#Bean Text

[beananium]

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#Bean Text

[iwantyoutodegrademeplease]

ok, i thought i might pin some basic information about me if you want to interact with me and my blog!

First of all, hi! hello! welcome!

you can call me Bean, my pronouns are he/they, i'm 25 and autistic.

5'4 & chubby.

non-binary transmasc dude. please stick to masculine or gender neutral terms when refering to me - i will inform you if i'm ok with you using any feminine terms for me.

pre-t, post top-op.

pan, poly, aro.

masochistic submissive, a little bratty but mostly a good boy.

downright attention whore.

referring to my body: (t)dick/cock, clit, (boy)cunt, chest, tits.

Kinks and limits

Likes: bondage, sensory deprivation, impact play, orgasm control, edging, praise & degradation, CNC, exhibitionism, size difference/kink, watersports, overstim, petplay - the list goes on

Neutral/Unsure: (cnc) intox

Limits: misgendering/detrans, scat, ageplay

i'll most likely add more as i go, but if there is anything that isn't listed that you're curious about, just feel free to ask.

i'm gonna be honest; i'm really not the best at communication, i get flustered and shy really easily but i do appreciate attention, especially horny attention. just be patient and i'll do my very best!

#bean talks #bean text #idk what tag to go for so we'll see which sticks i guess

[bundledbeans]

i still ship myself with kaito i just. haven't been active in the self-ship community as of late sorry orz

most people imagine their self inserts as part of the fictional character they're in love with's universe but i can't stop cackling at the scenario (even though i like it) where 1. vocaloids are real people, 2. kaito fled / moved out of japan and ended up in my neck of the woods in the tristate area in america, and 3. somehow met me, who never goes outside, and ends up mutually falling in love with me

#Bean Text #i like the idea that there are multiple kaitos and we live in a digital world more though #real ones from my main blog might know about vocabytes. yeah kinda like that #i could never date mittens from vocabytes though- #despite being basically how i imagine kaito after a couple of years had passed (since i usually headcanon a canon kaito as being around 23- #-and mittens is 26). he's more like my son at this point #ah yes the family that totally makes sense. the 20 year old s/i / the 23 year old f/o #and their son who is the f/o again but wears glasses / is fat and is 26. making him older than the f/o and the s/i #^ incomprehensible to those who don't follow hit indie tumblr blog @beananium #anyways f/o kaito has to grow his own body fat and get more comfortable with wearing glasses instead of contacts. but i'm willing to help

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Beans flooded the streets, but the flood was hollow. So if you dug away one bean from the flood, it would reveal a massive cavern made entirely of beans.

#dream #text #November 5th 2023 #flood #beans #bean #horror #night

[superbat-love]

Batman: Damn it! I can’t do anything like this!

Superman: Relax, I’ll help you. [Stands behind Batman and carefully untangles the wiring]

Batman: I’ll take cat ears over these ridiculous paws any day. I need this magic to wear off now.

Superman: You could rebrand yourself as Catman instead.

Batman: Har har. Selina would be ecstatic, but they’re a serious disadvantage for these type of tasks.

Superman: Hey, at least there’s a silver lining to this. [presses on Batman’s paws to make the claws appear]

Batman: Hn, it’s useful in combat. Plus, the pads are shock-absorbent.

Superman: Yeah.

Batman: Clark…

Superman: Hehehe

Batman: Stop playing with my hands!

Superman: I can’t help it! The toe beans!

#cute toe beans #sorry bruce the catman trademark is taken #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

[drabbles-of-writing]

Imagine spawning into existence and you already had to fight for your life. But then it’s fixed, and you’re all fine. You get to say hello to a small handful of people you just saved and figure out where you are. You still have no idea. Barely a minute later, you’re immediately under attack again by an evil possessed puppet and a god with abandonment issues who is literally a child. They're both trying to murder your human witch.

Your name is Stringbean. You’ve been alive for about fifteen minutes.

