#I LOVE DELUSIONAL BOYS

[cutecatlov3r]

delusional! itadori who convinces himself you and him are dating because you and him became friends.

delusional! itadori who says you and him are soulmates because you guys have something in common.

delusional! itadori who rants about you to megumi. "She totally likes me! She waved at me today!"

delusional! itadori who gets excited when you say hi... And I mean like super excited... Like his cock throbs excited.

delusional! itadori who swears when you post something, it is literally for him.

delusional! itadori who cries because he wants you so bad. And cries when you talk to anyone that isn't him.

delusional! itadori who makes gojo give him advice on how to make you fall in love with him.

delusional! itadori who MANIFESTS YOU to be his by writing your name down on paper and buying dumb ass crystals.

delusional! itadori who plans how to talk to you by ranting to himself in the mirror. "Hey- No! That's stupid! Think! Think!"

#I LOVE DELUSIONAL BOYS #jjk smut #jjk thirsts #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #itadori yuji smut #itadori x reader #itadori yuuji smut #itadori smut #itadori yuuji #jujutsu itadori #itadori angst #itadori headcanons

[handmade-witch]

ur texts with Daphne and Pansy about the Slytherin Boys

#slytherin boys #i love being delusional #theodore nott #lorenzo berkshire #blaise zabini #draco malfoy #matteo riddle

[tsukk1]

college boyfriends 🫶🏽 

#HAPPY BDAY MONTH TO ME WOOOO #tan izuku supremacy babyyyyyy #tddk #tododeku #tdiz #todoizu #dekutodo #izutodo #miidoriya #todoroki #midoriya izuku #i almost wrote midoriya shouto like that's how delusional i am #todoroki shouto #deku #shouto #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #i literally love izuku in this .. my boyish handsome baby boy #my art #enjoy :) #kisses them

[suntails]

silruggie seepy nation

#this is sleepie's fault and i have no regrets. id like to someday draw at least one thing for every silver ship above 'vague like' ive got #i have 15 total ships so um. uh. ive covered...4? of them? hoo boy #silruggie is good. dont believe me? read ch 13 of the anthology. dont believe me? read cuddle buddy on ao3 #thyere in love your honor (delusional) (extra delusional) #its my two hours of free time i get to use them how i want. silver and his 15 boyfriends #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #ruggie bucchi #silruggie #suntails

[prudentlysaved]

I am delusional

Joel: Boat boys? Boat boys are gone guys

Also Joel: Etho's first MCC? YES. I can't wait to absolutely destroy washed up Etho at MCC. Like he's so washed, I'm saying this right now I'm team Gem on this. Etho's washed...he's gonna get-I'm going to kill him everytime I see him, I'm targeting him. I'm just kidding, but he did break my trust in the last life series after we had such a nice time together as Boat Boys and...he just...it wasn't the same.

HE'S STILL NOT OVER IT, HE STILL MISSES ETHO. NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME, BOAT BOYS ISN'T GONE TILL I SAY THEY'RE GONE.

(sobbing noises)

#smalletho #boat boys #i love them your honor #they're so divorced #they deserve to kill each other #murder is a love language #because i said so #i miss them so bad #you have no idea #i have become to delusional for them #i am so desperate for any interaction between these two #i don't care if it's 10 seconds #anything please i beg

[fisheito]

wait. puss in boots rei? unfulfilled dream? as.. as in. kinda like. a last wish.? like. the last puss in boots movie.? perrito garu?????

