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mel-the-fangirl · 3 years

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Toss A Coin to Your Witcher

Henry Cavill x Reader

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I am so so so nervous to post this because this is my first time writing a Henry fic and I know that the Henry Cavill fandom is such a tightknit family, I hope you guys have room for one more hopeless Henry stan. I know this isn’t even half as good as the other Henry fics out there but I had this idea stuck in my head for a very long time.

Please like and reblog or leave me some replies if I should do a second part! Thank you!

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The makeup brush swept precisely along your cheekbone, covering it in a subtle shimmer. Production staff milled around behind you, testing sound, testing lights. Being an actor, these things were nothing new.

"Now remember, say it with me,"

"Don't say or do anything stupid." you recited with your long time agent and friend, Marge.

You thanked the makeup artist and made your way to the set.

"When have I ever said or done anything stupid though?" you asked

Marge looked at you appraisingly before replying,

"There's always a time for everything. Now go on."

The vibe on set dialled to a hundred when you stepped on. It was really flattering how they cheered as you plonked your butt down on the wooden chair, a red tarp was set up behind you and the studio lights surrounded the area.

"Ready when you are Y/N!" the producer aka the ring leader of this whole operation flashed you a thumbs up

You nodded, feeling the nervousness bubble up your throat.

Surprise, surprise. You still got nervous in front of the camera. It wasn't hard to handle though, you took a couple of deep breaths and you were good to go.

"Hey guys, gals, and non-binary pals! I'm Y/N Y/L/N. I'm here with Buzzfeed and we're gonna be playing Twenty Questions." you winked at the camera with your arms wrapped around the little jar that had your questions in it

"Let's get started, shall we?"

Eager to begin, you stuck your hand into the jar without a second thought.

"I freaking love Buzzfeed, really. Especially Tasty, I mean, I don't cook. But," you shrugged, wiggling your fingers, hearing the tiny bits of folded paper move around in the jar. "I love watching people cook. Then I love eating."

Scattered chuckles broke out through the crew.

After a few minutes of rustling around, you figured you’d just come clean, "Okay. Small problem."

You lifted your hand, the jar coming along with it. The pieces of folded paper crowding around your encased wrist as you waved your arm.

Another round of shocked giggles started up as a couple of assistants rushed to you and tried to yank the jar off.

"This is too good," the producer chortled, "Mind if we keep this in?"

"Fine by me!" you watched intently as Marge rolled up your sleeve so one assistant could pour oil all over it. Eagle eyed, she watched as a drop of oil landed on the bottom hem of your sweater.

"Great job, Y/N. This sweater was a gift from that designer you met last week, he said he made it just for you." she scolded, taking charge by grabbing the jar with two hands

"It was an accident, Marge. It's not like I planned on getting my hand stuck in a jar today!"

With a tug and a pop, your hand was free and slick with olive oil. Marge landed on her butt on the floor.

"Marge!" you howled with laughter, helping her up

She straightened her blouse, all business but her cheeks were stained red with embarrassment.

"Can someone help Y/N wash the oil off her hands? Let's get this show on the road, people!" she barked marching orders at the staff, clapping her hands as she went. She wasn't in charge here but no one dared to question her.

You chuckled, knowing that this was a cute little anecdote you’d be sharing with anyone who was willing to listen.

A few minutes later, you were back in your chair, having a laugh with everyone. The jar incident already stripped away the majority of your anxiety so you were ready to go.

"Okay! First question!" you squinted at the strip of paper, "What is the most expensive thing you’ve stolen from any set you’ve been on?"

“Well!” you widened your eyes at the camera, “Bold of you all to assume that I’ve ever stolen anything!”

Marge scoffed rather audibly, making everyone raise their eyebrows at you.

“Okay, fine!” you held up your hand. The stunning ring you had on sparkled underneath the lights, nearly blinding anyone who looked.

“I did a period movie a while back and they had these drop dead gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous pieces of jewelry. I wore this piece,” you gazed down at the ring fondly, “for the whole of the film and I just pinched it after we wrapped, I couldn’t part with it, okay? I’m like a fricking magpie, I love shiny things.”

The crew burst into fits of laughter, making you laugh along with them.

“To clarify! This is the replica the props department had made, a very expensive replica. I can see you freaking out, Marge. And no, you don’t have to call the insurance company.”

You were a big hit, to say the least. You had them in stitches every time you opened your mouth but all good things had to come to an end, right?

It didn’t matter how carefully you dipped your hand into the question jar, this next one was going to make things very messy for you.

"What do you like to do in your free time?" you read out loud, tapping a finger against your chin

"There hasn't been much free time lately,” you chuckled, “Let’s see… I play video games, yeah. I am so obsessed with the Witcher, it's borderline unhealthy. I’ve read all the books and played the games so many times."

"What do you think of Henry Cavill as Geralt?" the producer asked you

Henry Cavill.

Just hearing that man's name was enough to make the blood rush to your cheeks. You brushed an imaginary hair out of your face. From behind the camera, Marge raised a knowing brow.

"Well," you cleared your throat and sat up straighter

"To be honest, at first I was really skeptical about his casting. I mean, he is way too good looking. Like way. Way. Too good looking. But…"

"But?"

Your mind drifted to the first time you saw a picture of Henry Cavill in full costume. The white hair, the golden cat eyes, the intense gaze and all that leather? It definitely made you feel… Certain things.

You cleared your throat, propping yourself on the table with your arms. To be honest, your head was still in a Henry Cavill haze so you had zero control of what came out of your mouth next.

"I'd definitely toss all my coins to that Witcher. Toss a few other things as well."

Everyone in the room ooh'ed and whistled, delighted by your saucy reply. The ruckus snapped you out of it and your hand immediately flew to your mouth.

“Please tell me I didn’t just say that out loud.”

“You did.” Marge mouthed at you, trying but failing to contain her laughter

"So you enjoyed his performance as Geralt?" the producer pressed on, hoping to get more audience-raking answers

How many times were you going to blush during this interview?

"Oh, well, about that, I haven't really gotten around to actually watching it.” you admitted sheepishly, “But I've seen photos and some clips. Very impressed by what I've seen so far."

"You will watch it though, right?"

"Oh, absolutely. No way I’d miss out on that! Henry Cavill is an incredibly wonderful, talented actor. I think he’s also a fan of the franchise so I have no doubt that he played Geralt to perfection as with all his other roles." you nodded solemnly, putting a hand to your heart

Everyone in the room with you caught on that you were gushing over the actor, the sly looks they all exchanged with one another were a dead giveaway. Too bad you didn’t notice before you could try and play it cool.

“Alright! I think it’s time for the next question!” you declared, swiftly plucking another question out of the jar

By the time it was all over, you had convinced yourself that your little crush-related blunder wasn’t even a big deal, it would probably just be a little footnote in that video. No biggie.

But, Jesus Christ were you wrong.

The video took a couple of weeks to edit and in that time, you were busier than ever. A movie you had just done was getting a lot of attention, your performance in particular had critics singing your praises. At that point, you were definitely getting noticed a lot more when you stepped out for coffee.

So, the timing was just perfect.

The second the video went live, your phone was going off non stop. Twitter mentions, Instagram tags, and articles. A few notable entries being:

“WATCH: RISING STAR Y/N Y/L/N GUSHES ABOUT HENRY CAVILL IN CHARMING BUZZFEED VIDEO”

“@geraskier-rights: Y/N Y/L/N REALLY SAID SHE’D TOSS ALL HER COINS TO HENRY CAVILL’S GERALT AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”

“@geralt-of-vengerberg: Y/N The Fond™ is showing👀👀👀”

Marge sat on your sofa with your phone in hand, absolutely thrilled while reading tweets out loud. You scheduled a panic session with her over lunch once everything blew up.

“Oh my God.” you groaned, massaging your temples. “Marge, what do I do?”

“About what?” she didn’t even bother to look up at you

You plopped yourself down next to her, laying your head in her lap, “All that. It’s everywhere.”

“And? There’s nothing wrong with it, they all think you’re charming and funny. A true Relatable Queen.”

Was it your sanity slipping through your fingers? Or the overpowering embarrassment? You had no idea but whatever it was, it had you laughing until your stomach hurt.

Marge tugged at your hair, “Get it together, bitch. Jeez.”

“What are you so worried about anyway?” she asked, placing your phone on your stomach

You swiped through your emails absentmindedly, “I’m not worried about anything, it’s just that what if…”

You left the words hanging in the air, you might as well have been dangling from a cliff from how much colour drained from your face.

“What if what?”

Marge shoveled some pasta into her mouth before noticing that you essentially turned into a statue right next to her.

“Y/N!” she shook your arm with a grip you were sure would leave some bruises. “What’s the matter?”

Wordlessly, you passed your phone to her, the comment from a certain verified account displayed prominently on Buzzfeed’s Instagram post of a little snippet from your video, the “I’d toss all my coins to that Witcher” part, naturally.

“@henrycavill: Dear Y/N, how many coins are we talking about here? Let’s talk about my reward.”

It was all Marge could do to not throw your phone across the room. Her eyes went wide, following your every move as you paced back and forth, a thumbnail in your mouth.

“That did not just happen, I did not just see that right now. I didn’t.” you babbled, your heart beating thunderously in your chest

There it went. Your very own ticking time bomb finally went off. Number of casualties? Just one. You.

“Okay. Just calm down, Y/N.” Marge caught you mid-pace, squeezing your arms

“Maybe it was a fan account. Tell me it was a fan account, Marge. Henry Cavill did not just hear me imply what I implied.” you grasped at her hand with your clammy one

“Well if he has a fan account that’s verified and has fourteen point five million followers?”

“Oh god.” you groaned, sinking to the floor and hugging your knees

“Oh, Christ.”

Marge hauled you to your feet and thrust your phone in your hand. She looked you hard in the eye, “Stop your whining and answer him. You’re Y/N fucking Y/L/N, one of the hottest people on the planet, start acting like it.”

You stared at her, eyes wide. Your chest rose and fell rapidly. Marge’s words started to make sense in your mind and adrenaline started surging through your veins. You nodded fervently, psyching yourself up.

“Fuck yeah.” you breathed, clicking ‘Reply’

“@yourinstagram: @henrycavill I know you take orens, crowns, and florens but maybe we should discuss further?”

Before you could even stop yourself (did you even want to?), your fingers already landed on the blue paper plane.

“I did it.” you exhaled, staring as the likes and overly enthusiastic replies started pouring in

“Fuck yeah, you did. Now, come on. Leave your phone. We’re getting drunk.”

More weeks passed and you actually ended up forgetting about that little reply you left Henry Cavill. You were busier than ever. Guestings, endorsement deals, and awards shows left and right. So, when you finally had a couple of days free, you decided you would set up camp on your sofa and finally watch Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia.

You even threw on your Superman pyjamas, “What the hell.” you shrugged

If you were going down this road, you might as well do it right. Maybe you would even watch the Man from U.N.C.L.E after or would it be Night Hunter? The decision would have to wait.

You watched, absolutely riveted as the White Wolf battled against the kikimora, his silver sword hacked at the creature with unmatched expertise. You were only a few minutes in but you already knew you’d be stuck on that sofa for hours.

When the kikimora had Geralt pinned underwater with his trusty sword just beyond arm’s reach, you found yourself on the edge of your seat, one of your cushions in a chokehold.

“Come on, come on, come on.” you muttered as Geralt reached for his sword

You wouldn’t find out if he got it or not. A knock on your door literally made you fall off the sofa.

“Fuck!” you exclaimed, your hip was already smarting from the impact

Whoever that asshole was, you swore you were going to give him a piece of your mind. You stomped to your front door just as that idiot started knocking again.

You huffed and threw the door open then your mind immediately went blank.

“I am so sorry. Are you alright? I think I heard you fall?”

Oh yeah. You were definitely falling.

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You can find the second part here!

#henry cavill #geralt of rivia #the witcher #the man from uncle #night hunter #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill fic #henry cavill imagine #fanfiction #henry william dalgliesh cavill #cavillry

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fvkxisla · 4 years

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bonjour guys, gals, and non-binary pals. it me. it your girl Lo. i’m 25, been slowly moving across the state and immunocompromised so this “inside funtime” has been a TRIP for me! my obsessions include hot sauce, good character development, theatre, cats, the sims, improv comedy, and spicy quality memes. have my messy monster Isla ♥

•(more about the girl below)•

tw: death, age gap relationships

(JESSICA ALEXANDER, CISFEMALE) - Have you seen ISLA DUBOIS? ISLA is in HER SOPHOMORE year. The THEATRE/DANCE MAJOR is 20 years old & is a SCORPIO. People say SHE is CHARMING, ALLURING, LICENTATIOUS and CONNIVING. Rumors say they’re a member of CALLOWAY. I heard from the gossip blog that SHE IS SLEEPING WITH TWO OF HER PROFESSORS.

