✧ 𝟐𝟐 || umich hockey ♔
album & song: red (taylor's version) ; 22 (taylor's version)
summary: the umich men’s hockey team celebrate their favorite girl’s birthday or y/n made the captions to her birthday posts for the boys
pairings: umich hockey x reader, ethan edwards x reader
warnings: idk, tbh
notes: welcome to my nhl x taylor swift event! i'm kicking it off with '22' because i love this song. i hope you guys are excited and please keep requesting, i love reading them and you guys come up with things i never would of on my own. each player has a picture related to their and the reader's friendship, the lyric their caption is about, and a miscellaneous one (except for ethan and reader). add yourself to the taglist ➺ taglist!
red masterlist | nhl x ts masterlist | nhl masterlist | main masterlist
'It feels like a perfect night
To dress up like hipsters
And make fun of our exes'
luca.fantilli
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luca.fantilli 'it feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes'
happy birthday to this amazing girl! can't believe you dragged me into half of these things, so grateful. love you 💜
tagged yourusername, edwards.73, rutgermcgroaty, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, markestapa, dylanduke25, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13
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seamuscasey26 guys, i can't find my glasses!
⤷ yourusername @/seamuscasey26 don't worry, hon. i got more in my room
⤷ seamuscasey26 @/yourusername thanks mom!
user02 has y/n always been called mom?
⤷ rutgermcgroaty @/user02 yes
⤷ seamuscasey26 @/user02 yes
⤷ tj_hughes13 @/user02 yes
⤷ markestapa @/user02 yes
⤷ dyalnduke25 @/user02 yes
⤷ nick_moldenhauer @/user02 yes
⤷ tyler__duke5 @/user02 yes
⤷ luca.fantilli @/user02 yes
⤷ adamfantilli @/user02 yes
⤷ lhughes_06 @/user02 yes
⤷ edwards.73 @/user02 yes
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'It feels like a perfect night
For breakfast at midnight
To fall in love with strangers'
rutgermcgroaty
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rutgermcgroaty 'it feels like a perfect night, for breakfast at midnight, to fall in love with strangers
in honor of y/n's 22nd birthday, we went out late for some breakfast. couldn't be more grateful for this one, love you y/n/n! 💙
tagged yourusername, edwards.73, luca.fantilli, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, markestapa, dylanduke25, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13
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yourusername I think I got food posioning
⤷ rutgermcgroaty yeah, i don't know what was in that food, but is not good this morning
edwards.73 I'm glad I didn't get anything
markestapa I should've picked ihop
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'It seems like one of those nights
This place is too crowded
Too many cool kids'
markestapa
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markestapa 'it seems like one of those nights, this place is too corwded, too many cool kids'
we're too cool for karaoke anyways. this girl has has been there for me for everything and I hope she gets everything she has ever dreamed of. love you, girly 🩵
tagged yourusername, edwards.73, luca.fantilli, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, rutgermcgroaty, dylanduke25, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13
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yourusername we need a redo for 'ironic' because we were nailing that until someone got us kicked out
⤷ rutgermcgroaty @/yourusername I don't know what you're talking about
user01 who is this chick anyways?
nick_moldenhauer my eardrums still hurt from your singing
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'It seems like one of those nights
We ditched the whole scene
And end up dreaming, instead of sleeping'
dylanduke25
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dylanduke5 'it seems like one of those nights, we ditched the whole scene, and end up dreaming, instead of sleeping'
so, if you guys were wondering where we ended up last night... happy brithday to this extroadinary, wonderful, amazing human being. thank you for taking me on a journey last night 💚
tagged yourusername, edwards.73, luca.fantilli, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, rutgermcgroaty, markestapa, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13
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edwards.73 when did you guys even leave?