#OK BUT ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THE LAST PUSSBOOTS MOVIE. YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT?? #THE REI WHO HAS LOST ALMOST ALL 9 OF HIS LIVES AND A GOOD BOY GARU TO KEEP HIM GROUNDED?? #garu who has been thru the horrors but still maintains his loving upbeat demeanour #who would throw him away. 😢 no. we take the gkaru and we cherish them #seriously my folktale knowledge is so lacking. there has to be an actual story rei is based on yes? #mumbles while reading the wiki article... helps his commoner master marry a princess? awhua??? #does that sound like something rei would want? hm. curious #i'll sit in my delusional world where rei puss in boots is the one with perrito and scawwy cool death wolf #my mind briefly entertained the idea of eiden as kitty softpaws but i couldn't imagine him fighting alongside rei at equal swordsmanship #....does REI have good swordsmanship? is he even a fighter? or is he more the type to throw flaming potions from afar #anyway yes eiden can be a street-smart smart alecky cat but can he fence? no? then no kitty softpaws for now #garu helping rei come down from a panic attack 🥺 #rei has no feather on his cap. it is JUST Father. he looks like a feather until he unfurls his true form and becomes the orb atop the cap #rei #garu

[katentines]

does anybody else make a pro and cons list of their crush or am i just a weirdo?

#just made a pro & cons list for my new crush #listen. listen!!! #not only is he my EXACT type like blue eyes blonde FLUFFY hair and a cute voice AND FUNNY #HE HAS A TRUCK!!!! AND OKAY OKAY LISTEN this is the most important #he has two very precious beautiful lovely adorable baby ducks #BABY DUCKS!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE I CAN'T #he also has a nice last name that goes well with my first name (i'm delusional i know) and even my family loves his family #cons? he's my friend's brother. #i need to stop i'm the worst #his mom is my sister's teacher (idk if it counts as a con but definitely awkward) #and we have never directly spoken to eachother (i was next to him while our families were talking tho!!!) #“no i'm not boy crazy” i tell the mom of the guy i literally am crushing on #in my defense i'm not just boy crazy—i'm crazy about girls too #i'm just a hopeless romantic #i know that he collects monster cans. i used to collect mine i don't anymore but i still have them #i've been wanting to give them to him (hopefully in return for the tabs that i still very much do collect) #but unfortunately i am an awkward coward

[y0ungtitty]

#girlblogging #female manipulator #schizoposting #girl interupted syndrome #absolutely deranged #the feminine urge #narcissistic personality disorder #male manipulator #obsessive love #attachment issues #so silly #ed not ed sheeran #getting worse #i need them #boy dinner #divine feminine #dissociation #delusional

[zappedbyzabka]

Sacrificial lamb and all that

#baby baby baby #He said :( #and #he said ☹️ #The way Kreese stared at him and hovered like a hungry wolf ready to pounce the whole time #the way Johnny tried not to cry and sweat and went straight into the arms of his predator like he has for YEARS #because he’d been literally in Kreese’s hands. Given to him and left with him. for YEARS. #And the way he stared up at him so desperate and melted into his grasp #let him swipe his hurting nose and obeyed when he made him do something he didn’t want to #because who else does he have. And his mom wasn’t there. and he had to go home with bruises all over him and no one #to Sid. to be mocked and laughed at some more. to cry all alone in his bed thinking about how the man he trusted and loved hurt him #And I think Kreese was more jealous. murderously so. that Johnny clearly wanted to be on good terms with LaRusso rather than so mad he lost #and by the time he realized he went too far and he lost his little champion—whom he ‘loves most besides CK’—he decided to get revenge on #Miyagi and Daniel. because it’s THEIR fault he did that to johnny in the first place. he hates them both with a passion. HE was humiliated #in front of his boy and the rest of the cobras by Miyagi. and Daniel…he changed Johnny. he practically took him away from Kreese. #Man is delusional cause that’s 10000% how he sees things #and GOD the way he begs Johnny to come back in ck. and then hurt him more because ‘thats what was best for him’ #and Johnny moves away from his touch and stares at him like an abused animal but still lets him stay #because he still loves him despite everything #he knows Kreese is in his own reality and does love him. but he realized his worth to an extent #realized its not okay for Kreese to have done all those things to him #and brainwashed him #and he was being victim blamed the whole time Kreese came back to cobra kai #I cant. #I’m SCREAMING. everything was taken from him but it was his fault because he ‘shouldnt have let Kreese come back’ #Only unobservant idiots ignore the fact that he was abused his whole life just so they can hate on him constantly. #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #karate kid #Still love Kreese though

