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somewhereincairparavel · 1 month

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hc that for Annabeth's proposal, Percy would go full out and literally go scuba diving, hunting fresh pearls for her ring, he'd even ask sea creatures for help bc Annabeth deserves only the best. After he thinks he's got enough shiny pearls (he'd get real lucky bc he'd collect so many of them in different shades aswell) he'd give them all to Leo since he's got the honour of making her ring. Like. He'd go though so dam much just to make sure the ring is perfect :(

#Tell me this isnt canon #Bc it is #Argue w the wall #Percy is the man. He's the standard #Ik I always do Jason hcs but I love my boi Percy too okay #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo hoo #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo series #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #nico di angelo

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sunsethw4 · 2 years

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TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 13

*lilia teaching teaching baby mal qualities that will make him a good ruler in the future*

lilia: respect, power–

baby malleus: BANANA :D

lilia: …. BANANA >:D

#୨♡୧ — fabu writes #twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #don’t think this fit in the x reader tag tbh #TELL ME THIS ISNT CANON #TELL ME I’M WRONG #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #yes i quoted the minions movie XD #twst lilia #twst malleus #this fits so well oh my god

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sweatyrickgrimes · 11 months

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#tell me this isnt canon #they gotta share rick it's the only way #twd meme #negan #rick x negan #regan #michonne

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omvimo · 11 months

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nl!jimmy: IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD LIFE IN PLASTIC ITS FANTASTIC

#tell me this isnt canon #look me in my tired eyes and tell me it isn’t #that’s right huh #it is #i said so so its cannon #new life smp #nlsmp #jimmy solidarity

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omgitscharlie · 2 years

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a typical text between inuyasha and @hoover-daddy

#hoover-daddy #tell me this isnt canon #you cant

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zillychu · 10 months

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please enjoy some assorted trigun doodles from the. a while lmao

#trigun #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashmeryl #mashwood #im p sure ive drawn meryl bug eyed more than normal eyes at this point #the things in the middle is a. quetzalcoatl vash of some sort i think #or just u know. a flavor of canon angel abomination #listen if the drawing is older than 2 weeks my ass does NOT remember #also dont tell me tristamp vash isnt SO COMPLETELY BABY that his 'threaten everyone to evacuate a town' wont work unless he goes Full Plant #zilly art

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oifaaa · 9 months

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I will never understand the obsession with making tims favourite robin Jason when it couldn't be more painfully obvious that tims favourite robin was Dick

Like people are so caught up in the concept, the made up angst, that tims favourite robin beat him up that they straight up misunderstand how much more significant Tim and Dicks relationship is not to mention the added layers of Tim originally being created as the ultimate self insert character which for a good number of readers meant they grew up with Dick as their favourite robin and didn't really like Jason just for not being Dick

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taeiris · 2 months

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stranger things season 5 is gonna start with the voice of a little boy, singing a familiar song…

and then we see will, singing. THEN we see the demogorgon taking him to the library, everything in between the scenes we know— that we haven’t seen, deleted scenes or new scenes idc.

season 5 is gonna start at the point between will getting to the library and joyce and hopper finding him, what we didn’t see. we get a close look at a tease of how the connection between him and vecna specifically began

and then he wakes up. present s5 time, title card intro begins and the first episode of the final season of stranger things starts.

im CALLING IT BABY!

#im rewatching season 1 #if you couldnt tell #and it brought me back to the upside down comic #which i KNOW isnt canon #but hey #its a pretty clear and legit guide to what might happen #and im pretty possitive of this theory #the duffers will try to silence me #put this in your bingo cards!#remember me!#connection gate #mind walkie talkie gate #stranger things #byler #will byers #stranger things 5 #st5 spoilers

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kame-artist · 16 days

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Dialogue that i was planning to put in a fic, but it went in a differant direction

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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Danyal Al Ghul's missed potential - this kid is not gonna behave like his canon self if he's with the league of assassins until his late formative years, and my reasoning why

(feel free to take this all with a grain of salt this is just my thoughts on it, this is all mostly amusing to me and isn't trying to be negative towards anyone else)

similar to how i was talking about how danny growing up in crime alley would affect him, demon twin aus with danyal al ghul make me laugh a lot (affectionate) because... whose teaching danny to unlearn all the ecofascism he picked up from the league of assassins? whose teaching him to be kind? to be gentle? Not the LoA thats for certain.

