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kiwifie · 4 months
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merry christmas 🔫
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greeen-bean · 12 days
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You are a luke apologist because you like Charlie Bushnell
I am a luke apologist because he was right
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baby-yongbok · 5 months
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I want to be the monster under his bed.
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ghost-of-you · 5 months
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cienie-isengardu · 7 months
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Bi-Han when talking to his (story mode) allies who also are enemies of Kuai Liang
MORTAL KOMBAT 1 (2023)
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Havik: Aid me and I'll destroy the Shirai Ryu. Bi-Han: That is *my* privelege, Havik.
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Shao: If I *ever* see your brother --- Bi-Han: You won't unless you visit his grave.
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Shang Tsung: Kuai Liang's betrayal cost us dearly. Bi-Han: He will bleed for it, sorcerer.
BONUS: Noob Saibot [Mortal Kombat 11 (2019)]
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Geras: Bring your brother to Kronika. Noob Saibot: The dead are my clan now. Geras: Do you serve or do you not?
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4yo-yo4 · 1 year
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for the record, old Susie is still hot🤭 was I the only one thinking how pretty her hair is like that
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“You need to stop seeing [Villain].”
“Well I can’t exactly stand them up, now can I? That would be rude.”
The hero was walking around, getting ready for their hang-out session with the villain, while their colleague annoyingly trailed behind them.
“Am I the only one who sees how insane this is? They’re a villain.”
“Plaid or graphic tee?” the hero asked, holding up a shirt in each hand.
“I should hardly think that matters.”
“You’re right. It’s not like our clothes will be staying on very long anyways.” The hero grinned at the way the other superhero flushed.
Still, their colleague pressed on. “How is this not a conflict of interest?”
The hero shrugged. “We compartmentalize,” they said, pulling on the plaid shirt. “Enemies in the streets – ”
“You don’t need to finish that sentence.”
“ – fuckbuddies in the sheets.”
Their colleague sighed.
“Why, [Colleague], I never would have marked you for a prude.”
“Look, what you do in your personal life is your business . . .”
“Glad we’re agreed.”
“ . . . except when it puts the residents of this city at risk.”
The hero rolled their eyes. “Have you always been this dramatic?” They walked into the bathroom and picked up their toothbrush.
“You are vulnerable when you’re with [Villain].”
“And they’re vulnerable with me. That’s kind of how intimacy works.” They applied toothpaste and started brushing.
Their colleague shook their head, leaning against the doorframe. “I don’t get it. Why are you so insistent on staying with them?”
The hero peered at their reflection and smiled. There were lots of reasons.
Things were open between the hero and villain, and they both had other partners. But none of the hero’s other friends with benefits had both Smash Bros and DDR. And none of them could do that thing with their tongue where . . .
Well, let’s just say the villain was a very talented individual.
Plus . . .
“[Villain] is literally the only other aroallo person I know,” they said, after spitting out their toothpaste.
The hero’s other partners accepted them, and didn’t expect anything romantic from them. But none of them quite got it the way the villain did.
Their colleague looked away. “I’m sure that’s very valuable for you . . .”
“Yeah, it is. You have no idea how much.” The hero wiped their mouth. “You’ve never felt the loneliness of thinking you’re the only person like yourself in the whole goddamn world.”
Their colleague looked up, meeting their gaze with a grim expression. “You’re right. I can’t imagine what that’s like.”
The hero let out a breath. “But you still think I’m being selfish.”
“Yes.”
The hero nodded. They could appreciate the honesty, at least.
“I’m about to start pissing,” they said, gesturing to the toilet. “So if you don’t mind . . .”
Their colleague straightened. “I’ll go wait in the other room.”
“It might be best if you just let yourself out. [Villain] will be here pretty soon to pick me up.”
Their colleague didn’t look happy, but they gave a single nod. “We’ll talk about this another time.”
“Can’t wait.”
When they heard the front door shut behind their colleague, the hero’s shoulders loosened, and they let out a sigh.
They could see where their colleague was coming from. Really. But they just didn’t understand the villain like the hero did.  
And, frankly, it was none of their business.
The hero stared at themself in the mirror for a moment, then patted their cheeks a couple times. They had an amazing evening ahead of them, they just had to focus on that.
And try not to let the rest of it bother them.
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vole-mon-amour · 8 months
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ok but why is there no Astarion x Halsin content? hello???
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captain-lessship · 1 year
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Queers.
gay.
hella gay.
closeted gays.
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marge-blainey · 9 months
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Unpopular Opinion...
Pumpkin Pasties taste awful
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oldworldwidgets · 9 months
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ladies and gentlemen........... we made it
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psychvamp25 · 9 months
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Chapter 56: Darkness Rising
Click HERE to read this new chapter after a year long absence
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dark-elf-writes · 9 months
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Anyway I downloaded crisis core so I can’t wait to be even more upset about different Final Fantasy characters
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c-duceusclay · 2 months
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Just got home from D&D, and I finally got to pull out the “my Paladin has only been serving his god for a a month before the campaign started” card, AND IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!!!
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rtnortherly · 7 months
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“…the small little motel squat deep in the woods, isolated and without many other attractions to summon forth traffic—even the hiking was bad in the area, a result of too many accidents and missing persons who thought to traverse the treacherous foothills at its back. And yet, it lingered on..”
A small excerpt from the first chapter of Uncanny in the Grove, paired with a style experiment with Yarrow!
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sesamestreep · 3 months
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30 day writing challenge will be back as soon as life stops sucking so massively and I regain the will to live
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