[dyesprout0ysphoria]

Babil talks about His Favorite Flower/j

#✧ dyesprout's art! ✧ #omori #omori art #omori fanart #omori basil #basil omori #omori sunflower #sunflower omori #omori sunnflower #sunnflower omori #I'm delusional don't mind me #Basil is so silly #he's so sillyyyyy #I love him so much he's so #YIPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEE #silly boy little silly boy

[elysianymph]

Walburga stared into Sirius’ cold eyes, narrowed in defiance as he desperately clawed at the cage she had confined him in, searching for a way out, not knowing it didn't exist. Grey eyes swirling with hatred and anger so deep that Walburga knows he must’ve inherited it from her. The same eyes that looked at her in childish wonder as she had explained to him how their magic was made of stardust, how their namesakes were given for a reason. It was an old lie that her own mother had told her, one that Walburga hadn't believed for over a decade.

However, looking down as Sirius’ eyes lit up at her words, she had almost thought it true. Maybe Sirius was the exception, maybe he was a blessing sent from the stars that had finally decided Walburga had seen enough disappointment and pain in her short life. Maybe Sirius would shine just as bright as his star does, twinkling when Walburga pointed her finger at it with Sirius’ gaze carefully following her every move. A toothy smile spread across his face and she almost felt bad when she reprimanded him for it, that wasn't how a Black ought to behave but Sirius… he was different. She could feel it in what little remained of her heart.

That much had been true. Sirius was alive, burning as bright as his namesake, so warm that he burned others without meaning to.

She had never told him the curse of their namesakes, that a star burning so bright could only shine so long before it collapsed in on itself or destroyed everything around it.

Walburga had never thought he would burn her, the one who had given him everything she had.

Until she was pointing her wand at the tapestry where her once beloved son’s name was written, burning his face off of the fabric and crumbling along with its ashes on the floor, crying for a son she had lost years ago.

#writing about them again so here's an older snippet i wrote #listen... the tiktok slideshows about mothers got to me again #i love her. like she's so interesting (bc i made her interesting let's be fr) #i'm so delusional about them but i just... walburga couldn't have been the monster we've written her to be #i could talk about her for hours but i'll shut up #anyway. ENJOY NEW INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTERS YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF OR DIE #sirius was a mommy's boy #sirius black #sirius & walburga #walburga black #nymph writes #marauders #marauders era

[starsm00n]

I love Rick grimes you don’t understand I would let that man do ANYTHING. Like.

#rick grimes x reader #rick grimes #twd daryl #the walking dead #just girly thoughts #i need him #so bad #hes so babygirl #hes so silly #send help #my baby #delusional #disgusting #let me at him #please please please #god #i need it #im desperate #yummy yum yum #i got daddy issues #daddy chill #jesus christ #i’m giggling #i’m going insane #i’m crying #i need a lobotomy #girlblogging #mentally unstable #i love men #hate boys

[mrslatifi]

Logan using this photo from right after we met and I got to speak to him, when he was so smiley and goofy and happy all day long, makes me feel like I was a part of this.

HE’S BACK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 HE NEVER LEFT 🦅🦅🦅

#just being delusional #Truth is we are all a part of this #tbf I would’ve printed the papers myself if James would’ve let me #SIGN HERE. LOSER. I LOVE YOU. #never have I ever been so thankful to be edged by James Vowles #I’m just glad the seat is secured #maybe I’ll actually be able to sleep tonight #without waking up in a cold American sweat #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #williams racing #logan sargeant #ls2 #williams #the boy has been resigned!!! #f1 contract #f1 2024

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a black and white animatic based on the owl house set to "Letter to an old poet" by Boygenius. End ID]

Not sure when/if I'll finish this (I have the rest planned out!) BUT I liked it too much to just sit on it forever!!! So take this messy work in progress. She's not perfect but she makes me Feel Things

(sorry about the lack of ID, I don't know how to write them for videos! If you have any suggestions/want to give it a go, feel free!)

