#Kat Round 3

[platinumaspiration]

Cass and Tara are very much one of those old soul couples. Cass likes her natural and neutral witchcraft, taking time in the evenings after work to study - very on brand for her Goth name. Tara adores her cats and teaches them new tricks as she can.

Of course, their free time is limited since the arrival of Aurora. And they couldn’t be happier. While Aurora wasn’t born a witch, Cass can still help her to appreciate the craft. Tara spends time teaching her how to speak simlish first.

And as always, the nanny is garbage. Aurora couldn’t hold it anymore and mimicked the cats.

#uberhood #round 3 #kat household #Cassandra goth #tara kat

[lesbiangiratina]

I think theyre a mutual in law so sorry </3 but um i saw someone say hiei and kurama can be a bit 2 dimensional. And uh actually no thats just hiei. Thats literally just hiei. Until like the last arc. Hes my little guy but also hes barely a character until the end of the series. Its not his fault. And the anime did try to help him out a little bit. But its just hiei. A significant part of watching yyh with my friend/s has been making fun of how little togashi cared about hiei bc its so funny when you notice how often he gets sidelined. And we’re not even at chapter black where hiei fucks off for most of the arc and then spends like a third of his actual screen time asleep. Also sometimes togashi just ignores and/or forgets shit he wrote about him. Its not my fault if someone cant separate kurama and hiei. Im not malding. Im not so defensive over my freak that i could cry. Im going back to bed i slept 4 hours. Im only awake rn to take my normal pills. I love you

#like… its obvious even from the beginning… #comparing their introductions isnt fair bc hiei wasnt intended to become a main character like kurama was #but well. that fact itself is a bit telling. innit #alsooooo… kurama’s fights tend to be heavily driven by some emotional aspect……. hiei just does shit <3 #hes pretty cool. but he is just kinda doing things <3 #LIKE think about the last round of the tournament… theres like. personal and emotional stakes to each fight. except hiei vs bui. lol #yusuke and kuwabara’s are both mostly about genkai while kurama’s is more personal #dealing with his fear of karasu and. kinda being the nail in the coffin for his identity problems for the rest of the series #also he kills himself he loves doing that. #i absolutely think there are aspects of kurama that were not explored enough #but that is why im so fucking crazy. i dont necessarily see it as a fault in togashi’s writing #as kurama. isnt the main character. and also togashi was like dying when he did try to go even deeper into his character #so it didnt go as far as togashi wanted i think #but im still fucking crazy. the groundwork alone mKes me fucking crazy #im sorry. im sorry. sorry #the kat goes meow

[melonpond]

bro Wendell and Wild had no right being that good of a movie

#melon rambles #I put off watching it for awhile because I wasn't really in a spooky movie mood #but I sat down to watch it today and bro. bro #I knew going into the movie that kat's parents were dead so I thought I was prepared #and then the movie was one emotional gut punch after another #the writing/story of the movie was AMAZING #I'd seen some people review that it was too fast or difficult to understand what was going on #but I actually felt like it did a great job of always keeping the plot moving without making it seem awkward or have an unnecessary lull #and then I also ended up really liking the visuals of the movie #stop motion animation my beloved <3 #when I first saw pictures of the movie I wasn't sure that I liked how the characters were styled #the exaggerated features of everyone's faces kind of caught me off guard because I've never really seen a movie styled like that #but I ended up really liking it when I watched it #and it's refreshing to see characters that all look different from eachother and don't just have a basic round face shape #also I really liked the music #both the soundtrack and the rock songs they included in there #anyways yeah good film

[riverblossom-valley]

round 3 update - new family bios - Bluewater edition

Tinker - Never did Stephen and Wanda did they'd be able to conceive again after Melody, but now they've got three more kids to love (and inevitably more down the line) - hopefully one of these younger ones will want to do more with the toy shop than they ever could.

Jacquet - Something in Gilbert's head snapped - he's decided to try and do more with the bakery than he's ever wanted to do before in his life. Could it be the female clientele that is enticing him? Why, yes, yes it is.

Landgraab - Running an up and coming multi-billion Simoleon business sure can get lonely. Malcolm may not show it but he does yearn to have someone by his side while those below him beg for mercy - maybe it's time to freshen up his online dating profile.

Ramirez - The Ramirez family has decided to put the business "on pause" while they adjust to having a little one in the house again. Once she's more independent, Checo hopes to integrate Tessa into working part-time at the store while Lisa continually scours the "help wanted" ads for something in the Medical field.

Delarosa - Florence's little flower shop sure is blooming…pun-intended. She would've never guessed her arrangements and bouquets would be in such high demand; she's even thought of coercing that new boyfriend of hers to step in to help every now and then.

Gieke - Chester certainly has broken a bit out of the Gieke mold, finding a partner for himself in his cat-obsessed neighbor. When they inevitably merge households, there's going to be a lot more noise than originally accounted for - can Chester adjust? Or will the incessant mewling and meowing be too much for his ears and sanity?

Larson - Jason and Jodie have officially entered the business game - they haven't 100% decided what to do with their little space but it's theirs and they couldn't be more thrilled!

Kat - Her mother would be proud - Tara has surrounded herself with many furry felines AND has found a boyfriend to boot. Who said crazy cat lady was a title you had to avoid?

Kim - Adjusting to the "common" life has gone smoother than expected for the Kims - they've all been dabbling in show business and entertainment, just for that little hit of the limelight, and have casted two new children into their home. Their house is starting to feel a bit cramped, though - will they be able to leave their beloved set behind for the sake of their growing family?

#the sims 2 #sims 2 #ts2 #riverblossom valley #bluewater village #round 3 #update #family bios #tinker #jacquet #landgraab #ramirez #delarosa #gieke #larson #kat #kim

[bkgml]

Omg! Just found your profile and I literally fell in love with your writing, it’s AMAZING! That’s why I’m here to request a Bakugo x fem!reader where the reader has a telekinesis quirk and overworks herself during practice. After that Katsuki can’t seem to find her anywhere until he searches in her room and find her in bed with lights off and just enter protective boyfriend mode? Thank you so much, hope you’ll write it! 🧡🧡🧡

you felt your head pounding as you stare down at the gym mat. you’ve been training heavily all afternoon and you feel yourself getting closer and closer to your limit.

“yn, you good?” sero asks stepping closer to your hunched over form.

your eyebrows furrow and your ears ring. god your head is pounding.

“yeah.” you mutter weakly, breathing deeply through your nose.

“you’ve trained enough for today, go rest up for the test tomorrow.” he says sternly.

“no i’m good, one more round.” you say, standing to your full height in an attempt to mask your pain.

“you’re gonna fucking pass out. go upstairs.” he says, pushing you gently in the direction of the gym doors.

“fine fine i’m going.” you laugh weakly, stumbling outside.

“and drink some fucking water!” he yells.

****************************************************

“i’m gonna kick your ass.” katsuki snarls.

kirishima just knocked him down and katsuki is not happy.

“bro, you’re getting weaker.” kirishima teases, way to poke the beast.

katsuki launches into another attack, pummeling kirishima.

****************************************************

after your quick shower, you stumbled into bed and pulled out your phone.

*calling: katsuki <3*

straight to voicemail.

you sigh, trying to relax, but the stress of your combat test as well as your sore muscles are forcing you to stay awake.

*calling: serooo*

“yo, yn! this fight is crazy, kirishima and bakugou are killing it!”

“nice!” you attempt to sound excited, but you feel like shit.

“…so, katsuki’s still training then?” you say sadly.

“uh yeah he is, do you want me to get him though?” he offers.

“no, it’s okay. just tell him to call me when he’s free, okay?”

“yeah, course. bye, feel better!” he cheers.

“bye sero.” you mumble, arm flopping back on the bed.

you’re so frustrated. you just want to relax and sleep but you can’t manage to.

****************************************************

“hey bakugou.” sero says, running up to him after katsuki finishes sparring.

“hm?” he hums while chugging his water.

“yn told me to tell you to call her.” katsuki’s eyes furrow.

“where is she?” he asks.

“she’s in her dorm. she overworked herself during training, looked like shit.” he replies.

katsuki frowns deeply, pushing past sero and through the gym doors.

“fuckin told her… don’t overwork yourself… just can’t listen.” he grumbles, trudging in the direction of your dorm.

he creaks your door open slowly to not wake you.

“suki?” you murmur, head lifting to peer at your door.

“what are you doing up?” he sighs.

“can’t sleep.” you whine.

“yn i told you not to fuckin overwork yourself.” he grumbles, shutting the door behind him.

