#I know this is an incorrect quotes blog

[radioducky]

Lucifer, kissing Alastor a little aggressively: Hey, Bambi.

Alastor, returning it with the same aggressiveness: Good Morning, little King.

Husk: …What the actual FUCK!?

Angel: Did we, uh… miss somethin‘?

Vaggie, exasperated: Ugh, they’re playing some stupid game… ‚gay chicken‘ or whatever the hell that was.

Husk, confused: They play what now??

Charlie, squealing of joy: Gay Chicken!! It’s like a bonding game where they have to pretend to be gay together for as long as they can, and whoever chickens out first loses! Look how wonderful it works already!!

Vaggie: Calm down, Sweetie.

Angel: How in the ever lovin‘ fuck did these two convince themselves to go through with it?

Vaggie: Lucifer accused Alastor of being too scared to play it anyways, but you know how Alastor can be…

Charlie, ecstatic: He didn’t back down and accepted the challenge!

Angel: Well… I’m not gonna lie, it’s hot as fuck though. Husk, how about-

Husk, storming out: NOPE!

#I did the same for Steddie on my other blog and it was well received #thought it might be appreciated here as well #a little different version of it at least #extra point for whoever comes up with some nice punishment ideas if one of these two loses #but y’all already know that won’t happen #cuz they never stop #and never talk about it #lmao oh geez I need some help #alastor x lucifer #radioapple #incorrect quotes #appleradio #alastor and lucifer #deerduck #deerduckie #huskerdust

[scary-lasagna]

Toby, looks at Slender:

Toby, starting to laugh so hard he can’t speak:

Toby, point at Slender and crying: Whe-When you’re bald

Slender, existing with baldness:

#it was funnier in my head #ticci toby #slender #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #aubrie and I were watching POTC and a character that was bald came on screen and she cried bc she didn’t know he was bald #creepypasta blog

[that-bitch-kat3]

james and sirius

#is this just my blog now? #pictures that remind me of james and sirius? #or do i just miss my best friend #i guess we’ll never know #marauders #sirius black #james potter #marauders era #james and sirius #sirius and james #prongsfoot #prongs and padfoot #padfoot and prongs #remus lupin #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #hp marauders era #hp marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards #atyd #young marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #jegulus #james potter kinnie

[magolandandfriends]

TWITTER SHENANIGANS [ Season 1 - Part 2 ]

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[ Part 3 ]

[ Back to Part 1 ]

(Very short mini post today!!! Classes are starting to become real PLUS I’m getting my new Apple Pencil and case soon so I can produce EVEN COOLER ART (no I’m not switching art programs I’m using IbisPaint no matter what iM TOO USED TO IT-)

(And these are all based off silly memes I saw- please do not try any of these at home your microwave will explode- I have one based off a tumblr thread so I might post that next- that one or the Twitter dms one- we’ll see)

(Ok that’s all I have to say I hope you guys like my sillies now if you excuse me I gotta get all snug as a bug in a rug for my painting class tomorrow)

#magoland and friends! #magoland and friends! au #kirby #kirby series #kirby au #kirby askblog #ask blog #magolor #marx kirby #susie haltmann #taranza #incorrect tweets #twinote #fake tweets #bro we’re pulling out the twinote again #I still don’t know if these count as incorrect quotes #I gotta answer these damn asks IM SORRY #but me personally? I say fuck it we ball #this weekend #I promise #ill make them REAL

[waytooinvested]

Lena: So. What’s taking you to Milan?

Kara: Oh no…

Lena: During your “big work thing”.

Kara: Okay. This isn’t what it looks like.

Lena: God, can’t you be any more original than that?

Kara: Not really no. Because, it looks like I’m having an affair, doesn’t it?

Lena: Yes it FUCKING does.

Kara: Yeah. And I’m not. What I’m doing is… I’m saving the world from an alien invasion.

Lena: You’re-what? No you’re not.

Kara: Yeah, I am… and I’m really sorry.

Lena: What? I mean y-y-y-you’re not. But why are you?

Kara: Because… and again, I am so sorry. That’s my job.

Lena: It’s not. You’re a Personal Assistant.

Kara: No. I’m a Superhero. Quite- quite a famous Superhero.

Lena: So that Superhero we see on the news that looks and sounds exactly like you…

Kara: Supergirl? Yeah that’s me. I wear glasses so no one can tell.

Lena: But why would you hide this from me???

Kara: Because when we first met, you, very charmingly, explained to me how Kryptonian powers work.

Lena: Did I?

Kara: Yes you did. It was basically the first conversation we ever had, and then immediately afterwards, like straight away you asked me what I did for a living. And I thought well if I say Kryptonian Superhero you’ll feel really stupid, so I said Personal Assistant.