#the owl house #toh #uhhh who's relevant to this? a lot of characters appear #luz noceda #hunter toh #emperor belos #philip wittebane #yeah they're kinda the centerpieces of it i think #most frames are pretty on the nose in terms of their relation to the lyrics i feel? not much to explain/ramble about here #i think a lot about everything Belos put Hunter and Luz through over the course of the series. about all the things he projected onto them #Luz is pitiable to him. she delusionally thinks she's the hero of this story when it's so obviously him (sarcasm ofc) #shes his brother she's him but most importantly she's a prop in his story that makes him look better. wiser. more devoted. more rational #and Hunter is his whipping boy. all the resentment towards caleb that festers in Belos' heart makes it's way into his relationship with him #his love for Hunter is so transparently conditional. and it takes so much pushing and abusing from belos for Hunter to see this #bc it's easier to believe that it's your fault when a parent won't show love towards you. you're in control of yourself. you're fixable #but for both luz and hunter they learn that there was nothing to be fixed (at least not in the ways they thought were needed) #and. i just #AUGH #this whole animatic is an excuse to get to the line ''i wanna be/happy I'm ready'' #that's what this whole goddamn show is about man!!! about finding joy and love again in the face of grief and i just. #i love it. it's dear to me #i really wanna finish this one day. for myself #okay i am going 2 go ignore everything around me and watch re4 remake livestreams

[spagkeitti]

guys !!! its the husbandz

#i cant believe haruto saying zihao is his husband made every sprout start loving zaomeis #i am very in support of combining our fanbases yes :’) #like it literally makes sense if zihao fans are sunflowers and haruto fans are sproutz and together we can both be the garden AHHHH #im addicted to the garden on twitter the bp fandom is so sweet :) #ALSO please remember not to actually ship these two theyre real people !!!!!! we’re all in on the joke OK OK ! #but they are besties me thinks im delusional:) #i need more husbandz + ricky crumbs pls someone on mnet give them all screentime #ok thats all #boys planet #haruto maeda #wang zihao

[henrysglock]

Every day I'm driven more insane by The First Shadow because it confirms so much just by existing, let alone the actual content of the show.

The team really went "No, no. You don't have all the information about Henry yet. We intentionally kept that from you. Also, all the adult characters? Yeah. They knew him. They all fucking knew him, which is why we couldn't have any of them be present in ST4. Kept that one from you too."

Just by making the play they confirm that there's at least another hour's worth of content at least tangentially related to Henry's story. We're missing so much about him if we just go off what we see in ST4.

Just by the synopsis, they tell us that Henry is already running from something, a Shadow that predates Hawkins and the Creel house. They also confirm that Henry might even have had friends. That some of those friends may have been the main adult crew. There are people who ought to remember him.

Like be serious. Be so so incredibly serious. Mindblowing.

#It's so cathartic to be right sometimes though. Like I post on this silly little site about how we don't have the full picture on Henry and #I get called a delusional and I get told I'm reaching too hard...AND THEN HERE COME THE DUFFERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! #I /knew/ there was more to Henry and the unholycule has been saying as much for so long but nooooo no one wants to listen. #Everyone loves their straightforward easily judged simple 2D villain (even as they complain about his 2D-ness) #As if Stranger Things itself isn't this massively complex show already. As if the Duffers would skimp out on the complexity of their #final boss. As if the Duffers would settle for ''this boy was BORN evil even though we've spent all this time showing cycles of abuse and #explaining to y'all that even the bad people (especially the bad people) have more going on than meets the eye. #This one though?? Born evil. Bad from the start.'' LIKE????? #be so fucking forreal #stranger things: the first shadow #henry creel #vent #rant #i had to get that one out lol