“i’m just really stressed out right now, kats. ‘m sorry.”

he sighs, walking over to thread his fingers through your hair.

“i know angel. we can train more tomorrow, you just need to rest properly in between spars, okay?” he says, kissing your forehead softly.

you nod and grab his hand.

“come here.” you whisper, eyes flicking up to his.

“i’m so sweaty. gonna have a quick shower.” he explains and you frown lightly.

“5 minutes. just rest, alright?” he kisses your head before walking into your bathroom.

you try to breathe and relax to the white noise of the shower but your headache overpowers your exhaustion.

****************************************************

“why aren’t you asleep?” he frowns, grabbing boxers from a drawer he occupies.

“i can’t, im too nervous for the test.” you frown, getting frustrated.

“you’re going to pass, i promise.” he says, dragging the towel over his hair while walking over to you.

your frustration builds tears in your eyes causing you to turn away from him.

katsuki sighs, climbing into bed and cradling you gently.

quiet sobs fill the room and you bring your hand up to harshly wipe at your eyes.

“let me kiss you.” he mumbles into your shoulder.

you turn in his grip and bury your face into his chest.

you remain there until your tears stop and you lift your head to look into his eyes, pecking his lips.

he stops you from pulling away by resting his hand on the back of your head, thumb rubbing up and down to massage your scalp.

you sigh into the kiss and feel your eyelids grow heavy.

“sleep now.” he murmurs against your hairline.

you nose at his jaw softly, tucking your face into his neck.

“night.”

he cradles you in his arms.

“night.” he says, smiling against your scalp.

#bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou x you #bakugou x yn #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugo katsuki x reader

[phanchester]

since there are so many data nerd phannies i decided to make a compilation of all the spreadsheets i could find - lmk if i missed any or if you want me to add any additional details <3

last updated: 29/04/23

actively updating spreadsheets

dan and phil uploads from 2021-2024

dan and phil’s upload schedule from all their channels with days and dates

amount of days in between videos in each channel

pie charts of days of the week they upload

made by @ahappydnp 

everything dan and phil related

all of dan and phil’s video links from all their channels from all their accounts (including super amazing project, snapchat, vine, tiktok and more)

all of dan and phil’s radio shows, including reuploads and playlists, as well as the dan vs phil, fan war and internet news if available for each show with misc clips and written recaps

all of dan and phil’s liveshows, including some written recaps and the app where it was originally posted

all of dan and phil’s vyous including the question they were answering

all of dan and phil’s collaborations and video features (even if they were in the background), including the channel they were originally uploaded on 

all of dan and phil’s interviews

all of dan and phil’s merch, including originally shop links and links to the phandom wiki which has further information

all of dan and phil’s professional photos as well as some fan photos, including the event, photographer and platform

the dates and statuses of each of these videos (lost, archived, unlisted or public)

made by @stillarchivingdnp

dan and phil 2024 upload stats

each of their 2024 videos with channel, upload date, upload time in uk, length, sponsor and editor/s (if applicable) with an accompanying colour-coded calendar

(for amazingphil videos) whether dan featured and (for dapg videos) whether it was gaming/talking and who tweeted it

interactive part where you can see the time period between two videos

averages, maximums and minimums for times between uploads, upload times and runtimes with accompanying graphs

percentage of videos with other editors, with pie charts for all channels and each channel

made by @dnpbeats

all or nothing: dan vs phil season 2

all of the games for season 2, with the year they played them and the results with and without all or nothing coming into play

how often all or nothing came into play and who suggested it

the general impact of all or nothing

made by @organized-chaotic-disaster

dan and phil saying “i love you”

when dan and/or phil said ily

the video and timestamp from when they said ily and whether it was prompted

pie chart of dan or phil saying ily

made by @ahappydnp

games where one of them decides the winner

date and link for each video

overall winner with the winner for each round

breakdown of the amount of times each of them have won each round and the percentage phil has won

made by @dnpbeats

dan and phil 2024 upload schedule

upload date for each video, with the day of the week and approximate time it was uploaded in cst, including the most common and second most common upload day for dapg

days between each upload, including the longest gap, shortest gap, average gap and first and second most common gap for dapg

a colour-coded calendar displaying the upload schedule for dapg and amazingphil

made by @kat-aa

completed spreadsheets

all or nothing: dan vs phil season 1 with a great accompanying document with further details and analysis of the data

all of the games they played, with the year they played them and the results with and without all or nothing coming into play

how often all or nothing came into play and who suggested it

the general impact of all or nothing

made by @organized-chaotic-disaster 

youtuber tours

(not necessarily dnp but it includes them!)

120 different tours, including the creators, names, dates, countries, links (if available) and producers (if applicable)

each tours’ venue capacity range, average and total attendance

individual tour show breakdown with city, state, country and additional notes

data on each venue’s capacity, number of tours, and which youtuber went to each venue

data on each country’s amount of shows, broken down into states and cities

made by @stillarchivingdnp 

gamingmas 2023 schedule

all gamingmas video titles from 2023

the time each video was uploaded in gmt

made by @cactuslester

spreadsheet screenshots in posts

listening trends in all or nothing

scatter graph for the correlation between track number and number of listens

analysis of the data

made by @serendipnpipity

analysis of dnp’s letterboxd ratings and movies with part 1 and part 2

(pt 1) rating distributions for all the movies they’ve rated, including details about which movies one rated higher than the other, and which movies they rated the same

(pt 1) a list of their five-star movies

(pt 1) a list of movies one logged but not the other

(pt 1) cute little misc notes about the specific movies and dates

(pt 2) ratings broken down into genre, studio and franchise with accompanying bar charts

made by @philsrosesweatshirt

views on post-hiatus dapg videos after specific time frames

i believe this is a work of progress!

video titles with the dates and months, along with details of whether they were sponsored or had external editors

view count after 24 hours, 48 hours, 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 months and 6 months

made by @goldenpinof

favourite dnp tour song statistics

years phannies started watching vs the year they joined the phandom represented in a bar graph

favourite dnp tour song in a donut pie graph and a bar graph

favourite song vs year joined represented in a bar graph

made by @serendipnpipity

#yes i was thinking abt making a spreadsheet for this... #but i thought that was too ridiculous #dan and phil #phan #phil lester #amazingphil #daniel howell #dan howell #danisnotonfire #spreadsheets #excel #data analysis

[youremyheaven]

The Astrology of Appearance pt 3

check out part 1 and part 2

MOON (eyes)

in my previous post i had mentioned how Moon dominant women tend to have medium to large protruding eyes and often have heavy eyelids as well. here are some more examples.

(L to R)

Alexandra Daddario- Rohini Moon

Billie Eilish- Shravana Moon

Deepika Padukone- Shravana Rising

Thora Birch- Hasta Moon

(L to R)

Natassja Kinski- Shravana Sun

Sobhita Dhulipala- Rohini Sun & stellium

Jihyo- Shravana Sun

Anncy Twinkle- Shravana Sun

SUN (eyes)

the sun is specifically associated with the right eye but its been hard for me to find examples of celebrities with one prominent eye lmao 😭so ill just tell you about the appearance of the eyes of solar natives in general. Solar eyes are the most easy to identify because they're usually the smallest/narrowest. these natives have small, long, narrow eyes with hooded eyelids/no eyelid space ( they don't have "double eyelids").

(L to R)

Jennie- Uttarashada Sun

Emily Deschanel- Krittika Moon

Amber Heard- Uttaraphalguni Moon

Ornella Muti- Uttaraphalguni Moon

(L to R)

Miranda Cosgrove- Krittika Sun

Sade- Uttarashada Sun

Aaliyah- Uttarashada Sun

Lauren Bacall-Uttaraphalguni Sun

KETU (head shape)

Whilst Ketu is generally associated with torso/stomach, in my observations I have noticed how many Ketu natives have an oblong or oval shaped face and forehead with their hair framing their face in a similar way. I would say Ketu ruled women have the longest face shapes.

(L to R)

Jennifer Beals- Ashwini rising

Billie Eilish- Mula Sun

Kat Dennings- Magha Moon

Victoria Beckham- Ashwini Sun

(L to R)

Emmy Rossum- Mula Moon

Anjelica Huston- Mula rising

Ellie Goulding- Mula Moon

Nicole Scherzinger- Ashwini Moon

Jessica Jung- Ashwini Sun & Venus with Magha Ketu

RAHU (face shape)

I have noticed that most Rahuvian women tend to have small round ish faces with a very small chin. They have soft faces and short chins. Their faces are horizontally little wide but very short and have tapered chins.

