#Technically a ship post but also not?

[clownsuu]

how dost thou feel about the fact that we all got howdys personality wrong. i mean...we still get howdy content so A++++ but like man do i wanna strangle him (lovingly)

I think the closest I got with howdy was with the ol “howdy gets a fuggin vacation” “””au””” where his severe couponing hinders his ability to relax and have a good time-

#Honestly though I love the hustle he got LMAOOO #ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSS #HE ALWAYS ON THAT GRINDDDDDDD #I still love him so much I will give his fuzzy lil head so many smooches #Oh and Wally is there- #Welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #wally darling #howdy pillar #Technically a ship post but also not? #Imma tag it anyway #howdydarling #wallypillar

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Bruce is the one to invite Constantine over, and no, it's not to improve his tenuous working relationship with the asshole. It's the opposite of that.

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Danny had become a frequent visitor of Wayne Manor in the last few months, and Bruce had to admit that while the kid was certainly a bit ominous for his liking for a partner to Tim, he was a generally kind and happy soul. They'd been dating for a lot longer than the Bats knew of- Kon had been the one to let it slip to Jon who told Damian and so on- and since the relationship was no longer secret, Tim brings him to family functions.

The thing about Danny is... He's dead. More than half of the time. Which again, is not Ideal for Bruce's wishes for Tim's future husband, but it also means that he reviles in being alive. Danny is downright joyous about using his time left on earth properly. He makes Tim eat real food, enjoy real sleep and generally live a more fulfilled life than he had been. The whole family noticed the changes in Tim, and it made them like Danny even more.

So after a particularly grueling day of dealing with Trigon and therefore the JLD's lack of coordination and sensible planning- Bruce gets the idea. John couldn't fucking contain himself admonishing Bruce, and perhaps it was vindictive, but Bruce figures that John should meet Danny. Sans context of course.

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John is really over dealing with Batman's prissy, over complicated and perfectionist attitude. Come to the Cave he'd demanded, as though John didn't have a favorite bar to get back to, deal with a ghost he ordered like John didn't have other priorities than some random shade.

When walking into the space however, the second his teleportation portal closed, John knew something was deeply, deeply fucked. The shadows were growing longer, the second hand on his watch ticked slower, the air smelled of sulfur and... Red Robin was sitting working at the computer like nothing was wrong. But what was wrong, was the kid was marked by The End. Marked by The Infinite. FUCK.

John knew Death, the Endless, and knew she could pick favorites just like her siblings (Dream's immortal drinking buddy comes to mind). But this wasn't her work, this was something other.

"Mate- the Bat said there was a ghost?" John feels like he might throw up, the eerie atmosphere complicating what should have been a simple request.

"Uh, obviously." The kid didn't even look over from his screen or pause his typing.

John slowly approached, looking over each shoulder a few times, turning in a few circles as the shadows appeared to dance and echo within the cave. He could see his breath, the air became so cold so suddenly. And then, with the gentleness of a pin drop, a new agonizing sound appeared with a Kid walking down the cave stairs. The aura of the room turned dark, every cell in John's body screaming to run, that this was basically the little girl from the ring crawling through the TV as the young man walked down the steps.

"Babe, your grampa says that dinners going to be ready in a second. Oh, uh, hey dude." The creature speaks, turning his eyes to John for only a moment to study him. It feels equivalent to a butterfly being pinned by its wings.

"Y-y-you, you're, you're one of the Endless?" John stutters, his body reacting in fear despite the nonchalant posture of the Beast. The young man rolls his eyes.

"Nah, one of the Ancients but like uh, I'm new in town. And hon seriously don't be late, A made tiramisu for dessert and you're not allowed to have any if you're late and I don't want to deal with you pouting."

"You had me at Tiramisu!" Red stands up from his computer and then turns, "John, what are you doing here again?" Red Robin finally looks over at him, completely confused.

"Just leaving." John mutters, his eyes still trained on the ANCIENT.

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Bruce could barely hide his laugh when Tim reported the Magician meeting Danny in the cave.

