#I would simply die

[ratsetflummi]

a german will hear the phrase "he threw the empty beer bottle in the trash" and just stare blankly, their eye twitching, trying to comprehend a world in which you don't bring empty bottles to the pfandautomat, or the glascontainer at the very least

#i'm reading a fanfic and i was hit by just how american it is that i had to sit down for a minute #imagine putting a glass bottle into the kitchen bin #i would simply die #and not just because my mother would kill me

[suz7days]

beefy men.

#steve rogers #buckybarnes #captain america #sebastian stan #chris evans #beefy #beefy daddy #they could do everything to me lol #love them #marvel #white boy of the month #white boys #sebastian x y/n #bucky x you #i would die for him #i would simply die

[wikitpowers]

ik it's hella unlikely BUT WHAT IF?!?!

#i would simply DIE #that's my biggest fear right there #like i can barely make it to 2025 #and 2026 is so fucking far stop #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #dru blackthorn #ash morgenstern #thais pedroso #anush joshi #jaime rosales #cassandra clare #the wicked powers #twp #tsc

[stupd000]

the day Milo’s playlist says [Completed] is the day I die

#I would simply die #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted audios #redacted milo

[milky-pastry]

Saudi Arabian GP (06/03/2024)

#max verstappen #media day #saudi arabian gp 2024 #f1 #baby blues #he’s so gorgeous #if he looked at me like that #i would simply die #watching him surrounded by journalists felt so claustrophobic #red bull f1 #mv1 #mv33 #my post

[kinglypup]

was feeling talkative :) had both my vibe and my favorite dildo and nearly blacked out from how hard i came

#desperately hope none of my neighbors heard this #i would simply die #mine #nsft #trans nsft #this is louder than i normally am and it was wild #audio #me

[sojourner-between-worlds]

If Netflix weren't cowards, I would have loved to see an epilogue scene in the final episode of the final season of George going to watch herons with Flo

#i would simply Die #lockwood & co #l&co #george karim #flo bones #'the worlds bigger than the problem' #netflix is the Worst #stop canceling things before they have the chance to get going

[undercoverduggarblog]

just want to say congrats to the tumblr fundie snark community for managing to stay under the radar during all of this

#my husband said what if one of your posts is in the doc #i would simply die #just read a time article about the fundie snarkers and we didn’t even get a mention #i love hanging out under this rock with you guys

[techs-cyarika]

Thinking about Jean Kirstein asking to sketch a Tasteful nude of you to keep in the pocket of his shirt for luck 😭

#I would simply die #like we all know he’s constantly drawing the person he’s enamored with #but you know it’s real when he’s asking to paint you like one of those French girls #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirstein x you #aot x reader #snk x reader #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #jean kirstein

[wouldvebeensweet]

i don’t think anything would be more terrifying than waking up to a tswiftnz notif that aaron dessner is on stage with taylor in australia

#can you imagine #i would simply die

[suz7days]

all men? my baby would NEVER

#bucky x you #buckybarnes #sebastian stan #sebastian x y/n #sebastian stan fanfiction #beefy daddy #bucky barnes #bucky x reader #i love him #beefy #marvel #hot as fuck #i would simply die #all men #winter soldier #omg #i love this #bucky barns x reader #bucky x y/n #bucky fanfic

[ifindtheartifacts]

I was talking to my friend about surprise songs and I was like “I’m feeling Cornelia Street” and SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY “exactly Cornelia Street and you’re losing me”

#I would die #I would simply die

[waterloggeddaughter]

I saw your tin at the potluck and it was full... Yeah the whole time..

#im not even joking this is my nightmare #i would simply die

[feralgodmothers]

So there was this one interview where Nicholas Hoult revealed that he auditioned for the role of Jon Snow (and didn’t get it obviously)

and all I can think about is how I could see him playing Robb Stark

and now I’m envisioning his sad-kitten-anime-eyes during the red wedding

#txt #personal #nicholas hoult #figures #GoT #I would simply die

[vonlipvig]

you better uphold democracy then mr prozd

#NO BUT THEY ALREADY GOT ME WITH THE APRIL FOOLS PRANK CMON #i would simply Die #according to jules

[meownotgood]

MAGS!! i was scrolling through pinterest and saw this manga panel and thought of aki </3 cause of the hair style djdjdjdjddj

also the panel is from kaichou wa maid-sama in case anyone wants to know 😭

AKI IN MAID OUTFIT AKI IN MAID OUTFIT AKI IN MAID OUTFIT AKI IN

the way I would go literally INSANE like imagine aki doing chores around the house in a a cute maid uniform aabahajwnwjjdjee

#I would simply die #the hair is kind of like his style.... I can see it #kind of like his earlier style in the manga #when he had more of a tuft of hair for a ponytail instead of the foot long topknot we know and love today lmfao #ask mags