Ok these are my spiderverse age estimations Currently. I might’ve missed some context clues in the movie so feel free to correct me/share your thoughts but this is what I have so far. (Edit: I have an updated list!)
Bc of the year and a couple of months time jump, the ages are most likely:
- Mayday, math wise, is 7mo. at the oldest. Idk baby ages so that could be plausible.
- Peni is probably 12/14, there’s a good argument for either 11 or 13 for the first movie.
- Miles is 15/16
- Margo seems to be about the same age as miles so 15/16
- Gwen is a confirmed 15 mo. older than Miles so 16/17
- Pav is probably Gwen’s age so 16/17
- Hobie seems a bit older than Gwen so probably 17/19ish
- Depending on what point in noir's story he’s coming from(bc we rlly don’t see his face), the man is probably 27/28 on the older side and 18/20 on the younger side. Personally I’m taking the younger side, and I can explain in detail Why I think that. (Edit: I have!! If you’re interested go check it out Here!)
- RIP Peter is still a cool 26
- Ben Reilly is probably about the same age 24/26
- Jessica Drew is probably late 20s so 27/29 but I could see her being younger.
- Miguel is probably early 30s so 32/34. The man was a scientist before spiderman and we seem to be decently into his storyline by the time the movie happens.
- Peter B. Is 39/40
- Spider ham is like 54. “2 days?! Hahaha, I’ve been spider-ham 30 fucking years.”
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Andy noooooooo- stop no arson
(Meanwhile Peter)
Rips Peter
Lmao Peter died
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“But grief is a walk alone. Others can be there, and listen. But you will walk alone down your own path, at your own pace, with your sheared-off pain, your raw wounds, you denial, anger, and bitter loss. You'll come to your own peace, hopefully, but it will be on your own, in your own time.” – Cathy Lamb
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note: there’s a version on Dailymotion that omits the Bugs Bunny cold open for some reason; this image macro applies to the complete version, which is on YouTube.
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Peter Brötzmann performs at Silo Park - Auckland, New Zealand
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“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
“I ate my first boyfriend when I turned into a wolf.”
Sokka 🤝 Red Riding Hood
Both losing their partners
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@webheadedhero sent in “Thwack!” to slap Mysti’s ass.
it was nighttime, and mystique thought that’s probably why peter all the sudden felt bold -- no one to watch them, no one to catch a glimpse of them from the rooftop. it was the perfect time for a small ass smack. when he did it, it wasn’t as hard as she would have normally liked it, but it was a nice attempt. she moved her dress slightly to the side, a smile on her face as she looked back at him. ❝ i think you could do better than that. try again. ❞ it was a taunt. more than a taunt. her invitation even heated her chest up, her hands on her knees as she bent over ever so slightly.
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