(L to R)

Claudia Schiffer- Swati Rising

Princess Diana- Ardra Sun

Mia Wasikowska- Swati Sun

Audrey Hepburn- Shatabhisha Moon

Charli XcX- Ardra Rising

#sidereal astrology #astrology notes #astrology observations #vedic astro notes #astrology #nakshatras #vedic astrology #astro notes #astro observations #astroblr #astro beauty #shatabhisha #rahu #swati #ardra #ketu #magha #mula #ashwini

[tootiecakes234]

This TikTok inspired me😭

So you and Katsuki are doing this challenge where the two of you take turns placing cups on top of your heads and the other person has a soft ball they are using to knock off said cup (preferably without hitting your partner). One person standing and the other sitting.

“Ok so do you want to throw first or sit first” you asked him.

“I want to not fucking do this”, he was looking at you like he was already over it and you hadn’t even started.

“Well that wasn’t one of your options, so I guess you wanna sit first. That’s good cuz I wanna throw.”

He mumbled something under his breath but the only words you caught were crazy and breakup. Whatever.

He plopped himself down and you handed him the red solo cup to put on his head.

“Is it gonna fit over that hair of yours?”, you giggled at him.

He turned around to glare at you and you shut your mouth before he got up and left you here.

There were more grumbles while he tried to fit the cup evenly on his head.

“Ok let’s get this over with.”

You moved to get behind him. You have 3 balls which means you have 3 chances to knock the cup off.

“Alrighty, here we go”, you were more warning him as you got lined up to throw.

You throw the first one it doesn’t touch him or the cup. You see Katsuki shoulders shake .

“That was a practice round. I’m gonna hit it with this next one”, you said a matter of factly.

“Sure you will”, he didn’t have to be so damn smug.

You threw the next one and it smacked him in the back of the head.

There are daggers in his eyes when he turns around.

“What?! I’m trying! Your head is too big a target for the little c- wait wait. I’m sorry. I take it back. Please sit down.” You had to pull out the puppy dog eyes cuz he was already on his feet about to leave.

“Fucking focus. Ya only got one left. I can’t be a pro hero dating someone with 0aim. It’s embarrassing.”, he said as he sat back down and sat the cup back up.

“Ok. Ok. I got it.” You rally did your best this time but it ended up hitting him in the head again. “Damn”

“You have absolutely no hand eye coordination. I can’t believe you’ve survived this long”

“Well the year is 2023. I don’t have to go around aiming and firing at people asshole.” Now you were grumbling.

“My turn. Sit your ass down.”

You sat down and placed the cup on your head.

“Ready?”, you could hear the grin he was sporting right now.

“Kat please down smack me in the back of the head on purpose. I was really tr-woah!!”, you screamed out of shock more than anything. The cup had fallen to the ground before you could finish your sentence.

“Now that’s how it’s done” you turned around to see him smiling.

“Beginners luck. You still got 2 more balls.”

“Hell yea I do.”, chuckling bastard.

“Come on. And can you give me a heads up this time.”

“Fine. 3. 2. 1.” And again the cup was tumbling off your head. “See the key is to picture where you want the ball to go”

“Shut up and throw the next ball Mr. Know it all.”

Katsuki was good at everything he tried and yes he was a professional hero but that doesn’t mean he gets to be smug.

“3. 2. 1.” The intention this time was to make it a moving target so you moved your head slightly to the side at the last minute.

Please explain to me why the cup was on the ground and the ball had knocked it there.

Katsuki made you jump a little before he whispered “Nice try pretty girl, but ya gotta be quicker than that”

“I don’t wanna play anymore games with you. You suck.”

“Wait no, let’s go again. I kinda like it. You wanna put some money on it.”

But you were already in your room and slamming the door.

Your boyfriend really sucked.

*this man is a sore winner and I’m 100% sure he gloated the rest of the day. Making little sly ass comments.

#imagine #bakugou x reader #mha fanfiction #bakugou drabble #drabble #katsuki bakugo mha #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo headcanons #bakugou katsuki #fluff

[mylancap1]

CINTA BERSEGI: DATIN SHIDA THE MILF (PART IV)

Selesai semua review untuk episode Cinta Bersegi dengan penampilan 3 girls yang sangat berlibido tinggi, cuma tak sama background & sexual taste masing-masing. Ada yang tanya aku umur dorang. Lupa aku nak bagitau, semua girls tu dalam age yang sangat ranum. Kemuncak sexual bergelora.

Untuk tahun 2023, umur dorang:

BAKHTIAR - 27 y/o

AMIN - 23 y/o

SHAKIRA - 26 y/o

TASNEEM - 27 y/o

FAZRINA - 25 y/o

Dekat sini boleh dah nampak pattern sexual dorang macam mana. Fazrina & Bakhtiar je yang cliche. Lelaki senior sikit, girl junior. Ayra dan Tasneem nampaknya sangat suka layan dick muda. Tasneem especially dapat dick yang sangat-sangat fresh. Fresh bukan kata tak pernah make love sebelum sebab darkside Amin pun banyak. Fresh dalam erti kata berurat, boleh layan berapa round sampai girl puas. Macam tu maskudnya. Sebab tu married 5 bulan dah terus lekat.

Tapi dalam semua tu, ada lagi 1 figura yang selalu aku lenjan. Kalau ada dah fapping Shakira, Tasneem, Fazrina bergilir-gilir sampai lunyai, dick aku akan terbangun dengan mencanak 100% bila aku habiskan dengan woman ni. Selalunya aura MILF susah nak dibendung. Boleh jadi penegang dick yang dah lembik dengan sekelip mata.

Dalam senarai 5 orang kat atas, ada sorang MILF:

DATIN SHIDA - Awal 40 an, mommy kepada Amin & wife kepada VIP.

Umur 40 dia dah dapat son yang married, means dia kahwin sangat awal. Libido yang membuak-buak masa remaja terpaksa dihabiskan dengan marriage. Tapi bila dah masuk sweet 40, semua stabil. Nafsu yang lama terpendam kembali bernyawa. Datin Shida perlukan sexual journey yang paling maximum pada umur macam ni. Betul la research sebut woman umur 40 nafsu dia menggila lebih dari zaman remaja.

Mommy Shida boleh jadi berada di top 1 berbanding woman lain kalau mood untuk MILF datang, seriously. Dengan muka yang flawless, body dia tak boleh la nak harapkan macam anak dara. Tapi fair enough, montok, gebu, besar dan sangat bernafsu tinggi. Skin dia memang licin dan putih. Nampak juga aura keibuan dia diselindung di sebalik perasaan notty & wild yang membuak-buak.

Cara dia berjalan, posture masa dia duduk menampakkan dia elite class, sesuai la dengan pangkat dia. Membayangkan macam mana kalau dia dominate partner dekat ranjang. Datin Shida akan kenakan lingerie paling premium dengan bold colors sampaikan sapa-sapa guys pun boleh mencanak naik bila tengok segunung boobs Datin diselimuti bra & panties yang mahal. Dengan sexy perfume, takkan ada sesiapa tak terangsang bila tercium. Damn.

Dengan hijab yang sengaja dipakai untuk ikut trend, sebenarnya itu lebih menaikkan nafsu aku to be honest. Dia gayakan dekat living room yang 1st class membuatkan aku teringin nak fuck dia dekat sofa luxury yang dia duduk. Mulakan dengan mish position sampai dia dah rasa khayal, lepas tu rangsang dia untuk doggy, then angkat dia untuk dia ride sepuas hati. Bila dia dah hampir nak cum, angkat untuk standing position. Lenjan sepuas hati sampai Datin Shida kejang. Ahhhhh fuck.

Ahhhh mommy... ahh datin. Please belanja more. Boobs MILF tu memang medium paling utama untuk sapa-sapa attack. Shape yang masih solid, tak saggy menunjukkan cara dia jaga body power. Besar sial tetek Datin Shida. Cara layan Datin Shida tips dia jangan gelojoh. Slowly but surely. Long foreplay sangat membantu. Sampai la dia akan minta dan merengek untuk undress semua sexy outfit yang dia pakai.

Fucking shit. Are you ready to fuck me, mommy? Please... ahhhh

RATING

Face 7/10

Muka yang sederhana. Tak terlalu notty, tak terlalu nerdy. Di pertengahan. Maybe banyak diselindungi oleh jiwa keibuan dia. Mommy Shida akan berjiwa sangat lembut di luar dan sangat wild bila di ranjang. Masa tu muka dia akan berubah sangat sexy.

Boobs 8.5/10

Bagi aku, boobs Datin Shida dah kategori sangat perfect. Besar & solid gila. Membulat kalau ada candid baju dia kena tiup angin. Ahhhh, tapi susah gila nak jumpa moment dia belanja kaw kaw. Itu la penyebab markah penuh tak boleh bagi. Kalau tak, confirm full marks.