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #for the future #stringbean #luz noceda #palisman #string bean #raine whispers #possessed raine #puppet raine #the collector #memes #talk #text post #drabble post #im just. oh my god this poor palisman #shes literally a baby and shes alright fighting god's biggest mistake and god but a child #do the other palisman tell her like. anything. do they have to explain this to her #'yeah the guy possessing the puppet eats palismen to turn himself into a monstrosity btw so look out for that' #'IM SORRY HE W H AT' #or is she just going to think this is normal. like yeah sure #immediate peril that we must fight in order to survive. this is a normal way to live life and be born into #so when all of this is over she looks like a spooked rabbit like wait what are we fighting now. what do you mean we arent fighting anymore #is. i thought we were supposed to fight things is this not how the world works. oh it was an extremely messed up situation? oh #belos is just im going to MURDER you AND your witch! #stringbean voice we're literally neurodivergent and children

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo has a lot of love for his comics, constantly rereading them (mainly for the art) and overall having a lot of sentimental value for them, especially because reading them is something he likes to do when he’s just existing in a space with his family.

And then the Shredder happens. And then the invasion happens. And then life in general happens. And, suddenly, most of Leo’s comics are either too damaged to fix or gone entirely.

But it’s fine! He’s growing up, so he doesn’t need them anymore. So what if it’s one more bit of childhood lost? It’s fine - it’s fine.

Enter Mikey.

Mikey, who is so, so empathetic and cares so, so much about his family - he notices, and he decides to do something about it.

Unfortunately, most of the comics are vintage, and completely unavailable in any form but digital.

Good thing Mikey is an artist.

So over the course of a month, Mikey secretly takes the time to painstakingly recreate Leo’s favorite Jupiter Jim volume. It’s hard, matching a style like that with only grainy online scans to go off of, but he manages.

He gives it to Leo on a mundane day, out of the blue, with a sunshine smile on his face.

Now- Mikey does all this secretly.

But Leo is very, very perceptive, especially in regard to his brothers hiding things from him. So of course he finds the unfinished work in progress comic about three days in.

He does NOT cry. He doesn’t.

Just as he doesn’t cry when Mikey presents him with the finished thing, nope, not a tear in sight.

His eyes are just wetter than normal as he gives Mikey the absolute biggest hug he could possibly give.

(And if Mikey finds the fridge and pantry always stacked with special ingredients only found in specific parts of the world whenever he so much as mentions wanting to try them, that’s neither here nor there.)

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rise leo #rise mikey #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Leo portaling to another country and spending hours desperately trying to figure out which of the beans he found was the one Mikey mentioned #mikey spending hours on one panel on the days his arms are acting up #and he gets so frustrated because he HAS to make it perfect for Leo #and Leo just so happens to text him hey let’s go skateboarding! #(totally not because Leo noticed and decided to make Mikey take a break) #listen I love this duo sm they’re just so good #they mean so much to me sobs

[luthienne]

Palestine: A Socialist Introduction, ed. Sumaya Awad and Brian Bean

#palestine: a socialist introduction #sumaya awad #brian bean #words #lit #essays #palestine #on zionism #id in alt text

[autistic-blazamy]

saw this video and i had to do this, you can tell when i got lazy

#toby.txt #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #<- ig #the one time i open clip studio and its for this #this took 2-3 hours be happy #sorry if this is ooc btw im still new on the job be nice to me #if ur gonna ask why he isnt eating coffee beans i didnt wanna bother editing the text

[beananium]

WAIT IN THE MIKU TAMAGOTCHI YOUR MIKU CAN EVOLVE INTO KAITO IF YOU TREAT HER LIKE DOGSHIT???

#miku so neglected she transformed into the vocaloid notable for being hated for no good reason... #its very funny but also :( #also something something testosterone joke #Hatsune Mikutchi #VOCALOID #Tamagotchi #Vocal Synths #Hatsune Miku #KAITO #Vocaloid Kaito #bean text

[milo-melon]

Tiny squid Is Obsessed With Giant partner Who's 4 Times their Size

#These fish gay good for them #Splatoon #Agent 24 #I love octos having massive swim forms it's funny #Featuring my Agent 3 plush I made #3 has beans in there tenticals so they flop around #The text is from that post about the rabbit loving his giant girlfriend

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was the last can of beans at a Safeway. King Pin (from Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse) entered and stomped around looking for beans. I slowly got up and ran away from him but he saw me and started to chase me. He yelled, “MY BEANS. MY F***ING BEANNNNS.” the entire time he was after me. I ran for my little bean life.

