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#I Stand With Kyle
saprozoicworm · 7 months
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loser lineup
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chlorineated · 3 months
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ghouljams · 10 months
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This time of year is prime time for bonfires in the south!! Just had one the other night and tried to scare some of my friends with some spooky stories and can’t stop thinking about trying (and failing) to do this to cowboy ghost hahahaha
Bonfires are my favorite! My family is full of pyromaniacs and our bonfires have gotten the fire department called numerous times. Once someone thought a house was on fire, very fun. Let's do more drunk cowboy fun, pre-"I want you to have my babies".
Birdie swings you around in front of the bonfire, the tiny tinny speaker playing some swinging murder ballad you think would really be more appropriate without your boyfriends around. You giggle as she holds her arm up to spin you before pulling you in close again.
“Wait, wait,” You laugh as you stumble, “Bird, I’m in deep I can’t-” You laugh more feeling her let you go to wiggle her shoulders at you. She turns to hold her hands out to Gaz.
“Come on quiet boy, you don’t got the spins, do ya?” She wiggles her fingers, pulling Gaz up out of his folding chair to dance. You take the opportunity to join Simon over by the folding table turned makeshift bar. 
“Made that happen once,” Simon is telling Moon, he holds his thumbs out and turns them with a pop noise, “blind, easy as you like.”
“Gross,” Moon says, without a hint of disgust. You reach between them to pour two shots of crystal moonshine, and slide one to Simon. You position yourself so Moon can’t see him tug his mask down and take the shot with you. The burn of it makes your throat itch something fierce, you can’t imagine it’s any better for him.
“You know you don’t have to keep up with me,” You tell him. Simon reaches for the canned peaches and spears one with the provided fork.
“You think I can’t?” He asks, popping the golden fruit in his mouth as a chaser before pulling his mask back into position.
“Didn’t say that.” Truth be told, the only reason you’re drinking so much is because he’s following you. Because every time you pour a shot you get to see his face again. Simon’s hands grip your thighs, pulling you between his legs. The heat of the bonfire on your back doesn’t have anything on the heat from Simon’s eyes as he looks up at you from his seat. “You having fun, Cowboy?” You ask, cupping his cheek.
“I’m having fun,” He hums.
“You gonna throw up?” Simon snorts, batting your hand away.
“I haven’t thrown up since I was 19, Moon’s shite liquor isn’t about to change that.”
“You don’t have to drink it,” Moon gripes from the other side of the table, “Ungrateful bastard.”
Simon rolls his eyes, you smile a little to yourself. It’s nice seeing him out of his shell. The fire flares loudly behind you. The rush of heat making Simon lean to peak around you at the blaze.
“Where the fuck did he get that?”
You turn to look and- You think maybe you shouldn't have told Soap to "go wild" with the bonfire. He's got a super soaker full of something, smells like lighter fluid, that he’s spraying on the fire to coax it bigger. As if he hadn’t loaded the thing with enough pallets and kindling to melt glass. All in all, very impressive, you think. You wonder how long it'll be 'til someone reports it.
“Get that away from him before he sets himself on fire.” You tell Simon, who’s already standing up to do just that.
You steal his seat, watching with Moon as your two professional killers wrestle for the rainbow water gun. Soap’s indignant shouts are almost as funny as watching Gaz jump on his back to try and give Simon the upperhand. They fight like kids, you hope it’s the alcohol that’s making them uncoordinated. You're not sure Gaz even knows what they're supposed to be fighting over, rolling in the grass and trying to grapple Soap as Simon looks for an angle to grab the soaker. Birdie cheers excitedly from the sidelines as Simon finally yanks the gun from Soap’s hands and is almost immediately tackled by both sergeants.
"Bunch of idiots," Moon mumbles, but you can see her smile.
"Your idiot started it," You tell her, watching Simon push at Soap's grinning face as Gaz tries to put him in a headlock.
"You think Birdie's gonna jump in?" You both watch her bouncing too close to the struggle, too excited to be just cheering it on.
"Probably."
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ladyantiheroine · 5 days
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Thinking about an AU idea where Bruce Wayne’s parents never died but he still becomes a vigilante. They support this endeavor (Thomas even helps train him) until he brings Selina Kyle home.
Thomas: “She’s a criminal! You’re a crime-fighter! What if she’s just trying to use you? Steal from you? What will your mother think? You are not seeing that girl again!”
Bruce: “But daddy I love her 😩”
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operationnope · 7 days
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Mild rant/ask for more info
It has been brought to my attention that during Couples Goals 2.0, you and your Casa boy can in fact be voted most likely to get married AND hottest couple (I only got hottest on my playthrough)
My ask for those who achieved BOTH, if you would be so kind to share:
Did you do bits/go all the way with your Casa boy while you were in Casa Amor?