Butt 7/10

Sama macam boobs. Butt dia sangat padu. Pernah la sekali dua dia belanja butt masa tengah workout di gym. Tapi jarang dia tunjukkan aset tu. Datin memang jenis reserved dekat public. Masa dengan bff or partner baru la jiwa sexy dia automatic datang. Masa tu semua yang tengok butt dia akan terpegun.

Body Cutting 7/10

Above par bagi aku. Boddy cutting MILF tak boleh samakan dengan anak dara. Tapi aku dah rasa body Datin Shida menyerlah. Dia bukan body jenis skinny yang tak rasa apa-apa boleh tengah fuck. Tapi jenis yang kita boleh rasa kemontokan tu. Memang best untuk licking & sucking 1 body.

Sexual Attractiveness 7.5/10

Macam aku cakap Datin tak akan show off benda ni dekat public. Tapi dia jenis suka deep talk. Dia boleh pillow talk pasal sexual journey dia dengan bff masa travel. Masa tu preferences & sexual taste dia nampak sangat high. Masa tu la attractive gila. Dan benda tu dia akan apply masa make love dengan partner. Datin Shida boleh express, ajar & guide orang lain. Tu kelebihan dia.

Others

Elite & social life. So banyak circle dia geng datin. Dorang akan bercerita tentang nafsu masing-masing bila jumpa. Macam mana perfomance partner. Apa lagi yang perlu explore. Moment macam ni memang mengghairahkan sesiapa saja yang terlibat. Kalau dorang rasa daring, dekat situ la vibrator akan berfungsi dan lessy scene akan wujud. Part ni aku akan story pada chapter lain.

OVERALL RATING

7/10

Ahhhhh your boobies so nice mommy. Wanna suck them so bad.

So yeahhh,

Siapa yang Datin Shida akan minat untuk share experiences, bagi guide & praktikkan ilmu sexual dia secara hands on?

Dengan menantu dia, Tasneem? Atau dengan kakak menantu dia, Shakira? Atau lebih jauh sikit dekat Fazrina?

Atau lebih wild, direct kepada boys. Bakhtiar... atau damnnnn hot, dengan her own son, Amin?

OMG.

#datinshida #mylancapreview

[cutiepieloves131]

Sidereal Vedic Beauty Indicators Pt.2​

ˋˏ✨ˎˊ Dhanishta: Very blessed and lucky placement! Dhanishta natives leave people to be starstruck and fascinated by them, and best believe the same goes with their beauty. Dhanishta individuals have glamorous and prepossessing beauty their feature medium to full long lips, triangular or rectangular face shapes, chins that are often quite squared, voluminous hair, and small to medium upturned eyes. They're the bombshell type of beauties, many blonde bombshells and celebrities have this placement in their charts, Dhanistha arose #2 highest after Pushya for women in Claire Nakti's beauty icon survey video. 🌟

Dhanishta Women {Left to Right}: Aaliyah, Jayne Mansfield, Megan Thee Stallion

ˋˏ✨ˎˊ Ashlesha: The ultimate seductress~ Ashlesha individuals are the true rulers of seduction. They're incredibly sexy and enthralling to the masses, with their cat-like beauty they're bound to be the center of trends just like the viral siren eyes vs doe eyes trend on tiktok, I noticed women that have siren eyes have Ashlesha placements in their big 3. Ashlesha natives features are sharp feline eyes that's medium to small in size that are very seductive, medium to large cheekbones, typically thin to medium in fullness, a pointed nose tip, with a narrow but gently wavy/bumpy bridge, and oval or oblong face shaped face. Extremely compelling people~🐈‍⬛

Ashlesha Women {Left to Right}: Sydney Harper, Marsai Martin, Edrianna Terrae

ˋˏ✨ˎˊ Hasta: Oh my gosh these people are beauteous and exquisite beings I swear! Hasta natives possess fairy-like beauty and even look like pixies it's so crazy! Hasta people have high and sharp cheekbones, thin to medium lip fullness, diamond face shape, medium to large almond eyes, naturally thin and arched brows. I'm completely blown away by their dazzling beauty, it looks like they popped right out of a fairy tale. What such magnificent beauties~🧚

Hasta Women {Left to Right}: Elsa Hosk, Jayde Pierce, Bella Hadid

ˋˏ✨ˎˊ Purva Phalguni: All I have to say about folks that have this placement are truly radiant and breathtaking... Purva Phalguni natives beauty is out of this world, their sultry and natural beauty magnetizes plenty of outsiders and what I noticed about them is that their skin and hair shines beautifully in the sun, its like the sun were meant for these people. Purva Phalguni folks beauty includes gleaming curly hair with a low and defined hairline, rounded forehead, horizontally long & bushy brows, reflective almond eyes that are radiant and dramatic tones with touches of gold and even reds, medium to full lips and a slightly squared lower lip, and a delicate square face shape. 🐀

Purva Phalguni Women {Left to Right}: Zendaya, Taylor Hill, Kat Graham

#nakshatras #vedic beauty #sidereal beauty indicators #dhanistha nakshatra #ashlesha nakshatra #hasta nakshatra #purva phalguni nakshatra #beauty indicators #vedic astro observations #vedic astrology #vedic astro notes

[insomniakisses]

hii! what kind of alpha do you think katherine would be and how she acts towards her omega? <3

A/n: omg Hiiiii!! I see u in my notifs alot 😄

Katherine Pierce as your alpha Headcannon

Character: katherin pierce nèe katerina patrova (The vampire diaries universe)

Reader type: G/n, omega, afab

Warning/notes: SFW & NSFW themes, nsfw stuff will be under the cut, MINORS DNI, OMEGAVERSE AU, true mates (soulmates)

Getting together (sfw)

- okay so this girl didnt know what to do when she caught feeling

- ofc she wants to jus pull u into her arms and hold u forever

- BUT

- shes under the impression u hate her along with the rest of ur friends (the mystic gang)

- and many supernaturals tbf girlie got some enemys

- also why shes unsure

- the last thing she wants is to hurt u or be why u r hurt

- your her fragile little human at the end of the day

- she confesses when shes trapped in the tomb (season 2) and a little whoozie from not having blood in her system

- elena pushed u in for her to feed on u in exchange for information about the originals

- she was 75% sure kat wouldnt kill u

- still kinda a dick move tho 😒

- kat imediatly feeds on u sinking her fangs into ur neck

- after a few mouthfuls her senses kick in

- her eyes go wide AFFFFFF

- from ur scent she can tell ur her true mate

- whimpers as she pulls away

- feeding u her blood for ur wound as she holds u closer

- knows now that she cant leg u go or ignore her feeling bc ur destined for eachother

- glares at elena

- elena is like ????

- “i gave u blood now u give me answers”

- que kat picking u up and speeding to the centre of the tomb

- she kisses ur healed neck softly as an apology

-“u should get better friends”

- “she didnt bite into my neck and almost kill me katerina”

- 😳😒 “i object to the first part, but say my name again?”

- “Katerina~”

- girlie is jus 😳 bc she loves how her name sounds on your tongue

- she shyly asks if she can kiss u

- you smirk at her and say youll give her a kiss everytime she tells u something about klaus and why elenas in danger

- pouty huffy baby but will agree.

- u gave her MANY kisses

- made u sit in her lap tho

General relationship hcs (sfw)

- PROTECTIVE

- she sees everyone and everything as a threat

- an unfortunate side affect from running for 500 years

- JEALOUS AF

- wants ur undivided and devoted attention 24/7

- she doesnt share whats hers

- so so so sooooo many kisses

- hugs hugs hugs

- your chair is her lap

- no arguments

- you will sit there with her arms round u as she kisses ur face and neck

- FEEDING ON YOU (if ur okay with that)

- your blood is the sweetest shes ever tasted

- shes sure its a mate thing bc u taste so divine

- loves jus having u on her lap sharing soft kisses

- trailing her kisses to ur neck and around ur mate mark

- kissing to your shoulder and sinking her fangs in

- rubbing ur back when u whine in pain

- drinking from u eyes closed and moaning in delight

- pulling away gently and kissing you

- biting into her lip till it bleeds into the kiss so u take her blood to heal urself

- did i mention cuddles?

- this a touch starved baby

- wants u in her arms all the time

- KISSES

- head kisses

- nose kisses

- cheek kisses

- any type of kisses and shes a soft soft baby

- insecure of your love sometimes

- questions why ur with a monster like her

- u jus tell her how much u love her and how perfect she is

- speaking of love

- when u told her you loved her she jus

- 🥺 “why?”