That'll show the asshole to question Batman's knowledge of the occult.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #braindead ship #deadtired ship #timxdanny #bruce approves of their relationship and not just cause he can laud it over constantines head #bruce beefing with constantine #danny is an ancient #also works for ghost king au's but im kind of burned out on those rn #also works for literally any other ship or adoption au technically but my shipper heart must beat on #john constantine #mentioned sandman comics

[ghostdoodlen]

Bruce tries to get Marinette in his family.

Overall, just choose your ship.

The last is a bonus drawing I think someone requested in discord.

Basically instead of choosing one of the bat kids, Marinette chooses Jon while Clark rubs it in Bruce's face.

UPDATE:

This has turned into a superbat post

Courtesy of @smartlanceisreal (gonna have to shout you out again for the inspiration)

They're now married. Jon is happy

#maribat #choose your ship #marinette cheng #bruce wayne #clark kent #adoption addiction #Bruce just wants another kid #marinette dupen chang #mlb #batman fandom #messy art #YAA KNOOWWW #if Bruce marries a certain Super #he'd technically be her dad too #Clark would also be the dad of lots of other children too #superbat forever #this is now a superbat post #i love this ship #superman x batman #super husbands #superman #batman #clark x bruce #superbat #my art #ash's doodles

[sukizula]

sqx: no way, so you were friends with the one who killed your brother too?

nhs: of course! i devised a 10 year long plan to expose and destroy the slimy bastard i used to call my san ge which includes exposing his incestous marriage and hiding his mother's corpse so he can feel how i felt when that son of a bitch stole and dismembered my brother's body :)

sqx: inspiring!

nhs: what about your guy?

sqx: oh we got married last spring

#obviously inspired by that one luo binghe and wei wuxian post #i think its hilarious #nie huaisang #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #this is technically also s*ngyao but i dont ship it but feel free to tag it #heaven's official blessing #tgcf #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #shi wudu #he xuan #ming yi

[yardsards]

the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?

#they are ALSO both ''just when you think you've hit rock bottom you want to fuck a blonde guy'' #(yes ik mithrun's hair is technically silver but it's blonde enough) #eliot posts #dunme #ships #dungeon meshi #dm spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #labru #kabumisu #i love both so i feel like i'm winning either way. multi track drifting! #i think i like kabumisu slightly more bc i am an acts of service enjoyer at heart #but both are good #the only ship that i'm that gung ho about is farcllle (but also i'd never get into a shipping war over it bc im not fucking 12 years old) #why is there so much shipping war in this fandom??? it's so fucking bonkers. is it fucking 2014??? #what makes it more annoying is that this series is so light on romance and focuses on platonic relationships #how did this series attract so many rabid shippers??? #this post has been up for 2 hours and someone was already posting bad take reductive ship hate in the replies #get blocked <3 you are a deeply obnoxious human being god bless your heart

[spac-e-b0y]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HIP, 'FORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE LIP, STOP YOUR STARIN' AT MY [HEY!] TAKE A HINT, TAKE A HINT!!!"

LISTEN. THE PORTY CLONES SING NIGHTCORE KARAOKE. TRUST ME I WAS THERE.

bonus

#also yeah i gave redson a porty clone i'm gonna post that in a sec #my art #artists on tumblr #lmk #lmk mk #lmk porty mk #lmk porty clone #lmk porty redson #lmk redson #lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #spicynoodlesshipping #technically #also technically #mixtapeshipping #i don't have a ship name for the porty clones #suggestions are welcome for that vnfdsjvnd

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Has Hazbin Hotel made anyone else forget about heteronormativity?

Oh of course these two characters are dating. And of course one of them has a pathetic crush on this other character. Oh, they're all men? I really haven't even thought about that.

I mean, they're a moth, a tv and a deer, does their gender really matter?

#i legitimately saw a post about vox realizing he's also into men #and i went #wait that's unusual??? #oh right #the real world exists. and it sucks. #i didn't need to be reminded of that #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #staticmoth #(again i know they're technically not dating) #radiostatic #(one-sided) #and these are only 2 examples #almost all the ships are queer and i'm here for it #heteronormativity #lgbtq #queer #i'm not sure if tumblr will like this post or not

[fossilizedhysterics]

mild suggestive humor ↓ . . . .