Lena: Why Personal Assistant?

Kara: Because I thought it was so boring you wouldn’t ask me any other questions. You did though. You were very sweet and you asked loads of questions. Which I answered. Making it hard to go back from it on a second date… And then the relationship continued, and I don’t know, at a certain point I just realised it’s now impossible ever to tell you.

Lena: A certain point? What, like our wedding day?!

Kara: No, way before that.

Lena: So what did you think was going to happen in the end?

Kara: I suppose I thought something exactly like this was going to happen in the end…

Lena: Is this all really true?

Kara: Yeah. And I mean… I can prove it quite easily.

Lena: So… you’re not having an affair?

Kara: No, I swear I have never, EVER cheated on you.

Lena: But you have lied to me. Since the day we met. About what you do, what you care about, basically who you are.

Kara: Yeah… Yeah. That’s worse isn’t it?

Lena: …. No it’s way better. Just don’t ever do it again, okay?

Kara: It’s hard to see how I could.

Source: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

#incorrect supercorp quote #supercorp #lena luthor #kara danvers #incorrect supergirl quotes #okay I know this is WAY too long for an incorrect quote #it is basically just an entire radio sketch transcript #BUT the parallel worked too well and I couldn't resist writing it out as supercorp for my own amusement #aaand this blog is my own personal sandpit to play in so you all have to see it too #I found it funny anyway :D

[incorrect-riordanverse]

im so mad that this is a side blog account and not a main account. i started this blog when i was still relatively new to tumblr and i think i was… like. fourteen years old or something. i never thought i would continue for this long, and i never knew so many people would like the content i put out here (i have over 9k followers which is literally mind-blowing, like wow….).

because this isnt a main account, i cant respond to replies left on my posts, i cant really reply to anyone unless i reblog !! i cant even follow people with this blog, it just comes up as my main blog (which is not pjo-related… rip my failed attempts at organising my fandoms to different blogs). so my avenues of interaction with a lot of you are seriously impeded.

so i just want to say i am so thankful for all of you, i read every single person’s tags who reblog my stuff, i read all of your replies and every time im crying screaming rolling around on the ground in agony over the fact i CANT REPLY!!

i know my posts are super inconsistent these days, im glad so many are still here! i think i may change some of my content eventually (never gonna get rid of the incorrect quote stuff, i’ll just be adding some other things like pjo headcanons or analyses or something), just to spice some stuff up on here.

#also! im currently writing a fantasy book rn and have been so stressed over the fact that authors are expected to have a following before— #—reaching out to agencies with a manuscript. and i seriously stress about creating a following. #so my backup plan is literally you guys. my four year old pjo account on tumblr with its silly little quotes 😭😭 #and like. if that works. could you imagine. that you guys may actually save my future ??? like?? i love you guys for just following me bc ?? #YOU MAY SAVE ME FROM THE CAPITALIST PRESSURES OF SENSATIONALISING ONES OWN ART FOR INVESTED SUCCESS YAYYYYYY #anyways im not going to promote it now bc its still in the first draft area. not near for me to even go thru revisions yet. i may never- #-promote it on here. i dont want to annoy people with suddenly changing tracks. and i def wont transform this blog into a self promo for me- #-thats never going to happen! i would make another blog for it but for now everything’s just an idea! #i just wanted to say thank you because this has been giving me so much anxiety especially since graduating high school. the problems of— #—trying to be an author have become more pressing and immediate for me. i hope it will happen one day but who knows #you guys give me confidence though. and i literally cannot thank u guys enough (I HATEEEEE THE CAREER ANXIETY) #not riordanverse #not incorrect either #for followers #rewriting #sorry for the whole essay in the tags ☠️

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

#oh and when I say spirit fuckery I mean it in both the literal and metaphorical sense. blame kat's latest raava and vaatu fic #yeah I'm just gonna start posting random LoK opinions on here now. this blog's been dead long enough #not really an incorrect quotes girly anymore sorry #not even a girl anymore. but you know #most of my red lotus and oc posting will remain on my personal blog though bc no one wants to see that #anyway. yes. Unalaq's wife. when I say the avatar franchise has a mom problem this is exactly what I mean #80% of characters don't have a mom. the moms that are alive either have little to no screen time or mentions #or they're basically Schroedinger's mom in the sense that they exist but not really #the exceptions being like. pema and suyin. and maybe senna though she also has very little screentime #my point is. the twins are younger than korra. I know avatarverse has a precedent for putting kids on the throne. looking at you zuko #but really we should have gotten unalaq's wife as chief of the nwt #introduced her in book 3 during the lead up to p'li's prison break #but that's just my objectively correct opinion #northern water tribe chief raspberry when #(according to avatar wiki her name is malina so I've been calling her raspberry in my head ever since I found out #malina means raspberry in russian that's why. probably in a bunch of other slavic languages too idk I'm not an expert #and she shares a name with katara and sokka's weird white stepmom from the comics which no sane person considers canon. so that's fun) #the legend of korra #unalaq

[mythological-mayhem]

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 7

Xipe Totec, curiously: If we put Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca in a room, who do you think will come out crying first?