○ isla marguerite dubois was born in quebec, canada to two natives of nice, france. her father is a defense attorney to a bunch of global businesses and her mother is a beauty mogul.

○ needless to say, my baby is l o a d e d. growing up, her family had a few housekeepers and she and her siblings had nannies to watch them after school. as she grew up, she never wanted for anything. isla is the definition of being born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

○ speaking of siblings, isla has three older brothers. she is the only girl out of the four kids and the baby, so she knows how to get what she wants pretty damn well. she’s only had 20 years of experience

○ being raised like that, she has a tendency to sound really…..entitled. honestly, she doesn’t mean to sound like an absolute stuck up bitch, but that’s her language. the girl can be very caring and sincere if someone can stand the outer shell of some annoying ignorance about the 99% of the world.

○ she had a fourth brother, but he unfortunately passed away when she was 13 in a motorcycle crash. he was a bit estranged from the family so they weren’t the closest. however, the incident has made her a bit wary around motorcycles.

○ ever since puberty, isla has been obsessed with boys. it’s almost been excessive how many boys she goes after. if you are a male (and straight/bi, my girl has some standards here) there is about a hundred percent chance she will try and hit on you. partner or not. isla is also a bit of a notorious homewrecker.

○ having cultivated this obsession for boys, isla has developed a new talent: using them for her own gain. she is a serial dating manipulator. if you have something to offer her, isla will get close to you and sexually/romantically manipulate you into giving her that advantage. after she’s gotten that, she’ll expertly make the break off seem like the right thing at this time.

○ isla doesn’t have a lot of female friends. to quote rachel from friends “yeah, girls don’t tend to like me.” she does have her core girls though.

○ theatre is her life. not only does she want to become an actress, she is also a budding star within her program.

○ besides theatre and boys, isla’s life revolves around dance. she started competitive dance at the tender age of 3. she competed religiously until she was eighteen. isla still attends and TA’s at some of the dance classes offered.

○ the professors she’s sleeping with? Her married theatre professor and a much old psych professor. both are exchanging her “favors” for good grades and opportunities. this is not the first time she has exchanged sex for personal gain. it probably won’t be her last either.

More is sure to come as I think of it, but this is the gist. Now for some:

Wanted Connections

the best friends ;; her partner in crime, the ying to his yang. the pair or more that are typically attached by the hip, consult each other, and couldn’t live without one another.

the partier ;; the sound of too loud music and the taste of warm, cheap beer are the defining characteristics of this friendship. these two may give each other recognition in the halls, but as soon as the word ‘party’ is involved, these two are together. the best of friendships always start smashed.

her girls ;; not many females like isla, but these girls are that exception. her ride or dies. she’d kill or hide a body for these women.

the one? ;; these two flirt so much, they might as well just get it over with and date. however, many steps have to be taken to get there. are they willing to make those steps?

the big ex ;; these two seemed to be so in love. …or not. maybe they ended on a good note, maybe it went down in flames. all that’s known for certain is that they went from the cutest couple to barely speaking.

fwb ;; having a friend is good. having a friend who has sex with you is better. no strings attached.

just a hookup ;; they’re for sex and nothing else. harsh but true.

the toy ;; isla’s own little toy. she uses them for whatever reason and makes them think they’re her one and only. will she break her shiny new toy? maybe. she’s not known for being careful.

the scorned ;; whether this is an ex hookup’s partner or someone she used and threw away, she burned this person. all she can seem to give them is a shrug emoji.

HMU! ~Lo

#yatesintro #((watch out she's out of character ;; ooc))#//leave me a like and I'll come bother you with plots and love #death tw #age gap relationships tw

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iwritefanficion · 5 years

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i feel kinda bad requesting more sanders sides when you write for so many other things, but fluffy dating hcs for the sides? it’s ok if you don’t want to, your writing is amazing!

Oh, don’t feel bad! I like writing any of the fandoms I write for, plus I’m super into Sanders Sides right now and I love them. And I hope you know you put a smile on my face! I hope it’s okay if I do fem! reader for this. I usually do that when it’s not specified.

Warnings: Remus, mild swearing, some sexual innuendos.

Roman

-King of Romance, guys, gals and non-binary pals.

-Like he is all in for PDA. Hugs, kisses, hand-holding, making out. He loves it. And he absolutely adores you.

-If you’re all good with it, he, at random times, will simply pick you up and carry you, bridal style. Like even if you’re just going to get a snack or glass of water, he will pick you up and carry you where ever you need to go.

-Loves dates. Dinner and a walk are his favourites. Oh, if there’s somewhere fancy that also includes dancing, you can bet your sweet cheeks he’s taking you.

-But honestly, he will dance with you anywhere. Just whisk you off your feet, bring you close to him, play some sweet music, and dance. Even if you suck at it, both of you will be smiling and laughing.

-He’s a true gentleman, and will never do something unless he’s sure you want him to.

-His kisses are always passionate and loving. He doesn’t settle for small pecks, he will kiss you with all his might, even going as far as lifting you up while he does it.

-Adores having you on his lap. If you’re watching movies or just on the couch, he will put you on his lap and encircle you with his arms.

-Disney movie marathons. ‘Nuff said.

-Disney duets. He doesn’t care if you’re the worst singer in the world, he wants to do a duet with you. Mostly love songs but will do anything.

-Loves to be the big spoon in bed. Just wants to protect you, and feels when he’s asleep, it’s the best way to do it. Also just likes having you in his arms.

-Will brag about you. Constantly. Like, he will bring you up in every conversation he has. He will talk about how wonderful you are and how much he loves you.

-Just likes being around you. He wants to stay close to you all the time. It doesn’t even matter what the two of you do, he just likes being there.

-Has a wide range of nicknames for you. ‘My love’, ‘my sweet’, ‘my princess’, ‘darling’. The list could go on forever. He is the creative side, so he doesn’t run out of cute things to call you.

-You’re his princess, and he will treat you like royalty because you deserve it.

Patton

-It’s fair to say that Patton is probably the purest boy ever.

-Like, he just loves you so much!!

-He adores affection, whether giving or receiving. It doesn’t matter if he’s in public or not, he will express how much he loves you.

-PDA is huge! He will pull you into tight embraces, kiss you, hold your hand, anything. He’s never afraid of showing you how much you mean to him.

-His kisses range no matter how long they are, they are always sweet and full of love. Whether just small pecks or longer kisses. Honestly, he just loves kissing you!

-Dates are a given. But it doesn’t always involve going out. Sometimes it’s just you two in the kitchen baking cookies or cake. Though, this often leads to you two throwing batter at each other. By the time you’re finished, you’re both covered in batter. But, it just causes you both to start laughing.

-Other dates are movie marathons, where you both build a fort out of cushions and blankets and just snuggle. It doesn’t stop until you both pass out.

-He gets flustered when you’re affectionate with him. Kiss him or cling on to him and he gets as red as a cherry. But, he absolutely loves it.

-Will just about always touch you. Not in a sexual way, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. If you’re standing, he will have his arm around your waist or be holding your hand. If you’re sitting, he will be as close to you as possible.

-Your relationship will be filled with laughter. As lame as his puns are, he never falls short in making you smile and laugh. And every time he does, a feeling of pride washes over him.

-You can always feel his gaze adoring you. Like, if you’re talking with someone else, he will always just watch you and smile. Because he still can’t believe you’re his.

-Will often call you ‘kiddo’ but he also calls you ‘sweetie’ and ‘honey’.

-He loves just about any pet name you call him but if loves ‘darling’ the most.

-If you two sleep together, you both are usually clinging to one another. You guys don’t even realize you do it. You can go to sleep separately and wake up in each other’s arms.

-If he wakes up before you, he likes to wake you by peppering your face with kisses. Or, if he’s feeling mischevious, he’ll tickle you. This usually results in payback and then kisses.

-Your relationship will be loving and sweet. If you love him as much as he loves you, nothing will ever stop the two of you.

Logan

-He doesn’t like feeling but he does have feelings.

-That being said, he does like having feelings for you.

-Not super into PDA but doesn’t mind holding your hand in public. Things like kisses (even ones on the cheek or temple) and hugs are reserved for private.

-If you do kiss him on the cheek or on the nose in public, he will go beat red. Then he quietly tells you:

-”I have a reputation to uphold,”

-As if that will stop you.

-Once in private, however, he is not as hesitant to show his affections. In fact, he likes having you in his lap as he works. When this happens, he usually places pecks on your forehead and temple. He just finds it easier to work when you’re there.

-When he’s not working, he still likes having you around.

-Kisses with him are often slow and meticulous. They’re not cold- let’s get that straight. He enjoys kissing you, he just wants to make sure you enjoy it as much as he does.

-He watches your reactions, knowing exactly what you do and do not like. He does with a lot of things, actually, so he knows you pretty well.

-Despite his analytical nature, the kisses are nothing short of sweet. He will hold you close, cupping your face or threading his fingers in your hair.

-You guys have a lot of make-out sessions. Honestly, he just doesn’t want to let you go and you’re not exactly complaining~

-Sometimes the two of you will just be in his room, cuddling. Like, you’ll be laying on top of him and the two of you will just talk. For hours.

-He likes just telling you about different topics, often about astronomy or maybe just other random facts. If you are interested in the things he talks about, he’ll be ecstatic!

-If you have anything you want to talk about or contributions to the different facts, he wants to hear it! He likes when you are part of the conversation.

-Dates can be… traditional. He doesn’t know what to a lot of the times and he’d rather not ask the other sides, so he goes to the internet for help. Dinners are common, just taking you to eat in a social setting.

-He’d honestly just you pick out the dates. So, take him to a science museum or an observatory and he’ll wonder why he didn’t think of it before. Plus, you’ll get to see that cute little smile that lights up his face!

-Sleeping positions vary. He doesn’t really care what position he’s in so long as your comfortable and you both get a good nights sleep for the recommended eight hours.

-He does prefer you laying on top of him. It’s… comforting. He can feel you, knowing you’re there, knowing you want to be there. He just adores it.

-You often have to coax him from his work when he’s stressing out too much or simply working too hard. It may some time and convincing but he really can’t argue with you.

-Cuddling relaxes him. And all you have to do his talk to him to take his mind off all the stress.

-Sometimes when neither of you feels like doing anything, you’ll simply sit in comfortable silence and read or listen to music. You don’t always have to talk.

-He may not let a lot of people know how he’s really feeling but with you, he doesn’t have to hide anything.

Virgil

-This boy may act tough and mysterious but in reality, he’s a huge softie.

-He’s super anxious about the entire relationship, so he does need reassurance that you do love him, that you do want to be with him.

-Telling him you love him and giving him compliments make him flustered. Like, he can try and hide it all he wants but his whole face goes as red as a tomato! But, he everything you tell him makes his heart swell.

-He never knows if you want affection or not, so he asks before he kisses you if he can. Like, in a really meek way, avoiding eye-contact and fiddling with his fingers.

-He smiles when you say he can. That small smile that shines through in his eyes.

-His kisses are tentative at first, but as you both melt into it, it blossoms into something more confident and loving. And while he does it, he holds you close, as if he was afraid you would disappear if you didn’t.

-He’s not comfortable in public at all, so it’s fair to say he’s not super into PDA. Like, holding hands is a huge step for him so you won’t get a lot of hugs or kisses.

-In private is a different story. He enjoys cuddling but hates asking for it, so he kind of just hints at it and hopes you know what he wants.

-Also in private, he just enjoys affection in general. Hold him close, kiss his head, nose, cheeks, just snuggle up with him. He loves it all!

-He’s kind of like a cat. Pet his hair while he lays on your lap and he’ll purr. He can also be kind of moody and will demand attention without asking for it but that’s not important right now.

-Dates are mostly in the safety of his own home. Movie marathons are a big thing, just the two of you watching horror or Disney movies while cuddling with a blanket wrapped around the two of you.

-The two of you will often make dinner (even if Virgil is terrified of burning down the kitchen) or order out and just enjoy each other’s company.

-Playful banter! Oh my God, just teasingly insult each other until your both giggling at your own jokes. He’s a dork, one-hundred percent. By association, you’re probably one too.

-It’s a common occurrence for any of the other sides to find the two of you napping in random places. Anywhere, anytime. Just curled together, snoozing.

-When sleeping at night, in a bed, he’s the little spoon. Being in your arms takes away a lot of the stress. He feels safe, comfortable, and his anxiety does soften.