#dream #text #October 30th 2023 #beans #safeway #king pin #spider-man #spider man #spiderman #spiderverse

[itsdefinitely]

Your wiggly… I want to squish him like a stress ball /pos

so squishy

#wiggog y'rath #lords in black #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #new wiggly design what's up #i needed to draw him being a creature. it was a necessity #also if i always draw him and the other lords looking the same way it kinda defeats the purpose of being inconsistent & uncomprehensible #<- lying to myself #i didn't get to draw it here but he has paw beans. yeah that was self indulgent of me

[yayayachi]

Welcome to the club Adrien

#just couple things <3 #i am very heartbroken for these beans #they really don’t deserve any of this #I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY #miraculous ladybug #representation spoilers #ml representation #text

[autumnalfallingleaves]

As has been tradition for me for the past couple of years, here is my annual Hilda Pride art :) They are going to the Trolberg Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

Bonus close-up of Hilda's tattoo under the cut

#hilda the series #hilda netflix #hilda #hilda (hilda) #frida hilda #david hilda #asexual #lesbian #nonbinary #sapphic #demiromantic #queer #pride #pride month #pride month 2023 #art #illustration #beans art #been working on this for a while and im glad its done lmao #also my first time trying alt text; lemme know if something went funky with that

[nguyenfinity]

bean and i have been locked in the kitchen, so like AU where beta niki is niki's older brother and otome niki is his younger brother right--

more below

Hiki (22 y.o.) - "nii-san" to his younger brothers; calls Niki "Nikkun"

dropped out of hs and left to travel and be a food journalist after the IncidentTM

pretty chill but would kill a man for his little brothers

rinne is scared of him (something something scary older brother, the 3 cm difference is the only thing keeping red guy from crumpling) (also hiki's basically another version of him and bro's good at dealing with anyone but himself)

he knows rinne is scared of him and thinks it's the funniest thing and will mess with him on purpose

super sensitive to taste, bro can taste if someone put in even 1 grain of salt

despite that he has horribly bad eating habits, bro has tastebuds gifted by the divine themselves but he's on his 12th pack of ramen this week

favorite is the instant noodles he'd make and share with his little brother when he had to watch him while parents were out working

sucks at cooking. rinne was scared of him until he saw him burn water

so chill with pda hes annoying and embarrassing they cannot kiss without him whistling or saying anything

feels guilty about leaving niki from running off to try to redeem the shiina name with his journalism

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exes with oldest sakura nee-han (it's funny and they're on good terms)

drinking buddies with rinne, said nee-han and himeru post-reveal (older bees sibling crew)

Miki (16 y.o.) - "Mikkun" to his older brothers; calls Niki "Aniki"

stayed with other family in japan after the IncidentTM (niki didn't go with him 'cause he wanted to stay)

guilt from not visiting his aniki or trying harder to convince him to come with him to live with family

miki is an edgy brat, sweet but a brat niki: aw he's just a little angel what are you so worried about miki flipping rinne off behind niki's back:

Rinne once again thinking how he lucked out with Hiiro every time he interacts with Miki

niki spoils miki and miki clinging to his aniki cuddling up next to him being the first taste tester getting to choose what niki makes rinnekun on the side fist clenched about to blow a fuse thats his spot thats his job thats his choice and miki Knows

will play video games with rinne tho (sideeyeing the number of runs red guy has on niki's route in the otome)

cut his hair to be different from his brothers

has the opposite problem of niki, he doesnt wanna do food or chef work but all he's good at is food (specifically desserts and he would rather go to business school but he does enjoy making sweets with his aniki)

aroace

if rinne and niki kiss one more time around him he's gonna explode

gets flustered around hiiro in an "i wanna be friends but i'm bad at making friends" way 'cause he's so nice and genuine and excitable and nothing like his brother and rinne's like "yeah no he has a girlfriend"

tiktok kid, always has his phone on him; kinda famous?? people in his comments mostly just go "you look like that guy from crazy:b"

mario party nights with the younger bee sibling squad (hiiro, kaname, kohaku)

also gets into debates with them on who has the best oldest siblings

#enstars #niki shiina #beta niki nii-san isn't original bUT CONSIDER-- #me: re. remember when we were like “wouldn't it be funny if shiina nii-san was named hiki” and now we have a miki #'cause we had talked about beta niki nii-san before and #also shoutout to the yamada bros for the naming conventions #their dad of course. is named reiki #all the text is a mishmash of ideas bean and i were throwing around #hiki/nee-han exes is a bean special #hiki jokingly tries stealing his brother's boyfriend sometimes #'go out with me instead~' type stuff #rinne in his head: oh so that's how it feels. #hiki and niki grabbing miki 'at least one of us has to go to college.' #there's probably more but this is already a big dump #shiina kyoudai