- </3333

NSFW

- OH UR FUCKEEEED

- shes rough

- R O U G H

- this girl will fuck u into a coma on a soft day

- choking

- spanking

- clit spanks / pinches

- nipple pulling / pinching

- marking (biting, scratches, bruises)

- ties u up

- owns a leg spreader but hardly uses it bc u cant out power her

- breeding press is her go to

- having u on ur back under her

- knees pushed to ur chest

- wrists tied to the headboard

- pussy spread wide for her

- her dick fucking hard fast and deep

- balls practically spanking ur ass and pussy as they hit u with ever thrust

- her hands propping her up

- hammering her hips into u

- biting and kissing at your neck, jaw, shoulders and chest

- occasionally feeding

- kissing u and sucking on ur tongue

- degrading u

- praising u

- calls u her little cock slut, cum dump, dirty whore etc

- fills u with 4-7 loads before popping her knot

- rubs ur clit till her knot goes down

- then she’ll pull out and round 2 starts 😉

AFTERCARE

- shushes ur whines as she pulls out of u

- kisses every mark on ur body so sofly

- praising u as she does

- soft soft touches and kisses

- speeds out to start a bath running

- uses every fancy and extortionately priced bathing product

- scoops u up and and places u on the sink counter

- kissing your head with a coo at the whine of how cold it is against ur bruised ass

- speeds off to change the sheets in vamp speed

- comes back and kisses you softly as she pulls u into her arms as she leans to flick the water off

- climbing into the bath with u

- setting u on her lap as she leans against the side of the bath

- your back against her chest

- slowly and gently washes u as u fall in and out of sleep

- the heat of the bath and all the relaxing products lulling u to sleep

- holding you until the water runs cold

- gently getting out with u in her arms and setting u onto the towel she placed atop the bed

- towelling u dry so soft and gentle as to not wake you

- picking you up and placing you under the covers

- getting in after you and pulling u into her arms softly nuzzling into your neck

A/n: I LOVE HER SM 🥹🥹

#the vampire diaries smut #the vampire diaries reactions #the vampire diaries x reader #the vampire diaries imagines #the vampire diaries fluff #tvd smut #tvd #tvd reactions #tvd x reader #tvd fluff #tvd imagines #the vampire diaries #katerina patrova #katerina x reader #katerina imagines #katerina headcannons #katerina patrova x reader #katerina patrova imagines #katherine pierce #katherine pierce x reader #katherine pierce imagines #katherine x reader #katherine imagines

[hoodharlow]

So I'd Rather Just

AN: everyone thank @sativachilombo <3 gif by @harlowgifs

Requested? My prima Kat

Warnings: smut

Word Count: 1.9k words

"Sober and focused, I cannot walk down no deli alleys

I still got the fellas 'round me, I love 'em and tell 'em proudly

My mama needs help adjusting, my father needs help accounting

I'm lookin' out heaven's window, I know that there's hell around me and—"

Miriam looked down at the monitor as Jack finished the last of his song. She motioned for him to walk out of the frame. She held out her hand and counted to five with her fingers. She closed her hand into a tight fist, letting the camera guy turn off the camera. 

"Okay and cut! That's a wrap!" She yelled. 

All the crew clapped and some of Jack's friends went to hug him. They were in Denver to film Jack's music video for Denver. Miriam was directing the music video and she thought they should film it in Colorado. So for the week they went to Denver. The mountain side was the last scene left to film and they finally finished it. He did a few where he was in his hotel suite with his friends, where he was on stage and where he was at a strip club having an existential crisis. 

Miriam looked over to one of the random goats roaming around and walked up to it. She squatted in front of him and began talking to it. 

"Jack, you were so good. This is gonna be a good one." The goat blinked and walked away. She used a boulder to push herself up. 

Jack was standing behind her with his hands on his hips. "You're not funny."

"Sorry, I saw white and a messy beard and confused y'all." Miria shrugged. 

Urban and Nemo coughed, hiding their laughs.

She went over to the camera crew and showed them her notes. She had outlined what she wanted for the music video and how to edit it. Jack watched one of the guys stare at her chest as she fluffed her hair back. She decided to opt out from wearing a bra under her halter top. Her nipples were on full display. Every so often the guy would look at them as Miriam talked. 

"Okay, if you have it done by Monday so we drop it on Wednesday that would be great." Neelam told the camera crew. She turned to Miriam. "If that's all, then we can head back to town. Are you guys going to your grandparents's place or back to the hotel?"

"We're going to your grandparents, right?" Jack asked Miriam.

"Whatever you want." She shrugged, wrapping her arms on his side. "Just know it's three hours from here."

"Yeah, let's go back to the hotel. We can drive in the morning." Jack nodded. 

They went hand in hand back to Miriam's G-Wagon. Jack helped Miriam into her side. He went over to Urban and his other friends and they briefly chatted on where to meet up for dinner. He bro-hugged them then walked back to the car. He was about to back out when a goat stood in front of them.

Miriam stuck her head out and yelled, "Jack quítate!" at it. With that the goat walked. 

"I hate you." Jack mumbled, as he gripped her headrest to go in reverse. 

"Then why do I have this?" She showed him the jewelry on her left hand.

"You're worth $25 million, I'd be an idiot not to give you that." He said, trying not to laugh. "I'm joking, I gave you that because I love you and I wanna grow old with you." 

"Mhm," she rolled her eyes.

"I'll even let you play whatever you want." Jack offered his phone to her.

"I mean this is my car so I should be able to play whatever I want." She said, queueing up 'Pocketful of Sunshine' as 'Drop the World' by Lil Wayne played.

"There's so many fucking goats." Jack commented as they drove.

"Fun fact, these goats aren't native to Colorado. They were brought in from Montana in 1947 for aesthetic and hunting purposes." Miriam explained. 

"Fucking nerd–"

"TAKE ME AWAYYYY, TO A SECRET PLACE. A SWEET ESCAPE, TAKE ME AWAYYY" Miriam belted out, cutting him off. 

Jack rolled his eyes and let her enjoy her white girl song. By the time they reached the actual highway that led them to Denver, they were hit with traffic. Miriam lowered the music and pulled herself into a ball. She rested her head on the headrest and dozed off. Jack took off his jacket and draped it over her. Almost two hours later they finally got to their hotel. 

"We might as well have gone to Aspen." Miriam grumbled. 

She got out of the car bent over backwards to stretch. She effortlessly pulled herself up without her hands and then twisted herself, cracking her back.

"Glow Stick, are you done?" Jack asked.

"No." Miriam said, proceeding to crack her knuckles and wrists. She pulled her curls into a messy bun. "Now I am."

Jack rolled his eyes. He grabbed their things from the backseat and they went straight to their room. 

Miriam began stripping and kicked off her leggings and top. She tossed her panties at Jack and went in the shower. He followed right behind her. Jack pressed himself onto Miriam, gently pushing her against the tile wall. He bent down and nipped at her neck. One of his hands went in between her thighs. 

"You're wet." He murmured against her neck.

"Yeah because I'm in the shower." She giggled. 

Jack pouted. "I wanna eat you out."

"Well I wanna eat dinner, so…"

They finished showering. Miriam changed into some KentuckyBoyTyler jeans and a simple cropped white tee and her Vans. She went in her tote and took out a big stack of ones. She weighed it in her hand and guessed it was about a thousand dollars.

"Is this yours?" She asked him. 

"Yeah I wanted to recreate the strip club scene." 

 "With only a thousand dollars? Kehlani threw more at me. Plus, I can't stand seeing you go through it when I shake ass."

"Given your talent it shouldn't surprise you that I look devastated." Jack said sarcastically. 

Miriam threw her empty tote at him, making him laugh. "Fuck you! Do you know how hard it is to twerk whilst doing the splits?"

*

Miriam opened one of the takeout bags they got for their leftovers and took out a slice of pizza. She ate while a handful of Jack's fans took pictures with him. They spotted Jack and Miriam while they ate but when they went to pay the fans followed them out, asking for pictures with Jack. Miriam went in the car to wait for him, but she was ready in case his fans got too in his face. She took mental notes of the videos she'd seen of his manager herd him away from fans. He waved goodbye at them and sauntered back to Miriam.

"Hi Mr. Popular." She said, singing popular like Kristen Chenoweth in Wicked.

"Yeah, yeah," he waved her off. 