-You’re the first person he comes to when he just needs to vent, talk or be comforted. He knows you’ll always listen, you’ll always be there for him. He may overthink a lot of stuff and always think the worst may happen but he knows that you’re not going anywhere.

-Sometimes he just needs to sit in silence. He still wants you around, he just doesn’t want to talk. Play some of his music and just massage his scalp. It will definitely help him.

-When you’re this close to him, he will cherish and love you for as long as you let him.

Deceit

-People may think he’s a cold liar that is more interested in himself than anyone else.

-He’s not. If you manage to worm yourself into his heart, you will never regret it.

-He does lie a lot but you can tell when he’s teasing or just lying in general. He doesn’t like to deceive you but he can’t help most of his lying. He wants to make his deception obvious, for you at least.

-PDA doesn’t bother him. If you want to give him affection in front of people, it gives him a sense of pride. You’re not ashamed to be seen with him. You want people to know you love him.

-He is more… reluctant to give affection. He does like when people see him as opposing or intimidating because it lets him be heard. If he does publicly display his affection, it won’t be soft.

-He’s more likely to have his arm around your waist or your shoulders. If he kisses you, it will be on the lips in a way to show others who you belong to. As long as you’re okay with that, that is.

-In private, he’s SO much more gentle. He’ll caress your cheeks, press small kisses to your cheeks and head, just give you so much love. All he wants is to hold you close.

-He’s a fan of surprise hugs. You’ll be doing something and because of how sneaky he is, you won’t even hear him come up behind you. Then his arms will encircle you, scaring the living Hell out of you. But, as soon as you realize it’s him, you’ll turn into a giggly mess.

-He is part snake so he’s mostly cold-blooded. He will often want to cuddle with you for warmth (and just because he likes cuddling).

-Kisses with him are great! Whether just small pecks or more…passionate sessions. He just wants to make sure you’re having a good time. He does have a forked tongue, so that’s up to you decide how you feel about it~

-Deceit is a fancy boy if it wasn’t obvious by his choice of clothing. So his dates are always fancy when he plans them. Extravagant dinners (whether you go out or he cooks), picnics paired with delightful wines, a walk on the beach. It’s almost corny but he makes it work.

-When sleeping, he just curls into you. Doesn’t matter what position you’re in, he just wants to cling to you. Be well prepared, he might use all six arms to hold onto you. It won’t even be consciously.

-He likes to tell you about philosophers and the failures of society. It doesn’t sound interesting but he can make it fascinating.

-Debate with him. It won’t be completely serious and is mostly just for fun but it will make him smile. Knowing you’re passionate about a topic and not afraid to voice your opinion is something he admires.

-He will come to you when he’s frustrated just for comfort. Collapsing in your arms, he’ll need to calm down first then he’ll vent. It’s usually about the other sides and not being listened to.

-The best thing you can do is just listen and tell him he’s just as important as the others. He knows you aren’t lying and he appreciates it.

-His scales are sensitive. When you touch them, they’re smooth. He will shiver under your touch, closing his eyes and letting the warmth from your hand bleed into his skin.

-He likes slow dancing and will always drag you into joining him. He’ll hold you close, swaying you to whatever music is playing or even just the music in his head. It’s all about being close to you.

-He can be teasing. Sometimes he likes to mess with you. Like, you’ll be cuddling and next thing you know is you’re getting smacked in the face with a pillow. He wants a pillow fight, give him one.

-Other times he’ll just randomly start tickling you. And, he won’t stop until you’re begging him. Then he’ll say some mocking comment like:

-”All you had to do was ask, love,”

-He’ll kiss you as an apology while you pout. By the way, he’s also ticklish. Get him back. He deserves it.

-He loves seeing you blush and will try to do anything to get you flustered.

-For a cold-blooded creature, he sure is warm-hearted. Only for you.

Remus

-Despite his… eccentric demeanour, he can be very sweet when he wants to be.

-This may not seem true, but oh boy, it is.

-I hope you like PDA. Remus is going to be all over you 24/7.

-Clinging onto you like a Koala bear, crawling on your lap, long passionate kisses, wet kisses on your face, shoulders, hands and neck. Anything and everything. Nothing can embarrass this man.

-Besides straight out sex (unless you’re into it), he acts the same way in public he does in private.

-The only exception is that he’s softer in private than he is when other people are around.

-Kisses with him are a lot like Romans, just a bit sloppier. He’s always passionate and loving, and every part of his kisses expresses that. He just wants every bit of you- er, not in a creepy way.

-He’s very clingy and he makes no effort to hide it. At all. If he wants your attention, he will sit on your lap and make it so you can’t ignore him. He also isn’t afraid to get into your personal space but if you tell him to get away, he will listen.

-His whole shtick may be to make people uncomfortable but he loves you, so he wouldn’t do that to you by invading your personal boundaries. Consent is as sexy as tentacles. Or buttholes.

-Always wants you as close as possible, all the time. And he will get as close as he can, he has no shame. Zero.

-He doesn’t like traditional dates. And will not plan them. Anything he plans that sounds nice, do not do it. It will be nothing like he said.

-So, most of the time you two just watch horror movies while snuggling. He yells at the TV constantly about things they could do to make it even better- or worse, depending on how you see it.

-Other dates are honestly just hanging out in the comfort of his space. Bathing in each other’s company. He will talk your ear off about all his ideas, and even show you some of the creatures he’s created.

-If you’re into the creepy stuff, great! He’ll love that you’re into the same stuff and always wants to impress you. If not, well, you’re going to suffer.

-He’s a goof-ball, pure and simple. Most of the stuff he says, as long as you have the right sense of humour, well make you laugh. And boy, he loves making you laugh,

-If you’re happy and tentative to listening to him and his interests, he’ll melt. No one really listens to him, he’s just a nuisance to the others. But, if you’re actually interested in what he has to say, he won’t ever let you go.

-Just like in his everyday encounters with you, he’s clingy when he sleeps. Every limp will wrap around you, holding onto you for dear life. Most times, he’s comfortable right on top of you, engulfing you with his body.

-Once he’s asleep, you can kick him off and he won’t wake up but he will cling to you from the side.

-He’s crazy, that’s a fact, so your life will be hectic with him in it. But, he makes it interesting.

-When he’s really tired, he gets much softer. He’ll just place lazy kisses down your neck and mumble on about how much he loves you. His fingers will draw patterns on your skin. It’s very… pure.

-He will prank you. Nothing harmful, obviously, he’ll save that for the others. But, he’ll put hair dye in your shampoo or tape all your things to the ceiling.

-Prank wars are a thing. Between the two of you, mostly. But, if you gang up, it’s Hell for the others. And that’s where the real fun begins.

-Pillow fights. Tickle wars. Scaring the shit out of each other (that was all fun and games until you accidentally hit Remus with a frying pan when he scared you while you were trying to cook). The two of you can be very childlike.

-There are serious moments, though far and few between. Sometimes, he does get upset when the other sides hate on him or tell him he’s useless or unwanted. Most days, their comments don’t get to him. But somedays they cut deep.

-But, he knows you’re always there. He knows you’ll hold him and love him and listen while he’s crying, looking ugly and disgusting (snot, tears, loud, open-mouth crying). You make everything better.

-Whether or not your friends with the other sides, you will scold them when this happens. If you’re dating Remus, you’re a bit crazy, so you’re not afraid to threaten them with some kind of sharp weapon. Remus’ room is full of them, just pick something up and wave it around.

-Despite how hectic your relationship is, you two love each other and aren’t afraid to show it.

-He may be a trash man, but he is a sweetheart, even if you’re the only one who gets to see it.

By the way, sorry it took me so long! I write a lot and I am working on some other fanfics. I do hope you like it! Also, if you couldn’t tell, I really love Remus and Deceit.

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Aspects & Fanfics Ep. 32: I’m Totally Not in Love!

New entry of this fanfic blog inspired on Sanders Sides by Thomas Sanders, Joan S. and the Foster Dawg Team. I’m trying to keep a consistent schedule in my releases, at least every fifteen days, if I can’t do it weekly. It’s not always easy, because sometimes inspiration just doesn’t want to show up, especially in these rough and stressful times we’re living. It’s five weeks of lockdown already for me and at least three more ahead, and that can take a toll on anyone... I hope if sometimes there are delays, you don’t hold it against me.

But anyway, here’s the next episode of the series. This one is starring Deceit, as implied on the title. Sometimes I worry about if the characters as I show them in the story have become just too unrecognizable. It’s the consequence of having them go through such a long story. At first, I tried to make them faithful to the series, and I still try as much as I can, but as the story goes on, the problem comes that you have to be faithful to your own story too, and in the story, characters evolve, and if you don’t respect your own evolution, your story becomes inconsistent and that’s not good. I hope that, at least, you still find the story interesting and good enough, even if it will always be inferior to the original, as it was never my goal to surpass it, I don’t even think that could be possible anyway. Okay, I’m leaving you with the story. Until next time.

SYNOPSIS: Deceit is still confused about his feelings for Remus. Patton shows up in his room, learns about what happened and tries to give him the best advice he can as an expert on feelings.

WARNINGS: Romantic dukeceit, romantic logicality in the ending card, some slight innuendo.

EPISODE INDEX

[Thomas is in the middle of filming a video with the Sides, who apparently have already sunk out moments earlier, he’s looking at a visible camera]

THOMAS: … and that’s why you have to be honest about yourself and your feelings. Not that you should tell everything on the first date, of course. You know, mystery is a good ally to keep interest flowing and all, but if you have a crush, why hiding it? If you tell them, the worst it could happen is that they told you no, and if you don’t tell them, the one giving that “no” to you is… yourself. So just be yourself and take a chance. Until next time, take it easy, guys, gals and non binary pals… Peace out!

[Thomas makes a 5-second pause, then he proceeds to turn the camera off]

THOMAS: …and cut. Okay, with this take, this new episode is officially wrapped. Now I’ll go save the raw files on my laptop, to take them to the office in time for editing. I think people will enjoy this new episode. I wonder if the Sides like it, though. Now that most of them are in relationships or even raising a family, maybe they’ll feel identified with what we were discussing earlier… but I don’t know how does a Side’s psychology work exactly. I hope they’re doing okay… Oh, I’m sure everything’s going okay for them in the love department. I don’t mean to show off, but I have a keen eye for that, and I’m sure they’re all doing fine, especially Deceit, he looked the comfiest of them all with the topic. I’m sure everything’s coming up roses for him.

[meanwhile in Deceit’s room]

DECEIT: [screeching voice] I hate my life, why does love have to be so complicated!

[intro sequence]

[Deceit is softly bumping his head on the table, still groaning out of frustration. Honesty rises up]

HONESTY: Dee, would you mind to stop!? Your turmoil of frustrated thoughts is slipping through my mind! It has made me burn my tea three times already!

DECEIT: I’m sorry I’m such a nuisance for you! Maybe I should just jump out the kitchen window to put myself out of my misery!

HONESTY: [beat] This is a ground floor.

[Deceit emits another long groan of frustration]

DECEIT: It’s okay, never mind. I’m perfectly fine and I’m just messing with you.

HONESTY: No, you’re not fine. And if you continue like this, I won’t be fine either. Deceit, you need help, and you need it fast.

DECEIT: We have already talked about this. I don’t need help.

HONESTY: Yes you do.

DECEIT: No, I don’t.

HONESTY: Yes, you do!

DECEIT: No, I don’t!

HONESTY: [now yelling] YES YOU DO!!

DECEIT: [yelling even louder] NO, I DON’T!!!

[Patton suddenly rises up, wearing his cat onesie]

PATTON: [yelling] Eeenooough!

[Deceit and Honesty’s arguing stops abruptly and they look at Patton in silence]

PATTON: What’s going on here, kiddos!? I can hear your yells from my room!

HONESTY: Oh, Patton, I’m sorry if we have disturbed you.

PATTON: I was trying to take a quick catnap after filming Thomas’ last video, and you woke me up. I hope that you’re not fighting with each other.

HONESTY: No, we were not fighting. We were just… arguing about something Deceit doesn’t agree with, right Deceit?

[Deceit looks at Honesty with a murderous face]

DECEIT: I don’t know what you’re talking about, and I’m totally not going to stab you in the middle of the night if you don’t shut up.

HONESTY: [mocking voice] Oooh… I’m so scared.

PATTON: I said stop, kiddos! Okay, Deceit, since you’re apparently the one who’s trying to hide something, you’re the one who’s going to tell me right now what is going on here.

DECEIT: It’s nothing, nothing at all. You can go back to sleep, we won’t disturb you any longer.

PATTON: No, mister. I’m not moving from this spot until you start telling me the truth about this ordeal.

DECEIT: Patton, no. Everything’s fine.

