My Redneck Neighbor Doug Watches 'The Bad Batch Season 3' Trailer
Like all the other Star Wars geeks, Doug cut out of an important Zoom meeting with his work to watch the latest trailer of Daddy Warcrimes 'n Friends last week.
Cue ,y poor phone exploding as he commented on everything, and my director giving me weird looks--because the depity CEO was too busy watching it too and the actual CEO was busy playing video games on his phone. Yes, I work with adults with graduate degrees.
Here's what Doug texted me. Enjoy!
Need a refresher? Here's List 1 and List 2 of what Doug calls the cast of this show.
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Looks like they’re on a mountain pass. Wait ain’t that the truck they used on Kashyyyk? Is Chewbacca on it?
Aw, Church Lady’s back! Hope Sassy Park Ranger’s in the back seat getting the guns loaded and the Slim Jims ready! (I’m not correcting him. Let the man have his rarepair).
Little Orphan Blondie, Stepsister Beth and Daddy Warcrimes are all in the same ugly ass uniform. They all giving me Nurse Ratchet vibes. Didn’t Daddy Warcrimes have a lobotomy or something?
THE SONS OF ROBOCOP ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
The Emperor is mumbling again to Jimmy the Scientist but hey the Imperial guard and their cool ass red robes are around. I wonder how often they clean them? You ever read 'Shadows of the Empire'?
Rex seems smaller, is something up?
NUTSY GOT A FLAMETHROWER! GO NUTSY GO!!!
The Chick That’s In Everything AND Gun Safety Muppet are back?! Oh boy! What about Chewbacca? Chewbacca Junior?
Ryan-from-Accounting’s dead, yeah, we know. He’s coming back as Space Gandalf, we know, shut up, we ain’t stupid.
OH SHIT DAYTONA’S GETTING INVADED. HIDE THE COCAINE AND THE SUSHI!!!!
Oh shit, Little Orphan Blondie’s behind the wheel! Is that the HMS Search Warrent she's on? I don't think so?
Is that a dog? AW HELL YEAH MUTANT JIMMERS* ON THE PROWL!
Julio’s worked up and he’s gonna do something!
HOLY SHIT, JOHN’S-EX-WIFE IS IN THIS??!?!?!?**
*= Jimmers is Doug's very handsome poodle mix from East Texas. He's 80 lbs of golden happiness even if he keeps murdering the raccoons in our alley. It's okay, they were living in sin, according to Doug.
**=New character unlocked! Asajj Ventress = John’s-Ex-Wife? Who is John? What did his ex-wife do?!?!
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I nearly screamed when I saw this 😭
We’re FINALLY seeing Barriss again!! 😭 And oooh Morgan Elsbeth & Thrawn backstory 👀 So many emotions felt! 😭
I’m so excited and nervous about the path Barriss will take. And will she be redeemed at the end? The Empire goes against what she stood for and why she turned against the Jedi. And my gosh her coming into contact with Vader 👀 How will THAT go??
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