The drive back to the hotel wasn't long. They retreated to their suite. Jack changed into his grey muscle tank and the grey sweats he wore when they filmed in the hotel room. Miriam took off her clothes and put on the yellow and brown striped shirt Jack wore. She plopped herself in the middle of the bed and scrolled through the channels to see what was on. Scoob was on Cartoon Network so she let it play. She tuned in just in time because a snippet of Jack's song played when the Scooby gang went trick or treating. 

"I always forget I made that song." Jack said, laying next to her. 

"That's literally my favorite song. Don't ever disrespect Yikes like that." She frowned. 

"What if I get a little disrespectful with you?" He quirked an eyebrow at her. 

"Okay." She smiled innocently. 

Jack pounced on her. He knelt in front of her and spread her legs so he'd have more room. They began kissing and nipping at each other. He kissed up her body, pushing his shirt up. One of his hands went down to tug her panties off, but she stopped him.

"Shit, I thought…" he said apologetically, sitting up. 

"No, I just wanna do this first." She pushed him against the pillows and got in between his legs. 

Miriam pushed back the sleeves of his shirt and laid on her stomach with her ass in the air. Jack tugged down his sweats. Miriam kept her brown eyes on Jack's blue ones as she took his cock and slowly stroked him. Her mouth practically watered at it. She sucked his tip and licked his sides.

"I wanted to call cut and spend hours doing this when we were filming you in bed." She muttered as she stroked him.

"Hours? You know I can't even last ten minutes when you– fuck!" He threw his head back feeling himself deep in Miriam's mouth. 

Miriam’s eyes never left Jack’s as she took him back in her mouth. His stomach began to contract after a few bobs, letting her know that he was close. Slowly, she pulled him out of her mouth until only his tip rested on her tongue. She widened her eyes, making her look more innocent as she stroked him. 

"Let me come in you." He panted. 

"You are?" She said in a duh tone.

"Your pussy smartass." He reached forward to her ass and smacked it.

"How do you want me?" She asked him. 

"Stay like that." Jack said, getting out of bed. 

He got behind her and pressed her back down so that only her ass was in the air for him. He knelt in front of her and aligned himself to her entrance, slowly pushing himself in her. Miriam quietly gasped as he slid in her. His hands gripped her waist, slowly rocking his hips into her.  

As the minutes passed, his thrusts got rougher, and Miriam couldn’t hold back. She begged Jack to keep fucking her at that irritatingly slow and rough pace she loved. He leaned over, his chest against her back. His lips kissed all over her neck as he continued to fuck Miriam. She pushed her hips back against him, lazily meeting his thrusts. Miriam pushed back her hips rougher to meet his thrusts. He gripped the long sleeve she wore with one hand, using it as an anchor, while the other went back down to her clit. Jack worked his fingers roughly as he pushed his hips into Miriam. He buried his face in her neck, kissing her sweet spot. Her quiet praises filled the room, egging him on. She quietly whimpered his name, lazily meeting his thrusts before her orgasm took over. Jack’s orgasm followed soon after, pushing himself deep inside. 

"Good?" He asked a few minutes later. 

"Like always." She hummed contently.

Her phone went off. She reached for it and rolled on her back while Jack laid next to her, toying with the hem of the shirt. 

"Solana sent me some teasers to post for Snooze since it comes out tomorrow." She said, showing him a picture of Jack sitting by SZA. 

"I can't believe you had me eat fries that were on her ass." Jack chuckled.

"You're right, that should have been me." 

"Personally I would rather eat our come off your pussy." He said, swiping his fingers in between her legs. 

"If you wanna eat me out just say that." She rolled her eyes. 

Jack smirked, "Actually, I want you to sit on my face." 

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#jack harlow #jack harlow smut #jack and miriam

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

Kat, can I get your thoughts on Levi and titty-fucking. I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. Levi being a secret freak and having an obsession with his partners chest.

Do you think Levi really wants to try it but is just too shy to ask? How would he go about doing it? Would he be more subby while it happens? Thoughts?

yes

god i think he would love sticking his dick in between your tits

like imagine the face that he would make upon you pushing your boobs up against his dick and how flushed his face would be because you KNOW he'd be hesitant to ask himself unless he was absolutely pussy drunk himself

and it wasn't because he was ashamed of having that obsession or anything, he just never got to asking about it. he just loved being against you and would get so fixated into it that it wasn't until a few rounds in that he would sit down and explicitly ask for the titty fucking

he might be a *little* shy at first, but i don't think that'd last for very long. if any shyness was there, i think it would be more along the lines of being unsure about your consent, so i think he'd be more comfortable with asking it the further along you were in your relationship.

i don't think he'd be subby, but he would be soft, especially if its the first time. it's very much a body worship type of vibe that would be going on between the two of you. he just wants to feel every part of you and today, it mean sticking his dick in between your tits. seeing the way you move under him and the way your tits are squeezed together makes him let out a deep, guttural groan.

also note that i was like 3-4 shots in while writing this djkfskdfj i'll write a full thing tomorrow if anyone actually wants it 👀👀

#tw: alcohol #kat rambles #thirsting for levi #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackermann x reader #levi heichou x reader #captain levi x reader #levi smut #n.sfw #levi #levi ackerman #levi ackermann #levi heichou #captain levi #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #shingeki no kyoujin

[anime-rambles]

Safe with Us: Part 2

Pairing: Alpha!KiriBaku x Omega!MidoriyaTwinReader

Type: Angst, hurt, forced scenting.

Word Count: 3300+

A/N: Thank you all so much for the support and love for my work, Part 2 is here, many new fics to follow. I have a new taglist form follow the link below and it will bring you too it. Much love as always, Tiff <3

(Please read update post)

Summary: You were Midroiya's twin, Bakugou's mate but life isn't easy and one day you were kidnapped, stripped from everything you know. Many years have passed, Bakugou has moved on but only now have you been able to escape, to return to your family. A family that has moved on.

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MASTERLIST

Bakugou held your hand the entire way to the door and before stepping inside Bakugou squeezed your hand one last time and walked in. The entrance way was huge and you could hear noise coming from a side room. A big booming laughter sounded from the room and different smells burst in your nose. You held Bakugou’s hand tighter just to make sure he was still there. You rounded the corner and you could see Midoriya which made you relax more. You looked around at everyone and could see about seven different people, you were not quite sure what their genders were because you are not used to using your senses but there was one thing for sure. The big red one at the back was definitely an alpha and he definitely was checking you out. 

“OMG DEKU, SHE’S ADORABLE” A high pitched voice sounded in front of your face and all you could see was pink. You backed up a little and didn't make eye contact, opting to hide at Bakugou side. “Look at that, green hair and all, definitely a Midoriya.” Another voice sounded to your right and someone was pulling at your hair gently. Bakugou just held you tighter, not saying much as he was used to the group. You whimpered slightly and tried to turn away again. You look at Midoriya and he was on the phone calling someone, you assumed it was his mate that was on patrol and you honestly couldn't wait to meet him but right now there were a lot. “Look at those cute freckles” Another voice said really close to you and you whimpered again, Bakguou went to speak but a loud voice sounded from across the room. 

“That’s enough, y/n has come a long way to be here and to join us, you can get to know her soon but right now she’s scared and half of you have to get to work, don't you” Kirishima said and raised his eyebrow and crossed his arms. You looked at Kirishima and nodded as a thank you. 

“So she can stay?” Midoriya asked as he put his phone away. Kirishima smiled and made his way to the large couch and sat down. “As if i would say no to your twin and Katsuki’s mate, stupid alphas.” Bakugou laughed and pulled you into a hug. He brought the two of you to the couch that Kirishima was sitting on, and he had placed you in the middle but you weren't squashed near him or anything. Bakugou was just letting you get used to the alpha. Midoriya sat on the other sofa, happily watching you. 

Bakugou reached for the remote and turned on a random film that had come up. He relaxed into the seat and tucked his arm around you. You couldn’t help but look at the mass of red beside you. You stared at this alpha, at his long red hair in a ponytail, you stared at his scar on his face, you stared at his lips and down his neck. You found yourself sniffing the air to see what he smelt like, Kirishima could feel you staring at him so he released some pheromones in the air. His arm that was resting on the back of the sofa was lazily rubbing Bakugou’s arm and his alpha was quite happy with the two of you. Your eyes met and Kirishima gave you a massive grin, causing you to giggle. 

You all could hear a crash at the front door and a lot of shuffling. Kirishima was up in an instant and Bakugou and Midoriya followed standing in front of you.   

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHINSO, LET ME THROUGH, I NEED TO KNOW SHE'S SAFE,” A voice shouted that you recognised. Kirishima took a step forward and left the room. 

“You can’t just barge in here, hawks, what is it you want?” 