PATTON: If you don’t start talking I’m going to call Logan to get the truth out of you. It would be better and faster for both of us if you just tell me by yourself.

DECEIT: Wow, you surely know a lot about respecting others’ boundaries, right?

HONESTY: Dee, the time has come for you to tell him the truth. It will make you feel better, you’ll see. I can tell him in your place if you don’t feel strong enough to do so.

DECEIT: [sighs] You two are not gonna leave me alone until I start talking, right?

PATTON & HONESTY: [overlapping] Nope.

DECEIT: Okay, the truth is that… [smirks mischievously, then with an over-dramatic voice] yesterday I stepped on Storytime’s paw by accident. He screamed a lot but I healed him as best as I could. I’m sorry Patton, I didn’t mean to harm your dog, it was an accident…

PATTON: [distressed] What? My good boy! Is he okay!? Why didn’t you tell me sooner!? I…

HONESTY: [sighs] He’s lying, Patton. That’s not what’s bothering him at all and your dog is fine.

PATTON: [angry] Deceit Whatever-Your-Middle-Name-Is Sanders! If you scare me like that again, I’m going to physically strangle you!

DECEIT: Wasn’t it… “physically fight you”?

PATTON: That’s for when someone belittles himself. If someone hurts me on purpose, [rising both hands with a threatening glance and a deep voice] I go straight into action!

[Deceit swallows in fear]

HONESTY: Dee, do you seriously prefer to tell Patton that stupid lie instead of the truth? I thought you wanted to preserve his friendship and that’s why you were hiding it, because you didn’t want him to get mad at you. Making him mad on purpose is not exactly a wise move.

PATTON: My… friendship? Is that what’s bothering you? But Dee, you mustn’t fear about that. If I can be of any help for you I want you to tell me, cause nothing could make me happier than helping a friend in need.

DECEIT: So, you think of me… as a friend? But you… used to despise me. I thought that now you just tolerated my presence. You don’t hate me?

PATTON: Dee, of course I don’t hate you! After all the efforts you’ve done to fit in with us and after all we’ve been through together? I could not ever hate you. Yes, you represent a trait of Thomas that can be dangerous, but it’s nevertheless important for him. Besides, you are my friend and I care about you. You can tell me anything you want without fear. Nothing makes me feel more fulfilled than knowing that I’ve helped a friend in need. Please, let me help you.

DECEIT: Okay… do you promise that you won’t get mad at me, though?

PATTON: [concerned] Dee… have you done something seriously wrong that I should be worried about?

HONESTY: He didn’t, Patton, don’t worry.

PATTON: Then of course I promise.

DECEIT: Okay… the truth is… oh, I don’t even know what the truth is.

PATTON: Let me help you. You’re suffering because of romantic feelings, am I wrong?

DECEIT: [in shock] What the…? How did you guess?

PATTON: I’m an expert on feelings, that’s all, and anyone could see that you’re madly in love with someone just by looking into your eyes, not even that slit-pupil lentil could hide it from me. Do you still wear makeup or do you shapeshift now? I know that since you turned into a Light Side your face is fully human and you wore makeup because you liked your snake face, but I don’t know if you still…

DECEIT: Yes, it’s still makeup. Holding a shapeshift all day long is too exhausting if you’re not a Dark Side, and makeup is more convenient, I just summon it over my face in the morning and I’m ready for the day. Man, I really miss my scales. They may have been disturbing for you, but I liked them. But now, getting back on topic, I already told you I’m in love with Virgil, so…

PATTON: Oh, Dee, you’re not in love with Virgil. Maybe you were in the past, but not anymore. The way you look at Virgil doesn’t elicit… the spark. Even now, when you’re talking about Virgil, I don’t feel any true passion in your attitude. Trust me, kiddo, you’re not in love with Virgil. But… you are indeed in love, I can feel that too.

HONESTY: Wow, they say that fathers know it all, but you are ridiculous, Patton.

PATTON: Thanks, kiddo. So, are you going to tell me who’s the lucky one, Dee?

DECEIT: I’m a little ashamed to confess, Patton.

PATTON: I hope it’s not Logan. He’s already taken.

DECEIT: What? Logan? Of course not! How do you want me to be in love with that nerdy teacher? He’s not my type at all!

PATTON: Glad to hear that, but that doesn’t mean you can speak about my boyfriend in those terms. He’s gorgeous and anyone should be proud of falling at his feet.

DECEIT: Good for you… but my taste is much more… wild.

PATTON: [horrified] Oh, my goodness! You’re in love with… the Dark Master!?

DECEIT: [groans, with a face of horror and disgust] No! For goodness sake, Patton, you’re perfect to discover when someone is in love but when it comes to identifying the object of affection, you’re so oblivious! No one could ever love the Dark Master! You’d have to be drunk to see him attract… [stops mid-sentence, remembering that Patton once was in love with the Dark Master] Sorry, Patton.

PATTON: It’s okay, I’m no longer the same as back then. I totally agree with you right now. And I suddenly remembered how badly he treated you in the past. How could you be in love with him? I apologize, kiddo.

DECEIT: It’s okay.

PATTON: Then, who could it be? The only other wild Side that comes to my mind would be Remus, but I don’t think that you…

[Deceit looks at Patton with a meaningful glance]

PATTON: Wait, seriously?

DECEIT: Yep, seriously.

PATTON: Wow, this was unexpected. You two are so different. You are smooth, sophisticated, even cold to some extent, and he’s so wild, chaotic and unpredictable… I would have never pegged you for him. Maybe it’s true that opposites attract.

DECEIT: I would have never pegged myself for him either. But… I guess when he kissed me, he drove me mad in a way. I haven’t been myself ever since.

PATTON: Wait, wait, wait. So he kissed you? Does that mean that… he loves you back? Then what’s the problem here?

DECEIT: The problem is I don’t have my feelings straightened up at all! [Patton opens his mouth] Don’t… you dare making a pun about being straight or not. No puns about my feelings, Patton. [Patton closes his mouth and Deceit waits a second before going on talking] Up to this very moment, I was convinced I still loved Virgil, but… when you were so categorical about it… I realized you were right. I don’t feel the same for Virgil as I used to feel anymore, and I didn’t realize up until this very moment. Maybe I didn’t want to see it. I have been in love with Virgil for so long that I had assumed that this feeling would be unbreakable by now. Surprisingly for me, I was lying to myself all this time…

PATTON: Unfortunately, love is never unbreakable. Love is like fine crystal. Very beautiful and very valuable, but very fragile if you don’t treat it right. Even the strongest relationships need to be treated with care so as not to crack them. If love is totally unrequited like it was your case, no matter how strong it is, sooner or later it’s gonna fade away, like a plant. You may water it with affection, fertilize it with compliments, and take care of it with words and actions of love as best as you can, but without sun, the sun of the other’s affection, it dies. It’s sad, but it’s true.

HONESTY: Wow, you know a lot about metaphors now, Patton.

PATTON: I have a son-in-law that has taught me well, kiddo.

DECEIT: But I thought the opposite of love is hate, or at least indifference. I don’t feel hate or indifference at all towards Virgil. On the contrary, I still feel like I love him dearly, and I still care deeply for his well being. I would still die for him if he asked me to and walk to hell itself if he needed me to. In my mind, I… I never stopped loving him. See? I have just said I didn’t love Virgil and now I’m saying that I still love him. Ain’t that confusion?

PATTON: You are confused because now you love Virgil in a different way. It’s no longer romantic. It’s friendly. In your case, I would say that you love Virgil like a brother, since you’ve been through so much together. And that has confused you a lot. You didn’t notice that your love for him had faded away, because it didn’t, it just transformed from romantic to friendly, and it was so gradual you didn’t see it. There’s also this particular detail.

DECEIT: What detail?

PATTON: In the labyrinth, you had to face a vision of Virgil trying to seduce you. The only way of getting out of that vision was moving on from your pending issues, at least that’s what the original Light Master said. If you still were in love with Virgil, you still would be in the labyrinth, trapped in your vision. But you got out, which means you’ve necessarily had to move on from Virgil.

DECEIT: I mean, I guess…

PATTON: So, about Remus again, what are you going to do?

DECEIT: I… I don’t know.

PATTON: Speak from the heart. What does your heart tell you?

DECEIT: I already said that I’m attracted to him, but… I’m still not sure if it is love at all. I don’t wanna make the wrong move and break my heart, or his heart, again.

PATTON: You did mention that Remus kissed you. Turn back to that moment and tell me, as honestly as you can, what did that kiss make you feel. Did you want him to stop or did you want him to continue? Did it make you feel disgusted, indifferent or joyful?

DECEIT: It was so sudden, that at first I just felt shock, out of the surprise. He just kissed me in the middle of the conversation, without fair warning. One moment he was speaking and the next moment his lips were on mine, just like that, I think I didn’t even see him coming.

HONESTY: That’s very him, in a way. Remus has always been that unpredictable. You never know what to expect from him.

DECEIT: After that, while he was kissing me… it was a mixed reaction of… joy and extreme fear. I was really scared of what was happening at that moment, but at the same time… I didn’t want it to end. His kiss wasn’t just of the passionate lusty type. It was maybe slightly rough, but it was tender, sweet, full of love, like… No, what I was gonna say is so corny even you would laugh.

PATTON: Keep going, kiddo. Describe your feelings just the way you experienced them. We’re not gonna laugh or label them as corny. And if anyone labels them so, who cares? They’re your own personal feelings and, since they don’t hurt anyone, they’re completely valid, corny or not.

DECEIT: Okay… it was… like Remus was tearing his own soul open and feeding me true love from inside of himself, through his own lips into mine, bringing a warmth into my heart that was completely new for me. For the first time in my life… I was feeling loved, in the romantic sense, you know? That had never happened to me before. Virgil never loved me that way… Yes, you could call me joyful…

[Deceit looks at Patton with a face of realization]

DECEIT: You know what, Patton? I think… I think I really love him.

PATTON: That’s cute, kiddo! So, let me ask you again. What are you going to do?

DECEIT: I think I know what to do now. I have to talk to him. It’s just that… I’m afraid to talk to him. I was so rude to him and his feelings… maybe he’ll hold it against me. Maybe he’s angry at me and he doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.

PATTON: That’s what you thought about me before and you were wrong. You’ll see how, if you talk to him, you’ll discover you’re wrong again. Don’t risk a lifetime of happiness just for some fears in your head, kiddo. Step into it and give yourself a chance to be happy. The worst that could happen is that he said “no”, and even then, the world wouldn’t fall apart. You’d have all your life ahead of you to recover and find love again, should that happen, so be bold and be brave and… just be yourself, kiddo.

[Deceit sighs]

DECEIT: You’re right, Patton. I’m gonna tell him. Wish me luck, guys.

HONESTY: Good luck, brother. We’re rooting for you.

PATTON: Good luck, kiddo, you can do this!

DECEIT: Okay… It’s now or never. Let’s go.

[Deceit sinks down. Then, he rises up in Remus’ room. Remus is looking for something inside the fridge, he doesn’t notice Deceit arriving. Deceit walks towards him until he’s right behind him]

DECEIT: Hi, Remus.

[Remus screams and jumps, scared, he pulls out his mace in the middle of the jump and the mace gets caught by the spikes in the ceiling. Remus ends up clinging from the ceiling hanging to the mace]

REMUS: Don’t do that, Jeez! You scared the intrusive thoughts out of me!

DECEIT: I’m sorry! Do you need help getting back down?

REMUS: Nah, don’t worry, it’s not that high, I can just let go.

[He lets go and crashes on the floor]

DECEIT: [scared] My goodness, are you okay?

[Deceit reaches a hand to help Remus, but Remus slaps it away, then stands up by himself]

REMUS: [angry] I’m telling you I’m fine! I can stand up by myself, I don’t need you to pity me!

DECEIT: [rubbing his hand covered by his yellow glove] I wasn’t pitying you… I was worried you could have got hurt.

REMUS: Is that true or is that another one of your lies?

DECEIT: Of course it’s true. I’m trying to be honest right now, and it’s not easy for me when I’m so nervous.

REMUS: [cold voice] Well, don’t worry about me. I’ve endured worse pains, both physical and psychological. A little bump on my butt is nothing for me, and I don’t want you to baby me. Now, what do you want?

DECEIT: Remus, I… I came here to apologize for what I told you the other day. I was inconsiderate and I’m sorry.

REMUS: You didn’t have to. I don’t need apologies of any kind, especially from you. You don’t owe me anything and I have no right to ask you for it.

DECEIT: Yes, I have to. I need to, because I have hurt you and I’d never want to hurt you… because you’re important to me.

