#Quora

[toastbutteregg]

follow me on twitter (toastbutteregg) for more memes and personal updates!! (ps i follow back!)

#memes #dank memes #relatable #relatable memes #beyoncescock #toastbutteregg #quora

[jonayariley]

#christian baby #polls #tumblr polls #meme #christian baby meme #quora

[okbutwhy-aka-fagdyke]

#what #adhd #quora #important #humanity #neurodivergent #neurodiversesquad #masking

[animentality]

#twitter #christianity #silly #quora #atheism #religion

[o-kurwa]

#smoking #quora

[chumby4life]

saw on quora, thought of him

#vegeta #quora #dbz #dragon ball #dbz memes #dragon ball memes

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #quora #conspiracy theories

[testosteronetwunk]

#cats #quora

[guardianspirits13]

Genuine shoutout to all the unsung internet volunteers- Wikipedia writers, subtitle and closed caption transcribers, alt text and image captioners, people who answer those super specific reddit and quora requests, people who share code to get past paywalls and links to alternative programs.

Y'all are the real heroes and I owe so much of my academic, professional, and leisure success to you <3

#crazy how you can watch movies on *totally legal* websites and they have more accessibilty that actual streaming services #accessibility #wikipedia #reddit #quora #coding #also thank you and apologies to anyone i may have forgotten #there's a LOT of unpaid work that makes the internet the place it is today #and it deserves to be acknowleged

[livelaughlovelams]

Just saw someone on Quora saying that there weren't any queer figures in the American Revolution, and oh mah GAWD I yapped on for so long that my phone gained 67% more battery in that time.

Me and mah lil ol' yassified Steuben pfp yapped about lams and all the other ga-*GUYS for so, so so long😭

Anyways, tags go brr.

*burr

#amrev #amrev fandom #american revolution #amrev slander #baron von steuben #von steuben #queer history #idk #why #lgbtq history #lgbtq #lgbtqia #ranting #ramblings #quora #things i did today #today kinda sucked #today is a good day #i did a thing #i did it #stupid people #yeah no some people suck #historical lams #lams #halemadge #ehhhh this doesnt really count but #jeffmads #john laurens #historical john laurens #alexander hamilton

[amongie]

quora is. a webbed site

#quora #photo #shut up luke

[freakyvampirequeer]

the christian baby saga

#christian baby #the christian baby #quora #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME WVERYTIME I READ THEM OUT LOUD I START CRYING LAUGHING

[nastylittleman]

One of the best explanations as to why the whole "US is threatening poor russia by expanding eastwards" narrative is a complete bs and an extremely harmful, egocentric and hypocritical take.

#quora #politics #eastern europe #noam chomsky #western hypocrisy #nato #ukraine #poland #latvia #estonia #lithuania #and now #finland #woohoo

[atheostic]

It utterly baffles me how so many people seem to be unable to grasp the concept that atheists don't believe in any deities.

#religion #atheism #theism #quora #abrahamic religions #christianity #apologetics #ffs #why is this so hard

[2hufacts]

I really hate how sauceless quora is compared to Yahoo answers. Yahoo answers at its peak was fucking hilarious. 13 year olds asking the world's dumbest questions and other 13 year olds providing the world's dumbest answers. Nobody took anything seriously there. Quora answers read like the person writing them doesn't know what a joke is. Do people link their linkedin to their quora account or what

#quora #yahoo answers #whinging

[accessible-tumbling]

Video description: The Quora site is displayed and the narrator, who has a British accent and is speaking quickly and excitedly, opens by reading from it: "My MacBook Air weighs 2.3 pounds. If I download more files on it, will it make it heavier?

"This is Quora," he continues. "A place where once grand intellectual questions would be mused over. But if you recall, 2 years ago we sadly bid farewell to our friend, Yahoo Answers, a place where those sorts of questions didn't happen, and in that time it seems many Yahoo users have made Quora their new home.

"Do chimpanzees get pregnant? Does anyone live on the sun? How high do planes fly when landing? What percentage of people are going to die? Do lesbians get periods?"

(A response to that question is read in a gruff tone:) "Oh, come on! Where the hell are you getting that question?"

"You are sleeping with your partner and suddenly realize that he/she is a ghost. What would you do? Are there werewolves in Texas? Why does the sausage have two ends? What happens to the time it takes to actually time travel into the past/future? Which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense?"

