now to my fave minecraft worldbuilding topic
what can you cook? what's edible? what's possible with enough imagination?
I'd like to start with things that are present in-game (vanilla), first, the foods and drinks (ingredients too), having a loaf of bread with a nice mushroom stew seasoned with dandelions for breakfast is an option taken straight from the game
now let's say that I take the apples, wheat, milk, sugar and eggs to make an apple pie, that isn't in the game, but it's something possible to craft
in an extend things like salt can exist because the presence of sea water, same as things like bacon (pigs), cheese (milk) and so on
what if I throw the existing leaves in hot water to make tea?
or since all the dyes have an organic source can I make a rainbow cake?
how you cook things must be important too I imagine, maybe steak cooked in the smoker tastes way better than cooked with a fire aspect sword
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As the Thanksgiving holiday approaches, Treebo has found himself in an unfortunate situation. Due to an unfortunate lack of planning, he’s found himself without a Thanksgiving or a Friendsgiving to attend.
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An Irish harvesters dinner: an old woman in a field lying against a corn stack and having a meal of potatoes and buttermilk, 1900's - by William Alfred Green (1870–1958), Irish
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My kitchen was filled with a bunch of baked potatoes but I was only allowed to eat a plastic cup full of corn so I went upstairs and hid under a blanket for some reason, then a ghost threw off my blanket and called me a little bitch and told me to eat a potato. It felt so real I actually got up and went downstairs to eat a potato before I realized that it was just a dream.
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Happy St. Paddy’s Day, friendo’s! Let’s strive to bring the snakes back to Ireland. 🍀🩶🐍
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marie is so real for this
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