REMUS: [voice of not believing] Oh, nice… Well, if it helps to bring peace to your soul, I forgive you. Now, if you excuse me, I was busy, so, if you don’t mind… [makes a gesture with his hands asking him to leave]

DECEIT: Yes… well… that’s not the only reason I came here for.

REMUS: [angry] Will you spit it out already!? Stop wasting my time with your blabbering and cut to the chase!

DECEIT: [speaking quickly] I love you!

[Remus looks at Deceit with an expression of shock, unable to say a word]

DECEIT: [completely nervous, he loses control and starts speaking in lies] I mean, of course not, I’m totally not in love with you. It’s just that you’re not cute at all and you were completely wrong when you said I was lying to myself, and now I haven’t thought about it and realized that you mean the world to me. It’s not that at all and you can’t excuse me right now because I’m talking in truth because I’m nervous and…

REMUS: Shut up, please!

DECEIT: [taking a deep breath] Sorry…

REMUS: Do you have any idea of how much I have cried over you these past few days? I still remember you saying that your love for Virgil pales in comparison with your love for me… You broke my heart, in a way that not even my wild nature could possibly bare. I gave you my heart and you threw it away, [starts singing to the tune of “Requiem” from Dear Evan Hansen] …leaving these broken pieces behind you… [speaking] And now you come back here, tell me that you love me and expect to fix it all just like that?

DECEIT: Remus, I’m sorry, I was really confused. I didn’t realize how much your love meant to me.

REMUS: And I also remember very well what I told you when I left, and you should have remembered too before coming here. I told you “I don’t know for how long my feelings for you will last.” So maybe it’s too late already, snakey boy.

[Deceit looks at Remus. Then an expression of anger appears on Deceit’s face]

DECEIT: Hold on for a second! It was you who came to me, kissed me and turned my world upside down! And now you tell me that in a matter of… - what, a few days? - …you have changed your mind? You’re truly saying that you don’t love me anymore!?

REMUS: You should have taken your chance when you had it, Deceit! I warned you I’m unpredictable!

DECEIT: Well, guess what!?

REMUS: What!?

DECEIT: So am I!

[Suddenly Deceit holds Remus and kisses him. Remus does nothing to hold him back. In fact, he hugs Deceit and kisses him back. When the kiss is over, they look at each other for a couple of seconds, still hugging]

REMUS: [smirks] How long have you known I was lying?

DECEIT: [also smirks] All the time… Okay, I’ll be honest, when you told me to shut up, it was then when I realized you were lying. You gotta step up your game if you intend to fool me with lies. No one can lie to me without me detecting it. You should have known already.

REMUS: Of course I knew, Dee. I know you very well, remember? I know you always catch a liar from a mile away.

DECEIT: Then, why did you lie to me?

REMUS: Well, I had to do something to spice up my game. I couldn’t make it so easy for you, could I? Besides, I had to do something to make you snap out of your fears. Don’t think I didn’t notice that one big reason you were so hesitant to love me is that you’re scared to love me. But you don’t have to fear me, Dee. I may be a little crazy…

DECEIT: A little?

REMUS: Okay, extremely crazy, but there’s one thing in which Roman and I are very similar. We both value romance above all else. Roman in the dull gallant way he enjoys so much and me in the… [long bleep that covers the rest of the sentence, Deceit giggles while blushing slightly]. But we both agree that when we fall in love, we take it seriously. We both treasure that love and protect it with our lives if need be. I can assure you that if you give me a chance, I’ll do my best to make you happy, and above else, that I would rather die than hurt you… [suggestive smirk] unless you want me to. So, what do you say? Will you give me a chance?

DECEIT: Are you kidding me? I was the one who came here to ask you for a chance and now you’re the one asking me? Of course I do.

[Deceit and Remus kiss again]

DECEIT: I suddenly realized something. If we ever marry… Roman, your brother, would become my brother-in-law, and then Virgil, his husband, would loosely become my brother-in-law too… That’s weird…

REMUS: If you find that weird, wait until Roman and I need to fuse again into the original Creativity… oh, the implications in the relation between you, Virgil and Roman’s fusion are so…

DECEIT: [a little uncomfortable] It’s okay, I don’t wanna think about that. Besides, I don’t like weddings anyway, so…

REMUS: Neither do I, my love… neither do I…

[Deceit tears up]

REMUS: What’s wrong?

DECEIT: It’s nothing… It’s just that no one had called me “my love” ever before and… I got emotional.

REMUS: [cleaning Deceit’s tears with his finger] Please don’t cry… mon amour… your snake makeup will be ruined.

DECEIT: You’ll think I’m silly for sticking to this stupid snake makeup.

REMUS: Oh, do you wanna see some silly facial sticky things?

[Suddenly Remus rips his mustache off]

DECEIT: What? You’ve always worn a fake mustache?

REMUS: Yeah… as a matter of fact… I can’t grow facial hair at all. I never could, that’s why I wear this. It makes me look creepier for Thomas and the others, which is my job. But when I’m with you… I don’t need to be creepy at all, you know?

DECEIT: Have I already told you that I love you?

REMUS: Yes, but don’t stop telling me, mon petit cheri…

DECEIT: I didn’t know you spoke French so well.

REMUS: Well, Thomas always said he wished to speak Spanish and French, but he currently can’t, so now he speaks them only in his imagination. That is, Roman got Spanish and I got French.

DECEIT: Je t’aime… Is that how you say “I love you” in French?

REMUS: [nods with a loving glance] Moi aussi, mon petit serpent.

[Remus kisses Deceit again. Meanwhile, Thomas is in the living room]

THOMAS: I really should start taking French lessons. For one reason or another, I can only think of that right now… among other things that certainly could be gayer… I think I’m gonna get a shower. Until next time, take it easy, guys, gals and non binary pals. Peace out!

[end card]

[Logan is in his room, he has a face of concern. Patton rises up]

PATTON: [happy singsongy voice] Hi, Logan!

LOGAN: Hi, Patton. How has your day been?

PATTON: Quite great, actually. I helped a friend that needed me and that always brings me happiness enough for a week.

LOGAN: [absent voice] That’s nice…

PATTON: [worried] Is anything wrong, Logan? You look worried.

LOGAN: [clears his throat] Don’t worry, I’m okay. Listen, Patton.

PATTON: Yes, Logan?

LOGAN: I need to go somewhere now.

PATTON: Somewhere?

LOGAN: Yes, I have some work to be done which cannot wait any longer. I should’ve been gone already, but I didn’t want to leave without at least telling you.

PATTON: Will you be out for long?

LOGAN: I’ll be out for some time, but don’t worry, I’ll enter autopilot so that Thomas doesn’t miss my logical functions when he needs them.

PATTON: What if I need you, Logan? What if I’m the one who misses you?

[Logan smiles tenderly and pets Patton’s cheek]

LOGAN: I’m gonna miss you too every second I’m away, but I have no choice. I have to go.

PATTON: Can I go with you, Logan?

LOGAN: As much as I wish, you can’t, Patton. This is my duty and it’s something that I must do alone.

PATTON: Your duty? It sounds so serious, Logan.

LOGAN: Of course it’s serious, I…

PATTON: …wear a necktie, I know, but I mean serious as in dangerous. Are you sure you’ll be okay? And why don’t you want to tell me?

LOGAN: Don’t worry about me. And please, don’t tell the others about this. I don’t want to worry them as much as you are right now. As I said, I’ll be out for a little long. [serious commanding voice] But no matter how long I take, Patton, and it’s imperative that you listen to me, do… not… come after me, is that clear?

PATTON: But where are you…?

LOGAN: [interrupting with a firm voice] Is that clear?

PATTON: Okay, I promise…

LOGAN: Thank you, I count on you. Okay, I’ll be going then. Goodbye, Patton.

[Patton kisses Logan]

PATTON: Goodbye. Please come back as soon as you can, Logan. I love you.

LOGAN.: I’ll return as soon as I’m able, I promise. Goodbye, Patton.

[Logan heads to the front door. Before opening it, he turns back, looks at Patton with a face of slight angst, then runs to him and gives him a long kiss while hugging him tightly, when he’s finished, Patton looks at Logan. Logan’s eyes are teary behind the glasses]

LOGAN: I love you, Patton, never forget that I love you. Goodbye.

[Then, Logan runs to the door, opens it and crosses it quickly, closing it behind him, Patton barely has time to notice an indigo light gleaming outside the door before Logan closes it quickly. Then he hears the noise of the key locking the door, then his footsteps outside fading away quickly]

PATTON: [concerned] Why… why did this kiss taste like a final farewell kiss? I hope you don’t break your promise, Logan, and come back soon… And I was feeling so happy when I came here…

[Patton stands there, looking at the closed door for a couple of seconds before sinking down to go back to his own room]

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softcherubhips · 4 years

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HEY ALL YOU GUYS, GALS AND NON-BINARY PALS! Have I got a story for you! Have a seat. Get comfy. It's gonna be so good, I promise.

*sips tea* I lie. I'm sipping my homemade iced coffee. Two Splenda, a shot of Starbucks Toffee Creamer and a shot (generous) of Coffee Mate Coconut Creamer. Tadah! A HOMEMADE MADHATTER FROM DAILY RISE!🤤☕ Anyways, let me tell you a story about a princess I met. Her name was Ariel. I kid you not, that was really her name.

Anyways, last Sunday I ventured out of my house after getting back my negative covid 19 test results. I heard that the mall was halfway open so I thought I'd go see if Bath and Body Works had any soap. I was on the hunt for Watermelon Lemonade Flavored anything.

My first stop at the mall is always Macey's. I always head straight for the perfume dept. and generously spray my fave scent of Alien all over. That shit is expensive yo! Anyways, this darling 20 something year old girl came up to me and happily chirped, "Can I help you with anything today? Oooooo, girl I love your nails can I take a closer look?" *i happily showed her my nails whilst simultaneously declaring my undying love for harry styles* "You gotta see this picture," I exclaimed! (picture shown below)

"OMG! Girl, those are amazing!" I excitedly wondered outloud if she had any Gucci Memoire left. She shook her head and said sadly that that campaign had just ended. She said she might have some left and if she did she wanted to give me a sample. I squeed. Of course I squeed. She opened her sample drawer and there it was in all it's glory. A full bottle of Gucci Memoire.

She was just as excited as me and said, "How many do you want?" I was like, "You mean I can have more than one!?" "Of course girl, let me hook you up! Why don't you walk around for a minute while I fill up some samples for you!" Well fuck, ok. Who's gonna argue with that!?

I wandered around and found myself in the men's section where there was yet another cute af 20 something year old girl who, once again, asked excitedly if she could help me. My keen fangirl eye spied a Hugo Boss ad with Jamie Dorman's face splattered all across the poster and I asked if I could have a sample of that. "Of course!" she squealed. Man, I was scoring big time! (Past me had no idea. Poor past me.)

Anyways, I got my sample of Hugo Boss and headed back in Ariel's direction. She stood at the counter grinning like The Cheshire Cat. "Hey," she whispered. "I have some good news for you." I looked her dead in the eye and said, "What? Did you give me a lot of samples?" She started to tear up and breathed out, "I want to give you something." I could see that she had something behind her back, but my THREE samples of Gucci Memoire were sitting on the counter so I was confused. "What's going on?" I asked, bewildered. "I want to give you this," she cried as she handed me the full bottle of Gucci perfume.

As you can probably guess, I was seriously crying by now. I had no words, but I was able to squeak out, "You don't know how much this means to me. I've had an awful week and you just made my whole entire life 100% better!"😭😭😭😭 She cried right along with me and said, "Oh honey please don't cry, I'm just happy that I was able to do something for you!" I had mentioned that I was a medical assistant and that I had had a covid scare, but my test was negative. She expressed that this was the least she could do for all of my service. Little did she know that she was the best essential worker I would ever meet!

But wait, there's more. I know, impossible right!?

She said, barely a whisper at this point, through her muffled tears, that she had talked to her boss while I was gone and he said to give me two samples of whatever else I wanted; on the house. Not just any samples, but an actual atomizer of any .3 oz. of any perfume that normally sold for $15 each. I was overwhelmed. There was so many to choose from. I looked over her shoulder and there was a life sized poster of my girlfriend.

"OMG. I want her for sure!" My eyes hurriedly scanned the rest of the perfumes for anything that might catch my eye. I saw it tucked back behind all the more current flavors of Calvin Klein, but there it was. CK ONE. The scent of my high school days. "I'll have that one too please."

She carefully filled up my two atomizers and gently wrapped up the bottle of Gucci. "I've never wanted to hug someone so bad," she exclaimed. "Same," I breathed out longingly. "I hope you have a better week and thank you again for your service!" She waved excitedly and I longed to hug the shit out of her.