“She’s here right, let me see here, I need to know she’s okay” the voice pleaded and it snapped in your brain, it's Tango. He’s alive. You shoved forward and ran to the front door. 

“TANNNGOOOO” You shouted and threw yourself at the man. 

“Oh thank god y/n.” He held you tight and spun you around. Bakugou growled at the male which caused Kirishima and Midoriya to join him. 

“Tango? Hawks, explain yourself NOW.” Kirishima ordered. You raised your eyebrow at Tango and the male released you but bopped your nose first, causing you to giggle. 

“Right okay, I will explain myself but first to y/n, not you.” Tango turned to you. 

“Okay baby bird, my name is Hawks, well Kiego, I was undercover in the league of villains and my job was to get omega’s like yourself out and home. You were my last mission and I have tried for years to get you home and I finally did it, you-” You cut tango, no hawks off. “I'm home, thank you.” You threw your arms around hawks. Bakugou growled again and Kirishima smacked the back of his head. 

“That explains it then, no wonder you’ve been coming and going all these years but why wouldn't you tell us, she’s my sister.” Midoriya asked. Hawks looked at him and took a breath. “I was too risky, this was an operation set up by Allmight, he believed if you were to know who he had found the both of you would rush in and save her-” Baukgou cut in “Damn right we would have, without question.” Hawks just looked at Bakugou like he had just proved his point. “Which is why you couldn’t know, there was a lot more omega’s needed saving if you were to jump in guns blazing then I would not have been able to save them.” Hawks turned to you again and held your arm. “I’m sorry it took so long baby bird, but he was so close to you and I couldn’t get you alone” 

You opened your mouth to speak but the front door opened, Midoriya bounded over to the new person. As hawks took a step to the side the new person's scent entered the room. It caught in your throat, and you froze on the stop. That smell, it was Dabi, he’s here to take you away again. You began to panic, tears left your eyes and you began to shake. Bakugou stepped forward to pull you into his arms but Kirishima had already done it as you started to lean towards him. He held you tightly not really knowing what was going on, Bakguou joined your side and tried to calm you down as best as he could but nothing was working. Midoriya made his way through the crowd that had formed and held someone's hand. 

“Y/n this is Shoto my ma- hey wait what’s going on” Midoriya pulled his hand from Todoroki who stood there awkwardly. You started to give into your panic and you could barely hear anything anymore. You could only smell and feel Dabi, his face entered your vision and you began to try and scratch the feeling of his hands off your skin. “Hey, hey, hey ‘mega stop, what’s going on, talk to us” Bakugou spoke and Kirishima knelt on the ground holding you tightly. 

“He’s here to take me away, please don’t let me go, I don’t wanna go, I don't wanna go” you said over and over again as you sobbed into Kirishima. “No one is going to take you away little one, tell me what’s going on” Kirishima said. 

“Dabi, he's here, it's Dabi” You whispered to the red head. “What does my brother have to do with this?” Todoroki asked. Midoriya held his mate in his arms. Hawks spoke up, “Well now you know who’s had her all these years, and she didn’t have her own room, it was his and her nest was all him.” You began to shake. “Shoto my boy, as someone who has been around your brother a lot, I will say you smell like him, you're a little sweeter but it's still there.” 

Todoroki was crushed, his mate’s twin sister already hated him and probably couldn’t be around him. Todoroki went to take a step back but Hawks blocked him. “I said they were similar, not the same. Y/n’s been through a lot, let her get used to your scent and she’ll be okay.” He nudged his shoulder and then nodded at Midoriya to take him away quietly. 

“Listen boys, I am used to integrating Omega’s back in society after ordeals and she's been through a lot, from what I heard she also never had a heat because someone marked her all those years ago which I'm guessing was you.” Hawks gestured on his neck to Bakugou who just tck’d. “So, with her finally being next to her mate and a dominant alpha, take her upstairs, calm her down with a bath, make a nest she can always fix it later and use your pheromones to coax her omega out. It will have to happen sooner rather than later. Once all this happens, her omega will recognise Todoroki as someone else and not as  D-A-B-I okay, cool” Hawk stood to his feet and nodded at Shinso as he left the house. “Gives us a call if you have any questions, laters'' 

You had fallen asleep in Kirishima's arms and he looked at Bakugou for a moment who looked devastated. Once the red head stood up with you in his arms Bakguou joined him. Kirishima couldn’t stop smiling, his alpha was so happy right now. You were so cute in his arms and he was even more excited at the prospects that he could be very overprotective over you. He loved minding the omega’s in the pack but he could not overstep too much as all of them had mates. Bakugou would often let him be overprotective of him like he was an omega, mothering him really, but only when no one was around and less often than Kirishima would want. 

Kirishima had often asked Bakugou about his mating mark but Bakugou would never really answer, only bypass the question so Kirishima just let it be but now it all made so much sense. Why him and Midoriya would often disappear on Midoriya’s birthday for a few hours and come back often very sad and in need of comfort. Kirishima reached his own room as he had the bigger bath. As he reached for the door Bakugou growled at him, Kirishima looked over his shoulder at the alpha and raised his eyebrow ignoring it and reached for the door again, Bakugou responded the same. As Kirkshima turned to look at Bakugou, you woke up and were looking at Kirishima. 

“Hello little one, we're just getting a bath for you, so I’m going to place you on my bed for a moment. Is that okay.” You looked up at him as he entered the room, Kirishima ignored the growling Bakugou outside who seemed to be struggling with his alpha at that moment. You nodded and released a happy chirp at him, making Kirishima chuckle. 

“Looks like someone’s omega is happy with me then.” Kirishima said as he placed you on his bed. He watched as you instantly sunk into his pillows and tried your best to squish and hide yourself in his blankets. “Make yourself at home, we’ll be back in a minute.” Kirishima made his way to the door and as soon as Bakugou made eye contact with him his demeanor changed. He was no longer cheerful fun alpha, no, he was the strong alpha, the strongest in the pack, a dominant,  the pack alpha. 

Kirishima closed the door, and as soon as the door clicked shut, he reached forward quickly grabbing Bakugou’s throat and shoved him up against the wall, not giving him time to react. He pumped threatening pheromones in the air and he’ll his throat tightly. Bakugou struggled at Kirishima. 

“You want to explain to me, Katsuki, why you were growling at me?” Kirishima stared deep into Bakugou’s eyes. 

“I, I, don’t know Eiji, i do-” Kirishima held his throat tighter. 

“Don’t you ever growl at me again Katsuki, how are we supposed to be altogether if you alpha only sees her as yours.” Bakugou choked slightly but Kirishima hold stayed, this was not about Bakugou, this was about forcing his Alpha back to submission otherwise this would never work. Bakugou knew this deep down, that why he wouldn’t fight back, 

“I’m sorry Eiji, I’ll try better.” 

“KNOW.YOUR.PLACE” Kirishima used his alpha voice on Bakugou and stared into his eyes. It was like he could see Bakugou’s alpha back down. Tears started to fill Bakugou’s eyes which caused Kirishima to release his hold. Bakugou fell forward and Kirishima caught him, holding him tight in his arms and Bakugou cried. 

“I'm so sorry Eiji, I don’t know what happened, I want us all to be together so bad because I know you’ll love her but my alpha-” Kirishima cut him off, “is just being your Alpha, stubborn as always.” Kirishima kissed his head and wiped his tears away. Once Bakugou's breath returned to normal, the pair broke away. “Come on, we have an omega to take care of and train.” Kirishima smiled at Bakugou, entering the room.  

He froze, Bakugou bumped into him. “What the hell shitty hair.” 

“Hey bro, wasn’t there an omega on our bed?” He questioned as Bakugou joined his side. Once he saw that you weren’t there he ran to the bathroom to check.. nothing . 

“Where the hell is she?” Bakugou frantically looked around the room, under the bed in the wardrobe, while Kirishima just stared at his bed, at the nest you began to build out of his clothes. Pride filled his chest. 

“Don’t panic, she’ll be back.” 

“Don’t panic? Don't panic? Are you kidding me,where the hell is she” Bakugou shouted at Kirishima. The redhead simply grabbed his shoulders and pointed at the bed, at the nest. “What?” Bakugou asked. “Silly alpha look again” Bakugou stared at the bed and back at Kirishima. 

“What? Its your bed, with a nest” Baukgou looked at Kirishima again like what he said did not click in his mind. Kirishima raised his eyebrow and waited for the shoe to drop. “SHE’S BUILDING A NEST” Bakugou shouted,with a grin plastered on his face. “Yes she is.” Kirishima said and placed a hand on his shoulder. 

