves to keep Dandelion out of trouble during the harvest festival, Velen. Dandelion, as per usual, has other ideas. Rec: The book Geralt POV in this fic is supremely good. The parentheticals in certain paragraphs have me howling because this fic absolutely nails Geralt and Dandelion’s friendship, humor and love. You can really feel Geralt’s affection for his dearest friend in the whole world and how much Dandelion adores him. It’s an excellent read.

#witcher comment crawl #crawl 01 oct '22 #cc fanfic #0-5k #rating: T #canon: books #ch: Geralt of Rivia #ch: Dandelion #Geralt x Dandelion #creator: flawney #the witcher #the witcher books #gerlion #geralt/dandelion

[gojosbf]

someone asked gege what is female gaze and as an answer he created geto suguru

#LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! #rumour has this that this beautiful silk haired of a man is a cult leader and mass murderer can you believe it??? #hbd to geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #geto suguru #getou suguru #jjk 0 movie #jjk s2 #jjk anime #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k

[magioffire]

im so fucking stupid sometimes its hilarious

i confused feet and miles, so i said: ‘colorado is 1000+ MILES above sea level’ when i meant to say: ‘colorado is 1000+ FEET above sea level”

we coloradians live in fucking SPACE

#ooc. #dumb #0 brain cells #absolutely none #tbf most places are even higher than 1000 feet in colorado #like 5k for denver #leadville is like 10k feet up in the air #so yeah that makes me even dumber #you might say all my brain cells burst from the high altitude

[acotarlibrary]

Title: I Love You Just The Way You Are

Author: @yanny-77

Rating: General Audiences

Main Pairing: Elain Archeron/Azriel

Tags/Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Azriel x pie, pieriel, Elain Archeron/Azriel Fluff, Cottagecore, Baking, Love Languages, acts of service, Domestic Bliss, Domestic Fluff, azriel does dishes, he can have a little murder as a treat, Azriel doesn’t know how to cook

Summary: Azriel plays hooky for a day and decides to show his wife how much he loves her the only way he knows how: Acts of Service. Hilarity ensues as Azriel discovers that baking pies is much harder than it looks.

(Because obviously, neither words of affirmation nor gift giving are Azriel’s strong suits)

Word Count: 1,772

Status: Complete

#acotarlibrary #rating: gen #elriel #complete #alternate universe #word count: 0-5k