I took down her name and number and asked for her bosses' name so I could call him and give her a rave review. (And you betch your ass I called Mikey the very next day and gave her a glowing review! He agreed that she was a good little bean.) She said that she felt so blessed that we had met and that she would never forget this day. Me either, I thought to myself. You have no idea Ariel.

This random act of kindness will have a ripple effect for years to come. I left Macey's that day, not only with a full bottle of Gucci Memoire, four samples of high end perfume, and two free atomizers, one of Gabrielle (which smells divine btw. Just like the way I imagine Kristen would smell. Ugh) and the other of CK One, but a heart full of promises of better days to come. This young girl had just proved to me that there are still good humans out there doing good things. She gave me more than free perfume. She gave me hope. And what more can you ask for in times like this?

Sebastián declaring the God awful truth of the state of this world.

Ariel, a real life princess, burts onto the scene.

HOLD MY DINGLEHOPPER🍴🧞‍♀️🥰👸

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fandom-queenliness · 5 years

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FELIX MONTH

1. Felix is Chat Noir.

The ring is a surprise.

Felix stares at it, nestled in its red velvet, in its black box. It’s silver, the band wide, the top smooth. Classy, elegant; exactly what his parents would get for him.

Going to school had not been Felix’s choice, so they must have gotten this for him as an apology.

He frowns. No, that doesn’t sound right. They would be more open about it, give it to him after dinner later, not leave it on his desk. And he had started at Collège Françoise Dupont nearly a week ago, why give it to him now?

Then who… he lets the thought trail off and takes a seat at his desk.

Curiously, he picks the ring up. It’s cold. And yet warm at the same time. Strange.

It looks familiar, he realises suddenly. He strains his memory, but he cannot place where he’s seen it before. He just catches a glimpse of a hand before the thought slips away, infuriating out of reach.

Who put it here? He muses this as he slides it onto his finger, taking in the gleaming silver against his pale skin.

“Got any cheese?” A nasally voice asks. Felix’s hands are already reaching for his stapler and he whirls around, expecting to see an intruder, but instead, he is met with a small black… thing floating in the air.

“What—” his mouth goes dry. “What are you?”

The little creature—Felix resists swatting it out of the air—floats down until it’s level with Felix’s face. It’s small, cat like face is surly and disinterested.

“I’m a kwami. Name’s Plagg,” he drawls unhappily. “I give you the power of destruction and to become Chat Noir. Your powers are Cat—”

“There’s already a Chat Noir,” Felix interrupts, putting aside his surprise. There was a strange creature floating in his room. Very well then. He would adapt and make it leave as soon as possible.

The thing—kwami—glowers for a moment. It looks far too dangerous for such a small creature. Then again if this is what gives Chat Noir his power than it makes sense that it would be dangerous. Cataclysm is proof enough. Though the question is if Plagg can use it himself—

“He is… no longer fit to be Chat Noir,” Plagg says, pulling Felix out of his musings.

“He looked fine yesterday,” Felix replies suspiciously. The hero had, in fact. The only thing that seemed out of place was the dark glare he gave everyone—especially Ladybug.

The kwami stares down at Felix’s desk. “There are more ways than physical that he can be unfit.”

Felix decides not to push it. If Plagg had the same powers as Chat Noir, then he did not want to get on the kwami’s bad side.

“Why me?” he asks instead, coming back to the matter at hand. He was cold, antisocial, cruel, blunt, and mean—at least, that’s what his new classmates had whispered about him, what everyone said. Out of all the people in Paris to be a hero, why him?

“Because the guardian thinks you’re worthy, and you’re not…him,” Plagg said. Felix gets the impression ‘him’ is Chat Noir.

What did he do? Felix wonders, but Plagg seems reluctant to continue.

“Do you know your powers?” The kwami asks suddenly, zipping close to Felix’s face.

“I know of Cataclysm, and Chat’s weapon is a baton,” the boy says, moving away from the little being uneasily. He didn’t like the glint in his green eyes.

Plagg nods, retreating to look around the bare—large, but bare—room. “Great, you have a five-minute time limit after you use Cataclysm, and you can’t let Hawkmoth get your Miraculous.”

“Wait.” Felix put a hand up. “I never agreed to be Chat Noir.”

Plagg pauses, staring with at Felix with acid green eyes. He suddenly understood why he was the incarnation of destruction. Who could look at his eyes and not see his power?

“Don’t you want to be?” Plagg asks.

“Why should I be?” He shoots back. What would it give him? It wasn’t in his best interests. And then there was the fact that surely someone else is better suited. But he will admit, it sounds… interesting, to have the freedom of a mask. And he would be lying if he said he had not watched the heroes, watched Chat Noir, and thought I could do better.

He had watched Chat flirt, fool, lose, be beaten down, be controlled. He had seen everything, and he had thought: if that were me, I would not do that. I would do this or that. I wouldn’t be so careless; I wouldn’t be so flippant. But that was all rhetorical, and not what he wanted at all.

Plagg cocked his head, really thinking about it. “I guess you could give back the ring.” He shrugged. It looked strange on his small body. “But then you would be dooming Ladybug to be without a partner until we find a good Cat. And who knows what could happen to her, and Paris, if she’s all alone.”

Felix frowned, taking in the kwami’s words. It was clearly a manipulation—the sympathy tactic. But he had a point, yet how could Felix compare to the old Chat Noir, who had more training and more experiences. He sliced through the air with practice, like a bird—free, stringless. His moves were smooth, controlled, strong. He and Ladybug were a team, effortlessly connected, a pair.

What help could Felix be?

Plagg seemed to know what he was thinking. “Hey, kid,” he said. Felix watched him warily. “Yes?”

“Why do you think you were chosen?”

Felix thought about it for a moment. “I don’t know.” He truly didn’t. He wasn’t hero material. All the tabloids wrote about him was his cold demeanor.

“Try,” The kwami said, voice hedging on annoyance. The boy scowled.

“I don’t appreciate being talked to like a child,” he snapped.

“Then don’t act like one,” the kwami snarled back. “Now try.”

Felix exhaled through his nose, resisting the urge to swat Plagg through the air. That could be hazardous to his health. Instead, he tried. Tried to think of one reason why he would be chosen to be Chat Noir. To be given that power.

It took him one full minute.

“Because I can do it better.”

Plagg looked up from where he had been playing with one of Felix’s pencils.

“Do what better?” he asked, clearly already knowing the answer.

“To save Paris better,” Felix answers. The words fall off his tongue easily, like they have been made specifically for this. Like they were right. It makes him faintly sick.

“I was chosen because I can be better. To be Ladybug’s partner better. The way you talk makes it clear Chat Noir did not quit of his own free will, and that he made mistakes—mistakes a hero of Paris can’t make. So you came to me.”

Why, though, Felix wondered, why me of all people. Why choose me to be a hero? What reasoning is there aside from me being better. There must be other’s more fitting.

“You’re right,” the kwami said finally. “So, will you take up the mantle?”

Felix stared hard at the kwami, determined not to give in or concede until he got his answers. “Paris needs Chat Noir, just as it needs Ladybug. The old one can’t do it anymore, so you need one that won’t make the same mistakes.” He looked over to the kwami. “You need someone to help, to protect, to battle, to be Ladybug’s partner, to save Paris. There a dozen people who are doubtlessly better than him, and you chose me. Why?”

Plagg stared at him for a moment, unmoving. His ageless eyes stared into Felix’s, and Felix stared back.

“Because you can help,” Plagg said quietly. Felix blinked, surprised.

“Because you can be fierce,” the kwami continued, the words firm and sure. “Because you can be strong, and smart, and quick, and good, and not fall victim not my powers. The old Chat was chosen because he would not give in to destruction, and because he was a good person who wanted to help.” He gestured around the room. “You already have enough power, you already have anything you want, and yet you are never selfish with it. You are not purposefully cruel, you are not cowardly, you will not use me for evil. You can help, and you are exactly who Ladybug needs right now.”

Plagg’s tail flicked. “You may not be the kindest person in Paris, but you are the right one for this. But the question is, will you do it?”

Felix didn’t answer. Instead, he stood up, walking over to his wall of windows, where Paris lay sprawled out, filled with people and lives. He looked down at his hand, where the ring still rested. It held power; he felt it now. Dark, destructive power. The kind that could make someone go insane.

The kind that made people make mistakes.

Felix had never much liked making mistakes. He never much liked power that much either.

Plagg came to float just over his shoulder. “Well, kid?”

Felix stared out at Paris and saw Ladybug suddenly sprint across the rooftops. She was a streak of red, blazing across the sky like a comet. Her suit was vibrant against the blue sky, like she was the brightest thing in the world. She leaped from a rooftop and landed on another. She looked almost… tired, but she was free, and determined, and strong.

Felix had a sudden urge to join her.

“Kid?” Plagg repeated.

Felix looked down at the ring again—seeing everything it promised, to everything it meant. Pain, struggle, lies, work, fights, sacrifice, heroics, plans, fans, power, destruction, freedom, choices.

A partner.

He looked at Plagg, his mind made. “What do I do?”

The kwami looked suspicious. “To what?”

“To become Chat Noir?”

The kwami didn’t smile exactly, but he seemed slightly less hostile. “Claws out. That’s all.”

“Well then,” Felix said, already feeling the open sky on his skin, “Plagg, Claws Out.”

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*quietly cries over missing line breaks*

Anyway, welcome to Felix Month guys, gals and non-binary pals! This is my first piece for it, and I’m looking forward to reading, seeing and reblogging any and all Felix content. Let’s show our boy some love!

@felixmonth

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teganandsaramemesblr · 5 years

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Guys, gals, non binary pals following this page!

I just wanted to say thank you. For everything. Whether you just left a like or two, whether you scrolled till the very start(THATS SICK) and know my Memes by heart, or even if you don't know why you're reading this and this post just popped out of nowhere. Thank you. It's been almost two years since I decided to start this... Silly thing? But I could have never imagined it would have turned out like this. I found a family. I found friends thanks to this page. And nothing makes me more happy than seeing you appreciating what my silly and weird mind can come off with. I am overwhelmed whenever you write me messages thanking me for making you laugh out loud or just because you liked a meme and felt it on a personal level. I've never expected this and I really will never say thank you enough, because I feel it. I could have never imagined I would have been a part of this huge loving and proud and accepting family, sharing a part of me with you, getting crazy over new tattoos and cats and books and CATS MEMES!!!!

I'm blabbering once again and this thing is already too long. So before it gets really weird: it's been two years or so, I hope there will be more and more and I hope you won't get bored of this, of me and my Memes.

I also hope one day Tegan and Sara will have their own memes page because damn, who doesn't want this too?

It's not really the bday of this page(it will be on the 25th tbh but since I got exams and I'm trying to stay away from the socials as much as I can, I decided to write this now that I got a bit of free time). I love you all, thank you for everything and remember to stay weird.

#Even if here on Tumblr I haven't posted all the memes I just wanted to thank you all #Stay weird #Send memes #Enjoy life #Now excuse me but I need a cheeseburger

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team-free-squiggle · 5 years

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Why @karaidemon is Very Cute

by Me (@book-of-Charlie)

Pages: 5 in word document.

Font: Times New Roman, 12 pt.

Citation Style: MLA

Word Count: 1,245

Here goes nothing! @karaidemon I am putting it under a read more cause it’s long af. Hope you enjoy! Also, I told you I would write it :p

In this essay, I will demonstrate exactly why @karaidemon is cute AF. But first, an explanation.

For those of you who don’t understand why I am writing this essay, hello! I will explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up (bonus points if you got that reference). So here’s what happened: I saw a post that said “if you’re reading this right now, you’re cute” (Tumblr). And, like everyone here on Hellsite.com, I tagged my friends, people I know, etc…. One of the people I tagged was @karaidemon, who shall henceforth be referred to as Jewels, since that’s her name. She responded by saying “I am not cute, I demand an essay with quotes and sources. Please use MLA format.” Well, Jewels. Challenge accepted.

We will start off by looking at the definition of the word in question: ‘cute.’ According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, these are the possible definitions of cute:

1a: clever or shrewd often in an underhanded manner

" … he's a true patriot and statesman … and a most particular cute lawyer."— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

b: impertinent, smart-alecky

Don't get cute with me.

2: attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way

a cute puppy; a cute smile

3: obviously straining for effect

The movie's too cute to be taken seriously.

Now obviously, 3 doesn’t apply. This leaves us definitions 1 and 2. Most people tend to look at definition number 2, which is accurate. That will be explained later. For now, however, we will start at the very beginning (it’s a very good place to start), with definition number 1.