How serious were you about your OG LI before the fake dumping- like actively romancing them, did bits or more, OR did you keep them in the friendzone as much as possible
Now for my rant 😂 How is it possible, that the problematic OG couple (for me it’s Jack and Sophie), who BOTH cheated during Casa, can get the audience vote? And somehow it’s dependent on who MC has or hasn’t slept with?! MC WAS SINGLE!!! I was onboard for fusebox this season, but this is actually kinda pissing me off a bit. Ok, fair, they figured out branching, but for this?? It doesn’t even make sense 🫠
Also, thank you to @luciferiangirl1 for going over some of the details of your Kyle playthrough with me. I’m unreasonably jealous that you got the public vote 😭💗
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rhynehoward · 1 year
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hatsunevitu · 10 months
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i like to think that every time cartman agrees with kyle on something, kyle gets really confused and subconsciously waits for cartman to start an argument so it goes like
kyle: …Yes, so that’s what I think.
cartman: Cool, I think so too.
kyle: What?
cartman: What?
kyle: Aren’t you gonna argue?…
cartman: Why would I? Your point sounds reasonable.
kyle: No, wait, that’s… that feels kinda weird. What about the part when I said that I formed my opinion based on that one research? Aren’t you gonna check it to see if I didn’t make it up by myself?…
cartman: Wtf, Kyle, you want me to argue with you??
kyle: No, I don’t! …But maybe you should check the last fact I talked about, now that I think about it, the source doesn’t seem very reliable.
cartman: ???????
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sillyboycam · 4 months
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My hyperfixations are all over the place right now I’m going insane
Homestuck??
Rim of the world??
Trolls??
Avatar the way of water??
BBC Merlin??
SOUTHPARK??
ALAN BECKER STICKMEN??????
scott pilgrim.
There is so much more but my mind can not remember it all
The excitement is too much I might explode
I am being so genuine here I love it all too much, is this what real happiness feels like
wtf???
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potatobugz · 1 year
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south park but they are like teen agers (warning: scarey warning: frightening)
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buttfrovski · 6 months
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hugs
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Dear John | 141 Reacts to You Breaking Up with Them with a Letter
Almost all angst, sorry not sorry
Ghost
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He wasn’t surprised, honestly thought it would happen sooner. He came home after being away for almost eight months, with very little contact with you. Your shared flat was dark when he got there. He knew the moment he saw the letter on the dining table what had happened. He didn’t try to reach out, he didn’t want to hurt you and it honestly hurt too much for him too. He kept an eye on you, checking up on you from a distance. He knew he could never give you everything you wanted or needed and wanted to make sure you found someone who did. 
Soap
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Didn’t read it for three days after coming home. He slept on the couch, the bed didn’t even smell like you anymore. A couple of drunken voicemails later, you agreed to meet to talk in person. It didn’t go well. You were crying and he was trying hard not to. You eventually agreed to go your separate ways. He didn’t tell anyone you’d broken up for months, just lied to his mates about how busy you were with work or school. His maw loved you and he didn’t know how to tell her. He didn’t want to admit to himself you were gone. Had lots of random hook-ups until his next deployment but it wasn’t you. 
Price
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It wasn’t the first one he’d ever gotten. The disappointment still hung heavy in his heart. He didn’t bother reading it, just tossed it in the garbage. He drank, a lot. Went through a lot of cigars too (the neighbours complained about the smell). He went scorched earth, deleting your number, blocking you on everything, and throwing out anything that reminded him of you. He’d hoped you could hold on a little bit longer so he could show how ready he was to commit to you. He still has the ring he wanted to give you buried in the back of his sock drawer.
Gaz
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He called you immediately, just wanting to make sure you had a safe place to stay. He asked if the two of you could talk it out. You spent several hours at your local cafe, your previous favorite date spot. It was painful but you were both open with each other about what you wanted. You agreed to a break, and he offered to let you stay at the flat and he’d move out for the time being (didn’t ask Price about sleeping on his couch beforehand). You’re not sure where to go from here but you’re open to getting back together. You both need to work on things but you still care about each other, just not sure in what way yet.
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jasontoddssuper · 7 months
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"Wayne Family Adventures is better than canon because it has the Batfam being happy together!!!!"
1.Yes,at the cost of good characterization and representation
2.You've never read a comic,how would you know what the Batfam is like in canon????
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shihoerusu · 7 months
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They are too pretty to be petty love rivals
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hungriestheidi · 17 days
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reading sanctuary chapter 33 moodboard
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poisonousquinzel · 1 month
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if you've ever felt embarrassed about getting characterization wrong in fan content in the past just know that the man who co wrote this ridiculously dumbass bit from an offensive revolting series went on to be allowed to co-write two of the four Harley Quinn ongoings (2014 / 2016)
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Ivy, in reference to Wonder Woman: Poor thing comes from an island of all women. That's worse than Catholic school.
Selina: Depends on your preferences.
Harley: Eww!
Selina: So we can add homophobe to your incredibly dimwitted character traits.
Harley: You know if we didn't have to work together I'd let my snookums poison your milk bowl.
Selina: Great, the talking hat thing again.
Ame-Comi was released in like 2013 and Harley's second ongoing was in 2014 ... who let him touch her character again i just wanna talk i swear
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somewherefornow · 17 days
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