⤷ dylanduke5 @/edwards.73 @/yourusername ask your girlfriend
⤷ yourusername @/edwards.73 I actually have no clue
tyler__duke5 bro, you weren’t joking when you said her birthday was always wild
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'I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22
Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you
(I gotta have you)'
edwards.73
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edwards.73 'i don't know about you, but i'm feeling 22, everything will be alright if you keep me next to you'
happy birthday to the best girlfriend ever. thank you for not only putting up with me but everyone else that seems to follow me. i hope you had the best day and i can't wait to spend more days like this with you. i love you. ❤️
(i gotta have you)
tagged yourusername, dylanduke25, luca.fantilli, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, rutgermcgroaty, markestapa, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13
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yourusername love you, eth ❤️
rutgermcgroaty dad!
⤷ edwards.73 @/rutgermcgroaty no
⤷ yourusername @/edwards.73 @/rutgermcgroaty yes
lhughes_06 please tell me you guys didn't make that cake
⤷ yourusername @/lhughes_06 I think I'd be dead if they did, lu
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'You don't know about me but I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22
(I gotta have you)'
yourusername
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yourusername 'you don't know about me, but i'll bet you want to, everything wil be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22'
this was defienetely a birthday for the history books. thank you to everyone who made this birthday the best day ever.
the team, thank you for allowing me into your hockey family. 💙💛
Ethan, thank you for the past three years, I don't know how we ended up as parents to these knuckleheads but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love you, my love ❤️
(i gotta have you)
tagged edwards.73, dylanduke25, luca.fantilli, nick_moldenhauer, seamuscasey26, rutgermcgroaty, markestapa, tyler__duke5, tj_hughes13, yourfriend1, yourfriend2
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lhughes_06 I miss you, y/n/n! happy birthday
⤷ yourusername @/lhughes_06 awe lukey! I miss you too. hope you and Jack are doing well out there
adamfantilli happy birthday, y/n! sorry I missed it this year, last year was certainely an experience
⤷ yourusername @/adamfantilli no need to be sorry, adam, you're doing amazing things fo CBJ, just kick some ass for me
edwards.73 love you too, pretty girl ❤️
⤷ yourusername @/edwards.73 my world 💖
rutgermcgroaty @/yourusername always apart of us, mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ seamuscasey26 @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ tj_hughes13 @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ markestapa @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ dyalnduke25 @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ nick_moldenhauer @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ tyler__duke5 @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
⤷ luca.fantilli @/yourusername mom 🫶🏻💙💛
_quinnhughes where did you guys get a blowtorch?
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Imagine starting a fight between the Whitebeard pirates and the red hair pirates
You: yeah I can take Shanks and Benn.
Marco: bull shit
You: it's not bull shit, I can and have done it before.
Whitebeard: no it's bull shit, and I know it's bull shit because even I can't take both of them.
You: why not? They're so much smaller than you, it should be easy for you.
Ace: it has nothing to do with size, they're both strong and skilled fighters on almost equal power levels as one another.
You: oooh, you mean in a fight... then yeah, they'd whoop my ass real good.
Thatch: yes in a fight, you little pervert!
Izou: wait, you said you've taken them before that doesn't mean what I think it does?
You: *sweating* uh, yeah
Whitebeard: Set a course for that brat's turf, I'm going to wring his stupid little neck.
You: it was before I joined your crew Pops, please don't go picking a needless fight
Ace: can we put it to a vote?
Whitebeard: all in favor of kicking Akagami's skinny ass, raise your hand.
The entire crew, except you: *raises their hand*
You: dagnabbit, you're just using this as an excuse to fight
Marco: uh yeah.
Izou: duh doi
Ace: did you think we were going to do something else?
Thatch and Izou: *pull you to the side*
Thatch: we need dets, like did you do them separately?
You: no it was at the same time
Izou: wow, slut
You: you have absolutely no room to talk.
Izou: touche
Thatch: was it good?
You: oh yeah
Whitebeard: I still fucking hear you three,
Ace: go inside if you want to share details about (y/n) getting tag teamed.
Whitebeard: how about we play the quiet game now.
You: No, and for your information, I'm gonna fuck them again!
Whitebeard: Not if I castrate them
You: you can't castrate ever man I sleep with
Whitebeard: watch me
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