(Another answer is read:) "She doesn't. She acts."

"I heard that in the Middle Ages, nobles used to wipe their butts with ducklings. Is that right?"

(Response, gruffly:) "No!"

"Is it true that pregnant women should not sleep during a lunar or solar eclipse as it may cause harm to the unborn?"

(Response:) "No. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."

"Can I sue Germany for putting my grandfather in prison for 7 years in the second world war?"

(Response:) "No, no, no, no, no!"

"Can you think of a sentence that contains the words 'book' and 'crabs'?"

(Response:) "Well, yes, I can."

"Why does the 'bros' abbreviation for 'brothers' end in 's' instead of 'th'?"

(Response:) "Because that would spell 'broth'."

"Do rich people get embarrassed that their servants know what their stuff in the toilet looks like?"

(Response:) "This is a very weird question."

"What happens when we wash vessel and use it with water in which a lizard was dead? Is it poisonous? What can we do?"

(Response:) "Uhh..."

"Why does the United States promote homosexuality and not consider what happened in the petrified village of Pompeii?"

(Response:) "Wha…?"

"How can I have sex with Asia?"

(Response:) "Pretty sure you mean an Asian girl."

"Is Israel on the world map? Are the Irish really from Ireland? My son speaks Arabic. (in a panicked, shouting tone:) What do I do? Does India have airports?"

(Response:) "Putin came to India in 2014 swimming in the ocean. I have a photo to prove." (A flash of a picture of Putin swimming can be seen briefly at this point in the video.)

"Where do animals live? Why are things? What is my date of birth? Do you know a microscope? Real mathematicians (in all caps): I have 5 live cows and then I multiply them by 0. How then do you come and tell me that I end up with 0? Where did the 5 go? Which is larger: 0 or 2+7? Math math what is angle?

(Narrator comment: "I do believe this Quora user was intending to ask 'what are the names of the most powerful angels?' but…) What are the names of moist powerful angles? I'm an atheist who believes in God. What should I do? Why do atheists watch fiction movies? During airplane turbulence, how do atheists keep calm?"

(Narrator comment: "This question I could only find an old link for, even Quora went nowhere, not even, that is way too stupid:) How do atheists know what foods are 'sweet' versus 'sour' or 'bitter'?

"I am 11 and stand at 5 foot 2. Am I obese? Do celebrities fart? What's the meaning of a single white egg left at my door? (narrator's comment: that is weird.)

"My mom slapped her own bum in front of me what does that mean? Is this correct, 'similarvgbhujkljhgtyhujk'? Why is Zelda so 'thicc' in Breath of the Wild? Do demons always say 'I am a demon' when they are introduced? Is it possible to balance your entire body on your penis?"

(Response:) " Yes, but I'm scared of heights."

"I saw the cop the gay eating a raw bird in my backyard. What should I do?" (Narrator comment: "I became a bit obsessed with this question, it's so indecipherable and googled it for clues to find apparently there was much debate on the site about whether this was a weird autocorrect from 'cat'. Which word was supposed to be cat?")

"Can deaf people laugh out loud? Can deaf people do surfing? How do def people know what facial expressions look like and how they're used outside of American Sign Language (ASL)? If so, how do they learn about them if there's no way to see someone else make that face?" (Narrator comment: "I mean, I don't think there's any intelligent questions actually left on this site, is there? Who's asking 'Can music cause candle to light?' Obviously, no!")

"Do people still eat mashed potatoes? (Yes!) Can semen travel up your foot? (No,, it cannot.) Is the word 'stay asleep' alwasy spelled 'J'? (I don't even know what that means.) Do lobsters pee from their faces? (Uh, ugh, are you mad? Obviously no!)"

(Response:) "Yes, as others have pointed out, many crustaceans have two different types of excretory organs, both near the head. Usually only one is used, depending on the age of the animal. Lobsters and crabs, etc, use their urine smell like cats, to mark territory, warn rivals, etc." (Uh..oh.)"

The screen goes white and the scene transitions to footage of the narrator walking up to a door. He places an egg on the mat, then runs away.

End video description.

#op #video #humor #youtube #quora #yahoo answers #inane questions #i think something popped from me laughing at this video #please enjoy this i had to share it with the masses #long post