Huitzilopochtli, deadpan: The room.

#aztec mythology #aztec gods #incorrect quotes #tezcatlipoca #quetzalcoatl #huitzilopochtli #xipe totec #the four tezcatlipocas #mythology #Huitzilopochtli is in fact not wrong #honestly writing this even I don't know if he was making a joke or not #maybe he was serious #idk #one step closer to a consistent blogging schedule without a queue #because honestly I can't find the energy to set up one

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Ai: "I cant believe we're locked in this room together."

Junko, throwing the key out of the window: "Truly unfortunate."

#I know this blog has a large JunAi bias #and I'm trying to skew that here at the end #But you can't tell me this doesn't fit perfectly #zls #zombie land saga #zombieland saga #revenge #zlsr #incorrect quotes #ai mizuno #junko konno

[incorrectrwdquotes]

so i started watching earth's mightiest heroes @comicaurora

#not an incorrect quote #overly sarcastic productions #osp #shitpost #not rwd #i know this isn't technically related to the topic of this blog but it feels like the appropriate audience #also watch earth's mightiest heroes it's really good and red is correct that it has the best thor characterisation

[ninerealms-sunshine]

Atreus: you know, I'd lie for you 😊

Thrúd: Yeah, but, Loki, you lie all the time. You lie for fun, for no reason. You just like to lie

#gow ragnarok #gow incorrect quotes #gow atreus #god of war ragnarok #gow thrud #stole this from godsofhumanity blog #I know i know #me? crediting people's ideas? well it's more likely than you think

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Ocean: Did you guys know that Crocs are edible? If you’re hungry enough, you can actually eat them!

The choir: Did you eat your Crocs, Ocean?

Ocean:

The choir: Ocean.

The choir: Did you eat your Crocs.

Ocean:

The choir: OCEAN. DID YOU EAT YOUR CROCS, OCEAN.

#crocs are non-toxic so you actually can eat them! #i know i have an incorrect quote blog but i wanted to put this one here #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o’connell rosenberg #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #constance blackwood #ricky potts #penny lamb #jane doe

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: Are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solu—

Alfie: Oh problem, definitely!

Fabian: That wasn't... It was a rhetorica—

Alfie: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is!

#submission #(I don't know if this was posted before. I vaguely remember seeing something like this #but I couldn't find it when searching your blog. If it already exists accept my apologies!) #source: a friend of OP’s on facebook #// #thank you for submitting !! #house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #fabian rutter #alfie lewis #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[magolandandfriends]

TWITTER SHENANIGANS [ Season 1 ]

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[ Part 2 ]

(These were all made 2 months ago- BUT THE POLL SAYS THAT YOU GUYS WANTED TWEETS SO ILL START WITH THESE BAD BOYS)

(Y’all remember when Twitter had the “you can only see 600 tweets per day” bug? Yeah I was at a stop and shop when this happened- but besides that I decided to make funny tweets based off it with my silly AU because I’m silly like that)

(ANYWAYS- I hope this satisfies the lack of asks/comics for now :v I’ll be working on some asks for the next few days but if I make some more fake tweets in between that then I’ll post those as filler :D ok I’m gonna draw now-)

#magoland and friends! #magoland and friends! au #kirby #kirby au #kirby series #kirby askblog #ask blog #magolor #marx kirby #Taranza #susie haltmann #the sillies #twitter #fake tweets #twinote #incorrect tweets?? I think??? #would this count as incorrect quotes? #i don’t know #I’ll figure it out next time I post fake tweets #you can tell that I started to give up on the like and retweet numbers

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Tenma: Imagine if you came to the studio and everyone was just, like, quietly reading.

Sakana: I would be suspicious.

#tenma maemi #h2osakana #sakana #phase connect #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: questionable content #does phase even have a studio? i genuinely don't know #anyways #i know it's holofes but this blog is 90% holo as it stands #and there's nothing wrong with that ofc #but i wanted to expand my repertoire

[opera-shitpost]

Mimì @ Rodolfo: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heart beat as I drift off to sleep. Musetta @ Marcello: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud it is.

#source: twitter #opera #opera shitpost #opera shitposts #incorrect opera quotes #la bohème #la boheme #puccini #giacomo puccini #mimì #mimi #rodolfo #musetta #marcello #posting here bc incorrectoperaquotes blog seems currently inactive #i know this meme is old but who cares