Earlier today I posted a post on Tumblr, asking people to like and/or reblog if they thought Jewels is cute. She herself commented “How dare you. I have a reputation” (Tumblr). One has to admit, it’s a little bit smart-alecky. Another example is within her writing; for this essay, I shall specifically use the example of her stories with Annika Archer. Annika Archer, for those who don’t know, is a character that Jewels created to go with @asofterfan’s Sanders Sides Punk AU. This author does highly recommend that AU, by the way. The stories that Jude (@asofterfan) wrote, and the ones that Jewels wrote are both spectacular. The point, however, are in the stories that Jewels wrote: in them, there are some amazingly (yet objectively) adorable moments between Roman and Annika. And speaking from experience (and from what others have told me they felt when writing), it’s very hard to write as you are not. When it’s just you, and a laptop or tablet or phone or even a paper and pencil, the letters on the page are what’s coming from your soul. You can write all different types of characters; but at the end, they all share a piece of your soul because you’re the one that wrote them. Now, I don’t know if that’s how Jewels feels; but as a fan of her work, sometimes literally the cutest, most adorable things are just the best things ever. Again, whether that’s me or her is hard to say; but those cute moments just add up to a cute person, the way I see it.

Now, for definition number 1. Disclaimer: I don’t know how Jewels looks. Never seen her face, nothing. Which means I’m going based off of what I know about her. She is sweet, and kind, and a brilliant writer; she has a great sense of humor (based on her stories) and is overall very caring and just wonderful. Now, no matter what you look like; all those qualities add up to something beautiful. So I really couldn’t care about what’s on the outside (not trying to say that you’re not pretty, Jewels, I just don’t know what you look like), because on the inside you are cute and beautiful and adorable and utterly you. And that’s amazing.

Now, if you still don’t believe me: let’s look at the evidence from my various Tumblr posts/asks about this very topic.

~ The first post is the one where I asked people to like/reblog if they think @karaidemon is cute. Here’s what we have, excluding a reblog/commenting thing Jewels and I did (please note that this is so far, idk if this post will get more notes after this or not. I would expect so). (book-of-charlie)

Likes

§ @Bitchwannatryme

§ @allthemetalsoftherainbow

§ @coltondresden

§ @mysparkledblog

§ @pixieprincess14

§ @virgil-angsty-sanders

§ @moist-astronaut

§ @sockpansy

§ @mirror2thespirit

§ @goliath-dave

§ @idon-kno

§ @adoratato

§ @jamicambrera

§ @the-editor-is-bored

§ @unevencube2554

§ @imantisocialgetoverit

§ @blair-nope

§ @tkwolf45

§ @joruxxi

§ @nowedontliveinigloos

§ @trashy-killjoy

§ @nervous-nellie

§ @libellus-drakena

§ @bubblegumrowan

§ @noot-noot-cats

§ @ilikesomeshtuff

§ @gaythingsingayplaces

§ @bluecometdust

§ @decadentdeerpolice

§ @theunoriginaldaisy

§ @calvindientesblancos

§ @feerkokoro1345

§ @broadwaytheanimatedseries

§ @k9cat

§ @paradoxesmakeperfectsense

§ @1-lost-fander

§ @funsizedgremlin

§ @sepporahs-blog

§ @drawtofeel

§ @itsme98z

Reblogs

§ @bitchwannatryme

§ @allthemetalsoftherainbow

§ @rptheturk

§ @pixieprincess14

§ @justt-ppeachy

§ @asofterfan

§ @virgil-angsty-sanders

§ @moist-astronaut

§ @poisonedapples

§ @idon-kno

§ @adoratato

§ @jamiecambrera

§ @khadij-al-kubra

§ @nowedontliveinigloos

§ @wayward-virgil

§ @unknownsandersfan

§ @broadwaytheanimatedseries

§ @thisismedamit

Comments

§ @asofterfan said: “You have a reputation for bEING CUTE.”

§ @adoratato said: “Oh yes definitely”

§ @khadij-al-kubra said: “Wait, this wasn’t an obvious fact to the general famdom populace?”

§ @broadwaytheanimatedseries said: “THE EFFING CUTEST”

~ The second post is the ask I sent to Jude, to see what they thought. (asofterfan)

~~ Their reaction was: “Can I get a HELL YEAH”

~~ There were several notes on this post as well.

§ Likes

· @mollycassmith

· @goliath-dave

· @the-editor-is-bored

· @imantisocialgetoverit

· @libellus-drakena

· @ilikesomeshtuff

· @decadentdeerpolice

· @doodler200

§ Reblogs and comments were done by me and will therefore not be counted in this extremely very serious study.

~ And last, but definitely not least, Thomas Sanders himself has said that every single famder is cute af. And yes, I know this is in general, but Jewels is a famder and therefore counts in ever category.

For example, his tweets (tstwitterupdates):

§ “Hey, why are you all so sweet? You make me so excited to create and share my creations and that’s the absolute BEST gift to give any artist. Thank you for being you. <3”

§ “Hey. Just a quick reminder. I come on here all the time, and you guys are always so loving and sweet and always make me smile and feeling better. You do that. You are awesome. <3”

§ “Have I mentioned lately how much I adore you guys, gals, and non-binary pals? You’re all so patient with us, and loving, and kind, and you’re so supportive of this dude who felt like getting purple hair in order to feel more comfortable as himself. Can’t thank you all enough! <3”

There are so many more. Thomas is just… the sweetest. But then, so are all of us, as he keeps reminding us. And that definitely includes Jewels.

So, even though I know you don’t think you are…. Jewels, you are cute AF, and we love you. Keep on kicking figurative butt!

Works Cited

"Cute." Merriam-Webster's Learners Dictionary, Merriam-Webster.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cute

asofterfan. “Ask,” Tumblr. November 5, 2018.

https://asofterfan.tumblr.com/post/179799708108/do-you-think-karaidemon-is-cute-i-need-this-for

book-of-Charlie. “Please Reblog or Like This Post If,” Tumblr. Nov. 5, 2018.

https://book-of-charlie.tumblr.com/post/179789603984/for-those-of-you-who-dont-know-who-she-is-shes

karaidemon. “Photos,” Tumblr.

https://karaidemon.tumblr.com/post/178556475705/photos

karaidemon. “Robot,” Tumblr.

https://karaidemon.tumblr.com/post/177817508435/robot

tstwitterupdates. “Hey, why are you all so sweet?” Tumblr. Sept. 26, 2018.

https://tstwitterupdates.tumblr.com/post/178499385434

tstwitterupdates. “Hey. Just a Quick Reminder.” Tumblr. Sept. 19, 2018.

https://tstwitterupdates.tumblr.com/post/178269127019

tstwitterupdates. “Have I Mentioned Lately How Much I Adore You Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals?” Tumblr. July 10, 2018.

https://tstwitterupdates.tumblr.com/post/175764942169

#famders #karaidemon #my essays

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tcrmommabear · 6 years

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TCR AU #4: D’n’D AU (2)

Welcome to part 2 guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

Let’s get this show on the road! Today we’re talking characters!!

Sidenote: So, 90% of my experience is with Pathfinder, so that’s what I’m using in regards to race and class and suchforth. D’n’D and Pathfinder are two separate things, but I felt D’n’D was a better name for the AU.

Name: Louisa Player: Louise (DM) Race: Catfolk Class: Vigilante Backstory: Louise is the (older) twin sister to Duke. They grew up in a primarily Catfolk village by loving parents. When they were young children, their parents were viciously murdered. Duke took the time to mourn, while Louisa viciously clung to the idea of vengeance. The twins separated due to conflicting wants and desires- Duke settled down as a sort of “sword for hire”, deadset on helping and defending those who couldn’t do it themselves, while Louisa searched tirelessly for their parents’ killer. Years later, she finally has a lead and asks Duke for help, just this once. Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Name: Duke Player: Baron/Humbert Race: Catfolk Class: Paladin Backstory: Duke was happy to live his life, working for little pay to help those in need. He couldn’t protect his family, so he’d protect as many people as he could. But when his sister Louisa finally came back into his life after nearly 10 years, he couldn’t deny her ask for help (or the gold she provided when he originally said no). With the help of his employees/friends, they’ll travel across the world to finally find peace. Alignment: Lawful Good

Name: Moon Player: Muta Race: Half-Orc Class: Bloodrager Backstory: Moon doesn’t have much of a story to tell. He keeps it close to his chest except after a few gallons of ale. He was raised in a human family, educated beyond measure. Then his Orc family took him away and all he knew was violence and bloodshed. He was caught between two worlds for a long time until he settled on being a mercenary for hire. It wasn’t until Duke came along that he knew he wanted to do something more. Something better. With a healthy dose of brains and a great disregard for rules, Moon is willing to do anything to help a client. (Side Note: Has a weakness for little kids) Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Name: Aubert Player: Toto Race: *Tengu Class: Rogue Backstory: Aubert came from a distant Tengu village, hidden in the mountains. He talks little of it though, only sharing bits and pieces of the life he lived there with the friends he surrounds himself with. All is known is he left, and he committed theft after theft in order to survive and get where he is. Now, he uses his talents to help Duke and Moon, to pay for the meals when Duke refuses payment. Now with Louisa in the picture, he’s seeing different sides to his oldest friend, and wonders what this adventure will do to everyone. Alignment: True Neutral

Name: Hero Player: Hiromi Race: Human Class: Ranger Backstory: Hero stumbled across the group during their journey to cross the sea and just... Never left? With nothing better to do, and instantly bonding with Yuki, Hero decided she would be just that- A hero. Alignment: Neutral Good

Name: Kore, Pirate Queen of the 8 Seas Player: Persephone Race: Merfolk Class: Swashbuckler + Witch Backstory: Merfolk are xenophobic and harsh people. With amazing musical ability and a dangerous beauty, they lure many a sailor and innocent victim to the cracks of their islands and devour the bodies as they fall to the sea. Kore was born the most beautiful of them all, but with a compassionate heart and no singing voice. She was forcibly chased from her home, her family, her life, and sought out a new way of life. That’s how she met Captain Killigan. The two women were inseparable, and Killigan helped Kore find her calling- benevolent pirating. Killigan died, and Kore conquered the seas in her name. Now alone, and hiding her heritage with an innate magic, she sails for hire and battles other pirates competing for her crown. She was supposed to be the Ironwilled Queen. Until a certain Catfolk came onto her ship. Alignment: Chaotic

Name: Yuki Player: Haru Race: **Skinwalker (Elf) Class: Druid Backstory: “H-Hello? Is this the Cat Bureau?” Yuki was just looking for help. Little did she know she’d get dragged into the advenure of a lifetime, with romance, bloodshed, intrigue, and deeply personal problems. Indebted to Duke and Louisa, Yuki travels with them to help the siblings find their parents murderer and seek vengeance. But is that what the pair really need? Working constantly as a voice of reason and constant motivation, Yuki hides a dangerous secret from her friends. Maybe one day, she can tell them about the animal skin she wears. And warn them to let sleeping dogs lie. Alignment: Good Neutral

*Tengu= Bird people **Skinwalker= Shapeshifters (Haru looks like an Elf rather than a human)

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ofpandoras-blog · 7 years

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what’s up guys gals and non-binary pals!! ( yes that’s me paraphrasing thomas sanders lol oops ) first of all I’M SUPER HYPE FOR THIS RP, aight now that’s out of the way i’m myah! i’m 24, go by she/her, and am a huge nerd for all things marauders era, so you bet your cute lil bums i’m excited to be here!

below the cut is some stuff about pandora ( or as i call her, panda ) but i’ve also got an about page here, and my connections page here! (both are a bit bare bones rn sorry!)

okay so here we go!! some facts and headcanons about my babe

she’s a lot like luna in some ways (similar personality, though a bit more sociable) and physically luna is almost a complete mini me of her mum (which is honestly so heartbreaking but those are headcanons for another time)

in some ways she’s not like luna though, she’s quite a bit more vocal than luna typically is, and when it concerns topics she’s passionate about, she will happily go on rants for about eight hours straight

she’s kind of like a total flower child/hippie? she loves wearing flowers in her hair and flowy dresses and she’s honestly just so kind and loving and chooses to see the best in people

she’s pan, which means she loves any and all sex/genders, and she’s the kind of person who loves and loves and loves and doesn’t know how to stop, she honestly thinks all that love is just going to come pouring out of her chest one of these days ( she likes to think that would look like daisies and sunflowers bursting from her heart with a rainbow in the background, told you she was a hippie )

like a typical ravenclaw, pandora is very intelligent and witty, and she’s proficient in all the academic areas, but she absolutely thrives in charms and potions, and often enough she can be found studying both subjects outside of the classroom

SHE LOVES ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ASTRONOMY RELATED siriusly she’s such an astrophile and if you can’t find her in the common room or the library she is 99% likely to be in the astronomy tower, whether or not it’s dark outside (she loves astronomy and stars and space so much she named her cat aurora like what a dork)

she also finds divination quite fascinating, and while she certainly doesn’t have ‘the gift’ she is generally interested in both the class and the subject, she likes practicing with tea leaf readings and tarot cards occasionally

even though she’s a half-blood, her parents and most of her family are magical in some form or another, so she hasn’t spent much time around muggles, and it’s because of this that she’s quite interested in them, and she loves learning about all their technology, and she’s so intrigued by all the things they are capable of doing (she finds planes FASCINATING like how on earth is magic not involved they’re literally levitating!!)

that being said, it’s probably obvious where she stands on blood purity, and she honestly has no time for any of this pureblood elitism, try and tell her that muggleborns and half-bloods are any less competent than purebloods and she will shut you down

she doesn’t believe in the whole house stigma thing, she’s just as happy being friends with slytherins and hufflepuffs as she is ravenclaws and gryffindors, as long as someone has a kind heart and good intentions that’s all she cares about

though she’s very passionate about a lot of things, she’s still quite timid and introverted, her voice is light and airy and she mumbles under her breath a lot and she just has so much to say but at times it just never comes out quite the right way

okay so that’s about it for now! i’m sure you’ll be seeing loads more headcanons from me about my child, but for now please feel free to message me about plots and things!!