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more funnies.... i cant be stopped

#mildly suggestive #very glad ppl seem 2 be enjoying these #they r a lot of fun for me to make #also!! i think ive finally found a patton design i like #which is good #experimented w virgils hair also and i like it but idk if ill ever remember 2 do it again #also im sure some1 out there is wondering why i draw every1 in their canon outfits EXCEPT for remus #and the answer is that i have personal beef with his outfit #and absolutely refuse to draw it ! #its a great costume i think its designed very well i just hate drawing it #+ im mad its so complicated which means i will probably never get to cosplay him #intruality #dlampr #<- only IMPLIED technically. but it was fully my intention #intrumociet #<- is that the ship name for them?!?! fuck if i know #dukeciet #mociet #sanders sides #sasi art #remus sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #no roman this time... i really dont have a good grasp on him as a character so its harder 4 me to find posts that remind me of him #tss #ts sides #sanders sides art #my art

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kaido thinks hes kubosais designated third wheel, when actually theyve been trying to worm him into the polycule for months

#meow posting one of their fav ships no one else likes again #someone tell me to shut the fuck up #tbh i think this situation technically would work better with established kubokai instead but- #um saiki is a telepath. LOL idk how he wouldnt know #conveniently is wearing his germanium ring at all times ?? erm dumb #canon divergence where hes powerless for a little longer and that happens to be when kubokai starts dating and this happens? mmm yea maybe #i have a fake dating kubosai wip where saikis 'powerless' for longer and he thinks kubokai r crushing on each other #it's complicated and also was never written beyond one chapter (which happens to be a big argument) but its similar to this kind of ? idk #no straight up powerless au though i honestly dislike those erm sorry #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubosai #saikai #kubokai #kubosaikai #meows post

[camels-pen]

the thing that fucks me up about zosopp is that while Zoro gets more serious and jokes around less as the series goes on, Usopp is still a little jokester. He still tells stories and plays with Luffy and Chopper- he knows when to get serious, but he also knows when to have fun.

And I bet it eats him up inside, seeing the man he loves slowly lock that part of himself away for the sake of being a strong and unwavering presence for the crew. How Zoro is constantly burdened with thoughts of how to keep the crew alive- how to best train to keep his crew alive. How he doesn't leave room for much else.

He makes room for Usopp though. For their crew- their family. And Usopp vows (hopes) to force him to make room for fun, too.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #usopp #zosopp #nemotime #just. its the funny guy x serious guy ship i cant NOT think about this #especially Post-Timeskip my god Zoro needs a good bellyaching laugh #quiet moments together has Usopp quote unquote 'trying out new jokes on Zoro' which is TECHNICALLY true #but he's not testing them out he's just trying to make Zoro laugh and loosen up more #the opposite side of this is Zoro trying to slow Usopp down with naps and also get him to focus more on the now rather than the what-ifs #they're both hypocrites but they're also really sweet #man that one zosopp anon really got me on a kick the last few hours #tbh this could be platonic too; seeing one of your best buddies like that would fuck anyone up

[dismas-n-dismay]

Please I need to see the ship kids? Is Laios a good uncle? Do they have scales/feathers or sharp teeth? Horns? Claws? (This series has me in a chokehold rn)

*SQUEEZES YOU IN MY GRASP*

I had to put everything under the cut because this is a hella long post so everyone else just look at these cute farcille babies and rock on

HI HOWDY!! Laios is obsessed with these little freaks (he would never call them that though cause he would literally die for them if needed) He’s essentially been right by Falin and Marcille’s side since day one when it came to the babies! He’s a surprisingly good uncle but definitely that one where he gives the kids gifts that the parents are like “YEAH NO- he’s 8 he doesn’t need a crossbow”

He definitely gives the kids little trinkets he gets from foreign dignitaries since I don’t picture Laios really liking all the gifts and gold and money people will give him to butter him up when he catches onto it. The cool monster stuff stays with him though, but he’ll let the kids look at anything cool he gets that he decides to keep for his personal collection. I like to imagine that when he holds them he always keeps them to the side of his hip, real mom type stance when he’s holding them.