(you could plausibly say Jazz but she's only 2 years older than Danny and do you really expect a fellow child to properly explain why X is wrong to another child and have it be 100% effective? i don't doubt it'd help to an extent, but not in the same way an adult explaining it would)

plus a ton of other things, like whose teaching him to value human life? not the LoA. Whose teaching him how to adjust to living with American society after he ends up with the Fentons when he's 8-9-10? Who teaches him that killing is wrong, whose enforcing that?

(not the Fentons if you're going the neglectful parent route, and Jazz can try but i really don't think Danny is going to listen to her, a stranger who isn't even part of his grandfather's league)

How do you teach a child to value human life when the greatest development window for that opportunity has closed and he's already formed his own opinions?

You're not gonna get a Danny whose exactly like his canon attitude if he's staying with the league during his formative years (0-8 years old). you're not. You could get someone LIKE it, potentially, or someone who has traces of it or is similar -- like danny's wit and jokes and sarcasm, and on some level his kindness. but you're not gonna have a carbon copy. Development doesn't work that way. "nature" can only do so much in the face of nurture.

If anything, it doesn't even have to be a major change -- in the league he cans till be kind, but it's probably going to manifest in a different way than what is considered normal. Tough love, for one. But there's gonna be something that affects him negatively. Why make him 'always good/kind' when you can make him a brat who develops into a kinder (if spikier than in canon) person?

TLDR: Danyal Al Ghul would not be like how he is in canon if he's with the league until his late formative years -- not without any lasting pr permanent impacts from the league at least. Missed potential to make him an absolute nightmare like damian was -- especially in his early years when he first arrived to the Fenton house.

(this doesn't apply to danyal al ghul aus where he's either given to the fentons as a baby/is reincarnated/etc. this is mostly aimed for danyal al ghul aus where he fakes his death at like, 7-10 and somehow ends up, personality-wise like his completely canon self by 14 without any differences.)

(and even then if he's five or four, or even three, he would still be traumatized and influenced by the league. he'll just have more time to adjust. the sooner he leaves the league the more likely he is to be like his canon self, but not like an exact copy)

(more under the cut)

Anyways what I'm saying is that there is prime missed Danyal al Ghul potential to make him an absolute NIGHTMARE to the Fentons however way he ends up with them, just like Damian was with the Waynes! Cuz why does Damian get all the fun? Danny got the same training and endoctrine as him! He is also an ex-assassin! Why is Danny the only one who is 'well adjusted and non-violent' hm? Hmm?

Why can't he also be mean, and stabby, and a total stuck-up in some way or another? Have fun with his characterization, its prime opportunity to play play-doh and clay with him! If he starts out as X how does he get the personality traits of Y, and thus become XY?

Like take this with a grain of salt if you will, but make him arrogant. Make him an asshole! Make him a bad person at first! Because he will be! He's the blood son of the batman and you mean to tell me that damian is the only one arrogant about it at first? Make him stabby and mean even at 14 when he's begun to chill out! Have fun with it! If he's with the Fentons at any point past the age of four or five then he's gonna be a nightmare to handle because he still remembers the league and his time there.

(and while it gives him more time to chill the hell out, his time at the league is still gonna leave an impact on him.)

also what im saying as well is have him and sam potentially get along like a house on FIRE. Again, Danny grew up under the views of an ecofascist cult and nobody to challenge those views to him until he got to amity park at whatever age in late formative years he was at. He could be about as intense or even MORE intense about environmental awareness/rights than Sam is!

(also him being supremely unimpressed with Sam's wealth. he gave up a palace in the mountains for this town. because that's funny to me - like let his past have more influence on him! it'll be fun!)

you could have a danny who doesn't kill but doesn't fully understand the value of human life because jazz is like two years older than him and isn't that good at explaining why people's lives are important. he won't kill but he's not morally opposed to it. there's very little chance he actually gets bullied at school because he nearly killed Dash the first time he tried anything.

Danny could have scars, physical ones, because its implied in multiple canon that training starts at toddling (my best bet is 3 at minimum and ~maybe~ 2 but only on the later side of 2. Good fucking luck getting any infant under 2 to do anything you ask, ESPECIALLY assassin training. They're gonna stick the weapon in their mouth sooner than they're gonna do katas. This is coming from a daycare teacher.)

there's more examples of how danny being at the league during his formative years would affect him, but those are just some of them. he could have a sword! An appreciation for weaponry and nature. Maybe he still speaks all shakespearan and formal, does he still make bodily threats to people? If Damian is still threatening people at 14 why can't danny?