#&& ❛ she burned too bright for this world ❜ ( hc )#&& ❛ my thoughts are stars ❜ ( ooc )#jinxintro #hey y'all meet my baby pandora!!

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africareddie · 7 years

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1-37 :)

1. When did you make your Outsiders blog?

pretty sure it was june 12th, 2016 B)

2. Did you watch the movie first or read the book?

i read the book first

3. Who’s your favorite character?

dallas winston

4. Who’s your least favorite character?

marcia, just because we don’t know much about her

5. Which character deserved more screen time?

darry freaking curtis

6. What do you think of the girlfriends?

i think they’re all cool cats and i wish hinton elaborated on them more

7. What do you think of the Shepards? Who’s your favorite?

i wish we knew more about them tbh, my favorite would have to be tim just because i can so see him being somewhat like darry

8. Have you read Hinton’s other books?

i’ve read rumble fish and i adore it omg. i still can’t find tex though

9. Which character do you really resonate with?

ponyboy

10. How old were you when you read the Outsiders for the first time?

12 lol

11. How old are you?

12. What grade are you in?

9th grade

13. What’s your best class? Your hardest class?

well my grades are just fine now, so i don’t have a hard nor best class

14. What color is your bedroom?

just the plain old color that every wall is

15. What’s the weirdest movie you’ve ever seen?

weird science B) (see what i did there?)

16. What was your favorite book to read in school?

the outsiders,, oops

17. Who was your favorite teacher throughout your education? Why has this person stuck with you?

my 8th grade math teacher probably. i don’t know why, he was just super nice and his class was easy for me

18. Can you remember your first crush? What were they like?

oh dang idek-

19. Do you like guys or gals, or non-binary pals?

i’m bi af man, but hey i’m open to being with whoever :’)

20. What color looks best on you?

blue, pink, dark colors

21. How do you feel about pumpkin spice lattes?

never had one oops

22. What do you think of Hinton?

like i love her books and stuff but she really needs to like answer questions about the book and overall just be nicer to ppl smh

23. Do you like where you live?

it’s alright, super boring though

24. Do you prefer to handwrite or type?

i really love handwriting stuff honestly

25. Do you prefer pens or pencils?

pencils because i’m always making mistakes

26. What extra circular activities are you in?

none- oops

27. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?

i wouldn’t want to dye my hair, i love my hair color

28. When researching, do you prefer books or the Internet?

i prefer books but let’s be real going on the internet is just more efficient

29. What language do you wanna learn?

french (which i’ll be taking as a sophmore) and italian

30. Do you have any other social medias (that you’re willing to share, of course)?

no, i got rid of them all recently

31. When do you feel like your true self?

when i’m at home, in my room. also on here

32. Did/do you like high school?

it’s okay. i mean- it’s not perfect, but it’s not as bad as i thought it was going to be

33. What advice would you give to your younger self?

stop being so clingy and needy lol

34. What’s your best memory of your grandparents?

whenever we would go to a fish store and my grandpa would get us a lottery ticket, a pack of gum, and a soda. one time i won $2 and i was so proud of myself lmao

35. Do you look like your mom or your dad?

yeah, there’s a resemblance i guess

36. Which of your parents are you closer to?

welp- i don’t know. i have things with just me and my mom, and i have things with me and my dad. i’d say my mom though

37. What’s your favorite part of the Outsiders Weekend?

i just love how everyone gets together and helps spread positivity and kindness and it’s just so much fun

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geek-ology-blog · 7 years

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Well it’s been quite the year and well all lot of bad things happened (for me most were very personal) there were good things. And when I say good things I mean good people. Scratch that amazing people! These people helped me get through the year so that I would see this new one (even if the year is already starting bad for me). And even though I may not know a lot of them personally I still want to personally thank each and everyone of them. (Also I can draw better than this sorry)

@srpelo - Thank you for making me laugh till my stomach began to hurt. Every “shitpost” be the best post. And I will never stop slamming my desk and saying “OH BOI” thanks to you.

UltimaAlmighty - The only reaction channel done right. You are a such a positive person in a negative world. When you smile I can’t help, but smile back. Your sincerity won’t go unnoticed. (I know you will probably never see this, but I couldn’t not include you.)

@vadeva - Thanks for being the British man of Starbot Dubs. Your voice is so much fun to listen to and makes me wish I had a low awesome voice too. I can’t wait to see what you and Stephanie do next! (I also really wanna see your audition video).

@rahafwabas - Thanks for filling my dash with angst! You are an amazing artist. You taught me how bad and angst life can be, but to every bad side there’s a good that’ll be worth the pain. (Also short people for life!)

@jakei95 - Thank you for your creativity! You are such a nice and beautiful person. (Sucks that I couldn’t draw you like that… I can draw better I swear!) Cross and Underverse is just too awesome not to love. You taught me that making something new out of other’s ideas and turning it into your own can lead to finding your own new thing! You have encouraged me to do a lot more with myself as well as my art.

@jokublog - Thank you for sharing your hopes and dreams! Every time I see a picture of Dream I always smile (same is for Nightmare, but it’s an evil smile). Your art is so beautiful with its colors and flow. And even when others put you down you scare them away by getting back up again doing what you love. (Also you and Jakei be adorable together)

@loverofpiggies - Thank you for your amazing comics and snazzy pink hair! I love Aftertale and Geno since I connected to him in a sad way that Geno actually felt to be a real “person”. You also taught me that even if you’re known for one thing it’s good to make your own thing. And that being Gloomverse. One of the greatest things I’ve ever read in the entirety of one night (I was that hooked). In fact it encouraged to to start my own comic and punch anxiety in the face!

@hawker-rawr - Thank you for making me laugh at a drunk man (and questioning what kind of drunk I’d be)! You are such a cool artist and I love your take on Chara and Asriel. I fell in love with them all over again. So excited to see whatever you do next. (StarHawk ftw)

@camilaart - Thank you for playing with my emotions! I love GlitchTale so far and am pumped to see what happens next. You are an amazing storyteller and an awesome nerd at heart. I so happy that everyone got together when things got tough. Me from being from a poor household myself I know what it’s like. May all good things come to you and your family. (I also just wanna point out that I totally called Betty, like I screamed at the school computer when Sans died like my gosh I hate-love her!)

@starbotdubs - Thank you for sharing your beautiful voice (and face). You are an amazing voice actress and introduced me into so many comics I’d come to love so much. I’m so excited to see what 2017 brings for your channel (especially you guys dining Gloomverse, like I screamed that my dog jumped 2 feet into the air I was so excited). May you, Vade, and your channel become greater than it already is. (DEUS VULT)

@popelickva and The Real-Time Fan Dub Cast - Thank you for making me giggle like a baby during class. Your gravity falls series and dubs never fail to make me smile. And even though I miss nearly every stream because of timezones, I can’t help but feel determined to try and watch it. (You guys also got me into Voltron and made me obsessed)

@manontheinternet - Thank you for the music! Music has always been apart of my life, especially musicals. I play a couple instruments and like to sing, but not a lot of people even know since I have a literal panic attack whenever I try Iin front of people. So turning a game I’m still obsessed with into a musical which I’m already obsessed with is amazing! Every singer/actor is superb and you feel what the character is feeling. I can’t help, but to always sing along. I’m stoked to have found you so that I may be able to listen to greatness. (Listening to you guys sing seem to always calm me down)

@nekophy - Thank you for being so adorable it’s adorable (which is weird to say since you’re older than me)! You may, if not are, the biggest Poth (and/or Geno x Reaper) shipper I have ever seen. Your art is so cute as well as your reactions to every piece of art you receive. You are a fantastic stick cat Miss Nekophy. And an awesome mother to a certain Goth. (Also tried to draw a kinda “human” you but looks bad so I’m sorry!)

@knittinggiantbeanies - Thank you for being a source of positivity! You as well as your following feel like a safe warm hug. You are so beautiful (much more than me by an immense amount because you’re so gorgeous). I’ve been here ever since Bill’s birthday video and am glad I stayed. You even introduced me to some of my now best friends in your Undertale stream. And I’ve never felt so close to those who are so far. I cannot thank you enough for that.

@chongoblog - Thank you for filling my dash in memes and references I still don’t understand! Never stop because you’re an All Star.

@superyoumna - You are a literal wizard with a mouse! You’ve showed me that even with limited resources you can still make something great (heck all I had to draw on was napkins and printer paper till this Christmas). Your art is almost as beautiful as you are. But your talent is so great I don’t think anything can compare. (I just now realized how many Undertale blogs I have on here)

@thatsthat24 - Thank you for being the king of 6 seconds. You spread positivity like a wildfire and smiles like a tsunami. You have an amazing voice and proved to all parents out there that watching cartoons is not only for kids, it’s for child-like adults as well. I love how you can turn my most depressing day just a little happier. (All the guys, gals, and non-binary pals love you bro)

The rest of these people are not in the drawing because I don’t know what they look like, forgot to add them, was lazy, or are personal friends:

@linnttop - You are an amazing artist and goofball. Im so happy I met you and that we made our friendship work despite the 11 hour time difference (Living on the other side of the world sucks man). But the fact you even tried to stay with me is truly inspiring. I shouldn’t even be worth your time, but you still do even if it’s short and sweet.

@straberrysoup aka Hotdogs - The oldest of the group yet you never act like it! She’s the yin to my orangutan. Your art is adorable as well as your face. I hope your glasses come in soon!

@mclov3ly101 - Such an amazing artist all around always getting better and better. No one in our group (or probably ever) will ship more people than you do. You have the look that turns girls lesbian and gay guys straighter than a stripping pole. I can’t wait to see what your Reaper comic has to offer. (Sportarobbie)

@chariskreplies aka Sans - Always in the shadows watching and sending things to the wrong chat. You’ll pop in and everyone’s happy when you do. Never stop punning EVER.

@shitpilot and every other Voltron blog I follow - Thank you for helping keep Voltron on my dash so that its not entirely Undertale and TF2.

@comyet - Thank you for creating my favorite Sans of all time! Ink is my spirit skeleton and I love it. Also your art is incredible! I would totally buy your stuff if I had the money. NEVER stop doing what you do because you’re just too awesome to stop now. ( I can’t wait till you come back from your hiatus.)

@kenzykills - The one always asking me to draw yaoi for her shrine. You are the pervert yaoi shipper we all know and love. Thanks for making Japanese and science more “interesting”. (Stop asking for smut)

@quelloz - Thank you for making sure I don’t get too out of control. You are beautiful and an awesome friend. And I won’t rest until I get you with your lady love! I’LL HIT HER SO HARD WITH YOUR LOVE SHE’LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! (Raquello Raphaelo Ze Bastard Ze III :) Elizabeth Gurrrrero)

There’s no way I can thank all of you enough.2016 wasn’t the best year for me. Due to anxiety, depression, numbness, and a family member rushing in and out of the hospital. I doubt myself a lot saying I’m not pretty or my art is trash when i should have more of a positive outlook on myself, but it’s hard to when your parents tell you stuff like that every day. If it weren’t for every single one of these amazing people I don’t think I’d be alive today. I may not know all of them personally, but without them even knowing they helped me a lot. Even some of my friends that I mentioned are so close to my heart, but so far away for a hug. I love each and everyone of you and am looking forward to everything you do from here. Not just because you’re all amazing and talented, but because you give me something to live for. Thank you.

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