Secondly, GREAT QUESTION!! They have a little bit of both! Haru (the cream colored baby) has feathery down covering his ears, chest, and wings as well as basically anywhere else that he isn’t scaly or covered in soon to be thought flesh. He’s more of a dragon from the waist down but bird from the waist up like Falin was.

His sister Haize (the apple red one) has the most scales! (But the least feathers out of the pair) Haize has more of that traditional dragon look and unlike Haru, she’s dragon basically to the neck up. She has scrawny little forearms that aren’t quite attuned to walking yet but once she grows they’ll become a lot more useful for the crawling around stage of her infancy! Haru will often try to climb on her back because he wants to be fast too- he’s only a little guy but he still hates that she got the extra limb genes where he didn’t.

Both have wings though the down that Haru has makes it a bit difficult for him to fly, though he really grows to enjoy flapping and the flutter of his wings! Haize has more sleek featherless dragon wings which make her flight process a bit easier, though her longer body means that her flying is quite silly (it’s like when you pick a cat up by their middle and they just dangle, imagine that but with flight and her trying to tuck her limbs in to have less weight pulling her down). Both have claws on their dragon halves as well as spikes/spines on their backs though only Haize has been born with the making for clawed hands, Haru grows into his later in life!

Really Falin and Marcille are glad that the kids are in relative captivity, Haru’s inherited the “head empty, no thoughts, tee hee” touden genes and they’re like 75 percent certain that he would get eaten if natural selection had its way - assuming Haize didn’t protect him ofc. Haru is very sleepy as a baby while Haize is very cranky. She likes to sleep on her back but her itty bitty dragon wings get cramped when she does and sleeping on her side isn’t as a comfy. Aside from that she just likes attention and being with her parents which is tough due to their jobs.

Haru has colic due to the light magic that manifests in his stomach pouch organ! He was born with an organ similar to the one red dragons have that allows them to breathe fire! It allows him to conjure and manifest light and can be weaponized if a dragon knows what they’re doing. Really it’s much more useful as bioluminescence for dragons who dwell in darker dungeons as it allows them to lure in prey and the pouch’s brightness grows as a dragon approaches somewhere stacked with mana and magic which is an easy way to find enemies or food! Typically light dragons are very powerful but a rare find as they’re often incredibly soft and unable to protect themselves as babies as well as their newly born pouches which let off a lot of glow due to basically incubating for a year or so and refuse to dampen until they learn to properly dispel their magic via spells. Not to mention how easy of a target it is for their obvious weak spot, one bad slash to the tummy and ur done.

Most dragon babies learn early as having that much magic in you hurts a LOT but Haru takes a lot while to learn it, though Falin soon learns that pressing on his stomach and conjuring her own light magic to siphon Haru’s own eases a lot of his tummy aches and pains.

(I got way more facts about these guys so if you wanna know more just send another ask!! :]!! /gen)

#i read this as soon as i got it i swear and had to give everything i had :sob: #ignore how i cant decide if her name is haize or haizel im indecisive :Sob: #PLEASE ask me more questions about these guys i have so much art planned for them AND a fic if y'all r interested. #also one of them is trans and I dare you to figure out which one (technically theyre both trans but thats for a later post so shhh) #fan kid lore #Haru and Haize lore #farcille fankid lore #farcille #oc lore #fankid #marcille dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #laios dungeon meshi #cursed tag -> #delicious in dungeon #dungeon posting #dunmeshi #dunmeshi marcille #dunmeshi fankid #farcille fankid #farcille kid #half dragon #hybrids #ship babies #magic lesbian babies #tw babies #my art #farcille fanart #sapphic babies

[booasaur]