You entered the room, your arms filled with things from Bakugou’s room. It was not hard to find. You simply followed your nose. You honestly did not know what you were doing but it felt right. You stood beside the two males for a moment and looking in the same direction. With your arms filled of Bakugou's clothes you moved forward, placing things around your nest making it comfortable. You climbed in, removing some of your clothes, and rubbed against all the material. 

Closed your eyes for a moment, and kept on rubbing at your scent glands on your neck and wrist. They were swollen and were very sore and itchy. You opened your eyes and looked at the alphas and huffed. 

“Awh poor little ‘mega, you need help with something.” Bakugou said and made his way forward to you, placing a hand on your chin and moving your head to the side to get a look at your glands. 

“Look Eijirou” Bakugou gestured for the other alpha to join him on the perimeter of your nest. Kirishima looked at your neck and you began to feel impatient with the two of them. Pulling your head away from Bakugou you huffed again and tried to itch the glands. 

“Hey, hey, hey, stop, don’t do that little one.” Kirishima spoke and held your hands away from your neck.

“Help, they’ve never done this before, they ache badly.” You whimpered to the alpha. Kirishima sat down on the bed, for a split second you growled at the alpha but he only raised his eyebrow and your omega stopped. Rubbing his hand on yours, he made his way to your wrist and slowly massaged your glands there. You whimpered under his touch, it hurt at the beginning but now it felt amazing. You bit your lip and closed your eyes, breathing in the scents in the room. 

“Katsuki, can you go get some gland ointment from the bathroom,” Kirishima spoke and still rubbed on your glands. 

“It’s okay little one, it's just your body reacting to being around us. You’ve probably never used your pheromones so much before huh?” You looked up to him, tears coming into your eyes. “So i’m a freak then” 

“What no? Why would you say that?” He asked. 

“Don’t know how to be an omega, don’t know what's going on with my body, don't know anything really.” You sniffled. 

“Well if you don't know how to omega as you’ve said, then how have you made such a beautiful nest then? Or these beautiful smells you're giving out” You purred at his compliment. 

“You’re glands just need a little massaging, many omegas get blocked glands every now and again. You should see Denki when his get at him, we have to put mittens on him to stop touching them, but we don't have to do that, do we little one.” Kirishima says and he nods behind you. You feel a shift behind you and you can feel Bakugou there. His nose tickles the side of your neck and he gently kisses your glands. Next you could feel him massage a cool gel onto them. It felt devine and you lent back into him, moaning as he worked the gel into your glands.  

You slowly could feel yourself getting lost in this comfort from both alpha’s, you could also feel yourself getting hotter and hotter and trying to get rid of more clothes that you were wearing. You wanted to lay down with both of them and tried to pull them with you but both would not budge. Sighing loudly you lock eyes with Kirishima who just laughs at your frown. 

“If you want us in your nest little one, all you have to do is ask but you also should know as to what that means for us all.” you frown again and look at Bakugou behind you, who has the same expression as Kirishima. 

“I might not know alot about being an omega, i know what inviting you both into this nest means I want that, I want to learn, I want you both to teach me and i-i—---i” You stutter, a deep pain within your catches you by surprise and you mean in response to it. After you catch your breath you look at the alphas again, something has shifted in the room and it excited you. 

“You what ‘mega” Bakugou asked. 

“Iwantyoubothtobemyalphaiwanthatverymuchindeed.” You mumble. Kirishima chuckled and looked at Bakugou. “Yup, she’s definitely a Midroiya.” Bakugou laughs at Kirishima's response and both wait for you to continue. 

“I want you both to be my alpha, I want you both in my nest.” You say looking at your hands. 

“Thought you’d never ask little one.” Kirishima said, bring your hands to his lips and kissed them. Bakugou shifted again behind you, entering your nest. His skin feeling very hot behind you, he lost his shirt at some point. He pulled you back onto him, pulling your lips towards him and kissed you fiercely. You felt the bed shift again and you looked at Kirishima who also had lost his shirt and smirked. 

“Now little one, let’s begin our lessons shall we?” He asked, grinning widely. You could see his canines perfectly, another pain shot through you which caused you to moan out loud. Both alpha’s chuckled. 

“This is going to be fun ‘mega.” Bakugou said into your neck, and as Kirishima moved to hover over you, sandwiches you between the two, you had to agree with him. This was definitely going to be fun. 

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A/N: part 2!! still kinda new to writing head cannons so sorry if it feels rushed

CW: flirting, some pet names

Genre: fluff

Word count: 0.9k

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Part 1

if everything is pretty quiet, you’ll visit kiri’s patrol spots and say hi before going off to finish your rounds.

you three go out for dinner when bakugo makes it as #2 hero.

over time, there’s a longing tension between the three of you; eijirou will start to become more clingy (obviously asking if it’s ok first) and katsuki will bring “extra lunch” and spare it to you or eiji cause “i’m in a good mood” every. time.

sharing glances with katsuki whenever you cook together

eijirou’s hands roaming your arms and shoulders, messaging them to help you relax

catching katsuki barely brush his hand against eijirou’s before swiftly pulling away.

more movie nights=more cuddling/falling asleep together.

late night calls with both of them while you just rant and talk about anything

it was eijirou who made the first move at confessing his feelings to both of you; it was during a call the three of you were in. he said it so abruptly that you and katsu almost missed it. it was silent for a bit, but you admitted your feelings for the other two as well, then followed katsuki.

it was like someone released all the air out of a balloon ready to pop, all the feelings came out, every perspective being shared about how you all fell for each other.

the call got so intense you all decided to just meet up at katsuki’s house.

once you saw each other, you just hugged.

it was mainly you and kiri dragging baku into the hug, but at one point, he stopped resisting and wrapped his arms around you both. “idiots <3”

stopping by each others places after your shifts became waaayyy more frequent, so much so you suggested making over night bags to leave at the others’ houses.

now, you don’t even notify that your coming over, you’ll just show up and kats will already have finished making dinner for you. “be grateful i even made enough for you.”

or eiji who will pamper you once you come over. “i’ll start a bath for you, and then we can do take out and a movie!!”

if you’re working late, your boys will send a selfie of them together. “miss you baby<3 stay safe 🦈😡” you immediately put the photo as your wallpaper

waking up for middle of the night calls when one of you has a nightmare

katsuki= master chef

you and eijirou= master taste testers, and there no need for a bias, katsuki’s cooking will always excel

“you already got a sample, you’ll have to wait ‘till we eat.” “but katsukiiiiiiii, it’s sooo good, and i’m so hungry, just one more bite!” “No!”

for a while, your schedules almost never line up, too busy to even visit each other after work. it’s to the point, where you go almost 2 months without proper time to talk to each other without it being over a screen.

but you persevere; you can somewhat cook too, and make lunch for them on your day off and visit them at their agency to drop it off.

your bfs will send flowers bouquets/fruit baskets to your agency

by a miracle, your schedules line up for two consecutive days off the three of you share, and you are not gonna waste it.

you three plan on going to the beach in the morning for breakfast, renting bikes to ride around the city, skip lunch and visit the aquarium, and grab dinner before heading back to katsuki’s for a movie night.

while kats was deciding which movie to put on the queue for movie night, you and eiji rant about how nice cuddling together feels after so long, sharing how you missed seeing each other after shifts. “no man should ever go so long without seeing his beautiful partners.”

you talk about missing cooking for each other and going out together and how today was such a recharge for you all. smaller thing like hugging and kissing were also mentioned.

“god you two, just move in already.”

said so casually, there was an abrupt stillness to the moment

in shocked silence, you and eijirou share a look. “katsuki…”

“it was just an idea! it’s not that big a deal.”

“not that big of a deal?!?!”

“look, it’ll be more convenient for all of us if we all just lived under the same roof. that way we can just come home to each other. plus, this house is too big for me to be by myself…” you notice his blush and the fact that he can’t look at either of you.

you recall on how kats had mentioned before about the house being bigger than what he would prefer, but with money not being an issue (being the #2 hero), he bought the house anyway. secretly, he bought it mainly because you and eiji loved it when he invited you two to visit the open house.

you and eijirou share another look, assurance now replacing previous astonishment

“well?”

…

“i’ll call off this weekend to pack.”

“we have tomorrow off, why wait?”

there’s a tension in the air, but it’s not bad. you look at each other and cant help but feel giddy.

you all break out into smiles and blushes and hugs and kisses and lay on each other and at one point, kats tackles both of you so you’re laying back on the bed.

giggles are shared, more kisses are planted, and you’re all so focused on planning tomorrow’s moving day that you fall asleep without picking a movie.

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