The Dragon Prince - 2x01 || 4x01

#tdpedit #the dragon prince #general amaya #tdp janai #the dragon prince spoilers #the dragon prince 4x01 #the dragon prince 2x01 #amaya x janai #femslash related stuff #eeee #I love getting ships that last long enough have enough of a journey to be able to make sets like this #(see also: harlivy) #in fact I think I've very loosely noted down a first meeting themed set of posts #where it's like oh you have no IDEA what you're going to mean to each other #ooh if we're getting their engagement in the premiere will we get their wedding at some point in the season?? :o #and lol at the flowers...this better be how haniwa proposed (and you know it was 100% haniwa who did) #(well technically wren gave her the forever pendant first) #but yeah I mean I also wish we could have seen more with these two #but it was pretty clear when they'd miss whole episodes in a row how important they were considered #I've made my peace with it #just gonna bask in the colors of this scene #eta: also the embers floating around in the first scene vs the leaves in the second :')

[simplepotatofarmer]

it's been two days but i was so right about this. the appeal isn't about dedication or trust. the dedication and trust will be there but the respect is the foundation.

i'm just. i love them.

#technically the post i commented on was a shipping post but also this is just. them in all forms. #platonic. qpr. romantic. it doesn't matter. i love them so much. #loyal talks about stuff and things #c!dnb #just in case but like. #i really do believe this just applies to them overall. #rivalsblr

[horse-head-farms]

thinking about Jevin and xB and how they both bully Hypno, and, in the context of ships, interpreting it kinda as… Jevin is mean to Hypno because he has romantic feelings for him, kinda like the stereotype of “he’s bullying you because he likes you and has a crush on you” in school children. Meanwhile, xB is mean to Hypno because it’s funny, and any romantic feelings he has are purely coincidental. Is this making sense

#posts inspired by in jevin’s episode: etho suggesting something smart and jevin accidentally going “wow hypno’s so smart” LOL #technically because hypno was in his chat at the same time. BUT. i think its funnier if c!jevin just assumes anything cool is hypno’s doing #a subconscious bias that goes into everything. saying “ugh hypno smells” but secretly believing hypno is handsome smart funny etc #also: don’t get me wrong i think hypno and xb bullying each other is a way of displaying affection for them. but it isn’t xb #trying to respond to his own internal feelings. hypno is just bulliable #on a serious note the “he bullies you because he likes you” concept annoys me a lot irl as an autistic person who was bullied #i think people just bullied me because I was the nearest “weird” kid and they were unhappy with their lives so wanted some control #BUT in fiction + where its more of a mutual teasing where nobody is too upset. love that trope #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #hypnotizd #xbcrafted #ijevin #jevno #hypxb #hhf #these aren’t the only hypno ships i have but they’re the two most common for him and the ones that fit the point i was trying to make

[inkandpaintleopard]

Today and yesterday I watched full playthroughs of Poppy Playtime (which I’ve been meaning to do for years)

I’m still not sure if it’s ok to like it or not but I was hit with the most out-of-nowhere obsession with this guy

Which I was immediately punished for bc I legitimately did not think he died at the end of chapter 1 and learning that he did was very much saddening

#I was also drawing stuff with CatNap and Mother from fnati as a ship and one of Mother holding up Cartoon Cat saying “this is our child” #But then at some point I realized CatNap might technically ALSO be a child so uh. Might not be posting those #Hey in other news I think my health is almost mostly fully restored #poppy playtime #huggy wuggy #I was listening to Rockotar’s video on Lotso while drawing these. That was fun. Really set the mood

[kate-bot]

hi if anyone has any pepstavo drawing requests / ideas, it would be awesome if you sent them my way........ or anything pizza tower really, the brainrot is so very strong rn

#PLEASE do i hate asking for shit like this but i have such a bad urge to draw but my brains drawing such a hard blank rn #i also enjoy every conceivable pizza tower pairing #so any ideas fine pizza tower fandom!?" #my art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #gustavo pizza tower #pepstavo #i guess this does technically count as ship art lol #also sorry for posting so god damn much in one day #if i do get any requests ill probably do them tomorrow :)